BBF- Playoffs II

Welcome to Big Boob Friday, Playoffs Round 2.  Your models today were posted by me this year, and were selected based upon the highest amount of “likes”.  Please vote for your favorite at the end of the poat, there will be additional rounds to follow.

#1 Milana Vyntrub

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/01/01/bbf-46/

5 Thumbs Up  7 Blogger Likes

Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer.  She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old.  She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel.  Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!  

Milana Vyntrub

#2 Julia Lescova

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/01/08/bbf-47/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

Your model for today was born in Daugavpils, Latvia and currently lives in Los Angeles.  She was Guess’ lingerie spokesmodel in 2011 and measures 35-24-35.  Please stop dancing around the kitchen and welcome Miss Julia Lescova!

Julia Lescova

#3 Helga Lovekaty

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/01/bbf-56/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

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Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992.  She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs.  Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!

Helga Lovekaty

#4 Laura Hanley

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/20/bbf-58/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

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Your model was born on April 27, 1993 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5’6″, 118 lbs and 34DD-25-35.

Please stop climbing the corporate ladder long enough to welcome, Miss Laura Hanley!

Laura Hanley

 

*VOTING IS CLOSED*  RESULTS:

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I finally got around to taking a picture of my really cool hat the SS got me. Here’s me styling in my super cool new PJs too:

 

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192 Comments

  1. Hallo fist

  2. RIP RFH

  3. The nipples on #3 spoke to me in a language that I somehow mysteriously understood.

  4. After further review,’ the ruling on the field stands.

  5. wakey wakey

  6. Ohai

  7. This morning, after a 70 hour fast followed by an admittedly-large “breakfast”, I was down to 173 from 181. A fair bit of that (probably 3-5#) was dropping my carb-and-water weight, but my pants fit a lot better than they did Monday night. I did have coffee with heavy cream and a quart of broth on each of the first 2 days of the fast, so they weren’t entirely calorie-free days.

  8. Good morning, weirdos.

  9. For Christmas, I decided to allow myself a bit of carb indulgence. I may have consumed maybe 1000 calories of carbs, and gained 5 pounds! Lost them all over the next 3 days.

  10. MJ! You were the other absconding party. Have you heard from Roamy?

    Apparently Mare met Roamy in person, and we haven’t heard from Roamy since then. Mare denies any wrongdoing, but you know we can’t trust someone that does not even exist.

  11. I’m pleased with the voting results this week, at least at this point.

  12. Impotent update to the poat.

  13. Carin, if you are trying to add yourself as a contestant, that pose is no good.

  14. The pose won’t change how she places.

  15. Should I have unbutton the top button?

  16. Leon is a hater.

  17. The hat is quite fetching. It conveys a certain willingness to engage in stoop labor. Which is always kinda sexy and alluring. And shit.

  18. >>Should I have unbutton the top button?

    **sweats profusely**
    **Can’t take the excitement anymore**
    **faints**

  19. The seal of approval.

    http://giphy.com/gifs/Axss69Xs1Yh7q

  20. Well, I tried to poat a picture with the top button unbuttoned, but I got an error message saying that the content was too explicit.

    Sorry folks.

  21. By the sea,
    By the Sea,
    By the C – U – N – T….

  22. Hotspur, I don’t know if you have realized this, but Hillary Clinton will never be President!

  23. Tushar, thank you for pointing that out.

    I’d like to the this opportunity to point out that hillary clinton is a Cunt.

  24. And Obama is a pussy.

  25. After Obama expelled 35 Russian diplomats, the Russian foreign minister suggested retaliation. But Putin issued the below statement:

    I am quoting from NYT:

    “While we reserve the right to take reciprocal measures, we’re not going to downgrade ourselves to the level of irresponsible ‘kitchen’ diplomacy,” Mr. Putin said, using a common Russian idiom for quarrelsome and unseemly acts. “In our future steps on the way toward the restoration of Russia-United States relations, we will proceed from the policy pursued by the administration of D. Trump.”

