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Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

Getting ready to say goodbye to 2020.

Now for the hunks.


Fake redhead for Carin

Mmm, coffee.
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Little Mare with a friend.

Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go.

Last, but not least.

And that will do for today.

Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.

UPDATE MJ: EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING LIE

UPDATE ROAMY: NO YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FUCKING MARXIST PIECE OF SHIT IN MY HHD POAT OR I WILL GIVE MJr A DRUM SET AND A 4th GRADE RECORDER HALF A TONE FLAT AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE MUSIC.

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December 30, 2020
Categories: 1979 Bitchez, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, Booze, Crime and Punishment, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags:auld lang syne, mistletoe is still up . Author: roamingfirehydrant

166 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 5:48 am

    morning slit misters

  2. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 6:48 am

    Lol, Jimbro.

  3. Comment by jam2 on December 30, 2020 7:10 am

    Is Randolph a gopher?

  4. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 7:17 am

    Bleargh. Not Thursday yet.

  5. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 7:38 am

    wakey wakey

  6. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 7:39 am

    Lol, Michelle Obama has been the most admired woman for a long time.

    These idiots literally couldn’t think of anyone else.

  7. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 7:49 am

    Admired for what? Honestly. Right now, Hannah’s more accomplished than Michelle. She got married and made connections, and it has been a free ride since then.

    Seriously, what are people “admiring”?

  8. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:50 am

    She was the SVP of diversity and inclusion at Northwestern Hospital.

  9. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:54 am

    Sorry, she was VP of Community Affairs at U of C Hospitals.

  10. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:56 am

    Same shit, if you think about it.

    She also worked for a big law firm, the city of Chicago, and started a non profit for something or other. And she went to both Princeton and Harvard.

    She’s a big deal. Still a cunt, though.

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:07 am

    Michael 0bama is the best argument against affirmative action I’ve ever seen. A mediocrity elevated to celebrity and wealth on nothing but skin color.

    Oprah is an agent of Satan, but at least she put some work into it.

  12. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 8:10 am

    Pretty sure her college writings came out and she wasn’t the big brain everyone said she was. [affirmative action]

    Honestly, though – I mean, I know I’m a partisan hack, but I have yet to ever be impressed by anything she’s said or done. LOTS of people go to Ivy leagues. And VP of community affairs … yea, not impressive. PRetty sure she got that job from connections.

  13. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 8:11 am

    And, of course, I am never impressed with credentials and titles.

    Hannah going to med school DESPITE her skin color. Not because of it.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:19 am

    Did Big Mike ever actually, you know, practice law? Or was it a “job” like all the ones Chelsea Clinton has had? You’d think there’d be some legal filings she supposedly authored, or a case record.

    Nada.

  15. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 8:24 am

    ” As First Lady, Obama served as a role model for women, and worked as an advocate for poverty awareness, education, nutrition, physical activity and healthy eating. She supported American designers and was considered a fashion icon.”

    see? How do I take that seriously?

  16. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 8:24 am

    That recent kayak photo of her was horrifying

  17. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 8:25 am

    Her thesis was mediocre, but so was mine. I try not to judge a 22 year old for their intellectual ability because frankly you’re kinda dumb at 22.

    But her writing wasn’t great either and that’s generally an indication of a strong intellect.

    I’m not really impressed with credentials that much or fancy schools but that doesn’t change the fact that most people are. The world generally runs on schmoozing and connections. Throw in her background and an amazing ability to schmooze and you’re going to get somewhere in life.

    Status:

    Still a cunt [x]

    Cuntless [x]

  18. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 8:28 am

    “She studied sociology and African American studies at Princeton University (B.A., 1985) in New Jersey before attending Harvard Law School (J.D., 1988). Returning to Chicago, she took a job as a junior associate at Sidley & Austin (now Sidley Austin LLP), where she specialized in intellectual property law. In 1989, while at the firm, she met Barack Obama, who had been hired as a summer associate. Seeking a more public-service-oriented career path, in 1991 she became an assistant to Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley. ”

    So, she was a junior associate for two years TOPS then became an assistant to the Mayor. She did various bs jobs until Barack got elected. Then it was all sorts of job-payback time:

    “Barack was elected to the Illinois Senate in 1996, and that year Michelle became the associate dean of student services at the University of Chicago, where she helped organize the school’s community outreach programs. In 2002 she became the executive director of community and external affairs for the University of Chicago. “

  19. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 8:29 am

    If your thesis is mediocre, then I’m not impressed by your college credentials. Period. End of line.

