Oh, there are guts and they are in there. Dug in like a career politician on an appropriations board. Roll up your sleeves past the elbow.
If you are a guest, don’t be shy with the second helpings and the free bar, that turkey looks a little dry. They wouldn’t invite you over every year if they didn’t like you. Besides, most family fisticuffs don’t last more than about 5 seconds.
They are YOUR RELATIVES, and you how that happened.
Deal with it.
Don’t forget to slip the dog a little something under the table, and have safe travels.
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Needs more gravy.
WAKEY WAKEY. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh, and I’m eating Thanksgiving at four because my husband brother has to leave by six, and my husband’s sister can’t get there until around three. She has her inlaws dinner at 1, so she arrives full and graces us with her presence for a few hours before she goes back over there.
Fuck all that shit.
If people aren’t there for the long haul, I say lock the door.
I hate this day. Gets my dander up.
If I had an iPad I could report live how miserable I am.
[aren’t you all glad I don’t have an iPad?]
Somebody get me a beer. I’ll be damned if I’m going to look at a sunrise sober.
Hey Judy
Get Trudy
Needs more
gravyghey.Carin, your post from yesterday about Haiti is so depressing I want to shoot Rosetta in the face with a 12 gauge full of dicks.
Yeah, I know, but your post was still damned depressing.
*spreads more dog hair on side dishes*
Oh, hey PG. You’re up early.
see more funny videos
Happy Thnksgiving to all you rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
where is my coffee? lots to do. need to get Nina to her friends house. They are driving to go to the UT/A&M game today. I have to make the green bean casserole and cheery delight…last night we had an amazing dinner at my Dads and on the way into our neighborhood we almost ran over a rat the size of a cat. Where is SOX when you need him? This rat could have beat up BOTH of my stupid little wiener dogs
oh and Happy Thanksgiving
that would be Cherries delight….see I need coffee
CRAP! Am I the only one talking? That means I have to get up. Thanks for that yall know how to get me from lazying around. Great friends! Can’t believe someone posted that pic of PJM fixing her Turkey. She is going to be pissed. Have a great day ALL
You know what really sucks? Trying to finish thawing your turkey in a sinkful of water when your basket strainer won’t seal. I’m gonna cut a bitch.
*** Hands Ms. Sohos CoonA** Coffee ***
I have to make the green bean casserole and cheery delight…last night we had an amazing dinner at my Dads and on the way into our neighborhood we almost ran over a rat the size of a cat. Where is SOX when you need him? This rat could have beat up BOTH of my stupid little wiener dogs
You always make our day cheery. If the rat looked like this, you may have made a wrong turn…
http://is.gd/hLh2m
Can’t believe someone posted that pic of PJM fixing her Turkey.
Looks like about a 14-pounder. So does the other one. *rimshot*
HM, and that is AFTER teh Diet!!!
*** Points Claw to Oklahomo ***
Here, practice on PG…
Morning, salt of the Earth,…
Back at ‘cha. Who are you, and what have you done with dick?
I hate Thanksgiving, but you all help make it bearable.
I have a four hour drive ahead of me. And relatives. Relative to what?
What about Santonio Holmes?
Good morning! I am soooo jazzed about starting the feast of all whining!
Oh, my place, Dick. Like Hotspur said, H2 makes today bearable 😉
So, you woke up in a great mood, eh? Did Kelly benefit??
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Shut it, MJ, we’re here to bitch and moan.
Did Kelly benefit??
No one benefits when you miss the bowl.
Happy Thanksgiving, MJ!!
Yay, coffee!! If I drink enough, I just may avoid any hazardous fuck ups around here.
basket strainer won’t seal.
Lay a sheet of plastic wrap on the drain and then push the strainer in there.
okay, time to boogie over here.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, guys!
My POL was posted yesterday.
It’s an awesome PoL, HM 🙂
Let’s see… My wife comes in last night and eats.. from the cooling pan.. the cooked turkey neck and feeds the gizzard to the dog. I find this out this morning. I ask her did she think that that MIGHT HAVE BEEN FOR THE GRAVY?!?!???
FUCK SALT!!!!
If there is another slide show this year I am going to lose it.
HM, you look… human.
If it makes you feel any better, picture Jeff Dunham with his hand up my ass.
Last year we were treated to a slide show of a friends move to Florida.
