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Big Boob Friday

Herro! Welcome to big boob Friday. It’s full of Friday and boobs so it must be WIN!!!!

I have no idea what I’m saying, really. Please disregard any comments that might pertain the shape and size of Hotspur’s asshole. It’s called phrenology people. Try to keep up.

So here we are; another end of the week, or beginning to some of us. For most of us, it’s just another day on the endless treadmill of winning that is the glorious reign of God Emperor Donald Trump II, long may he, er, reign.  As you may know, I’ve written quite a few songs for your enjoymentness over the years, most of which you rightly decided were utter crap. This song is no different because it’s about you.

This week’s model is of the Asian persuasion…which is a total shocker. In between eating sushi and playing checkers with marbles, she likes to giggle quietly behind her hand and fantasize about large reptile like creatures fighting large moth like creatures. Please put down your bucket of chardonnay and welcome Vicki Li!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And now it’s time for the test portion of today’s post. Please snuggle up with Vicki Li’s brother so you can get all the right answers.

1690 – The first paper money in America was issued by the Massachusetts colony. The currency was used to pay soldiers that were fighting in the war against Quebec.

1809 – The territory of Illinois was created.

1913 – The 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified. It authorized the power to impose and collect income tax.

1916 – In Ottawa, Canada’s original parliament buildings burned down.

1918 – The Twin Peaks Tunnel began service. It is the longest streetcar tunnel in the world at 11,920 feet.

1927 – The Federal Radio Commission was created when U.S. President Calvin Coolidge signed a bill.

1951 – Dick Button won the U.S. figure skating title for the sixth time.

1951 – The Tennessee Williams play, “The Rose Tattoo“, opened on Broadway in New York.

1998 – Texas executed Karla Faye Tucker. She was the first woman executed in the U.S. since 1984.

2009 – Eric Holder was sworn in as attorney general. He was the first African-American to hold the post.

2017 – MJ enjoys a fish stick.

Have a safe and wonderful weekend, everyone. Try not to trip and fall over a giant gold brick while watching a bunch of man-children cry on your phone. Tired of winning yet?

 

 

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February 3, 2017
Categories: BANGLAR After Action Report!, Brian Williams, cheese, DDH, dicking bimbos, Electrical, Fucking Wagon, Helen Thomas, It must be true!, Loaded dice, NHL, rape culture, The Religion of Piece, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

156 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 7:22 am

    *rests on laurels

  2. Comment by Jewstin The Hammer on February 3, 2017 7:36 am

    Morning.

  3. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 7:37 am

    Nice tits

  4. Comment by mare on February 3, 2017 7:45 am

    Who is Laurel?

  5. Comment by mare on February 3, 2017 7:45 am

    Kind of old school, MJ. Niiiiice.

  6. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 7:53 am

    Morning. I got avocados yesterday, so I’m making guacamole later, followed by taco bowls.

    #Winning

  7. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 7:57 am

    Fine model today MJ.

    She’s not a hirsute mouth breather and can polish my samurai sword anytime

  8. Comment by mare on February 3, 2017 7:57 am

    Ha! I just noticed the category, Brian Williams.

  9. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 7:59 am

    Heh, local news had a network story featuring some guy named Juan or Diego working on his avocado ranch and saying he fears for his livelihood because of the Evil Trump.

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 8:10 am

    So it looks like BSA is in need of a competing organization or organizations for those who want their sons to understand basic science like sexual dimorphism in primates. American Heritage Girls seem to be doing nicely as a rival to the Grrrrl Scouts, so I know it’s possible.

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 8:11 am

    Avocados, in Maine!?

  12. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 8:11 am

    I’m willing to give up avocados for the rest of my life if it gets The Wall built.

  13. Comment by That's Mr. Pendejo 2 U on February 3, 2017 8:20 am

    In catching up with what happened last night at “THE H2”, I noticed that Laura’s eyeballs ended up in Hotspur’s pocket for a bit.

    Q: Laura, did you happen to see Hotspur’s cock?

    I thought not.

    And don’t bother me with all your “pocket cloth is opaque” bullshit.

  14. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 8:20 am

    Only in the grocery store in Maine or as an appetizer at casual dining restaurants

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 8:23 am

    CA can grow them, but I’m willing to go along with CalExit too. I’d like to set a date for that now, just prior to the 2018 mid-terms. Give the assholes plenty of time to migrate and the good guys time to vacate.

