Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.
Stunt man got a workout on that one.
Now for the hunks. The Winter Olympics start on Friday. I know some will be boycotting the covid creators, but we can still cheer on (read: ogle) our team.
Alpine skier Ryan Cochran Siegle. Fun fact: his mom won the gold medal in slalom at the 1972 Olympics. (Your mom won the gold medal in something else entirely, but we won’t go there.)
Returning for his 5th Olympics, Shaun White.
4th Olympics for Chris Mazdzer, luge. He won the silver medal in 2018, woot!
Alpine skier River Radamus.
Freestyle skier Colby Stevenson. Yes, he was in a bad car accident and came back from it. Kudos!
Sean Doherty, biathlon.
USA! USA! USA!
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, prayers for those fighting the coof, and y’all have a good day. Oh, and happy Groundhog Day!
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I read a brief blurb about an American skier who chose to compete for China rather than the US. 18 year old female, two letter last name like Cu or Co. She’s probably embarrassed by Brandon or knows she can make more endorsement money in the land of yuan.
I’m about to come back to the states. Did I miss anything?
“…she can make more endorsement money…”
Or, you know, tortured to death and disappeared. Whichever.
Q: https://nypost.com/2022/02/01/this-is-why-i-always-have-sex-on-the-first-date/
A: Because you’re a harlot, strumpet, ho, hoochie, Jezebel, floozy, skank, bimbo, woman of easy virtue
Jimbro, I would rather listen to more Crab Core than read more of that story.
I read a few sentences and scrolled through the pictures and from that was able to suss out the nature of her actions. To be fair, I did watch the first crab core video all the way through so you may have a point.
Dentist at 0900 so I can get my tooth cleaned
Gotta take care of Ol’ Chopper.
Mary fucks on the first date because there is rarely a second date.
All schools around the St. Louis area, closed. Rained most of the night, then turned to sleet and snow as the temp dropped.
Maybe a couple of inches on top of a sheet of ice.
Thanks for the response yesterday Jimbro. I’ll go with your perspective.
Who in the he’ll would fuck that creature?
0/10 would smash
So yesterday, my sister calls and starts off by giving me shit about how I need to call our parents…because the day before into yesterday morning she had to deal with the following…(she lives 10 minutes from them; I live nearly an hour)
My dad had gone to the store to pick up a few things. While he stopped at the pharmacy counter, he passes out. They call an ambulance. He’s pale, he’s shaking, they hear some A-fib going on. He refuses to go with them and has a neighbor take him home. Once there, he calls my sister and she takes him to the ER because A-fib..he has high blood pressure and a cardiologist.
Once there, they evaluate. He tells them what drugs he’s on, inc prednisone he was given the week before for a sinus infection..*coughs*. Okay..sounds good..we’ll order a cardiologist to check you out blah blah. They admit him, give him an IV and a room. Sister goes home.
Next morning, she goes back, (the ER is empty), my dad had pissed himself because noone checked on him all night… and the one..she referred to as a cunt nazi…she thinks the gal introduced herself as some nurse practioner the night before, comes in to go over his chart again.
Her: So wait, he’s on prednisone, why is he on prednisone, I wasn’t aware he was on prednisone.
Sis: I told you when I brought him in he was on prednisone for a sinus infection.
Dad: *coughs* as she sat him up.
Do you see where this is going?…… …..more…..
I’m not partaking in any of your negativity today. She’s clearly…a…um…mammal. Probably.
I split the baby. She’s a 0 but also a 10.
push her back in the water, keep her skin wet. keep the blowhole clear
Cunt nazi: How long you had that cough? Let’s get you tested
You know, a covid test that we thought most hospitals did esp upon admittance. Annnnnd, double jabbed, possibly boosted, he’s positive. No appetite, not eating and drinking, covid…boom, he goes down.
And with the positive test, the cunt cancels the cardiologist. Sister is WTF? The nurse was very nice but told her that normally, per protocol, they’re supposed to kick her out, but since she’s been with him, she’ll ignore it. Then remarks she doesn’t know what to believe anymore. She was told the shots would prevent all this, but she’s seeing nothing but jabbed come thru the ER.
So sister asks the CN, how they’re going to treat his covid. CN said they don’t do anything until his lips turn blue. My dad wants to leave. CN says that it’s against her recommendation and if he goes, they won’t be liable. Sister says if you aren’t going to treat him, why should he stay..and signs him out.