-click
Here is the rental truck
-click
Here is the front of the rental truck
-click
Here is the inside of the rental truck
an hour later
-click
Here is the hotel we stayed at in Florida
-click
Here is a palm tree
. . . and Methodists
Watch your mouth!
I guess I am going to cook and watch the fucking parade… I think I am going to hunt an Indian. (Hopefully he will have a Bloody Mary in his hand.)
Scott, get dick to send you his slideshow on “How to Hide DeadBodies”, it’ll help.
Scott, on second thought, never mind dick. This is what the “Boss” is planning on using for the next family holiday. Hope this helps.
http://is.gd/hLHcy
Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving to all you wonderful people and cats.
Not for nothing, but this is my family you’re talking about.
Sure, Mom’s sister and our cousins are oddball and boring, but they aren’t BAD people. They are quite nice, actually. They don’t create any drama or mistreat anyone. Scott has always been treated with kindness and fine food.
I don’t think he understands how good we have it that they are only merely strange. I think he forgets all the malevolent bullshit his first wife’s family would pull all the time on each other.
*clasps family pic to heart and glares balefully at Dick & the cat*
Laura, leave my pussy alone.
*clasps family pic to heart and glares balefully at Dick & the cat*
Sorry, Ms Laura.
***Points to the Chair in the Corner, and the DunceCap***
There ya go Scott.
Good Morning, “Boss”, and Happy Thanksgiving.
Sox, are you at home and hearth, or still on the road?
I would trade each and every one of my in-laws (with the exception of my MiL and my FiL) for Scott’s in-laws.
Scott and Ms. Laura.
http://is.gd/hLLwR
“Boss”, I’m STILL is Morgan City. Work 12 tomorrow which is kinda short. I shudder to think about the weekend. Trying to get another boat out of the yard. I MIGHT get home for Christmas.
watyching a slide show at least offers the potential for jokes. Try being watched by the parents as you flip through the hard-bound photo album of their precious first-born that they had published
***Hides Proposal sent to the “Boss”***
Jeebers, Sox. I’m sorry.
Today, and today only, you can climb on the furniture without a trip to the dryer.
Or you can crawl up into the lap of the Hostagette of your choice and demand petting.
Happy Thanksgiving you dorks.
right back atcha,. ya goober.
Sox, I’m not gonna use that proposal for killing Dick with a chainsaw and disposing of his flesh in a “locavore sensible restaurant” populated by smug liberals.
I mean, if Dick can managed to not just get laid, but get married, that really gives me hope.
False hope, sure, but hope.
What? No “Dryer of Doom”? Uh, where is Ms. Aggie, seeing as Ms. Laura seems to have Feline Issues today?
***Huffs CatNip***
Its probably a trap….
***Splats DinT with Coconut Cream Pie***
Happy Thankgiving to you too, ya Big Doofus. I was just fixin’ to send ya an e-mail….
Well, I love my inlaws, but they are nuts. Seriously. My MIL once told hubby to vacuum the carpet, because she wanted the flood water from the coming hurricane to be clean. My FIL likes to keep bottles of acid on the floor for “inventory”. I have a lot of material if ever I decide to become a comedian….
SOX!!!!!!!!
*hugs Sox to her breast, and gives him her chestrub*
I mean, if Dick can managed to not just get laid, but get married, that really gives me hope.
So by Extrapolation, there is hope for SeaNm, and for wiser to live down the Shame of the College Years? What about Leon? This is getting Disturbing…
Drat. Gotta run. God Bless, Y’all! And THANK YOU Ms. Aggie!!
Be good, and be safe, little fur friend.
Just one more. Dick, I type with a Skittle Duct Taped to a YardStick, over the “Boss”s left shoulder, perched atop the CurtainRod. I learned my GrammerSkillz from a copy of Strunk&Whites with certain pages stuck together. When Xbrad says he will Fap to “anything”, he means “ANYTHING”. I is still learning the innertubes, and grammer stuff.
Sox is a little busy right now, Aggie, and asked me to sit in for him!
Sox is a little busy right now, Aggie, and asked me to sit in for him!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, Sox would like it, but you may be a bit disappointed 😉
Nah, just you keep stroking the furry bits.
Guests from D.C. have not arrived yet. The weather is incredibly crappy. The fire is on, turkey is in the oven and the house smells wonderful!
I’m hoping nobody kills a relative today and the all of the Hostages and detainees survive relatively unscathed. . . except for Sean. I’m pretty sure someone is going to cut him with a broken bottle before it’s all over.
