Hi. Medium boobs are good too, so before you start yer bitchin’, take a look at just how pretty this woman is. Who am I kidding? Yer gonna bitch.
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I wrote this song about your mom, yesterday. Its really three songs in one, the first part is just the band dicking around, then at the 1 minute mark it gets going, then it turns into a Pink Floyd type of thing that is trippy. Like your mom.
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Today’s model is of the sushi variety. She is from Japan and likes stuff. Her boobs are pretty big, but really they are medium sized and only look big because she is so small. I like her. You can fuck off if you don’t. Please welcome wassername!!!!!!!!
Shit happens. Deal with it.
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202 BC – Second Punic War: Some dudes fought it out. Lawrence O’Donnell fights the pubic war everyday with Obama’s balls on his face.
1466 – The Thirteen Years’ War ends with the Second Treaty of Thorn. Lawrence O’Donnell says he woulda gone 14 years.
1812 – Napoleon I of France retreats from Moscow. He shoulda learned from the other 800 dick taters that tried that move.
1917 – The Love Field in Dallas, Texas is opened. I have to include shit from Texas ‘cuz Dave is from there. He pays me.
1954 – First ascent of Cho Oyu. What does that mean?
1973 – President Richard Nixon rejects an Appeals Court decision that he turn over the Watergate tapes. Not optimal.
2003 – Mother Teresa is beatified by Pope John Paul II. Total slut.
2012–Mitt Romney sits down for a Christmas card photo.
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I’ve been waiting for you all day, MJ. You want sushi?
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I tore up your favorite sweater, MJ. You like?
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Side boob, MJ?
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I have a triathlon tomorrow, but I feel like shit so we’ll see how it goes. I hope you have a wonderful weekend and please remember to be nice to each other. Also, show us yer TITS!!!!!!
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This post sucks.
Yes, yes it does.
Who is Big Tex?
Is it the post that sucks, or is it a reflection of the creator. Does the quality of a person’s work reflect the true nature of their soul?
Or is it just Friday?
No, YOU fuck off!
mare, regarding work…long suffering story, short – they have taken advantage of me for more than a year. Treated me like shit. I’ve told them over and over that all hands must be on deck on the weekends and we have to get decorators who could actually write for starters.
But they didn’t care because Barb could do it all. Well, I’ve changed my availability when I found out my tormenter was coming back – 1. she is totally unreliable. She should have been fired for her absences when she was dept manager but, of course, it’s not who you know, it’s who you blow….and 2.) even when there, she still leaves me to do most of the work. Yesterday being case in point.
Yesterday she came in late with a fake cough, oh she feels so sick. Did nothing to prep for today, knowing she would be by herself like I was many a time with no help from her as dpt manager. There are a shit ton of orders.
By the calls on my caller I.D., I’m betting she didn’t show up today.
A mostly optimal job, MJ, but an A+ for anything Dave Matthews Band. Had to give you down points for the PF reference. Asshole.
Do NOT answer that phone today, Beasnss. Or if you do, tell them that you’re busy with
BBFMBFhttp://tinyurl.com/8vjt84z
She also didn’t stay for an entire shift yesterday.
No doubt they are frantic, calling all customers and telling them ‘oops’. No doubt they will be calling me in the office and challenging me on my change of availability.
They will force my hand. I had a date I was holding on for…..but we will see. For the money they pay me, they can blow Barky.
Beasn …before http://kauz.images.worldnow.com/images/19621003_BG1.JPG
after https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5lIZsTCEAEmVeI.jpg
Cyn, caller ID is a wunnerful thing. I would have gotten overtime but I am so done, screw them all.
Especially after another dpt manager, whose head is enlarged 4 sizes too big, jumped down my throat for the last time. There won’t be a next time. I’ve been told she speaks that way to customers. And she still has a job.
promoting ‘diversity’ in hiring or promotions really means, hire the meanest dumbest bitch you can find.
If you look on our wall of ‘managers’, you will find a suspicious lack of white males.
You would be right scott…you could look at that as me burning out or my hair catching on fire from the rapid escalation of the blood pressure, thus I will figuratively burn the m…f…r down as I depart.
Our HR lady, who is trying to transfer to another store, told me not to quit.
Pallet cleanser
http://cuteoverload.com/2012/10/18/i-have-a-dream/
So someone couldn’t wait for the regular Burning Man event?
