Hello fuzzy friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, Women are from Mars and Men have a Penis edition.
Your model for today was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania on February 2nd, 199mumble-mumble. She stands 5’8″ high, and measures in at a surgically enhanced 36DD-24-36 and has been strenuously photo-shopped in every pictorial. I don’t give a good gosh darn because OMG look at this chick! Please stop raking gravel long enough to welcome, Miss Abigail Ratchford!
Today in history:
0326 – Constantine refused to carry out the traditional pagan sacrifices.
1394 – Charles VI of France issued a decree for the general expulsion of Jews from France.
1759 – British forces defeated a French army at Fort Niagara in Canada.
1799 – Napoleon Bonaparte defeated the Ottomans at Aboukir, Egypt.
1805 – Aaron Burr visited New Orleans with plans to establish a new country, with New Orleans as the capital city.
1861 – The Crittenden Resolution, which called for the American Civil War to be fought to preserve the Union and not for slavery, was passed by the U.S. Congress.
1866 – Ulysses S. Grant was named General of the Army. He was the first American officer to hold the rank.
1868 – The U.S. Congress passed an act creating the Wyoming Territory.
1946 – The U.S. detonated an atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll in the Pacific. It was the first underwater test of the device.
1946 – Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis staged their first show as a team at Club 500 in Atlantic City, NJ.
1952 – Puerto Rico became a self-governing commonwealth of the U.S.
1994 – Israel and Jordan formally ended the state of war that had existed between them since 1948.
1997 – K.R. Narayanan became India’s president. He was the first member of the Dalits caste to do so.
1998 – The USS Harry S. Truman was commissioned and put into service by the U.S. Navy.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
L to R
BBF, H2
So unfair yet still funny: http://i.imgur.com/oJpvcqB.gif
She looks like a big boob version of Katy Perry.
And that’s saying something!
so the dogs were Italian pit bulls. A breed called a Cane Corsos. And the dude bled out from dog bites to his shoulders. The owner is an asshole who wanted to know if the dogs were ok. One dog WAS shot by a neighbor,but kept attacking.
I’d like to see charges against the owner. As a warning to other douchebags.
Did he mistreat the dogs? Why did they go after the jogger?
Morning, children.
People really need to keep control of their dogs. Dogs running loose are dangerous.
They were mean, violent dogs which had bitten unprovoked before.
They had DUG their way out of their kennel.
Then those dogs should have been taken care of before. As in by animal control. Yes, he should face charges.
>> so the dogs were Italian pit bulls
what dogs are we talking about
The dogs that killed a jogger on one of Car in’s running routes.
My sheriff friend is going to drop me off something good to carry with me when I run. I don’t think it’s urine.
Does pepper spray work on dogs? I would think it does.
Heh:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/07/24/israel-surprised-by-number-sophistication-gaza-tunnels/
I don’t think it’s urine.
If he tells you to apply it liberally to your bare skin after you shower in front of a mirror while thinking of him, I don’t think it’s urine either.
I guess we are not talking about sweater puppies in the comments today.
No, please do Dr. B. I’m a desperate dog in need of validation.
She looks nice.
There. is that enough validation?
Is that young lady even of legal age? She’s quite lovely, but yikes!
Nice T.I.T.S. Pups. I’ll catch the gifs later. I’m at camp with teh sucky slow HughesNet internet.
I didn’t see that, holy shit Car in.
Yes, pepper spray is effective on dogs, more than humans even.
She’s 22.
I’m finding it harder and harder to find new Friday talent of legal drinking age. I’m probably going to start more repeat appearances.
Oh yeah…
Eviction Watch: Day 10
I don’t think I could talk to her about plane geometry.
Or, you know, addition and subtraction.
Pups, you can always find some Japanese or Korean AV girls and just make up crap about them. Like the guys, or Car in after two shots, would care…
Thanks Mundy…good to see your Avatar round here.
http://is.gd/d3uufF
Pups, you can always find some Japanese or Korean AV girls and just make up crap about them.
This is a fantastic idea of which I heartily approve.
Oh look! A cute angle!
Like the guys, or Car in after two shots, would care…,,
Cyn is the two shot call. it would take me at least three …
*makes notes*
Aww, poor RNC. They haven’t heard from me!
I wonder why? Hmmmm…
Have you ever investigated a night-scope for your pellet rifle, Scott?
I’m asking for my dog.
Do you really want Nessie to have a rifle, and night vision?
Yes.
Tuesday morning and again last night I almost stepped on a skunk when I went to check the traps. He seems to like grubs and worms more than fried chicken or marshmallows. I’m going to the bait store tonight.
I’d hit it.
Effin’ hippie free range grub fed skunks.
http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2013/07/0c6ff2e5fcf22c2d960a987dff0332fb_original.gif?1373448481
They are pretty expensive Pupster.
I picked up a night vision lens at Walmart for under $100 though, that is pretty cool.
Milky spore nematodes.
They’ll kill the grubs and the skunks will go to your neighbors.
That reminds me, I need to get started on deer season prep. I missed out on St Venison’s feast day last year, can’t afford to screw that up again.
night vision lens
Like a hand-held monocular, or something you mount to the rifle?
Scott, Pupster, Big Bastard and Nessie in:
Zero Dark H2
Ooops, Fat Bastard.
Sorry.
Walmart has NVD’s? Whoa, I didn’t know that. I just did a quick search on their site and they have many to choose from.
Don’t forget the dinner bunny.
