Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I was sorry to hear about Peter Tork. He was not my favorite Monkee (that would be Mike), but I liked him well enough and am sad that another bit from childhood is gone. Ain’t no way I’m playing “Auntie Grizelda”, though, for our song today.
Now for the hunks.
Redhead for Carin.
Nice cosplay.
So if the front is a six-pack, what is this?
Artsy.
Same guy as #3, nice smile.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for linking us every week, and y’all have a good day.
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No one from my family was a slave owner. Mom’s ancestors arrived in the 1930’s from Lebanon and my dad arrived from Ireland in the 1960’s. Nope, not paying squat.
i guess i should have started out by saying:
Hey Hey!
https://tinyurl.com/y2232wtr
https://www.wabi.tv/content/news/Wind-takes-down-Franklin-County-radio-tower-506354811.html
Minus 2 and windy
j’imes all you honky muthafuqqa’s say the same damn racist shit…
it’s bred into you…
typical white person…
Heh, wrong avatar for this poat, jam.
wurdpest is racist – it keeps kicking me out….
it’s a typical web person
There you go, much better.
The whine-wallow-and-bully crowd just pisses me off.
I don’t give two shits who was a slave owner and who wasn’t, this country lost about 700,000 individuals fighting a war that eventually led to slaves freedom. Oh, and by the way, no one is really free, there is always a price to pay.
DEBT PAID. I, like PD, will stop paying in if my money is going to “reparations.” Take that to the effing bank. I’m confident so many won’t pay or will “disperse their funds elsewhere” the government won’t be able to incarcerate/fine/investigate everyone.
Slave owners were less than 1% of the population at the time.
IT’S A BULLSHIT ARGUMENT that all whites were slave owners. Indentured servitude was a bitch too.
I think it was James Woods on twitter who said about Kamala Harris, Why don’t you just stand at the voting booths with a handful of money.
(paraphrase)
My family wasn’t in country during slave times. I don’t owe anyone jack.
wakey wakey.
And what mare said. Even in the South, slave ownership was something like 5%.
I liked scott’s Kamela thing llast night. lol
j’imes all you honky muthafuqqa’s say the same damn racist shit…
it’s bred into you…
typical white person…
I am a black man. 23&me said so. More black than Lieawatha is Injun, anyhoo.
I really should’ve closed my rant with this.
Not only do I not have any fucks to give about slavery, Im kinda of the mind that if your ancestors were weak enough to be enslaved…you kinda deserved it. Seriously, if your ancestor couldn’t avoid capture by another tribe and then being sold ….sucks to be you. Oh and BTW…the practice still continues in Africa to this day. Im not paying anyone anything, and the ones seeking the money are just as weak as their forefathers.
Damn. Fire in a neighboring town yesterday morning. 3 kids died in the fire, two kids were rushed to the hospital. One month old just died. One kid left. Dad is in critical still, mom is doing ok.
Comment by mare on February 27, 2019 8:23 am
Slave owners were less than 1% of the population at the time.
IT’S A BULLSHIT ARGUMENT that all whites were slave owners. Indentured servitude was a bitch too.
Meh, I’m not a fan of this argument. Yes, they were a small portion of the population, but they were a rich and influential portion, and the southern economy was anchored by tobacco and cotton, which was built on slave labor. Southern society was an agrarian oligarchy with a strong caste system in which slavery was an integral part. The fact that people didn’t own slaves doesn’t mean that they didn’t benefit.
Slavery was ended in this country over a hundred years ago, at a bloody cost. I’m not about to pay a single cent for the supposed sins of people who weren’t even my ancestors.
They already received reparations.
They live in America.
Not being hacked to death with machetes by the next tribe over that looks very much like you should be considered a huge win.
Then again, Bloods and Crips. But at least better trauma care.
Bloods and Crips seem quaint and homey in an era of MS-13 and the Sinaloa Cartel.
They already received reparations.
They live in America.
Amen. They already won the lottery, and are better off than 95% of the planet, even if they have nothing to their name.
I’m willing to offer one-way trips to any African port to anyone who wants them. No return, ever.
Meh, I’m not a fan of this argument. Yes, they were a small portion of the population, but they were a rich and influential portion, and the southern economy was anchored by tobacco and cotton
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Rubbish. People who were not black (slaves) who immigrated as indentured servants or just dirt effing poor did not benefit from the less than 1% who were rich and influential.
