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Hello good friends, and welcome to the autumn of my discontent and Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today is from Bralia, Romania and is a latex enthusiast and internet entrepreneur. She got her boobs fixed but left her nose alone, loves moonlight but hates garlic, she stands 5’7″, 32FF-26-36. Please stop talking shit and welcome Miss Lilly Roma!

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251 Comments

  1. Public cunnilingus

  2. Cunnilingus shouldn’t be public*. We haven’t explicitly said that, and I don’t want to confuse the lurkers.

    *XBrad’s exception still applies, as he negotiated this in the bylaws back in 2011: recordings of cunnilingus may be made public so long as (1) no men are involved and (2) no actual lesbians are involved.

  3. Areola.

  4. It’s tasteful areola though.

  5. Heh
    That would be interesting Leon. I doubt they have need of civil designers though.

  6. nice boobs Pupster

  7. my wife is taking her final exam today to become a certified lactation consultant….

    I wonder if she would be up for guest poating BBF once certified…

  8. I have a dentist appointment at noon, the day is completely ruined.

  9. Ask her Jam. Along with the veiny pictures of engorged milkers she can give helpful pumping tips.

  10. Vmax, the airforce has a ballistic safety division based out of Kirtland in Albuquerque.
    My FIL (Civil Eng) retired from that group; he really enjoyed the work and the ppl. The group consists of civilian and military employees. FIL did a lot of work in the design and construction of munitions storage magazines. If you think you might like to look into it I can set up a phone call for you –

    http://www.usaf.com/orgs/safety-center.htm

  11. I’m a lactation consultant, but I’m not certified.

  12. Why, in my head, do I keep thinking of our BBF model as Svetlana?

    Hey, just because I’m appalled seeing sex acts done in public doesn’t mean I’m against them in private! Au contraire!!

  13. Her eyebrows make me think of Natasha on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  14. veiny milkers…

    sounds like a possible MMM post

  15. Great gifs, pupster!

    Love the doggie and the leaves!

  16. Vman, I loved this last night, it was kind of old school H2:

    I have unexpectedly found that today I have been transferred from a job that I love with people I respect, to a reorganized job under a back stabbing, numb nut, low life, ball licking, weasel stabbing, ass licking puss filled, blood sucking, scum sucking tick, leach, and ass clown of the first magnitude

  17. Does NOT picture Scott as one of those guys who wears a t-shirt saying:

    Still Lacking My Lactation Certificate

  18. I can’t believe that Hitler didn’t get around to exterminating this kid’s ancestors. Fucking slacker.

  19. Well well well, this poat is still alive.

    Not for long.

  20. I forgot to wakey wakey

    sorry

  21. Cubs Cardinals tonight, should be a great series, with great ratings. Baseball has to be happy with this matchup.

  22. I do a decent Harry Caray impersonation. Give me a cold Budweiser.

  23. Friday is a work night J’ames. Tv doesn’t exist.

  24. You work in a bar, sometimes. Surely they have a TV.

  25. J’ames, I’m not a Cubs fan, but I like the logo. Dan gets irritated when I wear Cubs gear. Told me I should wear an old McGwire tee. 😂😂😂

  26. Not a Cubs fan, but wears Cubs gear.

    Hmmm.

  27. You’re gonna have to sit in the corner with MJ. And you know what that’s like.

  28. For you: From me

  29. I wear baby bear gear with my initial on it!!! It just happens to be Cubs gear. Gah! Stoopid puns!

  30. Wouldn’t this turn the libs into a frothy mess?

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/256433-gingrich-open-to-return-to-speakership

  31. Guy here fixing our generator. Guess I’ll just sit and do nothing for a while.

  32. Hey . He got it working!!! It would run just not power anything.

  33. Was it plugged in?

  34. I’m sure something got unplugged.

  35. Hasn’t worked in a year and a half

  36. So your generator wasn’t actually a generator for a whole fucking year?

    Put a bullet in it.

  37. Is your generator just for emergencies?

  38. SYWMHotspur.

    It’s a whole house generator (although it doesn’t do everything – obviously) – it’s supposed to start automatically when the power goes out. Last time it started – powered the house – then I heard a click and no power (although the motor kept running).

