Hi!!! Well, you made it another week. Don’t you feel special? Don’t you feel like something has been accomplished?
I don’t either, so fuck it.
I wrote this song for a guy named Iggy Pop way back in 197somthing. He was high as fuck, and really needed to eat a sandwich, but he locked me in a room filled with stuffed bunnies, and screamed at me to come up with something that endless fucktards could cover in order to prove that they know something about…what was I saying? Oh right. Fuck it. Now Anthony Keidis looks like Iggy Pop. Everything that is new is old.
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Today’s hottie is hot (nsfw). She learned how to trade showing her boobies for money just a few years back, and quickly rocketed to fame in a gentleman’s magazine that starts with P, ends with Y, and has an LAYBO in the middle. Please welcome Iryna Ivanova!!1!1!!!!!! She really does have great cans, doesn’t she?
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Hostage Poetry Slam:
So much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with links of stoopid
beside the white
fucksize chickens.
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1618 – Johannes Kepler discovers the third law of planetary motion.
1817 – The New York Stock Exchange is founded.
1911 – International Women’s Day is launched in Copenhagen, Denmark, by a socialist sexy bitch that needs to make me a sammich.
1917 – The United States Senate votes to limit filibusters by adopting the cloture rule.
1936 – Daytona Beach Road Course holds its first oval stock car race.
1957 – Egypt re-opens the Suez Canal after the Suez Crisis.
1979 – Philips demonstrates the Compact Disc publicly for the first time.
1983 – U.S. President Ronald Reagan calls the Soviet Union an “evil empire”.
2004 – A new constitution is signed by Iraq’s Governing Council.
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Drink of the Week
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Perhaps the greatest BBF post of all time.
*takes rest of the day off
It’s too early for boobs.
She has sort of a doll face. Not like “she’s a dollface”, but she has a face like a doll.
I am assuming another post op tranny.
A pretty one with big fake boobs.
I am assuming another post op tranny.
Smart move, vman.
It’s going to take a loong time for MJ to build back our trust.
Her areolae are too wide for her to have been born a man, unless (s)he was extra unfortunate.
Aureola.
I think that’s a shadow.
If it’s a shadow, Vmax could still be right.
A shadow? Odd, that they didn’t airbrush it away.
Probably shadow + aura + airbrush.
riiiiiiiight
Las pezónas gigantes viernes.
riiiiiiiight
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I agree.
That was my best effort at “big nipples Friday”.
Where’s Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/aqgvlp6
Probably got the article wrong.
To show how deeply I respect women, and wish to protect them from the evil of men, I remind all the men here not to rape a woman today.
I also remind the women to have a witty joke ready, because the answer to violence are words and reason. Humor disarms.
Carry on
/Sarcastic PSA
>> Aureola.
*nods*
*rapes the Spanish language*
*airbrushes myself some bigger boobs
Dumb trivia of the day: the clip with Reagan is from 1964’s The Killers and is the last movie he made before going into politics. Watched it in “Literature and Film” class while eating jellybeans.
It’s jobs friday
There. Now this placer is respectable again.
Crocheted bikini ftw.
National Women’s Day link machine-gunning FTW.
Ronald effing Reagan bitch-slap may be the greatest gif I have ever seen.
There. Now this placer is respectable again.
This is fucking bullshit.
Morning children. Outstanding poat MJ. 1911: International ….. is the best series of links ever. Cute girl too. You deserve a reward.
You just watch yourself there
*takes Iryna out of the backup BBF folder
While I was expecting boob jiggles or some such with the planetary motion link. It was an unexpectedly cool gif
*airbrushes myself some bigger boobs
You mean like these? (NSFW)
http://tinyurl.com/bgz6pyq
The drink video doesn’t work for me.
Why do you have to oppress me like this?
***NSFW***
http://is.gd/zPWtuI
That’s weird. Somehow Flash Player pissadeared off my computer.
***NSFW***
http://is.gd/zPWtuI
That’s gross, MJ.
What were you thinking?
NSFW
Wow. Totally and completely perverted.
Where’s Mare? I hope she doesn’t click my link.
You know how she gets.
Carin?
http://tinyurl.com/atrjx7b
I would never work at Applebees.
J’AMES!!! THANK YOU FOR THE BOTTLE!!!!
I have plans for it. Big plans 😀
Do you worky worky all week?
J’AMES!!! THANK YOU FOR THE BOTTLE!!!!