Once home, sister is in contact with his primary and his cardiologist. Primary is setting him up with monoclonal antibodies. They should hear back sometime today. Not sure how that will work with the weather.
Sister tells the doctor’s office to call her from now on because dad is out of it and my mom has some dementia seeping in and cannot pass on any messages.
Now my brother has a sore throat. It’s a wait and see with him. I’m guessing if he gets worse, the doctor’s office will deal with it, then.
I’m confident hospitals are purposefully pushing people to their deaths.
That. Is. So fucked up. Soooo fucked up. At least people are saying out loud that the SHOTS ARE A FAILED MEDICATION AND THE SHOTS DON’T WORK and also by the way THEY DON’T WORK. Ugh.
I hope your dad gets treated and feels better soon, beasn.
Prednisone suppresses your immune system…
I believe she took him to the ER late afternoon. He was admitted in the evening. Yes, they gave him an IV but he was given no food or water the entire time he was there and noone checked on him once in a room.
What I don’t get is why he’s on prednisone for a sinus infection. Where was the antibiotic?
“Trump and his buddy Fauci lied to us!”
“Trump’s vaccine killed my daughter/son/non-binary partner!”
And there’s your ’24 election season.
And sister shouldn’t give me shit. She’s had fauci aids…We have not…yet.
*knocks on wood*
Gosh, sounds like the hospital may be short staffed for some reason. Weird.
Not sure, beasn. Maybe ask the prescribing doc. I would question it for anybody with HTN.
Main thing now is to make sure he is getting lots of fluids.
Prednisone suppresses your immune system…
So, in treating a lung infection or virus (maybe not covid) it leaves you open for other virii? Almost like you need an antiviral to take care of that in the meantime? Hmm, wonder where we could find an antiviral…
Yes, they gave him an IV but he was given no food or water the entire time he was there and noone checked on him once in a room.
Sounds like you traveled to Ames and my “favorite” hospital.
Had to double mask to get skin medicine. The cloth mask isn’t good enough now, so they hand out cheap surgical masks that dont look any better. No nosepiece, no N95, wonderful.
They may be shortstaffed but my sister said when she took him, there weren’t many in the ER and the next morning, it was empty. So I’d assume the occupancy of the rooms, was low too. Or maybe not if they could con others with admitting without treating.
It is a smaller hospital.
heh, unk bringing it on facebook, where he’s on timeout more than he’s online:
Leftists: WE’RE READY FOR A CIVIL WAR. BRING IT YOU MAGATS.
freedom truckers: TRUCK GO HONK HONK
leftists: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sounds like their staff is lower, because they fired the non-compliant.
Using my snowmaggedon time to work on some guns. As beasn said, here in the STL area it’s a snowing on top of a sheet of ice. Not going out today.
Pic of the phat vault:
You hang around, I’ll go on ahead
ooo snow on ice, my favorite! Is it nice and cold, or just at freezing, so you get some slush to really grease it up?
Another prediction: Whoopi will eventually go full Farrakhan after this Holocaust cock-up she’s gotten herself into. She may change her name to Caryn X.
ABC ain’t firing Whoopi “jewish appropriation of a stage name” Goldberg.
If she didn’t fuck on the first date she wouldn’t fuck. I’m actually surprised she even scores then.
Jay, it’s 22 degrees. That will be the high for a couple of days. It will get above freezing on Saturday.
Welp, can’t get a pic to upload. Trust me, it looks badass.
You can’t really tell what’s going on just by looking at the ED, beasn. Place could be full of very critical time-consuming problems in the other rooms, and again, short-staffed so the people you see there are doing back to back 16 hour shifts and just not at their best.
If the load is heavy and the acuity is high, a telemetry patient pissing himself in the ED is not a priority. Not even close.
Going days without food is not uncommon, and not really gonna hurt the patient, either. I know it sounds crazy, but those issues are nowhere near most priorities in an acute care hospital. Incontinence and malnutrition becomes a priority issue only when it’s chronic and the patient is incapacitated so that it may lead to skin breakdown/ wounds.