    Invading them in 2022 after they collapse will be good practice for the Trumpenmarines.

  16. Comment by That's Mr. Pendejo 2 U on February 3, 2017 8:24 am

    If you get around to looking at her face today you may find that she’s kind of a Caucasian looking Asian. I’m saying they’s a honkie in the woodpile somewhere.

  17. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 3, 2017 8:55 am

    Way to not completely ignore jewstin today, leon.

  18. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 9:01 am

    Who?

  19. Comment by lclintsp on February 3, 2017 9:48 am

    She’s gets chunkier as the photos continue down the page.

  20. Comment by Hotspur on February 3, 2017 10:11 am

    Mj, that thing at 1918 – you are a sick fuck.

  21. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 10:32 am

    I keep wondering how long those girls are going to live.

  22. Comment by Car in on February 3, 2017 10:57 am

    ww

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 11:04 am

    How’s the flaming battery bidness today?

  24. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 3, 2017 11:10 am

    *turns blog sprinklers on

  25. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 11:24 am

    Old…… school……

  26. Comment by Car in on February 3, 2017 11:41 am

    If the battery warehouse/store catches on fire – no one is going into that building.

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 11:58 am

    Yeah, no amount of water makes flaming lead acid okay.

  28. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 12:03 pm

    Flaming Lead Acid was Battery Warehouse’s best album.

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 3, 2017 12:14 pm

    Chemicals are made for such fires. Your town probably has them.

  30. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 12:22 pm

    Alicia Witt got old.

  31. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 12:23 pm

    I’d still… you know.

  32. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 12:25 pm

    She’s only a few months older than me, after all.

    Same goes for Brigid Brannagh.

  33. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 12:25 pm

    Oh, I would as well. But she’s moved into MILF territory.

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 12:29 pm

    Best possible situation for a 41yo woman, IMO.

  35. Comment by Car in on February 3, 2017 12:35 pm

    hemicals are made for such fires. Your town probably has them.

    A lot of the rules are aimed at safety for the firemen who may enter a building at the time of a fire. This is in regards to shelving height, etc … (what if it burns and falls on a fireman).

    In this regard – if the battery warehouse goes “up” – no one is entering the building. That is generally why we roll our eyes at some of the codes.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 12:41 pm

    Exactly, best thing you can hope for is that you aren’t upwind of another structure within 50′.

  37. Comment by PepeLp on February 3, 2017 1:06 pm

    How’s the knee, CoAlexInEx?

  38. Comment by That's Mr. Pendejo 2 U on February 3, 2017 1:16 pm

    Tushar is from Jersey, right? I think he’s older than 28 so this probably isn’t him. Probably.

    http://tinyurl.com/z37oh3f

  39. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 1:38 pm

    Pepe, better today. I think it’s more tightness in my leg that causes the pain.

    I’m going to try and make it to sex cult once or twice a week once things quiet down a bit.

  40. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 1:46 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/hluf2r7

  41. Comment by ChrisP on February 3, 2017 1:57 pm

    Angry that Trump is POTUS, woman tries to run-down cop…

    http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2017/02/03/police-woman-upset-with-police-tried-to-hit-officer/

  42. Comment by ChrisP on February 3, 2017 1:58 pm

    Well, shit!
    You beat me, Scooter…

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 2:05 pm

    Please, leftards, continue to ensure that the cops will be on our side.

  44. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 2:06 pm

    State police say 58-year-old Eileen Pierce tried to hit an officer directing traffic at a tree-trimming site on Route 69– allegedly driving her Subaru wagon directly at him, yelling out the window, and shaking her fist.

    Bitter lesbian detected.

  45. Comment by That's Mr. Pendejo 2 U on February 3, 2017 2:06 pm

    The trooper was in the process of moving from one telephone pole to another one when a dark-colored Subaru wagon heading south intentionally veered into the northbound lane and toward the trooper. The trooper was able to dodge the Subaru.

    A Subaru you say…….I’ll be damned.

  46. Comment by That's Mr. Pendejo 2 U on February 3, 2017 2:07 pm

    Timing is everything.

  47. Comment by That's Mr. Pendejo 2 U on February 3, 2017 2:09 pm

    Bitter lesbian detected.

    I lost $100 one time betting on Ohio State vs Purdue. But I’d still take the over on this one for at least $100.