I have no idea what is going on here, but I heartily approve:
http://tinyurl.com/9ehute4
palate…grr
xbrad, the tape they use to ‘tuck’, tickles.
I got left on the old thread with this stupid comment from myself:
You know, the more I think about it, the more pissed I get that Valerie Jarrett thinks we’re so dumb that “leading from behind” is a viable expression much less a policy.
Think about it, Leading from Behind™ that is utter bs. Only a cowardly prick thinks you can lead from behind. ASSHOLES.
Since this is medium on big boob Friday, would this be considered a half-assed effort?
Nice work, mj.
It was half assed. I don’t feel like myself today so I’m sort of phoning everything in.
Sorry to hear work is treating you shorthand, beasn. When it comes down to it, they will miss you more than you will miss them. That’s for sure.
Hold out for what’s owed to you. And yes, they owe you.
Stay firm, Beasnsnsns. You’re doing the right thing.
Quit if you have to. Too bad for them. By the way their stupid “don’t like it don’t pay but you get to keep it” policy without having several SKILLED decorators is whacky.
Who do you feel like, then.
Her face in the picture on the bed is beautiful.
I think this is a very pretty medium boobed Friday. Hence, it will be mocked and derided by the needy boys with mother issues.
Well done, douche.
xbrad, the tape they use to ‘tuck’, tickles.
sounds like the voice of experience, to me.
Big Tex talked. That’s what caught on fire, the motor in his mouth.
it will be mocked and derided by the needy boys with mother issues
We don’t have any of them here, do we?
“I’ve been waiting for you all day, MJ. You want sushi?”
Well that took a second reading before I got that. I’m off my game too.
Today’s model’s name is Leon.
http://www.leonkadena.com/
Um, don’t you mean “Reon”?
Mare!
she’s purty
sounds like the voice of experience, to me.
Technically, you would be correct, but in my case, the ‘tuckage’ would be from Mr. Beasn. If he can catch me.
Um, don’t you mean “Reon”?
LAAAAACIST!!!!!
I meant beasn, and mare and cyn.
*goes to look at the boob chick*
Well done, douche.
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Thanks?
Its Reon.
“It’s Reon”
/Fixted for Hotspur
*falls out of chair laughing that it actually is ‘Reon’; bonks head on desk and passes out*
You chose well,
grasshopperMJIt’s either/or. Sometimes, she’s referred to as Leon and sometimes Reon.
Or so I’ve heard from…uh…a friend who’s into downloading Japanese porn. You don’t know him. He’s from Canada.
Another green job success story.
http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/target_8/Volt-no-jolt-LG-Chem-employees-idle
I approve of MBF, if only because she didn’t need a wheelbarrow to get to the photo shoots.
I never got into the Japanese stuff. You never knew until too late whether there was going to be that creepy digital mosaic.
I ascribe to the “anything more than a not close to my head is a wasteful” theory. However that goes
Today’s model’s name is Leon.
*paging Dr. Freud…Dr. Freud, please call your office*
My first wife had the same name as my sister. I’m sure I could have a been a case study for someone.
Smallish poat, smallish boobage, everything finds a level.
TSTG = LSMFTF
fixeted
LSMFTF
“Lucky Strikes Mighty Fine Tobacco, Friend” ?
She is pretty MJ. I don’t know if you are having the same trouble I had last week…finding new models. The first three I had lined up were repeats…one of them was a two time feature.
Anyway, good luck tomorrow.
http://tinyurl.com/make-us-proud-mj
*paging Dr. Freud…Dr. Freud, please call your office*
Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Which leaves open the possibility that other times it is something else entirely.
Good one, Pupster!
Yes, best of luck tomorrow, MJ. Don’t forget the band-aids for your nips and glide for your thighs. And maybe some Depends (JIC).
That’s my strategy too.
Don’t forget the band-aids for your nips and glide for your thighs.
Any activity I’m involved in that requires this advice had better involve a happy ending.
nope, still got nothing. Let’s See My Fine Toothed Friend……
I need a nap.
Previously, on “Lawrence O’Donnell – BOSTON’S BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER”…
http://www.bigpicweblog.com/exp/index.php/weblog/comments/photos_for_cathy_seipp/
Any activity I’m involved in that requires this advice had better involve a happy ending.
I thought it sounded like advice for a meatup with Rosetta.
That’s not a happy ending, AD.