MCPO, I’m carving the turkey roast with my machete.
There will be blood…. Well, there will be if someone pisses me off.
Cute, Brad… real cute!
**looks sheepishly around**
Sawwry.
MCPO, I’m carving the turkey roast with my machete.
There will be blood
Wait for the little button to pop up.
Sawwry.
The day you’re sorry is the day I’m selected for Playmate of the Year 😉
Aggie – I’m looking forward to your review of the pumpkin trifle.
Happy Thanksgiving to all you wonderful, crazy people.
**tosses catnip toy at Sox
Mr. RFH brought beer.
Wow. Really? Today is gonna be GREAT!
It’s 11:30 and I have a bellyful of huevos rancheros. Is it bad etiquette to nap both before and after the feast?
Howdy, Roamy!! Happy Thanksgiving to you, too 🙂
MCPO, I may make another cranberry pie in case people don’t care for it.
HM, naps are required during Thanksgiving. It’s a moral imperative.
Yeah, there’s beer, and we turned off both our cell phones last night, so my dad couldn’t wake us up at 6:30 AM. We’re staying in my parents’ old house then going over to my stepmom’s house to socialize. The old house is halfway gutted – Dad has sold off some of the furniture, and lots of stuff has been given away or sold. We slept in a different bedroom than the one we used to get, so the sun did not wake us up, nor did the 14,889 birds singing right outside the window.
I’m up, mom’s watching TV in bed, who knows where my sister is (she’ll roll up right before it is time to eat and claim the exhausting two hour drive has wiped her out and she needs to rest).
**twitch**
OK. it being Thanksgiving, I’m going to drink a beer, which should put be down for an hour nap. Oh how do love this holiday.
**twitch**
It begins
Good morning turkeys.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Hahahahahahahaha, the poetry from yesterday is hilarious!
I’ve only been here a year or so and I’m kinda wondering………which one of you fucked up individuals is responsible for sox’s existence.
I’m still in PJs. I hope to be in clothes before 1 PM.
**raises hand**
Sox is my cat, PG.
You can only imagine my surprise when my cat started posting comments on a blog.
Watching Dr. No. Lurves me some James Bond (other than the stupid Roger Moore ones).
Aggie – Send me a pic of you in the PJs!
can haz cotton candy?
Pumpkin pie (my first attempt at such) is baking. I used the extra crust to make cinnamon-sugar rollups. They’re pretty good but need more cinnamon and sugar.
My family is weird too. Will’s family is pretty whitebread compared to mine. Well, they are really redneck (two of them wore tuxedo t-shirts to our wedding, and NO, I am not kidding. They classed it up by making sure they were black long-sleeved tuxedo shirts though), but other than that, pretty tame.
We had a dinner a while back where Will and my cousin’s new BF were meeting several family members for the first time, and my mom decided that would be the perfect time to tell the story of the cousin we had in Jonestown. *facepalm* At least she didn’t start talking about the cousin (on my dad’s side) who rode with the Bonnie & Clyde gang.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Heh, we haven’t had Thanksgiving dinner yet, and Dad’s already napping in front of the TV.
The weather is still a bit warm here, Dick. Hopefully later in the afternoon it will cool off.
37F with a mixture of ice and rain.
dick, I am looking at the mess that is my dad’s house and muttering to myself over and over, I am not cleaning this, I am not cleaning this. I’ll put myself back in the hospital if I do.
It’s still 75* F and cloudy here.
HAHAHAHA!
As if this was an issue!
http://tinyurl.com/2b5h2ux
Rosetta, the weather has turned here.
40 degrees or so and the wind is blowing at 20 mph outta the North.
Excellent. It’s 37 and a little rainy still here. It’s gunmetal gray outside which is a perfect.
Mmmm….fuck…ice….
http://tinyurl.com/2525m4r
Mmmm….fuck…ice….
http://tinyurl.com/2525m4r
YUM!!!
I live to serve, Rosetta 😉
mom decided that would be the perfect time to tell the story of the cousin we had in Jonestown.
*Notes: The Peel’s parties are all BYOB*
Before you serve Rosetta, please remove the potatoes from his colon.
Elsie aggster found the cover for my next album. It’s gonna be covers of all the old Rod Stewart classics.
It’s 17 degrees here
Awww, poor PJ. Wanna snuggle?
Pj, what does 17 degrees do to your nips? Rosetta told me to ask.
