Welcome to Monday.
As you read this, I’ll be out moving approximately 4 tons of snow the hard way. Well, the hard way would be barehanded, and I will be cheating by using a shovel.
Fortunately, I haven’t been working out at all lately, so this will probably kill me. At the very least I’m going to have to burn precious vacation time to take care of it. I’d wanted to do this today, of course, but the snow came 12 hours late. I spent an hour digging in the middle of the storm so Benny could go outside without swimming in it. It’s well over his head.
Stockings aren’t proper workout gear, but you knew that.
Those hoop earrings aren’t really good gym garb either.
Not pictured: my backyard.
Crackfat is still awful, but I’d like to watch these girls wallball a while.
Is she squinting?
Pink booty.
Time for a selfie.
Maybe one more of those.
Are those jodhpurs?
B&W fight.
Her slippers are really cute. On a fat chick they wouldn’t be, though, so Rosetta shouldn’t wear these.
SNOWMAGGEDDON! SNOWPACALYPSE! SNOBAMA!
UPDATE, MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!—-This is a picture of Leon. He’ll probably comment that it isn’t really him because he doesn’t have a tattoo. Meh.
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The circus has left town. I guess we’ ll have to be satisfied with just bread for the time being.
Hoop earring girl makes my travel squad.
Got my ISU shirt on for good luck. Screw it, casual Monday!
http://is.gd/Ukknfz
I hate these bitches.
We slept in till 0700. Paula woke up in a panic that the kids were late for school (no snow yet). With one kid in the shower and one struggling to get dressed she realized school was cancelled. Dogs were barking, lights were on, voices were raised….yeah, I’m up now.
Todays MMM is not dripping with testosterone, but to counter any residual effects, Katy Perry’s hypnoboobs.
Barely SFW
Nice gif buff. I also like the HAHAHA pic at the mothership.
Morning
http://www.wmur.com/money/nh-lottery-launches-1-baconscented-scratch-ticket/30796374
What haha pic?
Gomerm, hostage-touchers.
Home from school today due to the presence of illions and illions of precious, unique, and individually beautiful snowflakes.
Writing a couple papers that are due this week and studying for an exam. WHEEEE
So far, everyone has a snow day here but me.
They’re going to have zero fun here without me.
http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad81/rdbrewer/rdbrewer001/ca4de81c-11e4-4fb7-bfb7-e2e676dd6a59_zpsr0qpy5kk.jpg~original
If you click it at AoS it leads to the funny
I’m taking a snow day. It’s that or pay a guy $100 or more to dig it for me. 15″.
I get a day off of work, thanks Snowbama!
I had the weirdest dream last night…
Pete Carroll, the coach of Marshawn Lynch and the rest of the Seahawks was throwing a pass on a 2nd and goal from the one yard line. And it got intercepted by the Patriots to end the game.
Man, something was off in that salsa I guess…
No snow day here. Was late to work, because everyone left their driving skills in a snowbank somewhere. 25mph, really?
2nd and one.
Still laughing.
That’s the Pete Carroll I remember with the Chiefs.
He’s an Iowa State coaching alum, too.
Pete Carrol’s facial appearance reminds me of John Kerry
Pretty view outside my office today
Nice Jay!
Why’s everything so flat?
I had the same thought as I drove to the dump yesterday. The road it’s on is bordered by towering evergreens and following Saturday’s storm it was beautiful (the road to the transfer station, not the actual transfer station!)
Why’s everything so flat?
What? There’s a little hill over in the distance by those trees.
Flat, pshaw.
Is… is that a picture of Dickbutt on the roof of that Toyota??
Time to shovel. It’s 17 degrees, windy, and it is sleeting.
This is gonna suck.
The NE is home to all of the smart people where it snows, taxes are ridiculously high, and you need a permit to wipe your ass.
But the South is full of idiots.
Got it.
“you need a permit to wipe your ass.”
We use toilet paper you idiot.
http://tinyurl.com/ptufb35
Morning! Headed to Austin. Work, then visit with kid.
Safe travels Dave.
Scott, please report to room 1 for reeducation.
You have commented an unfair amount and are subject to the CT comment tax. For the children.
Please bring your checkbook!
The NE is home to all of the smart people where it snows, taxes are ridiculously high, and you need a permit to wipe your ass.
But the South is full of idiots.
Fighting with snow and ice selects for intelligence.
Unfortunately intelligence often leads to the arrogant belief that you can make better decisions for everyone and not just yourself.
Unfortunately intelligence often leads to the arrogant belief that you can make better decisions for everyone and not just yourself.
I’m smart enough to make better decisions for everyone. I just choose not to.
I’m smart enough to know that anyone trying to make decisions on behalf of other people — who aren’t your own children — is a damned fool.
I shoveled for 2 hours. I’m about half done.
Get the chicken coop cleaned out? Chicken thighs made?
Chop chop!
I’m putting ribs in the oven before I go back out. And the coop cannot be cleaned when it’s below 32 degrees. Chickenshit freezes solid.
WSJ digital is a rip. $12.99 introductory sucka price got jacked up to $29 after 3 mo. Thats a paddling’!
Fighting with snow and ice selects for intelligence.
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2015/02/02/naked-man-auburn-hills/22745451/
Poor Leon. Poor, poor Leon.
I read so many articles on WSJ that the subscription fee is worth it for me. After 9/11 I was reading 2 or 3 print papers a day. My trips to the transfer station included a lot of newspapers to recycle. No more.
SRG, are you suggesting that he wasn’t being selected against?
Just saying, dumb and crazy can survive a while in the warmer places. Winter is basically racist against the dumb and crazy.