I need a nap too
Hi Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/97wfsk6
Music for a Mideast coverup
Are those boobs optimal or not?
I’m not touching them so:
NOT OPTIMAL
But otherwise quite pleasant.
My first wife had the same name as my sister. I’m sure I could have a been a case study for someone.
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Huh. I’ve never dated anyone with my 3 sister’s names.
Yes, best of luck tomorrow, MJ. Don’t forget the band-aids for your nips and glide for your thighs. And maybe some Depends (JIC).
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Thanks Cyn. It’s a short race so I probably won’t need the depends.
Glide. That shit is like gold at a triathlon.
Glide. That shit is like gold at a triathlon.
Or a lemon party…
She is pretty MJ. I don’t know if you are having the same trouble I had last week…finding new models. The first three I had lined up were repeats…one of them was a two time feature.
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It’s getting harder to find decent chicks. I’ve reposted a few, but I always assume that if I can’t quite remember no one else will anyway.
I’m really worn out today and considered copying a post from last year. I assumed you pervs wouldn’t notice.
Huh. I’ve never dated anyone with my 3 sister’s names.
Should I give you a list so we can make sure I never dated your sister?
Hahahaha. The header is pretty good.
LEON!
http://tinyurl.com/9mnfcdn
A Snake. Why did it have to be a snake?!?
Pupster, I want that so very much.
America, GIT IN MAH BELLEH!
Jeeze! Almond butter is like 10 bucks a jar.
I think I’ll just use dollar bills instead of bread. They are paleo too, right?
I assumed you pervs wouldn’t notice.
You forget who you’re talking too.
Well, not me, I mean, I don’t really look at the pics, per se, just wanting to get ideas for lingerie and jewelry and what not, and sometimes hairstyles, but no, your lazyassed duplicate women are of no bother to me at all.
I bet you could do the same chart with test scores vs. ed spending.
Off to do work to pay for those ObamaPhones.
BBL. Probably.
I do a site search on the name of the model. A couple of more whatsernames and heylookaheres and repeats will be inevitable.
Jeeze! Almond butter is like 10 bucks a jar.
Yeah, it’s not cheap. Best I can get it here is about $8/16 ounces. Beef is cheaper. Nuts have had an especially bad time with inflation these last few years. I remember buying a 1# bag of raw almonds for $6 in 2008 or so, now I can get a 12oz bag for $9.
Gross.
http://tinyurl.com/9rs4syk
*plants almond tree*
Should I give you a list so we can make sure I never dated your sister?
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Ick.
Nobody puts MJ’s sisters into a binder.
http://tinyurl.com/6queskc
Thanks a bunch, besan.
Nobody puts MJ’s sisters into a binder.
I might’ve. Just sayin’. I dated a girl from Florida once.
Can you buy underwear without room for balls? If you can, that’s what he wears.
Can you buy underwear without room for balls?
They’re called ‘panties’.
They’re called “binders” now? I’ve always called them “cuffs”.
Gross.
http://tinyurl.com/9rs4syk
Huh? SRSLY?
The First Family is comprised of four juvenile women and one dog.
You guess who is who.
Agile Bunneh
Can you buy underwear without room for balls?
I usually just leave mine on the outside.
One of the few joys I have in life is to do a goggle immage search on our BBF lovelies to see if they have any pics out there on the tubes showing some nip. I goggle searched “wassername!!!!!!!!” and didn’t find this gearl. So MJ, I gotta know….whasserrealname?
Is that Lance Armstrong in the header?
A perfect record for our First Family.
http://bit.ly/Rd6PsS
Reon Kadena. There are plenty of nude pictures of her.
One of the great joys of working from home is being able to slap together a titty post while on conference calls. If we ever go to video conferencing I’m doomed.
PG:
http://www.leonkadena.com/
PG
Comment by Sean M. on October 19, 2012 1:53 pm
Today’s model’s name is Leon.
http://www.leonkadena.com/
Camera angles, MJ. Camera angles….
Unless you do the LiveMeeting thing where people can see your desktop. Then you really are screwed….
Maybe Leon could activate screen sharing.
Today’s model’s name is Leon.
No relation.
Squirrel!
Hah! When you click through that link…Leon changes to Reon in the header.
So, this morning about 0300, I got up to take my prostate for a walk and noticed that it was VERY light outside. I wondered at that, as there was no moon last night.
I went to the computer-room so I could see out front.