Well, THIS is interesting:
http://www.algemeiner.com/2014/07/25/hamas-prepared-attack-that-would-bring-israel-to-its-knees-israeli-defense-officials-say/
Women get really defensive when you criticize 50 shades of gray
That’s because it was probably the only time most of them had tingles in a while.
Herself said it was written by a 17 year old with bad grammar.
So, an H2er?
Are Cyn or Car in getting royalty checks?
50 shades of gray
Someone besides Leon is going to need to explain this phenomenon to me.
Not you either Colorado Alex.
WomenCunts get really defensive when you criticize 50 shades of grayfixt
So 50 Shades of Grey is now a movie?
I am still waiting for the novelization of Beneath The Valley of The Ultravixens. Now that was a movie.
Someone besides Leon is going to need to explain this phenomenon to me.
Not you either Colorado Alex.
Women like to fantasize about meeting a rich dude.
They also like to be spanked.
Women like to fantasize about meeting a rich dude.
They also like to be spanked.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
Who cares if the boobs are real, my boner is
Of course they’re real. I mean, if they fell down in a forest they would make a sound.
Near as I can tell 50 Shades of Grey is a Harlequin romance novel with a 220 volt dildo.
Bunny is simmering in mustard sauce as we speak. Almost done.
http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/rabbit_in_mustard_sauce/
220 on the money, honey!
ZOMG I just shit all over a thread of Carin’s on FB. I’m laughing my ass off.
Was really surprised Julia Child’s book doesn’t have any rabbit recipes in it.
Hmm, Dave is giving recipe advice to Laura.
What’s next? A full page spread on wiserbud’s approach to Thanksgiving dinner, including his extra special cranberry sauce recipe?
Gee….seems like that claim of all of these “unaccompanied alien children” catching the government unawares is just another big fat lie; these places didn’t spring up overnight:
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2014/07/22/one-media-outlet-catching-on-to-massive-governmental-non-profits-housing-the-unaccompanied-alien-minors-southwest-key-under-review/
We who are about to fap salute you!
Was really surprised Julia Child’s book doesn’t have any rabbit recipes in it.
In the first edition she talks about the proper way to gut a German sentry with the paring knife.
A full page spread on wiserbud’s approach to Thanksgiving dinner
http://bit.ly/1pSDrZ5
Well, actually Dave recommended recommended the mustard, but he also suggested battering and frying it. Which would probably have been alright, since it is a young rabbit. But I just really wanted to stew the Hell out of it because it’s my first yard bunny and I am a little askeert.
Near as I can tell 50 Shades of Grey is a Harlequin romance novel with a 220 volt dildo.
Go on…
that sounds yummy
I got a cheap handheld night vision thing, it was under $100.
It’s a fun toy. The first time I used it, I walked way out back and turned it on to see if I could spot any coyotes.
There were 4-5 sets of eyes looking back at me.
The traditional French side dish is to serve the rabbit with flat noodles, buttered and parsleyed. Dildo is optional.
Huh. Prices for night vision scopes have come down a lot.
I bet you could spatchcock a rabbit.
Which, coincidentally, is what most of the women reading 50SoG were doing.
I’m not sure why Pupster doesn’t want me or CoA to explain it. Does he want a bad answer?
>>>There were 4-5 sets of eyes looking back at me
My cousin, who retired as an undercover narcotics detective in Brockton, MA, used those words many times to describe walking into bars and homes in the seedier parts of our hometown.
Tastes…a little tangier and stringier than farm rabbit. But pretty darn good. I think I’ll dig some spuds from my garden and serve bunny chilled, on some boiled taters.
I must absolutely recommend that sauce recipe. I used my homemade whole grain dijon mustard in it. Thought it would be too strong but it doesn’t come out ‘mustardy’ at all. Just savory.
I’m going to use that recipe on chicken or pork next time, for sure. Very tasty.
Don’t be like me; when you stir the cream in at the end, do it *off the heat.* I curdled my gravy because I didn’t notice that you’re not supposed to boil the dairy in there. D’OH.
Still tastes good.
I bet you could spatchcock a rabbit.
Which, coincidentally, is what most of the women reading 50SoG were doing.
Animal husbandry.
OK, so that was Recipe Time.
*checks clipboard*
Leon? Carin? Anybody want to talk deadlifts/ wall ball/ burpees?
I get the sense that many of them wished their husbands to be more like animals, so it’s apt.
I’m working on my back bridges. I remember playing “soccer” in this position when I was in tumbling class when I was a kid.
I can get up to the neck bridge, my hands don’t want to push out from this position yet: http://youtu.be/6lhZpOKk3oo
I’ll come back when we get around to cover songs or MJ’s sexual awakenings.
I kicked so much ass at tumbling. I wish that had been some kind of a real sport. I might never have turned into a fat shlub.
Oh, by the way? That Halbig decision? The one that said the subsidies to Obastardcare federal exchanges is illegal? Yeah, Licorice Dick is going to ignore that. How many troop divisions does the court have?
Male College Cheerleading Scholarship
I’m sure Weepy John’s lawsuit against Licorice Dick will do just what it is supposed to do: line the pockets of lawyers and make GOP deadwood feel fuzzy. God knows Boehner won’t exercise his constitutional power of the purse instead.
If the Republicans didn’t exist the Democrats would have to invent them.
Jimbro, we didn’t have male cheerleaders when/where I was growing up. If that had been an option, I’d have been on it like lycra on a glute.