No, I’m saying I didn’t know you wear a cowboy hat, and you’re taller than I thought.
Just read the article at IB about water heaters.
I’ll be installing a new one next month, thinking about buying a spare.
He has hair on his head. Can’t be me.
That’s good jimebro. You should just investigate if they will lower your rate. they begged me to stay saying that they would offer me $14/mo but I told them no because of their trickery in raising rates unannounced. I would feel differently if they had sent me an email to the effect, “Hey, Jackee. we are jacking you for twice the introductory rate effective immediately.”
I’m glad it pencils for you. I have too much to read as it is.
Budweiser keeps running an ad before my Youtube videos. It pokes fun at hipsters and microbreweries. I’m not a Bud drinker, but I do have to give them props for this one.
InBev (Budweiser) just bought the most successful microbrewery in Bend, OR.
Good afternoon. Whose turn is it to inflate Chumpo’s mom?
Yeah, that’s been happening a lot, from what I understand.
We’re gonna die
http://is.gd/1l5dTC
What is all that white shit?
Cyn is really Al Sharpton?
What is all that white shit?
Cocaine.
*packs a bag for CT*
It’s pure Snow! Do you know what the street value of that stuff is?
I SWEAR, OFFICER, I HAVE NO IDEA OF ITS VALUE.
Can I see your gun? Will you taze CoAlex?
God I love cocaine. The problem is that everything about it is completely true, therefore it will always be available.
*makes note to diversify into cocaine, gold, and robot insurance
Austin report: Still weird.
Good job Austin
Question: does MJ look like his avatar when he’s on cocaine?
Does MJ look like his abatarn while he’s on the cocaine?
This post has been updated like a MFer.
Sadly, I’m too old for real drugs.
Comment by Jay in Ames on February 2, 2015 4:49 pm
Can I see your gun? Will you taze CoAlex?
Over/under that Cyn has not only the uniform and handcuffs, but the tazer as well?
MJ, the answer, apparently, is to move to NYC
Nobody likes quitter.
Hoop earrings girl kind of looks like a sluttier Jennifer Lawrence.
(from the article @ Comment by Colorado Alex on February 2, 2015)
-The Drug Addict is a therapist who can drink a bottle of Cabernet in one sitting.
*Makes the Psshhh sound, rolls eyes.*
COLex, how many General Lee style jumps have you done in your new Tacomer? (today)
CoLex, I don’t know if Cyn has a tazer, but she’s got a fine gun collection. Which she made a point to show to me when I visited.
stimulants and growth retardation:
http://www.jaacap.com/article/S0890-8567%2809%2961912-2/abstract?cc=y
How quaint. You know a poseur wrote the story when a bottle of wine is involved as some sort of shocker.
No great (read bad) story starts with ‘my girlfriends and I were all chatting in a nice, upscale Manhattan bar over a bottle of Cab.’
Plllfffftt.
now it’s time to go shovel empire state coldcaine
Chumpo, none, unfortunately. I do want to buy one of those NERF machine guns and mount it on the back, however.
Xbrad, if she’s waving it around while chasing you from her property, it doesn’t count.
MJ, I was thinking more about the pot, cocaine and prescription drug abuse.
FTR, Cyn didn’t chase me off the property. She showered me with gifts of glorious bacon and fantabulous beef stroganoff.
This post has been updated like a MFer.
How’d you find me in my kitty singlet?
I have shoveled for 4.5 hours. Still not done.
Dammit Leon, I’m gonna find a kitty singlet and buy it for you.
Cyn. Remember this for next year.
I don’t really need one. I’ve got 6. One for every day but Sunday.
Some good looking chicks this week, leon. Except for #1. Former dude. Former Russian dude.
Sunday deserves a kitty singlet.
Make it happen.
Go home MJ, you’re drunk.
http://is.gd/KaTmiy
That’s Templar Singlet Day.
Templar Singlet Day.
Hahahahahahaha1
Check; got it.
Okay, time to go finish clearing the driveway.
Or pass out in the snow and die.
Fuck itDammitGosh darn it, I’m not cleaning that up.My Lord…Is a Suplex Lord.
My Lord…Is a Camel Clutch Lord!
Cross Fit.
Fingers started to go numb. Fatigue I can handle, I’m not risking frostbite.
You need a snow blower or a plow.
Adopt several kids with strong backs and short, thick necks.
You need a couple of kids.
Not necessarily your own, mind you. Someone else’s kids will work fine. Just keep them in cages in the basement when not needed for manual labor. Or rent them out to make wallets.
I won a Toro snow thrower several years ago. I love that thing.
It only weighs about 35 lbs and it will blast through a foot of snow
Cross Fit.
http://tinyurl.com/qddarxt
I’d only need a snowblower about twice a year. I can’t risk us not being able to get out when the baby’s here. And it will be at least two or three years until I can make the baby shovel.
I sit in the condo with a warm drink and watch them clear the snow and ice.
That should have a “However, ” at the start of the second sentence.
Trapped soul
I shoveled out your mom.
That’s nice MCPO, if they show up promptly.
could Gordon Ramsay be Geoff’s long lost twin brother?
Looks more like the boyfriend bit it, but sure, trapped soul.
I want to believe.
Huh, I just looked and I won the $5 super bowl squares. One of the x-ray techs runs them and I’ve won $0.00 several years in a row. Maybe I’ll invest my windfall in some scratch tickets.
I just looked at the Bruce Jenner story at the HQ. The pace of the decline of Western Civilization has evidently picked up serious steam while we were distracted by the president’s constant fuckups. I now fully expect to have to become a cannibal in order to survive into my seventies.
