Good afternoon, fappers. Two weeks, and I’m outta shit to say. Oh well, no one reads this crap anyway. This song contains one of the greatest lyrics ever: I wish two drinks were always in me. True dat, Strokes.
This week’s model is from the land where the water flows like vodka. She first made her debut showing off her 32G framed body in Score magazine. This debut was immediately followed by a PhD in philosophy from Harvard and more cash-for-boob arrangements. Actually, it was just more cash-for-boob. Please welcome our Putin III authorized model…Merilyn Sakova.
*Before you skip ahead to more pictures of the butterface, please take a moment to learn some shit. You’ll feel better about yourself, and you can tell your wife/husband/sheep that you are smarter than they are. This always leads to sex. Try this.
1399 – Henry Bolingbroke became the King of England as Henry IV.
1630 – John Billington was hanged for murder. He was the first criminal to be executed in the American colonies.
1846 – Ether, an experimental anesthetic at the time, was used for the first time by Dr. William Morton at Massachusetts General Hospital.
1882 – In Appleton, WI, the world’s first hydroelectric power plant began operating.
1927 – George Herman “Babe” Ruth hit his 60th homerun of the season. He broke his own record with the homerun. The record stood until 1961 when Roger Maris broke the record.
1935 – “The Adventures of Dick Tracey” debuted on Mutual Radio Network.
1954 – Julie Andrews made her first Broadway appearance in “The Boy Friend“.
1955 – Actor James Dean was killed in a car accident at the age of 24 near Cholame, CA. Dean’s mechanic, who was also in the vehicle, eventually recovered from his injuries.
1971 – The Soviet Union and the United States signed pacts that were aimed at avoiding an accidental nuclear war.
1982 – “Cheers” began an 11-year run on NBC-TV.
2003 – The FBI began a criminal investigation concerning the possibility that White House officials had illegally leaked the identity of an undercover CIA officer. People will believe anything.
How much are you going to drink this weekend? Please round to the nearest tanker truck. Happy Friday.
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1955 – Actor James Dean was killed in a car accident at the age of 24 near Cholame, CA. Dean’s mechanic, who was also in the vehicle, eventually recovered from his injuries.
Of course he did. He knew where to sit.
DUH.
2 BBFs in a day? Unpossible!
That second picture is a bit sketchy. You can almost see clam.
Where the hell is Mare?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3r9X8OahA&feature=player_embedded
Have you perused Cain’s website Jay? His economic plans are pretty good.
Romney’s is 156 pages.
Groundhog Day?!
4x the enjoyment in one day!!
WTF??!
Four bewbs in one day?!?
Gird your loins, people; the end is neigh.
Wow; cheerleaders too even. Hawt!
I mean, you know, for you guys that it is hawt good stuff.
Gold Star MJ!
Jay’s BBF was nicely done.
MJ’s BBF was nicely done.
Nice
MJ, I’ve been reading up on Cain’s 9-9-9 plan. Doesn’t sound too bad, but a national sales tax?
Haven’t done more than skim his site. I’ll have to remedy that.
All we need now is for Rosetta to poat a BBF and we’ll have a trifecta.
Or would that be a sexacepta?
MJ, I’ve been reading up on Cain’s 9-9-9 plan.
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I’ve run the numbers and the sales tax is the sticky part. It really depends on what you purchase in the year. I’d save about $2500 which is great, but I really like the idea of it bringing together the fair and flat tax. It’s efficient.
moo
Thanks Cyn. I had a sexacepta once, but I’ll have to tell you about it in person. It requires a brick wall.
She’s repellent.
*beats MJ ruthlessly with a tire iron*
or woof
Does it also involve dark sarcasm and thought control?
She’s repellent.
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Plllfffttt. You’re just jealous that you haven’t mastered the retarded, slack-jawed look that is so attractive to men.
Does it also involve dark sarcasm and thought control?
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Not yet, but day ain’t over. Look deeply into my eyes…
Well, okay, but only if there’s pudding afterward.
That chick looks like she’s trying to sound out the letters on the chart at the optometrist’s office.
those aren’t boobs, they’re udders
Wow, those bazongas have their own gravity well.
I really don’t understand how light is escaping from them.
