Hello, and welcome to another edition of the best f**king post of the week. This is it. This is Big Boob Friday™. It’s a dream wrapped in a wish, tied together with a ribbon of adolescent male fantasy. Hells to the yes. Bring on the tatas!
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I wrote this song for a little known Canadian band, Metric (Quick!! Everyone pretend like you don’t give a shit!!!). I was hanging out with Emily Haines and decided that what she really needed was a catchy song that no one would listen to. I’ve found the best music is born of this effort: to please, but not to really give a shit. Practiced indifference, kind of like what the guy who cuts my hair calls my beard…’designer stubble.’
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This week’s model Megumi Yamano was born in Kansas City in 1979. She attended the University of Kansas and was the starting forward for the Jayhawks for the 2000-2001 season. Her interests include horseback riding, ropin’, and rustlin’ things. She got a perfect score on her SAT, which you all assume anyway because you are racist cracker ass crackers. That reminds me, do Japanese dudes jerk off using chopsticks? Now you’re picturing it. Hahaha. Nice work, MJ. So here we are, you haven’t read this, and it’s time to look at BOOBS!
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You know what they say…once you go asian, you’re pretty much set through college cuz you can just steal her term papers and copy them. So we’re going Asian, baby. Sushi on a grand scale.
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585 BC – Lucius Tarquinius Priscus, king of Rome, celebrates a triumph for his victories over the Sabines.
1501 – Michelangelo begins work on his statue of David.
1791 – King Louis XVI of France accepts the new constitution.
1808 – Finnish War: In the Battle of Jutas, Swedish forces under Lieutenant General Georg Carl von Döbeln beat the Russians, making von Döbeln a Swedish war hero.
1898 – Hannibal Goodwin patents celluloid photographic film.
1906 – First flight of a fixed-wing aircraft in Europe.
1956 – The IBM 305 RAMAC is introduced, the first commercial computer to use disk storage. BOOM!
1994 – Ulysses probe passes the Sun’s south pole.
2008 – Hurricane Ike makes landfall on the Texas Gulf Coast of the United States
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Things have sucked harder than the PR firm that decided ass fingering a teddy bear was a good idea for Miley Cyrus. Thanks for being really good sports and putting up with my incessant bitching. You’re still a bunch of bugfuckery morons, but thanks.
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Supersonic Fagatronic
I know you are but what am I
I think that’s one of my favorite phrases of all time. I’ve never heard it used anywhere but here.
I’m glad there aren’t 13 boobs.
http://qkme.me/3pg3g8
My favorite phrase of all time is:
Really? You never used it on the playground?
Oh, NSFW ^
I’ve never heard it used anywhere but here.
I figured you’d be a big Pee Wee Herman fan.
Nice job, MJ.
Here, have some coffee, or tea.
good boobs
HS – Do you use the NAHB contract for your clients? Or have you written your own?
Oh, nice poat btw. Those boobs look dericious.
I used to love Pee Wee Herman; his humor fits in here at the blog to a tee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1me4s8Xz9o
She has a pretty face. I wonder if she smiles ever.
That band is still better than QotSA.
So, apparently, (according to my liberal cousin) if you don’t put your window shade down on a plane at dark, that is bad plane etiquette.
Is there nothing in our lives that liberals don’t want to control?
I have had a headache since last night. I think I spent too long at the Brewery.
She has a pretty face. I wonder if she smiles ever.
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It’s sort of the theme of the post. Not giving a shit, or at least pretending not to.
The pictures of the band kill me. They are not smiling on purpose, looking different directions etc.
Do we know what happened to Car in? Is she waking up in a strange motel room with a shitty rock band, slinking off to the bathroom, and then calling one of her kids to pick her up?
It could be a tumor.
Guy, we use either the Standard or Abbreviated Form of Agreement between Owner and Contractor, AIA 1987 – sometimes Stipulated Sum, but mostly Cost of the Work Plus a Fee. The changes made after 1987 are not acceptable to me because the AIA shifted a shitload of responsibility off the architect and placed it on the contractor.
We are doing the same, cost of work plus a fee (20%). We are using the NAHB contract for now. I don’t shy away from responsibility for my work, but put a lot of effort in to make sure that no problems come my way (knock on 2×4).
It could be a tumor.
I hope it’s the kind that makes me really smart before it kills me.
OOooooh…a theme.
heh… BOOM
She seems nice…..
We work with several architects who do likewise, and they are great to deal with. But, seriously, some of the shit that crosses our desks is downright pathetic, and it gets worse year after year as the current group of grads enters the workforce.
I put Sirota in the bugfuckery link for a little juxtaposition.
What I find hilarious is that Sirota was trying to be tough, and Dave was trying to imitate Sirota. Precisely the opposite happened. Sirota looks like a total pussy and Dave can’t help but look kind of tough.
I do architectural review for 2 communities. Some of the plans I review are just simply, pathetic. Any builder that uses a ‘cheap’ architect/designer for their plans gets exactly what they deserve.
Thanks for the nod to bugfuckery.
I was trying to look like a pussy, but mostly I was doing the hat angle thing over my face, because, internets.