There were three boom-trucks, a couple pick-ups, a trailer with a utility-pole on it, and the brightest work-light I’ve ever seen! It was like day-light out there.
It appeared that they were replacing the pole in front of my house, but the power was still on!
I watched for a bit and went back to bed.
When I got-up, it was not light yet, so I had a couple cups of coffee and a smoke.
Anita was up first and said the last of the crews left about 0600.
I wandered out to look around when it got light-enough to see.
Looks like someone headed south, at speed, had a problem with the half-left just north of our place. They over-corrected, crossed through the north-bound lane and took out our 2 month-old mail-box.
I found it 100′ away. They climbed the 4′ bank, taking-out the cherry-timbers all along the top, went through the quince and an old rhody, clipped the power-pole off at the ground, took out about 25 rhodies and azalias, a bunch of ferns, a wrought-iron trellis, and the corner of the neighbors fence.
The corner of their fence had been hit before, a few times, so they had replaced it with new railroad-ties sunk 4′ into concrete, with rail-tie cross pieces.
They were sheared-off at the ground and thrown 50′ down the road.
The neighbor had woken when the crash happened and went out to talk to the deputy that responded.
He told her that the guy was a “repeat customer” with previous DUIs, a suspended license, and no insurance.
If it would have been a little Honda, the pole would have stopped it. It was an older full-size pickup and the driver was drunk and not hurt!
Two-months ago, I replaced the mail-box and numbers for $22. Today, it was $28, but there is NO inflation!
I heard it on the “news”.
So it goes,
ChrisP
Chris, how did that not wake you up? You didn’t hear that?
You should borrow one of your neighbors railroad ties for your new mailbox post. The 4 x 4’s don’t seem to be doing the job.
AD,
About 5 whiskies and a sleeping pill. It’s how I get to sleep with the pain from the crushed discs in the bottom of my spine.
Today stank. Party of old people. Sweet , but the two dollar tips were killing me.
Pups,
The box is mounted on a 6×6, but it’s just buried in the shoulder at about 18″. It flips right out and flies down the road when hit at 50mph.
The county said “NO!” to a section of 8″ well-casing filled with concrete and buried 6′.
Later, sniffers and lickers.
What did I miss today ? Someone fille in.
I went flimsy the last time I had to replace mine, Chrispy. The steel spike comes right out if it gets hit, and the spray from the snowplow just bends it over, and I bend it back.
http://tinyurl.com/9xxm7ey
Carin…MJ is queer for Leon who thinks he might have slept with his sister.
That’s about it.
Pup, can’t you give me some new info?
My wife got way overpaid for her first photo job. As in she asked for a number and they gave her 3.5x that number.
I told her that the only polite thing to do is send a thank you and cash the check.
She’s at a rehearsal for her first wedding right now. Fingers crossed.
Also, whether or not it was MJ’s sister, it’s easily my most-regretted relationship.
Leon, she’s still got the day job?
Quit the day job in June, gave up looking for a different day job at the end of September. Too much frustration. Now she’s doing freelance photography (events, portraits, etc.). So far, she’s still in the hole (needed a new camera — not a cheap one), but two more weeks like this one and she’ll break even.
We’re entering the lean season for weddings, though, so she’s trying to think of creative ways to advertise for holiday parties and family portraiture.
Her first job was family photos for one of my coworkers. They’re the ones that way overpaid her (but she really undercharged them, frankly). Tomorrow’s wedding is one where the prime contractor (I’m not kidding, the wedding has one) lost his photographer and found her ad on craigslist.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/9618342/Weighty-memento-war-veterans-secret-revealed-after-his-death.html
Just damn.
I’m a member of a local trade group, there is photography studio that takes photos at the monthly meetings for the newsletter, and passes out ads and coupons to the attendees. I don’t know if it makes them money, but for an hours time once a month their name gets out there to 80 or 90 people.
That’s certainly a thought. We have our share of local community events that she could attend, like farmer’s markets and such. I should suggest starting a photoblog of stuff from the area. It’s not like there’s a newspaper anymore.
Family Pic Christmas Cards
That’s in the plan, Cyn, it’s just a question of advertising. I need to hang up a few of her cards around the office.
Heh. Timely.
Flyers on cars at grocery stores and strip/big malls in your area will work too. They don’t need to be big either; four flyers per one sheet of paper will do.
HAHAH! Pups with the perfect pic.