This needs to go viral.
http://tinyurl.com/3m8v5v3
Ah, today’s BBFs remind of Rosetta’s original BBF gals, with the hideously ugly women and their mutant-bewbs.
Kudos to both of you for going retro.
Kudos to both of you for going retro.
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Spank you very much! I was trying to find a fugly ruskie.
I was trying to find a fugly ruskie.
You have truly succeeded beyond anyone’s wildest imaginations.
And neither one of you thought to link this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsCeVdCDqjE
And neither one of you thought to link this?
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I’ve used that before. I thought little Henry was better.
Wow; cheerleaders too even. Hawt!
Ever get the sense that Cyn is only one drink away from a lesbian experience, and that it might not even need to be her that drinks it?
NTTAWWT
Also, my coconut oil came. I could eat 1/4c of it a day every day and finish it sometime before next Halloween.
Finally! It’s not a true BBF until someone bitches about the model(s).
😉
No one complains about Erica Campbell.
And if anyone does, I’ll cut ’em.
Moooooooom, Cyn is trying to make me think dirty thoughts about her again!
Wait, my mom wouldn’t care.
Mrs. Peeeeeeeeeeel….
I hate when I kill threads.
Leon: Kills threads dead.
I am not strong. I am weak. These guys are fucking strong.
I can do pullups, I can’t do a pullup then invert myself and do a handstand pushup.
>> Ah, today’s BBFs remind of Rosetta’s original BBF gals, with the hideously ugly women and their mutant-bewbs.
Mr. Lamarr, yew use yore tongue purtier than a twenty-dollar whore.
#BeatAZ
’nuff said
I hate it when I step on the Wii board and it makes the worried-sounding “Oh.”
so, when do the Rangers start playing?
Good rant
http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2011/09/30/the-president-says-were-soft/
Happy Birthday Romy!
Where the hell is Beasns with the Cake?
BEASNS!
I neglected to wished you a happy birthday roamy!
I hate it when I step on the Wii board and it makes the worried-sounding “Oh.”
heh. We got one of those a couple of years ago. The first thing they have you do is go through a bunch of tests to determine your “Wii age.”
Kids did it first and came up a couple of years older than their true age. Then wiserbride did it and came up about 5 years older.
I was hanging back, watching and having a few beers. I did not want to do it, as I figured I would test out at about 25 years older.
I came in 10 years younger.
I finally stopped laughing about that when wiserbride punched me.
DAVE!
http://tinyurl.com/3jjl2sv
My Wii age is 27. (Yeah, right)
Yes, Happy Birthday, Romaine!!!
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/beasn.gif
I watched that about 20 times trying to figure out what the blue thing was.
Damn I go to work and suddenly big boobed Russians are popping up on the page. I can’t leave you people alone can I.
Thank you!
I watched that about 20 times trying to figure out what the blue thing was.
icing?
found a video of Xbrad in the service
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780
happy birthday roamy
Happy Birthday, Roamy!
Son of a – my letters are “ghosting again; anyone know how to fix that?
Oh, and I’m a single woman until Sunday night, so you people darn well better keep me entertained this weekend……
http://tinyurl.com/3h77zb8
Are you not entertained?
You need to pull up pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/3v3mbyq
Happy birthday, Ms. Hydrant.
Happy birthday Romy!!!
Are you not entertained?
Not until that dog chops of Juoaguim Phoenix’s head.
So Ace’s co-bloggers will be posting extra this week? I can hardly contain my joy at the thought of two of Monty’s book threads.
The new header pic looks like a Wiserbud.
Doh. I just noticed the waving douche in the middle.
You guys are always entertaining; I just expect you to bring your “A” game all weekend, that’s all –
Thank you!
Mr. RFH made dinner, and it was good. Food is always better if you’re not the one standing there cooking it.
nope, not me.
I prefer to limit my p-shopping efforts to creating humorous images.
>> I can hardly contain my joy at the thought of two of Monty’s book threads
I have three insipid posts in draft already.
Scott!
http://tinyurl.com/9zoxrz
I can hardly contain my joy at the thought of two of Monty’s book threads
*Fist pump
Pretentious squared! Wait here, Imma go over to Ace’s and pound the F5 button.
Do not click this.
http://tinyurl.com/6zf2rle
“Food is always better if you’re not the one standing there cooking it.”
