Super Saturday

I’ll bet she could get a ride if she wanted.

Good Grief

Woah.

Or, know around 10ish.

Uh huh.

142 Comments

  1. *goes for more coffee*

  2. Guard weekend. Possum up since 530 with varying degrees of happiness and runny nose.

  3. wakey wakey

    /throws $100 bill in pupster’s tip jar by mistake

  4. Give me some more coffee too, honey

    / throw another $100 at pupster

    Snap snap.

  5. Would you like to hear about our specials?

  6. *brings entire carafe of coffee*

    *puts head on CARin’s foot*

    *checks watch*

    For another fifty you can get random tail wagging.

  7. Morning.

  8. https://is.gd/BE4ofO

  9. Thanks for the reminder of why any time spent at reddit is a mistake.

  10. Hi Jewstin!

    *waves*

    Have they named any of the pre-fab concrete products after you yet?

    “Manholes by Jewstin”

  11. Imgur is like Reddit’s baby sitter

  12. I’d like you to list all your soups, then ask for a salad.

    List all the salad dressings and order ranch.

    List all your craft beer, then order a bud light.

    Ask for extra butter, sour cream and ketchup and not touch any of them.

    Ask for a water (because I’m so health conscience) to accompany my pop and then not drink it.

    Order Potato soap and fettuccine Alfredo and extra bread- but then a DIET coke.

    SIT AT YOUR TABLE FOR THREE HOURS DURING DINNER RUSH

  13. Order a New York strip, medium, then complain that its pink in the middle.

  14. Order your sirloin well then complain that it’s dry and tough.

  15. *checks watch*

    Well, I hope this has all been cathartic for you, but your hour is up.

    *rattles dog bowl with nose*

  16. We’re just going to sit here in your booth for a while and talk.

    IS that ok?

  17. So, there is a Champps (http://champps.com/) restaurant nearby, the food is OK. There is a mirrorball with spotlights on each side in the center of the restaurant, I always ask them to turn it on, so far none of the servers has ever seen it lit or even noticed that it is there. Bartenders says New Years Eve only.

    What a waste.

  18. Sure, no problem. just pull the door closed when you leave.

    *turns off all lights*

    *pulls fire alarm on the way out the kitchen door*

  19. I’d like to get to the point where they turn it on when I come in. Might take some serious tip monies.

  20. https://is.gd/_baby_Mare

  21. Y’all are boring as fuck.

    I don’t mean to sound threatening, but I’m going to have to do chores and shit if you don’t pick up the pace.

  22. Boring as fuck?! I’m feeling microaggressed. I should get money or a phone.

  23. I just finished being chore boy. Made coffee, offered sympathetic ear, got groceries, got firewood and started fire in stove, washed a shitton of dirty pots and pans and loaded dishwasher. Feet are up and I’m listening to the Best of Scott Joplin on youtube and will as long as I can stand it (it’s nearly 2 hours of ragtime piano music).

  24. Heed the warning men!

    https://is.gd/sZbMnd

  25. Baby mare made my family Lol.

  26. This is something I wanted to ask for a while. The only ‘stuff’ I have tried so far is cigarettes, cigars and alcohol.

    Never did anything more dangerous, and frankly have no idea where to get it.

    So, if I legally wanted to have a brief meeting with Ms Mary Jane, is there a way I can do it? I know it is now legal in many states, but I don’t know the fine print. I am curious to try it once to see what the hoopla is all about.

  27. Tushar, at least in Colorado most hotels won’t allow smoking indoors, and MJ isn’t allowed to be smoked in public areas. You could buy edibles and try it that way. Buy a pot brownie or two, go back to your hotel room, and enjoy.

  28. I have no strong desire to smoke pot. However, if it were legalized I’d probably try shrooms at least once.

  29. I would be concerned about buying legal weed.

    They probably require ID, so you might be added to their list of “known drug users.”

    Good luck getting a carry permit.

  30. I don’t know about edibles. I’ve heard that it’s easy for people with no resistance to massively overwhelm themselves that way. Like by eating a whole brownie (which is the normal thing to do) when they should only have a small piece of a brownie.

  31. They’re having a major cluster dealing with legal weed in ME. It was voted in last fall by citizen’s initiative and took effect the last day of January I think. After it won the legislature decided they needed to have some more laws to control it and they want to delay implementation.

    http://bangordailynews.com/2016/12/29/politics/anti-marijuana-forces-urge-maine-lawmakers-to-delay-legalization/

    Not sure where they are on this now. Also can affect your ability to buy a firearm.

    http://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/27/federal-agency-making-it-clear-marijuana-users-cant-buy-guns/

    I can’t imagine Trump making that more lax. Final caveat: today’s weed is a far cry from the weak stuff of my youth. Far more potent because the growers are good at what they do.

