Pupster thinks we need to be less subtle around here. I love taking advice from someone who spends his days licking his balls to get the taste of ass out of his mouth. But since I always bow to peer pressure, this week’s post will feature nothing but super hot chicks. Except for this part, of course.
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This is music from either high school, college, or what your kids listened to, you sorry old fucks.
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Today’s model is featured in a British mag called NUTS on a regular basis. Joey Fisher is damn near perfect so all you haters can blow me. And by blow me I mean throat my dick. How are we doing with being less subtle? Good? In that case, please send all complaints I’madogthatlicksmyballsallday@gmail.com. Anywho, this is Joey Fisher and I’d like to make her my personal chef on taco Tuesday IYKWIMAITYD.
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The historical events displayed below have no significance other than they will be used to provide a vehicle for gifs of scantily clad females shaking either their boobs or butts. You’re welcome.
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473 – Emperor Leo I acclaims his grandson Leo II as Caesar of the Byzantine Empire.
1154 – Henry II of England becomes King of England.
1760 – George III becomes King of Great Britain.
1828 – The St Katharine Docks opened in London.
1861 – The Toronto Stock Exchange is created.
1945 – The Republic of China takes over administration of Taiwan.
1962 – Nelson Mandela is sentenced to five years in prison.
2009 – The 25 October 2009 Baghdad bombings kills 155 and wounds at least 721.
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Ya’ll have a great weekend. I’m outta here for Charlotte. Going to do a bit of house hunting, check out the gyms, and try to get things settled for the move.
UPDATE: Happy Birthday xBrad.
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Good morning all!
Nice rack on the model MJ
What movie is Toronto stock exchange from?
I am obviously up way too frickin’ early.
If you like your job, fortheloveofpuppies don’t click any link at all.
wakey wakey
My new DVR/receiver is coming. I have to watch 16 more hours of Relaciones Peligrosas before it gets here.
Yo estudio mucho.
Near as I can tell, Car in’s workout consisted of nothing but high-rep, rest-pause squats. If I wanted to cause catabolic injury in someone’s quadriceps, that’s how I’d do it.
But you have fun in your cult rituals.
That was just the warm up, you non-believer.
And I wasn’t going to get a catabolic injury squatting 35 pounds.
35#? They make bars that light?
WHY?
Gabby Giffords is coming to Iowa!
Campaign event for the Dem vying for Harkin’s seat. Haha.
Don’t rain on leon’s h8terade, Car in!
35 is the women’s bar.
Campaign event for the Dem
vying fortargeting Harkin’s seat.Fixt for new civility.
25 degrees this morning, hello hard freeze!
There are women – at crossfit – who can’t even do that. They use PVC pipe. We, at crossfit, welcome all levels of fitness.
beoneofus
0bama uses a 35# bar.
How can you live and not be able to squat 35#?
The rest of the workout consisted of double-unders (jump rope), power snatches, box jumps, and kettle bell swings.
President Ladies’ Bartm.
they can lift it, but can’t do the lifts properly with the 35. Some do all the lifts with JUST the bar or a few pounds added to it.
I’m doing power cleans, push press, box jumps, kb swings, and farmer’s walks today. But I call it “conditioning”.
Touching PVC can disrupt your hormones if your pores are open.
Xenoestrogens, yo. Switch to wooden dowels.
i don’t touch the PVC. Occasionally for stretching.
The entire workout was conditioning. Not max weight or anything.
Happy Birfday (Pacific Daylight Time), Xbrad!
Happity Birthday Xbrad!
Emjay got you boobs.
Nice job on the bib boobs, MJ.
Our Dear Leader is back in fundraising mode.
Feliz cumpleaños, XBrad.
No puedo dejar hablar español. Me ayudan!
Good morning, children.
Gmg
Happy Birthday, XBrad.
GMG for you
Good job, MJ.
Thanks Cyn.
That’s not my email.
Happy Birthday Xbrad!!!!!
Our Dear Leader is back in fundraising mode.
When did he ever stop?
He isn’t my leader, and he isn’t dear.
For your amusement…………
http://pitsnipesgripes.blogspot.com/2013/10/short-attention-span-theatre_24.html
Our Dear Leader is back in fundraising mode.
To be fair, it’s the one thing he’s good at.
Happy birthday, xbrad.
