Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
All the talk about vaccine passports made me think of this.
Now for the hunks. From “Going Postal”, Richard Coyle.
I may have to rent “Lorna Doone”.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Yep, a repeat.
Another actor from “Going Postal”.
Last, but not least.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Mornin’ fags
I have never heard that song before. It has a good pedigree:
Song: This Flight Tonight
Artist: Nazareth
Album: This Flight Tonight
Writers: Joni Mitchell
Ben is doing a lot of solo flights these days in prep for his “check flight” where he gets his license. Also studying his ass off for the exam portion of the test. I’m happy he’s motivated to become a pilot and is self directed to learn because Lord knows the public school system isn’t all that challenging these days. Two days of classes and “homework” that he can get done rather quickly.
Comment by PepeLp on March 9, 2021 8:01 pm
Impressive. Reminds me of your mom at the end.
https://tinyurl.com/33mh22w6
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That is some amazing athleticism and skills not to mention a fantastic performance by her bathing suit
Comment by ChrisP on March 9, 2021 11:55 pm
For those of you that still don’t know who is the mystery LEO that killed Ashli Babbitt…
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I had read about him being identified within a week or two of the shooting with all that info on some other site. Had she been BLM in Portland or elsewhere that guy would have had a media colonoscopy by now.
That’s so cool, Jimbro. How old is Ben?
Video needed a B-52 carpet bombing the runway at the end.
The one hunk up there is from Outlander, which should have been called Rapelander. One of the characters from that series went on to play Prince Phillip in The Crown. Now I can never un-see him as the role he played in Rapelander. Terrible series – stopped watching after first five or six episodes.
Prince Phillip is no angel. His “activism” is, if anything, more wicked than Markle. She’s just in it for for money and attention. He’s genocidal.
Good morning hostages!
Who has two thumbs and ran the best m4 range in the history of the U.S. Army yesterday? This guy! We qualified 100% of the company in just over 3 hours. No big deal. Well, I am kind of a big deal, but no big deal, iykwim.
Of course, my excellent mood has about 2 more minutes to live now that we are getting a new day underway.
He’s 17 Mare. Got his driver’s license a few months before age 16 with restrictions of driving to school/work only so he’s a mature kid for sure.
Be glad I wasn’t in your company St. Jude. I barely qualified when we shot at our ROTC Advanced Camp. I had next to zero practice, was shooting an old M16 with iron sites and probably needed glasses that I didn’t wear because it was hot and they got dirty quickly so it was clearer without them. After hitting the minimum required targets they quickly got me back on the bus all the while thinking “Sweet Baby Jesus, if this guy is on the line we’re all doomed”.
Yeah, Phillip isn’t portrayed too nicely in The Crown – none of the royals are, but he is portrayed as smug, arrogant, entitled, superior. Basically, a democrat and GOPe.
wakey wakey
or those of you that still don’t know who is the mystery LEO that killed Ashli Babbitt…
http://republicbroadcasting.org/news/redpilled-media-exclusive-us-capitol-special-agent-david-bailey-who-murdered-ashli-babbitt-is-a-brazilian-immigrant-and-black-lives-matter-militant-he-repeatedly-threatened-to-kill-trump-su/
Comment by Sobek on March 10, 2021 1:17 am
Chris, I’m upset about that shooting too, but that website sounds like it’s written by a lunatic.
I have heard similar shortly after it happened. It would really explain why we’re hearing ZERO about the shooter.
i remember range days. Hated them. Had to wear the full batte rattle – the kevlar knocking my BCGs outta whack.
MyCompany range the M-16 range at Graf one time. I was the Safety briefing and rodding people off the range. My shining moment. My PSGT was in the tower giving instructions. Guy was from West Virginia and had to read off a prepared piece of paper and constantly eff’d it all up.
“Place your selector switch on safe and scan your lane.”
wut?
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2021/03/hollywood-celebrities-are-abusing-their.html
Oof N8, we were just in BDU’s and steel pot helmets (kevlar helmets hadn’t trickled down to cadets yet in ’85). Can’t imagine I’d have shot better with more equipment on than a helmet and canteen.
I want to believe.
