Herro! Welcome to big boob Friday. It’s full of Friday and boobs so it must be WIN!!!!
I have no idea what I’m saying, really. Please disregard any comments that might pertain the shape and size of Hotspur’s asshole. It’s called phrenology people. Try to keep up.
So here we are; another end of the week, or beginning to some of us. For most of us, it’s just another day on the endless treadmill of winning that is the glorious reign of God Emperor Donald Trump II, long may he, er, reign. As you may know, I’ve written quite a few songs for your enjoymentness over the years, most of which you rightly decided were utter crap. This song is no different because it’s about you.
This week’s model is of the Asian persuasion…which is a total shocker. In between eating sushi and playing checkers with marbles, she likes to giggle quietly behind her hand and fantasize about large reptile like creatures fighting large moth like creatures. Please put down your bucket of chardonnay and welcome Vicki Li!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And now it’s time for the test portion of today’s post. Please snuggle up with Vicki Li’s brother so you can get all the right answers.
1690 – The first paper money in America was issued by the Massachusetts colony. The currency was used to pay soldiers that were fighting in the war against Quebec.
1809 – The territory of Illinois was created.
1913 – The 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified. It authorized the power to impose and collect income tax.
1916 – In Ottawa, Canada’s original parliament buildings burned down.
1918 – The Twin Peaks Tunnel began service. It is the longest streetcar tunnel in the world at 11,920 feet.
1927 – The Federal Radio Commission was created when U.S. President Calvin Coolidge signed a bill.
1951 – Dick Button won the U.S. figure skating title for the sixth time.
1951 – The Tennessee Williams play, “The Rose Tattoo“, opened on Broadway in New York.
1998 – Texas executed Karla Faye Tucker. She was the first woman executed in the U.S. since 1984.
2009 – Eric Holder was sworn in as attorney general. He was the first African-American to hold the post.
2017 – MJ enjoys a fish stick.
Have a safe and wonderful weekend, everyone. Try not to trip and fall over a giant gold brick while watching a bunch of man-children cry on your phone. Tired of winning yet?
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*rests on laurels
Morning.
Nice tits
Who is Laurel?
Kind of old school, MJ. Niiiiice.
Morning. I got avocados yesterday, so I’m making guacamole later, followed by taco bowls.
#Winning
Fine model today MJ.
She’s not a hirsute mouth breather and can polish my samurai sword anytime
Ha! I just noticed the category, Brian Williams.
Heh, local news had a network story featuring some guy named Juan or Diego working on his avocado ranch and saying he fears for his livelihood because of the Evil Trump.
So it looks like BSA is in need of a competing organization or organizations for those who want their sons to understand basic science like sexual dimorphism in primates. American Heritage Girls seem to be doing nicely as a rival to the Grrrrl Scouts, so I know it’s possible.
Avocados, in Maine!?
I’m willing to give up avocados for the rest of my life if it gets The Wall built.
In catching up with what happened last night at “THE H2”, I noticed that Laura’s eyeballs ended up in Hotspur’s pocket for a bit.
Q: Laura, did you happen to see Hotspur’s cock?
I thought not.
And don’t bother me with all your “pocket cloth is opaque” bullshit.
Only in the grocery store in Maine or as an appetizer at casual dining restaurants
CA can grow them, but I’m willing to go along with CalExit too. I’d like to set a date for that now, just prior to the 2018 mid-terms. Give the assholes plenty of time to migrate and the good guys time to vacate.
Invading them in 2022 after they collapse will be good practice for the Trumpenmarines.
If you get around to looking at her face today you may find that she’s kind of a Caucasian looking Asian. I’m saying they’s a honkie in the woodpile somewhere.
Way to not completely ignore jewstin today, leon.
Who?
She’s gets chunkier as the photos continue down the page.
Mj, that thing at 1918 – you are a sick fuck.
I keep wondering how long those girls are going to live.
ww
How’s the flaming battery bidness today?
*turns blog sprinklers on
Old…… school……
If the battery warehouse/store catches on fire – no one is going into that building.
Yeah, no amount of water makes flaming lead acid okay.
Flaming Lead Acid was Battery Warehouse’s best album.
Chemicals are made for such fires. Your town probably has them.
Alicia Witt got old.
I’d still… you know.
She’s only a few months older than me, after all.
Same goes for Brigid Brannagh.
Oh, I would as well. But she’s moved into MILF territory.
Best possible situation for a 41yo woman, IMO.
hemicals are made for such fires. Your town probably has them.
