Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Thanks to MJ for being totally predictable and spazzing out after 2 whole weeks in a row, and thanks also to Roamy and Hotspur for filling in around the edges.
Your model for today was born in “Merica in an undisclosed location on August 2nd, 1994. She stands 5′ 3″, measures 34DD-24-36 and the weight…she goes up, and she goes down. Please ship MJ a fresh bag of dicks and welcome, Miss Lennox Luxe!
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She seems nice.
“I think it’s pretty apparent that Mr. Lieu believes that black people are stupid.”
Well, he works with Maxine Waters, so I see where he might get that idea.
I denounce myself.
Welcome back to Boob Control Pupster. The Tittyweb was not the same without you.
She’s kind of thick but she’ll do. For what, I don’t know.
this post deserves a winning lottery ticket
and deodorant
and a fake banana
fantastic jerb puppalony
re: maxH2O –
that’s my girlfriend yur talkin’ bout,,,,,
MAXXXXYYYYYYYY for PREZZZZZZZYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I’m disparaging the efforts of your fill-ins. Rather, let’s just say you have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to celebrating sweater meat.
I can’t keep track of all the scandals and news since there’s so much of it and there’s new stuff daily. This guy, aside from being pretty funny, summed up the whole Assange thing nicely
http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2019/04/the-cart-before-hearse.html
Dropping my stuff off at the accountant’s this morning. She thinks it’ll be ready by Monday. She’s used to me being late.
Tax scams
http://tinyurl.com/y3uojz2h
youtube.com/watch?v=gKefEZfStc0
Eric Swalwell’s kickoff video. I can’t decide what part is my favorite – the Duke Nukem comments, the “Beto is a furry” comments, the ratio of likes to dislikes, but it’s probably him including a clip of his parents expressing their disappointment in him. “We raised them all the same, but one of them turns out to be a Democrat!”
They all call her puta cause no one really knows her name.
wakey wakey
I suspect the white wedding dress may be a stretch.
She’s sad because her fiance just found the porn site with the video of her blowing three midgets in Mexican wrestler masks, and a hockey team.
Our long national nightmare is over.
Nice job, pupster!
I suspect the white wedding dress may be a stretch.
That image struck a very somber, minor chord for me. So sad.
Roamy! That video of Swalwell is ufffffffffff. The best part is definitely the comments.
My favorite, “He was wrong about everything for 2 years so what does he do? Run for President!”
Anyone know Swalwell’s degree, this idiot has $100,000 student loan debt. Is he a doctor?
Doctor Of Democracy
Oh wait, that’s Rush
Pretty sure I spent half that, out of pocket, for both college and med school
Jimbro, that’s because you’re smart. And a Dr. And not paying off debt until you’re dead. (well at least not for student loans)
Don’t get me started. Three years ago I was on track to get mine paid off this year. Then…well, life happens. Got a lower payment but now I’ll be damn near 60 before it’s gone.
FML.
I’m pretty sure this wagon has smoked some pole.
I should have the debt from grad school paid off by 2022, or even a little earlier if I rearrange some things.
I’d like to turn forty with no debt, except maybe a mortgage.
Ah, to be young and debtless again…
I’d probably also be clueless again, so it would likely be a wash.
I’m down to a mortgage and one car payment, but I never had student loans.
(2) briskets on the PBC.
Truck is paid off (thank you, Act of God) but the move to California, grad school, and the move to Ohio all racked up debt.
Your mom paid off my student loans.
For Car in and LauraW
What is the name of that charcoal you picked up Scott?
This gal is adorable in the last picture.
*reality drops*
Pretty sure beasnette will be paying off a lot of the boyfriend’s debt.’
*exhales hard* …Dopes.
Embers. I haven’t burned any, but the reviews are pretty good.
A couple of my favorite comments on the Swalwell video..besides his mom making that crack about him turning out to be a democrat.
“His Mom sounds disappointed. She probably wanted a boy.”
“Gotta hand it to Duke Nukem, he’s persistent and doesn’t go away. Just like radiation.”
I’ll check it out. I walked by charcoal at Sam’s yesterday and held off buying any. I’ve got a couple of bags of Kingsford in the garage.
*reality drops*
Pretty sure beasnette will be paying off a lot of the boyfriend’s debt.’
*exhales hard* …Dopes.
Yeah… that’s no bueno.
Pre-nup!