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/activist-milo-yiannopoulos-is-now-ex-gay-consecrating-his-life-to-st-joseph
I read that earlier. They’re REALLY going to hate him now.
Jude – 3 hours to qualify and 3 days to clean weapons, amiright?
I really just can’t get over that video yesterday of BuyDen. He honestly looked seriously confused, as his staff frantically tried to protect him from being asked a single question. It was almost as if he needed a leash so they could pull him away.
To be a fly on the wall of the white house right now.
*high fives the Judester!
He’s going to bite Jill soon.
all according to prophecy Car in
*starts the countdown to LBGTQRTUVWXYZ denouncing Milo as “not really gay”
My followers have been giving me a crash course in all-American straight guy aesthetics, which apparently include growing a mullet and learning to drive stick.
Heh, he’s got a sense of humor about it.
oh jeez, he brought up conversion therapy, so expect much drama on this coming up.
*waits for a drive by poat
He has a point, though. Literally any other habit deleterious to human health you can seek and receive help for. Sodomy is manifestly unhealthy with lab data to back that up, but it’s protected because globohomo says so.
I have always loved milo. his knowledge, wit, and inherent intelligence is rare.
I like Milo too. He a pot stirrer.
I’m trying to remember if he’s done an interview with Patrick Coffin (former Catholic Answers host who podcasts now) or if that’s something I should look forward to. He’s had some really good guests.
I like him too.
I watched him recently on Bill Maher and one of the guests, said “hang on a minute, fuck you.” and then continued his point. By the end everyone has told him to fuck off.
He considered that a win.
The guy who killed Ashli Babbitt should be in jail. We know he isn’t because it’s ok to shoot an unarmed woman who has the wrong beliefs.
And we all know if the was BLM and the roles were reversed she would still be on her funeral procession.
Everything is a lie.
Everything is NOT a lie!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/03/michelle-obama-inducted-national-womens-hall-fame/
Men have to accomplish something to get into any Hall of Fame, even the crappy ones.
Women just have to be. What a great lesson to teach.
Happy Big Mike’s Day!
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/03/german-state-govt-says-no-permit-needed-islamic-robert-spencer/
“Dad, we’re of German descent, right? We don’t look anything like those people, though.”
“We’re the only German people that remain, Punkin. The land of our people was abandoned and invaded. Germany is no more.”
Okay bitches, I’m vaccinated.
A national women’s hall of fame sounds like a joke.
Congrats of your vag! You could have done the exact same things with a dick and would be called ‘normal’.
MOM, MJ IS BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING IN A BAD WAY AGAIN!!!!!
You could have done the same thing with a dick and it would have been called Wednesday.
Leon, the Germans have their third world imports (mostly from Turkey) segregated. But eventually they’ll have to kill them all and that might be kind of interesting to watch.
Germans are pretty efficient and they’ve had practice in this particular market.
Jude – 3 hours to qualify and 3 days to clean weapons, amiright?
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No… the M-4s actually like a little carbon. Protects and lubes (sywm). Need to be clean, but not basic training level, use the charging handle as a spoon level clean. We cleaned last night in the barracks, done in about an hour. Then bore-lighted the infrared lasers. Too easy.
Jimbro, there is a brand new TC (832 pages) for range operations and a completely new qualification standard. Heavy focus on pre-marksmanship instruction and VERY heavy focus on establishing a zero. It works. Even bad shooters are knocking them down on what is now a pretty complicated course, simply due to familiarity with the weapon system and confidence in the zero.
back to working on 20 year old applications, and getting IE designed apps to work in Edge/Chrome.
*snickers as everybody gets that glassy eyed look
MJ, the native German fertility rate is like 0.3. They’re done.
Where exactly is the National Women’s Hall of Fame?
Audio with with weird video. Bill Burr on Michelle obama.
HS, it’s in the kitchen at Cooperstown, by the broom closet
*runs
If the front door doesn’t look like a giant labial display, they’re doin it rong.
here, through these pink curtains…
Come on, join the train to hell! I’ve got paste!
Okay bitches, I’m vaccinated.
“Vaccinated”.
Any side effects yet? Do you have a sudden urge to build a shrine to Bill Gates?
Okay bitches, I’m vaccinated.