Awesome, I’m glad the USPS didn’t break it.
I have today off. Then I worky worky all weekend.
I’m debating whether or not to turn tomorrow into an all-day dealio.
Isn’t that supposed to be dealo, Car in?
Nope. I’ve been writing it as dealio for about 7+ years now, and I don’t aim to change.
Take it up with the folks at Protein Wisdom. they’ve grown used to my foibles.
If you like your dealio you can keep your dealio.
That nasty asshole Thor used to pick nits with my foibles, and I told him to piss up a rope and did it MORE to piss him off. There was another that bugged him, and I upped the usage, but I can’t remember what it was at this moment.
No one is going to sequester my dealio.
Such language.
We’ll just leave that one lie there.
lay there? Hmm, that doesn’t look right.
MJ thinks I’m a Mexican. Which is funny.
I’m actually, a Mexican’t.
Well I didn’t take Vman’s advice. I raped the blog this morning.
I think it is absolutely hilarious that one day a person is white and the oppressor, but the next they are a minority and the victim.
At some point a meeting was held with a ton of highly paid people discussing the transition from white to hispanic for Portuguese Americans.
I don’t care about minority status so long as I get to keep being the oppressor.
At some point a meeting was held with a ton of highly paid people discussing the transition from white to hispanic for Portuguese Americans.
I’ve decided to throw in the towel on principles and just find a way to get one of these jobs for long enough to afford an escape to Belize.
Morning people who like and/or are boobs!
She seems nice.
Look upon the giant douche with awe!!
http://tinyurl.com/a76mjw7
I’ve decided to throw in the towel on principles and just find a way to get one of these jobs for long enough to afford an escape to Belize.
Take us with you.
Gah! Trying to get quotes for a new shop. Looks like it will cost closer to $80k instead of the $50k I was hoping for. $20K for just the concrete slab. Fuck me.
Also, found a broken water line today, so instead of working on a knife in my warm shop, I’ll be digging in 55mph winds. Fuck me twice……….
20k for a concrete slab? wow.
*big ass slab*
Round 3 will be scheduled for the week after next.
^^^what’s he talking about now?
Jay?
http://imgur.com/NlIf478
Job in the Virgin Islands. Sounds sort of interesting. The company was founded by one of the guys who also founded Freedomworks.
Well, see here’s the thing: it makes as much sense to declare Portuguese people ‘hispanic’ as it does to declare French people ‘hispanic.’
Different language, different country. Neighbors, yes. Peninsula-pals, even. But not the same.
Well, they all sorta come from the same stew eventually.
I’m surrounded by brown people pretending to be white.
*panics
In other words “Obama woodshedded us, and we drank the cum.”
Concrete floor? Well la-te-da.
$20k slab? Dude, that works to about 4,500 s.f.
What are you going to do in this shop?
On the flip side, you thought you could build a shop for under $20 a square foot?
Okay, finally explored this post. Gave it a thumbs up and a “like.” I don’t care about the women (war on women!!) but your links are always excellent, MJ and of course, you are a natural in the videos.
I liked the ending, “fantastic!”
‘In other words “Obama woodshedded us, and we drank the cum.””
Right, Hotspur. And Graham is a big enough ass to act like what he did was more important than what Paul did….giant asshole.
I sent McCain and Graham this yesterday morning:
Your actions on the Senate floor today are reprehensible.
Instead of berating Senator Paul for asking simple questions that the American people want answers to, and instead of palling around with Obama at dinner last night, perhaps you should have been standing with Senator Paul on the Senate floor in opposition to this lawless president.
That’s the problem with you “lifers” though. You can’t stand anyone horning in on your camera time.
If you were running for office in my state, I’d be voting democrat for the first time in my life – same thing.
McCain’s office didn’t respond. Graham responded by saying he doesn’t have time for people outside of S. Carolina.
Couple of giant pitchers and catchers there.
Which is which?
I don’t want the Republicans “to work with” Obama. They are too stupid and will lose either the fight outright or the PR game anyway.
All I want those seat fillers to do is HOLD THE LINE. Fight against, not with.
Anyone who thinks that “we” agree and should honor any Obama policy has not been paying attention.
If McCain and Graham are stupid enough to think “we” care about a “budget” if it means 600 million in new taxes, they need to cancel the next lemon party and start reading their emails.
“That’s the problem with you “lifers” though. You can’t stand anyone horning in on your camera time.”