It’s funny, because living on welfare is pretty close to modern day slavery, except you don’t got to do shit for it.
You do have to send back the filled-in ballot every couple of years.
Nah, they got people to do that for ’em now.
The ginger with the stupid tattoo was a bad choice, Roamie.
Let’s let the ladies and jewstin decide, HS. TOLERANCE!
Mikey is in fine form today, Car in.
Something that has bothered me for a long time: Why did Trayvon Martin always get referred to as Trayvon, but George Zimmerman always got referred to as Zimmerman?
At least one person is almost certainly alive because Trayvon isn’t.
And why is Nathan Phillips constantly referred to as a tribal elder? He’s a toothless hobo.
At least one person is almost certainly alive because
TrayvonMartin isn’t.Fixt.
Why did Trayvon Martin always get referred to as Trayvon, but George Zimmerman always got referred to as Zimmerman?
First names are less formal and more intimate. Calling him “Trayvon” was a way of trying to project the idea that he was a child and create sympathy.
I assumed there are lots of Martins but only one who’s mother hated him enough to name him Trayvon.
Alex, I think you are correct. Infantilizing him by calling him by his first name, along with running that ten year old photo of him as a little black boy, then calling Zimmerman a white hispanic stalker was when I realized to what lengths the media would go to start and promote a race war.
Mikey is in fine form today, Car in.
Right ? I always imagines he goes to the argument room so he doesn’t yell at his kids or kick his dog.
Go see my comment to Krissy, J’ames. I’m dying here.
Haha. Think I’ll post the ibuprofen bottle again.
Friday I am going to put 500 miles on a rental car.
$37, and it will save me $33 in fuel.
Roamy, there are poor people in Venezuela, that are happy to be starving on a middle class level…..They were never elevated and continue to live at the level they always lived. They are happy that so many former middle class people are now living at their level. Envy politics.
Was watching the BBC news on PBS this past week. They were in Venezuela interviewing the ‘poor’ who were still full on support of Chavez and this recent thug. They were quite content in their poverty. Said that before Chavez, they didn’t have education or doctors and food was hard to come by. After, they supposedly have that. But, still live in squalor. The town farms, and once a week, line up to buy the food at reduced costs. They showed a line of well fed looking people waiting for their turn to select/purchase a bounty of food. They say they will do anything they can, including violence, to keep the status quo and Maduro.
Crabs in a barrel.
BBC/propagandist f*cks never ask why they couldn’t come together before to feed their impoverished town or where their doctors come from or if they ever aspire to anything more. The Beeb made it sound like everyone felt the same way. Not once did they talk to a former member of the middle class or visit a zoo.
“was when I realized to what lengths the media would go to start and promote a race war.”
That was made perfectly clear with the Rodney King case. Problem was they forgot what they got out of that lil shindig. Roof Top Koreans RULE!. But I digress, this is also what the raising the the specter of reparations is about. They know they aint getting reparations, thats not what they want, they want a excuse to motivate people to act out. And again, they know not what they ask.
Reparations? I doubt if anyone in my family tree owned a slave but knowing some of the assholes I’m related to, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were. And that would be on them.
My grandmother came from the former Czechoslovakia – in the 20th century. I didn’t see anything that would mark a slave holder on my grandfather’s side (some cousin traced that side of the family). And I know nothing about my dad’s side. He did trace his roots but never shared what he found with us.
My tile cutting skills only improved slightly. Also, I’m pretty sure a good saw and better cutter (better lighting?) would make a world of difference. *sigh*
Today I have to concentrate on cutting tile for around the toilet flange. Then three pieces at the door and I’ll be ready to mortar them down.
Most American blacks are ~15% “European” these days, almost certainly the descendants of slaveowners — or worse, Irish — and the plantation owners already got raked over the coals in “Radical Reconstruction”. It’s over, drop it or GTFO.
I’m. With marezeedotes.
Other stuff –
I just sat thru an hour long diatribe on a simple matter involving some third grade level math that a supposedly highly educated women turned into a fucking nightmare.
I may have made a hotntot level comment afterwards. I looked over my shoulder on the way out to make sure roamy wasn’t about to deliver a beatdown for me.
How dare you attempt to mansplain to this wahmen in STEAM?
Not to worry everyone here, but while most folks are obsessing about a convicted liar’s innuendo, Kris K’s babydaddy, and whatever stupid pop act is on top of the charts, India and Pakistan are throwing down over Kashmir again.