Bruce is just jealous of all the attention the women around him are getting.
That or he loves the cock.
I look forward to the breakdown of society. I am ruthless and I know how to do things.
The H2’s will be fine. See you at the BBQ.
I had no idea who Bruce Jenner was when a friend made me watch an episode of the Kardashians.
Me: Who’s that ugly chick?
Friend: That’s Bruce Jenner.
Me: Bruce is a guy’s name. Did she used to be a guy?
Friend: He’s still a guy.
Me: . . . Uh-huh.
Yeah, that’s one of the least surprising announcements of the last couple years.
Bruce Jenner won gold in 1976.
I remember.
Get the fuck off of my lawn!
I also blame the internet: http://i.imgur.com/aXD0q4y.gif
So apparently it’s no big deal that we all engage in and enable mass delusions. Reality doesn’t matter, only your feelings matter.
Wasn’t he on a box of Wheaties?
Heh. Just saw this a few minutes ago…
The 1976 Olympics were awesome!!! We had just returned to the US and could watch them in English. The 1972 Olympics were horrific. We could tell something bad was going on, but couldn’t understand Chinese.
Hey. Hey hey hey, now. Wait up a bit, there, Sonny.
Bruce Jenner is an American athletic hero, and a revered Olympian.
http://is.gd/zaawE6
http://is.gd/8ox8nr
http://is.gd/HL6trS
And by ‘Olympian,’ I mean “Greek as a boy can be”
Don’t make me Google. Wasn’t he in Don’t Stop the Music with the Village People?
Oops. Can’t Stop the Music. Why yes, yes he was.
Seriously though the guy has had some weird surgeries. I don’t get it. He was such a stud back in the day.
He could be the white Michael Jackson of plastic surgery. If his nose gets any sharper he can wade out in the swamp and stab fish with it.
What is is with these world class track athletes? Carl Lewis was a little light in the loafers too. If he’d have married a gold-digger with a couple of fatass whores for daughters, maybe he could have himself a show as well.
Bruce’s 2 daughters with Pimp Mama Kris are seriously messed up. Beautiful girls. CYS in Cali could’ve built a case just by watching the show.
Jesse Owens? Gay as a french horn.
I’ve had it up to HERE with the SB Sunday tie to domestic violence. We had 4 shootings in 2 days…yawn…and local media is hyping the OMG Super Bowl leads to domestic violence angle.
PG, don’t you live in the town where the 4th-grader with The Ring of Death got suspended?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-boy-suspended-bringing-ring-power-school-article-1.2099103
Mr. TiFW’s nephew was a coach there a few years back….
We had to put up with SB crap here every day for the last week, all morning show long.
Wait… not having to hear about real world crap was actually kinda nice come to think of it.
That’s what life is like here EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR around Oscars time, Cyn.
But.. but… the Oscars!! Squeeeee!1!!
Yeah…no.
This guy would really jazz up the Oscars. Yeah.
MCPOs playing his old records again………..
http://tinyurl.com/kd8mczp
I love left side shark. LOL
Pepe, the one in the middle is the chick.
Oso, which one is MCPO?
NoOnly lips that have touched alcohol will touch those lips.None of them. MCPO was a hippie.
Did anybody swear they would smack anybody else if they didn’t stop emphasizing that lispy “th” sound like a pretentious douchebag while talking about the places they visited in Spain today?
Boooooooo. http://spaceflightnow.com/2015/02/03/aging-mars-rover-could-be-shut-down/
Place may be lousy with robots, but at least it doesn’t have autism.
Good morning!
Just finished my check ride here in Houston.
Having a celebratory cocktail, then off to bed.
Any interesting maneuvers in the hop? Hi yo-yo? Lag pursuit roll?
Xbrad,
Last night was the maneuver val, where it’s the standard emergency stuff: engine failures, aborts, fires, go-around’s, etc. iI’s a busy, stressful 4 hours.
Tonight was the ‘line oriented evaluation’. You get handed the paperwork for a normal flight, brief it up and the hop into the sim to ‘fly’ it.
The point of the check ride is that some minor things go wrong, systems malfunctions (but nothing that would drive you to declare an emergency), weather diverts, etc.
It’s an evaluation of how you work as a crew to solve problems and follow SOP’s. It was a fair scenario and we did good.
So what you’re saying is, you can’t remember how/when to use a hi yo-yo.
I’ll have to send you a copy of Shaw’s fighter tactics.
Xbrad,
I was air to mud, not air to air.
The hi yo yo is basically the front half of the ‘Cuban eight’.
A variation of the WW I era Immelmann, but it allows you to reverse course without going inverted and keep eyes on target.
We did something similar in the Hog to quickly return to the target, but we had to keep our energy state higher. Depending on airspeed/altitude it could be anything from a level 6g turn to a modified yo yo.
Damn, been 20 years since I’ve thought about this.
IOW, a Wingover.
Xbrad,
Since you are such an air combat enthusiast, I’m sure you’ve read this.
http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000171.html
40 Second Boyd.
Cyn, it’s not sexual. Get your mind out of the gutter!
A really well done article from Bill Whittle’s site.
It’s an out of plane turn to prevent overshooting the enemy, and generally gain angles. The Low Yo Yo generates closure. The High Yo Yo is an energy fighter’s means of turning with an angle fighter.
http://www.flightsimbooks.com/jfs/page100.php
Phat, I loaned Hugh Hewitt my copy of a biography of Boyd, and that fucker still hasn’t returned it.
And yeah, I was reading Whittle back when EEE was the only place to find him.