  48. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 2:22 pm

    “Later in 2014, the government’s Jay report found that more than 1,200 girls from Rotherham had been raped, trafficked, and abused by mostly Muslim gangs. The abuse was allowed to go on for around ten years because authorities were scared of accusations of racism, the report found.”

    Doomed.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/02/03/shouts-allahu-akbar-court-muslim-sex-gang-sentenced-child-rape/

  49. Comment by Not pup not at work on February 3, 2017 2:34 pm

    Nice jerb MJ, take the rest of the day off.

  50. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 2:38 pm

    The English had better go further then Brexit if they want to continue being English. Chestless men, indeed.

    As an aside, this is long, but gives some insight into how fucked Canada is: https://youtu.be/2ep2t5M6V-0

  51. Comment by terribletroy on February 3, 2017 2:44 pm

    Not sure Briton is quite doomed yet (Brexit) but they are close. The adherents to the pedophile death cult should’ve been marched straight to the gallows, had pig balls stuck in their mouth and hung. And I hope they beat that bitches ass that tried to run down the trooper when they arrested her.

    Having a big gathering in podunk tomorrow night for the in laws 50th anniversary. Should have about 250 people (mostly from town). Going to be interesting to see the reaction to the flag thing we had this week.

    ** flag is still up, but all indicators point to its disappearance this weekend

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 3, 2017 3:19 pm

    Haha, rush is on fire.

    Media rediscovers U6 unemployment rate.

  53. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 3:39 pm

    US enters economic slide as job growth remains below record levels

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 3:41 pm

    Well that didn’t take long. I can’t wait for Spicer’s response.

  55. Comment by Pupster on February 3, 2017 4:11 pm

    https://is.gd/lTaMKd

  56. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 4:22 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/jfa5vhm

  57. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2017 4:27 pm

    That may actually be man’s best friend, Pupster.

  58. Comment by Yo Soy Senor Pendejo on February 3, 2017 4:57 pm

    Has anybody called Hillary a cunt yet today?

  59. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 5:57 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/z3l7he7

  60. Comment by Pupster on February 3, 2017 6:17 pm

    https://is.gd/wx181W

  61. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 6:24 pm

    Dead on Friday. I wonder what everyone’s doing?

  62. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 6:34 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/z9nrap7

  63. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 6:36 pm

    Busy day today. Paula’s car made the news.

    http://wabi.tv/2017/02/03/man-charged-in-hampden-crash/

    Fractured sternum, probably from the air bag or belt. She’s sore as hell, gonna be worse in the morning I’m sure. The guy drove right through a stop sign in front of her.

  64. Comment by Pupster on February 3, 2017 6:37 pm

    https://is.gd/8wYj2D

  65. Comment by Pupster on February 3, 2017 6:41 pm

    ^That’s for the didn’t scrape the windshield guy.

  66. Comment by Pupster on February 3, 2017 6:42 pm

    L to R

    Paula, Pupster

    https://is.gd/po0EJC

    I hope she feels better soon. Bonus, you get to inspect the sternum 5 times a day!

  67. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 6:48 pm

    Kinda need everyone’s opinion on this:

    Bush wins by a few electoral votes but there aren’t any riots in the streets.

    Trump wins by close to 700 million EVs and the left loses their shit for 3 months burning, rioting, and hurting people.

    Am I misremembering? I don’t ever recall violence and riots like this unless something something LA.

    Did Reagan face this kind of shit?

  68. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 6:48 pm

    I’m the guy that found it when I went to the ER to see her between cases. She told me where it hurt and I palpated a little defect. It’s impacted in just a little and about the size of a quarter around. CXR was normal but chest CT showed the fracture and some air in the upper mediastinum so she had to have an upper GI. All good except for the fracture.

  69. Comment by Tushar on February 3, 2017 6:50 pm

    Damn, Jimbro. Wishing Paula a speedy recovery.
    Be there for her and pamper her.

  70. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 6:51 pm

    It’s a new level of craziness spurred on by social media and financiers like Soros (he’s the one we all know, I’m sure there are others)

  71. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 6:52 pm

    Wow. She’s going to hate tomorrow.

    I hope she bounces back quickly.

  72. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 6:52 pm

    I’m making that my plan for the weekend. Between doing shit around the house and bossing the boys around she should be all set.

  73. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 6:55 pm

    She was more upset that she was on the way home from crossfit and was all sweaty and wearing gym clothes in the same ER where she works. She only accepted ibuprofen.

