Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
WP does this annoying thing where it waits a couple of seconds to load an “upgrades” section in the dashboard, just long enough that when I try to click on “posts”, it’s loaded the upgrades menu and wants me to make a purchase. FU.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the song of the day.
Now for the hunks.
Jake Gyllenhall is doing a new movie called “Covenant”.
Though I think this one is from “Prince of Persia”.
Redhead for Carin (sorry about the huge tat).
Spanish actor.
Screengrab.
Last, but not least.
And that will have to do.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.
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‘Sup teabaggers?
I recently watched “The Thin Red Line” again (1998 version). I’ve seen it before and it’s notable for a lot of big name actors in it. Standard WW2 flick about taking Guadalcanal from the Japanese but the movie is mainly about the metaphysical aspects of conflict and life and shit. The guy who I thought was doing the narration on all that stuff was killed near the end of the movie but the narration continued so I feel like maybe I missed something. Douchebag Sean Penn was in it unfortunately and for some reason he was the only guy with long hair in the entire cast.
Now that I think of it, Roamy could easily populate a month or more worth of HHD’s with the cast of Thin Red Line.
I learned the title of the novel and movie were from a Kipling poem published around the time of the Crimean War
https://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poem/poems_tommy.htm
The reader was clear but I wish he had a little more of a stereotypical Cockney accent and read it with a little more passion in his voice
Hola, Jimbro. Como Estas?
Me estoy despertando y bebiendo café
Estoy tratando de fingir que el invierno casi ha terminado
Wakey wakey
Leon- McMurry. I wanted specific breeds and they go fast, and I really wasn’t positive I wanted more birds, but to get what I want I had to order fast.
/waits for someone to ask what I got.
/gets pictures ready
I really wanted not to miss these; http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-l68PuxSC0yo/UH4bXb0Z8wI/AAAAAAAACc4/1Xz8A0HvsHg/s1600/bcp.jpg
And I got some of these: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/59/01/265901df516a51671efb4173bfb1b94f.jpg
and some of these: https://www.thehappychickencoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Delaware.jpg
then i got some white cochins (which are like the buff, but white) and Ameraucana – which are excellent layers /blue eggs.
EVERYONE up here has some type of flu . Work is a disaster. I had to cover class for one of the coaches. Wash your hands, people.
All kidding aside, those are some good looking chickens Carin! Good luck with them
I have not seen either “Thin Red Line” or “Dumb and Dumber”.
Vaccine shed doesn’t exist for mRNA jabs.
Real vaccines don’t do this, and the people making $billions are still pretending that’s what these are, even though the same shit happened with every test animal set.
Good use of the Benny Hill theme.
Haven’t slept decently in days. It’s starting to affect how I function. Ignorant COVID crazies triggered by my post-cold cough. Fuckit. Taking a day, maybe two, to fix my sleep and my cough. Can’t force some things. Like this.
Brain’s so frakked I actually checked to confirm a misderp last night. Bleah. Hate when I’m like this. Not a person I want to be.
thin red line meh. dumb and dumber must see
I hesitate to call Sean’s dper last night a ‘missed’ derp. I think maybe he’s changing it up, sick of the same lineup all the time. He’s gettin’ jiggy with it.
I think we all know it’s just early dementia.
Stay strong Sean, we’re all with you.
This is how they arrest you if you demonstrated against covid in GermanY:
And here’s how the German’s arrest you for protesting against coal: https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1615462490749665282
Germans.
Greta’s arrest was a staged media event. Theater.
Boots in faces for wuflu was real.
Yep.
Something tells me that Germans never really changed after WW2. They just picked a different ideology to hide behind to justify the same kind of behavior.
I would like to quadruple my admin rate at H2.
looks like pepe is at Shot Show. I hope all the knives stay safe, and don’t go on a killing rampage, like all those guns do all the time.
Question: why do the guns only self activate and kill in big democrat cities, and not in rural areas, where there are a lot more guns in relation to population? That has always puzzled me.
Some people would discern the difference between gassing jews and manhandling protesters, but I take your point.
Jay, because we teach our guns how to behave out here in the country.
The city folks let their kids run wild and likewise their guns.
I would like to quadruple my admin rate at H2.
The board approved this request.
Don’t go to the Mothership for a while until they get this mess cleaned up.
Should be safe by early afternoon when Ace gets in.