    I don’t know if Obama and his people have enough neurons to understand this, but they have been bitchslapped like a truckstop whore who couldn’t pay her pimp.

  26. Remember when they said Obama was going to restore the world’s respect for the United states?

    Good times …

  27. You misspelled “Muslim Brotherhood pawn and enemy of America and Israel”, Car in.

    Headed to The Henry Ford with wife and Possum. Military ID = free admission this week.

  28. I loved how the Russians referred to Obama not as a lame duck, but as a political corpse.

    BAM

  29. US-Russia relations under Obama started with a stupid reset button and ended with Putin’s boot up Obama’s ass.

  30. But first they had to pull his head out.

  31. I can’t help but laugh at Hillary’s quandary about what strategy to pursue in her campaign.

    Her first choice was to claim to be an agent of change. That would have pissed off people who wanted to preserve and continue Obama legacy, and did not think any change was needed.

    Her second choice was to declare that she would continue Obama legacy. That would have pissed off people who were done with Obama and wanted change.

    So instead, she chose to rub her vagina in the faces of would-be democrat voters, and repulsed everyone.

  32. Nice hat Carin. The PJ’s look warm.

    My horse is now tied in the voting. C’mon people, in this case don’t vote for the native American boobs, BBF relies on Eastern European imports of low moral standing!

  33. There sure is a lot of fiber in split pea soup. At least that’s the report my large intestine is giving me this morning.

  34. The choice was easy for me. Those perky headlights are irresistible.

  35. Wait a minute, I didn’t see Carin on the voting list!

  36. parking wars is a show. they give tickets.

  37. Laura Hanley FTW!

    USA! USA! USA!

  38. Carin’s hat is very similar to the one my sister gave me a few years back! ‘Cept Carin’s got a wicked nifty leather hat band and I got a ribbon. Hmph.

    *writes shitty ingrate letter to sister*

  39. eaded to The Henry Ford with wife and Possum. Military ID = free admission this w

    OH … I love that place. If you want to meet up in the summer … let me know.

  40. The leather strap is pretty cool. It’s got a band AND a leather strap that tightens.

    It is really a perfect gardening hat. And looks pretty spiffy to boot.

  41. nothing compares to the concentration of a dog when you open a cheese wrapper

  42. This morning, after a 70 hour fast followed by an admittedly-large “breakfast”, I was down to 173 from 181. A fair bit of that (probably 3-5#) was dropping my carb-and-water weight, but my pants fit a lot better than they did Monday night. I did have coffee with heavy cream and a quart of broth on each of the first 2 days of the fast, so they weren’t entirely calorie-free days.

    Out of curiosity, where exactly is the dividing line between this and anorexia?

  43. People with anorexia have a psychological disease with an associated group of personality problems. They relentlessly starve themselves and eventually become cachectic, frail, and unhealthy. They also generally feel like shit.

    Merely not eating for a few days now and then, but otherwise maintaining good nutrition, is normally what our bodies are programmed for. When you fast you are taking advantage of metabolic machinery that has always been there, or we wouldn’t have survived as a species. It’s the reason we store fat in the first place. And frankly, I felt wonderful on the fasts I did last Summer.

    There’s supposed to be a lot of health bennies to giving the gut a little downtime now and then. I’m reading Jason Fung’s book right now. There’s a section where cancer prevention is suspected because of how the body ‘cleans house’ during a fast.

  44. I’ve loaned out both of my fung books

  45. I gave up fasting during the last half of last semester because I couldn’t fast when I was so stressed out. In the book, they say that apparently this is a real thing. Stress causes hormones that give you wicked cravings. Oh well. I’ll do a shortie or two before school starts back up, and do some IF in the opening months but then just have to lay off when the shit hits the fan.

  46. Laura, me and the Mrs tried veggie juice only for 3 days. First day was ok, second we somehow soldiered through, and third day we dropped out. The problem was not hunger. We just couldn’t take the taste of kale and celery juice anymore. maybe I should try again, with plain water instead of veggie juice.