Have her give a ridiculously deep discount for the cards you hand out at the office, write 50% off on those cards, so that the word-of-mouth references come in from your workmates.
I’m from Chicago. No go on the sister.
Carin, there is a douche on artsy* girl’s faceass.
*sorry I’m having a brain fart
I’m from Chicago. No go on the sister.
Well, at least we don’t have that awkwardness between us now.
Drive time, have a good evening, fine people.
You too, Leon.
*runs thru blog naked, lets loose a box of 10,000 marbles behind me*
*deploys Roomba.
*peeks thru window, sees Roomba; quietly slips garden hose into window and turns on the water*
*puts little snorkeling masks on pets and Roomba.
*driveby smooches Cyn*
Awwwwww.
Right back atcha; watch that paw, Mister!
*pours SamsClub sized Mr. Bubble Bubble Bath in thru the window*
mj good luck with the swim portion…
http://tinyurl.com/8g5y4kv
and try not to embarrass yourself on the rest of the race…
http://tinyurl.com/8p3pps3
I missed Cyn running through here naked by 30 minutes? FML.
This is a piece of shit blog.
That was just a test Siri but it is a piece of shit block.
Thanks Jam.
This is a piece of shit blog.
Yeah, and then what happened?
Nothing as exciting as getting steamed to death in a tuna vat.
I bet that really sucked.
Halloween idea for Roamie:
Shouldn’t you be carb-loading or something? Shaving off body hair?
I thought we said No Nip?
http://tinyurl.com/7neexem
I thought we said No Nip?
http://tinyurl.com/9u6pe7q
Carved the pumpkin tonight. Didn’t regret plunging the knife in at all.
Heh. Made me look.
Sohos?
http://tinyurl.com/93y33s6
Facedouche? Revvy, Beasn? Artsy girl…
Goes looking.
facedouche…so Carin what did I miss? You went back to bartending? detail me up please
I thought we said No Nip?
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Hahaha. You’re such a doll, Sohos.
R/R are holding a rally in Daytona tonight. It’s being carried live on the news channel in Tampa.
Ryan is going to make a great VP.
Hahaha. You’re such a doll, Sohos.
hahaha I can hear your sarcasm through the web 😉
Who wants a slice of frozen pizza and a vodka?
Mare has parked.
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/10/18/funny-pic-dump-10-18-12/lolso-5/
I am having frozen pizza and beer and I wonder why Ive gained 6 pounds….jeez
Stolen from Theo:
Helping the handicapped……………….from Rico
Today I had to go to Walmart.
As I walked across the parking lot towards the entrance I noticed a driver looking for a parking space so I flagged them and pointed to an available handicapped spot.
The driver looked confused and rolled down the window to say “I’m not handicapped!”
“Sorry” I said. “I saw your Obama bumper sticker and figured you had a mental disorder and were cognition-impaired.
She gave me the finger and called me names.
Yeesh! Some people do not appreciate it when someone tries to help them out.
Frozen pizza makes you smart. That’s all brain cells you’re gaining, Sohos.
A good steal, Chrispy!
I think this must be a stimulus-funded amateur production of Equus.
Whoa. Cosplay is not for the faint of heart.
In response to Red Bull Stratos, Slim Jim has sponsored the shortest free-fall of all time.
He fell about the length of one of those shorty Slim Jim’s. Perfect!
Cyn I love the way you think
Sohos, I’m waitressing.
Hunh.
Cooking a white pizza with the cardboard still underneath does NOT change the flavor.
C’mon cards, get it together!
I’m off work in an hour and would love to get a cocktail and watch the end of the game, but I have my Air Force Fitness test in the am. Those get less fun as i get older.
Do any of you have conservative friends that don’t know when to not talk politics? Like, out for a nice dinner in mixed company and keep trying to kill conversations with it?
Because I do.
Good luck tomorrow, Phat. Drinkie after you pass is allowed.
How did you blow it this time, Leon?
I have my Air Force Fitness test in the am.
Those suck now. Used to be like 2 pushups and 2 miles on an exercise bike, right?
Leon, I have lib friends like that
Is that a good thing for you?
How did you blow it this time, Leon?
No no, it wasn’t me, I have a friend. Old friend, dear, but he’s boor. I agree with him on a fair number of things, but I know when to keep the talk light and he really, really doesn’t. He’s also contracted the one-up-your-story virus, and his case is getting severe.
