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Your model was born in Ft. Worth, Texas on July 10th, 1987. She stands 5’3″, 34F-26-36 and 130lbs. Please stop expecting new results and welcome, Miss Rebecca Lane!
June 9, 2017
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
She seems nice
Mini-me and Possum meetup- 10 years hence.
https://is.gd/JCEcxB
I woke up to light rain and a rainbow in the western sky.
Mini-me and Possum meetup- 10 years hence.
Looks about right.
Darnit, I was about to write that the queen should dissolve parliament and save Britannia, and then MJ sends me this before I could write it:
The line about Hong Kong and Singapore just slays me.
Nice boobs pup
wakey wakey
Dead already? Where is everyone?
Dogs who fail at being dogs
I’m helping my bil get a truck. Today’s moving out day.
Sorry, I was with your mom.
Mini-me and Possum meetup- 10 years hence.
I love it.
If you were with my mom, I’m sorry. She never shuts up about Trump.
Working
Hardware removal day. Elbow then femur.
The old surgeons’ expression holds true: ” No one looks good taking out hardware”
Today’s model is grody.
Terrible. Just terrible
The only way she weighs 130 is if she has zero muscle mass.
Helium tittays.
She’s a buck si’ty at least.
She looks like a woman of high morals and a reserved nature.
I like the red outfit, and her hair looks much better curly than straight.
Roamy has correct opinions.
“She looks like a woman of high morals and a reserved nature.”
not to mention exemplary manners and fastidious etiquette
I bet her personality is reserved, and she’s capable of holding long intellectual conversations.
Ginger Harlot……burn the witch!
I saw Ginger Harlot perform “Burning The Witch” back in ’08.
Ok, just prepped the area for the pumpkins. Don’t know if I’m going to put them in today – I may wait until Sunday .
With the rain today, I’m not going to get the other raised bed built until next week, so the turnips won’t be going in until mid-June at best.
*writes down June 9, 2017 to badger Leon with during early freeze in September lamentation*
So, Car in is getting big pumpkins, huh?
Theses are Laura’s “Hakurei turnip” seeds, which make the audacious claim of 45 days on the packet, so we shall see.
CoAlex, who is your new avatar?
Roamy – http://ijr.com/the-declaration/2017/06/894646-accounts-brooklyn-hipsters-bar-watching-comey-hearing-hilarious/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
I think it’s MJ.
I linked to the larger picture in the last thread. It’s the face of a douchebag who realizes that Hillary! isn’t going to happen, and he’ll have to get a real job.
Comment by Jay in Ames on June 9, 2017 12:23 pm
So, Car in is getting big pumpkins, huh?
Nah, just moderate sized pumpkins. Big pumpkins would interfere with zumba.
The biggest of my jarrahdales last year weighed about 10#. The upside of the cultivar is that almost all of that is edible.
Leon, I started two different types of pumkins – one has a REALLY long stem before the flower and the other is short. Which is the one you gave me?
TIA.
I’m guessing yours are the bigger ones. The seeds are /were bigger.
Not before the flower. Before the leaf.
They were relatively long stems, but I’ve never had to differentiate pumpkins, only grown one type at a time. You’ll know for sure when they fruit, but that will be in September.
I just kinda like to know which I put where.
Maybe you should have kept track of that when you planted them.
Also what sort of bastard hybrid are you inevitably breeding for next year?
I KNOW LEON BUT I MIXED UP THE TAGS. Cats. Kids. This house is pandemonium.
I started them in peat pots because my space wasn’t ready. Then the box got turned around, mixed up.
I can plant my cucumbers this weekend. It’s almost been two weeks since I put the sunflowers in and they said to give them two weeks head start.
I just kinda like to know which I put where.
– Things Bill Clinton Said
I should have started mine indoors or in the barn, but they were okay last year direct sown in mid June, even if I missed Halloween.
Going to use the sunflowers as stakes? Clever. That’d be more useful to me than a normal 3 sisters setup with maize.
This guy planted the cucs too late. I read around and they said two weeks apart.