A lot of the rules are aimed at safety for the firemen who may enter a building at the time of a fire. This is in regards to shelving height, etc … (what if it burns and falls on a fireman).
In this regard – if the battery warehouse goes “up” – no one is entering the building. That is generally why we roll our eyes at some of the codes.
Exactly, best thing you can hope for is that you aren’t upwind of another structure within 50′.
How’s the knee, CoAlexInEx?
Tushar is from Jersey, right? I think he’s older than 28 so this probably isn’t him. Probably.
http://tinyurl.com/z37oh3f
Pepe, better today. I think it’s more tightness in my leg that causes the pain.
I’m going to try and make it to sex cult once or twice a week once things quiet down a bit.
http://tinyurl.com/hluf2r7
Angry that Trump is POTUS, woman tries to run-down cop…
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2017/02/03/police-woman-upset-with-police-tried-to-hit-officer/
Well, shit!
You beat me, Scooter…
Please, leftards, continue to ensure that the cops will be on our side.
State police say 58-year-old Eileen Pierce tried to hit an officer directing traffic at a tree-trimming site on Route 69– allegedly driving her Subaru wagon directly at him, yelling out the window, and shaking her fist.
Bitter lesbian detected.
The trooper was in the process of moving from one telephone pole to another one when a dark-colored Subaru wagon heading south intentionally veered into the northbound lane and toward the trooper. The trooper was able to dodge the Subaru.
A Subaru you say…….I’ll be damned.
Timing is everything.
Bitter lesbian detected.
I lost $100 one time betting on Ohio State vs Purdue. But I’d still take the over on this one for at least $100.
“Later in 2014, the government’s Jay report found that more than 1,200 girls from Rotherham had been raped, trafficked, and abused by mostly Muslim gangs. The abuse was allowed to go on for around ten years because authorities were scared of accusations of racism, the report found.”
Doomed.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/02/03/shouts-allahu-akbar-court-muslim-sex-gang-sentenced-child-rape/
Nice jerb MJ, take the rest of the day off.
The English had better go further then Brexit if they want to continue being English. Chestless men, indeed.
As an aside, this is long, but gives some insight into how fucked Canada is: https://youtu.be/2ep2t5M6V-0
Not sure Briton is quite doomed yet (Brexit) but they are close. The adherents to the pedophile death cult should’ve been marched straight to the gallows, had pig balls stuck in their mouth and hung. And I hope they beat that bitches ass that tried to run down the trooper when they arrested her.
Having a big gathering in podunk tomorrow night for the in laws 50th anniversary. Should have about 250 people (mostly from town). Going to be interesting to see the reaction to the flag thing we had this week.
** flag is still up, but all indicators point to its disappearance this weekend
Haha, rush is on fire.
Media rediscovers U6 unemployment rate.
US enters economic slide as job growth remains below record levels
Well that didn’t take long. I can’t wait for Spicer’s response.
https://is.gd/lTaMKd
http://tinyurl.com/jfa5vhm
That may actually be man’s best friend, Pupster.
Has anybody called Hillary a cunt yet today?
http://tinyurl.com/z3l7he7
https://is.gd/wx181W
Dead on Friday. I wonder what everyone’s doing?
http://tinyurl.com/z9nrap7
Busy day today. Paula’s car made the news.
http://wabi.tv/2017/02/03/man-charged-in-hampden-crash/
Fractured sternum, probably from the air bag or belt. She’s sore as hell, gonna be worse in the morning I’m sure. The guy drove right through a stop sign in front of her.
https://is.gd/8wYj2D
^That’s for the didn’t scrape the windshield guy.
L to R
Paula, Pupster
https://is.gd/po0EJC
I hope she feels better soon. Bonus, you get to inspect the sternum 5 times a day!
Kinda need everyone’s opinion on this:
Bush wins by a few electoral votes but there aren’t any riots in the streets.
Trump wins by close to 700 million EVs and the left loses their shit for 3 months burning, rioting, and hurting people.
Am I misremembering? I don’t ever recall violence and riots like this unless something something LA.
Did Reagan face this kind of shit?
I’m the guy that found it when I went to the ER to see her between cases. She told me where it hurt and I palpated a little defect. It’s impacted in just a little and about the size of a quarter around. CXR was normal but chest CT showed the fracture and some air in the upper mediastinum so she had to have an upper GI. All good except for the fracture.
Damn, Jimbro. Wishing Paula a speedy recovery.