Your boobed model has freaky eyes and she looks like she’s packing some junk in the third picture.
and she looks like she’s packing some junk in the third picture.
That’s only supposed to be on Mondays.
I’m really a tad sore to be discussing working out. The last three days have been intense.
Here’s your tl/dr cut and paste from Matt Walsh comment thread about 50SoG:
I think women gravitate to 50 Shades of Grey (and other similar erotica) because they haven’t embraced the proper roles in sex and marriage. Feminism has taught them that they can never, ever, in any fashion submit to a man…unless it’s during sex, if that sort of thing is their cup of tea. Anything goes in the bedroom. Feminism told them that it’s degrading to be a stay-at-home mom or to submit to a husband or to want a lot of children. They should never have sex with their husbands unless they feel like it. They should never let a man make decisions for their family. But having a stranger use and abuse you sexually? Well, that’s empowering, don’t ya know.
The other factor at play is that women are most attracted to men when men are most masculine. It’s masculine and attractive to women for men to be in charge, confident, powerful, and robust. But feminism taught men to suppress these characteristics and taught women that any man who shows them is chauvinistic and oppressive. Thus men have learned to become passive and women have learned to hate and fear masculine men.
In much of life, the feminization of men may seem to turn out fine for both sexes. We live in a culture where we don’t often need a man to fight invaders and women can do most jobs. If the gender roles are rather blurred or even reversed, we can still survive. But in the bedroom, women have a hard time being turned on by a wuss. During sex, the natural differences of men and women are more noticeable and important. When that difference isn’t emphasized, it makes arousal more difficult. Women are turned on by a man’s more masculine traits. Opposites attract.
When women find their sex life hum-drum because they either have a feminized man or have effectively emasculated him by forcing him to bow to their demands in order to get sex, they often get excited at the thought of being dominated. Erotica, like 50 Shades, appeals to their innate desire to feel a man’s power and leadership, to be led and give up control. They may or may not realize it, but I think this is, for many women, the issue. They play a game of make-believe in their minds because feminism has told them it’s taboo in real life.
Of course, the male dominance in 50 Shades of Grey is a twisted and warped version that is debased and harmful. But in a culture of women yearning inside to find some semblance of real masculinity to submit to, it still appeals to them deep down. They don’t have the real thing, so they fall for twisted counterfeits that have small glimmers of the masculinity they desire. They’re like hungry people eating out of garbage cans, not realizing that they’ve ignored the gourmet restaurant down the street.
^Leon’s comment reminded me of that. I think she’s probably spot-on as to why women liked the book, and the analysis.
Here’s your tl/dr cut and paste from Matt Walsh comment thread about 50SoG:
I think women gravitate to 50 Shades of Grey (and other similar erotica) because they haven’t embraced the proper roles in sex and marriage. Feminism has taught them that they can never, ever, in any fashion submit to a man…unless it’s during sex, if that sort of thing is their cup of tea. Anything goes in the bedroom. Feminism told them that it’s degrading to be a stay-at-home mom or to submit to a husband or to want a lot of children. They should never have sex with their husbands unless they feel like it. They should never let a man make decisions for their family. But having a stranger use and abuse you sexually? Well, that’s empowering, don’t ya know.
The other factor at play is that women are most attracted to men when men are most masculine. It’s masculine and attractive to women for men to be in charge, confident, powerful, and robust. But feminism taught men to suppress these characteristics and taught women that any man who shows them is chauvinistic and oppressive. Thus men have learned to become passive and women have learned to hate and fear masculine men.
In much of life, the feminization of men may seem to turn out fine for both sexes. We live in a culture where we don’t often need a man to fight invaders and women can do most jobs. If the gender roles are rather blurred or even reversed, we can still survive. But in the bedroom, women have a hard time being turned on by a wuss. During sex, the natural differences of men and women are more noticeable and important. When that difference isn’t emphasized, it makes arousal more difficult. Women are turned on by a man’s more masculine traits. Opposites attract.
When women find their sex life hum-drum because they either have a feminized man or have effectively emasculated him by forcing him to bow to their demands in order to get sex, they often get excited at the thought of being dominated. Erotica, like 50 Shades, appeals to their innate desire to feel a man’s power and leadership, to be led and give up control. They may or may not realize it, but I think this is, for many women, the issue. They play a game of make-believe in their minds because feminism has told them it’s taboo in real life.
Of course, the male dominance in 50 Shades of Grey is a twisted and warped version that is debased and harmful. But in a culture of women yearning inside to find some semblance of real masculinity to submit to, it still appeals to them deep down. They don’t have the real thing, so they fall for twisted counterfeits that have small glimmers of the masculinity they desire. They’re like hungry people eating out of garbage cans, not realizing that they’ve ignored the gourmet restaurant down the street.
And then what happened?
Pretty much. Feminism ruined sex for women except with rape culturists.
But can you explain why Fifty Shades of Gray is Rosetta’s favorite book?
I think women gravitate to 50 Shades of Grey (and other similar erotica) because they haven’t embraced the proper roles in sex and marriage. Feminism has taught them that they can never, ever, in any fashion submit to a man…unless it’s during sex, if that sort of thing is their cup of tea. Anything goes in the bedroom. Feminism told them that it’s degrading to be a stay-at-home mom or to submit to a husband or to want a lot of children. They should never have sex with their husbands unless they feel like it. They should never let a man make decisions for their family. But having a stranger use and abuse you sexually? Well, that’s empowering, don’t ya know.
