Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2019 Championship Semi-Final Round 2.
The contestant name in the headers below contain a link to their original 2019 posts.
Contestant # 6 ALYSSA ARCE
Your model for today was born in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, USA on February 27th, 1992. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 34 – 25 – 34 and 120 lbs. Please check your face, check your hair, check your wardrobe, check your decor, and fall in love with Miss Alyssa Arce!
Contestant # 7 – AUSTIN WHITE
Your model for today was born in California, USA on May 4th, 1988. She stands 5′ 2″ , topmost measurement is 32DD and the displacement is 108 lbs. Please gather supplies and welcome Miss Austin White!
Contestant # 8 ALISON ANGEL
Your model for today was born April 7th, 1986 in Athens, Tennessee. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 36-26-36 and 122 lbs. Please be nice and say howdy to Miss Alison Angel!
Contestant # 9 LENNOX LUXE
Your model for today was born in “Merica in an undisclosed location on August 2nd, 1994. She stands 5′ 3″, measures 34DD-24-36 and the weight…she goes up, and she goes down. Please ship MJ a fresh bag of dicks and welcome, Miss Lennox Luxe!
Contestant # 10 – SOFIA BEVARLY
Your model for today was born April 26th, 1996 in ‘Merica, she currently resides in Las Vegas. She stands 5′ 3″, measures 34-24-34 and 107 lbs. Please straighten up and welcome Miss Sofia Bevarly!
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ROUND 2 FINAL RESULTS
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
6 or 10…6 or 10…..I’ll decide later. Oh, hell, I’m voting 10…she’s the girl next door…if you live in Las Vegas.
Tough to choose between #7 and #10 but I’ll go with the white girl.
White girl who is a redhead, #7.
Of course my voting thingie is still not visible on my computer. I’m guessing I have something blocking it. I did accept cookies. I’ll check later on my phone or iPad.
BBF, where diversity means the occasional Asian or Mexican boob
Bonos dias jizzsters. I’m off to see Tool tonight. Don’t really want to go but you do what you have to to keep the poosay happy.
“Cherry Red” by 5HJ is great. Swamp rock, bluesy rock.
I give that song three stinkfists
Im going with door # 6 Monty. Its a balmy 19 degrees here in the heart of Illinois. Dogs stood in the door and sniffed, little one looked around and said “fuck this shit” and went right back to his bed. I hit OT yesterday. Today will be a money maker. Was salary for last six years at 50 hrs a week. This hourly thing is working for me….
Currently listening to one of their albums on YT. Here’s the description:
“Five Horse Johnson – Fat Black Pussy Cat (Full Album) “Smoky, dirty, drunk, sprawled all over the floor eating Fritos rock-n-roll the way it’s meant to be. Eric Oblander and his Five Horse Johnson have come a long way in a seemingly short period of time and their record for the nifty Detroit label Small Stone Records is a solid winner from front to back. Featuring the usual Mark Dancey acid-tinged artwork, Fat Black Pussy Cat is the perfect accompaniment for your next greasy barbecue. Check “Fly Back Home,” with its low-down guitar licks and Eric’s raspy self-assured vocals, and see if that don’t put more dip in your hip.”
Hey Satchmo, can you lift both your arms?
*starts to connect the dots*
Last night with Prager, Hewitt and Gallagher was a winner.
Well, I didn’t yell out, “Hewitt you’re a putz!” Why? Because unlike his radio show where he licks some guest’s boots, (His crush on Bootygig is cringe-worthy) I could have listened to him all night. He’s connected and knows a lot of the political players. They were all very interesting. Prager was the favorite of the crowd and got a standing ovation when he walked out on stage. Gallager had his finger on the pulse of regular Americans. Sang God Bless America with the crowd at the end. He’s very pro-life and succinctly laid out the evil of the abortion crowd.
Go see No Safe Spaces with Prager and Adam Carolla. Opens this weekend I haven’t seen it…yet.
Comment by Satchmo on November 8, 2019 6:34 am
Bonos dias jizzsters. I’m off to see Tool tonight. Don’t really want to go but you do what you have to to keep the poosay happy.
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Wait, is Satchmo Pat?
Well shit, that was easy.
#7 has man face.
wakey wakey
I’m voting for 9 because that’s what Rosetta would do.
Satch is going to see TOOL TONIGHT!!!!! woot.
Tool is in Pittsburgh tonight I think. Sat is Detroit
The poll is on my phone!
*votes early and often*
I want to give my ticket to her girlfriend but only if I get a threesome after the concert.
Twitter thread on Ukraine, Bidens, and conflict of interest.
Pat mentioned going with me and I told him he was welcome to but that he’d hate it. I need to be with a tool fan.