The $1 I was gonna spend on a card was used for this comment. So you got that going for you, today.
He sucks at life.
Taking and spending other people’s money? Yeah, he’s pretty good at that.
Oso! How many times have you ridden “It’s A Small World” so far?
http://is.gd/z3zaXI
OFA is keeping money from going to the DNC and other D-rat coffers. Which begs the question, if TFG can’t run again, why is he still raising money?
If MJ is at Disney World, is it still a Small World?
OFA = The Clinton Initiative
OPM
/Oso
Cyn, we’re in Boca. Won’t be back at WDW until Sunday. I think Small World passengers should be given 3 softballs at the dock.
OFA is all about The Ferret and TFG.
MJ, have some good Carolina BBQ this weekend. Mmmm…mustard based BBQ sauce.
MJ’s categories are almost as funny as the post. I lol’d in my bra.
Happy Birthday Xbrad!
We need to order some of this for you:
http://tinyurl.com/7jma2y9
The second review had me crying.
I’ve got a few restaurants lined up already.
It’s gonna be awesome.
My time in the last tri qualified me for a race in Milwaukee.
I think I’m gonna do it, although it’s not until August of 14.
.9 mile swim, 24 mile bike, 6 mile run.
South Florida’s newsreader’s look plastic. I’ll have nightmares for days.
Everything in South Florida is fake.
Will not miss.
Happy Birthday, xbradtc!!!
May all your dreams (legal) come true!
South Florida’s newsreader’s look plastic. I’ll have nightmares for days.
LA’s aparecen Méxican. Es aterrador.
Okay, read the morning headlines, I think I’m okay now.
Leon, Dan watches Univision and Telemundo and he doesn’t speak Spanish!!!! He isn’t even trying to learn to speak Spanish.
South Florida is where liberals go to die.
He isn’t even trying to learn to speak Spanish.
Given that you don’t either, this isn’t terribly surprising. I can’t imagine living in the American southwest without knowing at least a little, though.
I can understand a little because my grandmother lost her English as she aged, and my great grandmother never spoke English. I’m an ugly American. I expect everyone to speak American.
Scott, it is the Santa Fe/Taos of Florida.
Good morning Hostages.
I don’t know whose hairy nipple that is on the Bewbs page, but that is uncalled for.
If you went looking for bewbs here, Bcoch, you kinda had it coming.
Feeling any better or still sick?
I feel pretty good leon, but I sound awful. Voice is incredibly hoarse. I’m doing the Christian Bale Batman voice without even trying.
Bib Boob Friday?
Boobs so large that they could, quite literally, serve as a bib.
I saw Hairy Nipple open for Bonnie Raitt in 1992.
We need to order some of this for you:
http://tinyurl.com/7jma2y9
The second review had me crying.
OMFG. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Happy Birthday XBradtc!
May all your birthday wishes and dreams come true
…Upon applying the creme to my tassel and conkers, I was taken aback by a sudden and disturbing gasping noise, followed by a sound that I can only describe as the horrific howlings from Satan’s own Hell Hound, Cerberus. As I whirled around to view the source of the noise, I perchanced to glance in the bathroom mirror, and, seeing my own mouth stretched agape in a terrible rictus of agony, I deduced the sound was coming from me.
This stuff is better than H P Lovecraft.
We need to order some of this for you:
http://tinyurl.com/7jma2y9
The second review had me crying.
OMFG. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Holy shit. They’re all fucking hysterical.
Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New bird on the stage, nearly half my age
My purchase a bit of a whim
The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat
I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i’m sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw
I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.
Less grass on the wicked, but all’s still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.
You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i’m happy to award it 5 stars
Whappy birfday, xbrad
http://is.gd/Tknq1R
Happy BDay Brad.
Enjoy your evening.
http://tinyurl.com/kasj36e
Hey sleepyheads:
The fact that bcochran69yourmom can see the Bewbs tab means that he has passwords.
And if he has passwords, that means he’s in the POL.
Ready, set, go!
Evil woman
Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New bird on the stage, nearly half my age
My purchase a bit of a whim
The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat
I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i’m sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw
I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.
Less grass on the wicked, but all’s still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.
You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i’m happy to award it 5 stars
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And then what happened?
And then what happened?
Your mom.
Today’s model looks rather stupid.
but.. yannow… good stupid
There’s a lot of boob on that there girl. WOW. I like it.