  47. If you ever doubted liberalism is a death cult, read this:

    http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2016/12/30/dude-really-ben-shapiro-shares-actual-headline-from-slate-and-its-a-doozy/

  48. I’m fasting between dinner and supper, feels great!

  49. When I used a juicer I always avoided celery, it’s too strong of a flavor.

    My go to drink was carrot and apple.

  50. and cabbage. Cabbage juice cures ulcers.

  51. So instead, she chose to rub her vagina in the faces of would-be democrat voters, and repulsed everyone.

    Now that Sowell has retired Tushar is my new favorite op/ed columnist.

  52. Too much celery can be overwhelming in many dishes. My favorite use for celery is as a means of transporting hummus to my mouth.

  53. Celery with peanut butter is pretty good but I really don’t eat much PB anymore.

  54. Just looked at the voting…Julia Lescova hasn’t even gotten a sympathy vote yet. The competition is fierce this week.

  55. Tushar, I put up a sous vide report at CTBRC for you.

  56. Car in’s hat would make a nice indoor planter.

  57. JEWSTIN SENT ME HIS SHIRT

  58. I got SS plesant #2 today. One of Jewstin’s shirts, some doggie bones and some moscato – lol

    BOX WINE PARTY AT MY PLACE

  59. awesome review, Laura. I especially liked the juicy little digs at Scott.

  60. Laura, did you and Scott ever consider opening a restaurant? Both of you have a flair for experimenting and perfecting food.

  61. A nice poat for end of a shitty week.

    Here’s hoping I’m not homeless a month from now.

  62. Out of curiosity, where exactly is the dividing line between this and anorexia?

    This is deliberate, short-term, and I’ll eat if I start to get sick. I readily admit that it could turn into disordered eating in some, but I don’t think that’s a risk in my particular case. I will say that I didn’t think about looking at pr0n once during that time. Or even much about food, really. Focused my mind nicely.

    Carin, we could do a museum visit this summer, sounds fun. Apparently the military admission is always free, I was mistaken.

  63. No way, Tushar. We’re not good enough to cook for other people. Plus restaurant life sucks ass. It would be like taking my fun gardening hobby and ruining it by becoming a landscaper. No frickin’ way.

  64. This is deliberate, short-term, and I’ll eat if I start to get sick. I readily admit that it could turn into disordered eating in some, but I don’t think that’s a risk in my particular case. I will say that I didn’t think about looking at pr0n once during that time. Or even much about food, really. Focused my mind nicely.

    Good for you. I’ve backslid slightly on the pr0n due stress and depression. I’m trying to break the habit again, partially by not being at my computer if I don’t have something to do.

    I’m not opposed to fasts, in fact I’m doing one right now until 6pm today. After that, a cheeseburger and tea, or maybe broccoli beef, for dinner.

  65. Afternoon Hostages.

    Laura, never open a restaurant. They’re money pits. Damn near all of them fail. Just enjoy you’re cooking like you obv already are. Smart lady.

  66. ^^ What he said.

  67. Drinking alcohol in the evening also seems to make fasting very difficult if not impossible for me the next day.

    Which is incredibly sad.

    Bcoch, did you ever have a restaurant? Or your family?

  68. I worked in a restaurant. I would open one, if I had money and time that I wanted to throw away.

    Especially with the labor pool as it is. Ick.

  69. Anyone else getting facedouche hijacks lately? I’ve gotten two in the last 2 days, 2 different computers. Annoying as hell.

    Yeah right, I’m gonna call Microsoft at the number you give me on the screen.

  70. Have to go to work soon.

    Avenge me!

  71. Not I, laura. But several friends have. Sounds like a miserably hard endeavor. And these were just mom and pop sandwich type places. A full restaurant? No thanks.

  72. I think the Obama daughters are going to grow up totally confused.

    Their dad is a cunt, and their mom is a dick.

    They’ll probably end up queer.

