Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. It’s a repeat but suits me today.
Now for the hunks.
Above the fold.
Redhead for Carin.
Looks pissed.
Nice shoulders, needs to smile.
Possibly a repeat.
Last, but not least.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week. Y’all have a good day. Prayers for those traveling this week.
June 29, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags:if it's Wednesday it must be Belfast . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
G’mornin Romacita.
No sleepy-sleepy for me. Woke up at 4am, started perseverating and tossing with upset thoughts about my work situation, finally got up at 5:30. I’m gonna go finish the garlic harvest and love my life. I have two finished garden beds to clear out and re-plant with second crops.
I have to do some research on floor underlayments. We need to cushion the work area inside of our shop, walking and standing on bare concrete pad is the pits.
We need to put down some kind of cheap smooth floor (linoleum roll remnant from HD, probably) so that a pallet jack loaded with freight can be rolled over it if need be, but it needs some kind of thin cushion underneath it to save our joints.
Mostly the area gets foot traffic. Scott has only rolled palleted freight in that part of the shop once or twice since renting the place, when the regular freight area got filled up. But it does happen.
Up at 0400 listening to Ollie yakking up bark from the cord wood we had delivered. We’ve got a cord in the garage and the other one is still in the driveway. We usually have them block the garage as an incentive to stack it but this pile is not in the way and human nature has triumphed. When chasing tennis balls Ollie will suddenly drop the ball and veer to a piece of bark. He’s wised up to us taking it from him so he runs away as soon as we reach for it. It’s supposed to rain on Saturday, perhaps we’ll stack it then.
Can you make lanes of high foot traffic/stationary standing areas and leave the majority of it uncovered for rolling loaded pallets and storage? I’m not sure that’s practical, just a suggestion I’m sure you’ve thought of already.
https://tinyurl.com/The-Human-Siren
(Imgur video with sound)
I just ordered some roll up gym floor from amazon. It’s not super thick but good enough to provide some cushion. It was inexpensive too.
I like Bari Weiss and subscribed to her sub stack yesterday. First thing in my inbox is from an editor at newsweek about Jan 6th and how he thought it was no big deal but after hearing from the 23 year old he’s convinced it was a REALLY BIG DEAL. OMB!
click…unsubscribe
I also sort of love the fake righty sites that were all in around noon yesterday, then tried to prove why they were totally right around 5pm, and then by 10 pm were all contrite about getting duped by a 23 yr old who heard it from a friend who who heard from another you’ve been grabbing the wheel.
How dumb are these people? They fall for the same Anita Fluke-Blasey Hutchinson move every single time.
I saw that headline too MJ and rolled my eyes. I haven’t read it yet and it may or may not get read. Reconsider unsubscribing because most of the content isn’t lefty drivel. Every now and then she’ll try to sneak one past her audience which is part of why I’m a free subscriber. Zero regerts when I delete
Horse stall mats are what we use around here. They’re aweseome.
wakey wakey
I saw a bunch of stupid ketchup memes late afternoon as well, and they were SURE Trump was going to get arrested.
Did it happen? Did I miss it?
The dumbest thing about the vaxx – is that it is completely nothing but a bullshit hurdle. Ethan got ONE shot, zero boosters. In their world, that basically means he’s unvax’d, right? But since he capitulated and took the one, he’s bowed to the covid emperor.
So losing all these men, when THEY EVEN KNOW IT IS A FUCKING SHAM … I can’t even. It’s embarrassing how blatant they’re being regarding this.
It’s like the parent who makes some stupid pronouncement … but then refuses to back down, even after they KNOW it’s stupid but because I SAID SO. That’ the only reason.
You’ll get your shot because I SAID SO.
Stall mats were not to be had for a good long while. Rubber shortage plus Kung Flu panic in the supply chain. Haven’t checked inventories since then, hopefully they’ve recovered.
I meant to just post the bottom thing.
Cassidy needs to do a stint in the federal penitentiary to think about what she’s done and get assaulted by violent lesbians but mostly to get assaulted by violent lesbians.
Thanks for the suggestions, all. We need to cover an area about 10′ x 16′, probably. I love the rubber flooring idea, had no idea that even existed.
We have some gym flooring in our outer garage that Paula used as a gym early in Covid times. The sections are pretty big, maybe 6 x 8? Anyway, they’ve survived having the wave runner and lawn tractor parked on them over the winters just fine
We have gym tiles in my basement for the rare occasions when I bother to exercise, those are 18″ squares and stay put pretty nicely on concrete.