Your daily hot beef injection doesn’t count as “vaccinated.”
Joe biden got vaccinated and look at him.
Reddit is a leftist, IFLS sewer, so expect this sub to be cancelled soon:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CovidVaccinated/
They have a tag for “Side Effects”, and we all know there can’t be any of those.
24yo breastfeeding mothers are getting ‘vaccinated’ on advice that it will be totally safe for the baby, certainly better than giving the baby the virus!
The virus that doesn’t kill or even affect babies. At all.
Just so pupster knows, my headphones are out for delivery, 3 days early.
The only side effect I’m feeling so far is an unusually strong urge to bang your mom.
not sure on the doesn’t affect babies, but it’s certainly not lethal.
Gonna try out Bongino’s podcast. Adding it to Steve Deace and Megyn Kelly. Listen to beck’s highlight show on the way home. Shapiro has pissed me off so many times that I’m not on the Daily Wire bandwagon, but I’ll have to rethink that.
Jesse Kelly on The First is good too (I’m Right). That’s Bill O’Reilly’s network, Dana Loesch and Buck sexton on there too.
WarRoom is pretty good most days if you aren’t already on that train.
I was on TV, but haven’t been on podcast.
all these podcasts are all in on Home Title lock. Is this really that big of a problem?
Ben Shapiro can be a bit annoying at times. He’s the skinny little know it all kid who never knew when to keep his mouth shut in just about every class you were ever in with him.
But he’s right a lot, so I watch.
Well done, St Jude!!!!
I agree, he’s right a lot. He seems to hit my buttons pretty well, though. But that should be a reason to listen for me, if I’m going to be honest and challenge myself.
Question Hostages, have any of you received weird “tax refund” checks from the government?
For example one for $4.97?
I just wish he would drop the jew boy routine and take that stupid skull cap off.
It’s virtue signaling, and it isn’t becoming.
No, but I regularly get refund checks from your mom.
We (husband and I) love the War Room.
Seriously hostages how about a check for $164 for “economic impact payment?”
My fist, Hotspur’s poon, some assembly required.
Jay, why do you need to “challenge yourself” with politics? Doesn’t the nightly news (which I do not watch) do that enough?
After reading the comments from the top, Hotspur sounds horny today.
I try and challenge myself with everything, mare, not just politics.
Heh, Facebook fact checks every god damn post, yet still allows scammers to post ads for things that are definitely a ripoff.
Bandsaws for $29.99? Full gas range sized griddles for $39.97? You expect me to click and buy that? No way that’s what is advertised.
But please lecture me on politics.
I attended high school in Germany back in the early 90s and then was stationed in Germany in the early 2000s. It is incredible how much it has changed for the worse. A soldier in my platoon was sucker punched one night by a Turk.
When we went for platoon runs outside the Kaserne we’d pass by this one house where the guy had erected a Statue of Liberty holding a missile. Clearly he hated American soldiers in Germany. His dogs would go ape shit too. Germany gets what it deserves. Not sure why we bother with NATO anymore.
Not sure why we bother with NATO anymore.
Because the political class, both elected and bureaucrats, are too stupid and scared to live in the new world following the fall of the USSR. The institutional arrangements made during the Cold War benefitted them, so they are trying to keep them alive even as the world changes.
Anyone else feel like our country is being lead by a giant puppet right now?
I mean, that we literally have an empty seat? And the media. Honestly we should start stringing the media up from poles. They are honestly responsible for this.
Not using Trump’s likeness with permission: GOP
Using Trump’s likeness with permission: https://winning-energy.com/
Heh.
No NATO means no Ukraine grift money, that’s no good at all.
Sign above National Women’s Hall of Fame:
“You are about to enter the National Women’s Hall of Fame. Please Calm Down!”
I challenge myself with everything except politics. We are fighting a tsunami of garbage, we don’t have the time to sit and think “huh, is sex education for 5 year olds possibly a great thing?”
No, no it isn’t.
I don’t tend to pick the really outlandish ideas, but you are right.
Why would someone who has had covid get vaccinated? WTF
Comment by Car in on March 10, 2021 10:52 am
Anyone else feel like our country is being lead by a giant puppet right now?