  73. I tried this local whiskey in my egg nog

    https://is.gd/M6j54L

    Mistake, it’s got a little smoke flavor in it.

  74. Brandy in egg nog, not whiskey.

    If that stuff had a smokey flavor they should have called it whisky.

  75. What brandy do you like/recommend? The only brandy I’ve ever bought is whatever the packie had down in MA for my mother to make fruitcake. We use a bottle every 5 or 6 years. I’ve never actually had brandy as a drink, straight up or mixed.

  76. Valurite Blackberry Brandy.

  77. If you’re putting it in eggnog, Christian Brothers will do.

    If you’re sipping it, then Napoleon VSOP, or Courvasier are my choice.

  78. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 30, 2016 4:04 pm

    Yeah right, I’m gonna call Microsoft at the number you give me on the screen.

    =======

    Be sure to have your credit card handy…

  79. Pretty sure I’ve bought Christian Brothers for fruitcake use.

    I’ll add the others to my NH Liquor store “some day” list I keep on my phone.

  80. Christian Brothers is inexpensive, but it has the flavor you want to add to things like eggnog, fruitcake, and hard sauce. No point in using expensive stuff on those.

  81. I think my wife used to use dark rum in her egg nog back when she drank. I’ve never had any. Doesn’t appeal to me.

  82. Rum in eggnog is also cool, sprinkled with nutmeg.

  83. Eggnog is best consumed in moderation. I average 2 quarts per year with the dregs being tossed after a week or two after they’ve migrated to the back of the fridge

  84. Bourbon in eggnog/shakes. Nutmeg sprinkled on the whipped cream. Followed by diabetic blackout. Christian Brothers is good for biscochitos, too.

  85. Milana and Laura are in a tight race. Too bad RFH isn’t here to break the tie.

    WE MISS YOU ROAMY!

  86. Another tie-breaker? Sheesh.

  87. Well that’s a wake-up call. :)

    http://tinyurl.com/zbhj2me

  88. Where is Roamy?

  89. Looks like I’m going to have to console poor Helga. I’m sure she’s devastated.

  90. She met up with Mare and hasn’t commented since.

  91. Don’t blame me, I voted for Helga.

  92. Okay, I think I’m happy with my keto brownie recipe now. I will post it to the recipe site as soon as I am not stuck using the site from my phone.

  93. Vendor’s 20 yr old Marine son deployed to Iraq on Christmas Day. Vendor’s wife was in tears. Can’t stand TFG and are worried about their son deploying under TFGs ROEs

  94. Artist’s rendition of Roamy meeting mare

    https://is.gd/ARhR2i

  95. FREEDOM!!!!

  96. 3rd night this week with ham on the menu. Acorn squash and pineapple habanero glazed ham. I think the Christmas ham’s next feature will be in a soup. I’m so glad Dan bought a small ham. So very glad. Happy even

  97. I said this on Facechimp, but I want to say it here, too. C arin was right about Radiohead. She was right all along.

    Oh, and QOTSA is a good band. You should give them a chance. I’ve been listening to this song a lot over the past few days. You know, for the sunny optimism.

  98. Pssst don’t encourage her. 😜

  99. Mare seems to move from place to place a lot.
    You now who else moved a lot. Jeffrey Dahmer.

  100. Dinner tonight was leftover pot roast with 3/4 bottle of wine.

    Weeee…

  101. Mare doesn’t have 3 names. All the best serials have three names. Sean Beard Moore. Ca Rin Newfie. GND

  102. O So Loco

  103. But isn’t Mare / MJ the same person? Married to GND? I’m not implying anything. I’m just asking questions.

  104. Mare/MJ are different personalities. GND is just flexible like that.

  105. CoAl in Exile…😜

  106. Evening.

  107. Howdy, Jew.

  108. Look Alex, I’m not accusing Mare / MJ of being a cannibal. I’m just concerned. Aren’t you concerned about Roamy and her family?

