Happy Birthday Jewstin!!
Happy Birthday to the Tushar Twins!!
Happy Hunky Hump Day Everyone!!
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Happy Birthday Jewstin!!
Happy Birthday to the Tushar Twins!!
Happy Hunky Hump Day Everyone!!
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September 25, 2013
Categories: As Little as Possible, Balls, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Bunker Pants!, cat blogging, fucking genius, Hunks, shut your whore mouth, Vaseline Kiss, weather blog, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
First!
Second.
Happy Birthday, Jewstin!
Happy birthday Jewstin!
wakey wakey
LIstening to Roamy’s Rocketson’s suggestion. They play Avenge Sevenfold a lot on my radio station. It’s a bit too 80’s hairband for me. Their choruses always remind me of that.
First selection rubs me the wrong way. He looks douchey to me. Dunno. Something. Maybe its the hat, but I doubt it.
Gloriously backlit shirtwringer seems nice.
Off to school.
The first guy is bad news, Lauraw. Stay away from him.
I see Cruz is still going. I think I heart him.
Good morning all!
Happy Birthday to Jewstin and to theTusharettes!
>>>Gloriously backlit shirtwringer seems nice
Huh, I thought he was wringing out something else…a shirt you say?
Good morning, children.
Happy birthday, Jewstin and tiny Tushars.
Good morning girl
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>>>Comment by xbradtc on September 24, 2013 11:31 pm
And while I’m at a hotel tomorrow night, I’ll download “Teenaged Asian Anal Cumsluts 47.”
You know. The Classics.
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Make your own:
http://tinyurl.com/kzhv75m
like this:
(Reason #1,234,409 why Japanese people are weird)
Good morning. Niiiiiiice job, Cyn.
Weather Channel guys are in the Virginia Tech wind tunnel getting abused.
I made the mistake of checking work email before finishing my coffee. Stupid people asking stupid questions. Must. Not. Answer. until I’m saner.
Happy birthday Jewstin and MiniTushes.
+1
(You need some “Morning Rescue” Roamy!)
Happy birthdays!
rats. HOmeschooling kids turned of fthe tv.
No more Cruz for me.
If I were homeschooling kids it wouldn’t open until 10:00.
That’s what Mrs. Pupster does…school starts when she says so, usually after the second pot of coffee is ready. I was in bed last night sleeping when they were still spell-checking the assignments.
Happy Birthday Jewstin and Brown Thing 1 and 2.
It starts when they say so – lol. They want to get it DONE. Only one child is currently doing school. The other hasn’t yet appeared. Lazy bones.
You have three in high school, Carin?
Two. Ian graduated last Spring.
Feliz cumpleanos!!
Derp, now I remember. What’s he doing these days? Helping Dad at the store?
Good Morning, cool bunkers and bunkettes.
Happy Birthdays to all.
Yep. He’s working full-time at the store. I”m not going to have him go to college, for a useless degree (he’s an average student) and be saddled with debt while working for minimum wage.
Happy birthday anchor babies and Jewstin.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/24/chris-matthews-loses-it-over-ted-cruzs-anti-obamacare-senate-speech-he-is-a-problem-for-our-republic/
Video at end. Amazing. Chrissy goes crazy.
“Ed Shultz teaches.” lol
Get him to learn welding. They are hiring here.
Chris Matthews is a horrible, horrible person.
rats. HOmeschooling kids turned of fthe tv.
Wait. Kids turned off the TV? Or was that autocucumbered?
Otherwise, unpossible. Kids love the TV.
“Ed Shultz teaches.” lol
They call him Special Ed for a reason!
I don’t know if that’s for him. He’s very smart, just never applied himself. He could do well in college if he had a goal/motivation. He can learn a lot right where he is (at our store). I see him going into his own business/etc.
If there were a tip jar for Drudge, I’d drop a buck or two. And maybe a naughty pic of me. So awesome he’s got that live feed right-freaking-there.
Pupster, “@RightWing_B’s tweets are protected.”
The local news had Cruz on this morning. Of course it was “Green Eggs and Ham”.
At least they mentioned it.
pupster’s tweets are protected, too.
Ted pissed off Chrissy?
Good.
pic.twitter.com/rlcom3HWwS
“@RightWing_B’s tweets are protected.”
Weird. They weren’t a few minutes ago.
I don’t know how it works, that Twitter thing. I copied a link from the morning comments at the mutha ship, it’s a picture of Ted Cruz’s little girls watching him on TV reading Green Eggs and Ham.
Cute.
Ted pissed off Chrissy?
He’s doing it right.
This was the pic from Pups’ twerky link:
http://prod.static9.net.au/~/media/images/2013/september/24/2509_cruz_sp.ashx?h=228&w=403
Weird. They weren’t a few minutes ago.
She probably got a little too popular with the wrong people.
Thanks Cyn.
