Ollie Dog is 2 years old today. His brother from another father was a demon until about two years old and we were hoping for the same with him. My conservative estimate is 10% improvement compared with his maximum assholeishness.
He is a long and lean model of the ACD which makes it super easy for him to reach countertops and dirty dishes in the sink. Yesterday he knocked the butter off the counter and got a good chunk of it before the hammer came down. Like the world’s dumbest criminal he thinks the punishment is worth the reward.
Dorkus wasn’t a garbage can hound for the first few years we had him. Then something changed, and we would start coming home finding trash strewn across the kitchen and had to start putting the rubbish can out on the porch.
He would then poop plastic wrappers and chunks of that absorbent mat the grocery store puts under the raw chicken for a day or two.
So much fun coming home in the evening ready to relax and having to pick up stinkables and mop the floor, instead.
Just took a peek at the dough I’ve been cold-proofing in the fridge for a couple days. Had to laugh. It’s the most dough I’ve made in one batch and it’s trying to escape. I put a pizza stone over it and a flat pan and it’s still pushing them up and trying to get out of the bowl. The top pan is pegged to the underside of the next shelf. I might have to put heavy stuff on that shelf.
So! Since everyone in creation seems to think I should do everything BUT shop for T’giving stuff, I’m’a hit the stores Friday and just do it a day late.
Also, people who say you need to learn to say no, but also control your paycheck, should be exiled to the Outer Dark.
Though I could have last night if I’d blown off my traditionally-rescheduled Thursday support group (always on Tuesday Thanksgiving week) I probably could have. Eh. Priorities, I guess.
You might want to wait until after you eat before watching that as a section is about the fibrous masses embalmers are pulling out of people, young and old, all during the same time frame.
Whores who can convince you that they like what you like are the ones who make bank. Alisyn will not starve until she hits the wall or develops a coke habit she can’t afford.
When the truth is revealed the media will drop the story.
——
It will instantly transform from “He was a conservative gay hater!” to GUNS!!! in a heartbeat.
Glenn Beck’s back up hosts were talking about the shooting and brought up a good point. No one was talking about drag queens until they started reading to kids in libraries. Conservatives in general do not care about adults doing weird drag queen shit on their own. Targeting kids for this is a whole other thing. Bringing them to gay clubs to watch them wiggle their asses in their faces is crossing several lines.
The title at the site says something about bikini pictures … there were no bikini pictures. She’s an attractive woman who is not afraid to dress well. Sometimes the outfit has less coverage than what you’d wear to church.
We had a wood stork in our back yard today. Big ass bird. Also several flocks of ducks visiting the lagoon. Currently there is a singular duck just floating around. I wonder if it’s ill. He ain’t moving much
19 of them in fact, Leon. Also seen today: egrets, white ibis (lots of those around, I see them everywhere) and a heron. Haven’t seen the gator much. I think he mostly hands out at the other lagoon. There’s a tunnel that connects them.
This is the game where I learned the term “Hail Mary Pass”
38 years ago today, Friday, November 23, 1984, Miracle in Miami took place. With 6 seconds left and Boston College Eagles down 4 points to Miami Hurricanes, BC’s QB Doug Flutie threw a 48- yard pass to WR Gerard Phelan in the end zone for the 47-45 win.pic.twitter.com/DeA6XQZFc6
I made my Thanksgiving chili today and it came out pretty good. I may make some cornbread tomorrow if I can find all the stuff. I read a random recipe on my phone when I bought the corn meal. I know we have corn meal and flour. I think it needed baking powder which may not be in an obvious place where a man would be able to locate it. I better check the recipe again in the morning before Paula leaves for work.
Jimbro, yep. Our GM has been navigating threats for the last few months. Customers threatening to kill all of the associates over a $5 price check. Cops show up 4 days later and dismiss. We have 287 shopping carts. 15 Amigos. We are so busy, that yesterday for a few hours, we had no carts. No Amigos. Fat bitch in total meltdown threatened to kill every one. Our GM is good about refunding their business and sending them elsewhere.
