Big Boob Sandwich Friday

Hello, bags of douche, and welcome to Big Boob Friday: MJ is a fucking slacker edition (II). I’m having a little trouble being creative right now, mostly because I used up most of my awesome in the first 11 months of this year. Let’s try and slog through this together, shall we?

I wrote this song when Mare was scratching my kicky spot under the table in 1981.

I bitched and moaned last time I did one of these poasts about how difficult it is to find new talent to grace the pages of this shithole blog, and this week was no different. After an exhausting 45 seconds of pressing ‘random page’ at Boobpedia, I settled on today’s lucky lady, Dana Hamm!

Born on August 31st, 1979 in Sanford, North Carolina, measuring 5’7″ and 125lbs (no, really?), Dana enjoys quiet dinners at home, shiatsu massages, and wearing really unflattering makeup while making a face like a duck.

Today in History:

644 – Osman ibn Affan appointed 3rd kalief of islam

1793 – 1st state road authorized, Frankfort, Ky to Cincinnati

1836 – The Toledo War unofficially ends.

1913 – Greece formally takes possession of Crete

1955 – Tappan Zee Bridge in NY opens to traffic

1978 – China PR performs nuclear test at Lop Nor PRC

Woof.

285 Comments

  1. Not one pig joke.

    Hamm, it is what’s for dinner.

  2. Uhhhh, I think a bee stung her on the lips.

  3. I don’t make pig jokes about MKH, I’m not about to start with Dana

  4. Whoa.

  5. Veddy nice, Teen Wolf.

  6. Killed his Mom and shot up her class.

    Ahhhh…

  7. She seems nice…and smart, she wears glasses!

  8. This chick/chicks are a live version of Bratz minus the ‘bark like a dawg’ pose and large mammaries.

    http://tinyurl.com/csbkf3a

  9. I hope I’m as smart as she appears…..snicker.

  10. Uhhhh, I think a bee stung her on the lips.

    Hahahahah! Do a google image search, you’ll see that I specifically picked photos that minimized the duck face. Seriously, I think her makeup artist has a water fowl fetish.

  11. What mother in their right mind buys their kid “Bratz” dolls?

  12. Also, the yellow faced gal, pretty faced that she is, should have gone with a foundation to match her chestular region. That bugs.

  13. Spray tan, beasn.

  14. Um, *looks at feet to avoid the mare-glare*, I did. But in my defense I picked one that didn’t have the whorish outfit.

  15. Why would she spray tan only her face?

  16. Haha, the mare-glare.

    Should have a ™ behind it.

  17. Merry Christmas, Beanseses.

  18. The photoshoppers…Why would they spray tan only her face?

  19. Beasnsnssn, you need your ass kicked!

    Although, I don’t know why your sweet daughter would want one, you raised her right. Mine thought they were “gross.”

  20. *rummages thru purse, tosses out empty gum wrappers, a metric socket set, set of keys to an apartment from 1992, emery board, pencil sharpener, napkin with 32 lip print blots on it, hair brush, super glue, and pulls out EpiPen and jams it into BBF girl’s thigh*

    She’s swollen everywhere!!1!

  21. Awww, thank you puppeh!

    Merry Christmas to you too! http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bfec042d73701f891998189e1227d04/tumblr_mexmueIvdM1qe0wclo1_500.jpg

  22. Why would she spray tan only her face?

    Yes, why indeed.

    In her bio she lists ‘makeup artist’ as one of her occupations.

    Heh.

  23. YIKEs.

    I fixt beansess (Pup)

  24. My link.

  25. HAHAHAHA

    My husband just said, “what are Bratz?” and my daughter answered, “slutty, siliconed version of Barbie.”

  26. Try this one. For Puppeh only.

    http://tinyurl.com/c93jjt8

  27. Nice purse, McGuyver.

  28. My daughter goes on:

    “big lips, big booty, they look like girls who think they are too good to talk to you.” “Their heads are bigger than Barbie’s, it’s like a metaphor for a kid with a “big head”…attitude.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. Actually, MacGruber would be closer.