Be there for her and pamper her.
It’s a new level of craziness spurred on by social media and financiers like Soros (he’s the one we all know, I’m sure there are others)
Wow. She’s going to hate tomorrow.
I hope she bounces back quickly.
I’m making that my plan for the weekend. Between doing shit around the house and bossing the boys around she should be all set.
She was more upset that she was on the way home from crossfit and was all sweaty and wearing gym clothes in the same ER where she works. She only accepted ibuprofen.
Holy crap, Jimbro! I’m sure that made for a scary and shitty day. Thank goodness she’s not hurt worse. The pain is gonna be like sucking donkey balls, though.
Paula should ask your Mom about how to manage that part. Your mother being the expert on the matter.
Really glad your better half is ok, Jimbro.
We should think about banning seat belts. Always hurting people when they’re supposed to save you.
I found the Scottish Car in.
Well! Glad to hear she’s OK, all considered…
Good to hear that she’s fine, Jimbro.
I offered to make eggs in the morning to give her a break. She asked if I wanted her to make the home fries and bacon.
#notgettingit
#toughmainechick
She was driving the SUV?
He was going R-L and tore off her front end?
If so, she was really lucky. 5 feet ahead, or behind, of where she was and it would have been a lot worse.
I found the Scottish Car in.
She seems nice.
Glad to hear Paula is okay. Fuck the guy who hit her and…
https://is.gd/Sjhlt6
She was in the car driving south on the main road. The guy had the SUV and blew through a stop sign. She saw his car just for an instant before impact and air bag deployment. She really was in a state of shock. Her first thought was her boys could be orphans. A kind elderly woman, let’s call her “Your Mom”, had to calm her down in the middle of the road because she was hyperventilating.
She texted me about a bad accident and coming to the ER with a picture of the car. Nowhere did she mention it was her in the accident. When I saw the clear picture of the car involved I asked if she stopped to help.
Her and the ambulance guy got a laugh out of that.
Wow, Jimbro. #ToughMaineChick might be feeling pretty crappy manana.
OK, I can see it now.
5 feet away from t-bone. Lucky.
Damn, Jimbro. Prayers for her. Glad she’s doing okay.
How many Falcons Jerseys do you think I saw representing in the Club today?
Too many?
Prayers for Paula.
She said thank you to all the Hostage well wishers and gingerly worked her way upstairs to watch the Celtics/Lakers game and hopefully drift off to sleep.
“I palpated a little defect. It’s impacted in just a little and about the size of a quarter around.”
thank the Lord jimes knows chestesesssess
God speed for healing
I palpated all over your mom.
I just did a nostalgia run on youtube and the theme to Taxi came up. While I was listening to it, it suddenly occurred to me that the kids I go to school with probably have zero understanding or appreciation for instrumental music.
It’s undoubtedly so, actually. Frickin’ sad. There’s a lot more traditions about to bite the dust in the next twenty years.
Evening.
” I palpated all over your mom.”
so that was you….
hmmm
https://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/73080/j.1552-6909.1978.tb00919.x.pdf?sequence=1
scott you’re a funny fuk – i gotta meet you one of these days….
luv ya like a brother
Lauraw, we were talking old RKO movies in the breakroom, 20 yr old kid owns complete Abbott & Costello and the monster flicks. Watched with his grandfather.
it suddenly occurred to me that the kids I go to school with probably have zero understanding or appreciation for instrumental music.
I take it you’re not counting dubstep.
I was just thinking of an instrumental song that was out when I was a kid. Obviously a remake of the original.
https://is.gd/pmjC8V
There’s some new DeNiro movie called The Comedian (I believe) which sounds like it might be good. Hate his politics but he’s a damn good actor.
Haha, critics hate it!
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_comedian_2017/
The Comedian movie has some tenuous connection with another work called The Entertainer which made me think of that song.
http://tinyurl.com/jlgbhle
Was this it? http://tinyurl.com/j6kq3ve
Prayers and gentle hugs for Paula.
A slap is not quite a grab
https://is.gd/jq0cun
That was my first ‘driving song’.
hey jew!
ni t’all
i’m out
I may have driven my vw bug into a pond to that song
It was this one
https://is.gd/x2BV7Y
Now I know why it was popular…The Sting. I’m not sure I’ve seen that whole movie.
Thanks Roamy. It’s gonna be a long weekend.
I broke down and bought jeggings today.
LOL I went out tonight to see one of my favorite local bands.
When they passed the hat, I threw in what I thought was a ten. The light was dim.