  74. Comment by lauraw on February 3, 2017 6:57 pm

    Holy crap, Jimbro! I’m sure that made for a scary and shitty day. Thank goodness she’s not hurt worse. The pain is gonna be like sucking donkey balls, though.

    Paula should ask your Mom about how to manage that part. Your mother being the expert on the matter.

  75. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 7:01 pm

    Really glad your better half is ok, Jimbro.

    We should think about banning seat belts. Always hurting people when they’re supposed to save you.

  76. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 7:08 pm

    I found the Scottish Car in.

  77. Comment by Brother Cavil on February 3, 2017 7:08 pm

    Well! Glad to hear she’s OK, all considered…

  78. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 7:09 pm

    Good to hear that she’s fine, Jimbro.

  79. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 7:12 pm

    I offered to make eggs in the morning to give her a break. She asked if I wanted her to make the home fries and bacon.

    #notgettingit

    #toughmainechick

  80. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 7:15 pm

    She was driving the SUV?

    He was going R-L and tore off her front end?

    If so, she was really lucky. 5 feet ahead, or behind, of where she was and it would have been a lot worse.

  81. Comment by Pupster on February 3, 2017 7:16 pm

    I found the Scottish Car in.

    She seems nice.

  82. Comment by Sean M. on February 3, 2017 7:17 pm

    Glad to hear Paula is okay. Fuck the guy who hit her and…

    https://is.gd/Sjhlt6

  83. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 7:29 pm

    She was in the car driving south on the main road. The guy had the SUV and blew through a stop sign. She saw his car just for an instant before impact and air bag deployment. She really was in a state of shock. Her first thought was her boys could be orphans. A kind elderly woman, let’s call her “Your Mom”, had to calm her down in the middle of the road because she was hyperventilating.

  84. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 7:32 pm

    She texted me about a bad accident and coming to the ER with a picture of the car. Nowhere did she mention it was her in the accident. When I saw the clear picture of the car involved I asked if she stopped to help.

    Her and the ambulance guy got a laugh out of that.

  85. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 7:32 pm

    Wow, Jimbro. #ToughMaineChick might be feeling pretty crappy manana.

  86. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 7:34 pm

    OK, I can see it now.

    5 feet away from t-bone. Lucky.

  87. Comment by PepeLp on February 3, 2017 7:51 pm

    Damn, Jimbro. Prayers for her. Glad she’s doing okay.

  88. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 8:08 pm

    How many Falcons Jerseys do you think I saw representing in the Club today?

  89. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 8:10 pm

    Too many?

  90. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on February 3, 2017 8:15 pm

    Prayers for Paula.

  91. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 8:20 pm

    She said thank you to all the Hostage well wishers and gingerly worked her way upstairs to watch the Celtics/Lakers game and hopefully drift off to sleep.

  92. Comment by jam2 on February 3, 2017 8:23 pm

    “I palpated a little defect. It’s impacted in just a little and about the size of a quarter around.”
    thank the Lord jimes knows chestesesssess

    God speed for healing

  93. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 8:37 pm

    I palpated all over your mom.

  94. Comment by lauraw on February 3, 2017 8:48 pm

    I just did a nostalgia run on youtube and the theme to Taxi came up. While I was listening to it, it suddenly occurred to me that the kids I go to school with probably have zero understanding or appreciation for instrumental music.
    It’s undoubtedly so, actually. Frickin’ sad. There’s a lot more traditions about to bite the dust in the next twenty years.

  95. Comment by Jewstin The Hammer on February 3, 2017 8:48 pm

    Evening.

  96. Comment by jam2 on February 3, 2017 8:52 pm

    ” I palpated all over your mom.”
    so that was you….
    hmmm
    https://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/73080/j.1552-6909.1978.tb00919.x.pdf?sequence=1

  97. Comment by jam2 on February 3, 2017 8:53 pm

    scott you’re a funny fuk – i gotta meet you one of these days….

    luv ya like a brother

  98. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 8:58 pm

    Lauraw, we were talking old RKO movies in the breakroom, 20 yr old kid owns complete Abbott & Costello and the monster flicks. Watched with his grandfather.

  99. Comment by Sean M. on February 3, 2017 9:04 pm

    it suddenly occurred to me that the kids I go to school with probably have zero understanding or appreciation for instrumental music.

    I take it you’re not counting dubstep.