I hope it’s the kind that makes me really smart before it kills me.
So if John Travolta was so smart that he could learn Portuguese from a book and move shit with his mind, why couldn’t he figure out a way to halt the spread of the cancer? Did he even try?
Not dead. Concert was great except the front was CRAZY. I think I had sex with complete strangers. It was more “rape-rape”, than actual sex, because I certainly didn’t give any of my consent.
They sounded just like this:
He used that same guitar.
So if John Travolta was so smart that he could learn Portuguese from a book and move shit with his mind, why couldn’t he figure out a way to halt the spread of the cancer? Did he even try?
That’s why I’m hoping I get it, so I can cure myself and then flip Travolta off from my slightly bigger personal jet.
I got to bed at 2 am, then got up at 8 for Crackfat.
I’ve got to rent a car today, figure out what to wear to a wedding (the temperature has changed from summer to winter over night and the wedding is outside – fml) then I work tonight.
>> I think I had sex with complete strangers. It was more “rape-rape”, than actual sex, because I certainly didn’t give any of my consent.
So, you all call that “Thursday night” too?
Good to know.
*calls Car in*
You are going to be pretty tired later, I bet.
I ran 8.5 miles this morning but the last two were more of a shuffling sort of zombie stagger.
My folks are coming down to watch a triathlon in Oct, which kicks ass. I might try for the longer distance one, but that seems pretty tough. What say you crackfat addict?
So, you all call that “Thursday night” too?
Good to know.
Yea, it was pretty awesome to see them so close, but I think next time I’ll opt for a nice balcony seat.
My folks are coming down to watch a triathlon in Oct, which kicks ass. I might try for the longer distance one, but that seems pretty tough. What say you crackfat addict?
The olympic or the sprint? What distances are you talking? I think the 10K variety would be fun (with what? 20 mile bike, and .5 mile swim?) the one with the half marathon would definitely be an accomplishment.
I had to do “snatches” today, and jump rope, and pull-ups. My hands are bleeding. Otherwise I feel ok. I’ve been pretty much kinda sore since Tuesday.
I think Car in could beat me up.
Not sure I have a problem with that.
I think Car in could beat me up.
If you keep talking smack about QOTSA, you just might find out.
CFOCF?
Don’t make me link them again. I will.
like I ever listen
LOL I like the Miley Cyrus link.
Why so Syrias?
like I ever listen
You’ll listen when I hog-tie you.
attention, gotten.
please do go on.. and answer the goddamn phone
My one-star review of a book on Amazon got a critic. Heh.
The kind of girl you could bring home to mother cause your grandkids wouldn’t be all third world or white trash ‘tards
Puts another angle on Japanese Cram School..
The choice is between the Olympic distance and the sprint.
I’m not up for the half ironman dealio yet. YET.
Half?
Why not three-quarter ironman??
Slacker.
I’d do the Olympic. I mean, the sprint – you are supposed to kinda sprint.
It could be a shit-tonne harder. In a way, it may actually be harder, because you’d be more focused on time, versus just finishing strong.
“I’m not up for the half ironman dealio yet.”
So its the full Nancy boy.
The half-ironman – I’d have to get a few more halfs under my belt. I’m usually pretty whipped by the end of that.
Hello.
Barack Obama is still an imbicile. Harry Reid is a Mormon with an ass-holster for wang, especially lovely, delicious brown wang of multiracial flavor, which causes and constantly irritates an irreparable tear in the hypocrisy continuum. Nancy Pelosi is still flying low, just above her IQ and “self-awareness” quotient. Mitch McConnell is a gutless pussy, and John Boehner has the spine of used grey sweatsock.
That is all.
They wear skirts in the quarter tri-athelon.
I heard
So its the full Nancy boy.
I’m pretty sure MJ has established this.
Has anyone heard from Geoff?
Geoff had a couple of poats at IB today. Oh, and he called you all pussies.
Also, we need G Mohawk to check in.
That fox video linked at ace’s place is funny.
L to R: MJ, hostages trying to make fun of MJ
I’m pretty sure MJ has established this.
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QOTFA aren’t a very good band. They’re good technically, in that they seem to know how to play their instruments, but the music that emanates from the speakers is fit for the ears of dogs.
If the dogs have been really, really bad.
Go, MJ! Go!
Years ago, I saw a contender for worst video ever. It was made by this music/theater/comedy(?) group in San Francisco, and it consisted of clips of troup/band members singing in a wooded park in various renaissance costumes. Some of the scenes were supposedly of magic forest animals, and one of the actors was this magic fox. The whole thing was a trainwreck – like a LoTR “Gemsweater”. To my chagrin, I lost the link, and I’ve been searching for that video for about ten years now. 😦
not even dogs want to listen to a closet full of cats fucking
I don’t think cats do either.
did someone say “cats fucking?”
They’re good technically, in that they seem to know how to play their instruments, but the music that emanates from the speakers is fit for the ears of dogs.
Those words don’t even make sense.