Comment by Car in on June 29, 2022 7:37 am
It’s like the parent who makes some stupid pronouncement … but then refuses to back down, even after they KNOW it’s stupid but because I SAID SO. That’ the only reason.
You’ll get your shot because I SAID SO.
Right. It’s the tyrannical impulse, the imposition of your will over another you consider your social inferior takes on an importance of its own regardless of the original object.
Castreau and his second in command, Christia whasserface, have that look when they are making their punitive pronouncements. You will be brought to heel, and we will enjoy your pain, and your futile struggling is the sauce.
I saw something at Home depot last week that would work too. The horse stall matts really are the best – would hold up longest. But the other options are lighter, easier to install.
So the white dogs went on a walkabout. I have Lucy on a Tracker, so it was more of a pain – they were in the swampy woods.
We’re going to just fence it all in. I’m done. And these dogs STINK. I hosed off Lucy already, but Nova needs it now – she wasn’t as muddy, but that I didn’t realize how bad she smelled.
Yeah, stall mats are heavy enough that I have special gripper tools to move them with.
yeah, everyone celebrating Bari Weiss earlier because she came to her senses about Covid. Now she’s reverting back to NY Liberal. Meh, not like it isn’t expected.
Scott decided on those interlocking rubber mats. If they aren’t smooth enough to vacuum, or roll over easily, or if they’re not tough enough, I can always throw a piece of remnant linoleum on top.
Awesome. Scott was really getting the knee pain from that concrete floor. Shades of working at the big box store all over again. ::SHUDDER::
twitter: Andy McCarthy before Hutchinson was debunked: Cassidy Hutchinson’s Testimony against Trump Is Devastating – my
@NRO
column …
twitter: NRO this morning, after they figured out their previous headline had been up all night: “If Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony about Trump’s behavior on January 6 holds up…”
Fucking idiots, hope they go out of business.
put the rubber mats on top. You can remove them when moving heavy stuff, and take them outside to wash them off. Used them behind the bar at the place I ran.
twitter: what lots of people are doing with Faux News app on their phones
Faux news app? Didn’t know it existed. I watch Tucker and sometimes the five. THe weekend morning guys are not bad, but it’s usually fluff news. But their views are pretty aligned with mine.
twitter: McCarthy (Andy, the lawyer one, not the one on Gutfeld last night) parrots all those talking points on Faux News with McCallum
Martha works with Bret Baier on elections too. Surprise!
twitter: a story in 2 acts, BOEBERT MIGHT BE OUT IN CO! then, reality
twitter: Pelosi takes communion in Vatican
talk about stabbing your men in the back!
The tie in to the Gorilla Channel is the best thing ever – thanks lumps.
Remember when all of the people and the news stations reported it as fact and not one of them knew they got punked? Good times.
NY brother posted a pic from high up on Wall Street. Great shot, beautiful day in NYC. Brought back memories when he pointed out the place where World Trade once stood. I visited him there in ’87 and one of the first places he took me was Windows on the World, which was at the top of…North tower, I think?
Long time gone, now.
McCarthy beclowned himself with an article in NR. Trump hating Tool.
THIS HEARSAY MAY BE RELEVANT . Said the witness was compelling or some shit.
I reviewed it in facedouche.
twitter: Liz Cheney is behind the limo testimony fiasco
Things going badly, lizzo?
i posted his tweet above, and NRO trying to half ass walk it back above, Car in.
How dumb are these people? They fall for the same Anita Fluke-Blasey Hutchinson move every single time.
They fall for it because they desperately want it to be true.
It’s like telling yourself that it’s not embarrassing to fuck the fat chick because she has kind of a cute face.
They think the louder you shout something, the more people will believe in it, because such ardor cannot possibly be for something false.
They have no idea how to convince. It’s why they usually wind up coercing instead and thinking it’s the same thing.
i posted his tweet above, and NRO trying to half ass walk it back above, Car in.
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They’re all trying to walk back their gullibility.
One of the issues with the fake right is that they seem to be watching a tv series and critiquing it rather than understanding they’re in the fight.
Get in the game, pussies.
It’s like telling yourself that it’s not embarrassing to fuck the fat chick because she has kind of a cute face.
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lol – so true
talk about stabbing your men in the back!