I see hotspur was at the bookstore
Shit like that is why I buy paper towels in bulk.
Reportedly, Bill Gates didn’t attend WEF’s Annual Davos gathering because of “security concerns”. Good, I want him afraid to leave his house or eat food without a taster for the rest of his miserable existence.
Vlad, it’s still worth “accidentally” JDAMing, but I can’t promise the shrine unless there’s a separate umbrella-poking incident.
Everything is fake.
If the Greta’s of the world got their asses kicked they would change their minds about global warming.
I’m not advocating violence just a good old fashioned baton to the misshapen scowl. Is that violence?
Every dude in that tranny video the other day is a victim of an insufficient amount of bullying. Ditto for Greta’s parents and now Greta herself.
Some people will only adopt civilized habits under duress.
youtube: Did you catch Crowders latest vid on his search for a new “contract”?
Quite the collection of scum, is the right wing podcast/video network.
On another vid, Tim Pool says he makes 8 figures, most of it himself.
All is well … the medicalization for life of perfectly healthy people is nothing to be concerned about.
https://thepostmillennial.com/canada-opens-its-first-vaginoplasty-post-op-clinic-to-deal-with-high-rate-of-complications?utm_medium=email&utm_source=deployer&utm_campaign=newsletter
Once hair is “in the vault” there is nothing to be done about it. Some times a “woman” has hair growing IN their hoo haa. Perfectly normal.
If you prefer women w/o hair in their “vault” you may be transphobic.
If you have hair in your “vault”, society has failed you.
“Further adverse effects include concerns about sexual function. 11.3 percent experienced anorgasmia, the inability to achieve orgasm, and 11.3 percent reported dyspareunia, painful intercourse.”
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I’m amazed that anorgasmia is only 11.3%. HTF does a man have an orgasm if his wiener is inverted? The point of the male orgasm is to rapidly jettison the baby batter into a hopefully fertile receptacle. (Scientists are still working on the reason why females supposedly have orgasms. Some of the funding was diverted for Covid purposes.)
dyspareunia
The old med school joke was dyspareunia is better than no pareunia which makes little sense to anyone but stressed out individuals spending too much time in the library
An intact prostate still has erectile tissue surrounding it, and lots of men have conditioned themselves to “orgasm” when that organ is drained. Works on farm animals, too.
But I sorta thought the whole mutilation process took the prostate with it. It’s not like it’s got anything to do but get cancer after you’ve got no wang.
Don’t read before lunch.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2023/01/17/zulock-case-pt-1-n2618219
Roamy, sorry to hear about your afib. Have you ever had any allergy issues that may trigger it?
My MIL’s last afib episode was in reaction to a nickel allergy. She knew she had the nickel allergy and was eating properly and had long discarded all her stainless steel cookware. But that particular week she was going hog wild on a bag of avocadoes, not knowing those are high in nickel. Took a few days for it to catch up with her but then boom, and we took her to the ED.
I’m skipping lunch today
Carin, I read something recently about Elton John and his “husband” having two minor children at home and thought to myself, “This fucking guy is old as the hills, why the hell would he adopt little boys now?”
Yeah, I’m thinking it.
I figure the Buttjugs will be there in a few years, too.
https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/17/national-hurricane-center-tracking-something-strange-over-atlantic/
Hotspur, I believe the history shows the Third Reich did far more than just the Holocaust. Not to diminish that, but the Gestapo terrorized the general population and imprisoned and executed quite a few citizens for wrongthink.
https://historyplex.com/facts-about-gestapo-you-may-not-know
Kind of like what the German Polizei are doing now. German government officials have advocated for imprisoning and forced covid vaccinations. It really does seem to be in their national psyche to terrorize and abuse anyone advocating against the official line. Their courts even want to force vaccination on a holocaust survivor and commit her to psychiatric facility. That is Grade A nazi-like behavior.
So it is that behavior that I was drawing comparison with (and why I didn’t mention the Holocaust in the original post).
They haven’t really changed anything.
Why did the chicken go to Cross Fit?
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To work on his pecks.
My neighbor bragged that his dog can retrieve a ball thrown almost 1/4 mile away.
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That sounds pretty far fetched to me.
Ace is calling Biden’s lawyers his “hand-picked praetorian guard,” that might destroy evidence against him, to contrast them against…the honest cops of the FBI?