When you walk into a festival backstage with Queens of the Stone Age, it’s like, the record stops. People stop and they stare, and it’s like, Queens of the Stone Age are, without question, the baddest rock’n’roll band in the world.” – Dave Grohl.
But who is he? Just some no-nothing.
Vmax got out just in time.
http://nypost.com/2013/09/12/herpes-infected-monkeys-terrorize-florida/
According to the last line of the article their diet consists of dirt and spiders.
WTF? Journalists don’t even try anymore.
My college hippie co-op in Austin also sounded like a closet full of cats fucking
Good choice on BBF, MJ-san.
To the rest of you door knob lickers, good morning.
Is that Jazz I see? Long time, buddy.
Quite a coincidence – on Page six of the NY Post, I also read that Jennifer Anniston’s diet consists of dirt and spiders
http://nypost.com/2013/09/12/herpes-infected-monkeys-terrorize-florida/
According to the last line of the article their diet consists of dirt and spiders.
The Axeman writes better than that. Hell, I bet Sparky would too if he chose to.
THis is pretty cool:
http://www.military.com/daily-news/2013/09/13/chamberlains-lost-medal-of-honor-found-in-book.html?ESRC=todayinmil.sm
No doubt someone has already posted it, but I just saw it.
Here they are performing some music MJ may be able to comprehend –
QOTSA perform that super-awesome song “Blurred Lines.”
Hey Carin, if I like this song, am I on my way to joining a crossbackfat cult?
The first comment is a gas.
“But the creatures learned to swim.”
A+.
Not only is it not a sentence, monkeys know how to swim.
Um, my linky may be NSFW.
Comment by daveintexas on September 13, 2013 10:09 am
Thanks for the nod to bugfuckery.
I was trying to look like a pussy
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Next time just be yourself………. 😉
The first 25 seconds are safe.
Daddy made whiskey and he made it well
Cost two dollars and it burned like hell
I cut hick’ry just to fire the still
Drink down a bottle and be ready to kill
Brown-eyed women and red grenadine
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourin’ down
And it looks like the old man’s gettin’ on
Brown Eyed Women
Here they are performing some music MJ may be able to comprehend
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Ha! Nice burn.
>> Um, my linky may be NSFW.
It’s ok if you work at a truck stop
After reading IB:
Hey Carin, if I like this song, am I on my way to joining a crossbackfat cult?
http://youtu.be/dXMfdpjnAHU
Yes. Ironically, the lady at the crackfat place asked me if I’d heard this band before TODAY, thinking it would be good workout music.
I prefer the song “Blood” they do.
*bangs head rhythmically
Yes. Ironically, the lady at the crackfat place asked me if I’d heard this band before TODAY, thinking it would be good workout music.
Crap.
/Hotspur
L to R: me, Cyn
http://tinyurl.com/88ynbqn
I like Andrenalize, Cyn.
HEY!
s’right pups. I went there.
http://tinyurl.com/mvwaw9g
Pow!
http://tinyurl.com/two-can-play-that-game-dave
*calls CaRiN*
eh heh heh heh
Hahahaha
I laugh everytime MJ’s gif repeats.
Good day, link clickers.
Or, clink lickers.
‘Sup? Who else had eggs and bacon for breakfast?
Good morning, people. And Dave.
It’s Friday, Chief. I had cereal.
SeanM – I have forsworn cereal. KABOOM!
It’s Friday the 13th. I think we’re supposed to eat spiders and dirt.
– Dave Grohl.
But who is he? Just some no-nothing.
He’s done fundraising concerts for Obama, and I’m supposed to trust his opinion?
I had chocolate and coconut butter, light bfast. Bacon and eggs was last night’s dinner.
*calls CaRiN*
ACK!!!
Call a truce!
I thought we were always supposed to eat spiders and dirt.
He’s done fundraising concerts for Obama, and I’m supposed to trust his opinion?
His political opinion? Nope. Not a bit.
But argue his music bonefides with this:
Deadmau5 on Dave Grohl:
Dinner? I had no time for dinner last night.
I’ve been eating a lot of Gazphacho since I made a huge pot of it. Yum.
After reading IB:
That’s priceless and so very true.
Syrial for breakfast rocks.
Did roamy mention this?
Mankind has crossed a threshold: a man-made object has officially left the solar system – we have entered interstellar space. NASA confirms that Voyager I (an American made device – how’s that for American exceptionalism, Putin?) left the Solar System (about a year ago, they think), and is now officially in interstellar space. Still basically working years after it was suppose to have died.
“Here they are performing some music MJ may be able to comprehend”
Wait, CFOCF does cover songs?
Voyager I has left the building.
Here’s a little ditty our pops used to play for us come Friday the 13th:
Your pops is one cool cat.
Deadmau5 on Dave Grohl:
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Gross.
CROCKFACE is an awesome band.
Said one hostage.
COCKFACE is even better.
You should listen to this rock classic. . .
CLOCKFACE trumps them all, bishes.
CRACKFIT OF THE STONE AGE.
That pretty much sums up Car in.
Who did her nails?
MOCKFACE is what I put on when speaking to liberals.
friggin spambucket
SOCKPUPPET FACE
BOOM!