Refrigerator case. Every thing has the Easy Peasy. The 5 pack cinnamon buns are better than the 8 pack. WalMart equate is usually on point, but the Doughboy brings it. Bonne Maman pumpkin spice jam in lieu of cinnamon buns. Toast. I really wanted Cinnabons. Hoping Dan forgot a crucial ingredient and has to shop tomorrow
We wanted to buy local sourdough buns, but sold out. I want processed cinnamon rolls, but Dan is pushing toast. Processed food FTW. I want to thank the hostage foodies. A woman asked me for clarified butter. Oso: Ghee? Woman “Yes.” Oso “We don’t carry it”
Cornbread Recipe:
1 3/4 cup corn meal
1/4 cup flour (all purpose works for me, but Mom’s note references unbleached self-rising)
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
3 teaspoons baking powder (do not get these two confused)
3/4 teaspoons salt
2 eggs
3/4 cup butter milk (Mom’s note: plus a little more)
1/2 cup water
3 tablespoons butter (Mom’s note: try bacon drippings)
My personal addition: some chopped jalapenos, but nobody in my family likes “spicy” things. Any hint of “mouth burn” is instant turn-off.
Preheat oven to 425 F
Mix all ingredients except butter (or bacon grease) and heat desired fat in cast-iron skillet. Add hot fat to your batter and mix. Pour batter into cast-iron skillet and bake for 25-30 minutes.
I don’t have buttermilk. I’ve heard there’s a way to make buttermilk out of regular milk by putting something in it like vinegar or caviar or butter but I’ll stick with a non buttermilk version.
That recipe deserves its place at the recipe site for future reference
Looks great, Mitch!
I saw somewhere that cornbread made with whole ground corn is supposedly so much better than made with store cornmeal. They said the store cornmeal is what is left over after they remove the natural corn oil, etc. from the dry corn grains. When unprocessed with the oils and other stuff left intact, the flavor is phenomenal. Allegedly. I don’t know.
I’ll never have a grain mill, but if you are so inclined by diet, it’s supposed to be great eating.
after seeing Costner going all in for Butt-gig and Cheney I’m less likely to watch his Yellowstone special. Also haven’t started watching Yellowstone S5
Oi
Welcome snow monkey. How are you holding up?
ran the coffee without coffee so hot water. this is not a good start
got our jammies today yay!
wakey wakey
This poat needs more chest hair.
*unbuttons blouse*
Ha!
/puts on sultry music
Ollie Dog is 2 years old today. His brother from another father was a demon until about two years old and we were hoping for the same with him. My conservative estimate is 10% improvement compared with his maximum assholeishness.
He is a long and lean model of the ACD which makes it super easy for him to reach countertops and dirty dishes in the sink. Yesterday he knocked the butter off the counter and got a good chunk of it before the hammer came down. Like the world’s dumbest criminal he thinks the punishment is worth the reward.
Maybe when he’s 3 …
Dorkus wasn’t a garbage can hound for the first few years we had him. Then something changed, and we would start coming home finding trash strewn across the kitchen and had to start putting the rubbish can out on the porch.
He would then poop plastic wrappers and chunks of that absorbent mat the grocery store puts under the raw chicken for a day or two.
So much fun coming home in the evening ready to relax and having to pick up stinkables and mop the floor, instead.
We have a little lock on our garbage drawer. WOrks pretty well. Otto loves both the trash and butter.
LOL at Lumps. Which reminds me, it’s my turn to scrub the hump, we got company coming tomorrow. Tea tree oil or this jasmine stuff?
Tea tree, I love that super clean feeling!
Just took a peek at the dough I’ve been cold-proofing in the fridge for a couple days. Had to laugh. It’s the most dough I’ve made in one batch and it’s trying to escape. I put a pizza stone over it and a flat pan and it’s still pushing them up and trying to get out of the bowl. The top pan is pegged to the underside of the next shelf. I might have to put heavy stuff on that shelf.
you can’t contain the blob! yeastie beasties will win!
So! Since everyone in creation seems to think I should do everything BUT shop for T’giving stuff, I’m’a hit the stores Friday and just do it a day late.
Also, people who say you need to learn to say no, but also control your paycheck, should be exiled to the Outer Dark.
Though I could have last night if I’d blown off my traditionally-rescheduled Thursday support group (always on Tuesday Thanksgiving week) I probably could have. Eh. Priorities, I guess.
ugh, shopping on Black Friday? Here, just pull out my nose hairs instead.
Hehe: https://twitter.com/MeganFoxWriter/status/1595208591488831489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1595208591488831489%7Ctwgr%5E5e3c6b5d9afe903f37efe9c581c39be7f9cee320%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpjmedia.com%2Fnews-and-politics%2Fmegan-fox%2F2022%2F11%2F23%2Fthe-morning-briefing-when-kruiser-is-away-the-fox-will-play-n1648058
CO shooter is non-binary, now. They/Them shot up the gays.
I’ve decided I’m non-ternary, and part of that identity is not pandering to your 3rd option bullshit.
I’m going to wait a bit longer on the CO shooter deal. We simply no nothing about the motives … although that may mean something as well.