They have much bigger fish to fry. You don’t want them dropping everything to clean someone’s pee up when there’s no time and they really need to be monitoring your transfusion in the other room. Prioritizing is like 98% of nursing, which often means you see the very best nurses passing over screaming people who are in obvious pain, to help people who are in unobvious danger.
There it is! The Russian rifle is second from top. After market stock and new scope. Not bad for a 90+ yr old gun.
dang, that doesn’t look 90 y/o
alternatively, it could just be a shitty hospital
It’s not the wet pants that bugs me. It’s the not checking for over 8 hours. And the non-treatment when there are treatments and canceling the cardiologist. Pretty sure he wouldn’t have agreed to be admitted had he known that.
I’m going with shitty hospital.
Food news: diastatic malt powder did such nice things for my sourdough that I’m making a bunch more. Got some barley grains sprouted and they are almost finished drying out right now.
I probably won’t make so much bread this year though- have you seen the price of flour? Crazy. I bought a couple hundred pounds of nice cheap bread and AP flour last Fall at the restaurant supply place and have it in cold storage. I’ll be using that more often until it’s gone.
I’ve been considering trying to grow some barley. Not sure where I’d do it yet, but it’s one of those things I feel like I ought to do, at least once. Same reason a guy named “Brewer” ought to try making beer, or “Fisher” should at least try for some bluegills.
Cheapo bread is still a buck a loaf, at Walmart.
I try not to eat much bread, but with my messed up stomach, a fresh slice of Walmart Italian, with vegan “butter” and nutritional yeast, went nice and easy on it.
Eating a bit of wheat or five grain…I felt it. Gut just doesn’t want anything complicated at the moment.
Mmm, bluegill.
Only fish left in the freezer, is two small bags of catfish.
The View co-hosts are mad at ABC
https://www.dailywire.com/news/whoopi-goldbergs-co-hosts-furious-at-abc-for-suspending-her-report
Yeah, we are on the same page. Been craving some seafood. Got haddock thawing right now.
People who don’t know any better turn their nose up at bluegills. I guess maybe because they are so plentiful and easy to catch, but in my book they are better eating than perch or catfish.
bluegill is good eatin, but they are small, making perch and walleye more my favorite, since you don’t have to cook as many.
I see Jam has been busy
Comment by MJ on February 2, 2022 8:29 am
0/10 would smash
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Sure, MJ. We believe you.
I have, shamefully, smashed worse. It was a vulnerable, low time in my life, right after the divorce. And I hated myself afterward.
This is literally every guy banging that hamplanet hobag.
I’m over 100 pages into Gravity’s Rainbow. Still not sure if anyone other than Car in or I have started, or if we’re waiting for anyone else. This book is freaking weird.
Hamplanet is an amazing word.
Dutch sounds like someone who speaks German and English having a stroke.
I used to be near-fluent in German. Dutch always struck me as someone speaking German with a derpy cartoon voice. The written version is just as silly.
I could read Dutch at that point, but couldn’t do it without laughing.
I probably could have read Fresian at the time, but it’s not like you ever see that used outside of a few tiny population groups. Beowulf was no problem.
This is literally every guy banging that hamplanet hobag.
I can say with certainty that I have never done this, and have no respect for anyone who has.
I have read a page of Gravity’s Rainbow, while waiting for an order to show up
I can say with certainty that I have never done this, and have no respect for anyone who has.
Thanks. I don’t really respect me either. Or even like me.
I tried to imagine a time she might have been considered cute but…no, I can’t envision it.
0/0 would not smash with MJ’s hammer
I have started GR, but I’m not as far in as Sobek. It’s on a Kindle so I’m not sure what page I’m on. I just finished the part describing Mexico’s affair. I think. The book is written as a “stream of consciousness” kind of style, which is a slog to get through to figure out the actual story line. Based on what I’ve read so far it’s a 200 page wheat germ story buried under 500 pages of wordy chaff.
*phat jumps up several notches on the NSA’s domestic terrorist watch list*
I read the sequel already, Rainbow’s End, so I’m not sure I should try GR. Too many spoilers, you know?
Jeff Zucker is out.
twitter: Zucker resigning because of inappropriate relationship
Cern is right, you don’t resign because of this. Something else is being covered up.
Jinx, beasn!
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1488917920617058305
I have, shamefully, smashed worse. It was a vulnerable, low time in my life, right after the divorce. And I hated myself afterward.