Tee Hee
Hello, sufferers of the Asian contagion.
My evil web of netafim drip irrigation has been installed at Hate House.
The front yard is actually beginning to look like something, with the lines in and the burlap netting in place to hold hateful topsoil down.
Of course, now I find the posts framing the front double doors need to be replaced. Rot. Hate rot, hating my pocketbook.
Who has a good ad blocker for Chrome? Fucking Mozilla is locking up my computer.
Now, this is what I call art:
http://www.artdaily.org/index.asp?int_sec=11&int_new=64875#.UjNYdIWE74
AdBlock Plus is the bomb.
*pats Oldspur on the head and gives him a cookie flavored Ensure*
Ah, Audrey Hepburn. Sigh.
I hate leaving voicemail.
Do they make hate-flavored Ensure? Because I’ve been eating crow and it’s not a balanced diet.
Anyone else want to see Hate House’s hate blog?
Yes.
Sure.
Ok.
Nope. Sorry, had to be the contrairian.
As long as there’s no gluten, or QOTSA.
I’ll see if I can find your addresses. You will get an invite sent by JTK to view the gimlet eyeball.
Really don’t have a lot to show for the day.
Kinda digging this temp retirement gig.
The buzzkill was that my ‘new’ United uniforms showed up today.
Got 3 months before I have to fit into them.
I just checked and didn’t see any new pictures of the hate-filled burlap.
Would love to see it G.O..
I can haz hate?
I’d like to see it, but you should know I’ll be listening to QOTSA while I look.
Burlap pics not up yet, Pepe. Later today.
Unfortunately I can’t tell which addresses belong to scott or hotspur
MJ, does your address have a bunch of numbers in it?
I sent an invite to lauraw; her address was obvious
JTK sent Sean an invite to gimlet eyeball
Car in, you have an invite from JTK
JTK sends invite to GMland
i can’t wait to see hate house.
checks email over and over again.
I would like to see hatey hate.
and over
I feeling rather hatey right now, J’ames, what would you like to link? More QOTSA?
Whatever dude.
CFOCF
okay, burlap and hoses up
car in, does your email have a flower in its name?
okay, I think JTK sent an invite to car in and scott
If it’s a real shit-hole-dump, I’d like to see it.
My wallet concurs.
pupster should get invite from JTK
fixt your email addy gmland
JTK sends an invite
I hate your house, and I don’t even have to pay for it!
can’t suss out your email, J’ames
have a clue for me?
I have a bunch of emails from a group mail sent by Cyn
I only saw a little bit of hate, then I got kicked out and it wont let me back in.
I hate my house too, xbrad. It makes me all spleeny.
Mmph, scott.
Try asking in again. Blogger is weird. Someone else had trouble but got in trying again.
I need another invite
Looking good, George. I think you should perhaps move the sidewalks over about 7″ to the left, other than that, looking good!
crackfat sounds like something we had for breakfast when I was a little girl growing up in Alabama
I think you should perhaps move the sidewalks over about 7″ to the left
*glares daggers at gmland*
can you briefly post your addy again scott
Hey dickface, send me an invite!
I can’t find your email, MJ
Do I need a new invite every time I want to visit Hate House?
Oh, right.
I don’t think so, Oso
Being the blog owner I can’t tell what it asks for when a non-owner logs in
Well, I think I understand, MJ
That is one weird address
Did you get anything from JTK?
This is what the google monster tells me:
For each address entered, the Google Account associated with that address will be given access to view your blog. If an address is not associated with an account, that person will be sent an invitation email with a link allowing them do one of three things:
Sign in to an existing account
Create a new account
View your blog as a guest (no account required)
In the first two cases, the reader will be given permission to view your blog whenever they are signed in to their Google Account. As a guest, they’ll be able to continue viewing your blog through the link in the invitation email, but this will expire after 30 days. After that, they’ll need a new invitation.
It doesn’t look like you do need one every time, Oso. I just saw Fucking Burlap. That’s fucking burlap all right.
That’s fucking burlap all right.
Sexy burlap.
Nice house. I love mid century moderns.
Whew, MJ
I thought I didn’t understand your address
You could make a sexy fucking burka with that burlap!
I will never bitch about digging that pond again.
If scott’s addy has four numbers in it, I still show an open invitation on the dashboard
I’ll bitch for you, scott
You could make a sexy fucking burka with that burlap!
I plan to fertilize 72 virgins.
With. With 72 virgins.
G/O, why don’t you just shoot the invite to everyone on the bulk email, and save yourself some trouble?
Also, Cyn’s gonna send you a spreadsheet with everyone’s contact information.
Oh, hey thanks George. I feel much better about my house now.
I think I added you again, Oso, using that new name
I got another one somehow GO. Thanks.
Those trees were stupid. People can be so dumb.
Pupster in front of his house
http://bit.ly/GHIGqX
No fucking kidding. Those trees sent roots everywhere. There must have been several cubic yards of roots we discarded.
We removed four fir trees about forty feet high.
Also, Cyn’s gonna send you a spreadsheet with everyone’s contact information.