36 degrees yesterday. 60 today. 36 tomorrow. Lovely.
what the names of the three nieces are
Sugar, Princess, and Dollface
Sugar, Princess, and Dollface
Those are their stage names.
Sigh….guess I should jet, too. I still have to clean the bathroom and do the beds. Finish the sweet potato casserole, and bake the pie. And most of all, get dressed.
See y’all later, and have a great Thanksgiving!
Aggie – Have the bestest of times! Be safe!
Oh, forgot…
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES*
Be safe!
Tell that to my family 😉
MCPO is gay
He jerks off with tweezers
He likes to lemon party
Sucks dozens of weezers
Have a great day, Aggie.
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!*
Rosetta – Your skills as a poet are only exceeded by your beauty.
Fortunately I’m in the house so my nips are stable. Thank you for your concern
PJM – I hope you are having a grand time!
Rosetta – Your skills as a poet are only exceeded by your beauty.
Hahahahahahaha.
I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM
Ok, if any of you guys are my Christmas dudes I want something from here
http://ifa-coop.com/country-stores
Or here
Smith and Edwards oh man, they don’t have these in SoCal, they’re AWESOME!!!
Wow.
I already did my double poke morning ritual.
Took my meds.
Wiped heir no.two’s ass.
And finished the cole slaw for dinner later.
Now it is time for a cup of tea and some breakfast.
First argument of the day- which roasting pan to use.
BiW??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcEumfNE9vM
xBad – Remind your Mom, “Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
Drive by comment…
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. I love you all and I’m thankful to call you my friends. God bless each and everyone of us.
MCPO, I just told her not to talk shit while I’m holding a big ass carving knife.
Happy Thanksgiving, Cyn. Hope your mom is doing great!
Happy T’giving, Cyn!
“He jerks off with tweezers”
That is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
That is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I don’t think it was intended as humor.
*reminds self not to eat Cole slaw at BIW’s house
PJM – I told you. If you laugh at his lame crap, it only encourages him!
*reminds self not to eat Cole slaw at BIW’s house
I made a new variety this year.
Cabbage, thinly sliced onion, even more thinly sliced tomato, garlic salt, white wine vinegar, terragon.
BiW – I believe PJM was referring to the proximity of items 2 and 3 on your list.
I always wash my hands.
Lesson number one in my Dad’s culinary school.
I wouldn’t even make an exception for Peej.
You could wash your hands until they were bloody stumps and it wouldn’t be enough.
xBAD – What are you fixing to go along with your turkey?
The usual, MCPO. Stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potato and apple casserole, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, tears, recriminations, discord, pettiness, and a big argument over who gets to clean up.
HAHAHAHA!
Gotta run. Company is here!
So when do the “Airing of the Grievances” and the “Feats of Strength” begin?
Oh, wait – wrong holiday…..
Happy Turkey Day to all of my new imaginary friends – one of these days, some therapist is going to get rich off of all of you people……
Happy Thanksgiving, Hostagefolkses!
Sky!
Xbrad!
Just for future reference, a cooking tip for those of you who like lump-free gravy, courtesy of a serendipitous discovery when the TiFW family went gluten free:
ALL of the gluten-free grains are naturally water-soluble, so any GF flour will dissolve BEAUTIFULLY in water, butter, etc. No matter the temperature, no matter the liquid, you will have a lump-free mixture EVERY TIME (and you won’t be able to taste the difference). I was AMAZED the first time I made gravy……
It has something to do with the proteins – those from the Triticum family (wheat, barley, and rye – the “single”-leaved varieties) are alcohol-soluble, but they must be chemically altered (deamidization) in order to release their starch in water. (Probably explains why the Triticum grains are used in so many liquors, as well……)
Thus endeth my Thanksgiving culinary contribution to this cooking/science blog……
Cooking? Blarg. We are only making an appetizer today. Hooray!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Anyone want to work my shift tonight ?
Whilst sitting on the throne yesterday morning, I blew out an innertube.
I thought you’d want to know.
San Antonio is humid.
Have a great turkey day.
I think we’re having Italian food for turkey day.
Later sweet taters and taterettes.
As of this morning at 10:45 cst, my taint is gluten free.
I like my gravy lumpy.
Eraugh.
I think I pulled a muscle. Not the fun kind either.
My meal rocked more than a kid rock halftime show.
Hope y’all have a good feast day, and remember to be thankful for all your blessings, even the disguised ones.
