Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I forget where I found this, but I like it.
So the HHD fodder sites were aflutter over this guy.
He is Johnny Thompson, equerry to the late Queen.
I can see that. Bonus points for the kilt.
Mmm, more kilts.
Yep.
Last, but not least.
And that will do for today.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.
November 2, 2022
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Laughing at Joe Biden since March 2009 
Well, both brothers are officially fucking off for Christmas. “Family, what family”…
Sobek, you are right of course in the short term, but take heart. The left’s long march through the institutions (including the R party) took a loooong time. It’s easy to despair when you only observe us at what seems like the point of capture.
The failure of the Tea Party was predictable. It relied on the rotten structure to work. I continue to hold that any plan of action that relies on the GOP is doomed from the outset.
Yeah, I’m a regular ray of fucking sunshine, ain’t I.
Now let’s be clear–I am not saying the job can’t get done. I am saying we need to quick wasting time with things proven repeatedly not to work.
Quit. Quit wasting time.
Oh fuck it, I’m just entirely incoherent now.
Delete the last few if you see fit. I probably don’t know what I’m saying and I’m just in a foul mood this morning (even by my standards).
On their side, they have a pile of ugly control-freak billionaires and a more photogenic media apparatus which is there to sell their crazy and make it seem appealing to a lot of smoothbrains and ordinary people.
On our side, we have…pretty much everyone else. That’s why the left rarely has these massive, broad, populist spasms. Eventually everybody gets tired of Karen’s trendy but unworkable bullshit.
I’m going to assume an equerry is a horse wrangler.
So he was the Queen’s Cowboy.
“It’s not a purse lad, it’s a sporran”
Nice redhead in the Egg Section
I lament that the redheads of my youth fell into two broad categories; earth pigs or modelesque. Of course that’s a broad generalization and I’m certain I missed a few of the datable soul suckers along the way.
Does anyone else miss when men were ripped because they actually did a lot of physical labor, not because they went to the gym and carefully sculpted themselves?
the physical labor guys were usually just thin. You’ve always had to go to the gym to get the bulging muscles. Then again I work in rural farming, so manufacturing or things like oil fields might be different.
I shouldn’t say thin, I should say no fat. They were definitely bulky.
The View Co-Hosts Deny That Democrats Participate In Political Violence
I guess Ted Cruz has to go on there every day to show Karen Who Watches The View that their favorite show lies to them, constantly.
still going on with the “tried to kill Mike Pence”. No they didn’t, and no one else, either
Not claiming victory, because they can still cheat, but our guys can often win even in pitched battle with the lying smearing media. Lefties hate that about us. It makes them tremble to see it.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/washington-secrets/networks-87-gop-coverage-is-negative-100-for-kari-lake
People still watch those tomatoes?
twitter: after watching this, you’ll be convinced that 2020 was completely on the up and up, and 2000 mules is a lie, and that everything we saw was a lie
uh huh, sure. Nice job, CNN
this is gonna suck when we watch the dems win all these seats.
Musculature was different in work-was-labor times, for sure. Guys like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly the on-screen examples that come to mind, but they were dancers and had a lot of trained grace of movement in addition to physiques built by a youth of “real work”. Modern hunter-gatherer types typically have forearms made of iron cables and very defined shoulders, but their pecs are flat and their legs would get a “you skipped leg day” out of most gym goers. You pretty much have to go back to the statues of Zeus and Herakles to see muscles like a modern gym rat in art, and that’s because the upper members of that society had the wealth and leisure time to do the same things they do today.
The human body is definitely a “form follows function” affair, best efforts of modern quackery aside. You have to trick it to look like a body builder, and that does have consequences down the road
Y’know…even my sorry ass can scrounge $8… /ponders
Wakey wakey.
Why should Florida vote for Val Demings? Because of Emmett Till of course. Duh. You racist.
Click through to Twitter – it’s the second video that I reference.
I mean, they’re not even trying anymore. Just throw out names and pretend you’ve made some point. And I really don’t know what it has to do with Rubio.
this is gonna suck when we watch the dems win all these seats.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
best response to that tweet:
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
A Toyota Camry doesn’t get the miles Democrats have gotten out of Emmett Till.