    It’s a bad celluloid on the transfer thinging. Not even ON the generator. I figured it wasn’t the generator itself.

  39. We bought a temporary generator (to keep the fridges going and to power some necessities) last time the power went out. If we can get this going we can sell that – It was only used once. There is a big market for generators up here.

  40. So, it wasn’t plugged in.

  41. Exactly. I figured something blew.

  42. Have him show you where that is. You can probably replace it yourself next time.

  43. Sew, a needle pulling thread…

  44. Thank you, puppeh.

    Good dog.

  45. That’s the ultimate pun song, dontcha think?

  46. a pessimist’s blood type is always B neg.

    Hahahahahashshasdjkhfakldjsfh

  47. What did the mouse do to the pachyderm?

    oh never mind, it’s irelephant.

  48. What I did to your mom isn’t.

  49. These golden bozos are so big they made it to Twitter.

  50. Any of you have a favorite scale…for measuring body weight? A particularly accurate one?

  51. I use pounds, myself. You can go metric if you want.

  52. Stones.

  53. Scales are a scam.

  54. I weigh myself in tons. I look lighter that way.

  55. Use the scale at the market!

  56. Truck scale on the highway. It’ll be a two-fer: get weighed and wave to your mom!

  57. The races living in harmony is doable:

    http://tinyurl.com/oukxah4

  58. Here, learn something http://is.gd/KNEASV

  59. Have you been decapitated?!!

    Have you been decapitated?!!!

  60. The races living in harmony is doable:

    I see the white dog and the black dog are separated, though.

    #blackdogsmatter

  61. I can see you glaring at us through the monitor, mare. Don’t try and hide it.

  62. Heh, Jay, I was looking for a link that would appropriately represent my thoughts on the scale advice given here.

    Something like this:

    http://tinyurl.com/q4y66ak

  63. Look J’ames – if she doesn’t want our [helpful] advice she shouldn’t ask.

  64. Mare has no one to blame but herself.

  65. I was also looking for the Mclovin meme which states:

    Thank you all for your fucking useless advice.

  66. La, a note to fallow sew…

  67. Buy a $20 scale at Walmart. BAM. DOne.

  68. I thought our advice was perfectly in line with the question.

    What say you, Car in? Do you feel as unappreciated as I do? George? Jimbro?

    *huffs off

  69. heh,there’s a Margaret Cho banner ad on the mothership.

  70. I agree 100% J’ames. We are sorely under appreciated.

  71. I’m really getting worried about Teresa.

  72. Did something show up on Facecock about Teresa, Carin?

  73. Butterface.

  74. Yeah, Car in, it is unsettling. Nothing on facepork for a while now.

  75. “Scales are a scam.”

    does seem a bit un-balanced…
    i won’t go so far as to say fishy

  76. NSFW or humanity.

    Bruce Willis with tits.

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/10/scout-willis-might-as-well-be-topless/

  77. Creeping doesn’t help because it doesn’t appear that any of her family are on facedouche.

  78. Scout Willis is hideous. Gross boobs, the hair, the face even her fingernails. She looks like a heroin addict.

  79. Crap. It’s raining. WTF. i have to go running.

  80. It’s sad mare – because she’s the offspring of two very attractive people. How does that happen?

    ANd because she has $$$$ – she’s done just about everything and anything she can to improve her looks. Hair. Makeup. Braces etc.

    And that’s the best she looks.

  81. I can’t help but think she’s throwing her boobs for all to see to get *some* attention.

  82. Heh. She’s a regular freedom fighter.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/03/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/scout-willis-topless-instagram/

  83. Ok I’m done “entertaining” “you people”.

  84. http://tinyurl.com/pvhuef5

  85. Ok I’m done “entertaining” “you people”.

    Done? When did you start?

  86. Bruce Willis with tits.
    http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/10/scout-willis-might-as-well-be-topless/

    Woofa. Talk about weighing a horse….

  87. Scout was a cool kid. She grew up in the little Idaho town where I lived. Thise willis kids were nice.

  88. ANd because she has $$$$ – she’s done just about everything and anything she can to improve her looks. Hair. Makeup. Braces etc.