Yep. A sandwich made by someone else is always better.
That rule applies to orgasms too.
Happy birthday RFH.
You’re just jealous that you haven’t mastered the retarded, slack-jawed look that is so attractive to men.
That right there is the best comment that anyone has ever made to Laura.
I’m still laughing.
That rule applies to orgasms too.
Otherwise known as the Peter Principle…
>> That right there is the best comment that anyone has ever made to Laura
Not buyin it at all. She has that retard slack-jaw look down cold.
I have three insipid posts in draft already.
braggart!
Here is what I want to know – How did Monty get the key’s to Ace’s blog? Does he have pictures of Ace killing a hobo or something?
That rule applies to orgasms too.
*thud*
Monty was actually a legendary commenter at AOSHQ, back in the early days. Truly a funny and intelligent guy. Then he joined the Reserves and went away for a long time.
You sure that was a hot dog?
so, what goes on at this joint around this time?
Truly a funny and intelligent guy. Then he joined the Reserves and went away for a long time.
So by reserves you mean prison? I have only been reading Ace a couple years and I stopped commenting there last year so maybe I am missing the unique charm that long time readers there have experienced.
I’m busily reviewing my logs to see if I’ve regressed. I hadn’t even noticed the thread had started moving again.
No, IIRC, Monty joined an Army reserve unit and went to basic training as a seriously middle-aged guy. He used to be a lot of fun.
so, what goes on at this joint around this time?
We insult xbrad.
Oh, and talk about recipes, weather or exercising.
wait….. what time is it again?
Ooooooo, 9:30Pm……
never mind….
I can’t see the comments at Ace’s at work anymore. It’s improved my productivity considerably. I do miss the commentariat giving DrewM all the shit he deserves, though.
Well, I’m up because I have to pick my son up in an hour or so … football – away game. I thinking he’ll be back at 11.
So, I can’t drink.
and there’s nothing on tv.
and when I tried to watch something the kids kept bugging me.
so here I am.
so, what goes on at this joint around this time?
Well I think I might go to Neighbours and go dancing tonight. Then I will drunk-skype Mr. X in Burkhastan
Crap.
We can’t talk about Car in.
Is there a plan B?
so here I am.
And we are very happy to have you here.
Right, gang?
.
.
.
Gang?
.
.
..
..
.
.
GANG??!?!
Flame war? We need Lauraw.
Oh, and talk about recipes, weather or exercising.
So, i’m inferring that I can’t talk about these things?
Cause I made fett alfredo for dinner and it was awesome, it’s raining like a son-of-a-bitch, and I had a great workout tonight – I think it was my new shirt.
I think we had a Bad Poetry contest at AOSHQ back then, which Monty easily won. It was a standing joke between us that I was resentful of his victory, because I thought my entry was pretty good.
GANG??!?!
Look, I’m just as upset as you are, but that’s the situation.
Is there a plan B?
ummmmmm………
>> Monty was actually a legendary commenter at AOSHQ
Some of my favorite commenter back and forth memories were with Monty. Like the Enigma machine discovery. Shit, he cracked me up.
The contributions and contributors have expanded. I’m cool with people who pass up my posts, I’m not everybody’s cup of tea. I don’t really dig into stuff, I’m a drive-by snarker.
I just wish Laura would post more. I always love her humorey.
I made more date-nut balls last night. Added raw pecans and some golden raisins this time, and upped the pumpkin pie spice.
We could talk TO Carin.
We can’t talk about Car in.
Is there a plan B?
Oh, you can talk about me while I’m here. I’ll try not to get a big head.
I handle compliments pretty well.
wait a second …
I think it was my new shirt.
Did the headlights show through?
Pic please.
So, i’m inferring that I can’t talk about these things?
you can talk about anything you want, dearie…….
what are in these date nut balls, and why? are they a dessert?
Did the headlights show through?
Probably.
Pic please.
sorry, I’m showered and changed.
Date nut balls are always better when somebody else makes them.
We could talk TO Carin.
well, hello!
what are in these date nut balls
TAKE IT, JEWSTIN!!!!
“I made more date-nut balls last night. Added raw pecans….”
did your “date” mind….
Friday is date nut.
I’m getting kinda sleepy. I’m never gonna make it.