I linked a tweet with exactly that message yesterday. McCain can’t stand someone other than himself hogging the camera time.
Mare, let’s go rape and pillage.
Well, Carl Levin is stepping down at the end of his term. I wonder what giant douche the cockslobbering unions will run in his place.
No raping.
Bout time. He needs to take Sander with him.
Kwame is available.
Or – here’s an idea – Coleman Young’s illegitimate child who re-named hisself Coleman Young Jr to run for office around Detroit.
Levin retiring, Harkin retiring. The long standing dems are going away.
Too Slowly, but still…
Or – here’s an idea – Coleman Young’s illegitimate child who re-named hisself Coleman Young Jr to run for office around Detroit.
Gross, is that true?
Doesn’t matter Jay. No way the LIVs in Michigan will elect anything other than a democrat.
*subscribes to Hotspur’s newsletter*
Well done, MJ! http://i.imgur.com/CMiIX.jpg
Same in Iowa, HS. Harkin will be replaced by someone even worse, I fear. Someone like Vilsack (either spouse), Culver (just voted out as governor in favor of an ex-GOP governor), Fallon (ultra lib), or the crazy doctor who runs against Grassley every 6 years (Spencer?).
Where the heck has Clint been? We need him for movie reviews and updates.
I raped the blog this morning.
So the words and reason didn’t work so well.
*gives the blog a whistle*
HA! Good one Vman.
*tells blog to immediately become a martial arts expert*
Hotspur, the same electorate gave us Snyder. He’s not perfect, but if he had someone even close to that in place of Levin, it’d be huge.
Name one person who could do it.
Shit, we can’t even get Stabenow out, FFS.
*blog, if you vomit and say you’re menstruating maybe MJ will stop*
I hope it will serve as the beginning of a new, long-overdue paradigm where people in elected office actually begin talking to each other about meaningful issues.
I don’t want them to ‘talk’ to each other. I want them to be punching each other in the snoot. I want someone to uphold the Constitution. I want them to get and hold a day job and only meet once a year.
It’s always ‘our side’ who has to take the snoot punch and like it. Graham needs to hit a city park for his diddling and not the democrat changing room.
Clintbird is having retina repair surgery done, so he can’t see us. Or the bewbs.
Name one person who could do it.
Well, see, that’s where my plan falls apart.
Okay, here’s something retarded–the new Soylent site.
Adjust your controls accordingly, if you give a shit.
Oh, and yeah–very nice cans.
I suspect Mike Bouchard will try. Patterson might’ve before the car crash.
Cbullit is slumming here now?
Thanks, xbrad.
*gives the blog a whistle*
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Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. Well done.
I don’t think the peas are going in this weekend http://is.gd/g4za34
Scott, not to be a downer, but I think you bought snow, not rabbit shit.
I have some baby pea pods growing from what Laura sent me Scott
This is how I started my email to McCain:
Dear President McCain,
Oops.
MJ Mare sent me this
http://tinyurl.com/bx7shbt
This is how I started my email to McCain:
Dear John McCain,
Tell your daughter to shut her whore mouth
Dear President McCain,
*slow clap*
HS
40’x50′ shop with a 20’x50′ covered carport/place to park and work on equipment along one side. Wood frame construction with metal siding. Works out to a 50’x60′ slab, 4″ thick with 12″x24″ footing all the way around. 1″ Styrofoam insulation.
Building estimate $48k, slab $20k, spray foam insulation (diy) $6k.
Greetings, dillweeds.
MJ Mare sent me this
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Aww. Looks like my baby.
Since the footings and insulation are part of the $20k, that makes a bit more sense.
Generally, we pay $3.65/sf for a 4″ slab with air entrainment. I’m not sure what climate you live in, so air might not be needed. If not, make it $3.55.
I could see the footings adding another 8 or 9 depending on what you have to do with the spoils, so it sounds like you’re in the right ballpark after all.
Hahahha….mare loves Vman. That IS my whistle, exactly.
*mutter-mutter ‘effin contractors mutter*
I sent Graham and McCain an email. It started,
Hey, dipshits,
S.Weasel has the dead pool open. She’s considering sending original artwork instead of spotted dick for the prize.
http://sweasel.com/
No wire in the slab Pepe? A sinkhole might eat you one day.
I recognize the farther away one gets from big government the fewer regulations there are. There are still places where the only permits required to build is for the well and septic field.