    And that’s the best she looks.

    It’s that lantern jaw. I blame Bruce.

  89. BBF gal looks like she’s gonna go from her modeling gig to pick up the kids from their private school. She probably bangs the gardener while her husband is at work on wall-street.

  90. I prefer to watch.

  91. “Scout was a cool kid. She grew up in the little Idaho town where I lived. Thise willis kids were nice.”

    Yea and now she’s fighting the good fight for nipple freedom.

    “”Or would rather just write me off as an attention-seeking, overprivileged, ignorant, white girl,” she said. “I am white and I was born to a high profile and financially privileged family. I didn’t choose my public life, but it did give me this platform. A platform that helps make body politics newsworthy.”

    Just. Stap.

  92. http://freethenipple.com/

  93. Of course I would think *this site* would be fully behind the “free the nipple” project.

  94. Dentist visit complete! I feel like a ran 9 miles.

  95. I have to go back on Tuesday to have a broken tooth fixed, apparently you aren’t supposed to ignore those.

  96. Boobies are like chickens: they should be free range……

  97. The problem with Free the Nipple is it tends to be chicks that look like Scout (or usually, much worse) that want to free them.

    Not so much the chicks with nipples we want to see.

  98. It’s a man, baby.

  99. Would someone explain the “free the nipple” deal? I don’t get it. Is it an awareness thing that women have nipples? Women’s breasts are coveted so cover them up and only share the bounty with the one you love.

  100. There is a subset of the female population that is offended that men can walk around topless but women cannot. So they protest constantly. Apparently women should be free to walk around with their tits hanging out whenever they want. But it’s completely non-sexual and if a man looks at them he’s a pig and sexual harasser.

  101. Women’s breasts are coveted so cover them up and only share the bounty with the one you love.

    Willie Nelson?

  102. “Free the Nipples AND Balance the Budget!!” in our time or something.

  103. Thanks, Alex. I don’t get their thinking. If your breasts are one of the few things you have going for you, and with many of these women that’s true, cover them and keep them as a commodity to share with the one that will appreciate them the most.

    If breasts are hanging out everywhere, they lose their specialness.

    *and these “free nipple” women as is often the case with nudists, their breasts are the type you’re not necessarily interested in seeing.

  104. If breasts are hanging out everywhere, they lose their specialness.

    Exactly.

  105. *hangs our boobs*

    *sends children, dogs, and just about everyone else, off running*

  106. So I found TiFW in the white pages. Would it be rude to call?

  107. our – out

  108. i don’t think so, she knows who you are.

  109. I thought she said she would be in the hospital for a couple of weeks but that was before her second surgery.
    So I wouldn’t be bother her….but hopefully someone is there to relieve some worry.

  110. bothering

    *wtf is wrong with my fingers*

  111. When I get home I’ll contact our mutual friend. His wife’s comment is the last I’ve seen TiFW comment on.

  112. Beasn, here’s a vote for giving the TiFW residence a call.

    Her husband’s name is Paul and he’s a really chill guy. Some of us met him at TITS. Relaxed, affable, funny.

  113. I only shared his first name because she has done so here.

  114. Has anyone emailed?

  115. *and these “free nipple” women as is often the case with nudists, their breasts are the type you’re not necessarily interested in seeing.

    My suspicion is that these people, like the nudists in SF that zombie has written about, are really exhibitionists. They want the thrill of people looking and of shocking the “squares”.

  116. Okay…I made the call.

    I didn’t ask for details or anything, just said her Hostage friends were worried about her and wondered if she was doing okay since her second surgery. She said she is doing okay and dad is up at the hospital with her.

  117. Don’t have the address.

  118. Oh…I think it was her daughter that answered the phone. Shoulda made that clear.

  119. Are you on FB, lipstick? I could PM it to you. White pages has her address.
    Cyn may have her address too.

  120. i think she’s on the reply all email chain

  121. good job Ms. Beasn

  122. Thanks for checking in on her.

  123. Thanks, Beasnsnsnsns. Good job.

  124. Yep, I’m on FB under my civilian name. I should open another account for Lipstick.

    Can one do that or do I need a different email address to give them?