  30. Mare, she didn’t play with them much. A couple had pretty faces.

  31. She didn’t like the whorey looking ones.

  32. Barf.

  33. She’s swollen everywhere!!1!

    HAHAHAHA

  34. I fixed your link earlier with what I really want for Christmas.

    Thank you in advance, Benaesedsesearesdfssese.

  35. Just teasing, Beasn, but my daughter actually said that just now which made me laugh. I know your daughter is a sweetie, I shouldn’t have condemned them. My girls just never wanted one (I’m sure it’s because I said, “BRATZ, NO WAY I’M I BUYING THAT!!!).

  36. She’s not blonde MJ, I thought you’d like her.

  37. What do you wanna bet beasn made the cake in the birfday link up there?

  38. Like a dummy I clicked on the “shithole blog” link as my daughter walked by, she started laughing and said, “why are you looking at that?”

    Me, “Oh, Hostage related.”

    Daughter “makes sense.”

  39. Ah, Pups, what did you search for on the “MJ” link….hahahahahahah

  40. Oh, and I got my SS package yesterday. Thanks mysterious Stranger in Texas, it fits just swell.

  41. I wonder why people would want guns?

    http://tinyurl.com/cyfh2tn

  42. Actually, MacGruber would be closer.

    Sunava….

  43. Her lips are the size of footballs.

  44. Ah, Pups, what did you search for on the “MJ” link….hahahahahahah

    “MJ-little bitch-midget-smells bad-I hate him-triathelete-gay tattoos”

  45. “MJ-little bitch-midget-smells bad-I hate him-triathelete-gay tattoos”

    LOL

  46. CYN! There’s Pink Floyd references at AOS today.

    GO NAO!

  47. You know that the minus sign takes away search results in Google, right? You should use plus signs.

  48. NO!

    And you can’t make me go!!

  49. But yet I still got that gif with just MJ in the search.

    Hmmmmm.

  50. jay in ames + cracker + bad margarita + pendantic

    Amazing.

  51. *gives pups some skritches and a Cheezit*

  52. pendantic

    “Pedantic”, he said, pedantically.

  53. pedantic

  54. dammit leon, quit being fast

  55. “big lips, big booty, they look like girls who think they are too good to talk to you.” “

    More like huge head, big lips, skanky clothes. The rest of the doll was scrawny. Definitely looked like the girls who thought that. The neighbor girls, who loved them, were kind of like that.

  56. You would think ‘the boy’ would have seen enough of beasnette, at school. He is still here.

  57. Unless we feed him too well……..or….HAHAHAHAHA, did I tell you the young guy over in deli said I was a ‘silver fox’?

    HAHAHHAHA *cough* *sputter*

    gross.

  58. Good job, pupster. The BBF is nice too.

    And that final link? One of my favorite dog related bumper stickers: “What part of “Woof” don’t you understand?”

  59. said I was a ‘silver fox’?

    Do you prefer the term cougar instead of fox?

  60. did I tell you the young guy over in deli said I was a ‘silver fox’?

    If the words “bang” and “bus” come up, run away.

  61. In the first pic, she has the hot librarian look. (Cyn’s is better.)

  62. dammit leon, quit being fast

    Sorry, I’m busy plowing through a PDF on measuring/calculating subjective image quality. It’s the opposite of engrossing.

  63. Also, Secret Santa package mailed today. 😀

  64. I feel tired just reading the comment, leon.

    My condolences.

  65. Nice cans. Good dog Pups, good dog.

    *tosses you a Baconz*

    I’m angry and sad at the same time (not about the boobs, about murdered 5 year old children).

  66. *blushes*

    M’wah Roamy!