  109. FYI peeps, WY has Culver’s. Blah blah scenery…but cheese curds and butter burgers!!!

  110. Some of you will, I’m sure, relate to this:

    “Ah, yes, I see how I was being ‘rude.’ After all, I should have made an exception for you based on nothing whatsoever except your steadfast refusal to meet the requirements of our company policy after explaining that policy–repeatedly, I might add–and then explaining the fairly simple rationale behind it. But, no, you’re right, this was entirely my problem.”

  111. I got another promotion today.

  112. Yay Jew!

  113. Sean, I was called a “Fucking idiot” for squeezing past a Member who stopped at the exit to put her recpt in pocket. Bitch didn’t stop at stop sign in parking lot. Hoosier plate AND Navy vet. Happy Merry New Year…Bitch

  114. Right on, Jewstin! Does this come with Executive Washroom privileges?

  115. Look at this sneaky bastard

  116. MN has Culvers.

    I don’t recommend it for a Meetup though.

  117. I got keys to the executive washroom with my last promotion. This time I got a raise and a giant bottle of ibuprofen.

  118. I already ate all the ibuprofen.

  119. Should’ve held out for Motrin.

  120. Pups, WY has Culver’s and no Somalis. Even freaking Maine has Somalis now. Thanks King Mierdas

  121. Hell, I asked for lithium.

  122. Culver’s is good. I took Boyfriend there for date night.

  123. Pupster, I used to visit the local Culvers when I was in Wisconsin in 1999-2000. Best place ever. There strawberry milkshake was worth risking a cardiac arrest

  124. I just watched “The Revenant”.

    I can’t wait for the second one, “The Roamieant”. Mare is Tom Hardy.

  125. Oh, I like Culvers. They seem to stress customer service, a lot like Chik Fil A.

    They had them in TN too. I think I’ll just follow Culver’s around the country.

  126. I’ve never been to Culvers. There was one in Colorado Springs, but I never found time to go. Oh well…

  127. Milana was robbed. I blame the Russians.

  128. So …. my manager was fired in the middle of dinner tonight by one of the owners.

    Fun fun.

  129. We went to the CoSprings Culver’s last time in CO. My cousin, Celena, just moved to the Springs. Already has AFA season tickets.

  130. rinking alcohol in the evening also seems to make fasting very difficult if not impossible for me the next day.

    Which is incredibly sad.

    ?

    This is why I’m not cracking open that box wine Jewstin sent me tonight. Sunday will be a good day for that.

  131. Grabs popcorn for NYE restaurant stories

  132. Car in, why was your manager fired?

  133. Laura, never open a restaurant. They’re money pits. Damn near all of them fail. Just enjoy you’re cooking like you obv already are. Smart lady.

    ******
    I have lots of words I could devote to this,but I won’t. Not tonight. Too tired.

  134. {whisphers} Keno

  135. Probably stealing, most of them do.

  136. She was BORROWING.

  137. Only until she won it back.

  138. Supporting her drug habit that is totally under control.

  139. Keno is the curse of the working classes.

  140. Keno habit?

    That is so sad.

  141. Over/Under until Sean’s Penis gets her pregnant?

  142. Yes. Bad.

  143. Ruh-roh…..

  144. I can’t end the year without one more Tushar Special link.
    This one is not as freaky as others, but does have a ‘what the fuck is that?’ quality to it.

    https://is.gd/GBbJgt

  145. Merry Christmas, Carin!

  146. Well, I guess that explains that money that was “missing” that time that you had to pay for the “difference” from your tips, huh?

  147. Thanks JEW! Wine day is sunday though. My daughter has been asking me to get some Moscato.

  148. Have her boyfriend get it.

  149. I’m thinking yes, Teresa.

  150. >>Keno habit?
    >>That is so sad.

    You won’t believe the things I have to eat to support my Keto habit.

  151. Keno is a tax on stupid people and she was stealing to pay that tax.

    I bet she had tattoos.

  152. I can’t end the year without one more Tushar Special link.

    DAMMIT, man!!