My old dealer had an ’89 Camry in the display area that had 1.4M miles on it back in 2012. Emmett’s got that beat.
plus, it was democrats that kidnapped and killed him
twitter: Charlie Crist had a huge crowd protesting DeSantis
I can’t get over how perfect our fall weather has been so far. We’ve had enough rain to mostly replenish what we needed. Still could use more of course but I’m not worried.
House in my hood going for beaucoup bucks
https://www.bhgre.com/property/55-Marine-St-Winterport-ME-04496/102604953/detail?hdMlsNumber=1546580&hdMlsSource=ME_MREIS&src=list
Friends of my ex used to rent that house and I’ve been in it 20 years ago. It’s had 4 or 5 tenants/owners since then with the most recent doing a lot of work on it. Their timing for a sale sucks
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy looking at the sculpted gym rats. We’re watching Stargate Atlantis right now, and I appreciate Jason Momoa. But sometimes they are just too artificial for my taste.
Race car drivers are a funny example of form following function. Necks as thick as a hawser such that they can’t wear T-shirts, paired with noodle arms.
And yes, I also have noodle arms. I’m a desk jockey.
I thought this had a good description of what is wrong with our “leaders” these days.
https://www.eugyppius.com/p/once-more-on-renowned-fool-emily
Head Girls, indeed.
Just what we need, a couple of uppity black chicks to scold us into voting.
I thought a head girl referred to blow jobs.
Razorfist has a temperate, measured response to the calls for “amnesty”:
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
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1h
PRO TIP: If your state cannot count every vote on election night, there’s cheating in your state. Entire nations count their votes on Election Day.
If you can’t, it’s because you don’t want to.
oh yeah, razorfist
https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/republicans-fact-check-white-house-on-cause-of-inflation/
I seal the deal on the new digs tomorrow morning. Just gotta finish packing to roll out first thing.
Going to be tight to next paycheck, but at least this is dealt with.
twitter: a border collie guiding ducklings into a puddle
The shirtless Hoover Dam guys from the building of Hoover Dam documentaries. Hubba hubba.
But were they wearing kilts?
Who is Emmett Till?
Comment by Jay in Ames on November 2, 2022 3:00 pm
twitter: a border collie guiding ducklings into a puddle
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That’s cute!
twitter: Fetterwoman had a campaign event
Emmett Louis Till (July 25, 1941 – August 28, 1955) was a 14-year-old African American boy who was abducted, tortured, and lynched in Mississippi in 1955, after being accused of offending a white woman, Carolyn Bryant, in her family’s grocery store.
twitter: how to wake up a beagle
Other than the poor kid was probably railroaded, why are we supposed to care about Emmett Till?
There has never been anyone other than a black person lynched.
haha, first it was MSDNC, now it’s CNNLOL
50 hours. Light headache, hunger pangs. I’m going to make tea after my last meeting before we go to Catechism and see how I feel. Might eat tonight if I can’t sleep.
LOL
Remember when the New Black Bed Wetters showed up to the polls on Election Day ’08 in Philadelphia sporting military garb and billy clubs?
Those were some fucking amazing good times.
I think the BLM peeps have been going after Carolyn Brant after she admitted she lied.
Oh, and there’s a movie out/coming out.
HS and the DOJ under the Sloth and JEF backed away from doing anything about it.
Clear skies last night and we were able to see Denali from Anchorage. Pretty cool. 130 miles away. In NM, we can see Mt Taylor from the Westside.
100 miles.
I got a helpful postcard in the mail last week letting me know that every citizens voting record is available as a public record. Some reading between the lines reveals that they meant wether or not you voted, not what you voted for. Today I got a bigger postcard that tells me that thanks to “The Democratic Supreme Court of North Carolina”, I do not have to show a picture ID to vote this year. Apparently those evil Republicans passed a NC Constitutional Amendment requiring voter ID, which was struck down by the courts. I don’t pay attention anymore so this is news to me and probably all my neighbors.
Matcha green tea with turmeric for dinner.
BREAKING: Fox News has called Arizona for Hobbs.
I got a letter like that in 2020 with my voting record on it Pups. They know IF you voted, just not for who you voted for. Still think it was creepy and made me feel a little uneasy. It came from some PAC with Democrat roots.