The other factor at play is that women are most attracted to men when men are most masculine. It’s masculine and attractive to women for men to be in charge, confident, powerful, and robust. But feminism taught men to suppress these characteristics and taught women that any man who shows them is chauvinistic and oppressive. Thus men have learned to become passive and women have learned to hate and fear masculine men.
In much of life, the feminization of men may seem to turn out fine for both sexes. We live in a culture where we don’t often need a man to fight invaders and women can do most jobs. If the gender roles are rather blurred or even reversed, we can still survive. But in the bedroom, women have a hard time being turned on by a wuss. During sex, the natural differences of men and women are more noticeable and important. When that difference isn’t emphasized, it makes arousal more difficult. Women are turned on by a man’s more masculine traits. Opposites attract.
When women find their sex life hum-drum because they either have a feminized man or have effectively emasculated him by forcing him to bow to their demands in order to get sex, they often get excited at the thought of being dominated. Erotica, like 50 Shades, appeals to their innate desire to feel a man’s power and leadership, to be led and give up control. They may or may not realize it, but I think this is, for many women, the issue. They play a game of make-believe in their minds because feminism has told them it’s taboo in real life.
Of course, the male dominance in 50 Shades of Grey is a twisted and warped version that is debased and harmful. But in a culture of women yearning inside to find some semblance of real masculinity to submit to, it still appeals to them deep down. They don’t have the real thing, so they fall for twisted counterfeits that have small glimmers of the masculinity they desire. They’re like hungry people eating out of garbage cans, not realizing that they’ve ignored the gourmet restaurant down the street.
Reading is a scam.
What I find sorta interesting, is that if you read better fiction (with sex) you will find the men do conform to the traditional roles. It’s hawt.
In the male-oriented version, a beautiful young woman pursues a man by making him sammiches and eagerly approaching him for sex.
Casey Kasem’s dead body could be locked away in a funeral home for months and the star’s children may never know where he is to be buried, his family told MailOnline today.
A spokesman for the family said they fear his body is being stored in a funeral home in Montreal while his widow Jean ‘plays games’ with other family members that she has been at war with during Casey’s last few years of his life.
Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the coffin lid.
In the sequels, she raises his children with him, does the laundry, and cleans, all without getting fat or cheating on him.
In the male-oriented version, a beautiful young woman pursues a man by making him sammiches and eagerly approaching him for sex.
No one told me we indulged in science-fiction here.
Here’s your tl/dr cut and paste from Matt Walsh comment thread about 50SoG:
I think women gravitate to 50 Shades of Grey (and other similar erotica) because they haven’t embraced the proper roles in sex and marriage. Feminism has taught them that they can never, ever, in any fashion submit to a man…unless it’s during sex, if that sort of thing is their cup of tea. Anything goes in the bedroom. Feminism told them that it’s degrading to be a stay-at-home mom or to submit to a husband or to want a lot of children. They should never have sex with their husbands unless they feel like it. They should never let a man make decisions for their family. But having a stranger use and abuse you sexually? Well, that’s empowering, don’t ya know.
The other factor at play is that women are most attracted to men when men are most masculine. It’s masculine and attractive to women for men to be in charge, confident, powerful, and robust. But feminism taught men to suppress these characteristics and taught women that any man who shows them is chauvinistic and oppressive. Thus men have learned to become passive and women have learned to hate and fear masculine men.
In much of life, the feminization of men may seem to turn out fine for both sexes. We live in a culture where we don’t often need a man to fight invaders and women can do most jobs. If the gender roles are rather blurred or even reversed, we can still survive. But in the bedroom, women have a hard time being turned on by a wuss. During sex, the natural differences of men and women are more noticeable and important. When that difference isn’t emphasized, it makes arousal more difficult. Women are turned on by a man’s more masculine traits. Opposites attract.
When women find their sex life hum-drum because they either have a feminized man or have effectively emasculated him by forcing him to bow to their demands in order to get sex, they often get excited at the thought of being dominated. Erotica, like 50 Shades, appeals to their innate desire to feel a man’s power and leadership, to be led and give up control. They may or may not realize it, but I think this is, for many women, the issue. They play a game of make-believe in their minds because feminism has told them it’s taboo in real life.
Of course, the male dominance in 50 Shades of Grey is a twisted and warped version that is debased and harmful. But in a culture of women yearning inside to find some semblance of real masculinity to submit to, it still appeals to them deep down. They don’t have the real thing, so they fall for twisted counterfeits that have small glimmers of the masculinity they desire. They’re like hungry people eating out of garbage cans, not realizing that they’ve ignored the gourmet restaurant down the street.
I should read that book.
cyn’s just provoking me now
I think women gravitate to 50 Shades of Grey (and other similar erotica) because they haven’t embraced the proper roles in sex and marriage. Feminism has taught them that they can never, ever, in any fashion submit to a man…unless it’s during sex, if that sort of thing is their cup of tea. Anything goes in the bedroom. Feminism told them that it’s degrading to be a stay-at-home mom or to submit to a husband or to want a lot of children. They should never have sex with their husbands unless they feel like it. They should never let a man make decisions for their family. But having a stranger use and abuse you sexually? Well, that’s empowering, don’t ya know.
The other factor at play is that women are most attracted to men when men are most masculine. It’s masculine and attractive to women for men to be in charge, confident, powerful, and robust. But feminism taught men to suppress these characteristics and taught women that any man who shows them is chauvinistic and oppressive. Thus men have learned to become passive and women have learned to hate and fear masculine men.