  125. you can probably give them the same email address or just make up another on yahoo or gmail.
    I wouldn’t use ‘lipstick’ though. Make up a name and use ‘lipstick’ as your middle name so we know it’s you. FB is bitchy about making people use ‘real’ names. (mine is partially real)

  126. So right CA, that those women are just exhibitionists and want to shock people.

    Because they don’t care about anybody elses feelings but their precious own.

  127. I may try that — thanks Beasn.

  128. What was HotLips Hoolihan’s first name on MASH? You could use that.

  129. Margaret.

  130. Hotlips killed it.

  131. Margaret Hoolihan, hahaha.

  132. How is Elliott? I missed how his first couple of nights went.

  133. Elliot is a little insecure, but he’s learning. Everyone thinks he’s cute, and that probably gives him a big head.

    That’s just my theory, the second part.

  134. Make him push a penny. That always knocked a guy down a peg.

  135. He is very cute.

  136. Make him eat a stripper. That will bring him down a peg or two.

  137. heh

  138. No eating strippers, he’s not joining a frat.

  139. Rumor going around that Turkey shot down a Russian MiG.

  140. That could leave a mark.

  141. Turkey may have just joined ISIS.

  142. I thought Turkey was on the side of ISIS.

  143. Turkey is part of NATO.

  144. According to this, if it’s true, the west, gulf states, and Turkey, support the ‘rebels’..a.k.a. ISIS.

    Still not clear why they want Assad’s head.

    http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/05/newly-declassified-u-s-government-documents-the-west-supported-the-creation-of-isis.html

  145. We know the west wants him gone, and obama/Hillary did arm them, and the Gulf states have been giving them aid.

  146. Evening.

  147. It’s a Madhouse!!!

  148. Hey Jewstin.

    Did you see this? The feds won’t serve pork at federal prisons anymore because inmates don’t care for bacon, ham, or porkchops.

    Has nothing whatsoever to do with accommodating muslims while refusing to accommodate Catholic nuns or Christian businesses who don’t want to pay for birth control or abortions.. No sirree.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/federal-eye/wp/2015/10/09/finally-the-government-has-decided-to-eliminate-pork-from-the-menu-in-federal-prisons/

  149. Those assholes should be lucky to get bread and water.

  150. Rumor going around that Turkey shot down a Russian MiG.

    *sigh* I was hoping to finish grad school before I die on some foreign battlefield…

  151. Maybe bacon will be more cheaper now. Those jerk-ass inmates were eating all of my bacon.

  152. Can’t stop inmates from enjoying teh sausage. IYKWIMAITYD.

  153. ^^ha! Jew! ^^

  154. Evening Hostages.

    Holy fuck what have I done? Headed on Wiser’s show tomorrow. Here’s hoping I don’t drop any F bombs.

  155. “Rumor going around that Turkey shot down a Russian MiG.”

    hmm

    tick tock

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/09/china-usa-southchinasea-idUSL3N1292KH20151009

    the lines are drawn and we have nero on stage-

  156. Holy fuck what have I done? Headed on Wiser’s show tomorrow. Here’s hoping I don’t drop any F bombs.

    You know where you don’t have to worry about dropping f-bombs? Your podcast. You remember it, right? It was that thing you abandoned like Steve Jobs abandoned his daughter.

  157. Jam2, I fully expect the Chinese to try and sink a US vessel, perhaps even an aircraft carrier, before the end of this douchebag’s presidency.

  158. You know where you don’t have to worry about dropping f-bombs? Your podcast. You remember it, right? It was that thing you abandoned like Steve Jobs abandoned his daughter.

    I know, I know.

    We’re recording a new episode this weekend. A lot of shit conspired against us. One, both of us we’re getting too pissed off and not enjoying what we were doing. Then my younger daughter got pneumonia. Then I got sick.

    The downside of it just being the two of us, if either of us has a conflict, the podcast is fucked that week.

    But, I promise, we’ll have a new episode up soon.