Does he not get the hint when you try to change the conversation? Well, at least he’s passionate, so that’s something. Sort of.
He did eventually get it, but I had to seize on some minor point to bring the conversation back to cooking.
The one-upsmanship didn’t stop, though. I have the uncomfortable feeling that if I met him today for the first time, I would likely not have become friends with him.
” Like, out for a nice dinner in mixed company and keep trying to kill conversations with it?”
sap that i am – i keep doing favors for my congenitally liberal neighbor; as a punishment they forced me and my wife to go to dinner with them… i started in on a conservative libertarian rant which made them go all slack jawed… i put on my best smirk and asked if dinner was over
I have the uncomfortable feeling that if I met him today for the first time, I would likely not have become friends with him.
That’s a hard realization. Probably not unlike some marriages.
The “One Up” your story drives my fricken’ Bonkers!
A very German friend of mine has that.
He brings a new lady over and we are telling stories, he lapses into that mode, and I begin to drink heavily…
It’s the old; “Yes that was good, but listen to this!”
There was this time…
Ha Ha! Did you do that on purpose Jam? You may have just solved your problem of doing favors!
Did anybody find a secret passage behind anybody else’s bookcase today?
I have the uncomfortable feeling that if I met him today for the first time, I would likely not have become friends with him.
Yeah, I’m thinking that, too.
on purpose – yes. i got the elbow, nasty but knowing look, and ever coveted “your an ass” from my wife…. the neighbors keep insisting on taking us out though…
i think it’s dementia (on their part)
‘re
Leon, the current test is a ‘force shaping’ tool disguised as a fit test.
I can max the push ups and sit ups, but the abdominal circumference and run are a bitch for me.
With a 35″ waist it’s almost impossible to get an ‘excellent’.
Did anybody find a secret passage behind anybody else’s bookcase today?
Yep. Goes straight to the observatory, where I saw Yvette doing naughty, naughty things with Miss Scarlett. Then, regrettably, I awoke.
Phat, my wife gets killed on the circumference rule too. It’s a bitch.
Baking pizza from scratch now
Our customary Friday thing
Phat,
When are we gonna see “the other shoe drop” in the ME, or “The October surprise”?
George,
My scratch-built pizzas are ‘to die for’. They are WAY better than any bought pizzas, and they will feed us for three days. The crust recipe is at the H2 recipe blog.
It’s sort of a pizza on a garlic-bread crust.
ChrisP, I don’t see it now. All of the assets we moved to the Med after the Libya attack have been brought home.
If there is a strike it will have to be limited to Naval missile attacks and/or strategic bombers.
Still very doable. I doubt any Oplans ever included boots on the ground in Iran. What we don’t have is the Air Force tactical assets in place to guarantee air superiority. I take that back. We could divert our assets in A-stan to Iran, but I don’t see it. Would give a massive opening to the Taliban.
I suspect 2 carrier groups can handle that aspect just fine.
The last time I made a pizza from scratch was Leon’s Meatzza recipe. It was great.
I wish I could recall who said this, but listening to talk radio it was postulated that four dudes on camels are gonna get mowed down somewhere and we’re going to hear Monday morning before the debate that they got the guys who lead the assault on Amb. Stevens.
Is that really believable to anyone??
Cyn,
I don’t think you are very far afield…
Is that really believable to anyone??
No.
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/suspect-in-libya-terror-attack-laughs-at-obama-using-the-consulate-attack-just-to-gather-votes-for-their-elections/
Wish I could be flyin’ to the NE today, but that’s not gonna happen.
I love you goofs, but I’m a poor old broke bastard.
Have a great evening all.
NYTOL.
Fuggin’ NYT. Idiots.
Sweet dreams, Chrispy, with a hug to Anita too.
Haha, I’m watching H2 on TV. Ancient Aliens is on.
Maybe I should just quit looking for jobs and move to Alaska and live off the land.
Is that doable? Can I homestead or squat? However it is winter I imagine that might be rather hard now.
Good by tomatoes!
If I drive it might take me a little while to go from Florida to Nome.
Vmax,
Amazon is hiring 50,000 for the holiday season. FedEx and UPS are hiring seasonal workers, too. Don’t give up!
Bike season starts in a month $4 per bike!
Alaska still sounds good Chris.
A 12 gauge is good for bear right? I sold my big game rifle last month to pay the bills. I might not have enough guns to live in Alaska.