Unfortunately as much as I would like to live in an area such as that, I could never work there because who hires engineers if they have no need of them?
*goes down to the lab to see what’s on the slab*
Sean = Gibbs?
*mutter-mutter ‘effin contractors mutter*
We’re just here to serve.
I started to watch Game of Thrones last night, but I’d had a couple of rums, and fell asleep.
Sean = Gibbs?
Uh…yeah. That’s what I was going for.
*carefully removes high heels while nobody is looking*
Okay, WTF is air entrainment? It gets cold here in the winter. This year it was 0 or below and didn’t get above freezing for a week. Typically we get to the teens at night and 30s or 40s during the day for most of the winter. I asked for an estimate with styrofoam underneath and on sides, and they said nobody does that here, not necessary. Advice please.
Slab is reinforced w/ rebar and 6″ mesh.
Uh…yeah. That’s what I was going for.
Just be sure to pinch Abby’s hiney for me.
Hi Rich!!!
The insulation is only effective for the first five feet from the edge of the foundation. If they hang 2″ foam on the inside of the foundation, that is very effective as well, but only if you plan on heating the shop. (I assume you do.)
Air entrainment is added to concrete that will be exposed to freezing. It keeps the surface from spalling where the aggregate is close to the surface. In your climate you need this.
If you’re going to heat the shop I also recommend a visqueen vapor barrier.
The re-rod and the mesh are important too.
Excellent BBF, fits all three categories.
Should keep me in good stead awaiting snow that according to the local weather people could be anywhere between 0″ and 24″. I like that kind of accuracy.
So now this is a smart concrete blog?
Since we’re now a Smart DIY Home Repair Blog…
http://blip.tv/eyehandy/how-to-repair-a-hole-in-the-wall-with-savannah-6060279
(SFW if you’re already reading this poat.)
With accuracy like that they ought to work for OMB.
http://blip.tv/eyehandy/how-to-repair-a-hole-in-the-wall-with-savannah-6060279
(SFW if you’re already reading this poat.)
There should be a law that they have to tell us where this lingerie can be purchased.
Hello, invisible friends.
“So now this is a smart concrete blog?”
Smart Blog Solutions!
There should be a law that they have to tell us where this lingerie can be purchased.
The whole “We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it” thing doesn’t sound so crazy right now.
*calls congressman*
Bingo!
There’s another storm brewing here… take your pick; enjoy:
Thanks Hotspur.
Shop will be heated. Trying to insulate it well. Friends say that the spray closed cell insulation works really well. They say that if you can get the shell completely sealed, it’s a lot easier to heat. Even though an inch is only R-7, it insulates much better than that.
The closed cell foam does indeed do a better job of insulating than it’s R-value would lead you to believe, because it seals the entire perimeter of the building, thereby significantly reducing infiltration. If you can afford the initial outlay you’ll eventually get it all back and more.
Gonna have to go with Thunderstruck
We should talk about concrete more often
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-7p1NusLo
Something new from Charlie Tokyo. . .
Good one, MCPO.
Moar music: http://youtu.be/h7ArUgxtlJs
Al Gore on NPR.
Juan McLame on w/Shep FNC
I can’t even listen to that fuck.
Concrete Blonde.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOn1037ZLwA
*flips MJ a Nobel and an iPad with a nod for the callback*
He sounds like he was dropped on his head.
I can’t really put to words my loathing for McCain and Lindsey.
Alice in Chains – Black Gives Way To Blue
Agreed, Xbrad.
Maybe one of you Cobloggers should pimp Ace’s ‘The Conversation’ articles instead of him doing it himself.
Seems a little self congratulatory.
I emailed the story to you xbrad. It was pretty good.
What are we doing for dinner? You hungry?
Not seeing it, MJ.
Did you send it to yahoo or gmail? Try gmail.
Leonard Cohen
I just sent it to your other address:
bigcocklover@69.spooge.net
Glenn Beck was offering to buy Allen West a house in SC so he could primary Miss Graham.
I feel pretty. . .
Also offered to let any credible primary challenger come and co-host the online show pretty much whenever.
That Leonard Cohen song is great.
I thought so too, MJ. I’m listening to more of his stuff now. I love stumbling on new stuff and digging on it.
MJ, you should write a quick post on that so I can link to it, and share some traffic with you.
But I don’t care about traffic, and that sounds like work.