*pets ‘the tiger’ just to hear her purr*
Has anyone compared Cruz to the all time greatest Senatorial Orator of Our Time™ Wendy Davis yet?
Heh, the longest filibuster belongs to Strom Thurmond, at 24 hours 18 minutes. It was against the Civil Rights Act of 1957.
http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/uscongress/tp/Five-Longest-Filibusters.htm
Important info left out of the article? Thurmond was a Democrat at the time.
Yep. From HQ:
169 Proggy Twitter stupidity from last night:
Would Ted Cruz even have thought to do this if not for the heroic efforts of Wendy Davis?
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 25, 2013 08:18 AM (jt8G9)
*purrrrrs*
Pups – Any word on you making out to AZ?
I saw that immediately after I posted my message here, pupster.
Typical Jay in Ames research.
Heh. Googleman has some sort of screen saver with interesting sayings. I went to wake him just now and saw this one:
Are you sure Googleman isn’t lurking?
Yeah, we got the jerb, turns out it was for Pima County not the City of Pima.
BUT, my boss decided to do the work so I could concentrate on what’s already on my plate. Thanks boss.
So I won’t be coming out to AZ this time.
No, I’m not.
Both boys have a serious H2/Moron sense of humor.
So far, my coaching (in between laughs) as to what is and is not publicly acceptable is working. Still, I keep waiting for a call from the school.
Rats, Pupster. But congrats on the gig.
Ok. It’s official.
Ted Cruz is pretty cool.
Also, I’m moving to Charlotte for a new position in the company. The sooper boss has been flanked and will soon find himself unable to claim credit for my work. The assault begins Oct 1 and shall continue until there is unconditional surrender.
And a boggled mind is of no use to anyone
Yay! MJ does an end-around!
Ummmm, WTF????
Charlotte? as in North carolina?
Do we have any hostages there?
And HS was correct a few days back. The weird puss app is pretty good on iOS 7.
Charlotte? as in North carolina?
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I don’t think so. I believe this opens one location and closes Floriduh.
The cabal pretty much died when Vmax left anyway.
Congrats MJ. Charlotte is supposed to be nice.
We’re looking at a well-known Jewish High School in Charlotte for our daughter next year
It’s quite beautiful there..
MJ, I’ve got 2 cousins who live in Charlotte; my mom grew up in Burlington (grandma still lives there). All of my aunts, uncles, and cousins on my mom’s side live in NC – Mom and Dad moved there after they retired.
If you need any info, let me know – I can put you in touch with my cousins; I’m sure they’d be more than happy to help you out with any questions you may have.
Congrats MJ, Charlotte is nice.
Same goes for you, TJ – let me know 😛
What happened to Leon this morning? He didn’t check in.
Limerick Larry must be a Hostage
http://tinyurl.com/kt63ocq
MJ, I’ve got 2 cousins who live in Charlotte; my mom grew up in Burlington (grandma still lives there). All of my aunts, uncles, and cousins on my mom’s side live in NC – Mom and Dad moved there after they retired.
If you need any info, let me know – I can put you in touch with my cousins; I’m sure they’d be more than happy to help you out with any questions you may have.
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Thanks. I’m good. Neighborhood and apartment all picked out.
Covered parking?
http://tinyurl.com/oro4u74
Congrats, MJ.
Glad to hear it, darlin’! You’re gonna love it there; it’s beautiful in the fall when the leaves change…..
We’re looking at a well-known Jewish High School in Charlotte for our daughter next year
It’s quite beautiful there..
But how can she get knocked up by a gang banger or three if she doesn’t go to a fine El Paso high school?
Covered parking?
That’s not a Matchbox car. Or even Tonka!
What happened to Leon this morning? He didn’t check in.
Rhybdo.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/09/25/223787129/what-happens-when-a-store-lets-customers-return-whatever-they-want
My little brother used to return his camp moccasins yearly when he went to UMaine Orono. After graduation he manned up and bought new ones when they wore out.
And Happy Birthday MJ
Neighborhood and apartment all picked out.
Are you sure there are enough milfs to keep your morning runs interesting?
Harry Reid is such an asshole
Arrow!
The old Corvettes special capabilities on last night’s episode of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. rocked.
Congrats MJ. You will like it there, except for the hills.
The new chick partner on POE also rocked.
The parts store I used to work for tried that. Except my superiors tracked the returns. The customer could return anything, but I’d get bitched at for having too much return dollars.
WTF?
CB, why is Coulson alive? He died in the Avengers movie.
Are you sure there are enough milfs to keep your morning runs interesting?
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It’s actually a young/professional type of neighborhood.
Nice, affordable, and within walking distance to downtown.
Neighborhood and apartment all picked out.
Any Crossfit joints?
Home Depot will take anything back. They don’t sell tools, they rent them for free,
You can actually return your lawn mower in the fall and buy a snow blower, return that in the spring and get a lawn mower…….
It drives me crazy.