In much of life, the feminization of men may seem to turn out fine for both sexes. We live in a culture where we don’t often need a man to fight invaders and women can do most jobs. If the gender roles are rather blurred or even reversed, we can still survive. But in the bedroom, women have a hard time being turned on by a wuss. During sex, the natural differences of men and women are more noticeable and important. When that difference isn’t emphasized, it makes arousal more difficult. Women are turned on by a man’s more masculine traits. Opposites attract.
When women find their sex life hum-drum because they either have a feminized man or have effectively emasculated him by forcing him to bow to their demands in order to get sex, they often get excited at the thought of being dominated. Erotica, like 50 Shades, appeals to their innate desire to feel a man’s power and leadership, to be led and give up control. They may or may not realize it, but I think this is, for many women, the issue. They play a game of make-believe in their minds because feminism has told them it’s taboo in real life.
Of course, the male dominance in 50 Shades of Grey is a twisted and warped version that is debased and harmful. But in a culture of women yearning inside to find some semblance of real masculinity to submit to, it still appeals to them deep down. They don’t have the real thing, so they fall for twisted counterfeits that have small glimmers of the masculinity they desire. They’re like hungry people eating out of garbage cans, not realizing that they’ve ignored the gourmet restaurant down the street.
I’ll join in!
No one told me we indulged in science-fiction here.
Sorry, I’m considering an early retirement where I write novels in winter and farm in the warmer months.
I hate all of you.
Please buy my books.
Do you realize all this male/female psychology is profoundly unfair and discriminatory to QUILTBAGs? Where is the best-selling lowbrow pervert porn lit for the rest of us oppressed by the binary hierarchy?!?
Is there no justice for my otherkin?
I think women gravitate to 50 Shades of Grey (and other similar erotica) because they haven’t embraced the proper roles in sex and marriage. Feminism has taught them that they can never, ever, in any fashion submit to a man…unless it’s during sex, if that sort of thing is their cup of tea. Anything goes in the bedroom. Feminism told them that it’s degrading to be a stay-at-home mom or to submit to a husband or to want a lot of children. They should never have sex with their husbands unless they feel like it. They should never let a man make decisions for their family. But having a stranger use and abuse you sexually? Well, that’s empowering, don’t ya know.
The other factor at play is that women are most attracted to men when men are most masculine. It’s masculine and attractive to women for men to be in charge, confident, powerful, and robust. But feminism taught men to suppress these characteristics and taught women that any man who shows them is chauvinistic and oppressive. Thus men have learned to become passive and women have learned to hate and fear masculine men.
In much of life, the feminization of men may seem to turn out fine for both sexes. We live in a culture where we don’t often need a man to fight invaders and women can do most jobs. If the gender roles are rather blurred or even reversed, we can still survive. But in the bedroom, women have a hard time being turned on by a wuss. During sex, the natural differences of men and women are more noticeable and important. When that difference isn’t emphasized, it makes arousal more difficult. Women are turned on by a man’s more masculine traits. Opposites attract.
When women find their sex life hum-drum because they either have a feminized man or have effectively emasculated him by forcing him to bow to their demands in order to get sex, they often get excited at the thought of being dominated. Erotica, like 50 Shades, appeals to their innate desire to feel a man’s power and leadership, to be led and give up control. They may or may not realize it, but I think this is, for many women, the issue. They play a game of make-believe in their minds because feminism has told them it’s taboo in real life.
Of course, the male dominance in 50 Shades of Grey is a twisted and warped version that is debased and harmful. But in a culture of women yearning inside to find some semblance of real masculinity to submit to, it still appeals to them deep down. They don’t have the real thing, so they fall for twisted counterfeits that have small glimmers of the masculinity they desire. They’re like hungry people eating out of garbage cans, not realizing that they’ve ignored the gourmet restaurant down the street.
She seems nice tits.
Make your first novel 51 Shades of Grey.
Novel-o.
I see there’s a new meme in AOS land.
Right now I’m writing Fifty Shades of Plaid.
Your boobed model has freaky eyes and she looks like she’s packing some junk in the third picture.
Right now I’m writing Fifty Shades of Plaid.
Is it about girls wearing school uniforms?
*pre-orders*
Haha, pupster always has a gif to “sum up”.
Fifty Shades of Your Mom
I’m not sure why Pupster doesn’t want me or CoA to explain it. Does he want a bad answer?
In the sequels, she raises his children with him, does the laundry, and cleans, all without getting fat or cheating on him.
Fifty Shades of Your Mom
That went direct to DVD.
I stand by my statements about the gender-swapped version.
Fifty Shades of Gray Hair: the later years
Fifty Shades of Gray Hair: the later years
That’s where he chains her to her walker, right?
50 Shades of Grey Poupon: The Sandwiching
So are you in your later years, Carin?
*gets out of the way
Thought it would be too strong but it doesn’t come out ‘mustardy’ at all. Just savory.
Fifty Shades of Grey Poupon
*son of a*
Great minds think alike. Or something.
Fifty Shades of Grape-Nuts: Cereal Monogamy
Fifty Shades of Grape-Nuts: Cereal Monogamy
*claps*
Israeli cabinet unanimously rejects Horseface’s peace proposal.
They voted ‘neigh.’
57 Shades of Mr. Teresa Heinz: The Horseface Whisperer
Cereal monogamy is for people who lack the fiber to commit to just one.