Here, just pull out my nose hairs instead.
*Gets out the tweezers*
Died Suddenly
https://rumble.com/v1wac7i-world-premier-died-suddenly.html
You might want to wait until after you eat before watching that as a section is about the fibrous masses embalmers are pulling out of people, young and old, all during the same time frame.
I’m going to wait a bit longer on the CO shooter deal. We simply no nothing about the motives … although that may mean something as well.
I predict:
– Shooter is gay, and was seeking revenge on mean friend/friends/butt buddy/butt buddies
– Shooter was in a fight with his mean drug dealer
When the truth is revealed the media will drop the story.
In the meantime the left and MSNBC have been slandering Matt Walsh and several other outspoken critics of queering children.
LOL Could Alisyn be any sadder or more disappointed at this news?
Alisyn wasn’t bad on Faux. Talk about selling out for a job!
Whores who can convince you that they like what you like are the ones who make bank. Alisyn will not starve until she hits the wall or develops a coke habit she can’t afford.
twitter: Catturd extends an olive branch to Kinzinger
new list of Brandon accomplishments to argue with at dinnner
How it started/How it’s going
banning ivermectin is a crime against humanity.
My parents are getting me a print of The Discovery of Phosphorus for Christmas. Gonna be a great addition to the living room.
Hahahahahaha
twitter: AOC and Elon have settled their differences
Amanda Milius is a filmmaker, daughter of the maker of the original Red Dawn. She worked for Trump.
*mansplaining because I’m not sure if you knew who she was
If I were young and single I think I’d go look up Lauren Southern.
I bet we’d make a great couple. I mean, she’s Canadian, but I think I could fix that.
Lauren, rawr.
no wonder everyone is hitting on her.
Not too shabby
https://www.gleamingstars.com/lauren-southern-hot-pictures/
I got a 14 inch pumpkin pie at costco.
oh sure, get me in trouble, jimbro
blocked at work
When the truth is revealed the media will drop the story.
——
It will instantly transform from “He was a conservative gay hater!” to GUNS!!! in a heartbeat.
Glenn Beck’s back up hosts were talking about the shooting and brought up a good point. No one was talking about drag queens until they started reading to kids in libraries. Conservatives in general do not care about adults doing weird drag queen shit on their own. Targeting kids for this is a whole other thing. Bringing them to gay clubs to watch them wiggle their asses in their faces is crossing several lines.
The title at the site says something about bikini pictures … there were no bikini pictures. She’s an attractive woman who is not afraid to dress well. Sometimes the outfit has less coverage than what you’d wear to church.
regardless, Lauren is a very pretty lady
We had a wood stork in our back yard today. Big ass bird. Also several flocks of ducks visiting the lagoon. Currently there is a singular duck just floating around. I wonder if it’s ill. He ain’t moving much
Storks have subspecies? We don’t have them here so that’s a surprise to me.
19 of them in fact, Leon. Also seen today: egrets, white ibis (lots of those around, I see them everywhere) and a heron. Haven’t seen the gator much. I think he mostly hands out at the other lagoon. There’s a tunnel that connects them.
Pretty sure the narrative changed to the gay killer was a victim of gay hate so he killed a bunch of gays.
It makes perfect sense if you don’t think about it all, which I’m doing.
why not 20?
You’re right Jay, that should be a nice round 20 storks. I’ll make another one.
egrets, I’ve seen a few
This nsfw duck flew down from a pond near Hotspur
https://tinyurl.com/33b8rscs
I didn’t mean for you guys to start horning in on my Lauren Southern lust.
Go find yourselves another hot conservative chick. They’re everywhere.
It’s one advantage we have over the left. Our women are sexy and intelligent.
Elon/AOC made me glar, as did angry duck.
Lauren is a perfectly lovely girl, but there’s no spark there to catch my eye.
Most hot women, especially conservatives, they have that something that comes across even in a photo that makes me fall for them.
Is Mary Katherine Ham a supermodel? No. But there’s something there that would make me fall for her instantly.
MKH is also a lovely lady. Smart as a whip too.
With a name like Mary Katherine how could you go wrong?
Nice Catholic girl you could bring home to meet Mom.
Operation Lizard extraction is on hold.
Operation Lizard rescue is a go.
Just learned about this guy today: https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/rapper-dan-sur-gets-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-into-scalp/
This is the game where I learned the term “Hail Mary Pass”
*gets gold chains implanted around peen*
well at least you won’t break the bank
*runs
Jimbro, traditionally that’s done with smooth pebbles.