You guys remember that blog post I wrote and linked the other day? It was here: http://bit.ly/163Wo44
Well, I tweeted it generally and specifically to a few of my followers, one of whom is @zrotech. Look what he tweeted today: http://bit.ly/1acpwt0
When you look at his discussion of the data problems, it looks… familiar. I wonder where he found his inspiration?
Awww, fer realz? I’ve got a (non-spam) comment in moderation, y’all.
HAH – nevermind!!! 😛
Good morning, Subjects.
Who gets to give me my birthday handy?
Why don’t you do something special and use your left hand today, Xbrad?
Today’s model looks rather stupid.
but.. yannow… good stupid
She looks like she wouldn’t be out of place cheering on the sidelines of some suburban upper middle class soccer game.
Who gets to give me my birthday handy?
http://tinyurl.com/7erzpgt
Then the screams started. Eventually the proceedings were interrupted by a knock at the front door. It was a policeman accompanied by an RSPCA officer who without further ado demanded to know if I owned a macaque monkey and was I torturing it. I managed to put their minds at rest and eventually my girfriend’s discomfort was relieved by the judicious use of a couple of ice pops, some of which I keep in the freezer for when my sister and her kids visit. They were excellent, the right shape and everything, although I forgot to take the wrapper off the first one which didn’t help. I rang my girlfriend the following day and just prior to dumping me she did manage to let on that she’d managed the four mile walk home OK.
Poetry.
Bravo!!
Happy birfday Xbrad!
Thanks for the wishes yesterday, folks!
That story sounds like it comes from annals of someone here, CO Alex
Happy Birthday, XBrad! ♥♥♥
Make it stop……MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/25/carney-we-are-going-to-score-a-touchdown-with-obamacare/
If you have firefox, go download the Lightbeam add-on. Right now. Real time graphic representation of all the third party sites that monitor your activity at each site you visit. And how they all interact with each other. Cool shit.
I did it, bcoch – holy crap. THANKS
So much for the donkey porns sites. 😦
*waves buh-bye to clown-fucking donkeys*
Happy birthday, brad.
http://tinyurl.com/lsmc8oh
Jazz, just so you know … I’ve missed you. Mr Car in even asked every now and then if you’d reappeared.
Who ruined Bib Boob Friday?
Mr. Car in just killed my erection. 😛
Thanks, Carin. I’ve missed you and the rest of the gang, too, and think of y’all a lot. I have a love/hate relationship with the internet, politics and news, so I not infrequently disappear for a while. I quit looking at the news after Roberts fucked us on the O’Care ruling, and I’m just starting to get back into it now. I was becoming too hostile in real life because on account of our craptastic news cycles.
I understand. I was just letting you know you were missed.
Oh dear… Gabe posted a cover song in his morning headline post.
You are sweet, kind, and generous, Carin, and it’s been my privilege to call you my friend. Thank you for brightening my day. 🙂
I miss Jazz and Lippy. I miss Rosetta, too.
She’s a bit thick wasted. Not bad though. I’d probably do her after downing a liter of Crown. And by do her, I mean blow cookies onto her nether regions.
“sorry old fucks”
huh Harumphhhh
Good day, jugglers.
Oso, my comment to Car applies every bit as much to you, too. 😉 Thank you, too, for brightening my day. 😀
She’s a bit thick wasted.
How can you tell she’s wasted?
Here, let me dampen your spirits a bit:
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/nbc-rebooting-murder-wrote-octavia-spencer-angela-lansbury-role/
“sorry old fucks”
The above now includes XBad
Happy Birthday doooood
Jessica Fletcher was history’s most prolific serial killer.
Just harvested 2 gallons of homey from one beehive. Those bitchez be working for me.
Here, let me dampen your spirits a bit:
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/nbc-rebooting-murder-wrote-octavia-spencer-angela-lansbury-role/
Didn’t CBS already do this? It was called “Castle”.
Isn’t Octavia Spencer a short, obese black woman?
Yep, that’s gonna get viewers.
Honey, not homey. Homey is nasty in tea.
2 gallons of homey
That sounds raciss.
Tell you what, NBC, here’s what ya do:
Reboot The Night Stalker with Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad. The Victoria’s Secret ads will more than pay for the production budget.
Oh, and you’re welcome.
Aaron Paul killed it? I thought he only killed Gayle and Todd.