And don’t get me started on the freaks that mix more than one kind in the same bowl.
Fifty Shades of Graham Cracker Crust: Mmmmm, pie.
AUGH!!!!! I blame J’ames!
what did I do now, so I can take credit for it.
Why the long face?
Srsly, how can any head of state or high gubmint official elsewhere sit down, look at the corpse-like face of John Kerry and not have to suppress a giggle? His face looks like a badly painted plastic doll from some sweatshop in Indochina, and it was left in the hot sun too long.
Fifty Shades of Salt ‘N’ Vinegar Potato Chips: You will get in my belly now.
My favorite characterization of Kerry during the Dem primaries for the ’04 campaign was ‘the talking tree.’
Never liked those. Maybe it was the brand, but way too vinegar-y
“Reporting for Duty!” was my favorite.
Then came the Swift Boaters.
He eats good gras shaped like dicks.
Wow, that was 10 years ago. How time flies!
Sounds like Faux gras to me!
I floated through the door before I floated against it.
http://bit.ly/178YotD
I thought John Kerry was the ultimate joke on the American people until Half Black Jesus came along.
the ultimate joke on the American people until Half Black Jesus came along.
I’m still not laughing.
Barack Obama is a racist joke told in poor taste at a party with watered-down drinks and stale chips.
Just when I didn’t think a thread funnier than the Jonathan Gruber “Speak-o” thread would come along anytime soon, this shows up at AOS:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=350716
Ewwwwww
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=350716
Ewwwwww
Fifty Shades of OMFGThatsDisgusting
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=350716
Ewwwwww
Andrew Sullivan has already ordered two.
If only they made a chair that felt and smelled like tits.
Bad doggie!
Um, he had that technology, and made “fat man’s belly” instead of “boobs” or “booty”.
Civilization has failed.
If only they made a chair that felt and smelled like tits.
I believe the Kate Upton chair made an appearance in the comments.
http://i.imgur.com/xCYsxKX.gif
I assume this is from one of your “meat-ups.”
For those viewing pupster’s gif, make sure you stick around for the visual at the end
What is that chair next to the fat dude getting the belly-luvin’??
I’m asking for a friend.
I am afraid that Obama wont go away at the end of his term.
Just think how sick we’ll be of him after another 20 years of community organizing.
He’ll get his own show on CNN.
NBC will have Late Night with Obama.
Center square on Hollywood Squares.
For those viewing pupster’s gif, make sure you stick around for the visual at the end
Worth the wait
For those viewing pupster’s gif, make sure you stick around for the visual at the end
Tushar?!?
If only they made a chair that felt and smelled like tits.
They do.
it’s called the PJChair
He’ll get his own show on CNN.
NBC will have Late Night with Obama.
Center square on Hollywood Squares.
His children will sell self-branded luggage on HSN. His wife will replace Dr. Oz.
Just think how sick we’ll be of him after another 20 years of community organizing.
I just hope he keeps smoking….
They will have to put Obama into films so he can win an Oscar.
They will have to put Obama into films so he can win an Oscar.
This. He’ll move to California or New York and end up playing the President in some Hollywood flops just so that his admierers can heap more unwarrented praise on him.
They will have to put Obama into films so he can win an Oscar.
He hasn’t yet?
Actually, considering the fact that he has proven to be such an abject failure as President, I kind of expect that he will end up the same way Carter did, with everyone attempting to forget him.
Only the most hard-core of believers will still defend his record, while the rest of the world just moves on.
His children will sell self-branded luggage on HSN. His wife will replace Dr. Oz.
Their nutritional advice is equally sound, I won’t be able to tell the difference.
I don’t think he’ll do a TV show. It’s too much work. He’ll just travel around the country giving speeches and golfing.
Didn’t he win a grammy for his spoken version of his books?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/25/a-new-facebook-page-dedicated-to-the-idf-is-being-flooded-with-sexy-selfies.html
I don’t think he’ll do a TV show. It’s too much work.
Except when it comes to hectoring an audience for money, there has never been such a lazy sonofabitch in office.
I think LD will win at least three more Nobel Prizes. In stuff like physics and medicine, because fairnessracismreparations.
Nice one B rad.
Didn’t he win a grammy for his spoken version of his books?
I think that was Algoreshakra.
He won twice.
0bama will get a gig on The Golf Channel.
His Golf Channel schtick will be denouncing Rush Limbaugh throughout the show.
I like this ad campaign: http://youtu.be/-n3WHPknszw
One more: http://youtu.be/n1oWwn5EZ-U
He would be awesome on the Fat News Network.
I would deeply, deeply love for Nero to end up in such poor financial straights that he has to take a job with the only company on earth who will still hire him as a pundit…
Fox News.
No way Fox would hire him.
Please dear God no way.
Oh you know they would. If only to put him across the table from Megyn or Charles as a punching bag.
Or Sarah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, I’d get cable again for that.
He would never, ever, ever put himself in a situation where he could be handled roughly. He will only go on programs where he can sneer at strawmen to the adoration of his narcissism-enabling followers.
LOLOLOL… yeah, you’re right. That shit would get great ratings. Gotta love Roger Ailes.
>>Do you realize all this male/female psychology is profoundly unfair and discriminatory to QUILTBAGs? Where is the best-selling lowbrow pervert porn lit for the rest of us oppressed by the binary hierarchy?!?
>>Is there no justice for my otherkin?
50 shades of gay.