I mean, that we literally have an empty seat? And the media. Honestly we should start stringing the media up from poles. They are honestly responsible for this.
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Carin, I don’t feel it I know it.
This is is exactly like the Obama Administration. That idiot wasn’t running anything. There was a cabal of lefty policy makers that were in charge. And horribly, there is a similar cast of characters in the “Biden Administration.”
He’s not running anything. FFS he can’t even handle a dog.
hahahahahah, Jay, that’s not an outlandish idea. That exact bill is being presented to the NY legislature right now by a woman rep from Rochester.
Why would someone who has had covid get vaccinated? WTF
VARIANTS!!!111!!!
And for the record they’ll need for the “passport”. And also because they’ve been gaslit so hard they’d instagram themselves drinking their own urine if Fauci told them it would keep them safe.
Every “outlandish” idea is becoming a policy.
Where have you been?
This is is exactly like the Obama Administration. That idiot wasn’t running anything.
This is Obama’s third term. The current administration is crammed full of rehires from 2008-2016. Obama is in charge.
Leon nailed it. Lauraw used the perfect term “mind fucked.” The weak minded have been so mentally screwed into a fear spiral that getting rid of these effing masks could take years and for some never.
Possum is reading now. “School” has been less than an hour each day for the last few months. I want her to get more time with other kids, but there’s a lot to be said for the efficiency and thrift of this thus far.
No, he’s not, Hotspur. Why do you think Jarrett moved into his DC house with him and Michelle. She’s on of those calling the moves.
I think you missed the part where Ayers wrote his books, Harvard lowered their standards for him (the editor of the law review was always tops in the class), and listening to some of his recorded lectures was an utter embarrassment. Have you ever wondered why his highschool, college and post grad grades and papers were sealed?
He’s hanging out in Hawaii, Martha’s Vineyard and anywhere else his rich lefty friends invite him. He’s playing a shit ton of golf too.
Where he went to highschool, Obama was not known as being particularly bright. Ummm, rather less than mediocre. He’s not pulling the strings on any major plans.
Plus and most importantly, he’s lazy as shit.
Jarrett isn’t really in charge either, she’s just a pawn of the Muslim Brotherhood. The Clintons were just a garden-variety crime family, 0 and his crew are literal enemies of the people.
0 is so personally stupid that I doubt he’s even aware of who ran him.
No one is in charge. You have multiple factions each trying to gain influence.
Calm down, Mare.
There is also a reason that Obama was the tabla rasa. He, as a figure head, could be anything a voter wanted, while behind the scenes we had Kerry, Ayers, Soros, Jarrett, others in the Chicago political machine (who made Obama), Rice and a host of tech bilionaires and Wall Street money giants.
Like Alex said multi factions (I’d add, of the left) vying to get what they want.
Oh Christ, she’s gonna blow.
What’s sad? They’re getting what they want and the majority of Americans don’t want it. I don’t GAF if Tulsi thought the election was legit, Americans are being forced into policies the majority do not want.
That’s the really sad thing, we can’t even vote our way out of this. It’s a scam from top to bottom.
Hotspur stop acting silly because you were wrong. It’s okay, we still like your horny jokes.
The birdbath is a solid chunk of ice and it’s 53 degrees outside. New England.
I continue to believe that Biden will make it to a second term but it’s getting a lot harder when he looks like he’s out of steam.
I almost feel bad for him. But I don’t cuz he’s a massive cunt.
He’s not going to make it, MJ. Compare his speaking and appearance to five years ago. He obviously has dementia and he’s declining quickly. It’s a fatal disease. He will very likely die in or out of office, in his first term. The only reason he looks as good as he does is because long term memory persists, and all your long-learned skills remain intact. This guy has been doing blah-blah speech reading for 50 years and he can still pull it off. But short term memory goes to shit. That’s what we have been seeing right now. They will be removing him from office pretty soon. I bet they’re debating it right now, if they haven’t already planned out the point at which they decided to make the switch.
I doubt Biden even gets a second year. We’re on a month-by-month basis right now.
My guess is he’ll announce his resignation sometime in July. They need it to be far enough from the election that people don’t start making the obvious conclusion that his problems were hid from the voters, and his handlers need time to get everything established before they hand it off to Kamala.