    *smacks her on the tushy and stuffs a Jackson in her pocket*

  67. If the words “bang” and “bus” come up, run away.

    Unless it’s a Banglar Bus, then climb aboard.

  68. The worst part is that this my second attempt, Jay. My first proposed metric proved insufficiently discriminatory.

    That’s right, I failed to discriminate as much as I wanted to. Nobody tell the board at Animosity International, they might take away my executive parking space.

  69. Just don’t party in the parking lot.

    Unless Police Liaison Tushar is with you.

  70. *smacks her on the tushy and stuffs a Jackson in her pocket*

    How come you get to do that?

  71. As someone who eats neither breakfast nor cereal, I would watch this movie.

  72. Man, your Internet and cable go out for a few hours, and everything goes to shit. Heartbreaking.

    How close is this to where Scott, Laura, and Wiser live?

  73. Girls always get away with stuff, AD.

    Always.

  74. And gay dudes. I still can’t fathom how Isaak Mizrahi got away with manhandling ScarJo’s mighty jugs.

  75. Swelling has gone down considerably. But, my left eye doesn’t want to focus and I have a really numb spot just outside my eyebrow on that side. If I have to get glasses, Imma be pissed!

  76. Local numbness after strong anesthesia isn’t unusual, Chief. I had a numb spot persist for a couple of weeks after my wisdom teeth-ectomy.

  77. MCPO, when do your stitches come out?

  78. Roamy – Afternoon of the 20th.

  79. Do you prefer the term cougar instead of fox?

    No on both counts. You have no idea how attractive our hair nets and ‘uniform’ can be.

    If the words “bang” and “bus” come up, run away.

    Already very wary. His grandma raised him. He seems polite. Am now uncomfortable when he walks by and says hello. He’s 27. My coworker, who is his roommate and told me about him, thinks it hilarious.

  80. Who is this Rosetta person mentioned above the comment box?

  81. Note to self: do not flirt with Beasn.

  82. My friend SonDRAK found out yesterday that her Corgi, Rumsfeld, has an inoperable brain tumor and will have to be put to sleep.

  83. You have no idea how attractive our hair nets and ‘uniform’ can be.

    Come on, beasn, chicks in uniforms are ‘hot’.

  84. Sorry to hear it, Chief.

  85. >> How close is this to where Scott, Laura, and Wiser live?

    bout 35 miles

  86. Excellent links puppeh. Thanks for doing this.

  87. Oh, I should have mentioned that a package from “Secret Sexy Santa” showed up here the other day. I’m fairly certain that has something to do with this place.

  88. Note to self: do not flirt with Beasn.

    He, who is young enough to be my son, and totally not my type if he wasn’t, has never flirted with me.

  89. Okay, gotta run. My wife is having knee replacement surgery Monday – I have to go finish preparing the house for her return.

    Have a great weekend folks, and don’t lick any door handles.

  90. He, who is young enough to be my son, and totally not my type if he wasn’t, has never flirted with me.

    Note to self: flirt with beasn, might be her type.

  91. Good luck to the wife, AD! Hope it goes smooth, like Dave’s did.

  92. MOM, LEON IS FLIRTING AGAIN!!!!

  93. It was my pleasure, MJ.

    If I could get paid to write stupid shit, find pictures of big bewbs, and link gifs I think I would probably get bored with it pretty fast unless I got paid a whole lot in which case I would keep doing it but my heart might not be in it the way it should be which would come through in my writing and then I would start repeating gifs and girls and my poasts would end up being a series of ‘open thread’ headlines with one picture of Kerry Marie and one lame gif that I had posted earlier in the week but forgot in my addled state of not caring about gifs or bewbs anymore and wondering what I had done with my life.

    So yeah, glad to fill in on occasion.

  94. >> My wife is having knee replacement surgery Monday

    Ouch. Make her do the therapy. It sucks, but it’s important.

  95. Good luck to soon to be more agile Agile wife.

  96. What a shitty day.

    Thanks for emboobifying it a little.