My lettuce and spinach are ready for a harvest.
One of my pole beans and a couple of my summer squash are sprouting.
This is terribly exciting.
Leon, I just ate a couple hakurei turnips yesterday. Started eating them on the first of June. I sowed them on April 3rd. I have been eating them smaller, but yesterday’s were both about golf ball size.
If your season stays reasonably cool, they will stay sweet. If you get hot weather, they will get a little radishy.
OH, almost forgot- they are an awesome Fall crop. I’ve picked them from semi-frozen ground many times. They seem to like frosty nights, and the quality is great after a frost. But a hard freeze means they’ll be better served cooked than raw.
I’m finda mow my fuckin lawn.
**checks off garden talk box.
Then ima water in some granulated pesticide.
**checks off next month as well.
I might want to hold back some of the seeds, then, seems like I might have enough time for 2 harvests.
Would it be considered inappropriate to remind the commentators here that their MOM is my Garden?
You people all make me sick. No one should ditch wiser and live to tell about it.
When, pray tell, did I do that?
Somewhere around 11:45am EST. You were caught in a meeting with your idiot boss and coworkers who were marveling over a report on our AS400 ERP. It was a green screen wonder that forced you to miss a chance to be a faker internet bartender.
I think I was in the back yard with Possum at that time.
How did your interview go?
Has MJ turned into a day drinker?
If only Wiser knew a real bartender who didn’t have a day job.
It went really well. There are some complications–they’d need to pay back my relo to Indiana–but I’m scheduled to meet with the EVP of HR next.
I have a feeling it will work out, but possibly a bit down the road. Its a really strong fit culturally and from a skills perspective.
TFA.
If only Wiser knew a real bartender who didn’t have a day job.
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Thats a great idea. Can you help me look for one?
hats a great idea. Can you help me look for one?
You’re on your own. I gotta go to work.
Lord Buckethead?!?
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2017/06/08/flanked-by-theresa-may-and-elmo-lord-buckethead-accepts-results-of-british-election-gracefully/
Is it pronounced Bouquet?
Nice Hyacinth Bucket reference Roamy!
MJ, you should probably just live in a camper.
Or a tiny house
On wheels
https://winnebagoind.com/
Trailer park livin’.
MJ, you should probably just live in a camper.
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I like this idea. One things is certain: we are not buying another house until we’re back in the Southeast.
My neighbor at camp lives in a camper/trailer. Her husband died about 10 years ago and the camp fell into disrepair. She’s since remarried and they’re going to tear the old camp down and rebuild. Hopefully it’s a 1-2 year project and doesn’t drag on forever. Nice people but it looks low rent with the tenement on wheels beside us.
It’s the face of a douchebag who realizes that Hillary! isn’t going to happen, and he’ll have to get a real job.
Their tears are delicious.
Find a house you can stand, get Tushar to buy it and then he can rent it to you.
I thought it was ironic that Pelosi questions the Presidents ‘mental health’, calls him Bush, and forgets what day it is…
https://news.grabien.com/story-moments-after-trumps-mental-health-pelosi-has-senior-moment
I am going to do weekend stuff all weekend.
First time this year.
A few of the comments on Chris’ link mention Whatfinger which I’ve never heard of as a site debunking fake news
http://www.whatfinger.com
Looks like a busy page
One of the creepier sites traveling in Indy are all the billboards advertizing “Raper RV’s”. We’re supposed to believe the owner’s name is “Tom Raper”. Sure, sure.
Find a house you can stand, get Tushar to buy it and then he can rent it to you.
Ffffft. Bad Idea Jeans. Tushar is such a skinflint slumlord, he not only doesn’t eliminate the cockroaches, he collects rent from them.
On the first of the month, he taps on the walls and they all come out, rolling nickels and dimes.
Tushar is such a slumlord, that when a tenant claimed to have killed a rat, Tushar fined him for ‘poaching.’
Tushar is such a slumlord, that when asked what the maximum occupancy of his building is, he gives the answer in cubic feet of flesh.