You killed the comments. Nice work leon.
Everyone’s just off to Walgreen’s getting more Jergens.
Anybody here an expert on moving a blog from Moveable Type to WordPress? I’m asking for a friend (really!).
MJ, Bill has an alternate strategy on pop culture and the media:
https://www.billwhittle.com/commentary/bamboo-spears
I was out planting bulbs and moving perennials.
Laina dramatically reads Miley Cyrus Lyrics.
I should harvest the potatoes.
I should harvest the ass-potatoes.
fixt
Isn’t Octavia Spencer a short, obese black woman?
Yeah, but she’s sassy!
Did someone say sassy?
I hate sassy. No, really. If someone ever un-ironically purports to be sassy in my presence, I may be arrested for what happens next.
MJ, Bill has an alternate strategy on pop culture and the media:
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Thanks, Jay. Really good stuff.
I’m a bit encouraged lately. I’ve been hanging around with some very smart people and we’ve talked about politics a bit.
To a person, they were all fairly liberal, but have started thinking more like libertarians. They are seeing sloth rewarded, and they’re pissed about it.
I hate sassy. No, really. If someone ever un-ironically purports to be sassy in my presence, I may be arrested for what happens next.
racist
Is “saucy” okay?
I’m asking for a friend.
racist
Admitted. Nothing’s changed.
Is “saucy” okay?
Only if she frequently wears thigh-high stockings by choice.
Is “saucy” okay?
Not if you want to star in a remake of an old television show that will likely be canceled in less than a month.
See Blair Underwood
Going to the gym for second workout. My arms need more work.
Only if she frequently wears thigh-high stockings by choice.
Oh good!
*ahem*
I mean, I’ll let my friend know.
Although it would be funny if they gave the show a different take than the original, where Janiqua Fletcher goes to the hood to solve murders, instead of garden parties and museum openings.
“Wait, is you sayin’ that the graffiti artist’s wife is dayd? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ALL ABOUT, AMIRITE?!?”
See Blair Underwood
I’m thinking he just wasn’t white enough.
D’OH!
I’m thinking he just wasn’t white enough.
It’s also kind of hard to buy into a “cop-in-a-wheelchair” show where the guy in the wheelchair a) is constantly showing up at the crime scene first, like they would allow some guy in a wheelchair to work as a street cop and b) half the show is flashbacks to stories about him before he became crippled.
Guess they figured that Family Guy already stole all the “cop in a wheelchair” action scenes, so they didn’t want to look stupid.
Oops.
Nice plate, Xbrad.
http://imgur.com/UUIR8a9
Which movie should I watch tonight:
Monster’s University
Django Unchained
Inglorious Basterds (seen it)
Gravity
Shame (seen it)
Anybody use the android wordpress app?
I’d totally watch Murder She Wrote: In Da Hood.
I want to see Gravity. Heard a lot of good things about it.
It almost sounds as if Wiser and Wiserbud were dumb enough to actually try watching the new Ironside.
Monsters U.
Puppy, I use it. When I actually want to read H2, I use the browser, but the app gives me updates when someone comments or likes a post on my blog.
I was thinking Inside Lydia’s Ass might be pretty good, but I doubt that sentiment will be echoed by GND.
Didn’t the new Ironsides last one episode?
Ok, thanks.
And happy birthday.
That was probably about 40 minutes too long.
It almost sounds as if Wiser and Wiserbud were dumb enough to actually try watching the new Ironside.
Wife watched it. I sorta had to with her, if you know what I mean.
Thought it might turn out okay.
oops.
It’s been very difficult not doing an MST3K-style commentary during the show. She hates when I do that.
“DO YOU MIND? I’M TRYING TO ENJOY THIS!”
Didn’t the new Ironsides last one episode?
I think they aired two or three.
Has anybody seen Red 2? Was it any good?
Four. There were four Ironside episodes with BU. Curiously, they all shared the same name (much like the George Foreman kids) – “Race to the Bottom.” It’s hard to tell who won – it’s pretty silty down there.
Haven’t seen it, xbrad, but I just saw the original Red, and I loved it.
Red 2 was quite enjoyable – DD#3 went with Mr. TiFW and me, and she had a blast. Even Rebecca enjoyed it 😛
Monsters U. Dan gives the MST3K to my sports. He was killing me with his take on the Boston crowd and James Taylor and Mary J Blige. And McCarver. Totally oblivious McCarverisms during every commercial every play can be fun.