I see what you’re saying, lumpface. Its pretty obvious that the transition from a protected campaign to being the actual (fake) president has been hard on him.
Regardless of what’s happening behind the scenes he’s being engaged all day, which is probably exhausting for someone who did next to nothing for the past 12 years.
Don’t forget. He’s basically been retired for over a decade.
Most people with this disease are not taken care of very well. Biden will get the best care money can buy.
Compare the comments from this week with the debate. He’s in rapid decline, He’s got weeks, maybe months, Not years.
When he does get removed, the media will go in to hyperdrive touting the first WOC President while not covering how Biden’s mental faculties should have kept him from running for office.
I’m with Leon – he’s gonna have to go soon because he won’t be giving a SOTU address.
If he’s like other dementia patients I have known, it’s the opposite, MJ. He’s tiring his caretakers out. Demented people do not sleep. They are strung out, up at all hours, busy busy busy, walking around and needing to be distracted with tasks, and they take only catnaps. I bet Joe’s quite impulsive and tries to do things he shouldn’t and that’s how he got hurt a few months back.
My wife is getting vaccinated tomorrow morning. She’s been pursuing this opportunity like a coon dog for a month. When she texted me to tell me she’d finally landed an appointment she asked if I was gonna get vaccinated. I gave her a one word answer and it started with “no”. The difference is she watches 3-4 hours of tv per day and I watch 3-4 minutes per week.
If he’s like other dementia patients I have known, it’s the opposite, MJ. He’s tiring his caretakers out. Demented people do not sleep. They are strung out, up at all hours, busy busy busy, walking around and needing to be distracted with tasks, and they take only catnaps. I bet Joe’s quite impulsive and tries to do things he shouldn’t and that’s how he got hurt a few months back.
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Interesting. I’m thinking back to all of beasn’s posts and I can’t even imagine. No wonder Dr Jill is always around.
I’m with Leon – he’s gonna have to go soon because he won’t be giving a SOTU address.
If he makes it that far they’ll announce that he’s going to submit a written SOTU due to either COVID, or the ongoing security threat.
HE WAS CHASING THE DOG NAKED OUT OF THE SHOWER
The fact that anyone thought that was a good excuse is fucking hilarious.
I’m not getting the vaccine either. Know why?
“‘Cause I. Am. The baddest of them all.
If you Ain’t ’bout money
Then I don’t mess with y’all.”
– Krispy Kreme (AKA Froggy Fresh)
Was thinking that as a possibility too Alex. He’ll not give one prime time to protect the children.
My mom is having me take her to get her shot next tuesday. SHe asked me if she wanted to try to get an appointment for me as well.I gave her a one word answer (also) that rhymes with “ho”.
I told her that I wasn’t getting the shot unless it was guaranteed that I could live free the very next day – concerts with sweaty people knocking into me, marathons, races, etc.
Until that point,I can wait this out.
I never thought of it before but all of your hobbies involve large sweaty groups of people.
What will you do with this new found realization?
Gardening doesn’t.
Theory destroyed.
But you’re a pro at gardening. Not a hobby.
Theory holds.
There is a sign at work that says you have to have a vaccination even if you had Covid.
Reasons.
Maybe she participates in World Naked Gardening Day? Then the theory would hold.
What will you do with this new found realization?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgy
Gonna try out Bongino’s podcast. Adding it to Steve Deace and Megyn Kelly. Listen to beck’s highlight show on the way home. Shapiro has pissed me off so many times that I’m not on the Daily Wire bandwagon, but I’ll have to rethink that.
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Bongino is good, high energy. Can be a little offsetting if you like a calm, measured delivery. His shows run about an hour so they’re easy to catch up on. I’ve stopped tuning into Rush’s show at this point. They say they’ll do “Best Of” shows until people are ready to move on. Hopefully a new voice emerges that is inspiring and humorous to fill the void.
not seeing Bannon’s War Room podcast on iHeart
You don’t think they’re preparing a replacement?
There is a sign at work that says you have to have a vaccination even if you had Covid.
Get an attorney. I smell blood.
Or, you know, fake a receipt.
Just come into work with a bandaid on your shoulder. I think you also have to post it on social media. DONE.