  32. The edibles apparently take longer to affect your system than a joint, so people who are new don’t realize it and take more while waiting for the effects to kick in.

    The problem is that no places allow smoking, which makes it hard for tourists. There are a few “pot tours” that have sprung up to meet the demand, but I don’t know much about them.

  33. https://is.gd/Gmbo6k

  34. Dirty pool at the Olympics

    nsfw

    https://is.gd/YCUIOm

  35. This is something I wanted to ask for a while. The only ‘stuff’ I have tried so far is cigarettes, cigars and alcohol.
    Never did anything more dangerous, and frankly have no idea where to get it.
    So, if I legally wanted to have a brief meeting with Ms Mary Jane, is there a way I can do it? I know it is now legal in many states, but I don’t know the fine print. I am curious to try it once to see what the hoopla is all about.
    ———————————
    We should have a meet up at my house.

  36. How is Paula feeling today?

  37. She’d feel better with her weed card.

  38. Like crap but she is not a person who stays still. She’s had ketorolac once today. I’ve been doing stuff to clean and cook but she still went to the older boy’s game. It’s down to the last few games and he probably won’t make varsity next year so this is it for HS b’ball.

  39. Toradol (ketorolac) by mouth is pretty effective. I first had it with my one and only kidney stone and it’s great stuff.

  40. isu in overtime at kansas. never thought I’d see it

  41. up 5, 2 mins left. they were down 15 in this game.

  42. That was way better than the Super Bowl.

  43. >>Toradol (ketorolac) by mouth is pretty effective. I first had it with my one and only kidney stone

    Toradol and kidney stone? Sounds like a cocktail MJ would make.

  44. Tushar, got to Ann Arbor, MI. Find ghetto bar. Ask for Grandpa.

  45. Boyfriend smokes. He would likely share.

  46. I got a guy…..

  47. Honestly Tushar, we should probably have a 420 meetup that one of the partakers can attend. Rent a house out in the woods, get small and listen to Scott Joplin.

    However, if it were legalized I’d probably try shrooms at least once.

    Same same, just make it a long weekend because that shit doesn’t go away after you eat a pizza.

    I’ve heard.

  48. *coughs*

  49. Who’d be down for an illicit pharmaceutical meetup? I’ve got:

    Tushar
    Hotspur
    Hotbride
    CARin (chaperone)
    Pupster
    Mrs. Puster
    MJ
    G.N.D (chaperone, bouncer)
    Scottw
    Lauraw (chaperone, bouncer)
    Colorado Alex (curious)
    Jimbro (medic)
    Sean (Driver)
    Mare (scold)
    Xbrad(scold)
    Oso (scold)
    Dan (megascold)
    Leon (statistics)
    Mrs. Leon (comedic relief from statistics)

  50. Jewstin (menu)

  51. Today I took (autistic) Boy1 to the hardware store, health food store, regular grocery store. I showed him (again) what I expect the dishes to look like after he cleans, showed him how to clean kitchen counters and floors after dishes (again). We talked about politeness versus political correctness versus manners, discussed family ties against the backdrop of disfunction, and discussed protests and rioting and the differences of each.

    *sips White Russian out of Best Dad mug*

    I made Boy2 go shopping with Mrs. Pupster and get new pants and shoes. Made breakfast and dinner for everybody, and didn’t kill the dog.

    *makes another caucasian with extra half and half*

    It’s been a good day.

  52. Who’d be down for an illicit pharmaceutical meetup? I’ve got:

    Someone needs to buy a house on some acreage in the middle of nowhere.

    We’ll set up yurts and a bonfire.

  53. Tomorrow I am smoking and then grilling chicken wings, plain (salt and pepper), sezuan and buffalo. I have a cold cheese plate with peppered salami and three kinds of crackers. I have ranch and blue cheese dressing, celery sticks and carrots (organic non-gmo) and kettle chips with sea salt cooked in avocado oil.

    Also, I poated today.

  54. *tips Sam Adams beer in a generally northwestern direction*

  55. If I rented an 8 bedroom house in The Outer Banks, could we fill it?

    I’m asking because I’ve thrown that out before and gotten no takers.

  56. We’ll have time to travel soon.

    We’ll have money to travel in a couple years.

  57. I’ve got no money for traveling and won’t have any until next year at the earliest.

  58. We may take a cheap vacation in May or June.

    If so, it will be our first in 20 years.