Sessions dropped the ball on Ukraine, why am I not surprised.
EXTREME WEATHER ALERT!
temp is double that it was yesterday. DOUBLE!
I don’t get Sessions. He didn’t seem to do much but I don’t know if there were behind the scenes stuff going on. It’s all a muddle to me. It’s hard to know what real.
I think Barr is getting a lot more done, and I am grateful for that.
anyone going to the climate crisis summit in Drs Moines? Bernie and aoc will be here
sessions was on Tucker last night.
Jay, did he say anything interesting?
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Partial to the Southern girls…
Lennox has the “Irish descendant of Vikings” look that puts fire in my loins.
And Pat talking about making poosay happy makes me LOL in my skort.
One more week until I get my pig. Keep thinking I might want a second freezer.
Nope, packer just called, pig is done. Now I get to coordinate pickup and payment for the cutting/smoking/seasoning.
Well, ain’t y’all quiet today.
Other half a pig that my family is getting isn’t done yet, so I’ve got a few more days.
I’d vote for 10, but probably pick Lennox IRL. If, you know, she wasn’t a porn actress.
Yeah, the having sex on camera for money kinda kills it.
But if I’d met her freshman year of college before she’d gone off to wicked endeavors I’d have forgotten my GF back home in half a heartbeat.
Was #10 a porn girl?
Are any of them NOT effectively porn actresses?
I’m oddly disappointed by the “Made in America” bracket so far.
I just heard Jeff Sessions comments concerning Trump and if he’s being honest, he would have my vote. He supports the President and his policies. That’s good enough for me.
If he pulls a Mitt Romney…burn him to the ground.
Figuratively not literally.
Given his “performance” as AG, you coulda fooled me.
mare, Sessions was on basically to announce his run for Senate. Nothing of substance.
Im off to gather requirements! Here’s hoping they have something I can use!
4 people are correct. The rest of you are pikers.
Are we voting for tits, or voting for faces?
Tits in faces.
I voted for #6. She reminds me of your mom.
Listen, Grinch, some of us don’t like to stick our faces in women’s breasts. I know it’s a small minority but anyway, we look at the face and the rest of the body too.
Pipe down and take your Metamucil.
Listen, Grinch, some of us don’t like to stick our faces in women’s breasts.
Using “us” in this sentence won’t fool anyone, Mare.
damn
Got crowns put on my for upper front teef. My mouth feels very weird. Weirder than that time your dad took me camping and let me try his “special sleepy juice”.
Mrs. P & me are gonna go see the doobie Bros in Austin tonight. They’re no tools. Digustibus non est disputandum and shit.
I see your baby monkey riding backwards on a pig, and I raise you a…
Music is the doctor, PG.
I voted for the chick with the nice face, holding a box of donuts…because those reasons. The other’s faces look too hoor-ish.
#10 looks like shes about ten years and a divorce away from her exciting new career as a dental hygienist in Scottsdale.
She seems nice, but she’s dating a complete jackass.
Yeah, but she has donuts so I see that as a huge plus.
Of course she’s dating a complete jackass. The world wouldn’t make sense if she didn’t.
mare, would it be wrong of me to remind the kids, in a super nice way, to use an hour this weekend to send out thank yous or should I wait another week when it’s a full month after? Daughter got the shower ones out in a timely manner (within two weeks after) – with my urging. Told her then that I didn’t want people to think she was an ungrateful slacker.
I’m still waiting on thank yous from a shower I attended in July and later, the wedding. Not to mention one from 3 years ago, but whatever.
*mutters something something about etiquette ignorance and millennials*
…due to his lavish lifestyle and heavy drug use he’s had 2 heart attacks by the age of 32.
..banned from Miami night club for kicking a model in the face
..sued by porn star who he threw off his roof
He has it all.
She seems nice, but she’s dating a complete jackass.
Perhaps pupster should have a pro/con list of their life choices since some of us don’t follow mammary models.
If you scrolled down to where you only saw the bodies, hers rates pretty high, no matter how many STDs are swirling in the depths.
This is basically everything wrong with modern politics and economics, and why Trump won.
At the same time, these cities become
smaller to mitigate congestion effects while cities that are initially small increase in size. Large and small cities end up expanding industries in which they already concentrate, while medium-size cities tend to
diversify across industries. The optimal allocation thus features transfers to non-CNR workers who move from large to small cities consistent with the implied change in the industrial composition landscape.
In other words, “Policy X will vastly increase the real wages of a portion of the population, while decreasing it for the rest. Therefore we can just redistribute some of the gains to the losers, and everyone wins!” It’s horrifying, because it treats people as widgets, and treats a handout as being no different from a job.
They use this word “optimal”. Do they ever define it? Because as someone who solve multiple optimization problems every week, that definition matters.