    Nothing she has done since is outside of “married a guy who was given the golden ticket by political powers”.

  20. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 8:30 am

    I updated this post with a buff picture of the blue lipped mother fucker.

    He is considered buff by the press, which might actually be accurate considering how effete they are.

  21. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 8:31 am

    Dude looks like melted candy.

  22. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 8:31 am

    Fashion icon in the Lipstick-On-A-Pig school of design

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:35 am

    Danica McKeller’s bachelor’s thesis paper (granted, she was one of 3 authors) told me that she had a genuine intellect.

    Then she did yoga videos and I knew that falling in love with her on Wonder Years was one of the rare times instinct had steered me entirely right.

  24. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 8:35 am

    I’m pretty shocked the Obama’s flew to Hawaii.

    I thought we weren’t supposed to travel.

  25. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:36 am

    I thought we weren’t supposed to travel.

    No no, you aren’t supposed to travel, serf. Tend your land and raise crops for your lord first and your family second.

  26. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 8:42 am

    Question for you, leon.

    I apparently started work on the 22nd. No one told me, but that was my start date. I’ve probably put in a grand total of 2 hours of actual work since then. I don’t even know who I report to, let alone what I should be doing. And no one seems to care or think I should be doing anything.

    Should I fill out my timesheet as if I was working? None of this makes sense. It’s just a huge graft on the government.

    I thought I could be ok with this but I’m not sure I can. Eventually I’ll get some work thrown my way but for now it’s very, very light.

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:42 am

    I feel newly inspired to seek fitness by the visage of the Incredible Melting 0.

  28. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:48 am

    Fill out your timesheet, spend working hours doing research of any kind, ask any POC you have if they need anything. Find or invent a task and start tracking it in whatever system you have.

    It’s the week between Christmas and New Year’s. Everywhere is a skeleton crew of people basically making sure nothing blows up until January right now. If you’re not busy by mid January, bail.

    If you know in your gut that this isn’t work you want and you can afford to be out of work for six months, you could go now. You could also stick around and get paid for those six months while you gather evidence for the whistle blowing, but don’t count on staying in that agency after you do it.

  29. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 8:52 am

    “I thought I could be ok with this but I’m not sure I can”

    I mentioned this to Laura yesterday.

    When I worked at Pratt & Whitney there were days I did nothing but walk around and drink coffee.

    I started to recognize others that were doing the same.

    It was horrible.

  30. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 8:54 am

    I’ve also been working on a thought for a bit. Lemme try it out here.

    Government at the local and federal level is staffed 2x by black folks. They make up 12% of the workforce but are a little over 20% of the fed and state government jobs. I wonder what kind of impact that has?

    Same for women. 60% of the state and federal jobs are staffed by women. That’s about 20% higher than the 50% of the total workforce they represent. Same question. What is the effect?

  31. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 9:06 am

    I’ve noticed the same. I imagine it’s a large part of why the federal workforce is so heavily dem. I don’t know what the exact effect is, but I don’t walk into any government office on any less than high alert.

  32. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 9:12 am

    Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:56 am
    Same shit, if you think about it.

    She also worked for a big law firm, the city of Chicago, and started a non profit for something or other. And she went to both Princeton and Harvard.

    She’s a big deal. Still a cunt, though.

    ——–

    Took Michelle a couple of times to pass the bar, so no mental giant there. And her “hospital board” job went away when she did.

    Also, I’ve read a thousand times that her written work is so riddled with mistakes that it is almost incomprehensible.