Just put a handful of them into the charcoal chimney.
They seem to burn just fine.
According to a BBQ forum, they light faster and produce less ash than Kingsford. 1/3 the cost.
I might get more.
Comment by beasn on April 12, 2019 11:57 am
This gal is adorable in the last picture.
An hourglass figure, which is very nice.
Buy Embers stock and you’ll be set for life
The are made by Royal Oak which are often rated better than Kingsford.
https://wiki.ezvid.com/best-charcoal-briquettes
“Yeah… that’s no bueno.
….Pre-nup!”
I wish. Doubt very much I can get her to make him agree to it. Husband is going to have to have a talk with him. Daughter worked smart/hard and graduated early with zero debt. She’s managed to save a little bit and with our wedding ‘buy-out’, she’s eyeballing saving much of that. This guy, while nice, is low energy. Hopefully they have discussed how they’re going to move forward and what percentage of his check he will dedicate to paying down his student loan.
Low energy. Sad!
Here, watch Jam play with his little fren..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZdeU5ONCVE
Mare, I know. Maybe he doesn’t eat enough of the right foods. When we have him over for dinner, my daughter eats more than he does and she doesn’t eat like a pig. I asked her if he has ‘issues’ but she says he eats at weird times and may have digestive issues like I do. ???? I’ve sort of got mine under control and I’m a lard ass without over stuffing my piehole.
Okay, off to go paint a room.
Can someone cover boob for me today? Thanks Pupster!
BBQ forums and reviews?
http://tinyurl.com/hwdtmk6
https://amazingribs.com/
Well, heck, that wood burning deal was cool.
That woodburning video was very cool.
Lightning strike burns look just like that.
https://www.google.com/search?q=burns+from+lightning+strike&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi8l7HDqsvhAhWr2FkKHSyMCXsQ_AUIDigB&biw=1242&bih=568#imgrc=zpzG5fr9ahyZmM:
Pro tip:
Do not scroll down on Scott’s link. (that sounds dirty)
That image struck a very somber, minor chord for me. So sad.
I know it is hard to believe, but the wedding dress pictures are from a very tastefully done, artistic, dramatic and engaging adult movie.
I find it hard to believe that the movie is in any way “tastefully done, artistic, dramatic, and engaging”
My suspenders of disbelief just broke.
“I find it hard to believe that the movie is in any way “tastefully done, artistic, dramatic, and engaging”
Cmon man…Just because the movie is titled “Bigg Jugs and gaping Holes on Honeymoon” doesn’t mean its not art.
You get all high falutin on us?
Or was that the name of the band?…….nevermind
http://tinyurl.com/Beasnnnn
I like that cross stitch.
I just spent 20 minutes watching election night coverage. PRICELESS.
Election night coverage always makes me happy. It’s a toss-up between The Young Turks, or MSNBC.
Listen to the c*cksuckers in this one, the smug, it hurts.
https://tinyurl.com/yaxfdp2a
If you want to see something that will make you happy, watch this.
Oh. my. gosh…a must watch and yes, I’m your real dad. Your mom was a whore.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Wall art for Alex
https://www.etsy.com/listing/603945454/common-sword-types-swords-wall-art-sword
Nice, but I’d much rather have one that shows the Oakeshott Typology.
Evenin’, Masters baiters.
Pepe, I have told my kids something similar, on occasion. “I brought you into this world — and I will take you out….”
Babies usually aren’t covered in blood. Covered meaning all over. Mine weren’t and they weren’t kicking and screaming either. They were chill babies.
ANDY!!!! Guy was wearing a Pat Green concert tee in the Club on Tuesday!!!!!!
That gentleman has class and taste
Nice to see you, Andy.
How the fuckam I the first one at the restaurant when the rest of the group left before me and I parked a half mile away?
Nevermind, they’re here.
Ace was talking about 1982 movies and mentioned “Deathtrap”.
Anybody remember that one? It was a great, twisty puzzle.
You too, Scott.
I saw Deathtrap in the theater when I was a kid. Great flick.
Is that the one where Christopher Reeve and Michael Caine were carrying on behind Dyan Cannon’s back?
I’m at the bar listening to some drunk girl to describe her voat classification system for dicks.
Boat.
She sounds like a winner, Alex.
Don’t ever race Pontiacs.
Leon, she was interesting to speak with. Nice gal.
Did she want to touch your schooner?