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No reason to hate yourself.
Hospital called and said my old school hernia repair is a go for tomorrow. Told em I have a 4 wheel drive to bring me in. This should be interesting. It’s the getting home part that’s a little dicey. I am really looking forward to getting this corrected. Once healed I can ease back into some light resistance training.
I respect Leon for his honesty and his evolution in interest from hildabeasts to more traditional creatures such as horse, goat, etc.
Oh, I’ve got lots of other reasons, that’s just on the list.
And in my defense, I only knew about the hamplanet aspect beforehand. It was after defiling myself that I learnt of the hobaggery.
Glorious:
Twitter: Canadian farmers break through police barricades to support Truckers who blocked the US CANADA highway.
Samu Rye
@Samu_Rye
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15h
Replying to
@beingrealmac
I made the crankshafts in those John deeres. For freedom
Well, I like and respect Leon.
Jay, what is Jesse referring to? The sleeping around at CNN?
Sure you do Mare. Sure you do
latest mockup of CNN
pretty sure Jesse is referring to exactly that mare. Sarcastically
I know I’ve said this before but media people tend to work a lot, drink very heavily, and are addicted to power.
Even the ugly ones are gonna get laid in that environment.
twitter: leon is clearing his driveway
It wouldn’t work for anything but a light dusting, sadly, and it would ice over afterward.
yeah, but it would be FUN!
Agreed, it would be. Haven’t used MPP in almost 5 years.
Probably not great for an asphalt driveway 😉
nah, really smooth when you’re done!
where the heck you been swifty? how’s it hangin?
ooo snow on ice, my favorite! Is it nice and cold, or just at freezing, so you get some slush to really grease it up?
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In my travels today I must have had 5 people remark about the “Big Storm” coming. I knew it was going to rain and then snow over 2 days so I just double checked … yep, same thing. Rain and 40’s tomorrow transitioning to all snow for Thursday night and Friday.
old school hernia repair
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Catgut and piano wire
for Loins fans
They’re telling me a potential 4 wk recovery till I can wear my duty belt again. I’m going with 2 weeks of me behaving in a very disciplined manner. I ain’t got thyme to bleed. (spits tbaccy juice in the dirt)
*that’s a movie reference ya bunch a generates
thanks jesse
Winter Storm Landon
it has a name
Let’s go Landon!
I wondered what the hubbub was over this Gollust chick.
I’m not seeing the appeal. Maybe she does butt stuff and Zucker was really into that.
so you’re saying she has a strap on?
Maybe zucker was dating her kid. Like diddling without his/her permission.
I’m not not saying it.
That video of the Canadian farmers was pretty awesome.
Maybe she does butt stuff and Zucker was really into that.
…as it were.
I’m convinced that there’s no ‘organic’ support for some pr0n genres, that they were invented by nefarious forces to further debase and deprave, and vast amounts of “free” content are generated just to convince perverts to pervert themselves further.
Pretty much all butt stuff falls under that umbrella.
Mare, here is something sweet..
Is that man “chest feeding”?
heh, that’s where I went first, too
Newborns need heat and warmth and hearing a heartbeat helps. Mom was probably in surgery and Dad did the right thing.
When women get an abortion they should make them lie there with the dead baby on their chest wearing a little knit hat.
Skin to skin therapy is supposed to be awesome for little babies. The twins are holding hands too. I’m dying.
well, that was unexpected
Brandon Straka gets 3 years probation, 3 months house arrest, $5k fine for BEING ON CAPITOL GROUNDS!
Not even in the building, and on the opposite side from where the actual riot was. Tell me again this isn’t completely political.
Yeah, they make (let??) the dad hold the baby against his chest right after it’s born. Don’t know if it’s to let the dad bond with the baby, or the baby bond with the dad. It wasn’t a thing when we had ours.
Since laura and car in might not know what to do with their time these days, I thought I would bring up a possible hobby for them:
https://www.ruralsprout.com/february-garden-jobs/
Mike Pence is a POS
https://emeralddb3.substack.com/p/the-treachery-of-vp-mike-pence-explained
My Uncle Gilbert passed this AM. His cancer had already spread to his bones. He was the Uncle that sat at the kids table. Cancer sucks.
sorry oso
twitter: cuffy still brings the funneh
twitter: well, the Army finally went full retard
Mike Pence is a POS
Good link Mitchell. Saw a lot of stuff for the first time when reading that.