Tushar is so notorious, Anwar Faisal calls him ‘shocking and shameful.’
Their tears are delicious.
I’m… kinda turned on right now.
Tushar makes your mailman pay rent if the box is at the door. Per second.
Tushar is so notorious, Leona Helmsley was taking notes.
“The Super” was based in part on affidavits from Tushar’s tenants. They had to tone down the stories to make it more believable, and because Pesci refused to do many of the more extreme acts on camera.
A stained wife beater and boxers are what Tushar calls, “Dressin’ up clothes.”
Tushar’s tenants all have electronic tethers, pit bulls, and no teeth. When they call 911 their calls go straight to voice mail.
We are experiencing longer than normal wait times. Please hang up and try your call again later.
aaaaaand… *clicks stopwatch* GOOD! Fifty minutes of nothing! Wooo!
Good job guys! Well done. Next time we’re going to try to do
The Quiet Game for a whole seventy minutes. Wait for Hotspur to give the signal again.
Dang, what a glorious day it was. Too bad I spent a bunch of it bleaching my bathroom.
I was busy building my daughter’s tiny house. 4 square feet. A hipster would love it.
Greetings, people who don’t give a shit about the NBA finals.
Baseball is over already? Wow, seems early.
She looks like a woman of high morals and a reserved nature.
*makes Geoff a craft beer and designer ice-cream float*
Dang, what a glorious day it was. Too bad I spent a bunch of it bleaching my bathroom.
You do the crime scene, you gotta do the time scene.
Its a really strong fit culturally and from a skills perspective.
https://is.gd/GorymR
Today’s model is grody.
You really don’t have any idea. If you placed her on your compost pile it would reject her like a reversed polarity magnet.
So, a nasty scruntwhore, levitating above my trash heap?
Kinky
Spinning like an electric motor coil. Yes.
LOL, oh man. Good one. The mental image.
So, there are two seasons in Southern Canada: Winter and Road Construction. They are renovating the stretch of road close to my house, cutting into the bank and laying new pipes and widening the road. The whole neighborhood smells like hot dirt and it made me think of you microwaving soil for your starter plants. I think I might be crazy or something.
Hot Dirt was my nickname back in college.
No Such Agency has been on a hiring binge for years, but it often shocks me how much a background investigation can miss. I knew a guy who couldn’t get a TS 5 years after college because he admitted to trying weed as a junior. Either standards have since degraded, or they are much less stringent for non DoD. Or possibly for women.
Or crossfitters.
Once it gets political the standards go out the window, it’s all about who you went to school with.
You’re supposed to use quotation marks, that way we know “bleaching my bathroom” is a euphemism.
Genius. MJ needs this.
http://tinyurl.com/ybfovuqm
Not for the baby, for himself……..
The background investigation and polygraph should play no favorites, but Reality Winner makes me think someone had to habe had a thumb on the scale.
It was probably Assistant Director Abe “Habe” Haberman.
Typo or German? You decide!
Speaking of which, time for Deutsch.
Nein o’clock?
No Such Agency has been on a hiring binge for years, but it often shocks me how much a background investigation can miss. I knew a guy who couldn’t get a TS 5 years after college because he admitted to trying weed as a junior. Either standards have since degraded, or they are much less stringent for non DoD. Or possibly for women.
They’re looking for something that would make you vulnerable to exploitation. Drug use, massive debt, infidelity, that kind of stuff. Or extremist views, but my guess is that she kept her mouth shut for the most part while she was in. Spouting a couple of left-wing lines on a personal webpage isn’t going to be enough. Also, she was in for six years and only made E-4. In the Army, that would tell me that she was a difficult soldier. Perhaps good at her job, but odd enough that she wasn’t going to get promoted.
I’m aware that they’re mostly looking for leverage, Alex, I just figure “personal objection to the stated mission of the agency” ought to something those guys notice, or at least ask about. I remember a line of questions something like that during my poly.
They could be doing her mom.