I am?
Hey peeps, I’m gonna go in and trash anyone’s comment that looks like an email address.
Hope I’m not causing you unnecessary trouble, Cyn
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTI.. ok wait what are you doin?
Thanks, GO. Much easier with my g thing.
Nope – just click button stuff, Geo. It’s cool.
‘Cept now I am gonna put Dave’s email addy as a header picture.
Bwahahahaha!
Dave is a frog at Wallops Island?!?
What is this “Email” you speak of?
I seriously don’t envy you and the hardscape remodeling crap, G.O.
Although it could be worse: an interior job.
{{shutters}}
*sends MCPO a carrier pigeon with invite written on clay tablet*
HawtRascalRider – George is using the email addresses from a blast that I did sometime last year to send invites to a private blogspot site he created where he’s got pix of his HateHouse remodeling crap.
Luckily we don’t have to do much to the interior other than spend mountains of money on furniture.
Cyn, about 7 years ago I ripped some wallpaper off of a wall. I figured it would motivate me to finish the job.
Nope.
MCPO, I think I have your email addy, and “JTK” sent you an invite to the gimlet eyeball
Mine starts with pxy
Ha Ha – we have a project just like that Scott: the boys’ bathroom.
Got water damage from rains via a roofing construction defect; mold damage and the works. When all repairs were done, we suited up the boys in nothing but underroos and let them paint a small area behind the door because they wanted to help. I scratched in their names and the year in the wet paint when they were done. We were going to add more paint flourishes and other decorations so that it would look like a beach in there. That was 2003.
Done, J’ames
okay, off to the bank
to weep
why is my email addre.. SONOFA
The staircase wall is just the starting point. That job will lead to the painting of the 2nd floor and new carpeting, all the furniture will have to be moved at least twice.
I estimate 4 weekends and 12 trips to Home Depot.
Looks at ugly wall with ripped wallpaper…….Nope.
Little painters: http://i.imgur.com/Seox7pv.jpg
>>>Looks at ugly wall with ripped wallpaper…….Nope.
Perhaps now is a bad time to bring up the restoration job I was doing on the Olds…..
Back to front: Googleman, Axeman
Goddamn, they were little shits then. Stupid flying time.
We are going to rip up the carpeting and bring back the hardwood steps, but we can’t do that to an old dog. He would kill himself on them.
And we couldn’t rip it up when blind dog was around.
When Bubba goes the project begins.
Awww…Cyn, what a great picture!
dawwwwwww
You’ll have to document your hate project, Scott. Taking pix of your blood sweat and tears will be a blast.
Cute little stinkers they were. 😀
The plastic sheeting made me laugh. It’s EVERYWHERE!
Oooooh yeah!
Wow. I painted one kitchen wall the exact same color.
George, can I see your hatey hateness of hate? Don’t know if my email is on file…
Kitchen?? How did it turn out, MJ?
We picked it because it reminded us/the boys of our trip to Hawaii.
that’s such a sweet pic
Thanks, Dave. It was a fun time for them, and me to watch. **sniffs** So darn big now.
Ha Ha Ha! I just noticed Axeman’s hair – his bangs are so short because he let one of the girls in preschool give him a hair cut! I’d forgotten about that.
He’s gonna be trouble, that one is.
I have to cut our bed into pieces to get it out. It took me a couple of days to get it in there and I was a lot younger then.
Looks at ripped wallpaper……..nope
The kitchy look is “in”, Scott.
Chinese science has discovered metronomes. WAF.
Our kitchen counters are hip again. White Formica with gold flecks..
we had an avocado green look in our kitchen growing up.
I’m told.
>> So darn big now.
Oh honey. Yes. More’s comin. *hugs*
It came out great. There was only one small section that was blue like that but it looked really cool with the white subway tiles and cabinets and what not.
If work is the curse of the drinking classes, what the hell am I doing in this office on a Friday afternoon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1u4R-t-FTk
I think Cyn will like that one.
tomswifty, can I have a clue to your e-mail address for Hate House blog invite?
Afternoon.
Today I built four (4) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/kqm9bnp
Oh joy.
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/09/13/pic-7-11-marketing-its-pizza-to-food-stamp-recipients/
FYI for the MFM watchers: Yes we have lots of flooding and lots of property damage in NM. Not me though. I live on a mesa and not in the bottom of an arroyo…for a reason.
GO, take and back pizza is SNAP eligible. Prepared pizza is not. Sam’s Club used to let members buy pizza and then run them through the pizza ovens at the cafe. Once we started taking SNAP, we could no longer do that.
I love this pic:
http://tinyurl.com/mg396yv
Cyn that’s a wonderful pic. I would like to take those two home with me.
Shut up scum.
Bake not back. (Poor Dan. Binks blames him for the discomfort of the eyedrops and I have a new best friend, sitting on my lap)
I’ve pooped in the very bathroom the boys were painting.
The paint is peeled a bit now.
Now.
XB, TMI!!!!!
I think Cyn will like that one.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes.