Once hair is “in the vault” there is nothing to be done about it. Some times a “woman” has hair growing IN their hoo haa. Perfectly normal.
If you prefer women w/o hair in their “vault” you may be transphobic.
I have no idea what any of this means.
This seems like a bad sign, if only because we’re now admitting that these caches existed.
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/pentagon-forced-tap-unreported-ammo-stockpile-israel-support-ukraine
Plus now we don’t have them for things. Kinda like not having a Strategic Petroleum Reserve and whatnot. Or all the equipment we left behind in Trashcanistan.
It’s almost like our actual enemies are making sure we can’t do fuckall if we need to.
I have no idea what any of this means.
“Vault” is the euphemism for the suppurating permanent wound that’s supposed to pass for a vagina in a man who’s lost his dick along with his mind. Sometimes the skin folded back into this mutilated monstrosity continues to grow hair and irritate the wound in a manner analogous to an inbred sharpei’s skin folds.
Trashcanistan
I’m stealing that.
I already stole it once, enjoy.
doubly-yoinked
I’m pretty sure the world didn’t need to know that we have clandestine ammo dumps in Israel. Or anywhere else.
My 16 y.o. grandson who has been giving his mother and granny heartburn because he wants to be trans, has recently expressed an interest in my historical figure painting hobby, except he’s more interested in this Warhammer 40K thing. He’s been doing some gaming with his buddies and would like me to teach him how to paint the figures.
I’m more than happy to do this but I don’t know anything about Warhammer 40k, so not sure it would be a wholesome subject and not open some other fucking can of worms.
HotBride thinks it would be good for him to experience male bonding which he’s never had with his toolbox of a dad, and I sort of agree. Plus hanging out with guy buddies gaming should be good and normal for a teenage boy.
Anyone know anything about Warhammer 40k, because I don’t know shit bout it?
I’d lay money on Leon being your Warhammer 40k man
I’ve only seen it advertised as a comic book adaptation. I move 180 degrees away from any video game based comic books on general principle
Warhammer 40k is the most un-woke IP left standing. It’s literally about humanity fighting aliens and abominations spawned straight from actual Hell.
Nick Rikieta (based lawyer guy who does FNT sometimes) has done figure-painting streams.
On the surface, it’s just another minis wargame with fairly simple rules, but there’re dozens of novels and piles of lore for it.
https://www.nobleknight.com/Products/Warhammer-40000—Custom-Built-Miniatures
I need to be in good enough shape to wear this shirt out of the house.

Just, er, be careful of Slaanesh comes up, ‘k?
The fact that the writers knew Slaanesh was one of the bad guys is to their credit.
Only Brother Tim, Jam, and me are left in the Biden deadpool.
As a reminder…
1st prize is a signed Jordan Peterson book (must guess the day correctly)
2nd prize is a block of fat
3rd prize is a Richard Simmons face mask
Thanks guys, I will check these out.
I just hoped it wasn’t some weirdo thing like where people go to cons dressed up in furry costumes or some other such bullshittery.
I checked out Nick Rikieta and see he hangs out with Sargon, and I think he’s a pretty squared away guy. So far so good.
Jimbro, the idea is to paint the figures yourself, not buy them that way. Well painted figures sell in the $500 and up realm, so unless you’re rich and have no talent, you have to paint them yourself.
I paint mostly Napoleonics in 54mm scale, and I’ve won numerous awards, and that’s what my grandson wants me to teach him except he’s not really interested in the Napoleonic era.
I paint mostly Napoleonics in 54mm scale, and I’ve won numerous awards, and that’s what my grandson wants me to teach him except he’s not really interested in the Napoleonic era.
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I saw a health economist speak last week and his example of things not turning out the way you want was a picture of Napoleon. Then halfway through it was just Napolean’s eyes watching everyone. Quite funny.
https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/01/16/outrageous-but-unsurprising-canadian-judge-tosses-case-against-guards-who-killed-a-woman-for-not-wearing-a-mask-n524001
It’s for your safety.
the idea is to paint the figures yourself, not buy them that way.
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That’s what I figured. I didn’t look too close at the items they had but I was hoping they’d have some 40k figures in the raw, so to speak, for you guys to paint.
Interesting hobby. If I took it up I’d begin with farm animals and work up to famous pr0n stars. Or soldiers from various time periods in US history.
It’s for your safety.