  59. Running guns to Mexico doesn’t count as a “vacation”.

  60. CA in exile it does if guns are your hobby not your business.

  61. This is where we spent our days.

    We usually had it to ourselves http://tinyurl.com/zal7ffy

  62. We need a corporate sponsor.

  63. I vote Pupster to get a Hardee’s tattoo.

    Hardee’s: Proud Sponsor of the 2017 Hostage Weed and Whiskey Meatup.

  64. Count me in for a meatup. Any place, any time.

  65. If it’s in AC, I’ll bring grills and smoke a couple of dinners.

  66. *rubs hands together*

    Atlantic City.

    When does Laura graduate, assuming she doesn’t crash and burn a semester or two?

  67. Shrooms are fun. Acid is fun. Weed is fun, but if you keep doing it, it kills any ambition you might have. I gave it all up back in ’98 so I could devote more time to my drinking.

  68. I think graduation is 5/20 or 5/21, then she is off until a licensing exam in July.

  69. July 4th weekend, Atlantic City beach house.

  70. The 4th is a tuesday this year. Arrival on Saturday.

  71. Isn’t that a pretty crappy weekend to try and travel?

  72. July works for me. August is reserved for India visitt. Parents are getting old. I try to visit altrnate years.

  73. Available for $1115 a night, 7BR sleeps 15.

    https://www.vrbo.com/4207782ha#reviews

    $160 per night per bedroom

  74. I’m just throwing it out there. I’ll have Monday and Tuesday off work. Fireworks. Flags. Getting Tushar stoned.

  75. I can stop in Ohio and drop off the Pupster boys.

  76. This year won’t work. July is right in the middle of my final quarter, and it’s going to be midterms and projects up the ass.

    Next year, however…

  77. I like the idea.

    June would be a lot cheaper, especially for those flying.

    We’ll go either way.

  78. https://is.gd/ks7aN1

  79. Some girl just walked by wearing a pair of these:

    https://is.gd/tqcSvY

    Anybody want to guess what they sell for?

  80. Memorial Day is May 29. Better?

    Y’all provide some feedback here. I’ve never been to Atlantic City.

  81. Someone needs to buy a house on some acreage in the middle of nowhere.
    We’ll set up yurts and a bonfire.

    *coughs*

    Our farm is down a long gravel road…about a half mile…only two neighbors over the age of 60. Both vets. They wouldn’t be able to smell a thing.

  82. Nearest hotel, 20 miles away.

    Three bedrooms…two family rooms, big enough for several cots each. Three toilets.

  83. Needs moar toilets.

  84. Not if you have enough acreage.

  85. Is oso taking a break from the internets or just facechimp?

  86. They have shovels.

  87. >>Anybody want to guess what they sell for?

    That urls goes to Gucci website. Which means this hideous piece of shit sells for a lot more that it is worth.

  88. Nine. Hunnret. Fitty.

  89. Down with transphobes!

  90. I’m at work. I was spoofing on all the people whining about Trump. I do h8 Fleetwood Mac though

  91. As we were walking out of the cafe in Paris, a lady (who obviously heard us speaking American) said, “Well, What do you think of Trump!”

    The other pilot with me (who is much quicker of thought) said, ‘Madame, I think he is the President.”

    And we kept walking to the next bar and she was left sputtering.

  92. Obvious Headline is Obvious…

  93. The European fascination with Trump is baffling to me.

    I was in Ireland during the primaries last year. All the people in the pub wanted to talk about was Trump! Like i knew anything.

    I casually explained that I don’t even remember what weird Celtic name you call your Prime Minister, much less who the current occupant is.

    Evidently it’s called the Taoiseach, and I have no idea who the current occupant is.

    After talking it over a few pints one of the guys explained that there are more Irish in the USA than there are in Ireland.

  94. On St. Paddy’s day, everyone has a little Irish in them. Or is trying to.

  95. In fairness, the election of a US President has consequences for the rest of the world. The Irish Prime Minister… not so much.

  96. They were protesting Trump over immigration in the UK the other day.

    WTF?

    They can’t go outside without getting raped and they want to tell us how great muslim immigration is.

    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  97. In 20 years the travel bans will apply to most of Europe.

  98. The sad thing is the other pilot I was flying with was at the Louve the day before we flew out!

  99. Car in hates you all.

    Very much.

  100. She needs to tell us herself. Preferably in an adorable Scottish accent.

  101. The other pilot with me (who is much quicker of thought) said, ‘Madame, I think he is the President.”

    Excellent. Though it would have been fun to ask her how she likes her new normal of jihad and being in danger in certain no-go areas of France, as a woman.

  102. I can’t find it on the intertubes, but look up an old Bill Whittle essay called ‘Boyd and the Green Spot’. I think it perfectly explains Trump.