I doubt very much that the man called Francis considers Archbishop Cardilione one of ‘his men’.
twitter: now mccarthy is blaming it on Pelosi, because of the substandard trial
Of course! It’s a circus, and you should be calling it out as a circus. But you aren’t and for that you deserve to fail miserably!
but in the hierarchy, that’s exactly who he is. This is what causes schisms, amirite?
Ann B had thoughts on the cattle die-off. Not especially sinister, she says:
https://www.barnhardt.biz/2022/06/17/as-a-cattle-person-i-need-to-weigh-in-on-the-mass-cattle-die-off-video-thats-going-around/
It’s telling that Francis didn’t say anything to the Archbishop, just went and ahead and let Pelosi eat her divine judgement.
And yes, this is the sort of thing that causes schism. Francis appears to be pushing very hard to create one, and more and more people are openly questioning whether the ‘resignation’ of B16 was valid, which would make Francis an antipope if so. Mainstream Catholic commentary isn’t touching that with the longest pole you can imagine, but it wouldn’t even be the first time it’s happened, though usually the resolution of it doesn’t come ‘quickly’, at least in relative terms.
Immediate, global communication has made the Vatican a daily sight for millions who — in the past — might know nothing of the pope beyond his name. Whether that accelerates schism or corrects error faster than historical precedent remains to be seen.
Pretty sure we lost our 2 favarolis on the same day as the cattle die off.
I was wrong. The fake right is still trying to make this work.
The consensus seems to be, except for the obvious lies, the true parts are simply devastating to Trump. Walls are closing in.
My wife and I drove through eastern Kansas and eastern and western Nebraska about a week ago. We saw lots of corn that is turning into Post Toasties quickly due to heat and drought. But we didn’t see any dead cattle. My guess is that corn prices are going to be out of sight by November.
We are continuing to feed last year’s hay and warehousing this year’s as long as we can. Prices keep going up, might be able to get $8 a bale for first cutting come October.
with fuel prices, you definitely will see high prices for crops.
Gas went down .21 cents yesterday. Back up .22 today.
Oil prices affect fertilizer too. so this will go on next year too.
This year’s urea was twice the price of last year’s.
I saw a substack article from Igor Chudov, poking fun at Fauci for taking a second round of paxlovid, because the first one plus four vax shots has worked so well. Pfizer dropped the vaxed from the paxlovid trial. Buncha snake oil.
If that’s a repeat, I apologize. This page went from 15 to 55 replies. Apparently “refresh” ain’t all that.
Need grill/smoker recommendations please!
Francis was not distributing communion at that mass, per others who watched the livestream. If Pelosi received, it was at the hands of some other, who may not have known. Unlikely, but possible.
1) How big of a cooking surface do you want?
2) What kinds of things do you cook/ want to cook? Dogs and burgers? I can’t see you as a 12-hour brisket kind of guy but I might be wrong.
3) Gas or charcoal?
Check out amazingribs.com for their favorite setups too.
PBC for smoker, weber 3 burner for a gas grill. Covers all bases.
1) not huge – we’re a family of 3
2) sausage, chicken, steak sometimes, for smoking – cheese, pork butt, chicken
3) gas
Weber gas grill with a box to hold wood chips
I’ve seen weber 3 burners on FB marketplace all the time, when people “upgrade” their grill. Weber is the best, and they don’t need to upgrade. You could pick one up cheap and decide if you like it. it will run, and will continue to run for years. Pick up a new one after you decide if you like it.
I got mine for free, go pick it up. Replaced a 4 burner wal mart special that was already rusting out.
I love my 20+ year old Weber, but Weber is overpriced Chinese crap nowadays. My replacement for it when it goes will be a Broil King. I freakin’ love those grills.
Get the equivalent Broil King grill and put the other half of the money you would have spent on a Weber back in your pocket.
Go to Lowe’s and compare the Broil Kings to the Webers right there on the sales floor. Broil King’s components and construction are clearly higher quality.
I mean, I don’t care. Do what you want.
loser
I got a Broil King for camp based on your recommendation lumpy and it’s the ballz. We only use it for a few months a year and it’s never had a hiccup
dang, looks like Lowes doesnt sell them anymore
Probably not a good idea to hug the witness after you are done “questioning” her
Yes, that’s Cheney hugging Hutchinson.