Except they have, y’know, bottled sunshine now.
~15% “European” these days
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We need a modern One Drop Rule. Approaching 1% European/Caucasian? You’re PAYING reparations!
The “Mare’s Musings” comment is over 7 months old.
India and Pakistan are throwing down over Kashmir again.
Except they have, y’know, bottled sunshine now.
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Let them settle their differences, and leave us out of it.
If the big ones go up, the only people who will be affected by it are half a world away.
Kashmir.
if there is 15%, doesn’t that mean they have white privilege?
If the big ones go up, the only people who will be affected by it are half a world away.
This is my take.
Political theater makes me want to kick Michelle Obama in the nuts.
Costco was full of people today that made me say (to myself) “move the eff over!!) And I’m not even in a hurry. When people ask if I want to go ahead of them in line I always say, “I’m not in a hurry but thank you!”
Today was “fatties on scooters in the middle of the aisle” and “older women with nothing in their cart I just want to browse” and lesbian couple day.
if there is 15%, doesn’t that mean they have white privilege?
See earlier comment about being born here.
Compare and contrast the privilege of that with being born in Chad.
Yeah, half a world, until the refugees want to come here.
Oh, and nuclear fallout. And ecological damage. And the political moves taken because of.
Wish I could believe it was just there.
This is succinctly how I feel:
https://twitter.com/KNayyeh/status/1100776245451620352
Not referring to the Hostages, referring to the stupid, who vote, who vote stupidly.
pretty sure you were insulting me directly, mare. I’m hurt.
“…except for Jay, I was referring to Jay.”
Yeah… our gardeners around here aren’t going to like what a nuclear exchange in Kashmir looks like.
http://brickmuppet.mee.nu/some_damned_fool_thing_on_the_subcontinent.
“And ecological damage”
Between India and Pakistan? It may help.
Our gardeners aren’t going to like what a nuclear exchange in Kashmir looks like.
Someone wanna get me out of the bit bucket?
There ya go little fella.
In the old Cyberpunk RPG, the Middle East from Egypt to India was one big irradiated zone, iirc, and cars all ran (badly) on alcohols as a result.
They had the timing off by a lot, but I’m curious how Kashmir is going to play out. I really, really don’t want to get involved, unless all we send are warheads.
Neat, the last major glaciation started with increased volcanic ash. This will be a novel change.
J’ames, Mikey makes me just want to slug him right in his smug face. Honestly, He comes up with little bon mots and thinks he’s clever. Instead of actually saying anything- his stupid little one offs are how he displays his supposed intelligence. Like this one :” Once you choose a side you have already lost.”
AOC: The Earth only has twelve more years before global warming kills us all!
India and Pakistan: Hold our beers…
How many years without a Summer will there be before AOC is reduced to giving handys for turnips?
Asking for Alex.
It feels so good to laugh at Mikey openly, and let him know you are doing it.
Good summary of Cohen hearings
https://pjmedia.com/video/jim-jordan-to-michael-cohen-youre-their-patsy-to-impeach-trump/
Post here if your house is full of fruit flies:
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hahahaaaaahha….dick.
“house”
*Kicks Leon in the poon*
Mare, I’ve been cashiering/running/door greeting for roughly the last two weeks. (Running is where I empty the shopping cart, then fill it for the Members after scanning). Lots of parents leave their kids in the carts. I have to put items into the basket without touching the kids. Asshole kid kept moving the items in the cart. I hope she broke eggs and crushed the bread. Her mom didn’t say shit to the little asshole. Yesterday, a little fucker was slapping my hand as I moved the cart. I may or may not have rattled the cart until he nearly fell. I was syrupy sweet with the “Hold on, you don’t want to fall”. He knew I did it on purpose. We just glared at each other. Why yes, I am just that immature to wage war on a toddler.
Why yes, I am just that immature to wage war on a toddler.
Pick on someone your own siz- wait, nevermind. Go right on ahead.
I love it, Oso. There was a bratty kid on the plane. She was yelling, looked through the seats and I glared at her and shook my head. The little shit got in Mommy’s lap and shut up for a few seconds.
Really, CoAl? I’m not fun size. I’m not short. I’m average!!!