  159. Good day, shakers of rump.

  160. What are you going to talk about on Wiser’s show?

  161. I have my fingers crossed for Wiser – did he ever give us an update?

    Having work done on the house – they seem to be breaking more shit than they are fixing. They also succeeded in blocking in all 3 cars (bobcat, big truck, little truck, truck with trailer plus a big-ass dumpster already taking up acreage. It was impressive.) before the sun cleared the horizon at 6:45 AM. While I admire an early start, I needed to get to work, too!

  162. My impressions of the candidates from my trip to the RS Gathering. And a behind the scenes story or two.

  163. That’s impressive Roamy.

  164. No update yet, Roamie. Was hoping to hear something today, but I guess I’ll be sweating it out it out until Monday

  165. You better bring your A game, Bcoch. I’m gonna be exhausted by the time you call. I’m board-opping for HS football tonight, then again tomorrow morning at 6am, then my show at noon.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  166. You told me I absolutely can’t bring my A game. Something about fines and the FCC and stupid shit.

  167. I’ve seen people talking about updates, wiser, but I missed what you were waiting for an update on. What are you waiting to hear about?

  168. Not saying.

  169. Oh, well, carry on then.

    (I bet it’s gender reassignment surgery.)

  170. (I bet it’s gender reassignment surgery.)

    Re-reassignment surgery.

  171. You bastards know me too well.

  172. (I bet it’s gender reassignment surgery.)

    Ooo, then we can call him ‘wiserbooby’.

  173. Will zhe show up on a BBF?

    Of course not. What am I thinking. MMM for sure.

  174. FREE THE POST-OP NIPPLES!!!!

  175. I’ll give you this awesome story:

    My truck has been overheating on longer drives, like to the station.

    Paid $450 to replace the radiator this week. I could have done it for less, but I trusted the garage to properly diagnose and fix the problem the first time.

    The truck overheated on the way to the station tonight.

  176. Show off your nipples while you still can!

    http://is.gd/5D3la6

  177. Next week:

    http://is.gd/A5JMMg

  178. “http://is.gd/5D3la6”

    looks like seans mascara is running

  179. Game over. I’m out.

    Later, gators.

  180. Thanks for calling Beasn.

  181. I don’t like Jeb! but this is funny.
    http://tinyurl.com/qcfspxv

  182. How are you and Dan holding up, osita?

  183. Sean, better day than yesterday. Still adjusting and helping MA adjust. In 12 years, MA has only spent 3 nights away from Gingy. At least she’s stopped looking/sniffing for her.

  184. Stoopid Cards. As much as I H8 the Mets, I H8 the Dodgers more.

  185. You need cable to watch baseball playoffs? Good move MLB.

  186. Poor Maryann. There’s no way to make her understand what’s going on. I feel bad for all of you.

  187. I felt the same way when they moved Monday Night Beer Commercial over to ESPN, scott. Got sick of that shit preempting Jeopardy.

  188. Scott, it is BS. I don’t even know if the MLB app has the playoffs.

  189. Sean, we’re trying to let her know she doesn’t have to sleep at the foot of the bed or be at the bottom of the ottomans. She’d reclaimed her doghouse last week when Gingy started spending her day in the family bed.

  190. Can’t be good for ratings.

  191. Scott, I don’t get it. Trying to build a base for baseball and MLB limits who can watch. Stoopid. I have friends in LA that weren’t able to watch Dodger games due to cable contracts.

  192. I wouldn’t watch anyway, just seems odd that I can’t.

  193. IKR? They save Mets/Dodgers for the L8 game and put it on a lame cable station.

  194. Did anybody interrupt anybody else’s meditation by farting audibly today?

  195. It wasn’t my fault – it’s the antibiotics, I swear

  196. Probably.

  197. I waited for Dan to get out of the shower before the audible. TYVM. TMI?

  198. We’re such a bunch of fourth graders.

    Mwwwah

  199. Coolest 4th Graders in the history of 4th grade! *Drops mic*

  200. I only fart when I eat carbs. My meditation was interrupted today, but not by a fart.

    Gonna sit and sip my cognac now and try to wind down.

  201. That’s why I added the Fourth Grade tag.

  202. “antibiotics”

    I hope you beat it.