When I run my Weber at home for low and slow smoking I have a problem with the wind blowing out my flame based on its location on the back porch. I use the PBC for smoking my meat at home
Good to know Jimbro! I still have the best smoker known to mankind and that is the Pit Barrel Cooker, made in the United States by American citizens. We tend to use that one for long cooks and it makes the best pork roast of any of our grills.
…that was in response to your Broil King testimonial
We smoke smaller things like fresh bacon and salmon fillets on the Weber with a tube full of ‘Perfect Mix’ wood pellets producing the smoke.
twitter: this one hurts, bad!
Perfect Mix pellets are the shit! Bout time to order another big bag.
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/beavis-and-butthead-discover-white-privilege-and-its-hilarious/
They are really good. When Scott fires them up it makes our patio smell amazing. Mouth watering. I still buy hickory smoked bacon once in a while but it has to be on sale, hahaha.
Holy crap that was good, Jimbro!*
*a thing your mom has never said
https://www.commonsense.news/p/the-january-6-hearings-changed-my
Here’s the article MJ mentioned earlier. Read the comments after skimming the article. Most people aren’t buying her bullshit story. I think her decision to run this was of the “both sides” sort but it’s costing her a lot of paying subscribers
PBCs are great for ribs. We got one, and gave several to people.
Ok, just got the T-mobile 5 G home thing.
This is amazing.
I just saved myself $100 a month and have GOOD internet. I can effen STREAM things.
/clears calendar for a week.
You know how long it took to post and reload that comment? I DONT EVEN KNOW IT WAS SO QUICK.
Another liberal that saw the light on covid, now back to being liberal.
I guess it’s terminal.
Deace and crew are doing the Glenn Beck show tomorrow, so national coverage! Yay!
as in, they are hosting, replacing Glenn and crew
Garlic harvest is off the hook this year. We achieved garlic independence last year, but this year we blew it out so that Mom doesn’t have to ever buy any of that Chinese crap anymore either.
Got over a hundred bulbs. Only a handful of runts. Most are as big or bigger than grocery store garlic and pretty flawless too. The Dowding method works a treat for fertility and yields.
Vampires are currently unable to approach this domicile.
is it that much better than store bought? wish i had garden space
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2022/06/28/az_gop_candidate_kari_lake_says_she_is_appalled_disappointed_that_fncs_bret_baier_asked_her_about_drag_queens_instead_of_2000_mules.html
Kari Lake not taking Bret Baier’s Bullshit
LOL
I was reading something yesterday about women referring to a boyfriend who is lazy and useless around the house as a bugman.
I don’t know what it derives from, but I like it.
My hot next door neighbor’s lazy ass muslim boyfriend is a bugman.
LOL
Speaking of hot next door neighbors.
With garden garlic you have more than one product. In Spring you can pick the littler green garlics before they make a bulb, like scallions. You also cut off the flower scapes as they grow and eat them too. The finished garlic when it’s fresh and right after it’s dried (so for the first couple months after harvest) is very crisp and juicy and much better to use in raw preparations like salad dressing or crushed and tossed onto cooked veggies, as it is milder with a much less fiery flavor than older garlic.
After it has been in storage for several months it concentrates, gets hot and is just like store bought, pretty much.
Oh God, Steinem. Holy shit. Getting old sucks.
When I get that old I’m never leaving the house. Nobody is allowed to see me. Zoom meetings with the camera pointed down to the floor, where my tits will be, cavorting with the dustbunnies.
July is Straight White Privilege Pride month right?
according to Tim Pool, July is MAGA month, and everyone has to change their avatars to american flags.
Watched a video the other day of a gal describing a multi-year plan to basically make massive profits on elephant garlic. It involved a final harvest of 15k+ plants per annum, though.
30 years for R Kelly.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/r-kelly-sentenced-prison
So Sweden and Finland is joining the club. More suckers on the American Taxpayer Teat?
Today I saw a beautiful marble statue of Aphrodite adjusting her sandal, and all I could think about was Osita’s mom’s about to throw a chancla at somebody.
Maxwell gets 20 years but Kelly gets 30??
Systematic Racism AND sexism!
Kelly will be out in 10 is my guess. And alive, at that.
everyone has to change their avatars to american flags.
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Getting whiplash on these … pussy hat, black power fist, mask, Ukraine flag, coat hanger and now a flag?
https://tinyurl.com/ye28s3hn
Just declined my third call on cell phone marked “Scam Likely”. Looks like I’m going back to blocking anything not on my contacts list.
That’s the third one today.