  97. Whew. Former co-worker is in Windsor Locks, not Danbury. Far enough away, I think.

    My kids’ schools have similar security. Two teachers stand at the entrance at drop-off and pick-up. The doors are locked at 8:00. Anyone tardy or wanting in has to go to the office door, ring the buzzer, and announce themselves. I can’t imagine them letting in someone looking like Rambo on the security camera. I can imagine them letting in someone who says, “I’m Mrs. Teacher’s son.”

  98. I’ll admit to saying, “It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.” after a couple of times being buzzed in.

  99. It was my pleasure, MJ.
    If I could get paid to write stupid shit, find pictures of big bewbs, and link gifs I think I would probably get bored with it pretty fast unless I got paid a whole lot in which case I would keep doing it but my heart might not be in it the way it should be which would come through in my writing and then I would start repeating gifs and girls and my poasts would end up being a series of ‘open thread’ headlines with one picture of Kerry Marie and one lame gif that I had posted earlier in the week but forgot in my addled state of not caring about gifs or bewbs anymore and wondering what I had done with my life.
    So yeah, glad to fill in on occasion.
    ———————————
    Really?

  100. Pupster, how is Mrs. Pupster? Much better?

  101. WTF do I need to know that Barak O’Chavez shed a tear today, when he supports killing infants near birth?

  102. >> Former co-worker is in Windsor Locks

    Windsor Locks was the scene of the great CT parking lot drunkfest.

  103. http://tinyurl.com/dyvyyaa

  104. Sorry I missed that. Glad I got to see you, Wiser, Cuffy, and Chumpo recreating the trick with the key and the beer can. (shit, can’t remember what you called that.)

  105. For Cyn:

  106. shotgunnin beers

  107. What a day, I think I set some packing records.

  108. *Moves CB to the top of the “Kill Yesterday” list*

  109. shotgunnin beers

    I think I got a pic or two of Russ showing that mastery.

  110. …in the 50 and over group anyway.

  111. I think I set some packing records.

    http://tinyurl.com/6qawx9d

  112. Thanks Cyn. I needed some funny.

  113. …in the 50 and over group anyway.

    http://is.gd/xLSaWE

  114. Yes, there is photographic evidence of Russ shotgunning.

  115. Yeah, funny’s a bit hard to come by today. But needed badly

    I teared up picking up the boys from school today. I had to suck it up quick when a friend of the oldest asked for a ride home for she and her brother (they ride a city bus about 25 miles to go to this school). No problem what so ever.

    It made me smile to hear the laughter of the four kids in the car; and grateful.

  116. Still funny!

  117. OMG… It’s Friday…

    HI RICH!

  118. Wow, NBC News (haha, I snicker when I say news) is really beating the gun control drum tonight.

    And Obama’s tear? That was SO scripted. Just saw the replay of it.

  119. Yes it is.

  120. beating the gun control drum tonight

    See… this pisses me off royally already. That and there’s going to be crazy knee-jerk security measures put in at schools at massive expense.

    It’s insane to even go down these roads, for one insane person. WHERE THE HELL HAS REASON GONE?!

  121. *takes handful of the red meth and one, just one, of the blue meth*

  122. Medicinal:

  123. Scott, you’ll never get that shotgun now.

  124. Just think of all the kindergarten kids who have been saved.

  125. http://i.imgur.com/hd76S.jpg

    Instead of a kitler, that’s a barbershop quartet pup! Looks like he has a handlebar mustache.

  126. I know. I’m a sick fuck.

    We should just go ahead and ban guns at schools.

  127. I suppose I ought to get a Mossberg before they outlaw shotgun shells. Mark my words, this will begin a rage of gun control legislation.

  128. I think our pellet stove was back ordered too. We’ll probably freeze to death before the zombies come.

  129. Oh yeah. It took my lib friends about two hours to insert their gun control views on FaceDickSlap. And they’ve been hard at it ever since.