OK, Andy’s post at AoS made me laugh.
Monsters U was cute, too.
DD#3 saw Gravity – said it was good.
Go for Monsters U; you’ll get into her pants quicker later.
Wha??!! It’s true.
Driving around today, saw 2 Ready for President Hillery bumperstickers. Gah!
At this point, what difference does it make?
Time for a beer?
J’ames…exactly!!! I’m glad she’s getting heckled at all her speaking events.
Go for Monsters U; you’ll get into her pants quicker later.
Wha??!! It’s true.
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Monster’s U it is.
8 more hours to Miller time. Gotta make some pizzas first.
Got gas on the way back from grocery getting this morning.
$2.999/gal!
I was shocked! Shocked, I tell you…
$2.99 here, too. Imma gonna get some on the way home.
We had a chicken death today. Looked like another fatal fall from the roost board (~5′). Buried her in the woods.
Went to look for the bricks at the opossum burial… gone!
My wife said she brought them in, so I’m not gonna panic. Yet.
It was $2.94 at home. I’ve seen it $3.24 to $3.44 here in Boca. Manbearpig and his buddy in the WH have got to go.
Dead chicken, empty zombie possum grave.
CONNECT THE DOTS.
If we lose another one tomorrow, I’m doing a stakeout.
Zombie Possum opened for Dierks Bentley in 2007.
In the dramatic recreation, the Zombie Possum will be played by Brian Dennehy.
(Pretty sure Dierks opened for George in ’07. Dierks has opened all 3 times I’ve seen him. I totally ruined the H2 band joke)
Gas in Florida is $899.99 per gallon by Disnyland.
No way. The part of the Zombie Possum will be rewritten to be more inclusive.
He’ll be changed into a gay, black, deaf, adoptive single father.
We gas up at Sam’s Club before returning compact car to Alamo. We saved over $500 by flying into Tampa and using Alamo. Have I ever mentioned how frugal Dan is?
Zombie Possum is a transgender. He hasn’t fully transitioned to femalehood.
Dierks opened for Lynyrd Skynyrd too. I don’t even know if he’s ever had an opening act. Zombie Possum must really suck if they open for Dierks.
Tampa?
Hunh.
He’ll be changed into a gay, black, deaf, adoptive single father.
Well, the possum was killed by a white guy angry about a forced re-distribution of wealth.
Openguin
Anybody wanna buy a slightly used pitching wedge?
We know someone in Tampa, right?
Oh wait, vmax moved. Nobody else lives there.
Afternoon.
Dan is mean. I will have to make a real meat up and leave him behind. He pouts and gets butthurt when I ignore him. He’s getting better, but still doesn’t understand that I need more people in my life than just him.
I always read Tampa as “Tampon,” which does not make Tampa an alluring destination.
Thanks, J’Ames, for looking at my post the other day. One of my tweeps is a tech writer, and he ran with it. He started the article verbatim with a sentence I made in the comments. When he finally gets around to describing the problem, it all seems a little familiar, too. Not complaining, but it’s a little weird to see the influence. http://bit.ly/1acpwt0
Yo, Jewsy Jews. 🙂
Well, the possum was killed by a white guy angry about a forced re-distribution of wealth.
95% of TV dramas: (insert victim here) was fired/betrayed/shot (or otherwise unjustly treated) because a white guy angry about a forced re-distribution of wealth.
I’ll just bet Joooostin made something today that cooks delicious food.
Today I built eight (8) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
What does it do, Jewstin?
It would not be fully incorrect to categorize what I did as a hate crime.
Is that big enough to fit a body?
I don’t really need to know. I’m just asking for a friend.
Hate crimes are the best kind of crime, because of the hate. In fact, sometimes I just skip the crime part and do the H8.
95% of TV dramas: (insert victim here) was fired/betrayed/shot (or otherwise unjustly treated) because a white guy angry about a forced re-distribution of wealth.
The remaining five percent are the result of homosexual panic.
You know, if you spank it to a hate crime or someone you don’t like, it’s called a H8 B8.
You can thank me later.
AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. (AP) — Air Force Academy cadets are no longer required to say “so help me God” at the end of the Honor Oath.