OK, guys, I’m not trying to beat a dead horse or be a pill or anything, I just wanted to throw out that completely unexpected discovery for anyone who might be interested….
Bread’s almost done baking, so we’ll be leaving for our friend’s house soon. Everyone have a great day, and try not to make the evening news (“Thanksgiving Dad tragedy when person loses it and kills entire family over offhand comment”……).
Thanks for putting up with me!
Is it safe for dogs to chew on turkey bones?
IMPORTANT WEATHER UPDATE:
It is now 34 degrees and SNOWING.
Best Thanksgiving ever!!
FUCK YOU ICE.
FUCK YOU, ICE!!!
http://tinyurl.com/28p7c76
I’m sooooo happy that there’s snow on the ground. It’s been too long since I had a snowy Thanksgiving.
If I never see a snowflake again, I’m OK with that. But I’m glad you’re enjoying it.
The Westminster Dog Show is on.
I can’t wait for them to show the Giant Poodle.
Picture L -> R: hostages, tifw
Turkey:
http://tinyurl.com/234fzg9
OMG. Slideshow!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
No one was stabbed in the face with a turkey leg during dinner.
Don’t leave me here alone.
I really don’t want to face my family!
Dick, how did you dispose of the bodies of family members/
Time for Miracle on 34th Street.
What kind of wood doesn’t float?
Natalie Wood.
OMG. Slideshow!
You are a brave man, Scott. Try to remember that Laura is worth it.
I didn’t kill anybody, but my ten year old niece asked me how many people I’ve killed.
So, how many?
Hobos don’t count.
You can all go here to be jealous of the awesome turkey I cooked outside with in a stone oven. Well, Cathy helped (she brined it, coated it with oil and applied the Jerry Baird’s rub). I have had a few bites already, and it is the best turkey ever in the history of the human race.
Before or after the Service?
How many innocent women and children did you slaughter while in the service?
I know you did that. John Kerry testified under oath about that aspect of military culture, so it’s on the record.
Define, innocent.
Brown people.
A tan does not count.
Holy fucking shit. The gun pr0n comments from the other night were missing a picture of this bad boy (.460 S&W Mag.), which one of my Georgia redneck uncles has:
http://bit.ly/eLDqkk
The round on the left is what it shoots. The middle one is a .44 Magnum:
http://bit.ly/ihR6Il
Best news of the week so far: he let me borrow it for the weekend!
One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later…
scottw’s slideshow, 3rd image: http://bit.ly/if7NS0
Dick, he was saying it didn’t kick much because of the muzzle brake. I mentioned that the 17 pounds of stainless steel probably didn’t hurt either.
Ooooooh, another gun thread. RocketBoy just inherited a Marlin .22 rifle from his namesake uncle.
Hey Michael…did you ban me at IB? I can’t comment there, the box doesn’t show up for me, whether I’m logged in or not.
Anyway…thanks.
Our turkey had the flavor of cardboard. According to my dear Fraulein, I am now ordered to kill a wild turkey each fall. Other than that, dinner kicked ass.
I needz pie.
Herr, come by here. There’s pecan pie and pumpkin pie made from real pumpkin, not the canned stuff.
It was great. We had a good time, there was a ridiculous amount of good food, and MIL really liked the fam.
That would require me to move, roamy. But they sound awesome. Two pieces of punkin has about done me in.
Heh. My brother just said “Damn, I feel like I’m pregnant”. He and Frau compared bellies. His was bigger.
We went to one of the two open restaurants in the larger city 10 miles from Dad’s house. Country buffet for Thanksgiving. After seeing my stepmom’s kitchen, I can see why we are eating out. I had a bigger kitchen in a 500 sq ft. apartment.
MCPO?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AevLJAog0A&feature=player_embedded
Man. The Cowboys suck.
>> 17 pounds?
That may be an exaggeration. But it’s heavy enough that I need a Sherpa.
SAVE ME A PIECE OF PECAN PIE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
XBrad, if these guys finish the pies, I’ll make one just for you. 🙂
Just had a nice slice of pumpkin pie with a nice cup of joe.
Just had a nice slice of pumpkin pie with a nice cup of joe.
Joe’s on the patio having a smoke.
H/M – In the Navy, we call coffee, “joe”.
http://tinyurl.com/5aaudo
I’m letting my dinner settle then bring on the cheesecake.