  130. Well, if they can figure out how to keep guns away from crazy people I won’t have a problem with it.

  131. They don’t care about crazy people. They want guns away from peaceful citizens.

  132. That guy who shot Giffords was so crazy that Walmart wouldn’t sell him ammunition. How the hell did he legally get a gun?

  133. Cyn, check email or FB, your pic.

  134. I mean, pick.

  135. This thing is so cool.

    http://twitpic.com/bm0fet

  136. GLBTQ? This may be the first “questioning” fabric.

    http://is.gd/btg16u

  137. Roamy, I love that stuff. Have you ever seen Keith Cooper?

  138. Either not much happened on this day in history or Pupster just sucks at history. Don’t know which.

  139. MJ left out Pearl Harbor Day last week.

  140. The last supper.
    http://is.gd/D4SMYC

  141. MJ sucks at history.

  142. Last Supper Deux: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreilles_de_crisse

    Bonus pig parts

  143. Hey, I would totally eat oreilles de crisse.

  144. This may lighten your day a wee bit. . .

  145. That kid is growing like a weed.

  146. Scott – It is amazing.

  147. They’re good. I had them several years ago on a road trip to New Brunswick in April. They had every form of food you could put maple syrup on. Mmmmm, maple syrup!

  148. j1mbro – That Canadian dish has me hankering for some good Amish scrapple!

  149. I’ve heard of scrapple but never had it….bucket list!

  150. Nice sausagefest we got going here.

  151. MCPO, I normally disapprove of mohawks on pretty young ladies, but for DG we make an exception! Ha ha ha haaa ADORABLENESS.

  152. Laura’s here. Put that sausage away!

  153. LauraW – It’s natural and I don’t expect it will last much longer.

  154. mohawks on baby girls look pretty good.

  155. There should be a DG cam.

  156. Did anybody discover that anybody else was their mysterious benefactor today?

  157. You need a Car in cam to make sure she’s not still plotting to kidnap DG.

  158. Split screen. I am OK with that.

  159. HAHAHA! They are only 45 minutes south of Carin. . . .

  160. She’s really precious, what a blessing, MCPO.

  161. Mare – She has a sweet disposition too!

  162. I have a sweet disposition.

  163. I don’t. Mostly sour.

  164. Hotspur – SURE you do!

  165. Ghetto bar!

  166. They grow up so fast.

  167. I’m such a rebel. I made tater tots in the toaster oven and didn’t turn them over at the halfway point!

  168. one of the greatest poats in history, I give this one 3 of these thingies <<<

  169. I don’t remember the last time I made or ate a tot.

  170. Tater tots are better than dumpster diving.

  171. Scott – You need to start dumpster diving behind the finer restaurants – just sayin’.

  172. I’m such a rebel. I made tater tots in the toaster oven and didn’t turn them over at the halfway point!

    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world…

  173. Hawkeye on the bow cat!

    http://tinyurl.com/cmvw9oy

  174. I still find the new E-2 props weird.

  175. Some say you cannot over-decorate for Christmas. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/co65wlv

  176. Get some!

    http://tinyurl.com/d8wepat

  177. I linked to Dave’s post on Pearl Harbor or possibly said I would and never did. Probably the latter.

  178. You referenced Dave’s upcoming poat on Pearl Harbor in your poat MJ.

  179. That E-2 better spread its wings, or there’s gonna be a problem.

    Chief,
    WTF,O? DG has a Mohawk? What’s next, piercings, or a tattoo?

  180. Thank you for the DG pic, Chief.

  181. Get some!

    http://tinyurl.com/d8wepat

    That was so not what I was expecting.

  182. Cyn – You don’t have love for the venerable M-60?

    ChrisPy – Kids these days. . .

    CrazyBear – Ain’t she sweet?!