I haven’t looked for it yet, but the local talk radio had a big story about Starbucks unionizing in north Alabama, with some gender confused barista sobbing into his/her/its phone about how hard the job was. The unionized stores aren’t getting the pay raises the non-unionized stores are because, gasp, there’s a union contract, and they have to negotiate.
Talk radio guy said when there’s a zombie apocalypse, that barista is going to be the first one eaten.
Someone is on way too many hormones.
Teh Five is a hoot today. Arguing about Affirmative action and how Asians are the biggest whinners.
The answer is as simple as my life experience taught me with my first degree from the Tech college. Once I got a job in the field, after a year and a half I found I knew more than the “professors” did about the course topic. Asians walk in to Harvard qualified to instruct its tenured professors. Accepting them as students would trigger feelings of inferiority amongst the tenured staff.
^ that and you can’t get Big Black Dick, (stealing from Zane Grey), from Asians.
Brandon’s speech tonight will be a lot of fun. The guy that claims he’s the only person that can defeat Trump is going to try a hail Mary to save the party. Next Tuesday Trump defeats him.
A peek into how the government was so successful in turning your family against you.
https://igorchudov.substack.com/p/vaccine-like-inoculation-of-minds
Heh, that SB video made me think of Ben’s hate relationship with the food service industry. His first paying job at age 15 was at CFA and he worked there for close to 3 years. Dealing with hangry people got old after a while. He was glad to move to his airport job but now that he’s in college it’s too far from campus for a regular thing. Being a responsible kid he wanted a job for walking around money and filled out a bunch of applications. Panera Bread was the first to get back to him so he started there. After the first weekend of training he was having flashbacks to the asshole customers he had to deal with at CFA and we suggested he tell his manager it wasn’t for him before the training was complete. He did. Now he’s doing the personal shopper thing at Whole Foods which is great – minimal interaction with unruly customers.
tried a new spice mix ( to me). za’atar. really tasty!
The Home Depot ads are bothering me.
Does anyone know anybody who says it that way?
https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/cockamamie-story/
Za’atar is great
Try sumac and ras el hanout and you’ll be part of the tribe in no time
Haven’t seen any Home Depot ads other than the emails they send me telling me about the thermostat options they have found for me
You haven’t seen any The Home Depot ads.
Ah, as in, “The” Home Depot
The Ohio State University ought to sue them
Who has the list of predictions of when Biden will be out of office? I think mine is already past.
I will quit them for The Lowes.
Ras al hanout is so good on chicken. Nom nom. But I’ve resisted buying those big bags of za’atar I’ve seen here and there. Can you give me a description before I commit?
Good earthy flavor different than any one of the single ingredients in it. If you have any Middle Eastern stores nearby they usually sell a range of sizes. Great on chicken thighs.
yeah, I got a smaller container. It was recommended by Milk Street, and I’ve liked 90% of their stuff. Got it at an international market cheap.
It’s got sesame seeds, and other herbs that aren’t as forward as rosemary and such, much more subtle. Sumac is in it, jimbro!
it’s a mediterranean flavor, lots and lots of smaller flavors. not spicy.
Sumac on its own is also great. I think I might have some.
I really need to douche out my spice closet.
I’m embarrassed to say there’s spices in there that are possibly closing in on 20 years old. It’ a corner cabinet that’s awkward to access with a big 2 level lazy Susan in it and stuff piled on either side of it.
Big Booty AOC got owned by Elon Musk
https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/elon-musk-mocks-aocs-take-on-twitter-subscription-fee/
Houston’s black mayor will become a white supremicist in 5,4,3……
https://nationalfile.com/houston-mayor-admits-homicides-involve-specific-demographic-after-murder-of-migos-rapper-takeoff/
https://sarahreynolds.substack.com/p/everyone-is-talking-about-emily-oster
Lumps, please email me the address to send the watermelon seeds.
Everyone is probably in bed, except left coasters & Car in, but I thought I’d tell you that Safeway Thick-Cut Hickory bacon, 3 lb pack is $3.99/lb until Tues. No limit. It’s been $5.99/lb for the last month. This is better…
Now, if they could get butter below $4.79/lb, that would be great…
No Safeway here, ChrisP, more’s the pity. How are you and Anita doing?
Donnie’s “episodes” remain problematic.