  100. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 9:10 pm

    I was just thinking of an instrumental song that was out when I was a kid. Obviously a remake of the original.

    https://is.gd/pmjC8V

    There’s some new DeNiro movie called The Comedian (I believe) which sounds like it might be good. Hate his politics but he’s a damn good actor.

    Haha, critics hate it!

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_comedian_2017/

  101. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 9:12 pm

    The Comedian movie has some tenuous connection with another work called The Entertainer which made me think of that song.

  102. Comment by jam2 on February 3, 2017 9:13 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/jlgbhle

  103. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 9:19 pm

    Was this it? http://tinyurl.com/j6kq3ve

  104. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 3, 2017 9:22 pm

    Prayers and gentle hugs for Paula.

  105. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 9:23 pm

    A slap is not quite a grab

    https://is.gd/jq0cun

  106. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 9:23 pm

    That was my first ‘driving song’.

  107. Comment by jam2 on February 3, 2017 9:25 pm

    hey jew!

    ni t’all

    i’m out

  108. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 9:27 pm

    I may have driven my vw bug into a pond to that song

  109. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 9:28 pm

    It was this one

    https://is.gd/x2BV7Y

    Now I know why it was popular…The Sting. I’m not sure I’ve seen that whole movie.

  110. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 9:29 pm

    Thanks Roamy. It’s gonna be a long weekend.

  111. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 9:30 pm

    I broke down and bought jeggings today.

  112. Comment by Hotspur on February 3, 2017 9:35 pm

    LOL I went out tonight to see one of my favorite local bands.

    When they passed the hat, I threw in what I thought was a ten. The light was dim.

    It was a hundred.

    Best night evar for FUBAR in Ann Arbor.

  113. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 9:35 pm

    says nothing

    looks away

  114. Comment by Jimbro on February 3, 2017 9:42 pm

    FUBAR’d

  115. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 9:42 pm

    Hotspurs ten was in his other jegging.

  116. Comment by MJ on February 3, 2017 9:43 pm

    We listened to a Paul Winter album tonight. Instrumental gold.

    I had no idea that I owned it.

  117. Comment by Sean M. on February 3, 2017 9:44 pm

    I hope to God you at least got a request played out of that, Hospurt.

  118. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 3, 2017 9:47 pm

    Mr. RFH gripes about Sirius radio, but the free radio stations here have really gone downhill in the last few years. The rock stations are stuck on the same 30 songs, the pop stations play Adele every other song, and the country stations don’t play country, they play CRAP. 80 years of country music, Nashville within shouting distance, and they are playing Jarrod Niemann, Thomas Rhett, and The Band Perry.

  119. Comment by Hotspur on February 3, 2017 9:50 pm

    Nah, every one of their songs is awesome, so It was good.
    Next time though, I will be a little more observant.

  120. Comment by lauraw on February 3, 2017 9:51 pm

    I just listened to Pineapple Rag. Magnificous.

  121. Comment by lauraw on February 3, 2017 9:53 pm

    And Easy Winner.

    Dang.

  122. Comment by Hotspur on February 3, 2017 9:54 pm

    Those rags were written by Scott Joplin. They became American favorites because we’re racists, and we hate the black man.

  123. Comment by lauraw on February 3, 2017 9:59 pm

    HHD and Root Beer Rag collide.

  124. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 3, 2017 10:01 pm

    Nice one, Lauraw.

  125. Comment by scott on February 3, 2017 10:04 pm

    Never heard that one.

  126. Comment by lauraw on February 3, 2017 10:07 pm

    I learned about Scott Joplin during my first turn through higher education, lo these many years ago. This is a person of impressive personal achievement, forty years after the abolition of slavery.

    He was unique to his time and a blessing to the world of music and art.

  127. Comment by Sean M. on February 3, 2017 10:16 pm

    Going in kind of a different instrumental direction, I listened to this when I got to work today:

    https://youtu.be/f2dQ3WbcF44

    A friend of mine recently mentioned that he used to collect Martin Denny albums, so I thought I’d give some a listen.

  128. Comment by Sean M. on February 3, 2017 10:21 pm

    And then, there’s this, which may be some kind of hate crime against Tushar:

    https://youtu.be/p5owZr9vP7c

  129. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 10:54 pm

    I watched the movie Ragtime.