The thing that has always surprised me about Boyd is that the Marines were the first to embrace his ‘OODA Loop’ concept.
Not only quick to embrace it, but to modify it for ground combat. That was genius.
Obviously, I was never a fighter pilot, but I wish my dad (F-100’s in Vietnam) was still alive so i could ask him if he’d ever heard of Boyd and what he he thought about the concepts.
No one here knew my dad, but for me that’s an interesting thought experiment.
Phat, as much as I admire Boyd, his following is approaching cult like status, where they chant OODA! and that’s the end of the discussion.
Funny thing is, the Army’s AirLand Battle doctrine was very OODA-ish in emphasising agility as a mental as well as physical property, and did it independently of Boyd, and in many ways, before Boyd clarified his thesis (or really, his slideshow, which is the only way it was ever truly presented). The Army was talking about being inside a decision cycle (though using different terms) long before Boyd.
Xbrad,
I agree.
Whenever leadership starts incorporating combat doctrine into in-garrison stuff it leads to problems. The AF was notorious for it.
Patton was the Boyd of his era. I wonder how he would have molded Army tactics had he not died so tragically.
Been drinking too much to talk any more military doctrine.
Or maybe I’m on the edge of a breakthrough….
Good night, nice citizens.
What goes derp must come down
Spinnin’ wheel, got to go round
Talkin’ ’bout your troubles, it’s a cryin’ sin
Ride a painted pony, let the spinnin’ wheel spin
Patton had an instinctive feel for the battlefield. Bradley had an intellectual grasp of it. No one was better at sizing up where the key point of the battle was. There was a reason Ike put Brad over Patton.
Also, your mom’s a whore.
Busy day ahead.
Minus 1 out there.
An Immelmann sounds like fun in a C5.
Wakey wakey
Good morning! I saw this news story this morning & figured Carin prolly knew these folks
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2015/02/two_detroit_residents_charged.html
I don’t mean Carin knows the criminals, either, although – on second thought – she might know them, too, if they’ve ever bought batteries from her. But the “victim”… Very cool, anyway.
😉
Yea, Jazz, that was on my local facebook feed- I follow the Lapeer Sheriff page. I was just up on that road (Five Lakes in North Branch) on Sunday picking up some stuff.
Whoa, an 11 y/o with a 12 gauge she uses for hunting? She’s badass!
You can have local feeds on facebook? Hell, I can’t even get it to sort by time.
I’d make a poat, but MJ would just stomp it anyway.
I’ll be cool about it. Promise.
J’ames – I have three local ones that are good. One is a “swap” board – people swapping whatever (I got 7 wooden chairs for $45 on Sunday from the swap). Services (whore mouths, shut them). Yesterday it was filled with “Can anyone plow my drive for $X” and “Will plow drive”/teenagers advertising snow shoveling.
The other two are news alert ones. Some dude listens obsessively to the police scanner and posts that stuff and the other is the Lapeer Sheriff feed.
Lapeer Sheriff feed.
AKA Dunkin Donuts
I’m a little sore today.
We don’t have that many Dunkin outlets, PG. Too many Tim Horton’s.
house tidy done. Is it warm enough to go outside yet?
It’s 6F here. So no.
Still 1 here, so you have the summer weather so far today.
I sweated through 3 layers yesterday, including my windbreaker, so I know it was pretty warm then. I stripped down to my t-shirt after a while.
J’ames – I have three local ones that are good. One is a “swap” board – people swapping whatever (I got 7 wooden chairs for $45 on Sunday from the swap). Services (whore mouths, shut them). Yesterday it was filled with “Can anyone plow my drive for $X” and “Will plow drive”/teenagers advertising snow shoveling.
I hear your mom offers swapping services. Lots of plowing going on there.
Hey Alex, so are you dating the 16yo now?
No. Dear Lord no.
I can’t stand women younger than 22.
WTFITS? Everyone migrated over to the HQ this morning?!
That’s age-ist.
Lauraw post. Show the love, or at least define the social awkwardness.
I’ve got some post-brothmaking oxtail and short ribs to take out to the chickens. I hope I survive.
Comment by leoncaruthers on February 3, 2015 10:34 am
That’s age-ist.
What can I say? I prefer women who have some life experience and have safely passed through the years where mental illness starts to emerge. You prefer women with dicks. To each their own.
We’re up to 6 degrees!
The deer were bedded down in the woods behind my house this morning. It was 3º. They didn’t seem to mind it.
I am officially sick of snow.
We have almost 3 feet on the ground.
You should put a snow fence in your neighbor’s yard.
Comment by some random guy on February 3, 2015 10:38 am
Lauraw post. Show the love, or at least define the social awkwardness.
Yeah, if Humpy is planning to move to Texas, she’s gonna hafta get over that awkwardness right quick – we’re FRIENDLY in these here parts….
14 degrees!!! wooh ooo.
You prefer women with dicks.
This is a popular myth, I know, but it is merely myth.
My homemade block heater works.
Truck is running!
After much protest.
He should dump that fat chick in a hurry. Her friend Lisa is a slut anyhow.
Good mornin….
What in the wide wide world of sports is goin’ on here?!
I’ve got nothing.
CoAlex, the article you linked about the Brooklyn douchebaggery….what a bunch of worthless PoS.
Nationwide is on your side. Of the grave.
I hired you people to build a railroad, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
2nd and one.
* laughs *
At least you have something to tide you over during baseball season.
Beasn, I know. It’s amazing the narcissism and stupidity that runs rampant in leftist enclaves.
Home from school. I haven’t checked back on that post at mothership yet, but thanks in advance to all of you who visited.