I got my card today. First dose is filled in. Second dose gets filled in on 4/7. These would be so fucking easy to counterfeit.
Hotspur, you could start a side business.
So, they’re doing an album of Paul McCartney covers – and Josh Homme is doing a cover of a 2020 song.
WHY?
I don’t know what else /who else. Beck is doing something . Maybe he’ll choose something more interesting.
H2 Vaccination Solutions
I think that’s been used before.
Hotspur, my wife is a genuine photoshop professional. My laserjet will take cardstock. Want to hook the rest of us in Wretched Halfwhitmer’s gulag up?
I’m sure they’re auditioning Carin. From soon after the diagnosis Rush knew the clock was ticking for him and, as a shrewd businessman, he probably shifted into legacy planning. Whether it’s under the auspices of his EIB or completely separate I have no idea.
Jay, I watch/listen on Rumble. Here’s the podcast link: http://warroom.ctcin.bio/
On this day in 1996, Bill Clinton soiled a blue dress.
ah yes, rumble, thanks!
Oh it’s even worse. They are simply doing Mccartney’s 2020 album which … who cares?
I hate to be like that, but … seriously.
Is this album some critically acclaimed thing that I’ve overlooked?
Pretty sure H2 vaccination solutions ™ is mine.
I will expect a cut.
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The most I’ve seen of the Markles’ interview
LOL Yep
Hell, if Ogabe can do it to his birth certificate, why can’t we do it to a vaccine card?
the Markles’ interview
Well played. Kudos.
I will expect a cut.
I just want the product. I’ll give ’em away to anyone who asks.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
He and Kamala are going to see a lot of Trump supporters on their journey.https://www.W.S. Jenks & Sonthegatewaypundit.com/2021/03/bidens-handlers-announce-hastily-planned-road-show-prop-kamala-harris-joes-dementia-becomes-impossible-conceal/
bah!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/03/bidens-handlers-announce-hastily-planned-road-show-prop-kamala-harris-joes-dementia-becomes-impossible-conceal/
If there were a contraceptive vaccine…
Today is a paperwork day, so I’m listening to every Deftones album in order.
*devil horns*
Just started “Around the Fur.”
SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT!!!
Leon, please check out peer-reviewed research addressing the efficacy of magnesium L-threonate for improving cognitive function and report back here, okay, thanks.
The cover for Around The Fur inspired me to look at an angle to see if the fur was actually visible.
Who are the Deftones? Are they the guys with plastic hats and Whip it?
No, Mighty Mighty Deftones are the guys who did that heavy brass number “The Impression that I Get”.
Leon, please check out peer-reviewed research addressing the efficacy of magnesium L-threonate for improving cognitive function and report back here, okay, thanks.
I’ll see if I can squeeze that in over the 4-day, single-father drill weekend that starts Thursday night.
Yes, J’ames. I loved their song “whip it”:
What Lauraw said. Some dementia patients have that part of the brain that controls sleep completely destroyed. When you think, “that person has been up all day, surely they’ll sleep tonight” nope, they have no sleep cycle regulator. It’s horrible for care givers.
Jimbro, you can listen to only Matt Walsh either via podcast or youtube. He’s the best of the Daily Wire anyway.
Jay, I’m stealing that contraception vaccine deal. I don’t know what I’m going to do with it, but thanks!.
Funny how with Trump you had all sorts of leaks about his “behavior” but the Biden WH is sealed up like a drum.
Of course, it’s the media. THey could have the stories WRITTEN and formatted for them, and they still wouldn’t publish.
They’re not dubbed the palace guard for nuthin.
I think Joe’s been bad for a long time, we saw it on the campaign trail. But with most dementia patients some days are great, or part of the day is great and then they lose it. I think he was greatly controlled with regard to his schedule and when debate time came he was pumped full of B2, adenochrome and anything else they could find to keep his cells firing and the receptors chemically agile.
You’re a Lying dog faced pony soldier is a totally acceptable comment from a guy running for President.
Funny, the most unpopular and unlikable woman running who couldn’t get any delegates will be President of the United States. As planned. We have zero control over this.
Found this:
https://factba.se/biden/calendar/
It’s nice that he’s pretending to go to mass.