Then again, she may never have had a poly. They can take forever to schedule. I had my clearance for years before I had to go.
nice header pic…
leon working for carin now?
Nah, that’s MJ before he became a dad-bod.
Hi guys. We’ve been having WiFi and card reader problems at work. Global issues. Incompetent front end management has exasperated the issue. I didn’t check my schedule for tomorrow. I can’t access the mobile app. Dan says “You’re walking” 90s again tomorrow
Dan is mean.
Yes!
She probably didn’t have a poly.
The hoppers are preparing to strike tomorrow.
leon – i found a boatload of dryad saddles – but they were all too big to bother with
I’ll pretend to like him.
We’ve seen two Hoppers this season. Both attacked me. Dan is all talk when he threatens to make me walk.
I was attacked by a bee today.
Today was my day off. Tomorrow I have to go to the gym, spend a couple hours in the library researching and writing a paper, and pick up a new pair of glasses.
A moth looked at me funny this morning.
I heard a couple voles talking shit about LauraW.
Moths and Butterflies need to STFU. I need a bat tower to take care of those flying pests
Real glasses or reading glasses?
XB has the wasp picture of all wasp pictures. Had me missing his Widow pics
They’re all dead, Oso.
Dead.
Like Jedi younglings, I killed them, I killed them all.
Thank you, XB. I was hoping they were dead.
The wasp is Nature’s dickhead.
Not these.
They’re dead.
Also, surprisingly well behaved until I hit them with the big old can of Raid.
Real glasses. I’ve worn glasses my whole life. My current pair are on their last legs, and the prescription has changed slightly.
I just graduated to the granny string. Kept sitting on my glasses. I was unable to use a progressive bifocal. Kept making me sick.
Sean knows! He knows!
I want contacts, but I’m often away from home for 16+ hours and the dailies start to bother me after 12.
The thought of putting something directly on my eyeball gives me the heebliest of jeebers.
My glasses were made with the prescription slightly off so that I could stare at a computer for longer periods of time. It makes it hard to shift from looking at a laptop screen in class to whatever the professor is projecting on the whiteboard.
I am unable to contact. The idea of touching my eyeball precludes that. I have a hard enough time wearing glasses. Can’t wear hats. Claustrophobia. I can wear a tiara, because it is out of my vision
If you sit in an empty restaurant, an hour after close, you are a horrible person.
That’s, like, the wasp of people, C arin.
The header pic is so Rosetta it made me LOL thinking of him seeing it making comments.
Well done!
What if you got tipped $100 just for waiting, Carin?
Or if it’s got the US’s biggest wine cellar and got tipped $50 just to walk through it?
An hour after last call? He or she was hitting on you.
$5 bucks,mare. They left at 12:05.i was serving. When I got home pat was in his car about to come looking for me.
Asses shake, bottles pop, the government is breaking down you fools
You work all week and give the devil back his loot for jewels
And the derp on your plate is filled with chemicals
Still, brothers leave brothers all battered and bruised
I think that’s a Jager bottle in the header pic, which makes it 407% better.
Solo dad duty today. Weather should be good enough for a park trip.
Supposed to get into the 90’s today in Southern Canada.
Supposed to be in the 90s tomorrow, Mon, Tues.
Good morning.
Carin is probably still asleep, after her shitty inconsiderate customers last night. I’ll get the wakey for her.
*dons little grey wig and skort*
AWAKEN, FRIENDS! THE DAY CALLS YE FORTH. TARRY ABED NO LONGER.
Faaack. I always screw it up.
So, I’m learning about this mold called koji and how it produces amazing foods.
Lactobacillis is enough for me. Which reminds me that I need to start more sauerkraut.
That will be a project for later in Summer when we get back. I want to make my own miso, and then progress to pickling other things with koji.
I think you both should reconsider your life choices.
I am not eating anything pickled by Car in’s dog.
How are your weekend things weekend going, Scott? Have you accidentally packed or lifted any heavy things yet today?
Today’s high is projected to be 103 and the humidity is currently 61%. This could get damned interesting.