Scott is shoveling the roof so I get to sit here and listen to things go thump and clunk and shoot off the roof while I keep running to the window to make sure none of those things was him.
He’s going to give me a bad ticker.
Hey Geo. Everything ok in the Land Beyond?
*flix a lima bean at Lawraw and runs off to Cosco*
Everything’s fine inside the coffin. C’mon in, the embalming fluid’s warm!
Scott needs to MacGyver a system of tarps and pulleys for the roof to easily remove the snow without having to rake from the ground or climb up there.
You guys could be brazillionaires with that, plus the BBQ Showermate Thingy™.
I’m not building any fucking railroad.
*carries on dancing*
For Scott.
I saw BBQ Showermate Thingy™ open for Big Audio Dynamite in 1993.
http://is.gd/7n79Wc
BREAKING: Obama nominates Pete Carroll for Secretary of Defense
So Obama’s sons put the Jordanian pilot in a cage and lit him on fire. No doubt Obama just shrugs and snorts another line.
I feel sick.
**gives Laura a brief no-teeth half smile**
Beasn, the important thing is, they didn’t waterboard him.
I bet Scott could voodoo something moar better than your video, ‘Spur; otherwise, that’s a pretty nifty version of the avalance snow rake thingy.
*notifies broker to sell all shares of Hotspur and move to buy-and-hold Scott*
http://is.gd/7n79Wc
This made me giggle like Rosetta getting frisked by the Hartford PD.
This poat is starting to smell like sweaty Trannie panties.
You could just get a steeper roof.
Take the insulation out of the attic. Problem solved.
Tarps would also keep the roof shaded in summer. It wouldn’t be 120 degrees on the 2nd floor.
This poat is starting to smell like sweaty Trannie panties.
I suppose you would know.
A loop, with rollers on top and bottom.
Gravity would take care of the rest.
Roof Snow Conveyor Belt
It’s Your Mom™ Approved
This poat is starting to smell like sweaty Trannie panties.
What do you suggest?
Tom Brady won a Chevy truck for being Superbowl MVP.
He gave it to Malcolm Butler.
Oooh. I thought the headline meant he gave it to “his butler”.
That’s a much nicer story. What a fine young
*head explodes*
Is he that guy that walks 21 miles to work every day? Cuz he needs a new truck.
Wll, I only recently learned of Protein WIsdm, and as of today he’s hanging it up.
*sad face*
God, he nailed that.
I’ve been reading PW since … shit … I don’t know when? I started reading Ace a few months after THAT began, and PW right around the same time. He’s threatened several times through the years, with exactly the same sort of missive. Not that I’m saying he doesn’t mean it.
BUT, to me – the fact that there is a “shut out” in the blogsphere is immaterial to me. What should that matter? He certainly has the highest cumulative IQ per reader on the internet.
*shrugs.
3 days after he puts up a bleg.
Classy.
3 days after he puts up a bleg.
Classy.
Yeah, that’s punk ass.
I’d have gone out in style – like with flames and hula skirts and hawt lesbian hooker pix and drunken tirades. And sharks.
Baby, that’s you 24/7!
Hmmmm… yeah.
Might need to give my Big Internet Tantrum Quit more thought.
Left shark?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B824dm8CAAAYtnd.jpg:large
Might need to give my Big Internet Tantrum Quit more thought.
Seriously. Why not do that stuff anyhow?
http://is.gd/mfdBE4
http://is.gd/MUHJv2
Looks like we might be on the verge of eliminating county gun boards in Michigan.
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, as long as I have my dashboard Jesus.
http://is.gd/zOduHL
reviews are a hoot
#JeSuisLeftShark I Muttley’d when my friend tweeted that.
I was working when the corgis were on lauraw’s post at the HQ. I have so many regulars at The Club, that people I’ve helped in the past call me “Kiddo” and hug me when they see me. Members recognize me from all my years at Target. People look for me when they need help because I’m not “Stupid”. I’m aloof compared to most of the people I work with.
Owning the comments in the afternoon!!! Whoop Whoop! Moron is a vet in PA. PMing her on FB about Gingy. Win Win. I love Morons. Of all the Morons I love, I love the Hostages best.
We’re supposed to get another 4-8″ on Saturday night. IOW about half as much as your mom.
Yep. They say it could be a big one for us. It would be the third Monday snow in a row.
I’m potentially flying on Sunday. I hope to God it stops and I’m able to clear it before I have to go, or Mrs. Caruthers will have to hire someone.
High 50s low 60s all week, with a chance for higher elevation snow this weekend. But hey, 4 homicides in 2 days!!! Woot! Woot!
just saw this on a bbc feed:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-31094229
it’s in a halal sheep slaughter house – for those of you that like sheep, don’t click the link –
anyway, i find it interesting that the brit peta types may introduce a crack into the dike that is the islamic stranglehold on europe –
sheep – Shepard – flock – compassion –
weird
Any Halal Imam approved sex with sheep caught on camera? Or just domestic violence between a man and his daaaate?
There’s no such thing as vote fraud.
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2015/02/03/5490650/former-charlotte-mayor-patrick.html#.VNFlNqisTIV
jam, I won’t buy halal chicken at the food store even if it’s cheaper, just because I read an article about how disgusting their processing is, hygiene-wise.
Full moon explains a lot about today.
Chicks in the middle east are so ugly they’re put in burqas and their livestock have learned to put their asses against a wall for fear of mucqtada’s sadr.
Muslims seem to take sick pleasure in grotesquery. They have no respect for any form of life.
We’ll have to kill most of them at some point.
You dirty anti-dentites.
I’m sorry. (please to fix)
Operation Glass Parking Lot.