School officials said Friday the words were made optional after a complaint from the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, an advocacy group.
That’s a heated holding cabinet for Taco Bell. It stores hot food at a safe temperature.
It is large enough for two or three bodies. Four if they’re small.
I, for one, welcome our new corps of Godless drone operators.
You know, if you spank it to a hate crime or someone you don’t like, it’s called a H8 B8.
Man, I hate pretty hard, and that sounds like fun, but not enough to break nofap.
So, I – I mean my friend – could fit, like, maybe seven pygmies in it?
That’s a heated holding cabinet for Taco Bell. It stores hot food at a safe temperature.
It is large enough for two or three bodies. Four if they’re small.
*decides to swear off Taco Bell*
you’re gonna win the bet, leon. You’re prolly the only one I could shake on it with, too – at least without wearing gloves.
. . . corpse of Godless drone operators.
Fixed.
Fuck it…
I, for one, welcome our new corps of Godless drone operators.
There are no atheists in foxholes. They’re instead inside Cheyenne Mountain.
Pygmies? Sure. MJ could put a shelf in the thing and have a split-level home.
*decides to swear off Taco Bell*
*looks left
*looks right
*peeks under couch
*whisper Sometimes the fresh grilled tacos bajas aren’t so fresh
Mom, you ever get that not-so-fresh taco?
I H8 Mikey Weinstein. He’s the turd that went to AFA and is now an atheist whose sons went to AFA and he’s been suing them ever since for their extreme religiousity. Lives in ABQ.
I wonder what kind of taco our BBF gal serves.
I haven’t eaten at Taco Bell in 25 years.
We have a meet and greet with the Air Force Academy Superintendent (3-star General) at our 25th reunion next week.
I suspect she will get some rather pointed questions about that change in policy.
It’s been at least thirteen years for me, leon. There was some…unpleasantness.
Go get her, Phat.
I haven’t eaten at Taco Bell in 25 years.
Neither have I but that’s only because I’ve been dead since 1950.
Baja fish tacos. How sick is that?
I seem to love challenging my blood pressure today. First, there was work and the contingency security plan for a computer that has no wireless connection. Then there was Costco, which apparently was under zombie invasion (yes, please stop right in the middle of the fucking doorway with your cart so that NO ONE else can enter the store). Then there was the email from Mr. RFH with our new health insurance costs. Up by $106 every two weeks. Yay for the Fitbit, or it would have been $166 more outta his paycheck. I’m not watching any TV tonight because for sure Ofuckface would make a special announcement on amnesty, Medicaid expansion, 52 more weeks of unemployment compensation, and more green energy crap.
/where’s the Tylenol
I have to go to another Halloween party tonight. Hosted by liberals. Probably full of fat chicks dressed like hookers. And I can’t drink. And I’m sure some motherf*cker is going to try and talk politics with me.
What I’m saying is, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow, it’s because I hulked out. So it’s awesome, but I’m probably in a cell somewhere.
leon sounds like a candidate for medical cannibis tonight. Romy, too, for that matter. 😛
*pictures leon hitchhiking home from party*
goddammit, i’m still banned at Ace’s. motherfucker.
were you banninated by Pixy’s tricksy link crap software douche thingy?
AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. (AP) — Air Force Academy cadets are no longer required to say “so help me God” at the end of the Honor Oath.
When I was commissioned we had the choice to swear “so help me God.” or to simply affirm. Honestly, I’m surprised that this wasn’t already an option for cadets and I’m not too upset about the idea that an atheist cadet doesn’t want to swear an oath to a God that they don’t believe in.
Cyn, sent an update e-mail to your Cocks acct.
Pupster and “friend?”
http://is.gd/pJFYMu
Yuck.
Did anybody walk right into anybody else’s ambush today?
Did anybody walk right into anybody else’s ambush today?
No, but perhaps I’m about to since I’m feeling paranoid.
were you banninated by Pixy’s tricksy link crap software douche thingy?
I dunno. I was trying to test html in some old threads – i haven’t been able to get italics to work there in forever. When I came back to the newest thread, I was banninated.
Did anybody walk right into anybody else’s ambush today?
No, but I’ve been looking to dive face-first into a netherbush.
Wait… What?
OFBushed!
I think I’mma put on some pants and watch TV.