    Also, she is the poster child, as is her husband, for Affirmative Action. She would have gone nowhere on her own intelligence. That’s obvious by her speech.

  33. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 9:14 am

    She would have shtruggled.

  34. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 9:16 am

    This job is just a gap filler. My severance continues through Jan so I’m basically double dipping, albeit, at a much reduced rate. I planned on doing this while searching for a jerb. It takes time, and I knew with covid and the holidays, it would take longer than usual.

    More than anything GND was totally freaked out so I tried to alleviate the anxiety by taking a contracting position.

    Luckily I’m on a final round of interviews for a good position and have others lined up. At least 2 others are good prospects but I’m on the first interview.

    This has been maddening. I’m tracking my stats and I’ve interviewed with 13 companies.

    1 job I finished second. 2 the job went internal. 1 was cancelled although I was their first choice. I declined to move forward with 2 positions because of salary. 6 are in process. I took the contractor position.

  35. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 9:17 am

    Have you seen the pick of Michelle in a yellow corset dress being compared to Melania in a monotone outfit with a matching jacket?

    Holy shit, Michelle looks awful and she’s gotten fat. Guessing menopausal middle fat.

    The “author” was trying to tell us that Michelle looked fabulous (she didn’t) and Melania was all wrong (she wasn’t).

  36. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 9:19 am

    Gov’t jobs tend to go to who the gov’t workers in charge of hiring want them to go to. Guess what, it’s one of the most clannish working environments you can imagine! Because women hire women (but not women who outshine them) and minorities hire minorities (but not, well you figure it out). It becomes all about fiefdoms and featherbedding.

    And those are the people who aren’t actively malicious.

    Dad retired early for a reason. Every time I consider applying for a state job I remind myself of these facts and decide I have more self-worth than that.

  37. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 9:21 am

    The dress makes her boobs look strangely small while her middle looks strangely large. But, yeah, great choice Michelle.

    Wonder if that bitch is proud of her country again? You know, because more people than ever voted for an old, demented white guy, even got more votes than her “husband.” *snicker*

  38. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 9:22 am

    Who wears it better…Michelle O…or RuPaul?

  39. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 9:29 am

    I’ve also been working on a thought for a bit. Lemme try it out here.
    Government at the local and federal level is staffed 2x by black folks. They make up 12% of the workforce but are a little over 20% of the fed and state government jobs. I wonder what kind of impact that has?

    You are touching on evidence that reparations have already been paid, but nobody dares talk about it.

  40. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 9:44 am

    In a world where Stacy Abrams is the de facto governor of GA and her sister is a judge who can decide that voter rolls cannot be purged when people move, reparations is a sick joke.

  41. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 9:47 am

    “Reparations” = “tribute”.

    This is not going to end well for anyone.

  42. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 9:54 am

    You are touching on evidence that reparations have already been paid, but nobody dares talk about it.
    —————————
    Yeah, I considered that. I also thought about how our government isn’t representative of the people it’s intended to serve.

    I was also trying to compare it to the last company I worked for where most of the senior leaders were women. It was…difficult. Think HS but with power and money.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:10 am

    Yeah, I considered that. I also thought about how our government isn’t representative of the people it’s intended to serve.

    Depends on the part you’re talking about. The elected folks are demographically very different from the Permanent Office Dweller types. The lure of government employment used to be a steady-but-low paycheck and the promise of benefits for tedious but necessary work. As the demographics and technology have changed, the low paychecks have gone by the wayside (“we need higher salaries to attract top talent!”) and much of the tedious work got automated while the jobs remained.

  44. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:12 am

    There is something deeply wrong with the world where I know unequivocally that I could not get hired at the Secretary of State office for any position, none of which requires much beyond literacy, an IQ over 85, and a pulse.

  45. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:19 am

    The project lead put together a document for us.

    It says

    Gather surveys
    Analyze data
    Decipher if a new survey is needed
    Explore current state
    Generate recommendations
    Research
    Compose future state

    I’m going to add this:

    Am I hungry?
    Yes, it seems I am hungry.
    Am I still hungry?
    Yes, I am still hungry.
    I should eat.
    What should I eat?
    Make sammich.