  183. Some say you cannot over-decorate for Christmas. . .

    There was a trailer near here with dozens of strings of lights. Some of them had the blink function, some had the chase function, so it was basically a seething mass of lights.

  184. Roamy – Oh no, you ditint!!

  185. I didn’t say I didn’t like it, Chief, just wasn’t what I was expecting. In other news, the boys and I saw our first Osprey in flight. Pretty cool.

    DG is a killah! I NEED to nom nom on her cheeks!

  186. Hehehe!

    [url=http://forgifs.com][img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206553-1/Walking-dog-waits-puddle.gif?[/img][/url]

  187. I LOVE DG pics!!!!

  188. Get some!

    Easy! Ya just don’t lead ’em so much! Ain’t war hell?

  189. MCPO, you and Osita both have been giving me earworms for a week!

  190. I NEED to nom nom on her cheeks!

    until she giggles. Yes.

  191. Chief,
    Even though you totally “Screwed The Pooch” on that link, it was VERY cute!
    Thank you!

  192. HTML CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9!

  193. Chief,
    I really liked the M-60! It was a lot of fun, except when I had to carry its 23lbs for a long distance, at a run.
    Just sitting perimeter with it was fine.
    Humping it, not so much.

  194. Cynthia,
    SMoooCH!

  195. My earworms are nice. MCPO is mean! LOL

  196. ChrisPy – I was an M-60 gunner in the Naval Emergency Ground Defense Force for 4 years. I agree. Hated humping it, loved that weapon!

  197. I hate stepping in dog shit.

    On the plus side, Moses seems to be feeling better. Dosed him with glucosamine.. he ain’t limping tonight. Still a little tuckered.

  198. Smoooooches back, Chrispy!

  199. Great Dave!
    Give Moses a smooch from me and lick his nose for Zeke.
    Heh

  200. Good to hear about Moses, Dave. How old is he?? He will always be this to me.

  201. More Moses details! What did the vet day? Is he getting around better?

  202. oops, you already said he’s not limping.

    Hey Dave!

  203. He licked the shit outta my face already VMan. I’m trying to remember when he was that pup in the pic Cyn linked.. eldest was in HS.. had to be 2005 or so. Makes him 7 I think.

    Remember when I wanted to kill him?

    Save This Dog – posted by Dave in Texas

  204. Hated the -60. Loved the M240 (which is what was pictured in the ‘get some’ link)

  205. Hey Lips! Vet said “he’s old. Hip aingst” We can give him a little aspirin with his foods. I think he got overworked on a run last week while playing with Mrs. Dave. Hope it passes, he does seem better tonight. We did a heating pad on his rump and leg last night.

  206. I think we need a pic of DG cuddling with Moses.

  207. Chief,
    That got me thinking back to when I had to be able re-assemble the M-60 blindfolded, without getting the gas-piston in backwards.
    I think it was 1967-’68.
    What is that, 45 years ago?
    It sucks getting old…

  208. Remember when I wanted to kill him?

    So, what happened? Did he dig up some dirt on you?

  209. M240 ain’t nuthin’ but a jacked up M60 built by Belgians when the chocolate factories are closed!

  210. M2A1?

  211. Uh, you do realize the M240 (or rather, the MAG58) came before the M60?

  212. xBrad – Nobody is buying your crap! The M60 is the shiznit!

  213. Xbrad,
    Bite me! Heathen!

  214. A beagle’s cuteness saves him from killin

  215. Dave, I say the same thing about dachshunds.

  216. die tuefelhunden

  217. Thanks Dave.

  218. Fuckit, my connection keeps crapping out. I’mma watch something and check in on you miscreants later.

  219. Waited on mj’s twin tonight.I

  220. Merry Merry loves Lipstick

  221. I have a stitch poking me in the tears duct. It’s driving me insane!

  222. I pulled my knee stitches out myself.

    In this case I do not recommend,

  223. Jimbro will give you instructions via the blog how to pull that stitch.

  224. Derp down before the one you serve.
    You’re going to get what you deserve.

  225. ^Finally. One I knew off the top of my head^

  226. Nine Inch Nails. xbrad is a Trent Reznor fan. I did not see that.

  227. Well by golly, until Carin gets here, and somebody replaces this dead post, us early birds can wake up down by the water:

  228. Slackers

  229. I slept until 7.

    Hoo boy.