I thought so too, MJ. I’m listening to more of his stuff now. I love stumbling on new stuff and digging on it.
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It’s sort of strange that you linked Leonard Cohen. Concrete Blonde does a passable cover of ‘The Dice are Loaded’.
It may have been thru a few other CB songs I was listening to after the one you linked that I eventually found my way to Cohen.
This dude is… “eclectic” I think is the word that I’m looking for. Strangely hypnotic.
Chief, I just don’t think they spank that child enough.
Wonder where Mare is going?
http://tinyurl.com/bsv7gfr
Ahh I remember now: one of the C’Blonde songs I was listening to was written by Cohen (for them IIRC) but it wasn’t Dice-Loaded it was something else… I’ll be damned if I can remember which one now though.
Leonard Cohen is a distant cousin of both David Gilmour and Roger Waters.
Okay, had to go look, and it was the one you named, but on my version of the song it was called “Everybody Knows”.
H2 Something Something Solutions™.
Leonard Cohen is a distant cousin of both David Gilmour and Roger Waters.
Well fuck.
KMN.
Leonord Cohen sucks.
Did Leonard Cohen write this one too?
By the way, I’m just kidding, Cyn.
*shoots modified SuperSoaker filled with pickle juice and broken marbles at Jay*
I wondered if he is related to Mark Cohn but the last name quickly stopped my wondering.
One huge difference between this weekend and last weekend: I don’t have to go see Hair.
\o/
Hey Cyn! How did the audition for the news job go?
http://tinyurl.com/b8vwecr
HAHA! Not surprisingly, I got the gig, Chief.
Check out the weirdness of this Cohen vid:
… I don’t even…
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I managed to go through another week without raping anyone. True the week is not over, but I generally don’t feel rapey on weekends.
Definitely high.
*rapes tushar’s jowls. He doesn’t notice.
I did feel a tickle.
WHEN I SAY “NO RAPE,” I MEAN IT! NO ONE BETTER BE RAPING ANYTHING!!
If a woman wears Fuck-Me Pumps then what?
Quick Tushar shit yourself,
the smell might drive MJ away.
Unless he is into cleveland steamers or dirty sanchez’s
I haven’t even murdered anyone today.
Yet.
It doesn’t matter because when you say “no rape” or put up a sign that says “safe zone” no rapes will occur.
I don’t care if the woman is naked with a sign that says “please rape me,” there will be no rape.
Dirty sanchez’s what?
Gross.
God, Mare, why so serious?
I don’t know about you guys, but my freshman year we had to attend orientation that was basically a lecture about no means no, gettin’ rapey, and what not.
Judging by the attitude of the young lasses later that night, my guess is they were told to be sluts.
Now that the VAWA has been signed, we’ll never see this again!!
http://tinyurl.com/bamrghw
I figured I would get a apostrophe foul from Hotspur
*nails ‘bad pun free zone’ sign to the blog
*rapes ‘bad pun free zone’ sign on the blog
*Straps a pair of ‘Respect Me’ pumps on feet*
*goes out to a club*
*no one asks me to dance*
Finally, my signs are working!
Mare is very clear about these things.
Neigh means nay.
What about the ST. Louis shoes? 😦
Somebody post a link to a picture of “fuck me pumps”. I’ve often heard the term but don’t know exactly which shoes it refers to.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fuck+me+pumps
Afternoon.
Today I had to grind a bajillion steel rivets out of a cabinet.
Me: *Grinding, grinding, grinding.
Me: Does anybody smell burning hair?
A: Dude. Look at your arm.
Me: *Observes left arm is mostly bald and covered in formerly red-hot shards of steel.
Me: Oh. That explains it. *Grinding, grinding. . .
This one is just for Osoloco. . .
Pepe, it’s not a specific pair of shoes, though black stilettos will fit the bill. Heels required. Anything that makes a woman’s legs look long and sexy and make it difficult to run. Pretty much anything other than sneakers, clogs, flip-flops, Crocs, and orthotic shoes.
I love those shoes. Never get to wear them anymore.
Or platform shoes. Platforms look absurd.
Yeah.
‘F me’ pumps have to be pumps, first, and I always think of them as having a tall, skinny heel, like stilettos. Chunky heels may be more stylish sometimes, but I don’t think they create the same kind of sex appeal.
I love the way high heels make a woman’s ass look. . . just sayin’.