Policy X will vastly increase the real wages of a portion of the population, while decreasing it for the rest..It’s horrifying, because it treats people as widgets, and treats a handout as being no different from a job..
Isn’t that what Krugman is now writing about..how they got globalism so very wrong because of that very thing. It may increase wages across the country by 2 or 3 points but in many ‘pockets’ across that same country, more people lose wages/jobs/opportunities by 20 to 30%.
Isn’t that what Krugman is now writing about..how they got globalism so very wrong because of that very thing. It may increase wages across the country by 2 or 3 points but in many ‘pockets’ across that same country, more people lose wages/jobs/opportunities by 20 to 30%.
If true, it would be remarkably close to an astute observation by Krugman. Of course, he — like the Richmond Fed — would just use it to justify more welfare and taxes, which leads to dissipation and decadence, rather than “protectionism” that keeps people gainfully employed and industries on our shores.
They use this word “optimal”. Do they ever define it? Because as someone who solve multiple optimization problems every week, that definition matters.
WIthout reading the whole thing, my guess is that they argue “optimal” means that the distribution of knowledge workers is such that output is maximized.
I’m not an old man, not quite, not yet, but I have yet to meet even a single member of homo economicus.
I’m not an old man, not quite, not yet, but I have yet to meet even a single member of homo economicus.
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Ok boomer!
I’m just waiting for someone to Ok boomer me.
I’ll have a Hotspur approved response for the first fleshsack who ok boomers me.
I’m just waiting for someone to Ok boomer me.
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I thought you were Gen X.
I’m Gen X. Old enough to remember the world before the internet, wise enough to not be mired in it. Compared to a millennial, I’m Yoda.
want
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Yea, I’m X. I want someone to “OK BOOMER” me because then I get to laugh extra at their stupidity.
I want someone to “OK BOOMER” me because then I get to laugh extra at their stupidity.
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Oh that’s funny.
https://www.news-medical.net/news/20191017/Scientists-successfully-create-age-resistant-mice-with-hyper-long-telomeres.aspx
I’m a Boomer, last possible year. Although I’ve seen my birth year classified as either X or Boomer. Regardless of these silly conventions I identify as an X-er and, as I’ve been told over and over, that’s all that matters.
The researchers reported their findings in the journal Nature Communications and demonstrate only positive outcomes; the mice live for longer and in better health than would be expected for their species, while also being free from age-related conditions such as cancer and obesity.
This is hyuge. The big Q on telomerase was always whether it would mean more cancer, it was a whole chapter in Ending Aging because conventional wisdom at the time was that it would result in constant tumor formation because it would halt needed cell death.
I’m a Boomer, last possible year. Although I’ve seen my birth year classified as either X or Boomer. Regardless of these silly conventions I identify as an X-er and, as I’ve been told over and over, that’s all that matters.
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Ok boomer!
Me, my GenX butt will sit here, watching the Boomers and Millennials fight, until they collapse; and then I will go forth and bayonet the survivors collapsed on the ground.
While happily being friends with those of each who knew better than to engage in such fuckery.
Win/win/win!
According to google boomer ends in 1964 and Gen X starts in 1961.
I am boomer X.
Perhaps pupster should have a pro/con list of their life choices since some of us don’t follow mammary models.
6 Lingerie/swimwear model, Playboy Bunny
7 Burlesque dancer, swimwear and webcam model
8 Webcam / softcore porn video star
9 Pornstar
10 Spokesmodel, Instagram star, rich jackass’ arm candy
I am boomer X.
I’ve seen that anime! Your fighting robot is kickass.
Damn it, now I’m imagining a Boomer X anime character. Some absurd, old bearded dude, overmuscled due to steroids, with a comb over, piloting a mecha to seventies music.
It was a great show. Don’t you dare tell me it wasn’t real.
It would be a lot like this, I suspect:
This school funding model is an Excel workbook with about 60 fucking sheets, with references three or four layers deep.
And almost nothing is documented.
Export that shit to mysql and start writing real queries.
Apparently we have to use Excel so that we can send a cleaned up version of any simulation we run to the requester so that they can see what we did.
That’s incredibly sad. My heart aches that these people insist on communicating via the digital equivalent of a vellum scroll.
It wouldn’t bother me so much of everything was neatly organized and documented so that I could tell what needs to be updated, or why certain values were calculated. Nope. Nothing.
I’m saying “fuck it”. I’m just going to have to build the model from scratch as something I can actually read and understand. I’ll start this weekend.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
In a more civilized time, guys like that would decorate lampposts.
Beasnsnsnsnsnsn Like it or not, people are judging a missing thank you note. Gently remind them to sit down together and get ‘er done!