We could talk TO Carin.
Let me think about that.
*scratches head, thinks*
Are you saying Carin is like a real person with a mind or something?
>> I just wish Laura would post more. I always love her humored.
Same here. She tickles my funny bone.
*Glances around nervously for Scott*
Are you saying Carin is like a real person with a mind or something?
Shit just got real, huh Bruce?
They are sort of a dessert/powerbar replacement.
This batch was:
3/4c raw pecans
3/4c roasted cashews (unsalted)
1/2c raw almonds
30 pitted dates
1/4c golden raisins
1.5 tsp pumpkin pie spice
1/2 tsp sea salt
All of that goes in a food processor and gets ground to a thick, crumbly paste. Then you form the paste into compact, 1″ balls and chill in the refrigerator for 30-40 minutes.
If you’ve ever had a larabar, they are shockingly close in flavor/texture, and a hellofalot cheaper.
Shit just got real, huh Bruce?
I hate when that happens.
Ideas for joke threads:
Worst Ideas for new cable channels?
Worst slogans for a Presidential candidate?
Worst porn names?
HUh. That’s what I was wondering.
I’ve been eating these natural powerbars they sell at costco – they don’t have any crap in them, and they’re pretty tasty.
all those nuts – this can’t be cheap.
“football – away game.”
I can’t believe she fell for that.
I dated a girl in high school that could get away with being out late on Saturdays by telling her mom she was going to watch submarine races.
Her dad was a commander of a nuclear submarine.
I’ve never had a larabar
I just love Schwetty balls….
(How they got through that skit without cracking up, I’ll never know – we were on the floor, holding our sides)
Joke thread – Obama reelection campaign slogans.
Scott, sywm.
he’s at a football game. and i bet it sucks because it’s about 40 degrees and rainy and windy outside.
this is probably him right now
all those nuts – this can’t be cheap
Remarks like that are what make us imagine you with a retarded, slack-jawed look on your face.
(How they got through that skit without cracking up, I’ll never know – we were on the floor, holding our sides)
Honestly, I can’t stand watching anything with Alec Baldwin.
He’s like a rancid mix of Sean Penn and Michael Moore, except less intelligent.
Ideas for joke threads:
BSOP for me since Rosetta’s not here, the slacker.
Car in, the bags of nuts aren’t cheap, but nuts are pretty calorie-dense, so one or two of these is almost a meal, and per ball you’re spending maybe 25-30 cents.
Don’t worry Car in. I am sure the motel has heat.
ZOMFG! Evidence of the boldest phase yet of Operation Fast & Furious has just been uncovered:
Joke thread – Obama reelection campaign slogans.
Obama 2012 – Because Imagine What an Incredible Douchebag I Would be as an ex-President.
(hmmm. actually, this could be pretty difficult. Nothing is impossible with these assholes.
Remarks like that are what make us imagine you with a retarded, slack-jawed look on your face.
Remind me to punch you in the poon next time I see you.
This is why baseball sucks.
5-6 million dollars a year to play a game, but you can’t get your hair wet.
BSOP for me since Rosetta’s not here, the slacker.
Now why would anyone want to say anything negative about our smartest, sweetest and most desirable Hostage?
That’s pretty close to the fun hashtag game on Twitter today:
http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23ObamaCampaignEmailSubjectLines
Obama 2012 – It’s the only way to delay me becoming UN Secretary General
5-6 million dollars a year to play a game, but you can’t get your hair wet.
That’s not the point at all. These guys can get seriously injured in these conditions and they don’t have a week between games to rehab.
ZOMFG! Evidence of the boldest phase yet of Operation Fast & Furious has just been uncovered:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Now THAT’S funny!
Andy, I’m pretty sure that picture will not be covered by conventional media outlets. THANK YOU for revealing the truth here.
That’s pretty close to the fun hashtag game on Twitter today:
Damn, if only I actually twitted.
Waiting out the rain delay by watching the Bartman thing on ESPN Classic. I love watching Buckner miss the ball at first.
Bella is leaving for her new home tomorrow, and a hour later I am getting Cassie (4) and Anastasia (6 months)
They are mother and daughter.
Remind me to punch you in the poon next time I see you.
OK. I deserve it.
Obama 2012 – Biden 2016!