Back from Mexico. Went through the automatic customs thing at DFW. You let this machine scan your passport and then you answer the same questions you would if a real live customs agent were interviewing you via a touchscreen. Did I bring any food back w me? No. Did I bring any livestock back w me? No. Did I walk around in animal shit while I was abroad and bring it back on my boots? No. Am I bringing more than $400 worth of shit back to the country? No. Do you have any body parts of dead hookers in your luggage? No. And then you’re through. It was cool as shit and only took about 2 minutes from start to finish. It made me wonder how a govt that could create software that made it this easy to re-enter the country could totally not build software that would allow you to sign up for healthcare insurance?
On another note, I wonder what the unemployment rate amongst the Af-Am segment would be if not for the TSA? Every motherfuck working for the TSA at DFW is AA. No diversity No peace.
Racist.
I was quoting some Jonah Goldburg to my wife a while ago cause I thought it was good shit and she needed to hear it. I didn’t know if she knew who he was so I gave a bit of background on him. She goes, “Yeah I know who he is. He’s on Fox News sometimes and he writes for National Review. I think he’s VERY good looking.”
WTF? He hasn’t made HHD yet? I think something’s wrong with my wife’s taste. She’s been looking at my fat ass too long.
Every motherfuck working for the TSA at DFW is AA
Not a universal. DTW TSA is pretty mixed, same at IAD.
Another observation:
After spending a couple of weeks last summer in England and a week this summer in Mexico, it appears to me that US companies are dominant in the snackfood industry at least in the western hemisphere. In both countries you are way more likely to find a coca-cola and bag of frito-lay products than anything they produce domestically. Hershey and Mars products are almost exclusive in both places. Maybe I need to get away from areas with heavy American tourism. We’re exporting cutural fatassness or something.
>> Megyn or Charles as a punching bag.
Megan doesn’t impress. It’s basically the same style that Musket Morgan used, which is annoying
I actually find most of the Fox pundits unwatchable, Dave, and not just because I shut off TV service. Krauthammer, Cavuto, Payne and Goldberg I can stand, but even then only in small doses.
And Megyn strikes me as just bitchy.
She prolly just needs to read 50 Shades of Grey.
Megyn’s job is not to impress Dave or Leon. Her job is to attract LIVs to Fox. She does it well.
Krauthammer can do the heavy lifting of impressing curmudgeons like Dave and Leon,
I’d rather sleep with Megyn than Krauthammer.
Man I do *not* want to go to my Obamajob tonight.
But, Michelle needs to buy matching Cartier dog collars for her entourage. So. Off I go.
I’d rather sleep with Megyn than Krauthammer.
So would Krauthammer.
http://www.thelocal.fr/galleries/culture/the-15-best-french-expressions-for-making-love
TITS Gear ordered and in production!
Cyn, don’t bother pupster when he us eating
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/bgwwQ1T
Viewer discretion advised
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/XZ47fXH
According to the latest Fox News national poll, more than two-thirds — 68 percent — say no, this White House is not the most open and transparent. […]
Meanwhile, opinions split over whether Barack Obama is honest and trustworthy: while 48 percent of voters say yes, a record-high 50 percent say no.
Really? Really? 48% of voters still say Mr. If-You-Like-Your-Plan-You-Can-Keep-Your-Plan is honest?
Romney was right.
“The year 376 is taken as pivotal by many modern historians. In that year there was an unmanageable influx of Goths and other barbarians into the Balkan provinces, and the situation of the Western Empire generally worsened thereafter, with recoveries being incomplete and temporary.”
For “376” read “2012” and sub in Central Americans and Messicans for the barbarians and Texas for the Balkans.
Also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_of_the_Roman_Empire#Decay_owing_to_general_malaise
Pretty much that whole entry is illuminating. Right down to currency debasement and forced redistribution of wealth, coupled with many seeking to divorce themselves from government by living “off the grid” such as it was.
>> And Megyn strikes me as just bitchy.
Bingo. And Tushar, she isn’t attracting any uninformed she is just throwing red meat to the faithful.
I gave up on Fox back when Greta was doing nothing but coverage of that dumb blonde girl from Alabama that went to the Caymans and went drinking with a bunch of assholes who killed her. Non-stop coverage of nothing, every damn day.
I just can’t watch it anymore.
Good day, objects of Stephen King’s Twitter ire.
I’m home. I go back in 36 hours.
The model is disgusting. Nice job, puppy.
Where were you, MJ? Hollywood? Broadway? The San Fernando Valley?
Branson
Your mom’s house.
*nominates self for Oscar in ‘Delivering Optimal Service Performance’
I was in Boca Raton. I go back next week, then back for part of the following week. Then Tampa, Orlando, Detroit, Hell.
You said Detroit twice.
He likes Detroit.
I like Yiayia.
He was probably visiting Morty, in Del Boca Vista Phase III.
Hell, Michigan is surprisingly cool. . .
You should stop by the ghetto bar.
http://imgur.com/gallery/4bmhE
I’d like to see the ghetto bar.
Laura’s friend is moving and I helped her with a few things tonight. This will be her 6th move in 16 years.
That is at least 4 too many.
The “ghetto” bar has duck on the menu.
Another rabbit! I need to learn how to disassemble these things.
its ez if you drain em well.
Hi Gang. I’m a wreck from werk. Stand by as I drink some Malty Hop Juice.
Looks like Cyn’s getting hit with a big haboob.
Big Haboob Friday.
That creepy thing where someone was leaving dolls on peoples’ doorsteps?