  46. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:20 am

    Decipher if a new survey is needed

    THIS IS NOT DECIPHERING YOU ILLITERATE SHITS!

  47. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:23 am

    I’m not kidding. That’s a subliterate moron feigning a strong vocabulary who should be fired. With prejudice. Out of a cannon.

  48. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:27 am

    He makes about 175K a year.

  49. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:29 am

    The girl I met with this morning was very nice.

    She told me there will be a lot of days where there will be nothing to do.

    And that I should try to learn as much as possible by doing research.

    LOL

  50. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 10:29 am

    It takes me seven years to clear that. Shit like this may not be strictly why I have diagnosed depression but it sure as fuck ain’t helping.

  51. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:32 am

    He makes about 175K a year.

    He might be paid that much, but he sure as fuck isn’t earning it.

    Take his job, ASAP. It’s the only way forward.

  52. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:33 am

    No way. I need goals and to be under the gun. I like to work quickly and and get paid for what I’m delivering.

  53. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 10:34 am

    If I had a do-little job that raked in $175k a year I might still be depressed, but I’d at least be comfortable in my misery. With a place of my own again and a decent vehicle.

    Wish I had the connections or, ahem, proper attributes to swing a gig like that.

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:36 am

    No way. I need goals and to be under the gun. I like to work quickly and and get paid for what I’m delivering.

    He could be doing things, the reason he isn’t isn’t that there’s nothing to do, it’s that he can do nothing and get away with it.

  55. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:37 am

    This is so cool. Everyone is from another contract, which is the lingo for ‘I move from temp spot to temp spot on the grift.’

  56. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:39 am

    Dude. We need to get a contract or whatever.

    I’m black. Let’s do this.

  57. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 10:42 am

    And gay. That counts for something right?

  58. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 10:43 am

    Basically we need the foreign worker program to bring over people to do the work you fucking grifters won’t do.

  59. Comment by PepeLp on December 30, 2020 10:53 am

    Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 10:34 am

    Wish I had the connections or, ahem, proper attributes to swing a gig like that.

    ========

    Dude, buy a wig and a dress. They can’t not hire you. It worked for that “guy” in Pennsylvania.

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:55 am

    Dude. We need to get a contract or whatever.

    I’m down. I can make work product in my spare time and we’ll both look good. I could use a second salary.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:59 am

    I can be hispanic if the situation calls for it. I’ve got Iberian ancestry and the 23&me to prove it. My wife can own the company and we can be a woman-and-veteran-owned small business.

  62. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 11:01 am

    If I wanted to hang out in a democrat shithole I’d go to huffpo.

  63. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 11:06 am

    Hotspur, we’ll get more done grifting than the current folks have in years, out of boredom if nothing else. I can code data science stats without breaking a sweat, BroTim can put things into Excel for the PHB types that can’t read anything else, and MJ can do bidness development.

  64. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 11:10 am

    I also can do Publisher and Powerpoint. Skills with mediocre tools for informing mediocre tools.

  65. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 11:11 am

    And I’ll continue to build buildings. You know – shit that actually makes a difference in the world.

  66. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 11:16 am

    Why don’t you do that and we’ll be a sub for the prime?

    I have a pretty good resume and credentials and what not. I’m fairly confident if we mixed my skill set with yours we’d be fine.

    My skill set includes pounding your mom and sitting around doing ‘research’ on pounding your mom.

  67. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 11:29 am

    We make the money to pay Hotspur for the buildings our employers don’t know exist. Eventually when we’ve siphoned enough money and put enough backdoors into the gov’t systems we retreat to the well-appointed compound we built at taxpayer expense and have a good laugh as all the information we downloaded winds up in “proper hands”.

    …I mean hell, it’s what they did to us, turnabout’s fair play.

  68. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 11:32 am

    Is that really a picture of the lightbringer up there?