  203. blerg

  204. Sister

  205. My brother and I would fart on each other like Terrence & Phillip from South Park fame. My Dad thought we were barbarians. Messicans have a really earthy sense of humor that is all about bodily functions. My dad was appalled. Would make us excuse ourselves and retreat to the bathroom to fart. Dan is closer to my dad. 25 years of marriage and farting is for the privacy of a locked bathroom door.

  206. Carin is home early. Must not have been a double.

  207. Yea not a double and didn’t have to close. Unlike the next three days. MOTHAFOCKER.

    I was supposed to have Sunday off and accepted a dinner invitation for Sunday night. Told them DAYS ago it was my Sunday off.

    MOTHAFOCKER.

    Got to work and see I’m scheduled a double – open to close- both Saturday and Sunday.

    *cries

    Seriously I was so looking forward to not LIVING at that effen restaurant this weekend.

    ANd I hate hate hate people. Basically my first two tables complained about the food and BOTH (like last friday) said they were never coming back.

    [my reaction? Oh that’s horrible … be sure to write …]

    To be honest – I think there is something wrong with people who eat dinner before 5 pm on a friday. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with them but they’re not right.

    Both were checked on several times while they ate. Both said they didn’t want anything … bla bla bla.

    THey’re fucking lying when they say that.

  208. If I could have farted I would have … what’s it called ??? cropdusted my annoying tables.

  209. Cropdusting FTW!!!

  210. One of the tables special ordered BOTH meals. Chicken with no sauce (complained it was dry … imagine that???!!) and prime rib blackened (which also means no au – jus).

    Look. When you ask for us to make something special/different … when you bitch about it … huh. I mean it’s not as if you ordered off the menu. Let’s try this. STICK TO THE MENU.

    Every other table like their food and had zero complaints. I’m ok with weeding out the assholes. Don’t come back ever. Please promise.

  211. Sorry the night went so poorly and that Sunday’s screwed up.

    *says not one damn thing about being bored while working on robot cars*

  212. Car in, my server friends said that Friday diners are the WORST!!! They H8D them. I never go out on Friday so I wouldn’t know. Amateur night IMHO

  213. Pat was pissed when I called him about Sunday. I mean – he should be happy. He got out of going to a dinner I was dragging him to anyway.

    He said “You need to get out of there.”

    If there was a nice/steady restaurant nearby I’d be gone. 10%ers can kiss my ass.

    (oh the second complaint table began by saying that my service was wonderful … bla bla bla .. but). Then they gave me 6 on 42. Look. – that is not sufficient. If it’s not my fault … you’ve said your’re not coming back. I’ve offered to re-cook your food or give you a free dessert. But no. I’m not comping food after you’ve eaten it all.

    The husband flipped me a few more bucks when his wife wasn’t looking.

    It’s the women – in most cases. THey’re bitches.Of course sometimes it’s the cheap man to blame. But most often it’s the women.

  214. It’s just mostly TWO hell weekends in a row that is bugging me. It really sucks. Two bar doubles in a row … is just horrible to be honest.

  215. Lately friday’s have been ok. And as the night went on it was mostly ok. But the before 5:30 crowd can kiss my ass.

  216. Yep, women. My mom was the WORST!!!

  217. For another server – these two bitches took up her table from 4 until after 7.

    fuck. Are these people completely clueless?

  218. Yes. All about them.

  219. To be honest – I think there is something wrong with people who eat dinner before 5 pm on a friday. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with them but they’re not right.

    MOOOOOOOM!!! C ARIN IS TALKING TRASH ABOUT MCPO!!!!

  220. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 9, 2015 11:34 pm

    *says not one damn thing about being bored while working on robot cars*

    =======

    Please tell me that in true mad scientist fashion you’re putting in experimental software that will malfunction horribly and try to take over the world or at least cause chaos.

  221. and BOTH (like last friday) said they were never coming back.

    Both were checked on several times while they ate. Both said they didn’t want anything … bla bla bla.

    Could you have asked them after they said they were never coming back, why they didn’t speak up sooner and when you checked on them?

    Yeah, women suck. You would not want my older sister as a customer.