I love watching Buckner miss the ball at first.
you are evil.
I mean, I agree with you… but still….. evil.
🙂
Obama 2012 – Trust Us, It Will Be The Last Time You Will Ever Need To Vote Again
It’s amazing that AP photographer was out there in the middle of the desert to capture that.
Elections are not really needed if community organizers are in charge and can do the right thing.
It’s amazing that AP photographer was out there in the middle of the desert to capture that.
probably an illegal immigrant photographer doing the jobs American photographers refuse to do.
“These guys can get seriously injured in these conditions”
Spitting and scratching your nuts in the rain is just begging for trouble.
Now why would anyone want to say anything negative about our smartest, sweetest and most desirable Hostage?
1. I watch One Tree Hill with XBrad
2. I work for the government, and I’m here to help.
3. Flattery will get you
nowhereum, let me think about that.Spitting and scratching your nuts in the rain is just begging for trouble.
You’ve obviously never tried to run the bases, pitch a fastball or chase down a fly ball on a wet field.
One slip and you are down, and, as I said, you do not have a week of rehab available to you.
I mean, it’s a real fucking embarrassment that Wiener’s seat, in a solid blue district, went to a conservative Republican.
See what I mean?
Elections are just holding up the progress.
I just scratched my nuts.
It’s not raining, I’m good.
1. I watch One Tree Hill with XBrad
Your a chick. He’s a guy. You are the target audience. (Well, I guess Xbrad is also.) You are desirable. Xbrad…. ummmmm….. no.
2. I work for the government, and I’m here to help.
You actually work for an agency that is cool.
3. Flattery will get you nowhere um, let me think about that.
take your time…… I got all night…..
Ok son is getting off of the bus. How miserable do you think he was?
So what you’re saying, Wiser, is that whoever drew my name for the eulogy is going to have a helluva time.
So what you’re saying, Wiser, is that whoever drew my name for the eulogy is going to have a helluva time.
I’m gonna kick their ass if they say one negative thing about you.
How miserable do you think he was?
Depends. Was his girlfriend still with him?
take your time…… I got all night…..
I have this funny feeling that Wiser might actually be smart enough to get sex.
I have this funny feeling that Wiser might actually be smart enough to get sex.
from your lips to …. well… any woman’s ears.
yannow, it is so much harder to make jokes like that knowing that my wife’s friend Lauraw is a Hostage……..
Oh heck RFH, I didn’t get ya but ifn I did I would esplain to the world how you made it better. With lots of detail.
Depends Michael, is it raining?
I’m frequently surprised that I’ve been able to get women to have sex with me.
Depends Michael, is it raining?
trust me, I have sex with a woman tonight and I am in really, really big trouble.
really big.
I’m HOME, I’m HOME. son is hungry. He’s about to devour the remainder of the fett alfredo.
He even passed on taco bell for that.
I’m gonna kick their ass if they say one negative thing about you.
Not if it’s funny.
Feed him Car in!
Wiser is always in trouble
Not if it’s funny.
It better be really, really funny.
Wiser is always in trouble
I live for that….
Weed does that Car in.
watching Ghostbusters….
does any actually think Sigourney Weaver is sexy?
Weed does that Car in.
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
*snicker…..
Ruh-roh……
I occasionally will cross-post my personal blog posts over at RedState in my personal diary.
So I just got a pingback at my personal blog, and it goes to a New York Times blog, talking about the OccupyWallStreet protests:
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/30/protests-stir-up-voices-on-the-web/
Good thing I’m going to bed soon……
does any actually think Sigourney Weaver is sexy?
Not since Alien, and then only because she was clad in very little for some segment of the movie and well, I was like 10 when I saw it.
well, I was like 10 when I saw it.
yeah, that’s about it right there.
Too many jokes
Thank you to whichever of you morons came up with #ObamaCampaignEmailSubjectLines
Damn, its been fun.
So I just got a pingback at my personal blog, and it goes to a New York Times blog, talking about the OccupyWallStreet protests:
It should be fun when they start bitching about those evil Koch brothers and your relationship to them…..
I took a temp. 4 day gig (fri-mon) as an IT recuiter(my backgrouns) for a 200 person project. I interviewed 50 people today from 9am to 8pm. I am exhausted!