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Canada is ripe for a revolution
Albexit! Saskastewalkout!
Quebexeunt?
Nova Scootcha
I don’t know what their First Nations would make of it. I suspect they’d have Nunavut.
As of 1:45 pm CST, Rebecca is out of surgery, the doctor came and talked with us and he is quite pleased with how the surgery went. She will be in recovery for about another hour, then we should be able to go back and see her.
Thank you all for your kind words and prayers – they have truly sustained us 😊❤️
Quebexicunt
I seriously have a live one on my face douche. Poat from a few days ago about tipped wages.
Thanks for the update, TiFW 🙏🏼❤️
Goodness, Teresa, that must be a relief!
wow, she was a peach, car in!
The real minimum wage is 0
We saw Jake at Disneyland. No entourage. He was wearing a hoodie. Dave Grohl. Seal and Heidi Klum. We play a game where we look for people that look like celebrities, without actually being a celebrity. We saw Jay Leno at Caesars in Vegas.
Continued prayers for Rebecca’s health, TiFW.
Whoo boy…..well, that was fun (not)!
Apparently there is a phase in post-anesthesia recovery called “Excitation”, and most of the time the family doesn’t see it. And that is a very good thing!
We got back to the recovery area to find Rebecca squirming out of the device they had attached her to to keep her legs the correct distance apart and she was in pain and confused and had the strength of 10 Grinches plus 2.
She was sitting upright in the bed, she had her feet drawn up into herself, she had pulled off her covers and her gown and the Foley catheter and the pulse ox lead and all of the leads on her body and the dressing over her surgical scar and was trying to pull out her IVs, screaming at the top of her lungs and acting like a mad woman.
Took 5 nurses plus Paul and me to calm her down enough to get enough serious pain meds and relaxants into her system so that she didn’t hurt herself.
We are exhausted!
My ex went through a mild version of that while coming down from dental sedation for wisdom teeth. Weird and scary to be there for it.
I know no one cares, but the people who own D&D just nuked themselves into – hopefully – a permanent death spiral, at least with tabletop gaming. Tried to change the “open game license” a prior leadership team had established to try and help get a lot of community buy-in and make it into essentially a “you pay us or we sue you” virus. The Nerds, God bless them, appear to have said “fuck you and fuck your bugbear” en masse.
TiFW, continued 🙏🏼 for her recovery. I’m glad you were able to be there for Rebecca.
Leon, Mr Sofia Vergara is a D&D dungeon master.
OMG local news just highlighted Fiona and Fritz, and every single thing in the broadcast was wrong. I’m freaking out. Even LIV Dan is laughing at the “News”
We had big wheel races as teenagers in Tx. Without too much detail, cops would break up our races. They hated Christmas in July.
Our new son-in-law is a Dungeon Master. Apparently there are people out there with more money than we will ever see in our lifetime who are willing to pay someone to run a weekly game for them and their friends. Son-in-law gets a salary, paid vacation, medical and dental insurance, and a couple of Vegas trips each year.
Of course, Paul and I are worried that this isn’t going to last, but there are actually people chomping at the bit for Daniel to come work for them, if he ever decides to leave his current guy (who also pays for “friends” to play with him every week – and lose).
Nice work if you can get it, I guess. He and Sarah are making it work –
I had the Green Machine. Christ, how I wish I could go back to those days.
Or at least remember to be as happy as I was.
I’d settle for that much.
Mr. RFH, Rocketboy, and Mini-me all play D&D, but no one is getting paid for it, unless it’s in snacks. I used to play, but I grew up.
Jacinda Ardern is stepping down as NZ prime minister. Probably walking away before there’s a lamppost, a rope, some assembly required.
Bro Tim had the Green Machine, yeah that was the amazing evolution in the form. I didn’t get that one though I greatly desired it. I have a vague memory of pedaling my Big Wheel way out of my neighborhood to a major crossroad when I was 5-6. It was one of those “How far can you go before anyone stops you?” quests. Pretty far actually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_wheel_(tricycle)
too poor to have one…
plus rural – red neck kid
they wouldnt have worked in the woods
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Comment by Brother Tim on January 18, 2023 2:55 pm
I don’t know what their First Nations would make of it. I suspect they’d have Nunavut.
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that’s some funny shit
Desmond enjoyed Ramona’s paella.
crowder just detonated a media nuke wow. he has the goods on daily wire