“Ribbed for her pleasure” or something like that. And yes there are cultures that supposedly do this.
twitter: ladies, build those glutes!
Brought to you by the makers of Shake Weight
Last day at Big Ag Corp. Timesheet complete, I now await instructions for equipment return.
https://twitter.com/albert_celis1/status/1595499093287018496
https://twitter.com/Adrian_T86/status/1595494874010230784
“It’s raining juice!”
Umm…
Talking to my GM this morning after the WalMart shooting. No internals, just what is being released. Super scary.
The alleged shooter is a member of a protected class. This will disappear faster than the they/them shooter.
I made my Thanksgiving chili today and it came out pretty good. I may make some cornbread tomorrow if I can find all the stuff. I read a random recipe on my phone when I bought the corn meal. I know we have corn meal and flour. I think it needed baking powder which may not be in an obvious place where a man would be able to locate it. I better check the recipe again in the morning before Paula leaves for work.
We bought canned cornbread. It’s by the canned biscuits.
The only bread I’ve seen in a can is B&M Brown Bread
https://bmbeans.com/product/brown-bread-plain/
I’ve had it before, it’s okay but you have to have a bowl of beans in front of you to enjoy it.
Jimbro, yep. Our GM has been navigating threats for the last few months. Customers threatening to kill all of the associates over a $5 price check. Cops show up 4 days later and dismiss. We have 287 shopping carts. 15 Amigos. We are so busy, that yesterday for a few hours, we had no carts. No Amigos. Fat bitch in total meltdown threatened to kill every one. Our GM is good about refunding their business and sending them elsewhere.
Refrigerator case. Every thing has the Easy Peasy. The 5 pack cinnamon buns are better than the 8 pack. WalMart equate is usually on point, but the Doughboy brings it. Bonne Maman pumpkin spice jam in lieu of cinnamon buns. Toast. I really wanted Cinnabons. Hoping Dan forgot a crucial ingredient and has to shop tomorrow
Cornbread recipe: Horshack “OOH! OOH OOH OOH!”
*blows whistle, throws H2 OsoLingo flag*
Can I get a ruling on the field?
*refs huddle, review the tape*
*twelve seconds of bullshit signals*
*blows whistle again, game resumes but everybody still doesn’t know wtf just happened*
We wanted to buy local sourdough buns, but sold out. I want processed cinnamon rolls, but Dan is pushing toast. Processed food FTW. I want to thank the hostage foodies. A woman asked me for clarified butter. Oso: Ghee? Woman “Yes.” Oso “We don’t carry it”
Cornbread Recipe:
1 3/4 cup corn meal
1/4 cup flour (all purpose works for me, but Mom’s note references unbleached self-rising)
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
3 teaspoons baking powder (do not get these two confused)
3/4 teaspoons salt
2 eggs
3/4 cup butter milk (Mom’s note: plus a little more)
1/2 cup water
3 tablespoons butter (Mom’s note: try bacon drippings)
My personal addition: some chopped jalapenos, but nobody in my family likes “spicy” things. Any hint of “mouth burn” is instant turn-off.
Preheat oven to 425 F
Mix all ingredients except butter (or bacon grease) and heat desired fat in cast-iron skillet. Add hot fat to your batter and mix. Pour batter into cast-iron skillet and bake for 25-30 minutes.
I don’t have buttermilk. I’ve heard there’s a way to make buttermilk out of regular milk by putting something in it like vinegar or caviar or butter but I’ll stick with a non buttermilk version.
That recipe deserves its place at the recipe site for future reference
https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-to-make-buttermilk/
Mitch, sounds yummy.
Looks great, Mitch!
I saw somewhere that cornbread made with whole ground corn is supposedly so much better than made with store cornmeal. They said the store cornmeal is what is left over after they remove the natural corn oil, etc. from the dry corn grains. When unprocessed with the oils and other stuff left intact, the flavor is phenomenal. Allegedly. I don’t know.
I’ll never have a grain mill, but if you are so inclined by diet, it’s supposed to be great eating.
I might get a grain mill at some point. I really want to try growing rye and barley to turn into ‘shine.
habeneros go with cornbread quite well. They are quite sweet, when you get past the blistering heat
after seeing Costner going all in for Butt-gig and Cheney I’m less likely to watch his Yellowstone special. Also haven’t started watching Yellowstone S5
ugh, illegal immigrants bringing their dogs on the long march, then leave them when they get onto buses. really disliking these people, a lot.
Hater
hunchback out
buenas knockers, muchachitos
And Happy Thanksgiving!
Darkness enveloped Roland’s psyche.