Jay, not sure. A reason was tossed out in the opening minutes but then again a hint about another possibility came a few minutes later. I expect we’ll find out the “truth” somewhere along the way this season. He may be a replicant but that’s STRICTLY my guess.
Don’t you just love the ethics of such people?
They see nothing wrong with it. You wondered where the 52% come from? There you have it.
It’s Joss Whedon, anything is possible, right?
Any Crossfit joints?
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No idea. It’s going to be tough to replace the current gym, but I’m assuming there’s a place with a pool and what not.
Looks like Cruz is done. Good on him.
Harry Reid is on now. He’s such an asshole.
Buffy only died… what? Three times?
They’re all assholes.
In the end Republicans will vote to exempt themselves from obamacare too.
MJ is the resident expert on assholes.
There’s pools in North Carolina? Huh.
Phrenology: the study of the shape and size of Walt’s asshole.
Anyone?
Remember when they used to publish photos of President Golfy McDouchebag with a halo around his head?
http://tinyurl.com/p4g6fd9
HB, Jewstin and Tusharspawn.
Congrats, MJ.
Best wishes for your FiL, Roamie.
Did I miss anyone?
It’s actually a young/professional type of neighborhood.
Nice, affordable, and within walking distance to downtown.
http://tinyurl.com/abnwluu
Did I miss anyone?
http://tinyurl.com/p4g6fd9
You missed Leon’s dog.
Scott, Sam’s takes everything back too. People bitch about rising prices and costs, as they return pie on the 23rd, on a recpt from the 11th, with a Sell By of the 16th. REI caused all kinds of hippie angst when they changed their return policy.
Laura told me not to open the pressure cooker before the pressure goes down because the meat will explode.
The meat will explode?
I gotta see this…..
You’d think Lauraw would know better.
Perhaps it’s a trap, Scott.
Heh.
Don’t throw me in that briar patch!
One of my new chickens ———————–>
Big ole roast, 1 hour.
That’s a nice chicken.
My new chickens are very nice. Very friendly and gentle.
Last day to care for chickens for me.
Smelly little bitches.
*wonders how chick would fit in the pressure cooker*
Why do I get the impression Scott is imagining what an assploding chicken would look like?
We got a new restaurant near us, when Laura saw the sign she burst out laughing.
Gallo Negro
Sounds fancy doesn’t it….it’s Spanish for Black Cock.
I’ll eat there just after I try The Puket Cafe.
What the hell were they thinking?
We are moving our office in a couple of months. This will be walking distance:
http://dirtyfrankscolumbus.com/
*points to chicken*
This is your muscle.
*points to pressure cooker*
This is crossfit.
etc.
Almost running time. Today is the day you make fun of me for RUNNING. Not crossfit. I should put up a schedule.
The Chikurin restaurant that was near us closed.
I was going to run, but it’s too hot.
It’s perfect here. 68,
There are no good restaurants near me. In Detroit – yes. But Lapeer isn’t know for adventurous food.
I was going to run, but there are no angry mobs chasing me, so why?
These are cool contacts http://i.imgur.com/ls41bDB.jpg
What the hell were they thinking?
That most of their idiot customers don’t know what it means.
No doubt those self-important snobs think of themselves as being oh-so-clever while they are smugly laughing at of all of those rubes who don’t realize they are eating at a place whose name means “Black Cock”.
Bless their hearts.
77 degrees and cloudy. I’m running in my brand new shoes. Fuckit.
These are cool contacts
4:20
4:20
Heh. I caught that too.
4:20
Mind = BLOWN
(Also, it’s IV, not IIII /Hotspvr)
Hotspvr
Golf Clap
Also, it’s closer to 4:23
Noticed the clock was at 4:20 on Pulp Fiction when Bruce Willis is testing out the hammer, then the bat, then the chainsaw, then the sword.
Stoaty has a new kitteh and hasn’t picked a name yet.
http://sweasel.com/archives/12472
Stinky Whizzelteats
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on September 25, 2013 10:21 am
MJ, I’ve got 2 cousins ……….. I’m sure they’d be more than happy to help you out with any questions you may have.
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They hooked up with the muppet porn groups?
Comment by MJ on September 25, 2013 12:21 pm
Phrenology: the study of the shape and size of Walt’s asshole.
Anyone?
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Men at Work, MJ? Charlie Sheen and Emelio Estevez as garbage men.
Cute kitteh, pupster. I found my next dog name in the discussion there: Kelvin. That is an excellent name. My current dog is named Beta, so the folks at dogs show already think I’m a geek, or just misread/mishear it as Kevin.
.
The commenter was right: Pixel is the perfect kitteh name.
Hey Texans, why is Cornyn such a douche? What are his chances in getting the boot.
He says he’s going to vote for cloture come Friday.
Because McConnell says that’s how to win! Make them own their vote!
ewww, threw up a little in my mouth, saying that.
Ted Cruz can see Mexico from his porch!
I think there was a restaurant in NYC called C.O.Jones. They were forced to change their name.