Big Ag Corp gave me a company phone. I get that many spam calls/texts on it every day, and that’s basically all it does.
As crops go, you can’t get much easier than garlic. Plant in October, yoink in the end of June. Fin.
Well, then hang it to dry for a month, and trim it. But that’s it.
Ace is kinda slumming today by going after a non-entity like Hogg. Just another Harvard bitch in an ocean of little bitches.
Here’s the one. I’m not sure I could make 6 fig on it, but it does have me curious.
Eddie Murphy on Shoe-Throwing Mom
NSFW, of course.
Pendejo, Hogg must be destroyed now before the uniparty wedges him into a congressional seat. It’s worth it.
Not to poop on PollyAnna, but there are some glitches here and there.
First, each garlic bulb will not have 8 cloves. The one she was holding looked like it only had 6 obvious ones at most.
Second, each bulb will have some runty cloves in it that should not be planted. You eat the runts and only save and plant the biggest cloves because runty cloves get you runty bulbs that weren’t worth the ground it took to grow it. Customers aren’t going to be too happy when she sends them “elephant” garlic that is small.
So, she needs to add one more year at least to her plan, and count on eating a lot of garlic that she shouldn’t bother planting.
On the other hand, she didn’t mention (or doesn’t know about) the fact that elephant garlic, being a leek, can and does produce underground corms after flowering. Several per bulb, attached to the rootlets. Each corm will become a full elephant garlic bulb in two years.
The smart thing to do would be to combine these approaches.
Lumps, can Scott eat/smell homegrown garlic?
Yeah, the math alone seems excessively optimistic. OTOH, not a lot of domestic garlic in grocery stores, only ChyNa garlic a lot of the time, so you can actually do well with it at farmer’s markets. Not $100k good in a given year, but good.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10959599/Senate-sergeant-arms-Michael-Stenger-charge-securing-Capitol-dies-suddenly.html
I’m craving roasted garlic. For some reason, it doesn’t bother me as much as when Dan eats Shrimp Scampi or other garlic heavy dishes that ooze out of his pores. Sciatica or working on concrete floors has grounded Dan. Too much pain to work. This weekend is mandatory. His shoes are only 3 months old.
Roamy in Belfast. Has anyone watched the new Belfast movie?
I saw a guy wearing a local gym tee who had arms more noodley (Oso word) than Hogg boy. Gym should sue.
The jury is out about Scott eating garlic. He had a reaction when I made something pretty garlicky a little while back, but it was the first time in quite a long time that he reacted that way. I am not going to grow so much next year, regardless.
I am sure this is for our own good, we will thank him for saving us.
https://dailycaller.com/2022/06/29/bidens-epa-americas-biggest-oil-field-crosshairs-texas-greg-abbott/
As I was driving around yesterday I heard an interview with Abbott on either Clay & Buck or Beck and he was talking about that VMax. Spongebrain Shitpants is talking out both sides of his mouth which is par for the course for that idiot
It’s not a “gay disease”. Because woman can also get it if they have anal sex with gay men. But this guy got it by have teh gay sex with gay men. Because he’s – shocker – gay. But that is just … a coincidence.
Monkey pox or vaccinated shingles?
I remember Scott being simpatico with Oso. I do like roasted garlic. Like butter.
Couple of the restaurants around here do this thing where when they bring bread to the table they have a little dish of spread that appears to be sweet pumpkin mashed with lots and lots of roasted garlic. It’s out of this world.
Ooh, I’ll let Dan know. Sounds yummy.
If you give them any power, any capability whatsoever, they will abuse it. Period. Every single shred of authority or access they have will be abused.
https://www.eugyppius.com/p/omicron-ba5-prefers-hypervaccinated
My completely unjabbed self chuckles darkly to see such things. It is a laugh without joy.
Fauci has gotten the jabs, all the boosters, and two doses of paxlovid and he’s still sick. Getting some joy back in your laugh now?
I hope he’s in an excruciating, penitential amount of pain.
Burn pile finally went up. A quart of 5w30, a bunch of splintered pallet wood, piles of dry grass (soaked in oil).
And, critically, the leaf blower.
good recipe
It was dry as heck, just needed heat and oxygen in the middle. Even the green walnut logs I threw in vanished in minutes after it got going.
Now I can finally put the rest of the walnut over there.
I wasn’t going to use the oil because it was ‘new’ then I realized it was for the motorcycle I sold in 2012.
https://9gag.com/gag/aAGAgzL
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