OFBushmills. Worst Irish whiskey ever.
jazz, email me your ip addr.
goo ber/in&texas gee male thingy
take out special characters and spaces and stupid references. I figure you can figure it out from there.
Happy birfday, b-rad. You’ll perhaps excuse me if I do not hoist an alcoholic beverage in your honor.
Sassy and Saucy are ok by me, cynnabuns
Sean, that’s fine. Forgive me, as I won’t be drinking any Diet Dr Pepper. Instead, I’mma enjoy a nice cold bottle of MexiCoke that I picked up at Home Depot yesterday.
hey xbrad, I missed this. Happy b-day my friend. I’m glad I got to meet you.
Thanks, Dave. Done. 😉
You can get a whole truckload of MexiCokes in the Home Depot parking lot real cheap. Some of them may be HonduraCokes and SalvadoraCokes, though.
Happy bday, xbrad. I wish you many tanks and BJs this year. Unfortunately, I can help with neither.
I want summa that Guatamalan Coke. That shit’s the bomb. It burns the shit outta my nose and sinuses, tho.
That’s CANE sugar, not beet sugar or HFCS. Nummy nummy num
I can buy MexiCoke at the gas station, but they’re $1.25 a piece for the 12 oz bottles.
My Dad went to Harvard Business School with the guy that runs the Coca~Cola bottling plant in Mexico City.
You should ask him for a yob.
I like today’s model. . . she looks slutty.
Happy B’day, XBrad!
Phat sends this photo of him dancing as a birthday present.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/lze5nOM
Tushar,
That is AWESOME!
..and suitable for framing.
Wallet size is also a popular option.
blerg
Look at all the fucks they give!
I head XBrad is looking for a Russian bride.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/0CcMMDy
MCPO, how was/is the foliage in your area.
Peggy Noonan on comparing Obamafail with the Titanic.
I’ll kill you first, Tushar.
Xbrad, any more progress on a place to post the meat up pics?
BTW, I am about 5 Indians (feather, not dot…sorry Tushar).
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/lE8HUx2
Phat, why isn’t Cyn on this? What do we pay her for?
Happy birthday brad.
We will have to bring this up during her next review.
Car In,
I think the concern of some of our fellow Hostages (probably those with outstanding warrants) is that too many people have the keys to this blog and can view the pics via the dashboard.
Not sure why this is a concern since other meat up pics are posted, but there it is.
Hell, I used to take my naked pics to the mall parking lot ‘Kodak Hut’ back when I was in college. Never stopped me getting a Top Secret clearance.
Plus, these were all pretty damn tame. No one got naked (except for me), no one got really drunk (except for me) and all thought everyone behaved well (again…except for me).
Not sure why this is a concern since other meat up pics are posted, but there it is.
Were there maybe goats and/or midgets at this meatup?
Why do I feel that they”re going to post the pics where I can’t see em?
Dammit,
That midget goat must have slipped me some Roofies!
This explains EVERYTHING!
Really, they’re pretty boring pics. Got a lot of good pics of Cathy’s dog Rosie, though.
Rosie is an awesome dog.
At 6 Indians I decide to relive my HS concert experience.
Here is a very old performance by one of my HS faves: Rank & File:
http://tinyurl.com/ofcllqd
I actually met the guitarist, Alejandro Escovedo, who went on to another great group (True Believers) and then a solo career while passing through O’Hare.
The band had a weird sound because one of the brothers had a baritone and the other a much higher register (tenor?). Made for some odd harmonies.
People say believe half of what you see
Son, and none of what you hear.
I can’t help bein’ confused
If it’s derp please tell me dear
Good morning all!
P,’s nursing school schedule is killing me. Up at 0500 on a Saturday to a review course. I almost made it back to sleep but her iPhone alarm clock went off again and began playing this tune:
Seriously? Who the fuck can sleep after that?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
“Let’s get one thing out of the way: “Zombie Night” is no “Sharknado.”
http://tinyurl.com/oe2x9vk
Tonight at 9 on SyFy
“Brace for possible gridlock Wednesday evening as President Obama swings into Boston for a fundraiser — with House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi — just as Game 6 of the World Series is scheduled to begin at Fenway Park.” (Boston Herald news article)
Campaigner in Chief doing what he does best. Fucking with people.
You can guarantee that SCOAMF will be on national television discussing the game. What a fuck head.