Mare, one of our red eye flights back from HI and little Skyler kept kicking the seats. Old guy requested flight attendant help. Nada. Skyler kept kicking. Old guy to Skyler” Kick my seat one more time you little fucker and I will break your fucking leg” . We all laughed. Full flight so no one could be moved. Arrived at LAX and cops and United Personnel were waiting for Old Guy. Dan: Do you need a witness statement? Me: Do you need a witness statement? United backed down as everyone kept stepping up in defense of old guy.
I mean, it’s not like there’s anybody directly to the east of them to catch the worst of the fallout and such, right?
Arrived at LAX and cops and United Personnel were waiting for Old Guy. Dan: Do you need a witness statement? Me: Do you need a witness statement? United backed down as everyone kept stepping up in defense of old guy.
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This is excellent. People are delusional about their kid’s behavior. Letting him kick the seat is peak asshole.
Mare, we always Red Eye from HI. We’re cheap. We play a game called “Biggest asshole on the flight”. Usually it is carry on too heavy for the assholes to put in the overhead bin. Sometimes it is small bladder jerk that is constantly in line at the bathroom. Feral kids always get votes. On the plus side is people watching. We love watching the faces of people as a mom and baby/toddler are boarding. Watching the faces of people as they realize mom and monster aren’t sitting with them. Classic is when someone realizes they are getting feral kid for 4-6 hours.
We fly red eye too, Oso. And play a similar game. We’ve had 4-hour screaming kids on a 6-hour flight. For Christmas, my husband bought me Bose over the ears noise-canceling headphones. For flights they are fantastic (they muffle but not mute the screaming kids) I use them every night listening to a podcast or whatnot. Pricey (on sale at Costco and Sam’s club before Christmas) but worth EVERY penny.
My first class upgrader friend was just a little too late trying to upgrade me (all full) this last Hawaii trip. Damn, that would have been sweet!
My seatmate on my flight from Maui to Dallas was the last to get on the plane (FUDGE) and naturally was a huge (I’m guessing 5’10” 280 lbs) gal who put the armrest up as she was sitting down. Didn’t even ask. Fat ass.
I have the noise canceling headphones!!! 4 years ago Christmas!!! First time to HI, I got the 6’8” Samoan in the aisle seat. His arm took up half of my seat. He was really nice and told us about local grindz. He apologized about taking up so much of my space.
Red beans and rice with andouille sausage, bitches.
How many French sausages are in your mouth right now?
I don’t mind those who feel bad about taking part of your seat (they’re embarrassed and you don’t want to make it worse for them). I always say I don’t mind and no worries. It’s the ones that act like you’re the ass if you don’t like holding your arm in a weird position for 6 hours.
Oddly, when cool people share an armrest, you just naturally take turns sharing it as you change position and whatnot.
hhahahaahhhah Scott!
I like seeing Will show up. I think Will is the Father of 2 now.
🤪🤪🤪 Scott. Mare, si. It is the entitlement people that make me want to cut a bitch. Dan isn’t big, but he’s tall. If people are nice, I lift the armrest and encroach on Dan. If people are assholes, I hold my ground. I stake out my armrest. I puff up.
Mare si dos boys.
still don’t see how people that big can fly, without extra cost. Its not fair, but they take up too much room.
Im a big guy too, but I don’t take up more than one seat.
I have a friend who is big. 6′ 5″ and North of 300, head like a pumpkin. He always goes down the aisle on a plane, looks at his ticket, looks at the seat number, then smiles at the person in that row, just to see the look of panic on their face. He does this all the way down the aisle.
Mare, munchkin the second will be three in May and Aaron will be eight in August. We’ll be looking for cheap cars and chasing off girls in no time.
8??? EIGHT!!!!!!! I remember when your wife was pregnant and honestly it seems like a couple of years ago. Oh, man. Tempest Fugit.
Jay, I think they should pay for two seats. What will happen? The airlines will make seats bigger (more expensive) under the Americans with disabilities act.
I don’t like that I pay $(fill in the blank) for a seat and my fat seatmate gets part of my paid seat. I’ve had enormous people sit next to me and feel like they appropriated at least 1/3 if not more of my paid seat.
tempus fugit…stupid autocorrect
I was thinking about Hank and Aaron the other day. ❤️❤️
Will and Mrs. Peel a complete and total Moron/Hostage success story!
What a beautiful family.
I don’t believe in lap seat babies. Pay for a seat. Use the car seat/toddler seat.