  69. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 11:40 am

    Hotspur, I don’t get to make buildings. My work is primarily cybersecurity and data analysis toward that end. It’s not glamorous and I can’t show it to you in a way that most folks would even understand, but it’s not worthless, especially when so much infrastructure has moved to that milieu. If I genuinely thought that I was being paid to do work not worth doing, I’d quit.

    That’s why I quit F*rd, even though that’s one of the few jobs I’ve had where there was a genuine physical product. I realized it was one the world didn’t need and maybe shouldn’t even have.

  70. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 11:48 am

    Is that really a picture of the lightbringer up there?
    ————————
    Buff

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 11:55 am

    If we were really to do this, I would actually throw myself into it and do the best work I could. I’m livid that so many companies (and universities) grift on the .gov gravy train and leave substandard garbage and half-finished pilots in place.

  72. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 12:22 pm

    It was said in jest as a response to you jack holes conspiring to grift the govt. I don’t actually think there is a person here who grifts.

  73. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 12:23 pm

    Well, maybe Jay. We don’t really know what Jay does, do we?

  74. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 12:27 pm

    Coming out of the rabbit hole of research on Michelle Obama, I give you this review of her autobiography:

    https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/11/michelle-obama-becoming-book-review

  75. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 12:36 pm

    Jay is a FPOS.

    Duh.

  76. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 12:39 pm

    I still don’t understand why people all pretend that celebrities write their autobiographies.

    They don’t. Generally they talk to a writer who puts their stories into prose.

    Also, Michelle Obama is a FPOS. Her husband is a MPOS.

  77. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 12:47 pm

    Obama’s tits will never make BBF…too saggy. And we’ve had some real saggers.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 12:54 pm

    Most celebrities don’t even read their autobiographies.

  79. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 12:57 pm

    Coming out of the rabbit hole of research on Michelle Obama, I give you this review of her autobiography:

    https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/11/michelle-obama-becoming-book-review

    ——–

    I read the headline and the first few paragraphs and thought, well, Vanity Fair is full of a bunch of k*nts and this is more proof.

    if you think Michelle is “accomplished” you probably also think Antifa is tough. (I used that example because I just saw a wonderfully hilarious video of an Antifa pussy getting slapped by a guy who looks like a normal Texas guy and it made my day.)

  80. Comment by mare on December 30, 2020 1:00 pm

    I like the first hunk’s lips but I just wonder how many dicks they’ve been around.

    But I mean that in a nice way.

  81. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 1:01 pm

    Coming out of the rabbit hole of research on Michelle Obama, I give you this review of her autobiography:

    If you got past this part:

    In her debut memoir, Michelle Obama—ever the reluctant symbol—sometimes struggles to reconcile her extraordinary accomplishments with the groundedness she’s worked hard to maintain.

    you’re an idiot.

  82. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2020 1:08 pm

    MJ’s TO DO file

  83. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2020 1:10 pm

    Theological quest for Leon

  84. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 1:12 pm

    Theological quest for Leon

    Mike0 must have a huge cult.

  85. Comment by lauraw on December 30, 2020 1:12 pm

    Remember when Sandy Berger smuggled secret docs out of a government facility in his socks? Seems almost quaint these days.

  86. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 1:14 pm

    I thought they were stuffed in his shorts.

  87. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 1:16 pm

    Hotspur, I admit I couldn’t skim it. It was just too much for me. But yea – I saw that part and chortled.

  88. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 1:16 pm

    Glad to see Pupster is still with us.

  89. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 1:18 pm

    So, a friends showed up at crossfit today who’s been going since Covid. We see things different on just about everything, but we get along pretty well.

    She told me I’d feel differently if I’d lost someone to Covid. I responded- well, I have lost people to the lockdown affect of covid. I have friends that lost parents in nursing homes because what’s the point of living if you’re along for who knows how long.

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 1:19 pm

    Theological quest for Leon

    I’m not saying they’re right, but I would definitely listen to their missionaries and take any literature they offered.

    Glad to see Pupster is still with us.

    He ded. Poatin’ from Purgatorio.