You could live off the land a little easier in the everglades, v. Shorter drive, too.
Lots shorter. Though if you came thru this neck of the woods, we could mini-meat.
Pups you make me think.
Hogs and Python have no season or limits. No electricity no A/C….50 below is better than 95 @ 95% humidity. I think the skeeters are the same.
Coworker finally called me back. It appears my tormenter did show up and bitch a storm over me getting my avail. changed. She came across a wedding order for Sunday morning, where another coworker wrote ‘beasn will do’, and said she absolutely refuses to do it, since my name was on it.
1. It wasn’t my handwriting.
2. I was never told about this order.
3. I never agreed to or gave my consent that I would do said order.
4. Our old new dpt manager better deal with my coworkers pulling that crap on orders they don’t want to do, because we are all getting paid the same level.
5. I won’t be answering the phone tomorrow either.
When Dan was out of work in ’08, he was offered UPS/FEDEX seasonal work and it is a lot of waiting around and not very steady. When drivers get behind you are on call to meet them along their route and help finish. No set schedule.
Best of all, I’m not scheduled to work until late Sunday morning. Little princess is going to have a wedding cake to do.
heh
Beasn, bakery orders are a pain in my ass.
I’ve been you know where doing you know what and now I’m you know how, where how is definitely above 0.08%.
You all should do you know what the next time the opportunity arises.
That puppeh at Ace’s is adorable.
I have contacts at UPS Oso but I assume I will die in the heat. However the loaders load in the coolest hours.
Get them Beasn!
HAHA! Well done, Geoff
I hope someone takes a pic of the wedding cake that she’s gonna screw up, Beasn.
Vmax, can you put together bikes again? We have one steady guy throughout the year and he may get a helper or two during Santa season.
Most of the seasonal work is route work and you are responsible to be available and meet the truck/driver that needs help. TSA usually hires seasonally but it is part-time and fill in. We are still on a hiring freeze and Oct is usually when retail hires for Xmas.
Is Geoff hiring hard working office pukes?
Mass is cool enough except for a few weeks in the summer.
Zeke and I can live under a bridge until we have enough to live in a crack house closet.
Cyn, this gal can do the cake, she’s just pitching a fit because her is all by herself.
Please note, as dpt manager, with decorating skills, she NEVER gave me any help when I was by myself, which was pretty much every weekend during her one year reign of terror.
I’m not going to gloat too much because I know how difficult it is – I have zero sympathy. We’re taking bets on how long she lasts.
oso, I heard our outfit was going to hire THOUSANDS of seasonal workers with the potential of many being kept on. Maybe that’s regional because no hiring binge has happened at our building.
Is Geoff hiring hard working office pukes?
Geoff is currently working for the man, so he doesn’t hire nobody no how no way. He just does his piece work and drinks heavily as he reminisces about the days when he was his own boss.
I had to try Geoff
Do you get a bonus for recommending someone?
Beasn, we haven’t replaced the kids that went back to school. Security fired 3 people for theft today and they are shuttling people around to fill those positions.
And everything is part time. Our shortage lead wants me to work Claims on the wknd but can’t get approval to make me full-time. I don’t want to work every wknd part time in two work centers.
Do you get a bonus for recommending someone?
I do not. But I might could get permission from the wife to let you crash at our domicile in exchange for some home improvement projects.
Given our house that could be a long-term gig.
http://tinyurl.com/8u9v7t3
There can’t be many places hiring full time right now, at least until Romney wins. *keeps fingers crossed tightly*
And everything is part time.
Obama’s world. Some of the full timers they fired were told they could come back after 30 days at part time. Minimum wage.
ALIVE! Screw you Rosetta.
The wages of Obamacare.
And Gabe, he tried to kill us as well.
Private bakery I worked before this one, now has 6 extremely part time decorators. They used to have 3. Two of those would normally pull in a lot of overtime.
Noone there works more than 20 hours
Russ stepped in front of my Rosetta bullet.
Way to go, Russ!
Hi Scooter
Does “Rosetta bullet” = “Jägermeister” ?
Does “Rosetta bullet” = “Jägermeister” ?
I see you’ve been at Rosetta’s firing range before.
Party at wiserbud’s house!
And survived, Geoff. Barely.