He does this all the way down the aisle.
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man that is great. I’m a one seater but have big bones.
I’m driving a 15′ Uhaul down to Charlotte this weekend, looks like I’ll be bringing the snow with me.
Suck it southerners!
Take a trailer, maybe more will follow you.
He does this all the way down the aisle.
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I would calmly look him in the eye and say, “You’re buying me drinks!!”
Charlotte won?
I don’t know much about the place, but the location looks to be pretty great. I love the mountains of NC.
What Scott said. And what an entirely different lifestyle than what you’ve been living for the last couple of years.
The ginger with the stupid tattoo was a bad choice, Roamie.
I know. I think I’ve posted every other redhead out there, and I’m out of brain bleach after all the times Carrotop shows up in the search.
With regard to Alex Jones; How can someone be so completely, rationally right about some things and so completely, irrationally wrong about others?
Roamy, never think we don’t appreciate what you go through like that close to gay pron you’ve had to experience in order to represent us, heterosexual female Hostages.
NEVER FORGET.
I’m going to have to dig out a 4′ pile of snow between my front door and the truck parking pad so I can lower the ramp.
Everytime something makes this move more challenging, I hear Captain Price from the Call of Duty video game in my head:
https://tinyurl.com/WE-ARE-LEAVING
Nessie is going to learn how to shed constantly.
Furpalooza!
You don’t think these women are nuts? You’re wrong:
https://twitter.com/SuperEliteTexan/status/1100909441455554561
NC meet up!!!
I love the mountains of NC.
Me too. Drive 3 hours east to the ocean, hour or two west to the mountains. Columbus and Indianapolis didn’t stand much of a chance.
Wait, am I reading twitter wrong? Was Lanny Davis Cohen’s counsel?
That can’t be right. Urban myth? Because that would be effing nuts. EFFING NUTS. Must be wrong.
Oso, we could rent houses on the Outer Banks and just move the party every night.
Mare, it was understood from the beginning that Lanny Davis had his real clients in mind.
I think TiFW suggested the Outer Banks gambit years ago.
Mare, see my link at 3:42.
What about the mountains of Iowa?
It is way worse.
HO-LEE-SHIT…Scott.
Comment by scott on February 27, 2019 3:42 pm
Good summary of Cohen hearings
https://pjmedia.com/video/jim-jordan-to-michael-cohen-youre-their-patsy-to-impeach-trump/
What the effing eff.
Hillary is in charge of the house.
Cohen was caught lying today, more than once. The media wont report it.
This was just a stupid show to generate headlines.
Racist Orange Man Bad!
Pray for Oso. Going for breakfast at El Sooper. In the Hood. (Barrio)
Did he beat his wife?
Trump Denies Beating His Wife.
Jordan was great, statement about Cummings while sitting right beside him.
is there a link to Cohen’s lies today?
“we could rent houses on the Outer Banks and just move the party every night.”
im in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jordan is a consistently good lad
Some people think my puns are kinda juvenile
By the way, Roamy, that last pic is VERY NICE!!
https://tinyurl.com/y3vasthb
Man crush.
Jay jay go away come again some other day
Democratic National Headquarters was evacuated today
The notch on the right, lined up with the center window and the red adirondack chair is where I’ll dig out for the truck ramp.
https://tinyurl.com/y3jd2lw7
Oh, and the car is totaled. Just like ChrisP said, water got in the engine, fucked up everything.
Mr. RFH did say at least totaling the car didn’t involve screeching tires, squealing brakes, and a trip to the hospital. I get to talk to the insurance company tomorrow.
Guy who exposed Nathan Phillips’ military service is deplatformed by Youtube
Gateway Pundit link.
Sorry, Roamie, that sucks.
By the way, Roamy, that last pic is VERY NICE!!
He is a veterinarian with his own TV show on Animal Planet. You’ll see more pics of him in future HHDs.
Roamie,
Sorry, it’s just physics. You can see the principle in the wwII crews walking the bomber props through a couple revolutions before trying to start those radial engines. They had to make sure that the lower cylinders were not filled with oil.
If they were, the cylinder would be blown off and the engine replaced.
Friend of mine had a son who did the same thing.
Threw the Toyota away…
How do you sleep at night, knowing liberals hate you?
New show tonight: Whiskey Cavalier. Quite fun, quite good.
Darla’s empathy reassured Perry.
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