  230. Ugh. Time to go back to work, already?? I could swear I just left that place.

    Body hurts and we’re just starting to hit peak volume. And everybody wants their work done before Christmas.

    One of my longtimers brought in a giant chandelier yesterday. This was Scott’s reaction to her: http://youtu.be/ca9GuwuOVZc

  231. I call Zeke Demanding Dog when the clock hits 7 and I am nice and toasty warm he starts licking me
    Then Demando Dog when he returns
    If I manage to drift off I loose a lot more letters

  232. Going to try and watch some Breaking Bad this morning while I drink my cocoa.

  233. Did you guys see Pupster hitting the bottle video at Ace’s ONT?

  234. Mr White! Yo!

  235. Wakey wakey.

    Eggs and bakey

  236. I may give up on trying to learn Spanish. It’s just a labor of endurance. My tongue hates it and keeps trying to speak German.

  237. I have a wake up song for you guys .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPpDyIJdasg

  238. MJ, I want to thank you because your twin (who I waited on last night ) tipped me $28 on a $57 bill.

    He only looked sorta like you (he was taller – cough) but I swears he had your personality.

  239. MJ, I want to thank you because your twin (who I waited on last night ) tipped me $28 on a $57 bill.
    He only looked sorta like you (he was taller – cough) but I swears he had your personality.
    ———————————–
    He sounds nice.

  240. That bottle dog video is funnah.

  241. zelda loves the two liter bottles. Favorite toy ever. She’s hilarious with them – throws them around , does funny jumps.

    Highly entertaining.

  242. I can’t believe Cyn and I forgot to take pikshures. That was not very intelligent, but I swear it was like seeing an old friend you’ve knows forever.

    I’ve been asked not to travel very much, but one of the things I really need to do is get out into the field, so I’m going to talk to my boss about it. I’m going to try to pick places that have hostages.

  243. I’ve been asked not to travel very much, but one of the things I really need to do is get out into the field, so I’m going to talk to my boss about it. I’m going to try to pick places that have hostages.

    Field work in Lapeer.

    We’re booming up here with them security/fire things you sell.

  244. Tips were fabulous last night for the most part. Except for the clueless folks.

    I only had two tables of them, so not so bad.

  245. The office in Detroit actually needs a ton of help.

  246. I’m in the same county as Detroit, MJ. If you’re here at the right time, I could grill for the 4 of us.

    Pick a warmer month 🙂

  247. YEA!!! Come to Detroit!!

  248. I’m going to work on it. I used to have an insane travel budget in a lesser role, so hopefully I can figure it out.

  249. I was looking for a word to describe the Connecticut shooter. Malignant.
    Malignant cancer is the kind that kills you was my uneducated definition
    According to Merriam Webster the non medical use is Passionately and relentlessly malevolent
    I took latin 30 years ago so I recognized that as meaning bad something so I looked up malevolence
    Again MW says The desire to cause pain for the satisfaction of doing harm

    2 words sum it up nicely Malignantly malevolent

  250. “YEA!!! Come to Detroit!!”

    Carin’s tourism saying is lame.

  251. My Espanol issue might be auditory. I’m trying to learn it by listening and speaking it with my software and audio CDs. Reading it more might help. I can usually suss out Latin when I try for a bit.

  252. Oh I forgot this dovetails nicely into my word search
    http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/12/14/gehenna-in-connecticut/

  253. As with all things, you must pay a price for them. The price for one of our freedoms is the death of innocents from a madman. I’m not willing to forego my freedom to own any gun I currently have the right to, for a perceived safety.