Pixel is the perfect kitteh name.
http://tinyurl.com/abnwluu
Heh, I watch that gif in Ken Jeung’s voice.
C.O.Jones.
Took me a minute.
Sounds like a place C.O. ‘Alex’ would like to eat.
http://tinyurl.com/lgoek6j
Because McConnell says that’s how to win! Make them own their vote!
Oh, you mean the same strategy they used in last year’s election! We won so big there, we lost seats. Fucking weasels.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/24/Obamacare-and-the-Chattering-Class-Its-Deja-Vu-All-Over-Again
“It was July 25, 2012. At a private weekly meeting of conservatives, a Member of Congress had brought news that made our jaws drop. With the Continuing Resolution (CR) debate looming, the entirety of the GOP on Capitol Hill was united in the strategy to give the Obama administration everything it wanted.
You read that correctly. The opening bid in the 2012 CR debate from the Republicans was going to be a complete surrender to the president. Further, we were told the GOP message to the Democrats was going to be: take it or leave it. We’ll give you everything and not one penny more…………
….It was the belief of the GOP consultancy class, a wisdom passed along to and accepted by the GOP leadership on the Hill, that at the very least Mitt Romney should, probably could, and quite possibly would win the presidency in November. Why ruin this opportunity by threatening a government shutdown which would surely be blamed on Republicans and would surely be used by Obama to great advantage, and in a close race could destroy Republicans’ chances to capture the White House?”
Hey! Front Page Yahoo News!
Never mind what he said, look at this goofy ‘corner guy’.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/corner-guy–steals-spotlight-from-ted-cruz-s-all-night-speech-154940551.html?vp=1
Pixel is supposedly one of Andy Levy’s cats.
72, sunny. Made it 8.7 miles before my leg cramped up. Last time I ignored that I tore a muscle or something. I can walk the last .3 miles home. I should have brought water; that’s prolly why it cramped.
Stinky Whizzelteats
Happy happy joy joy joy!!!
didn’t Gutfeld make that up, Sean?
Stormy and Pixel.
Beasn, Cruz called the GOPers on this yesterday. They’ll vote for cloture, then, when it is the 51 threshold, all the GOPers can vote against, the 53 D-rats can vote for, the defund will have been stripped by Dingy, and the Republicans can go back to their home districts and act like they voted against. WWE in the Beltway.
Men at Work, MJ? Charlie Sheen and Emelio Estevez as garbage men.
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Golf clap.
Holy chicken. I only made it 4.
Cornyn is a douche from way back. NSCC Chair that picked Crist over Rubio. Princess Lisa. Total Beltway POS.
Holy chicken. I only made it 4.
See, that’s why I run away from the house. If I died at 4, I would have to walk home 4.
I think congress represents the country pretty well. Basically 90% of both are bloated, entitled, little bitches.
I ran down by the water. It’s still really windy and the new shoes were a bit odd.
Good time though.
You got your workout and the weather in there, MJ, now how’s about a recipe or gardening tip?
While I was running, I noticed the purple wildflowers were in full bloom.
You got your workout and the weather in there, MJ, now how’s about a recipe or gardening tip?
Something on mammal urine is also acceptable.
Hehe, where do you find the great header pics?
OMG! Michelle Obama walnut! http://i.imgur.com/NWUKCyp.jpg
>> Hey Texans, why is Cornyn such a douche? What are his chances in getting the boot.
zip, zero nada. He’ll be a Senator as long as he wants to be one.
He’s normally about 5-7% douche, 93% perfectly acceptable. He’d have to get into McCain range for me to really hate on his ass.
I love it that Cruz is pissing people off but I’m not going to delude myself into thinking this has a snowball’s chance in hell of actually doing anything except stirring the pot. Still you fight the fight and lose in order to stir the troops into understanding you went into the fight without enough to win, we fought the fight, give us more so we can win.
Dave
I disagree
Cronyn’s been crap for years
He needs to be heavily primaried
It sure worked for Kay Bailey..
Uh, Kay quit.
Anyway good luck with that.
Kay quit because she knew she’d be primaried heavily
Cornyn is not going to have an easy time with Republicans this time around
I suppose we could ask Cornyns good friend Senator Dewhurst how that’ll go
>> Kay quit because she knew she’d be primaried heavily
Goalpost status: Moved. Good job.
There was this other thing, I forget, oh yeah, she wanted to run for Governor.
AFA Dewhurst goes, I’m not sure how gettin primaried works in your world but here it means a running *incumbent* gets knocked off by a challenger. Dewhurst was a presumptive favorite and ran a shitty campaign (good, I voted for Cruz), but presumptive favorite ≠ incumbent.
Afternoon.
We need an incumbent theory.
Today I built two (2) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/k8udw7a
We need an incumbent theory.
Here’s one: Go Home.
You got your workout and the weather in there, MJ, now how’s about a recipe or gardening tip?