  91. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 1:37 pm

    So, a friends showed up at crossfit today who’s been going since Covid. We see things different on just about everything, but we get along pretty well.
    She told me I’d feel differently if I’d lost someone to Covid. I responded- well, I have lost people to the lockdown affect of covid. I have friends that lost parents in nursing homes because what’s the point of living if you’re along for who knows how long.
    ————————————
    I’ve started answering these types of moral preening / guilt questions more honestly.

    It’s like the ‘out of respect’ thing. People are surprised to hear that respect shouldn’t be given out for existing.

    But in general, people expect what, in parents generations, used to be earned.

    Also Michelle Obama is a fat, mannish looking Sasquatch.

  92. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2020 1:50 pm

    I don’t want to go on the cart.

  93. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 1:50 pm

    Do you still have the MR2, pups?

  94. Comment by PepeLp on December 30, 2020 1:53 pm

    Comment by lauraw on December 30, 2020 1:12 pm
    Remember when Sandy Berger smuggled secret docs out of a government facility in his socks?
    =====

    And nothing happened to him. Nothing ever happens to the favored political class.

  95. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 2:05 pm

    Member when wassisname went to jail for not registering as a foreign agent and some tax issues.

    Hunter Biden is literally in the same position but nothing will happen. He’ll pay a fine or back taxes…maybe. But nothing else.

    I couldn’t even imagine how awesome it would be to know that you can very publicly do cocaine your entire adult life and suffer no consequences at all.

    My favorite Hunter Biden thing was when he crashed a rental car, left coke residue all over it, crashed it, then they gave him another one and he returned it with a crack pipe and coke on the dash.

    We’d be in jail.

  96. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2020 2:06 pm

    I gave the MR2 away a while back MJ. I have a 1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 now that is rotting away in my garage.

  97. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 2:12 pm

    Oh cool.

    Can I have it when you die later this week?

  98. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 2:16 pm

    I couldn’t even imagine how awesome it would be to know that you can very publicly do cocaine your entire adult life and suffer no consequences at all.

    Based on some of the emails from The Laptop, I think it actually eats at him. There’s a human in there, somewhere, who was born into something more profoundly evil than any Mafia family, and knows it. I think all the vice indulgence is — at least in part — him trying to numb himself from it.

  99. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2020 2:18 pm

    I’m taking it with me.

  100. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 2:32 pm

    Mitsubishis are not allowed in Heaven. Only Porsches and Minis.

    Oh wait. Never mind. You’re good.

  101. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2020 2:43 pm

    Fixd. **gives MJ the I-will-cut-you look**

    In other news, I have never been much of a dog person. I’m allergic to dogs, so I didn’t grow up with them, and my in-laws’ collies were bred to be beautiful, not intelligent. Mini-me’s boyfriend’s dog is a mutt (boxer, pit, not sure what else, but short hair and not shedding at the moment) and a very sweet, intelligent dog. I’m actually going to miss him when MMB goes home. Going to miss MMB, too.

    Plus the dog is helping keep the holiday pounds off of me. I don’t have to walk him, but I enjoy it.

  102. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 2:45 pm

    You can drive a Ford LTD to Hell, though. I saw the documentary a while back.

  103. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 2:45 pm

    I only did that so I could call you a racist for taking down His Holiness’ picture.

    I swear.

  104. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 2:46 pm

    https://www.imcdb.org/v304660.html

  105. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2020 2:55 pm

    In the words of Rosetta then, I am a proud racist.

  106. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2020 2:57 pm

    I’m white, so I’m a racist no matter what I do. I so enjoyed AOC and Ilhan Omar turning on Obama. Sooner or later, everyone fails their tests.

  107. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 3:02 pm

    Heh. Gracious Hosts’ dogs have helped me tremendously the past few months. I’ve taken to calling them my “substitute therapists”. Nothing like a couple of sweet, affectionate fur-faces to make the day melt away. Hope to someday have one of my own.

  108. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 3:03 pm

    Also, RIP Dawn Wells. Ginger wins by outlasting Mary Ann.