    The price for freedom of speech is to hear many things that make you angry, frustrated and probably offended.

  254. “YEA!!! Come to Detroit!!”

    Carin’s tourism saying is lame.

    Bit me.

  255. Mare, this is from PJ tatler:

    ” Most of these incidents trigger debates about “gun control.” Fine. Seldom discussed in the mainstream media, however, is the correlation between such incidents and the mass drugging of our youth. Given the undeniably frequent coincidence of school shootings and antidepressant use in the United States, I am waiting to hear which psychiatric drugs the Connecticut shooter was using.””

  256. MJ:

    Screw Michigan. Come to DFW.

  257. I find it interesting that we always talk about gun control, when what we SHOULD be talking about is our apparent crazy-folk.

    WTF is wrong that we have crazy/depressed folks who are able to do these things?

    And, it appears that despite all the attention and articles written to people’s precious mental health, these things are getting worse.

  258. I know how to make Prime Rib too, MJ. Ignore Michael.

  259. As bad as they were, we should never have emptied out the asylums like we did. Part of the reason we have such a high incarceration rate is that the prisons do double duty containing the insane and disturbed.

  260. I couldn’t agree more, Carin.

    That’s the FIRST and ONLY thing I thought, what meds?

    If we had courageous politicians (HAHAHAHA) the only conversation would be about what initiated him to take a gun to a classroom full of 5 year olds.

  261. ^^^^that.

    The mentally ill have rights, though, Leon.

    And little Johnny is fine as long as he takes his meds.

  262. I’m not kidding when I say, I blame liberal policies for these kinds of shootings. Read about this guy to find out what I mean.

  263. Kennedy was feeling guilty about the sister his father lobotomized.

  264. On facebook, people are saying it’s too early … etc. Well, the gun control people already held a rally last night. so … obviously its not too early.

    And, the question of whether he was crazy … that’s not really a serious question, now is it?

    He WAS crazy. The only question is how his craziness went unnoticed/unmonitored.

    People who are schizophrenic (a mental disease that often comes on quickly at around the shooters age) -they are almost never violent.

  265. gmarmin

  266. I don’t get the logic we already have laws

    I bet murder is illegal in Connecticut.

    I bet carrying a weapon in a school zone is a felony too
    Brandishing a weapon is usually a felony
    Pointing a weapon at someone is assault with a deadly weapon
    Carrying the weapons without a license is illegal in Ct
    Possessing a weapon by a minor is usually illegal
    Theft is against the law too

    So we have a minor who illegally steals a weapon, Illegally possesses a weapon illegally carries a weapon illegally possesses a weapon in a school illegally brandishes a weapon illegally assaults people and illegally kills 26 people

    Sometimes suicide is illegal but it is rather hard to prosecute

    You think passing another law would prevent this guy from doing what he did?

    300 million Americans did not kill 27 people yesterday so lets blame them for this tragedy.

  267. V-man, don’t worry. Obama is going to do something. Non-political, of course.

    No worries.

  268. I forgot
    I will bet it is illegal in Ct to leave guns unsecured in the presence of a minor.

    If the mother had followed that law yesterday may have been different.

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  270. I’m going to copy that and use it in response to all the libs who are going to start braying about gun control in the next few days.

  271. Feel free Carin please correct any spelling errors

  272. Add some commas, too.

    /Hotspur

  273. NEW POAT

  274. The other McCain has a good post about crazy control.

    I do not get the whole thing. The coward kills momma because he is mad about something. That should have ended it. Why drive to school and kill her students?

    Were they taking momma time from the cowardly momma’s boy?

  275. We have banished men from schools, it women are generally more averse to guns than men. So, even if the logic of allowing teachers to carry guns is sound, it will not work. Liberals love to have the general population defenseless. They have exactly what they want.

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