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Making pork chops that I grew this summer.
The trick to good pork chops is to pick them before they’re too ripe.
Today I built two (2) of these:
Slacker. Didn’t you build three of something yesterday? Your production is falling off.
Yesterday I had a lovely and talented assistant. Today I built on my own.
It’s Jewstin’s birthday, they let him keep his fingernails.
“No Firearms Allowed” stickers went up at work. Wow, I feel sooooooo much safer.
**revs up 5 kilogauss magnet**
We need an incumbent theory.
My theory is that the Republican party would be better if every Republican incumbent faced a primary challenger in every election.
Don’t get me wrong. Every congresscritter deserves a good challenge, keeps em accountable and shit. I’m just expressin one man’s opinion that unless Cornyn steps on his 93% lifetime ACU dick (unlikely) he will easily withstand a challenge.
Oddly enough me and the ACU gave him the same score.
I’m not in love with the guy, but then I know better than to fall in love with a politician. They always disappoint.
but then I know better than to fall in love with a politician. They always disappoint.
Scott Brown
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
yep
dammit
Just like Hot Pockets.
Just like the Cubs.
Just like that cardboard submarine I ordered back in 1968 from a box of Corn Flakes
Dewhurst ran a lousy campaign because he was a lousy candidate
A really lousy candidate
And he was Cornyn’s boy
Cornyn is not much better these days
Hutchison was simply in DC too long
Texas has almost always had weak Senators since the heady days of John Tower and LBJ, who were anything but
Cubs!!! I thought I needed them to sweep the Cards this wknd, but the Reds can’t even beat the Mets!
Hah. That was a pretty good article. The one I got snookered by was the stamp collection for $1 plus 49 cents shipping and handling. Mostly cancelled blue 10 cent Jefferson Memorial stamps..
I often miss our old Governor Bill Clements
A nasty bastard, but a man with huevos rancheros
I have hated the D-rats in the Senate for what they did to John Tower. They are evil. You can’t negotiate with evil. LiFB
Just like new coke.
MJ are you moving yourself or hiring someone?
Roamy, our new DM made all the clubs in NM post the “No gun” signs. We are dropping members like flies. Even with the small print CCW exemptions…she’s from Cali. Dot not feather.
Magic number is 1, oso.
*happy dance*
Now I have to root against roamie’s Braves too, so we can get homefield.
Killing me, J’ames.
What shit
MJ are you moving yourself or hiring someone?
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Combo. I’m going to pack myself, hire people to load a rented truck, a friend is going to drive my car, then hire to unload. I’m moving from the fourth to the fifth floor.
There’s no relocation funding so I’m trying to be economical.
Is there a better way?
Wow, I H8 Barbara Fucking Boxer. We won. STFU and STFD Cruz. Wanting to take HC away from staffers. Bad Cruz! Bad.
Mare when she was a little boy. http://i.imgur.com/eyqFpHP.jpg
You have your assertions and I have mine. Well, except for your Kay Bailey thing, that was just flat out wrong but it don’t matter.
Let’s put a Whataburger on the line when Cornyn is up for re-election.
I’m just doing what I can to manage my expectations. And answer beasn’s question to Texans, one of which I am, “why is Cornyn a douche and can he be knocked off.” a) he’s only a douche to the purity brigade and b) no.
Incidentally, Cruz was more than a bit of a rock star before he ran against Dewey Lips. I’m not seein the conservative rock star like Cruz out there that has a snowball’s chance in hell of knockin off Cornyn.
I been around these parts since Jesse James and Warren G Harding were our state treasurers.
I don’t really consider myself part of the purity brigade and I was really irritated by the way Cornyn handled the RSCC funds.
You’re on, Dave!
A triple meat Whataburger or a bacon cheese and jalapeño?
Im an old Texas Politics hand myself, from the days of Preston Smith and Big John
Was a teenage State Senate aide for one of the sleazier Democrats.
That was eye-opening..
Texans and their Whataburgers. Meh. Blake’s Lotaburger!!!
(Waits for the In-N-Out bunch from the west coast)
In-N-Out? Piffle. Nation’s is the best.
Mmmmmmm… Whataburgerrrrr…
You have a date for your birthday, Jew?
OK, Birthday Boy, I’ll give you Nation’s…but only for today.
Did anybody jump into anybody else’s freshly-raked leaf pile today?
Shenanigans on the leaf pile!!! Trees haven’t even turned here. *Throws flag.
Driving with my kid to the Guadalupe Mountains in late October to see the fall colors in McKittrick Canyon
Possibly this weekend, Cyn. If Date Guy is over the creeping crud.
McKittrick Canyon? Why am I thinking Quanah Parker? Don’t make me Google.
I hope it’s the best birthday date eveh, Jew!
But maybe take some Lysol with you.
I am not googling creeping crud.
If Creeping Crud were a band, Car in would have all their CD’s.
Texans don’t have Creeping Crud. Texans feel “Puny”.