I interviewed 50 people today from 9am to 8pm. I am exhausted!
bom chicka wow wow……
Wiser,
SHHHH!
That’s supposed to be a secret!
Oh shit – I didn’t even think about that!
Thanks a lot, Wiser – now I’m gonna be up all night 😛
(Good thing I have the Bumpus hounds here to keep me safe; they are about to drive me crazy with their barking at every little leaf that drops to the ground…..)
I think it’s bedtime. I’m going to go try not to dream of Sigourney Weaver.
Hello party peoples.
trust me, I have sex with a woman tonight and I am in really, really big trouble.
Wiserbride’s away for the evening?
So is Mr. TiFW.
Hmmm……
Did she happen to say where she was going?
A remote little ranch in Central Texas, by any chance?
To “move some farm equipment”?
Wiserbride’s away for the evening?
She’s been away since Wednesday.
Little vacay for the bride.
I sincerely hope she is having fun.
*uncrosses fingers
Did she happen to say where she was going?
she said Mexico…….
Hello party peoples.
yo
Good for wiserwife!
Cynabuns!
If she’s in Mexico, she’s right next door to me.
*rings up wiserbride to get her exact party location*
Howdy X.
I was going to take my mom to dinner with the boys, but she ended up buying us dinner. *pats belly*
I grilled two very nice pork loins, served with broccoli, corn, biscuits, with flan for desert.
**pats enormous belly**
You looking to break back into your IT stuff Sohos?
Or me Cynnamon
http://tinyurl.com/3zs84aw
Heh. I’ll take a chocolate covered man with a debit card. That’s close enough.
I would really like to Cyn. I am testing the waters. The economy in Houston is looking a lot better.
I’ll cross my fingers for you Sohawt. Would Count need to get someone to work your shoes or could you/he handle that paperwork in the evenings?
Flan. Flan. What is Flan? And why does it sound naughty to me?
I could handle it both
>> I interviewed 50 people today from 9am to 8pm. I am exhausted!
*sends resume of awesome
Flan is some Messican cutsard like crap that looks like snot.
I served. Sure as heck didn’t eat it.
/cracks open pudding cup/
Oh, yeeeah; who wouldn’t want to handle a chocolate covered man and a debit card!
Wait…were you talking about the two jobs?
she said Mexico…….
Which is right next door to Texas; she could sneak over the border at night like a real illegal alien!
Good thing Rebecca is with him – she’ll keep saying, “What are you doing? What are you doing?”…..
Flan sounds like a word that could be substituted for something else.
All four!
On all fours?! Sohos you minx!
Hahahaha! My bed is calling me. Have a fun night all!
holy shit.. it’s actually chilly outside tonight
Sweet Dreams Sohos.
http://tinyurl.com/3zs84aw
I think there was a chocolate penis in that cake website this morning.
*scrolls back up looking for link*
Dammit, too many hawt wimmens leave whenever I show up.
Off to bed for me, too – I might actually get to sleep in late tomorrow morning, since Rebecca isn’t here to wake me up at the crack of dawn.
*sniff*
**waves at XBrad
Did anyone make you brownies today Roamy?
//waves back like a goofball//
Lex had a really great one today:
http://tinyurl.com/3tglbe9
I liked it a lot, but then I;m easily impressed…
I pure hate him, Chrispy.
Your link was fubar’d. Which post?
Cyn, nope. I say the birthday doesn’t count if there’s no cake or brownies.
If that link didn’t work, I’ll try it again:
http://tinyurl.com/3d49rzt
Sorry Art,
don’t know what happened there. The second should work…
On the bus, circa 1976.
These are “our” brownies.
These are “your” brownies.
I agree Roamy. New birthday tomorrow! YAY!!!
Danngit, My arm’s gonna get tired from giving her all those spankings…
I was born two minutes until midnight. I am very glad I don’t share my birfday with Jimmah Carter.
Happy B-day Roamy!!
I was born.. in a crossfire hurricane.
Thanks, TGSG.
Xbrad, is that a line from a movie?
Okay, time for me to hit the hay.
Thanks for all the good birthday wishes, y’all – squishy hugs to ya and a good night!
Jumpin Jack Flash!
No Weaver dreams, but I have random pain in a sensitive place. Dream-Weaver may have simply kicked me there so hard that I don’t remember.