I still have nightmares from my grammo’s chicken prepping. They really do run around headless until they drop.
I’m torn between straight up execution and strapping bombs on the IS detainees and dropping them at 35,000ft.
I would use anthrax filled whoopie cushions under their prayer rugs for comedic effect.
You guys are totes mean.
Back to work tomorrow, the unwanted vacation is over.
*sniffs poat*
I think this has gone sour
Oh, that might be me.
*makes note to stop washing clothes in milk*
I’m torn between straight up execution and strapping bombs on the IS detainees and dropping them at 35,000ft.
Impalement.
Yes, I’m serious.
I want it to be medieval enough that the Jihadis say “Oh Oh, we fucked up this time. “
It’s Tuesday isn’t it?
for those of you that like sheep, don’t click the link –
Seriously? Seriously, you guys? Nobody made a b-rad joke after that?
It’s like I don’t even know any of you anymore.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Well, *I* wasn’t going to bring it up, Sean.
Impalement.
Yes, I’m serious.
Vlad Țepeș did nothing wrong. There’s a reason some Orthodox revere him as a Saint.
CoLex?
http://tinyurl.com/nkt9g8d
We could use some guys like these about now, too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Dragon
I bet the guy from Seinfeld that says, ‘who doesn’t want to wear the ribbon?’ could wipe out the weirdos over there.
He seemed pretty tough.
Did anybody get a panicky voicemail from anybody else begging them to delete their browser history several hours late because of a dead phone battery today?
Send Newman.
Poser in the WH promised us The Chicago Way. Bitch was talking about Republicans. He’s ass up and on his knees with the Jihadis.
So, some guy in Detroit, who works in a suburb, has a car breakdown problem that he doesn’t have the money to fix, so for like ten years he walks 21 miles each day to get to work – never missed a day. Real gumption.
How do my friends on the left respond?
The employer is a villain because he doesn’t pay the guy enough so that he can fix his car.
We are beyond the point where this is fixable.
That is bullshit. If you walk really fast you can cover 21 miles in about 6 hours.
Between walking and work, that would leave 3 hours for sleep.
Who walks 6 hours to sleep for 3?
If the guy spent ten years walking to his job, it’s because he wanted to.
How hard is that?
FFS.
The same kind of people that would bitch about having to rake up one hundred dollar bills if it started raining money.
Scott’s math is the other problem with the story.
Runs over walking dude in MI because NM H8s pedestrians. And bicyclists. Yay Ghost Bikes!!!
Even with a pack, the Army expects you to march at 4mph. So call it 5 hours, 15 minutes, one way. That’s 10:30 a day walking. Minus 8 hours for work. That’s 5:30 left in a day.
Story has been revised. Now he only walks one near-marathon each day, instead of two. In manageable chunks.
“Robertson starts his daily commute by riding a SMART bus from Woodward near Holbrook in Detroit to a bus stop near Somerset Collection, an upscale mall in Troy. From there he walks about 7 miles — regardless of the weather — to the factory. At the end of his 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. shift, he foots it back to the mall and catches the last bus in to Detroit, taking him to the State Fairground at the city’s border. From there he walks home in the dark, about 5 miles.”
http://is.gd/44EA62
They said public transportation is available for part of the route.
It’s twenty one miles total each day, not twenty one miles each way, but still. Eight hours of working, plus six miles walking, plus another two hours on busses, equals about eight hours to live, eat, and sleep.
Like I said – gumption.
I bet they were walking 21 miles to a minimum wage job.
That would make sense.
And laura has to go and rain on my parade.
Thanks laura!
$10.50 an hour.
No prob, man.
*finger guns & wink combo, plus dancing shark*
When I have to, I walk 2 miles to work. I walk past 3 descansos in one block!!!
If my job were 2 miles away I’d walk.
Leon, I walk often. It’s great. Scary, but great.
the 2nd descanso was a drunken stabbing.
How many ladrones do you see?
I walk to my job every day.
I walk to my car and cover 21 miles in twenty minutes. I’m a fucking plutocrat.
“descanso”
” ladrones”
english as a second language blog….
rough calculation of george’s dead turbin ass mosy-ing
math blog
girls bball team lost 20 to 24 in overtime…. We… Were… Robbed
2 of the 4 SB homicides are within my 2 mile walk to work.
oops – for 3 above:
http://www.gravitycalc.com/Pluto
4
Oso, I might start walking to work in a Kevlar vest while carrying a shotgun.
/Falling Down
What a great movie. I haven’t thought of it in years.
I worry more about assholes in cars and right on red. I H8 those fucks
I can’t walk any distance at all, any more.
Yeah, spine damage!
Anita and I used to walk in the woods of the PNW all the time. Beautiful forests here.
=
A political comment I left at Aggies place:
Fear not!
Obama has assured the king of Jordan that “We will redouble our vigilance…”
Well, bless your heart…
The leftist harpies are attacking the late Chris Kyle for calling these creatures “savages”.
I thought he was being too kind.
If you can’t even name the evil attacking you, you will lose!
Obama and the State Department met with reps from the “Muslim Brotherhood”, who then went home to Egypt to declare “Jihad” against al-Sisi, and the government of Egypt?
Think about that for a moment.
He is trying to overthrow the government of Egypt, Again.
The intention being to put the Brotherhood back in control.
WTF, O? And what could be behind his need to be involved in all things in the land of Islam?
Obama has sent his campaign-staff to Israel to open offices and recruit people to go door-to-door in a campaign against the Likud party and Bibi! They are working to overthrow the government of Israel!
He has sent other campaign workers to do the same in Canada, to overthrow Harper and the conservatives!