MCPO, I knew a lot about Josephus, but never know that’s why it was called Joe…
MCPO, showed my Dad (former 2nd class petty officer) your pic on Faceplant and told him about you calling to help out Stinky. He was impressed by the fruit salad and the braid.
I also didn’t know that my dad had been a Lt.JG and resigned his commission.
XBad – Because he outlawed booze in the wardroom and the CPO mess.
Roamy – Ain’t all that impressive.
He said you still had to salute an ensign, if any of them had the stones to ask.
dick, he was happy to know people still want to join.
One of my nephews is now in FOB Fenty, near Jalalabad. His dad finally sent me his address so I could mail him a care package.
Roamy – I know a couple of folks who resigned their commissions. A LTjg who reverted to Senior Chief and a LT who reverted to MCPO. Some guys figure out that the Wardroom is not for them.
Dad says nephew is a track commander, but I didn’t know 10th Mountain had tracks.
I knew that Daniels banned booze, but it didn’t occur to me that’s why they called coffee joe.
Roamy, email me his address. I’ll figger out from there what the deal is with tracks.
Xbrad, sent.
The Cowboys suck, but Nawlins is sucking worse. Why is this a game?
Just saw this message from Renee Ellmers in Ace’s sidebar. Classy.
http://www.baconsalt.com/
I’m having the same problem as Pupster at IB…
Andy, that was a classy move. I bet she knows the outcome would have been different if not for the “Who are you?” video going viral.
I shall refrain. . .
Same here, xbrad. I don’t see the comment box at all.
Me neither.
Cheesecake is very tasty.
Meh. Typical Lutheran elitist. He runs a blog for commmenters, and then won’t let you comment.
I think it may be a browser thing Bradley.
Opera and Firefox no worky, IE worky.
*kicks Bill Gates in teh poon*
Watching ‘Ice Age III’. Pretty damned funny.
No worky in Chrome, either, Pups.
Guess Michael doesn’t like dogs and dogfaces.
Works for me. You guys aren’t holding your tongues right.
And I’m Firefox, BTW
*facepalm*
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/11/18/another-tsa-outrage/
I think Michael said something about hating you guys.
That post has been up since this morning.
Homemade cheesecake, Dick.
I saved you a slice, but then gave in to temptation and ate it.
Andy, if you’d read my blog like you’re supposed to, you’d know that. I also put that in the headlines at Aces.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Of course they did, Dick. They had the Saints as a waitstaff to serve it up to them. This is pathetic
Family stuff is done, football is on. I am happy.
Shit. The wimmens grabbed the remote. House Hunters….
F.M.L.
Hey Michael…did you ban me at IB? I can’t comment there, the box doesn’t show up for me, whether I’m logged in or not.
Anyway…thanks.
No, it’s a WordPress issue. I don’t get the comment box either with Firefox.
LOL House Hunters on Thanksgiving! I’m sorry, xbrad. You need to find new wimmens.
Oh Michael! Will you adopt Dick and I?
Michael – How did the turkey taste?
Back off, Kelly, I’ve got dibs on the Persimmon room.
Dick – I say that all the time. . .
xbrad, I’m cuter and have bigger boobs.
That is one shitty 2 minute drill
Kelly, that’s true, but you’ve also got a dick.
Ah. The tears of Texans…..
*ducks*
Well technically…I don’t. I just have an online Dick. In real life, I call him something else.
Any UT fans here?
Did you know they once served Bevo as dinner?
http://tinyurl.com/26hcz66
In real life, I call him something else.
Janice?
Bitchface?
Shirlena?
How did you know???!!!! Are you psychotic?
Psychotic?
A little.
I knew it. I’m psychotic too, that’s how.
I really like this stupid holiday. I wonder if Wiser has murdered anyone today?
I knew it!
I’m trying to decide what to scrounge up for dinner.
Only about an hour and a half left until dinner. Oboyoboy!
Gonna have to make another pecan pie. We saved a piece for my stepmom, and that’s it.
Oh, and we are watching Punkin Chunkin’ with the Mythbusters. Football would be fine with me, too. House Hunters was on earlier – bleah – overpriced crap.
I don’t reaslly dig the NFL, but that was a helluva thrilling game this evening.
In real life, I call him something else.
Janice?
Bitchface?
Shirlena?
Polecat, you are in trouble. My real name is one of those.
But it’s “Miss Bitchface” to you!
So, The Crygirls lost?
You didn’t see it, Chief?