*Steals bucket of Jimbro’s Purell*
>> A triple meat Whataburger or a bacon cheese and jalapeño?
Both
We got ourselves a bet, Texas jewish guy. Enjoy the October trip, it sounds pretty cool.
For you idiots of facepork, is Sohos good?
Scott, yes. She doesn’t spend much time there. Wedding pics were lovely.
Thanks Oso.
And they were having such a good day…
Xbrad?
http://tinyurl.com/q3ypdjy
Did anybody jump into anybody else’s freshly-raked leaf pile today?
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Fall!
Thanks Dave!
You really need to come out here sometime and see the tallest peaks in Texas if you haven’t been
Great climbing too..
Also, Day 4, e-cigs augmented by a couple MB lights a day now.
I can get through a whole day and a half at work without lighting up. Till I get home.
I was up to a pack and a half a day. Coughing is a bad thing right now, so… anyway.. I sensed some grumpiness in me today yelling at Texasjew.. my bad. Apologies.
It only takes 3 days of grumpiness.
Plus it’s awesome getting a free pass.
Check your whoremail MJ, I sent you a rambling senseless wordy stuff.
Good for you Dave.
We all know how you hate jews, so didn’t give it a second thought.
Quarterly meeting with the customer to today. I had to be in the room for all of as relief note taker.
No problema Dave
Yell away
I was just talking out my West Texas ass
I just called DiT a RINO and started to stalk him on twitter. I didn’t know it was nicotine related! Mea Culpa.
It only takes 3 days of grumpiness.
Plus it’s awesome getting a free pass.
Check your whoremail MJ, I sent you a rambling senseless wordy stuff.
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Got it. Excellent, thank you.
>> I just called DiT a RINO and started to stalk him on twitter. I didn’t know it was nicotine related! Mea Culpa.
HAHAHAHAHA!
*kicks the ever lovin fuck out of Tokyo*
You should go tell Taiwan lizard stories to PJ. That’s what I did. I miss Rosetta’s poodles and Sohos’ frogs. Now, we don’t even have FL representation. I’m the only Hostage that prefers Carolina BBQ.
Dave?
http://tinyurl.com/oz8cvqy
I could move to Florida, but it’s a blue state now that Vmax and MJ are gone.
You should go tell Taiwan lizard stories to PJ. That’s what I did. I miss Rosetta’s poodles and Sohos’ frogs. Now, we don’t even have FL representation. I’m the only Hostage that prefers Carolina BBQ.
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We’re becoming a regionalized, mostly white, old blog.
Our demo is Mare.
Yay for your e-cigs, Dave!
*vapes*
3 days of grumpiness makes it sound easier than it is.
I had a pretty hard time with it. Especially when your friends socially smoke.
I socially smoke. I work smoke. I drive smoke and I home smoke. I smoked on a plane once after the ban and boy howdy did I get a talkin to. I put 37 nicotine patches on little Dave until the burning reminded me of that little indiscretion in Nueva Laredo back in 78.
I gave a Taiwan lizard a pack of local Marlboro lights and he finger pointed winked me. Kapow. Ka. Pow.
I was close to two packs a day.
I socially smoke. I work smoke. I drive smoke and I home smoke. I smoked on a plane once after the ban and boy howdy did I get a talkin to. I put 37 nicotine patches on little Dave until the burning reminded me of that little indiscretion in Nueva Laredo back in 78.
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Dave Smoking Underwater would be a good name for a cover band.
That’s $600 a month now.
“Nueva Laredo in ’78”?
Go on.
It’s 400 a month here but I am willing to accept this raise on behalf of me
Goes to IB
So taxing something like cigarettes gets people to quit cuz expensive, but taxing insurance will get people to buy it cuz expensive.
Got it.
So Dave I see you used to go to Papagayos in Nuevo Laredo too..
MJ, one of my cousin’s just moved from Amarillo to Charlotte. What’s going on in Charlotte? (Her hubby is a nuke engineer and she’s a realtor)
Charlotte is Republican, yes?
I just know they have mustard based BBQ and a growing jihadi population.
Charlotte’s Web.
Charlotte is Republican, yes?
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I’m not sure about the neighborhood. The state has been swingy but I’m not sure that will last beyond Obama.
Kinky.
>> So Dave I see you used to go to Papagayos in Nuevo Laredo too..
Ho Lee Fuk.
I ain’t sayin shit now. Zero zip nada, Because until you said that, I had …
shuts the hell up.
My cousin is married to a guy from Chicago. He’s a good guy.
She seems nice…
Since I’ve killed the thread, I’ll sign-off with this…
G’nite, as all have gone to H3…
Bastards.
ChrisP, I was on FB. G’night.
Hannity was actually a good watch tonight.
Not Hannity himself, of course.
Thanks guys, now I get to clean the kitchen. RL convo in the Gorton household this AM: Dan: Is this fucking guy still talking? ME: (After a night on the love seat): Yep. He still has 5 more hours. Dan: God! You are such a loser. FIN
I like Hannity.