What the hell is that SCoaMF doing, and why is it any of his fukcing business, and Why The Fcuk are not the “Establishment Republicans” impeaching, trying, and convicting him for his unconstitutional acts, and treason in time of war?
Could it be that they like the power, money, and privilege of their positions?
Why yes, I think it could.
Tar, Feathers, Rail.
Some assembly required.
Batteries not included…
/Rant
Now, to pour another.
Yeah, I’m pissed at that asshole.
DAMN YOU CANDY CRUSH, GOVE ME MY LIFE BACK!!!!!!
GOVE ME MY LIFE BACK!!!!!!
For a moment I thought you said “Glove me my life back,” and I was about to ask you about bullwhips, but then I saw my error.
third winter of basement renovation – 4th coat of clear epoxy on shower pan… i think i may be developing liver and kidney damage from the fumes….
*contemplating who to blame*
george – i think that’s short for borogove(s)…
Candy Crush had my wife preoccupied, entertained, and out of sight for three or four weeks.
So, when is the sequel supposed to come out?
*contemplating who to blame*
I hear American imperialism is popular, along with people who think the junk between your legs actually determines your sex.
Mr. Chumpo…
*awards cigar*
“gove” -olde Englysh for “Blessed Buddha, I beg your indulgence in the granting of”
Must I explaine everything to you idiots?
si, now go FYS
*lights “El Explodo” Cigar*
“Thanks Dead Guy:)!”
POW!
heh. I should have seen that coming.
One can usually tell which movie Dan is watching based on my nickname. Tonight, I’m Clubber Lang, bartender.
So, you meant to say “Damn you, Candy Crush, ‘Blessed Buddha, I beg your indulgence in the granting of’ me my life back?”
I would have thought “give” was simpler. Besides, Candy Crush is for girls and Rosetta.
Blessed Buddha, I beg your indulgence in the granting of an incurable case of hemorrhoids, scrofula and shingles to the President.
Hi, NSA!
>>>>I would have thought “give” was simpler.
Well, excuse me for trying to class up this shithole.
>>>>>>Besides, Candy Crush is for girls and Rosetta.
So…. girls.
Well, excuse me for trying to class up this shithole
I thought that the dildo centerpiece you brought over last week was very chic.
>>>>
I thought that the dildo centerpiece you brought over last week was very chic.
Why thank you. I spent hours on that and it’s very nice to be appreciated.
I must thank Car In for giving up the small part of her collection that was used in it’s creation.
Best part is that I didn’t have to use even a single drop of glue in it’s construction.
Cool, huh?
Best part is that I didn’t have to use even a single drop of glue in it’s construction.
I admire your courage in plying your craft.
>>>>I admire your courage in plying your craft.
I wore gloves.
And a gas mask.
After taking a full spectrum antibiotic
It’s the little (Big Black) things in life that brighten peoples day.
-ed How the hell do you guys use a keystroke to write letters with a strike through line? Total blogging blackbelts I tell ya!
Full speculum antibiotic?
gross
<strike> </strike>
I wore gloves.
And a gas mask.
After taking a full spectrum antibiotic
So, it’s like Leon cleaning the chicken coop.
I forgot how good oil popped popcorn is. Mmm, really easy, too.
-ed How the hell do you guys use a keystroke to write letters with a strike through line? Total blogging blackbelts I tell ya!That works here? I thought it was del, not strike
“
time for the knuckle ball
two strikes
I’m a backwards “K” on that juan. The only strikes I know are Lucky’s and they are harder and harder to find these days.
What I found truly interesting about Car In’s dildos was how…. misshapen they were. Almost as if someone had compressed them in a vice first.
There were even teeth marks.
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/01/john_katko_former_organized_crime_prosecutor_seeks_gop_nomination_for_congress.html
i campaigned for this d-bag….. fuck
he replaced a democrat progressive turd that was a pet of pelosi; damn, not mush-rino better –
i’m trying to let go of my hatred for these scumbags… but they are making it difficult
Oil popped popcorn drizzled with spicy pecan oil… I used to be able to find pecan oil infused with chilies. Yum.
Oh man, that sounds awesome. I was gonna find some coconut oil.
There were even teeth marks.
Human teeth?
I was listening to Levin for a while, but he’s so angry. He wasn’t doing my mood any favors.
I just use “s” inside the brackets.
There’s a lot of anger out there. I like Bob Ross videos and Ancient Aliens. Puts me to sleep in like 15 seconds.
“There were even teeth marks.”
*wonders how she is with nits*
Mongolian fire oil.
Apart from unfortunately describing himself as a moderate republican, what has Katko done lately that’s suspect?
tries xbrad’s tip
I try to stay above the fray. Bourbon and crappy music works for me.
The weirdest thing was that some were labeled “dildo, reft”
I don’t even know what that means…
Well, just “s” didn’t work.
testWell I’ll be…
s doesn’t work?I saw Dildo Reft open for Durutti Column in 1985.
[s]don’t use these, george[/s]
>>>>Human teeth?
Possibly
<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
s didn’t work for me, using as delimiters
http://imgur.com/gallery/nCZoEXs
I used greater than / less than symbols, J’ames
he voted against repeal of obamacare
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/03/here-are-the-three-republicans-who-voted-against-repealing-obamacare-and-why/
i remember him saying he wanted to be able to reach across the aisle to work with the communists during a radio interview and i damn near burst an artery…
one more try
with del insteadTags are secrets reserved for the Illuminati.
html tags with s worked for me
in new york they are truly all the same –
SCUM
FUCKING
BAGSSSSSZZZZZZZZ!!!!! elevenFUQQQQENTY-FUK
Cheese and rice, Squirrel. You are freaking me out, man.