It’s kind of difficult to look sexy with a 4×4 strapped to the bottoms of one’s feet.
Leon’s drink o’ the week:
In a tumbler, combine:
two fistfuls of ice
juice of one whole lemon
2 shots tequila
1 shot triplesec
iced tea to fill the rest of the glass
It’s sorta like a grog. Mostly just boozy tea.
I love the way high heels make a woman’s ass look. . . just sayin’.
Ditto, but I’ve never been enough taller than a woman I was with for it to make sense on a date.
Vegas Heels are hard to walk in.
This is pretty nifty. Would make a good instant root cellar, if you had a hole to blow it up in (SYWM) and then backfill.
The manufacturer pitch- pretty cool.
I noticed earlier that there were no eggs for today, so I went out to see if they’d been left in the coop. Looks like the wife’s new job is cutting into coop cleaning time, so I got to scrape a lot. Finally found today’s eggs inside the barn. I was lucky I found them.
Living with the absent-minded can be a real adventure!
With 3D printing for the bladders, numerous shapes would be available for that concrete cloth. Chicken coops, garages, bordellos, etc.
I’ve got a concrete tent… in my pants.
>>Chicken coops, garages, bordellos, etc.
with hooks pre-installed for hanging these:
goddamn motherfuckin Fridays.. fuck!
,,,
hi
Does that come with the cute little Asian chick?
I’m asking for a friend.
I’m your friend, and I’d like to know too.
Shoe aureola concrete blog.
I’m not likin where you’re goin these days scary brown man.
Tell stories about your sweet kids or Ima hit you with a flame thrower.
*backs slowly out of blog*
Oh, hey Dave.
http://tinyurl.com/b43kqta
**hands Dave a Shiner Bock**
Leonard Cohen sounds like Tom Waits.
Hi pupsy!
http://tinyurl.com/al3yocx
*grabs cold beer.. becomes calmness* THANKS ROCKETCHICK!
http://tinyurl.com/al74mmh
Dave: Tell stories about your sweet kids
Laura: *backs slowly out of blog*
Now you know why I don’t tell stories about my kids
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/08/meanwhile-in-heaven-19-pics/#more-55091
A few Tom Waits songs for you (watch me end up in teh spam bukkit)
Anyway, now that Laura is gone, I can talk about my kids.
They have discovered and embraced their inner asshole.
They have started to give me some sass. I find that cute. But they are generally well-behaved kids.
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I tried to tell Cyn that, but nooooo….. had to call the cops!
kids sassin ya, now that’s what I’m talkin about
Dave, funny thing about one of my kids: he has been watching youtube videos about garage door repair, electrical work, plumbing work etc since the age of four. I did not realize that he was actually learning something. But it seems he has started to understand these things a lot. Hopefully he will be gainfully employed when he grows up, instead of getting a liberal arts degree and sitting in my basement all day.
The other day I was cleaning out a P-trap, and he reminded me to use a teflon tape while putting it back together.
A man. Well done brown dude.
Tushar – With the exception of tenured, Ivy League types, plumbers in NJ make more than PhDs.
Chief, no way are my kids going to spend their lives in NJ. But yeah. Best thing? Some random asshole from India cannot steal a plumber’s job!
HAHAHAHA! Took a family connection to get one of the nephews into the union as an apprentice. Now, from what I understand, they have actual schools that lead to an apprenticeship.
Now that’s a hop.
http://tinyurl.com/bfl45on
Ello white folks and Tushar.
I haz a fever
>>Ello white folks and Tushar.
not greeting Laura?
Oh right. Bienvenidos prima!!!
Dave – You gots a cold?
>>I haz a fever
walk in dirt and rub one out….. or something like that.
Did anybody’s video of anybody else getting kicked in the ‘nads go viral today?
Sean – How is everything in the People’s Republic of California?
I haz a fever
…and the only prescription is more
cowbellprostate exams!!Geoff,
Dave’s butt-doctor told him that a prostate exam every 15 days is really not necessary. Now Dave haz a sad.
We got a little less than a quarter of an inch of rain today, Chief, so we’re on STORMWATCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Xbad,
Nat Geo has a show called “Inside Combat Rescue”
It is chair force, But does a really good job so far of documenting flying into danger to save a fallen comrade in arms.
Have you heard of it? Or Hint blogged about it?
here is a link
http://tinyurl.com/co94r9z
Vman, I don’t get Nat Geo, so I haven’t seen it, but I’ll find a link to it eventually.