I cannot watch him. Or listen to him.
Slugs DiT in the shoulder. Me neither.
We are simpatico, Dave.
Dan may need a swift kick in the ass. Just sayin’.
You’re all great Americans
For a bunch of motherfuckers
You’re a great American too, TJ, for a motherfucker.
Sean Hannity is unelectable.
Cyn, he really does. HR told him to navigate the exchanges. All the Obots I work with have just been handed a cup of STFU. Dan is finally starting to see that I am right. He actually listened to this mornings Cruz fest.
Rove is on with Greta now and said that the highest Ocare caused increased will be in North Carolina. Yay MJ.
Sean Hannity is unelectable.
PTL
Sean Hannity:
“You’re a great American”, other than the fact that you’re a fuckin’ Communist.
And remember: “Obama is NOT a Socialist!”
Stop saying that!!!
Rove?
Unelectable.
Bring back Cheney.
I ♥ Dick.
Greta?
Unerectable..
I’m still being an ass as OBots realize that their paychecks are impacted. FU 51
I ❤ Rummy too. Known Unknown!!!
I like Levin too. Love his books.
Cannot listen to him. The yelling. Sweet Jesus can we stop yelling already?
Oh wait, I’m detoxing from smokes.
I withdraw the question, or revise and extend or whatever the hell it is you do when you do that,. fuckit I want some carbs and I want em now.
You should be vaping some gluten right now Dave.
Isn’t Tokyo just loaded with carbs?
Refuses to yield the floor to the RINo from Texas. Cruz. Translates to “Cross” or burden. My Grammo called my Grampo her “Cruz” for 76 years. She also felt sorry for Dan. I don’t eat beans or make tortillas.
Tokyo=Rice. Yep. Rayciss!
http://tinyurl.com/qazbl5t
http://tinyurl.com/q8e98vo
I had a Tim Horton’s pumpkin spice doughnut this morning and it was awesome.
Mmmmmm… Punkin.
http://is.gd/v116gz
Tiger Gurl is so hot.
MJ left Fla?
Did he sell his codo, and his house? Or is Trudy making the payments for him?
Charlotte is the east coast boom town. I almost got a job there. Houston is booming bigger than Dallas New Orleans or any Central boom town.
I know of 40 Dallas refugee’s that can vouch for that.
True story! DRINK! I can’t pronounce Pumpkin. I say punkin.
I’ll drink to that.
And a Happy H2 Cake Day to me as well.
Tomorrow is my Friday. I think I will have Sushi. Maybe a Spider roll and flying fish eggs. Or Uni I cannot forget Uni.
I saw Creeping Crud opening for Smoking Dave Underwater in 91.
If someone put a buttermilk biscuit with butter in front of me right now.. I could not be held responsible for lost limbs or the otherwise wounded.
I did not go get a couple packs of smokes tonight. Might have been a bad call by me.
*sucks on an ecig like something.. I can’t do metaphors now*
Bataan Death March Dave=20 + hrs of a faux filibuster.
How much nicotine is in your e-liquid, Dave?
about thirty thousand somethings.. I’m rubbing it on my toes right now
*uses a long handled push broom to scoot a jelly donut on a plate toward Dave*
It’s medicinal.
Don’t forget your gums and under your tongue. A dab behind your ear lobes couldn’t hurt. Might be kinda hawt.
‘The League’ on FX is one of my favorite shows. Tonight’s episode was so off the rails and so wrong that I laughed my ass off. I was sober.
Got a feeling that the guy who plays Raffi is good friends with Seth Rogan and they wrote a 30 min mind trip and just very loosely tied it into a fantasy football league.
Recommend watching after a few cocktails.
Cathy (lives in the same town as Phatmom) from IB offered to drive to the Dallas meat-up.
Will I be taken advantage of?
Phat, you should be so lucky.
Now, bedtime.
I’m the only Hostage that prefers Carolina BBQ.
Not true. Been trying to figure out how to copy my dad’s Carolina hash. I have Brunswick stew down pat.
oh, and I have my dad’s recipe for mustard sauce, but it never turns out the same way twice, so I’m still working on it.
but it never turns out the same way twice
That drives me crazy when it happens. Good luck.
But sometimes, it works out with a new combination. So there’s that.
Mmmmm…mustard sauce!
Excellent conversation with Rocketboy. They talked about Cruz’s filibuster in AP Gov’t class. He had some unanswered questions. God bless him for thinking that Senators should do what their constituents want and not what the party demands.
Rocketboy is already miles ahead of the Goobers in the Senate.
I’m appreciating the fact that the teacher can adjust for what’s in the news right now. He likes the class, and that’s rare for a non-math, non-science class.
Can we have Laura stuff Dave in a smoker? Won’t that curb some of his urge to smoke?