White Pony time, Bitchez!
I am crushing the paper work today, thanks to Chino Moreno. Here’s something for y’all to do while I’m slaying the day:
He doesn’t seem super busy but for a guy that’s been sitting around for a looooooooong time I bet this is really difficult.
Funny, the most unpopular and unlikable woman running who couldn’t get any delegates will be President of the United States. As planned. We have zero control over this.
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She’s big tech’s candidate.
There’s a lot of filler in there. He’s got basically to “events” a day.
two
Yes, I keep hearing she’s big tech’s candidate.
What will she do for them that other dems won’t? None of the dems (too much money) are willing to call them out as publishers and monopolies.
My guess is that it’s more about the personal connections due to her time in SF and Sacramento.
They won’t lose anything with a Democrat or republican, probably. But with Kamala they can ask for, and get whatever they want.
Harris will give them Net Neutrality and outlaw Starlink.
Elon better get that cycler castle up there quick. I’m ready to join the Adeptus in our conquest of Holy Mars.
Thanks for that righteous ear bug Sobek.
Interesting.
That cackle of hers, do you think she’s been practicing keeping that in. It’s awful and a giveaway she’s lying.
I don’t like her. She’s phonier than Hillary. She seems very dumb. And she seems awkward. I’ve never heard her say anything that was normal. But in her defense, I don’t watch the news and maybe they show that part of her.
Back to Tulsi, at least she is likeable. She talks in a normal fashion. I don’t like what she says, but it’s normal.
Just saw a Lauren Boebert ad demanding Pelosi “tear down this wall”. Her signature appears to the sound of a rack and fire on a 12ga.
It’s rare to have so many boners at once.
I just ate a whole cajun chicken. Super spicy. Tushar’s cousin in Mishawaka made a mean bird.
Here’s something for y’all to do while I’m slaying the day:
Bob Dylan wrote that piece of I’m not mistaken. At least the lyrics anyway.
Dylan crack kilt it. Whodathunkit?
Matt Gaetz dropped in on yesterday’s WarRoom. Love that guy.
Both Iowa Republican Senators voted to confirm Garland as attorney general, cementing my resolve to never support them again.
Cornyn did too, so quit laughing, Texas.
https://spectrum.ieee.org/cars-that-think/transportation/self-driving/full-autonomy-waymo-driver
Wonder how Waymo would handle a carjacking in Chicago.
Won’t need to loot stores after they automate shipping trucks. Just have one guy stand in front of it while you break into the trailer.
This is the narrative they’re going with. The Proud Boys conducted a siege. It was all them
Antifa doesn’t exist and Agent Provacateurs aren’t real and these guys killed a cop!
https://www.woodtv.com/news/national/us-narrows-in-on-organized-extremists-in-capitol-siege-probe/
https://pjmedia.com/culture/bryan-preston/2021/03/10/court-case-accuses-panda-express-of-subjecting-employees-to-cult-like-training-that-forces-them-to-strip-with-co-workers-n1431528
Between this and the whole NXIVM thing, I’m beginning to think I got into the wrong line of work. I should have started doing seminars.
You should be teaching Tango, Alex.
And I should have followed my dream of Kinesiology and become Bret Contreras.
I’m not good enough, and there’s no money in it, although I’ve thought it might be nice as a side hustle, if I could find the time and money to get good enough.
Git gud.
Squats are easier for short people.
Deadlifts too.
Pound-for-pound, the strongest humans are 4’10” female weightlifters. Biggest deadlift ever is something like 1100#, but that was a 300# giant guy. A triple-bodyweight deadlift for a 130# oly girl doesn’t even register as a record.
hmm, why not a 4′ 10″ male?
There’s no such thing. If you’re below 5’6″ you only classify as a manlet.
But you do get your membership in either Santa’s Workshop or The Lollipop Guild.
Peter Dinklage will punch you in the junk for that.
Most guys that short aren’t weightlifters, is all. That’s a perfectly normal height for a woman in oly lifting or gymnastics. Men that short get drummed out of sports young. I believe the lower-body lifts are at parity at that height for men v women because the hips actually give a mechanical advantage and then men that short lack the below-the-waist muscle mass to get ahead.
so, you are over 4′ 10?