  109. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2020 3:14 pm

    I don’t think I will get a dog, there’s still a lot of traveling I’d like to do, but this past week has been a big change in my attitude.

  110. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2020 3:15 pm

    I think Ginger is the only one left from Gilligan’s Island.

  111. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 3:19 pm

    Unpopular opinion, but

    Ginger > Mary-Anne

  112. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2020 3:23 pm

    I agree.

  113. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2020 3:24 pm

    Mary Ann aged better.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 3:38 pm

    Well, she just stopped aging, and Ginger still is, so I have at least one counterargument…

  115. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2020 3:44 pm

    I want Pupster’s panic rifles.

  116. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2020 3:50 pm

    leon and hs have been smoking hunters crack

  117. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2020 3:58 pm

    I’m taking those too.

  118. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 4:03 pm

    Ginger had kids, Mary Ann never did. Could account for the aging difference.

  119. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2020 4:04 pm

    not enough room in the Mitsubishi for all that. gotta be choosy

  120. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 4:24 pm

    The mycleium has formed a new ridge of mushrooms. The moist slit has had to expand to accommodate the new growth.

  121. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2020 4:31 pm

    wow, a gop senator grew a pair. Hawley from MO will object to electoral college certification of Biden.

  122. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 4:34 pm

    Hawley’s been one of the gutsier Senators. Let’s see how it pans out.

  123. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 4:41 pm

    Brother Tim, check your stompershack.

  124. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 5:40 pm

    More talent in one of her fat rolls than in Mike’s entire body

    https://tinyurl.com/ybta9vyt

  125. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 5:48 pm

    Darling, is that a new cologne you’re wearing?

    https://nypost.com/2020/12/27/covid-19-survivors-experiencing-smells-of-fish-burnt-toast/

  126. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 5:51 pm

    I had that for a little while after I got over it.

  127. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2020 5:53 pm

    well the burnt toast is a stroke, right?

  128. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 6:16 pm

    New dogs are in and it’s agitating like a champ.

  129. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 6:35 pm

    Scott sprinkled Hunter’s crack on his burnt toast

  130. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 6:53 pm

    Apropos to nothing, apparently my Thunderbird install made the switch of email servers without missing a beat. Always good to know.

  131. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 6:58 pm

    That was a great repair.

    $5 worth of dogs and 10 minutes of labor.

    Old tired washing machine works like new.

  132. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2020 7:11 pm

    I had to do that once. Took a while to debug what it was. I had to replace the bearing 3X before the motor rod was stripped out, and had to buy a new washer.

  133. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:14 pm

    You’ve enslaved dogs to wash your clothes?

    Jeez. Maybe the lefties are right about us. We’re monsters – or at least you are.

  134. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 7:24 pm

    I’m waiting for someone to hook a spinning bike up to a washing machine and get hipster enviroweenie womyn to buy it.

  135. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2020 7:25 pm

    haha, I’m surprised too, leon. Seems like a logical step.

    *feeds the schnauzers, have a load of whites to go in

  136. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:53 pm

    I think I have Covid. Everywhere I’ve been today smelled like peppermint.

    My house, and the barber shop.

    Yep. I’m a goner.

  137. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 7:56 pm

    I wonder if cross fit has an exercise where the cult members pick up a giant ball filled with water, detergent, and dirty clothes and shake it around for about 20 mins.

    That would be a good idea.

  138. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 8:00 pm

    Somebody in Northampton Ma (lesbian capital of the Nation) started a green trash hauling business.

    They have a fleet of bicycles with trailers and their business is booming.

    I laugh every time I think about it.

  139. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 8:08 pm

    How long has beasnsnssns been gone?

  140. Comment by PepeLp on December 30, 2020 8:19 pm

    Just heard from a friend in New Jersey. He’s a chef, and they are catering a wedding for 300 tonight. In his county, the cops refuse to enforce illegal orders. They say if it’s made a law, they’ll enforce but for now they are ignoring the governor’s mandate.

  141. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 8:36 pm

    I just checked their website, they are doing moves now too.

    Tandem trailers for that.