Meh.
*leaves Chucky doll on Sean’s doorstep*
I thought the dolls were beautiful.
I figured from the start it was some little old lady leaving gifts. It’s a shame that even nice neighborhoods like San Clemente are freaked out that someone tries to do something nice.
Or it was Mare.
Where the fuck is everyone?
I see CDR M on the ONT is stealing Dick Pole jokes.
Did anybody ditch anybody else while they went out with all their friends to get hookers and blow today?
Not many hookers or blow around here. You want oxys?
Then Tampa, Orlando, Detroit, Hell.
Has anyone made MJ aware of Hell, Michigan?
Compared to Detroit it’s very nice.
http://www.gotohellmi.com/home
The ’10 things that will make you look smart in meetings’ link in the ONT was written by a completely unselfaware dipshit.
Pretty much all these tactics are either annoying or would make her look like an idiot quite quickly.
Jeebus. Must be a millennial.
Naw, man. You got any benzos?
(I have learned more about things that get you drunk or high in AA than I ever did in college.)
Well, leon…
I suppose he could have been saying that like “Golly, Michigan is surprisingly nifty,” but I think he was talking about the town.
Fresh out of benzos. I have some Mentos, same thing, swearsies.
Did anybody ditch anybody else while they went out with all their friends to get hookers and blow today?
People don’t do that!
MCPOld didn’t hyperlink it, and this is MJ, we’re talking about.
The ’10 things that will make you look smart in meetings’ link in the ONT was written by a completely unselfaware dipshit.
Um, look closer at the URL, Humpty.
LauraW,
Amen.
That is totally (literally?) lame…
Interesting post from Wretchard:
“When God goes fishing.”
http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2014/07/25/when-god-goes-fishing/
I am quite excited about the iPhone using Sapphire crystal. I found out a long time ago that it is the way to go for watch crystals. I simply will not buy a watch without one. That may shortly include my phone as well.
interesting Chris
~hi guys~
I musta kilt it. Sapphire is deadly
Oso!
How are you tonight?
I can kill with the best o them. Where is Xbad?
Hey Vman. How’s Zeke doing these days?
Hey, Vman. Tired. Today was a walk to work day.
30% humidity here is brutal. I know that you guys are used to really high humidity, but Swamp Coolers don’t work and it is really easy to get dehydrated and sick. UV index was 11. (I have no idea what that even means!!!!)
Today sucked. Or was that yesterday?
Zeke is well Sean.
I hate u Oso, 30% humidity is a godsend when 90 is normal.
What is ABQ like in December? I am looking for a winter break.
Has anyone made MJ aware of Hell, Michigan?
Compared to Detroit it’s very nice.
Hey now. If i can arrange to get it off, i think I could give MJ a very favorable opinion of our city.
bartending is tooooo late.
criminey. it’s 1 am.
Haven’t been around in a couple a days, osita–how’s Dan and your FiL?
Car in, have you listened to Satch yet? Do you like or is it meh? I can handle the truth.
I have, and i do like it – but I can only handle it in small doses. For some reason, he is HUGE in Toledo and the radio sorta bleeds up in Detroit, so i’d hear kinda the same sounding songs rather often. But the live stuff you sent is much more compelling than the stuff I’d heard before.
Great Carin
I am out for the night. Good night friends, fellows, countrymen, and assorted morons, imbicells, and my fellow slow persons.
Vie la Differance between Toledo and Detroit
Dan is still on light duty and in pain. FiL is at rehab and looking good. We’re worried about the post rehab period where he still won’t be able to drive, but will be home with MiL. Dan is planning on having “The Talk” with his Dad about assisted living. Vman, NM is great 10 months out of the year. Monsoon season is miserable. Mid-June to Mid-August.
So, Dan is working gas. He keeps getting called a rayciss, because he won’t run the Club card more than once for people. Even with a cooler of water and gatorade, he got a little ill today. The AC in the gas shack went out, so the guys have no where to go to cool off.
I have yet to be called a rayciss at work. At least not to my face. Besides, it would probably be something more like gweilo than that.
Sean, we figure that the young guys that work gas just run the Club card, because they don’t like getting yelled at. Dan is getting some pretty virulent anti-gringo stuff. I brought him a Carl’s Jr burger the other day and some young blonde was giggling and gazing. Dan: She was cute, but too stupid to pump gas.
We had joy, we had fun, we had Tempe in the sun…
I thought you were gaijin, Sean?
My cousin, Celena, lives in ABQ. They were unable to have children. They have Boxers. They already lost their oldest Boxer earlier this year. Today, Bogey was diagnosed with a spinal tumor. She is 1 month younger than MaryAnn. They will be making the decision to try risky surgery or putting her down. She is such a sweet doggie. I H8 this week.
Well, I’ve always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely.
The derp is just fantastic, that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?
6-3 today. Feels like a double.
http://imgur.com/gallery/leRjl6e
Morning children. 101 degrees here yesterday. Still haven’t gotten much rain. Drought sucks.
Does anyone want to know how to evaluate the statistics of a regression model then read Henry V?
No?
Ok.
I had forgotten how hot Florida is in the summer. Not sure I could l be there anymore.
Henry V?
No.
Henry VIII?
Yes.
wakey wakey
New poat
Does anyone want to know how to evaluate the statistics of a regression model then read Henry V?
No?
Walk me through the first one. The latter is one of the few plays I’ve actually watched performed in person, and well.