    Btw, didn’t you say you would prefer tips in cash, rather than cc?

  222. CC tips are as anal as no tips as a political statement.

  223. Fight with Penelope all the time about tipping……….

  224. We were in Riverside in 91 when Desert Storm was going on. Server was sole shift worker. Hubby deployed. My mom was all about the $1 tip. My dad was Mr 20%. It got ugly. (My mom was very dark as a teen. Not light enough to wait tables. Perfect for cleaning rooms and janitorial work. She always resented her lighter sisters that didn’t have to work as hard, but got tips on looks)

  225. Went to a restaurant in the little town nearest our farm. Everyone, including the waitresses, were in jeans and t-shirts. Low key, red-neckish kind of place but food was good. I put the meal on the cc and left the tip in cash.
    Waitress asked us if we wanted our meals on different tickets. LOL…wut?

  226. She always resented her lighter sisters that didn’t have to work as hard, but got tips on looks)

    Are you saying messicans are rayciss or just some men?

  227. I asked twice if everything was ok while they were eating. In both cases it was when they c were done. In over case they was one thing bit left.

    Seriously people. If you eat it we’re done.

  228. beasn, Messicans are the most rayciss people in the history of America. Even within mi familia.

  229. mi familia lived close to Ruidoso. Texans had an idea about Messican girls. My mom was too short and too dark to fit the idea. Her sisters were more the ideal. My Tia Juanita never worked in Ruidoso. Too India.

  230. Messicans are the most rayciss people in the history of America.

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  231. My Aunt Maria was gorgeous. Her 8th grade picture was OMG. She was so pretty, she worked the racetrack in Ruidoso. No tables, no hotels, walking around taking bets at the racetrack. At 16. She had so many shoes. My mom went to nursing school. No college. My Aunt Maria went to beauty school. No college. The rest of the family look down on both my mom and my tia Maria.

  232. Sean, who are the challengers? Japanese Americans or Koreans?

  233. I was gonna go with white people (you did say “in the history of America” mind you) but I’ve known some pretty racist Koreans. They don’t like “dirty Asians” like Vietnamese and Cambodians. Not to mention what they think of black people.

  234. most of the white people I know are less rayciss than the people in my family. Most of the asians I know are pretty rayciss. Thai’s, Koreans, and Japanese H8 everybody. Everyone else just wants to get along. Laotion, Cambodian, etc.

  235. Evening everyone. Had another date with the nurse tonight. My write up is over at the ONT.

  236. BRB Alex.

  237. Just kidding about the ONT.

    We met for a drink. We chatted for about an hour and then I walked her back to her car and she dropped me off at mine. We made plans to go see the burlesque show next weekend.

    She is iffy on having kids, but at this point it’s not something I’m going to worry about.

  238. I waited for Dan to get out of the shower before the audible. TYVM. TMI?

    Hahaha, My father would have fitted in very well with tu familia. He would rip one and look around to see if anyone noticed and then giggle.

  239. Pinche.

  240. Good job on not worrying about kids at this point, COAlex. Glad you had a nice time.

    I’m assuming neither one of you farted?

  241. Mi familia would grab a match and light em up. I’ve been in the family for 25 years, and I’ve never violated MiLs kitchen. Even when Dan is the loadmaster. (Still biting tongue about SiL)

  242. No farts. If she’d said that she didn’t want kids I’d see it as a problem. She’s my age, so she doesn’t have a whole lot of time to change her mind and I want a big family. As it stands… meh, we’ll see what happens.

  243. Kids aren’t always a given. just saying. Start early. Live long.

  244. H2 is slacking on mathematic replacement. I don’t do Math! You fucks need to step it up. zero sum game

  245. It was a thing that shortly after we got somewhere Dad would let fly and triumphantly say: “First fart in Belgium!” or wherever.

    Oso should fart on the SiL.

  246. OK, this is ironic: the whole neighborhood smells so strongly of sewage. It wasn’t me!

  247. I can make you derp I can make you sing
    I can make you derp I can make you sing
    If you want me to

  248. *cropdusts post*

    Exits stage

  249. New poat
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/10/10/another-sleep-in-saturday/


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