    *Shoots Tushar in the chest with shotgun that shoots live porcupines*

  153. AND she knows Sean.

  154. I hope this is the wake-up call your manager needed, Cari n. Maybe she can stop before she winds up down by the docks, suckin’ dick for Keno.

  155. Sean, on the last Achewood, Roast Beef says “Sit on the difference you Jack Samsons,”

    What does that mean?

  156. Forkeno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  157. My guesses are that it’s either a made-up folksy way of saying, “Hey, relax,” or Beef is talking nonsense since he’s been high a lot lately.

  158. soo, will car in get a $50 bonus one of these days?

  159. Ummmm, are any of you watching the Michigan vs Florida State game? Michigan has sucked, badly, the whole game, 2:00 left and they went ahead.

  160. Ha! 65 yard return. Terrible, crazy game.

  161. Blocked extra point Michigan runs it back for 2. A field goal wins it. Crazy. 36 seconds 3 timeouts left.

  162. Jewstin realized too late that the promotion was a trap. It drove him nuts.

  163. Car in could be looking at an exciting new career in restaurant management.

  164. Another 24 or so hours for the grim reaper to add to the 2016 body count. Stay safe, everyone.

  165. what do brown people do for new year’s event, tushar?

  166. If anybody wants to see something hilarious going on over on teh Twitterz, check out @joshtpm.

  167. must be missing something, Sean

  168. Jay, same thing that everyone does. Eat, drink, have fun.

  169. Good evening.

    Just got back from London and on the ‘backsiide of the clock’.

    Leave for Brussels on Sunday, so I will let my body/sleep clock abide,

    Local gunsmith refurbed my old winchester 69A.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Model_69

    It’s a fun rifle, critter killer since the 70’s. Evidently, it’s kinda rare. Going out to shoot it tomorrow.

    Will also be shooting my Mosin. Shit will get Loud.

  170. Last night they loved you, opening doors and pulling some strings, angel
    Come get up my baby
    In walked derp and you looked in time
    Never look back, walk tall, act fine
    Come get up my baby

  171. http://tinyurl.com/h6v87q8

  172. mare has some competition

  173. documentary on vegetarianism:
    http://tinyurl.com/q2zb82r

  174. Good morning, good people!

  175. Hahahaha, good vid, Jam!

  176. Morning.

  177. Buenos Dios, amoebas.

  178. Wakey wakey to those who didn’t get fired last night.

  179. *appears in a puff of green smoke*

    Hola beeshess.

    Going to work late today. Feels luxurious. Except the part where my paycheck gets even smaller than normal. But hey, that’s two weeks away! Who cares!

    *lights a stack of fifties on fire just to warm my coffee mug*

  180. I wish someone would wake up in this house before I have to go to work.

    *pouts

  181. Carin, you must be pissed.

  182. About that manager stealing and pinning it on you, I mean.

  183. No, I’m fine. they can all sleep in. It’s time for me to practice my “kitchen pan drum” solo anyway and I don’t like to be disturbed.

  184. Oh right. I think back then she … was drinking and playing keno and lost track.

    In hindsight she realized she had better keep closer track. And didn’t do that anymore.

    But she got sloppy again. Thought – as I said – that she could make it up before the owner realized it was missing.

  185. But she never made it up to you. You’re much more even keelish about this than I would be.

  186. time it heels wounds . Plus the thought that there is nothing I can do about it.

    I have a long history of putting things in a closet and forgetting about it. Nail the door shut. I don’t see the need to unpack and deal with things. I just added this to the pile in the closet.

  187. Ah well, I guess she got her comeuppance.

    Weird day outside today. Looks like it wants to snow.

  188. Lol, that’s hilarious, Carin. Me too! I barely even remember times with my former fiance. We were together nine years. But it’s just, gone.

    Same with big chunks of childhood. Bits and pieces come back from time to time, but mostly, gone.

    This is undoubtedly a healthy mental habit.

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