(Poor Dan. Binks blames him for the discomfort of the eyedrops and I have a new best friend, sitting on my lap)
Hee Hee I have Mr. Cyn put a steroid spray on Sparky; it never occurred to me that this may be a reverse psychology evilness thing.
The paint is peeled a bit now.
Are you kidding? That room has been bricked-off from the rest of the house.
I suggested nuking it from orbit, but you whined about being homeless.
Total trauma. Dan is so used to being the best doggeh parent evah!!!! Breaking his heart.
Took another step today. Tried to make an appointment to see a priest or deacon about whether annulling my first marriage was needed. Had to leave voice mail.
I went to the Doc today. No wonder I feel like I was hit by a truck. I have a fever of 102
Right in the bucket!
Our dog is still around, if anyone remembers. She’s had one more accident since then, but my wife just isn’t ready yet.
Vman, take care of yourself. And try not to infect your whole office. Maybe Leon’s priest can give you an exorcism?
That sucks, Zeke. You going to make it?
It’s probably prostate cancer.
Leon, I’ve been Praying to St Francis for you guys. I hadn’t noticed the end of life poat, so I’m still praying for pain free.
Did anybody testify at anybody else’s parole hearing today?
Thank you all
I was wondering about your pup, Leon, but didn’t want to bring it up in case she was gone.
…but my wife just isn’t ready yet.
Leon, sometimes it takes us a bit longer ‘to get there’. I’m not sure I ever really was ready when Buddy’s time came.
Thanks, Oso. She still seems pretty happy and hasn’t taken any real downturns. We’ll see how well things go when we’re both working full time next week.
FYI Dan didn’t even want to go to the Vet without me. He still has PTS from the time Gingy, my Mom, and my Dad were sick. I finally figured it out yesterday.
Feel better soon, Zman.
*dons hazmat suit and administers hugs*
Cyn, get crack a lackin on the PHX meat up. Dan is ready to put me on a plane for a meat up!
http://www.fishyfunnyfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Funny-18085.jpg
MCPO?
I’m thinking March 2014, Oso.
SQUEEEE!!!!
I just need a heads up so I can get my time off request in before the rest.
Jewstin, you assemble these ovens all the time, how about a furnace?
You got it.
JTFC –
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/13/California-sends-bill-to-let-illegal-immigrants-practice-law-to-governor
I must be channeling Mare……………
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=104541
http://tinyurl.com/k3qyrxb
http://tinyurl.com/mvseclo
Aggie’s brother in law passed this evening.
She is surrounded by her family and loved on by her friends. Including me and you.
At some point all of the illegals are going to move to California.
That is going to be the greatest day ever.
http://tinyurl.com/kkllfpu
http://tinyurl.com/kkllfpu
HA!
DiT, Aggie can finally find peace and we can channel anger for her.
Sad news, Dave.
That is going to be the greatest day ever.
Yes.
I’m too close.
*spins miniature globe pencil sharpener to see where I’m going to move to*
Thanks for sharing, Dave.
Mmmm…1 part Curacao, 1 part coconut rum, 4 parts Sprite Zero= Sonic Ocean Water. Take that Mooch! WATER!!!!
I’m not familiar with Aggie’s situation.
Oso!
http://tinyurl.com/n94euqe
Sorry, Pups. It has played out on FB. Mostly on Ghey’s secret page. Just know that Aggie needs our love and Prayers and family isn’t always carnal but sometimes about the love we find here.
Pups, her brother in law suffered a brain lesion, a stroke I guess, I don’t know the doc talk, couple weeks ago .. there was surgery, but they could not save him. They were close. He passed this evening.
Boop!
http://tinyurl.com/24nsrm6
At some point all of the illegals are going to move to California.
That is going to be the greatest day ever.
Hey, it’s not like we’ll even notice or anything.
That’s a shame. Why did she stop coming here?
I bet it’s Mare’s fault.
well, yeah, mare
Did you mean to type “carnal”?
FB is easy and all the cool kids are there at the super secret Ghey site.
Carnal in the Spanish sense not the porn sense.
The question is when does the Mexico annex CA.
We beat Mexico in soccer. We still have time.
When the Mexico annexes us, we’ll all have carnal asada.
*fumbles through oso to english guide*
Forget it,
JakePups, It’s Osotown.*stocks up on Raiders gear*
You crackas need me. I give you brown cred.
Does that mean we can trade Tushar for a minority to be named later.
Pretty much. Tushar is just like a Tiger Mom Asian American. We need more FSA
I caught up to where Agiledog asked if I’d written about Voyager leaving the solar system. I had to look it up, it was almost a year ago.
http://xbradtc.com/2012/10/10/evidence-voyager-1-has-left-our-solar-system/
Mmmm…1 part Curacao, 1 part coconut rum, 4 parts Sprite Zero
http://tinyurl.com/l4u4ghs
Care for some gopher?
Oso – I’m browner than you and speak better Spanish!
You got Fat Bastard?
I’m the whitest Hispanic ever! Are we mourning Fat Bastard?
My Spanish is improving. I’m up to 1030 words and I can read most basic articles. The soap operas are usually still a little too fast, though.
Scott shot a varmint after dark?