It’s been a while
(I’m gonna piss you off before I go home from work)
There’s no such thing. If you’re below 5’6″ you only classify as a manlet.
This is fact.
The advantage of being a manlet is that adding 10# of muscle makes you look like Conan. This is pretty much the entire premise of Tom Cruise as an action hero.
But you do get your membership in either Santa’s Workshop or The Lollipop Guild.
Elf girls are hot and have stripy stockings, so I’ve got no complaints.
I’m 5’4″ these days, I think. I gained a full inch when I was spending a lot of time hanging from my chinup bar during meetings, but it’s gone now.
Elf girls are hot and have stripy stockings, so I’ve got no complaints.
Mrs. Caruthers has an elf costume hanging in the closet next to her Mary Poppins costume?
She’s a fellow worker at the shop, and that’s about as much as I dare say.
So based on this thread it sounds like the money is in forming a cult based on radical Catholicism, European martial arts, Argentine tango, and weightlifting, and then selling “self-actualization” seminars.
don’t mess with mrs caruthers, she’ll throw shit at you
I have enough space here that I’ve wondered if it’s worth trying to start up a HEMA group. Outside of hanging flyers at gyms in the area, though, I’m at a loss, and my only weapons training was aikido kata with bokken, tanto, and jo.
I bet you could make a kickass scutum from a 50gal drum.
GUNS!
KNIVES!!
RAAAAAAAAZOORS!!!
I got caught with my mask down today. Blah blah blah. Maskhole manager. They all leave me alone, but this one asshole…ugh.
I’d say find a judo, BJJ, or other martial arts class near you, get to know them, and see if anyone would be interested. There’s a lot of German stuff out there that’s been translated, and the German manuals often go into depth on wrestling, so it’s a pretty natural transition from say, BJJ or Aikido.
There was a guy with lots of ear hair. I made the mistake of looking at his old ass ear…and I could see a great big gob of ear wax entwined in the hair and I gagged. Dan “Why are you looking at people?”.
Shields were usually wood, canvas, or leather, not metal. Too heavy.
I’m well aware, I just watched a video about scutum&gladius and the shape and size is very similar, that’s all.
Gotcha.
Just so pupster knows, my headphones are out for delivery, 3 days early.
I was going to buy a pair but the discount code didn’t work. The “Openmove” is $79 dollars, the “Air” is $120.
We carry them at the Club. Currently out of stock. Thanks for the heads up. They were being stolen like a KJV, until I decided to lock them up.
That means you can get a good deal on them on eBay.
Did ancient peoples really put a sheep’s intestine on their junk to act as a condom?
That’s ingenuity. A caveman basically thought that wrapping sheep guys around his junk was acceptable in order to get some V.
It’s not as innovative as you think, considering they were already using them as sausage casings.
The scots were the first people to discover the use of a sheep’s intestine as a condom. The english improved the design by removing it from the sheep beforehand.
That joke never made sense to me. There’s no reason to bugger a sheep. Maybe it says more about the English love of buggery than it does the Scots love of “Mutton”.
uaw598 didn’t work? huh. I can send a $10 code, to your email
Dan found a recipe for Baked Spaghetti. Followed the recipe. Ready to tweak for next time. My Aunt Mary made the joke about how the sheep fucking joke always started with the guy who held the sheep for the sheep fucker. Rural NM
Estragon: So long as one knows.
Vladimir: One can bide one’s time.
Estragon: One knows what to expect.
Vladimir: No further need to worry.
Estragon: Simply wait.
Liquor store clerk: Sir, do you need help?
Me: Probably….but I’d rather just drink through it.
Sobek,
WTF is that?
Sometinng I should know?
“Just a Pinch”? Really?
Depression ended Randolph’s passion.
WAKEY WAKEY2
Still feels like Wednesday.
Weird, right?
Slept in until 0530!
Pupster, I’m also still waiting for my headphones to arrive. They’ve been shipped so they’re probably in the truck heading to the PO Box or driveway (forget where I sent them)
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2021/03/storytime-with-joe-biden-one-minute.html
heh, confuse your children into sleep
New post. Off my meds.
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