It was a hundred.
Best night evar for FUBAR in Ann Arbor.
says nothing
looks away
FUBAR’d
Hotspurs ten was in his other jegging.
We listened to a Paul Winter album tonight. Instrumental gold.
I had no idea that I owned it.
I hope to God you at least got a request played out of that, Hospurt.
Mr. RFH gripes about Sirius radio, but the free radio stations here have really gone downhill in the last few years. The rock stations are stuck on the same 30 songs, the pop stations play Adele every other song, and the country stations don’t play country, they play CRAP. 80 years of country music, Nashville within shouting distance, and they are playing Jarrod Niemann, Thomas Rhett, and The Band Perry.
Nah, every one of their songs is awesome, so It was good.
Next time though, I will be a little more observant.
I just listened to Pineapple Rag. Magnificous.
And Easy Winner.
Dang.
Those rags were written by Scott Joplin. They became American favorites because we’re racists, and we hate the black man.
HHD and Root Beer Rag collide.
Nice one, Lauraw.
Never heard that one.
I learned about Scott Joplin during my first turn through higher education, lo these many years ago. This is a person of impressive personal achievement, forty years after the abolition of slavery.
He was unique to his time and a blessing to the world of music and art.
Going in kind of a different instrumental direction, I listened to this when I got to work today:
https://youtu.be/f2dQ3WbcF44
A friend of mine recently mentioned that he used to collect Martin Denny albums, so I thought I’d give some a listen.
And then, there’s this, which may be some kind of hate crime against Tushar:
https://youtu.be/p5owZr9vP7c
I watched the movie Ragtime.
Learned about the Piano Guys at IB. Followed the tragedy that happened last year. Watched them at the Inaugural Concert. Happy Birthday Michael.
I broke down and bought jeggings today.
Basic Oso is so basic she literally totes can’t even.
OMG, they are so comfy. Very flattering with sharkbite and tunictops.
Dementia MiL thinks I color my hair and lie about my age. Pudge eliminates wrinkles. 50+ ladies at work talking about hair dye at work. They all thought I color. Dude, like I’d choose “Dirty Blond” or “Messican Guera” as an actual color
Haha, “honest hair colors”
“Dirty Blonde”
“Messican Guera”
“Stripper Red”
Internet keeps crapping out so I finally bit the bullet and upgraded my phone plan to unlimited 4G so I could use it as a wi-fi hotspot. Netflix sucks, but so far my connection isn’t crapping out every hour. And it’s only about $10 more per month.
I’m watching some messican rom-com about a twenty-something professional woman who gets knocked up by an immature high-schooler. Don’t really care, I just think the actress is gorgeous.
“Daddy Issues Pink”
“Slash your tires one night blue”
“Asian Chick Who’s Not Good at Math Blonde”
Unicorn rainbow purple
Totally legit black
“Can’t Admit I’m 40” Brown.
50+ ladies at work talking about hair dye at work.
I know a gal who’s almost 50 who wants to dye the tips of her hair purple. Or maybe it was dye part of her hair purple. Either way it struck me as kind of silly for someone her age. I kept my mouth shut, however.
“Oops, You Fucked Up and Now You Look Like Garfield Red”
CoAlEx, my older sis dyes purple. Peacock mama at the Club is various shades. We H8 all her kids and hubby, too. I was at Membership when they moved from KY to NM for increased benefits. 6 kids. Max benefits
“Second Wife at the Swingers Club” Blonde
I don’t dye, I cut it short so you can’t see the grey.
“I can’t believe it’s not orange!”
You know you can’t keep lettin’ it get you down
And you can’t keep draggin’ that dead weight around.
If there ain’t all that much to lug around,
Better derp like hell when you hit the ground.
>>And then, there’s this, which may be some kind of hate crime against Tushar:
Ha ha ha! What the fuck is that? This is extra cringy for me because I am a Brahmin. Those guys sitting their with white clothes, bare torso, shaved head and a thread across their torso? That is how my ancestors used to dress just 3 generations ago.
Last night’s thread was very hurtful. You’re all bad people. That’s why I’m here, of course. But still.
Yikes, Jimbro. So glad Paula is okay.
Saturday is gonna be a good day.
I just slept for almost 12 hours. Seems excessive.
New Poat
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2017/02/04/super-saturday/
omment by Jay in Ames on February 4, 2017 1:21 am
I don’t dye, I cut it short so you can’t see the grey.
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That’s my MO too
How is she doing?