*gets Scott a decoder ring for the club*
Leon, Dan watches the novelas and the stupid game shows and expects me to translate.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Penelope smoked/grilled a Boston Butt today. Thank you people for recommending the Amazing Ribs site. She is not a natural cook, but thanks to that site, she’s gone from making “roast jerky” (6 hours on high in the crock pot!!!!!) to making delicious meat. Ribs, roasts, pork……………… I’m a lucky boy.
No, he’s not a gopher. There have been no FB sightings for over a week. I am starting to think my wild shot wasn’t as wild as I thought.
How do you translate “jiggle”, ’cause big jiggly boobs are what Spanish TV is all about.
Oy! Dios mio!
Sorry Oso
You can’t have brown cred without nalgas
HA HA HA That’s great Pepe.
She’s probably enjoying it too.
re:
Telenovelas
Chichis don’t need translation
Im supposed to be in synagogue
I am so evil…
yeah, Scott, it works great for both of us. I don’t have time to monitor a grill, and she spends a lot of time reading. So she just gets it started, and reads while it’s cooking. The remote thermometer is great. She was upset because the Boston Butt didn’t take as long as it was supposed to. This from the woman who at 5:57, would try and figure out what to make for dinner at 6:00.
Mi familia has nalgas! I’m from the boob side of the genetic tree!
Oy! Dios mio!
MCPO just realized that the jamon isn’t kosher.
Flash flood warnings in NM.
TJ, I thought Yom Kippur was tomorrow?
Roamy, it started today…sundown.
AF is now getting beat by Boise State. Hate those guys. Clown show playing on a blue field with matching blue uni’s.
Half of their players will be convicts, all of ours will be AF officers.
Wiling to admit that the BSU QB has a good porn ‘Stache.
“… and the evening and the morning were the first day.”
Anybody else get to meet a new friend at the Diagnostic Imaging Center this morning?
ChrisP; Sitting in lobby…
Young lady: Chris? Is Chris Here?
ChrisP; Yeah, (Grabs Crotch, ala Fred Willard)
“Right Here!”(not really)
Young Lady; Hi! My name is Dusty. I’m an Ultrasound Tech. I’ll be handling your junk this morning!
ChrisP; This is gonna be G R E A T…
Results:
IMPRESSION:
1. 0.5 cm echogenic focus inferior aspect of the right epididymal head, likely representing an area of focal scarring. Nevertheless, repeat sonographic assessment is recommended in 3-4 months to assess for stability.
What they got was a really bright echo that should not be there. As there are no prior pictures, there is no way to know if is stable and benign, or not.
H8 both the AFA and BSU. We get our asses kicked by Pitt tomorrow.
OK
Con chichis cancels out the sin nalgas
On doggie watch. Killing Dan that Gingy doesn’t trust him.
Con chichis is the NM reputation. Me not fat:DD. Me fat:DDD. I’m fat right now. A size 10.
Grumble. We have some hunters coming in on Sunday, so we’ve been doing a little work on the bunkhouse the past couple of days. While building some bunk beds yesterday, we heard something moving in the little area of dead space where the roof meets the wall. Finally figured out today that it’s bats. Went out just now to see if they were gone for the night yet, but they’re still in there. (can’t get to the space without tearing apart the wall.) Will wait until later and then close up the hole after they leave.
Oslo, how can you hate AF?
When I played there we were always outweighed by 50# per lineman and the LB’s I played against were faster than me ( I was a WR).
Not like we’re going to the NFL.
I’m glad you had a lovely young thing handle your wedding tackle, Crispy. I just wish it was under more pleasant circumstances.
roamy
Yom Kippur started at sundown
It’s also Shabbat, so it’s heavy duty this year
Im fasting this year, but have to drink liquids since Im now a kidney short
I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but good luck to Chrispy’s nut.
As weak as AFA is, they always seemed to beat UNM, I need the CiC cup for Navy.
ChrisP
You’re OK
Nut cancer is very rare by 40
Going to my 25th reunion at the Academy next month. AF vs Army. Booked airfare and hotel today.
LL friend I’ve known for 30+ years. Never smoked. Pitcher. Dipper. Throat cancer!
Kinda like that 7 Nation Army is the pre-kickoff song.
Rats, Phat. I didn’t plan ahead. I’d totes love flipping both teams off o a beautiful Autumn drive by.
Prayers for your friend Oso.
4th. Qtr. this is when the tattooed convicts from Boise start beating us?
Yep, it is.
Phat, maybe you’ll get the really cool flyovers. THX. I file George with my pipe smoking FiL. Cancer is cancer. You should’ve just smoked. Tony Gwynn.
Cancer is not just cancer
Believe me
TexJ,
40! Hell, son, I’m 65!
I’m thinkin’ it’s scar tissue from the vasectomy in ’71…
Art,
Thanks!
I just gotta say, having your nuts greased and fondled by a young woman, not your wife, at my(or any!) age is pretty damn strange.
The coolest ultrasound I ever had was of my heart!
Watching the valves flap, and the ventricles squeeze was very cool!
Perhaps just showing my age.