  130. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 10:56 pm

    Learned about the Piano Guys at IB. Followed the tragedy that happened last year. Watched them at the Inaugural Concert. Happy Birthday Michael.

  131. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 11:46 pm

    I broke down and bought jeggings today.

    Basic Oso is so basic she literally totes can’t even.

  132. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 11:50 pm

    OMG, they are so comfy. Very flattering with sharkbite and tunictops.

  133. Comment by Oso on February 3, 2017 11:54 pm

    Dementia MiL thinks I color my hair and lie about my age. Pudge eliminates wrinkles. 50+ ladies at work talking about hair dye at work. They all thought I color. Dude, like I’d choose “Dirty Blond” or “Messican Guera” as an actual color

  134. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 11:55 pm

    Haha, “honest hair colors”

    “Dirty Blonde”
    “Messican Guera”
    “Stripper Red”

  135. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 3, 2017 11:58 pm

    Internet keeps crapping out so I finally bit the bullet and upgraded my phone plan to unlimited 4G so I could use it as a wi-fi hotspot. Netflix sucks, but so far my connection isn’t crapping out every hour. And it’s only about $10 more per month.

    I’m watching some messican rom-com about a twenty-something professional woman who gets knocked up by an immature high-schooler. Don’t really care, I just think the actress is gorgeous.

  136. Comment by Sean M. on February 4, 2017 12:03 am

    “Daddy Issues Pink”

  137. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 4, 2017 12:09 am

    “Slash your tires one night blue”

  138. Comment by Sean M. on February 4, 2017 12:14 am

    “Asian Chick Who’s Not Good at Math Blonde”

  139. Comment by Oso on February 4, 2017 12:22 am

    Unicorn rainbow purple

  140. Comment by Oso on February 4, 2017 12:23 am

    Totally legit black

  141. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 4, 2017 12:24 am

    “Can’t Admit I’m 40” Brown.

  142. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 4, 2017 12:30 am

    50+ ladies at work talking about hair dye at work.

    I know a gal who’s almost 50 who wants to dye the tips of her hair purple. Or maybe it was dye part of her hair purple. Either way it struck me as kind of silly for someone her age. I kept my mouth shut, however.

  143. Comment by Sean M. on February 4, 2017 12:34 am

    “Oops, You Fucked Up and Now You Look Like Garfield Red”

  144. Comment by Oso on February 4, 2017 12:36 am

    CoAlEx, my older sis dyes purple. Peacock mama at the Club is various shades. We H8 all her kids and hubby, too. I was at Membership when they moved from KY to NM for increased benefits. 6 kids. Max benefits

  145. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 4, 2017 12:37 am

    “Second Wife at the Swingers Club” Blonde

  146. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 4, 2017 1:21 am

    I don’t dye, I cut it short so you can’t see the grey.

  147. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on February 4, 2017 1:21 am

    “I can’t believe it’s not orange!”

  148. Comment by Sean M. on February 4, 2017 4:17 am

    You know you can’t keep lettin’ it get you down
    And you can’t keep draggin’ that dead weight around.
    If there ain’t all that much to lug around,
    Better derp like hell when you hit the ground.

  149. Comment by Tushar on February 4, 2017 4:54 am

    >>And then, there’s this, which may be some kind of hate crime against Tushar:

    Ha ha ha! What the fuck is that? This is extra cringy for me because I am a Brahmin. Those guys sitting their with white clothes, bare torso, shaved head and a thread across their torso? That is how my ancestors used to dress just 3 generations ago.

  150. Comment by lauraw on February 4, 2017 6:18 am

    Last night’s thread was very hurtful. You’re all bad people. That’s why I’m here, of course. But still.

  151. Comment by mare on February 4, 2017 7:07 am

    Yikes, Jimbro. So glad Paula is okay.

  152. Comment by Yo Soy Senor Pendejo on February 4, 2017 7:11 am

    Saturday is gonna be a good day.

  153. Comment by Pupster on February 4, 2017 9:05 am

    I just slept for almost 12 hours. Seems excessive.

  154. Comment by Pupster on February 4, 2017 9:31 am

    New Poat

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2017/02/04/super-saturday/

  155. Comment by Jimbro on February 4, 2017 9:38 am

    omment by Jay in Ames on February 4, 2017 1:21 am

    I don’t dye, I cut it short so you can’t see the grey.
    ——–
    That’s my MO too

  156. Comment by scott on February 4, 2017 9:43 am

    How is she doing?


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