XBrad meets Lips and the rest of the Hostagettes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
Yes MCPO, but they did the honorable thing and covered the point spread.
XBrad meets Lips and the rest of the Hostagettes:
Saw Ember dancing in that one
New book: Hero To Goatse In 2 Seconds by Roy Williams
Roamy, I saw ALL the Hostagettes dancing in that one..
Guys – Herself thinks Thanksgiving is movie day, so. . .
Movies are fine, too. “Boystown” was on the other night, and I had forgotten how melodramatic it was. Still nice seeing Spencer Tracy.
Hunger strike? I bet they still collect food stamps.
Screw ’em! If they paid taxes, I might pay them some mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeWMmvE98TQ
So, Wiser finally cracked and killed a family member.
Who’s next?
ya know the worst part about hanging out with the fucktard, ass-brained douchefucks otherwise know as my fucking in-laws?
It causes problems between wiserbride and me.
And for that, I fucking hate them all with every fiber of my being.
Looks like Wiser had a great day!
YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Twilight Zone marathon just ended here. The last one was the episode where the earth was hurtling toward the sun.
The main character has to shoot her dog in the end.
So, Wiser finally cracked and killed a family member.
I could start a fucking kill list that would rival Pol Pot’s, just based on tonight’s dinner.
Look on the bright side …
IT’S A CORONA!
Oopsie, didn’t see that before I commented.
That suxx.
Looks like Wiser had a great day!
Let’s see, it began when the dog knocked over my beer and I gotblamed for not keeping thebeer away from the dog’s tail.
and it only went downhill from there.
AND WE’RE HERE UNTIL SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I may actually kill someone this weekend.
Pol Pot wouldn’t have served dinner. I’m just saying is all.
IT’S A CORONA!
It’s Miller Fucking Lite.
>> It’s Miller Fucking Lite.
Fuuuuuuuuck. That’s not even beer.
It’s
Miller Fucking Litepiss in a bottle.FTFY
That suxx.
She hates it. I hate it. So I try to make a little joke to her on the sly to break the tension and she snaps at me,,,,,,,
It’s “across for show, down for go,” right?
I had some advice for Wiserbud, but then remembered that he is allergic to marijuana.
Wiser, you should have shot the dog in the beginning.
Hell, I’ve got a half a day to kill the rest of this bottle of Jameson!
I swear, a turkey sammich with homemade bread is teh bestest!
Happy Thanksgiving Hostages!
Bartender this round is on me.
Need some help with that bottle, old man?
**puts $17. 43 towards Wiser’s bail money fund**
Good: Mr. RFH brought beer.
Bad: It’s at the other house.
Deeeeep breaths, Wiser. Chill. It’s one crappy day of many happy ones, and I know you’ve had some happy ones recently.
Go to your happy place…
OK, well, it would be inappropriate to go stuffing your face between your wife’s thighs right this second…GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE IN YOUR MIND…
I had some advice for Wiserbud, but then remembered that he is allergic to marijuana.
MiL is sitting near the fire. She makes a comment about how her second joint is getting too hot, so she gets up to move. I make a silly joke regarding joints. She gives me shit for even suggesting that she would ever dare to smoke pot,
I make another martini…..
She gives me shit. . .
Humorless twatwaffle.
Gonna go wash up for supper. Try not to kill anybody until I get back.
As we are sitting with MiL and FiL last noight,before the rst of the fucking idiots arrive, MiL hands me my “very special” 50th b-day gift.
It’s a book. This book. http://tinyurl.com/2w7se6a
I pretend to love this “very special” gift. Anyone who knows me knows that this is exactly the type of book I read ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!!!
Then, MiL says that she would love to read it when I’m finished.
Maybe I’ll give it to her for Christmas.
Wiser, I have a revolver in my possession right now that reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQvtfHJZTUc
If you’d be so kind as to give me Assface McMotherinlaw’s grid coordinates, I may just be able to hit her from here.
new poat
Then, MiL says that she would love to read it when I’m finished.
Maybe I’ll give it to her for Christmas.
What a thoughtful gesture.
http://bit.ly/hcPtNn
I could start a fucking kill list that would rival Pol Pot’s, just based on tonight’s dinner.
I would have paid good money to be part of this event. I would have had a great time just watching Wiserbud fume. All of his relatives would love me.
Just spitballin’ here, Wiser, but Michael was on that kill list pretty near the top, wasn’t he?