I have no idea what the ‘cool kids’ are doing, now.
MJ?
Phat,
That’s gotta be a whole life-changing event. Taking off the Zoom-Bag after that long, never to wear it again.
How the Phuk do you know what to put on in the morning?
No formations? WTF, O?
Your life has been scheduled for years, now free-form…
Good luck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owjRat6bWZc&feature=youtu.be
ChrisP
I’ve had prostate biopsies, bladder biopsies kidney biopsies
My schvanz feels like IH 10
But hey I feel great!
Biopsies killed it.
I have no idea what the ‘cool kids’ are doing, now.
Frontal lobotomies, if pop music trends are any indication.
Lobo – toomies? Does this have something to do with wolves?
Howling at the three wolf moon?
Mooning a guy in a three wolf shirt.
I have never done that.
As far as you know.
Hey hosers! I only stopped commenting. I never stopped coming here 😉
Thanks for the thoughts and prayers. I can copy/paste all the crap, but suffice it to say, my BIL (who commented at blogs as LC Draco) suffered an aneurysm on Aug. 10th. The resulting bleed couldn’t be stopped, and that caused toxicity to the cranial tissues. That in turn resulted in him suffering several strokes. Once they relieved the pressure to the brain stem, it was discovered that it was 80% infarcted (dead tissue). His….wife decided to terminate all life support this past Tuesday, and he passed away this evening. Knowing him, he A) wanted EVERYONE to remember the date, and 2) was NOT going to miss the Aggie- Crimson Tide game tomorrow. I’ll be writing a post for H&B and for Sithy in the morning. Y’all have a wonderful evening, and GIG ‘EM, AGGIES!!! WHOOP!!*
*He would never forgive me if I didn’t type that. True story 🙂
I bought a Tx Tag to pay for all the stinking tolls here in Houston tonight. And a thermoworks thermometer for cooking stuff
Sorry to hear of your loss, Aggie.
Here’s a WHOOP! for the game tomorrow in his honor.
Zman, you should be in bed resting, with some chicken noodle soup at hand.
You already know this, but you and your family are in my thoughts and prayers, Aggs. I’m sorry this had to be such an awful, drawn-out ordeal, but I have a feeling you’ll come out of this stronger.
((Hugs))
However TxTag really hates out of state plates.
Phuck it I am getting a TX DL in 2 weeks and Tx plates in 4. Perhaps I can buy a TX Pass after that.
Donkey Balls are sucked by TX bureaucrats. big sweaty ones
{{{HUGS}}} for Aggie.
But Roll Tide.
/Alex might want the Aggies to win, but he surely wouldn’t want ‘bama to roll over.
There was a guy here just now wearing a Giants cap that was Dodger blue and white. Fucking schizo.
I wish I could root for the Aggies as a member of the Big 12. But the matchup wouldn’t happen if they were still here.
You know I’ll root for the Aggies. And I’ll root for you, too.
You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel like derp
And I’m hurt
And if I start a commotion
I’ll only end up losing you
And that’s worse
Morning, children. Really raining here.
Good morning all!
Rain stopped last night and we’re forecast for dry/sunny/60’s for the weekend.
Bat Solutions implemented Pepe?
Thanks y’all. I do appreciate it 🙂
I have no dog in the TAM/Bama fight Aggie (typical northestern Yankee…amirite?) but I’ve been looking forward to this game for a while. I’ll give a WHOOP at the appropriate time for ya!
Hey Aggie, good to see you here.
Nope, Jimbro. Have to rig up a one-way exit over the hole today. Evidently it takes a couple of days to make sure all of them leave. Don’t want to seal them up inside.
I need to do a similar things with my beehive this weekend. I have two boxes full of honey filled with angry bees above the main hive. I’ll don my bee suit and put a one way board under the honey supers. It takes a few days for the bees to exit and then that honey is mine.
Wakey wakey.
TIme to drive to Chicago.
Are you following the QOTSA tour?
Aggie, I have no preference in the game, so I’ll root for the Aggies for LC Draco.
Are you following the QOTSA tour?
If only. Nope. A friend’s daughter is getting hitched.
I have no dog in the TAM/Bama fight Aggie (typical northestern Yankee…amirite?)
Some kind of a competitive match happening? What do they get for winning? Are the losers put out to sea on an ice floe, like the Canadians do to their elderly?
Kid soccer
Rounds
Military Retirement Ceremony for fellow physician
Cigar/Read
Football
Football
All about pride and bragging rights Leon. And not being staked to an anthill with honey poured over the face.
Time to mobilize myself and the troops.
Pfff, victory isn’t worth the potential cost of defeat. They should go do something productive, like mowing my lawn so I can go to work.
Someone call me while I’m driving.
Rocketboy to cross country meet (check)
Mini-me to softball game
Man (woman?) the concession stand (going to miss Wiser’s return to radio)
Football (Go Hokies!)
Mass
Baseball (Go Braves!)
Killed it. Time for a new poat anyway.
Worky worky.
I’m trying to catch up to a bunch of projects that went ahead and began construction without me.
Turds.
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