Millennials are penis sippers.
With like, tinsel ‘n’ stuff, of course.
I really enjoyed the kickoff event in Atlanta for blackvoicesforTrump. It was on CSpan. Heh. MFM all in for Little Mike Bloomberg.
I was telling Dan about the beast in 2020 SI swimsuit edition. She’s yuge. Dan told me that Twin Peaks has a server with a huge beer gut. He’s never seen a beast working at a Breastaurant before.
I watched a bunch of trailers for movies coming out next year.
Nothing at all worth watching.
That’s not me being jaded or an asshole, absolutely nothing looked remotely compelling.
The last film I saw was Endgame. I have no strong interest to see anything else.
There’s a new Addams Family movie coming out. Animated. Who is the audience for that?
MFM all in for Little Mike Bloomberg.
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They’ll support anyone not named Trump
Frickin show was on TBS at 705am when I was I kid. 40 years ago.
What kid watching cartoons cares about it now?
There’s a new Addams Family movie coming out. Animated. Who is the audience for that?
Why? The whole point of an Addams family movie is whatever actress they get to play Morticia.
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614690/polygenic-score-ivf-embryo-dna-tests-genomic-prediction-gattaca/
I will laugh if the people who jump on designer babies discover too late that trying to breed for specific traits results in a lot of unintended negative side effects.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-gen-xers-announce-plan-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-watching-boomers-millennials-tear-each-other-to-shreds
I take no responsibility for grunge music. I did everything in my power to stop that shit.
Turn the sound on if you’ve never heard your favorite meme.
https://tinyurl.com/y3gn3l8b
Re: possible autism causes
Roamy mentioned diet sodas, pot and/or genetics/combo of varying factors.
Husband has a chemist friend, who early on in his marriage and family making, was working on new/various artificial sweeteners. They did a lot of the testing on themselves. Him and his wife had three kids. The first one – autistic. While she can do a lot for herself, smart in things that really interest her, and has even learned to drive, she will always need some supervision. (Her toddlerhood/childhood was quite difficult on the family.) The second one, also a smart cookie, is on the spectrum – it’s pretty obvious, but he will be fine on his own. The third one, they were worried when he was little that he had it too, but he didn’t. Normal intellect.
Neither parent did any dope. Dad’s IQ is pretty high (and can be boastful about it), mom is sort of a smart cookie, too, but not like her husband. I’m trying to remember something I read about really smart people having a higher incidence of kids on the spectrum (possibly within high-achieving Jewish communities…which the mother is).
So…the sweeteners (chemicals)…the sweeteners triggered the right vulnerable genetic marker…the previous two combined with vaccine overload on a vulnerable immune response, or coincidence?
I take no responsibility for grunge music. I did everything in my power to stop that shit.
Kurt Cobain’s greatest contribution to music was pulling the trigger.
I’m on the ass end of the Boomers. My kids are millennials. It’s only nature that we rip each other.
“Get off your ass and send out those thank yous!”
Holy crap…every time the furnace kicks on, it sets my internal one to flamethrower.
Beasn,
I wonder if it’s a combination of both an increase in the incidence of autism, and also simply noticing more often the signs of autism, which in previous generations would have been ignored or hand-waved away if the person wasn’t too high on the spectrum.
Basically you have a) an older average age of parents compared to previous generations, b) assortive mating where people are more likely to marry others in the same sort of intellectual/professional class, c) environmental factors that may not cause autism, but exacerbate underlying conditions.
Hence you have two smart people who wait until their early thirties, or later, to try having kids. Those kids may be slightly on the spectrum, but then they’re thrust into a world where they are bombarded with stimuli, as well as chemicals which affect their development at critical times.
I was just called a “Social Retard”. In the 80s, one of my therapists advanced the idea that I had Aspergers. It explains a lot.
CoAl, my Godson was diagnosed at 18 months. Drs are more aware and parents recognize symptoms earlier. FB Moron has had her sons in Studies at UW for years.
Kurt Cobain’s greatest contribution to music was pulling the trigger.
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While I disagree with that I do realize he would have probably become an intolerable lefty in the internet age. I had that thought just this morning while watching a video of the MTV Unplugged concert this morning
https://tinyurl.com/y654zlcj
I was just called a “Social Retard”
It’s like we’re twins!!
LOL! Pepe, are you doing backflips RIGHT NOW?
Sadly, I don’t drink. Sometimes it would probably help……
*does 1/2 a backflip*
I had a big salad at lunch
In September I got a job offer.
Today was my last day at work at my old job.
I start my new Jerb in 10 days.
This is a really slow motion adventure. It is like I am stuck in taffy.
Danny’s employees remained pleased.
Danny run a Denny’s?
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I heard the Tool concert was great.