Twitter: polish women bring food to truckers in CAN
Keep it clean, not one of THOSE links
wow, and I used to like Pence, from his time in IN
Hey Jay! Been real busy trying to be 2 people at work. I lurk, but it comes in bunches!
Race Bannon is the Swamp. I can’t believe Pence thinks he has a path to the GOP nomination.
It’s pretty obvious now that EVERYONE in D.C. had the long knives out for the Trumpster. Nothing will ever change there. It’s utterly corrupt: top to bottom, stem to stern.
Mitchell, he exposed the depth of the corruption. Both sides. He was the Cassandra of DC. He exposed the Pentagon. FBI. DOJ. CDC. NIH. UN.
See, the thing is They don’t let you stay in D.C. if you’re not corrupt. If you’re not already by the time you get there, you figure out quick that you’ll have to become corrupt to stay. This is what happened to Allen West. ‘memba him? He only had one term as a U.S. Rep, the GOP did absolutely nothing to support him because he wasn’t “one of them” and never would be. Had to go.
I’m not in TX, but I hope that he or Chad Prather is able to take out RINO Abbott. Bushie boy.
https://is.gd/8Q19PR
(Imgur video with sound)
She forgot to bring me a beer after she finished with the laundry.
When my grandfather died, my moms boyfriend was with the group digging his grave. Family plot. A goat pinned him to his truck. My brother showed up at the funeral without a suit jacket. He was a pallbearer. Moms boyfriend loaned him a sports coat. My Uncle Gil and I would bleat at my brother. In honor of the goat. Baaaa. My brother was in the pallbearer pew. I’m in the family pew across the aisle. I see my Uncle lean forward and whisper to my brother. During the eulogy. They start laughing. I start laughing. Baaaaa.
4chan figured out where Trudeau has been hiding within 2 hours of his statements on the porch. From the doorframe and siding.
4chan can do anything once the Autists are activated.
Laughing at all my CoWs with kids that are held captive to Encanto. Suckiest show ever. Kids love it. I love Hamilton. This is 💩
Phat, are you at the United center in Denver? Enjoying the sleet at home in IL?
Dad went to stay with my brother Monday. I still get the urge to go downstairs and check on him.
https://is.gd/Ok4ep4
🐻❤️🐾
Made RFD-TV
https://www.rfdtv.com/story/45798233/farmer-finds-his-pregnant-cow-killed-on-his-property
Oso, in STL now. Leave for Denver Monday am.
I ‘ll be able to come home at least once during training, but that’s probably it. My simulator schedule is brutal and the times don’t make commuting easy (lots of 0400 show times).
We’re hiring as fast as we can and the training center is running at max capacity.
I just initiated a data quality check / correction process that will require me to scroll through and visually scan > 30,000 records. Pray for oso.
Hey Oso, I read on tittyweb jenkins where your primo, Ben Rey, had a stroke. That’s a damned shame.
https://is.gd/_your_mom_does_Crossfit
(Imgur video)
Ben gay had the booster. He lost to Ronchetti, but whatever.
*Comes up with a process to eliminate and streamline task*
*Still results in >26,000 records*
Sigh.
Ouch!
https://tinyurl.com/4tj7c78n
So where is Trudeau hiding? Fucker is still badmouthing the truckers.
Ridicule:
Tested negative today. We are now free to move about the country…
Yesterday, about 09:15, I was sitting here reading the silly shit from y’all and Anita started yelling;
“Chris, look to the east”. I got up and went across the hall into the front room and watched a large, very healthy Bobcat.
walking straight at me. He was probably 40 – 50 pounds and his hair was perfect! Looked like he had just come from the salon. He was just walkin, not in a hurry, and got within 10′ of me. He got within 6′ of the deck and then turned south to walk around the house and head west across the road. I had grabbed my phone out of the drawer and powered it up. By the time it had booted and was able to take a picture, the cat was walking across thi highway. It was very cool that we got to see this cat. We have lived here since ’87 and this is the first time…
Chris, Bobcats’ are awesome looking animals, but I’ve never seen one alive. Very cool.
Also I know some of you don’t read Ace, but the man was on fire today.
Dumbly, Edna repeated phrases.