    Pedal People, doesn’t sound like a cult at all.

  142. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2020 8:53 pm

    I wonder if they would have delivered Carin’s package faster than the USPS

  143. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 9:00 pm

    I sort of love the idea of garbage pedaling lesbians. Or pedaling lesbian garbagemen.

    Tomato clamato.

  144. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2020 9:02 pm

    I’m making pretzel bread tomorrow.

    If you guys are good I’ll smoosh some through the computer.

  145. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 9:18 pm

    That sounds like overtime.

  146. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 9:30 pm

    If you research pretzel bread on Friday, it’s probably double time.

  147. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 9:48 pm

    Just gotta find the right charge number.

    Rising dough sounds like reviewing growth over time.

  148. Comment by scott on December 30, 2020 9:51 pm

    Make some graphs, they will have to pay you.

  149. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:06 pm

    Make then in gnuplot first. That way you can convert them to Excel later.

  150. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2020 10:09 pm

    Done right, a graph can be made so obscure and confusing that it will enlighten nobody, while convincing them of its brilliance so well that everybody simply nods silently as if it were the ultimate receptacle of wisdom.

  151. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:16 pm

    Do box-and-whisker plots. Your project lead will just nod and affirm your brilliance because he’s an illiterate dipshit who’ll be too afraid of admitting he doesn’t know WTF he’s looking at.

  152. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:17 pm

    I did not realize that I’m older than Ron DeSantis.

  153. Comment by jam2 on December 30, 2020 10:20 pm

    Mrs. Howell >Ginger > Mary-Anne

  154. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2020 10:23 pm

    WTF, Jam? Got a fetish for the post-menopausal, or is it a Ben Franklin thing?

  155. Comment by jam2 on December 30, 2020 10:24 pm

    “”UPDATE ROAMY: NO YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FUCKING MARXIST PIECE OF SHIT IN MY HHD POAT OR I WILL GIVE MJr A DRUM SET AND A 4th GRADE RECORDER HALF A TONE FLAT AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE MUSIC.””

    hahahahaaaaaaa!!!

  156. Comment by jam2 on December 30, 2020 10:26 pm

    it’s the hat

  157. Comment by ChrisP on December 31, 2020 12:05 am

    I suspect alcohol was involved…

  158. Comment by PepeLp on December 31, 2020 12:12 am

    So, have you noticed increased monitoring by the NSA ChrisP?

  159. Comment by ChrisP on December 31, 2020 12:18 am

    Not so far, but Who the fuck knows…
    Back when we were doing software for 23+ countries, there used to be a ‘Non De-script’ stretch van with govmt plates driving by twice a day. After we got out of that, no more van.
    We also don’t have a Sat send/rec terminal here. That may have made a difference…

  160. Comment by Sean M. on December 31, 2020 4:12 am

    Deborah encouraged Raquel’s promiscuity.

  161. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 31, 2020 7:06 am

    I was expecting to see this pushed down like the fat kid at recess. Good morning.

  162. Comment by Brother Tim on December 31, 2020 7:11 am

    OK, so NOW it’s Thursday.

    God help me, if I wake up tomorrow in my old apartment, it’s 2020 again and “I Got You, Babe” is playing…

  163. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 31, 2020 7:19 am

    LOL, BroTim. I got my black-eyed peas for tomorrow.

  164. Comment by Car in on December 31, 2020 7:46 am

    “LSU Health Shreveport Chancellor G.E. Ghali explained that Letlow died from a heart attack after a procedure related to COVID-19. “It’s devastating to our entire team,” he said. “He had no underlying conditions. It was just COVID.””

    Huh. Seems like it was more than just Covid. Heart attack after an operation. Unless they want to start claiming that operations are normal during Covid and that a side effect of the operation is a heart attack.

  165. Comment by Car in on December 31, 2020 7:47 am

    I mean, I know a woman who died of a sinus infection. Death isn’t usually the outcome.

  166. Comment by Pupster on December 31, 2020 7:56 am

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2020/12/31/all-of-meme/


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