Topical.
w w !
Another example of Capitalism being superior to communism…
So the Court Orders have expired?
We Know…..
*** Throws Jay a Towel ***
Somethings were meant to be covered up…
Happy Birthday Ms. Romy!
I see your getting another year Cuter has cancelled the “Wakey-Wakeys”.
Off to MouseHunt….
wakey wakey
*glares at cat
Good morning. It is currently 70 degrees with no humidity. NO HUMIDITY.
Weed does that Car in.
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
*snicker…..
Ian’s a good kid, and while i claim some credit, his current girlfriend is a big help. He was telling me that the entire football team is this close (puts fingers together) from getting drug tested. If they do, oooh, boy, are we in trouble for the rest of the season ….
now, if you would start making these snarky comments about Matt … you’d be touching a nerve.
How’s your foot?
I think it’s 50F here, overcast and more showers possible. 20+ mph winds.
Still pretty bad. I had dinner with our running friends last night, and they suggested that I go to their witch doctor before I get the cortisone. I dunno. I just want to be better.
Still can’t run. Sad face.
That was a white guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1cP0ez_S8
It’s been a while. I can’t believe it’s still bad.
I’ll run for you today.
Even though I’m only #2.
My training schedule says I should to 9 miles today, and 11 miles next week.
You think it’s good to do a long run a week before the half? 11 miles. I’m gonna have to get my kids out on the route with gatoraid and shit.
If you can’t recover from it in a week, you shouldn’t be running in the half.
well, that’s not what the runners say. It’s amazing how great I feel running(even distances) after taking a week off.
Before the Crim, I hardly ran at all. I certainly didn’t do much distance. I think in the three weeks before the crim, the farthest I ran was 6 miles. I did a lot of biking, but I had an injury I was trying to heal.
Overtraining is much more common with running than under.
I just read a piece that said you should do your standard “long run” the week before a race, not a longer one. My standard is 8 miles.
Running? Is there a squirrel?
Car in
the shape you are in you should recover in 2 or 3 days tops.
I did a 100 mile bike race once. I only took 2 days before I started training again.
Ragweed sucks. Two more weeks of this crap.
Oh, I can start training right away. It’s a matter of running the half feeling good.
I ran 9 last saturday, and on my monday run I still felt it. Not sore, just tired. I didn’t have a great-feeling workout until friday. It may have just been my hormones, or something … who knows.
I don’t want to feel it all week before the half. tired workouts all week. it will psych me out.
I’ll keep reading around for advice. I have a week before I need to make a decision.
It may have NOT been my run.
You know, I’ll run the long run today, and see how it affect me THIS week.
If I drag all THIS week,then I’ll cut back on next saturday.
DECISION MADE.
The exercise conversation is now concluded for today.
carry on.
I’d do that, you’ll have long enough to recover.
Wait, I wouldn’t do that, because running long distances is awful. Nevermind.
Ragweed sucks but mountain cedar blows.
It is so beautiful here!!! Count and I have been outside having our coffee. Puts me in such a frisky mood
Very crappy here. Has been all week. I better up my vitamin D dosage.
Even though I’m only #2.
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Mine has a 2 as well. I was going to put an H on it myself because Nike wouldn’t allow it.
Dammit, it’s the first day of bow season and I’m bereft of a suitable weapon. Stupid house not selling.
100+ temps all week, hell last Sunday was 105.
This 52 degree morning stuff feels pretty awesome. High around 84 today. Dave approves.
We supposedly got into the 30s last night. I’m gonna have to get that air compressor set up soon so we can blow out the water line to the pasture.
You think it’s good to do a long run a week before the half?
If I drag all THIS week,then I’ll cut back on next saturday.
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All of the programs I’ve checked out have the longest run a week before, then very light running the week of the race. I’ve read that its a confidence building technique.
Oh, and I have bronchitis as well.
Stress from working non-stop has really fucked me up.
>> Dammit, it’s the first day of bow season and I’m bereft of a suitable weapon.
WABBIT SEASON!
Wabbit season started 2 weeks ago, goes until March 31. Bag limit of 5, possession limit of 10.
I don’t have the right weapon for that either.
There’s a brand new rapid-fire poat.
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