I’m too old for this shit. Murtaugh’d/
Oh. So “Katko” is Washingtonese for “hairless four flushing dirtbag.”
And the prickbugger campaigned on repealing Obamacare.
One good thing about living in Klownifornia is not having to vote for turncoat Repugnicans, because no Republican of any kind ever wins where I live.
for my pal Teh Chumpinator:
http://www.simplehtmlguide.com/cheatsheet.php
“Comment by George Orwell on February 3, 2015 11:29 pm
tries xbrad’s tip”
raises an eyebrow…
tries xbrad’s tip
—
raises an eyebrow…
Hey, he’s a lonely man.
Thanks, Jam! You Jam! I did not realize that we were all the time inputing HoTMetaL. Fuchin’ cool.
*gets garden hose and sprays Geo and SeXbrad*
“GET ON HOME!!”
Just the tip.
Just the tip.™
You promised just the tip, xbrad. We’re not going steady yet.
LookatwhatJam2showed
me!!!how to make the tiny ™
Dear God, you people have created a monster – there’s no telling what he’ll try next….
Paint on Mandom – Just teh Tip ®
-Dolly approved –
just wait till he finds alt code short cuts…
Whatever you do, Chumpo, don’t divide by zero.
When the H2 sucks me into Tronland I’m blaming Jam, Chumpo, and Mare.
rhymeswithorange
(hi TiFw)
geek ♂²
where’s phat?
Re: xbrad’s pics above
Wherein the passenger in that can steps out and quietly says “I’ll just walk from here…”
“can” = “cab”
*offers prize for Hostage that gets the Cyrillic Millions Unicode character to do its magic*
Джордж может идти ебать себя
BTW, looks like only a couple people died in that crash. Most survived.
nytol –
html fail = fuq the trademark
*btw – if you want to pick up a trade mark on the cheap – saniflush has lapsed*
Кроме того, товарищ
Bye Jam.
“The Barry O Show: Brought to you by Saniflush.”
Here’s a great article put forward as only VD Hanson can.
http://victorhanson.com/wordpress/?p=8176
Remember him is yer prayers as he lost a beloved daughter just before the Holidays.
Thats a fuchin mind blower. You’re not getting away from an inbound plane. Kiss yer ass GOOODBYE!
TransAsia seems to have a rather dreadful safety record.
Those engines look pretty puss. WTF? That plane needs at least nine of those bastards on each wing.
What is that Frame? Brazillian? Djibouti?
That’s in Taipei, Taiwan.
Yeah. What type of airframe? It looks like it’s too big for the engines.
When I was an aircraft engineer I designed all of my planes with at LEAST eleven jet engines and seven rocket engines. Of course I was five years old then, but my planes flew, man. They flew forever.
They flew forever.
That’s a French ATR-72. Not a bad little plane, but not one of my faves.
My planes were usually nuclear powered.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATR_72
From your link:
The ATR aircraft does not have an auxiliary power unit (APU) as normally equipped. The APU is an option and would be placed in the C4 cargo section. Most air carriers normally equip the aircraft with a propeller brake (referred to as “Hotel Mode”) that stops the propeller on the No. 2 (right) engine, allowing the turbine to run and provide air and power to the aircraft without the propeller spinning.
Hmmm. Problem?
I’m just practicing my HTML and my aircraft disaster forensics.
It’s not funny that people lost their lives.
Doubtful. I can think of a lot of other things going wrong that are far more likely.
I’m sure.
That plane looks like it may just fall out of the sky, but I know it must have been extraordinary circumstances which made it so.
I remember once in ’75, my ma and sis and I were driving north on I15 on the east side of Miramar. I was laying down across the back seat of her Nova (’68!) looking up at the clouds pass by when I saw a man in a flight suit coming down with a parachute.
I remember his face mask. He was like ’30 feet above me. I just looked at him and he seemed to be looking at me, floating there in the sky. I sat up and watched him pound into the brown grass on the west side of the freeway and then I saw his burning plane, wadded into the fence about 300 yards away.
I remember it like it happened this afternoon.
What kind of jet do you think that was, X?
In 1975, probably an F-4, maybe an F-8, possibly an F-14 or even conceivably an A-4.
There was a second parachute too, further east. It was surreal. Of course back in those days, it was around 1100, there wasn’t but a few other cars. There wasn’t a big traffic jam or a bunch of panic. I asked Mom what happened and she said that the plane crashed and just kept driving.
Today, as well you know, a person might sit in dead traffic for 30 min or more simply because an officer has made a traffic stop and is writhing a simple ticket.
Predetermined destiny is who I am
You got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam I am
Like Clockwork Orange, going off on the town
I’ve got homeboys bonanza to beat your derp down
The police would also write the pilots a ticket for illegal parking.
Hey. I bet this is the incident. it was ’78 not ’75.
A USN Grumman F-14A Tomcat, BuNo 158995, ‘NK 106’, of VF-1, crashes and catapults across scrub grass to come to rest against a concrete highway divider on CA-163, the Cabrillo Freeway, on approach to NAS Miramar, San Diego, California, exploding in flames. Both crew members eject seconds before impact; one fatality, no civilian deaths.
I wonder how I could contact that jock and tell him that I saw him in the sky?
Huh. Here’s another bit about that crash. Teh intertubes are amazing.
http://tinyurl.com/lemuu2v
Wow. Tough week for the Tomcat community. Lost four jets in one week.
I know a guy that was in VF-1 around that time. I’ll check with him and see if he remembers Brian Shaw.