*scribbles furiously in notebook to never ever go to wiserbud’s house*
Private bakery I worked before this one, now has 6 extremely part time decorators. They used to have 3. Two of those would normally pull in a lot of overtime.
Noone there works more than 20 hours
This isn’t an unintended consequence of Robertscare. This is what Obama wants: everyone equally poor and underemployed. Fairness, you see. Equally impoverished so it’s fair.
Everyone is still in a wait and see attitude. I deal with people every day that won’t even pay their memberships until they know if they’ll be in business after the election. Scary times
The only good experience ever had with the TSA.
Okay, which one of you guys has been fucking with the recombinant DNA?
Recominant DNA kilt it. And rightfully so.
That shit ain’t right.
Here is a plea
From my heart to you
Nobody knows me
As well as you do
You know how hard it is for me
To shake the disease
That takes hold of my derp
In situations like these
Late night. Some fitting music.
Here, Eric, I made you a mix tape…
Here, Eric, I made you a mix tape…
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ighfkzrvbh4jpg/original.jpg
I laughed so hard I raised the lid of my coffin.
Sean is the funniest guy on the interwebs. EVER!
*looks down at shoes, kicks pebble*
Aw, shucks. Treacher’s funnier.
You must have missed the meltdown at the HQ
I missed the meltdown. What happened?
Dust plume from Oklahoma reached here yesterday. You Midwesterners cut it out.
Ugh
That picture of MJ cracks me up. Best header ever!
My favorite header is still the guy double flipping off the Obama bus.
Comment by leoncaruthers on October 19, 2012 9:41 pm
Do any of you have conservative friends that don’t know when to not talk politics? Like, out for a nice dinner in mixed company and keep trying to kill conversations with it?
Mr. RFH’s lib uncle started talking about the 47% at the funeral. That went over like a turd in the punch bowl.
We can talk about it now, just not location details.
I wonder how late those derps were up last night.
We witnessed the third round of shots, but I partook of only two. That’s when we left. I think we did okay. The place was in full swing when we left, and by ‘full swing’ I mean Wiserbud was tripping balls and Andy was dancing on a table for quarters. We threw our quarters as hard as we could but he wouldn’t stop.
Those dorks are going G-Karting today. In the morning. Ha ha ha ha!
I sat next to Rosetta when he was filling out his thing for the track. Did you guys know his real name is Simon LeDouche? 100 % true.
*buys stock in Advil*
**buys stock in Pepto-Bismol, V-8 Juice, and Anytime Bail Bondsmen**
wakey wakey
This isn’t an unintended consequence of Robertscare. This is what Obama wants: everyone equally poor and underemployed. Fairness, you see. Equally impoverished so it’s fair.
Well, except for him and his. Government folks. Those with connections.
Is that a good thing for you?
Money is good. I need money.
I can work in a restaurant with my eyes closed. People don’t mind that much when I bump into their tables and spill shit on them.
o_*
ok making a poat brb
ok making a poat brb….
HI HOTSPUR, READY FOR THE KART RACES? I BET YOU’RE PSYCHED TO GET ON THAT ROARING TRACK!
Anyone die last night? Early this morning?
It’s funny when other people have hangovers.
In email, Tushar is claiming to have someone else’s pants.
Joke is on him, though; those aren’t his legs!
WTF!!! Who put metal in my knees?
At least you didn’t get The Eye.
The asshole president has a new ad: Mitt Romney is not one of us.
Imagine what would happen if Romney came out with an ad: Barack Obama is not one of us.
Tushar gave me a lovely hostess gift of Indian spices last night. I ate them all for breakfast this morning. *burps fire*
Delightful.
How late were you people up last night? Undoubtedly Rosetta closed the place, right?
Barack Obama is not one of us.
Well, he isn’t. I can see how that wouldn’t win over mushy-minded independents, though.
Wtf, Laura! You were supposed to mix them with some hot peppers first.
Romney should come out with a response ad:
First a clip of obama saying that Romney is not one of us.
Then his 2004 speech clip saying: “Now even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters and negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes.
Do we participate in a politics of cynicism, or do we participate in a politics of hope?”
Then Romney himself saying: President Obama is and will always be one of us. But is he still the same person you voted for?
Damn, they should hire me. I will work for free.
Laura, rosie, Alice and me were the last people standing. Dave, Emily and Gabe left 15 minutes before us.
That’s called “volunteering” Tushar. It can lead to a paid gig, sometimes.
New poat
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