One of my coworkers at ML had a son who was a PJ. Pretty impressive young man.
It is worth a look. I have not seen any bias as yet but they are pulling heart strings. Jaded vet, innocent rookie. Compelling show.
First three eps are on youtube. I’ll try to download them before they get kicked off.
Heh
I have only seen 2. I must have missed one somewhere..
Is it on Hulu or Netflix?
I guess if it is on youtube who cares?
A guy who was a volunteer fireman in Magdalena knew some PJs. He invited them to do a training exercise in Magdalena. They came in the middle of the night (don’t think they parachuted in) and were going through town running through people’s back yards. Dogs barking, people coming out of their houses armed, calling the cops,,,,,,, It was a complete clusterfuck. Genius fireman didn’t tell the cops or anybody. They were lucky not to get shot.
Sounds like a clusterFluke to me Pepe
IIRC, PJ’s have or had a strong presence at Cannon AFB.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCANONT2i/videos
Nice X!
The battery on my phone is lasting less than a day
Any recommendations on non iPhone phones?
Frack Apple.
Battery and phone fail
Where is everyone?
I own the thread!
Dude, I’m still using two tin cans and a string.
What cell company are you with, V-man?
Thanks for the MMMbop, Chief. I bet pretty in pink DG would love it!
Friend’s hubby is a PJ. They were here at Kirtland AFB for 8 years before they moved to Louisiana. I think we still have PJs here.
Woman I work with had her Marine son arrive in South Korea 3 days ago. One year. She got her anxiety meds today.
Stupid Mexico.
How can we lose to a team that lost to Italy?
The sun shines on a Chihuahua’s ass some days.
America’s hat couldn’t beat Italy, either. Stupid Votto.
My Great-Great Grandfather came from Chihuahua to NM in the 1850s. We call the barrio “Chihuahuita” and the denizens “Chihuahuenses.” I think AZ gets their Mexican Nationals from Sonora.
Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships
To all corners of the Earth, on board were the Twelve:
The derp, the physician, the farmer, the scientist
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends
There never was a pinata.
Pavel don’t pass.
http://tinyurl.com/btt8rp6
No spotter this morning.
http://tinyurl.com/d86d99d
I was not aware of the existence of Colion Noir until some asshole called Russel Simmons or something decided that he did not like Mr Noir, an awesome guy by all accounts. What the fuck is this? Why do the lefties have such tight control over the media?
Why do the lefties have such tight control over the media?
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Because they discriminate. Period.
It’s part of their tribalism. They only associate with, hire, and favor people who think as they do.
Their pandering to race, sex, and class all vanishes when the almighty liberal tribe is challenged. It defines everything. They are religious zealots, convinced of their superiority.
Vmax – there are lots of apps you can download to extend battery life. I use Advanced Task Killer on my droid and it helps a lot.
The fish is meh but the angler made a million for it.
http://tinyurl.com/byarvh6
Tmobile MCPO
I will look into it Scott
Pupster, my wife found this and said, ‘send this to Pupster’
I really liked Concrete Blond’s cover of “Beware of Darkness.”
wakey wakey
Pupster, my wife found this and said, ‘send this to Pupster’
Mrs Tushar is being assimilated.
I don’t think MJ was born when this song came out.
Lazy muthafockers
I’m up. Dammit. Have been for a while.
Watching a few dog vids on correcting some jealousy behavior that Sparky has started to exhibit.
Mornin Car in. Worky worky.
We’re bringing furniture to people tomorrow.
Cyn is suffering from 4:30 wake up syndrome too.
I woke up at 5 but I fought through it.
I don’t worky worky until 4.
Unfortunately, yes, but today it happened to be closer to 4:00 am. I didn’t take my helpers last night to keep me asleep. On the other hand, it was nice being able to fall asleep w/o them. (I have both issues w/sleep.)
I slept from about 930 ’til 730. If I weren’t stiff and tight all over I’d feel amazing.
I suffer from both forms of insomnia as well. Sucks.
I don’t have any trouble falling asleep at night. I often fall asleep while watching tv with my kids on the couch.
But if awoken? It’s over.
…werkin’ on a new poating place…
Oh, falling asleep on couch with TV on? Easy.
Getting up from couch to go to bed? Gonna be up awhile.
Naw. I just get a book out and read a few pages. then I’m back asleep.
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