  103. Rape is patriotic.

  104. beasn, you can’t talk to eurotards like they’re normal people.

    You ask them, ‘how many guns do you have?’ They look at you in stunned silence.

    They ask me the same question and ask them to give me a minute, I have to count them all.

    Then I ask, ‘Do Shotguns count? Because I have four of those.’

    ‘How about pistols?’

    ‘Rifles?’

    ‘Military sniper rifles?’

    You’re really going to need to be more specific before you ask a Texan about his armory.

  105. If you don’t tolerate rape, you are racist.

  106. Idiots.

  107. Evidently it’s called the Taoiseach, and I have no idea who the current occupant is.

    Paddy O’Furniture.

  108. Taoiseach is actually an ancient and venerable position in Irish mythology. It refers to one of their oldest myths, about a man who guarded a vast treasure. The title is actually translated as “Keeper of the Lucky Charms”.

  109. I vaguely knew it was Taoiseach but I’ll be damned if I could spell it the right way. We were watching Bruins-Maple Leafs and after Oh Canada the boy asked who the president of Canada was. I told him it’s called the Prme Minister up there and his name is French: Douche Trudeau.

  110. Back when I had the Russian job (check the archives), I had a supporting role in embarrassing the Taoiseach.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/yeltsin-and-the-comedy-of-errors-at-shannon-1.907708

    Yep, I was the USAF pilot who escorted them out of the US. I was on the IL-62 when this clown show happened. It was hilarious to watch.

    Back in the 90’s my job was classified, but now it’s not.

    I was so damn glad to get off of that airplane! I spent the next two days in a state of not-sober.

  111. A much younger and thinner USAF Captain Phat was the escort pilot on that shitshow. I spent two days in Langley after I got home.

    They were trying to get me to remember every freaking detail.
    I couldn’t. Because Ireland and whisky.

  112. And I’m Irish.

    Seriously CIA, you didn’t see this coming?

  113. Did you ever work with an Army linguist named Stephen Dick?

  114. Oso, how many flatscreen rentals did you load today?

  115. Was Dick a particularly cunning linguist?

    /Obligatory

  116. 10. Including 2 75 inch curved Samsung 4K

  117. He gave his son the Serbian name Dragan. Dragan Dick.

  118. I spent 6 hrs of my 8 hr shift Spotting for the Forklift team

  119. Spottin spottin spottin
    Keep that shit from droppin
    on those members shoppin
    Sam’s Club!

  120. CoAlEx…😜 RL friend was working for Home Depot when off aisle kid was killed

  121. WP is being a douche. GN

  122. She said “I’ll throw myself away,
    They’re just photos after all”
    I can’t make you derp around.
    I can’t wash you off my skin.
    Outside the frame, is what we’re leaving out
    You won’t remember anyway

  123. wakey wakey

  124. Sooooooo, Penelope decided to rearrange the living room last night. Now we have no TV, I’m sure the Super Bowl will sound great on Radio. SMH

  125. f I rented an 8 bedroom house in The Outer Banks, could we fill it?

    I’m asking because I’ve thrown that out before and gotten no takers.

    yes.

    I’d love to hate all of you guys in person.

  126. Plus, I could show MJ how real bartenders to it.

    Mostly we do it with mean looks and disdain for those who order blender drinks.

  127. http://tinyurl.com/zu2bmkg

  128. I have one chore today.

    Smoke the salmon.

    That’s it!

  129. My to-do list is enormous, but all I can do is watch Possum and keep her happy.

  130. I’ll in for a pharma weekend.

    The H2: Brought to you commercial free by Pfizer.

  131. I’ll go to some crossfit box while everyone gets stoned.

  132. I really don’t want to go to work . ugh.

  133. Yesterday, I got my first table at 1 pm. 4 hours later I asked them to cash out because I was leaving.

    They didn’t leave until 8 pm.

    7hours.

    They tipped me $16 (80 bill). They tipped the night girl $5. Took her table ALL night.

    she sent me an ugly snap chat.

  134. Atlantic city is a 2 hr drive for me. If someone wants to fly into Newark, NJ or Philly, I can offer them a to and fro ride. I have a van that can seat six adults and one midget.

  135. If we rent a big house, the debauchery we can indulge in would be phenomenal. MJ, you can’t fly in with a ton of alcohols/juices/condiments etc needed for cocktails. I can manage that part locally. Just give me a list of what you need, and I will handle it.

  136. Comment by scott on February 5, 2017 9:24 am
    http://tinyurl.com/zu2bmkg

    Hey look, it’s me on a conference call!

  137. I am going to try and figure out how to make that my ringtone.

  138. New poatse.


Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Comments RSS