Good to hear. Dan wants to check out the exchanges. He watches local news. He’s not happy with the increases with our Sam’s Club insurance. I’m on the “told you so” bandwagon.
On top of the Obamacare mess is the possible gov’t shutdown. I may have a lot more time on H2 soon.
(((squishy hugs))) and good night.
**leaves out box o’wine and a six-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper.
OH SHIT Cyn you know.. I ate the motherfucking shit out of every carb on the planet in MY HOUSE..
God damn.
I was doing so well. This was my fret about stopping cigs, that I’d eat my way back to 250.
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Roamy, Squishy hugs and Prayers for you’re FiL.
Chew sugar free gum Dave.
*SMACKS DAVE IN THE FACE*
Pull it together man. Start crossfit or go for a fast walk around the block.
I’m not going to delude myself into thinking this has a snowball’s chance in hell of actually doing anything except stirring the pot. Still you fight the fight and lose in order to stir the troops into understanding you went into the fight without enough to win, we fought the fight, give us more so we can win.
And that’s the thing. Cruz is the only one fighting the fight. The other senators have done nothing but insult him. No ideas but act like defeatist (Cruz mentioned to Rush today, that very thing – how shocking the defeatism in the GOP is – we can’t do that ..whine whine..) and let the democrats get everything they want. Just think if they all stood together and not allow that PoS Reid get cloture. How hard is that?
The democrats stand together and never compromise and our leadership – McCain, Miss Lindsay, and Cornyn, fold every time. “We must be above it all….we must compromise…we can’t shut down the government”. Learn to play chess like your f*cking corrupter cohorts from across the aisle for f*ck’s sake.
On an issue this big, Dave, I would say his rating of 93% non-douche, gets flipped on it’s head.
Step 1
Feed McCain, Graham, the Tennessee twins and three or four others to Sharknado
Step 2
Repeat with six other Republican Senators
Step 3
Profit!
Lemme tell ya ’bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain’t Coca-Cola it’s derp.
Good morning all!
Vacation continues apace. Why am I up early? I have one word: The kids need to go to school dammit.
Gimme coffee.
JImbro,
Kids off to school. Back to bed!
TJ i’ve got 2 senate critters i’ll gladly donate to your cause… I’ll even pay for shipping. R or D matters little to me…
Dave’s gonna join crossfat?
YEA!!!
wakey wakey
Update on dog. She hasn’t gone a 12 hour period in the last 7 days without pooping in the house. Today I got up at 5 to let her out, my wife let her out again from 620 to 630. Somewhere between 630 and 7, she went in the dining room.
The end of life decision has been made, but we’re having trouble figuring out how. She’s clearly lost muscle control, her hearing, and her behavior shows increasing signs of dementia, but if you saw her running in the yard, you’d think she was fine. Mrs. Leon is worried about how that will look. I’m less worried, but I get it.
Good morning, children.
Good morning girl:
Sorry about your dog, Leon. To hell with how it looks, do what you think is best.
Leon – I’ve had to put three dogs down, and a few cats. You are doing it for THEM, mostly. If she can’t hear and is pooping in the house – she is probably miserable about that. Does she have a quality of life? Once life becomes more miserable than pleasant, imho, it’s time.
I had to put a dog down who was going in the house – turns out the doc says he was somehow gimping along because he actually was having trouble moving his entire back end. They hide SO much of the pain and don’t bitch. Usually by the time we see the signs, for THEM it’s so much worse.
They’re just stoic.
Right now, I’m three and three. I think Mr Car in did one of the dogs, but all the rest have been me. He was there for Greta though …
*wipes tear
I’m sure her back end is in no good condition even with her still running. She has trouble crouching to eat, and her mom was a German Shepherd, they almost always have hip dysplasia in old age, and old age for them is 12, not 17.
Leon,
Having been through this fairly recently, my advice would be to get it done. If you and Mrs. Leon agree that it is time, don’t delay. Take a day or 1/2 day off.
Hate crime.
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/09/25/greenville-wal-mart-shooter-picked-victims-by-race/
To the tanning booth, MJ.
To ensure that I am not additionally charged with a hate crime, I will choose my victims based on shoe color.
Sorry bout the dog, leon. People will understand if they don’t see her. If they don’t, their opinion is not worth worrying about.
Car in’s right. She’s probably miserable.
Comment by pepelp2 on September 26, 2013 8:49 am
And people complain about puns?
Good morning, cool kids.
And people complain about puns?
I’ve been keeping track of puns scientifically. Puns do not generate complaints at H2 consistently by my records. In fact, in the last month, no pun in ten did.
Car in?
http://www.cbc.ca/asithappens/features/2013/09/25/woman-enters-half-marathon-ends-up-winning-full-by-mistake/index.html
Yea, no Alex. 13 miles is my limit.
Sorry about your doggie, Leon. It’s a hard thing. She’ll be in good company when it’s time.
So why’d Michelle draw a crude picture of her husband up there in the header pic?
New Poat