I was permitted to drink. Instead of hulking out, I told the possum story. A good time was had by all. And by all I mean me.
You have to have a drinking permit in that state up north?
Outlaw!
My wife graciously offered to drive.
Hey Jimbro…I am straining our internet friendship ties again…check your email. And thanks.
Wakey wakey.
I’ve been up for over 2 hours, though, you lazy bums.
My water heaters(s) have now both shit the bed.
I have to go to the gym this morning just to take a shower.
I was going to just work out at home.
I got up at 6 as well, Car in. Went to bed at 1am. I feel surprisingly good, considering.
I’m under the impression that the hardest part of a water heater replacement is moving the old one out of the space it’s in, since it’s likely loaded with sediment. Do that instead of a workout and you can shower when you’ve finished.
Watched White House Down last night.
black president – check
doddering fool of a vp – check
terrorists are ex-military – check
terrorists are ex-specail forces – check
terrorists are white supremacists – check
news media immediately speculates that terrorists are muslim extremists – check
head of the secret service is corrupt – check
republican speaker of the house immediately orders troop redeployment to middle east as his first executive order – check
speaker of the house is part of the terrorist plot – check
little girl captures the terrorists on her iPhone and posts to her blog – check
rush limbaugh is one of the hostages and a complete buffoon – check
If that spoils the movie for you, you can thank me in person next time we meat-up.
I got up at 5 to make coffee for HotBride, as she needed to be in Kalamahole by 7:30.
Hotspur, I figured the movie was pretty much that, so I had refused to so much as consider seeing it.
I got up early to see my Erin off (drive her to another parent’s house) for the day. She’s got a soccer tournament up in Bay City. She had to be up there by 8 am.
Out of those fartsacks, you lazy bastids!!!
Did someone have a gun to your head, Hotspur? What would compel you to watch that shite?
Also, I am sad about Kazoo. Used to be such a nice town.
Thank you Hotspur for destroying White House Down for me
Now where can I get Season 1 of the New Ironsides?
Ok, I just read this Amber Alert and am immediately suspicious.
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/amber-alert-2-year-old-missing-boy
Thank you Hotspur for destroying White House Down for me
Don’t hate me, man. I am just the messenger. It was Hollyfagz that destroyed it.
How does anyone take a boy from a car, at 1 am, with both parents RIGHT there?
How does that happen?
Here’s a tip for you: arrest the parents.
That’s ok Hotspur
I was never going to watch that leftoid shit anyway
On even more depressing news, our new Triple-A baseball team down here is being named the El Paso Chihuahuas.
We just built a jillion dollar stadium for them, sad to say..
When do the alien invaders destroy the White House?
Wrong movie?
If some nice aliens would destroy this fucking White House, I’d be the first to welcome our new overlords
When do the alien invaders destroy the White House?
They already have. I heard they’re form Kenya.
I was searching for a boneheaded John Kerry quote about the BoSox this morning and came across this site
http://www.brainyquote.com/
Looks good, but even though I like reading interesting quotes I don’t see me spending much time searching for them.
I like the evil white man angle of that Amber Alert story
You can just smell the stupid
The suspect is a white man about 5 feet 10 inches tall. Police say he was driving a rusted old red pickup.
Sounds legit. Sounds exactly like the sort of person who steals a 3yo black boy at 1am. Out of a car. Yep. This happens all the time.
I drive through Willis on the way to work, just off of Whittaker. I’ve been where this supposedly happened, many times. No street lights out this way in a lot of places, not a lot of traffic. If you were going to dump a body in the woods hoping it’d be found by a hunter (i.e. an average height white guy matching the “description”), this is the perfect sort of place for that.
If they were south of Willis road on Whittaker, there’s literally fuckall but woods and small farms/homesteads. North of Willis Road it gets denser and there’s an elementary school campus at the corner of the two roads.
If they ever find that boy he’s going to have six broken ribs and a cracked skull.
Fucking white dudes in old red pickup trucks.
Good morning, children
GMG
On one hand, I think it should be a law that children should be required to get up before their parents to brew them coffee. On the other hand, children getting up early in the morning on weekends is a travesty.
trying to put up a new poat, but WP is being a bitch and I’m a bit hungover. Give me a couple of minutes.
You, hung over? Never!
OK, new poat is up.
Should have done it earlier last night, but hey, the Mormons were beating the spudfuckers in college football.