Hi. It’s the weekend, and you know what the means? No really, do you know what it means, because I have no idea. Every day is basically the same, except the weekend seems to have a 75% better chance of sex. Meh.
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I wrote this song for the people that thought Hope n’ Change™ was a good slogan. They can go fuck themselves with a cactus while the rest of the world goes about removing the choomtater in chief. The moshpit at never is un-fucking-believable.
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Today’s model comes from the magical land of England, which seems to be entirely populated by guys named Nigel or Roger. What a bunch of homos. She stands nine feet tall, weighs 78 pounds and sports the impressive ability to chug a 32F big gulp in under 9 seconds. Please stop filling the belly button well for a moment, and welcome Lacey Banghard!!!11!!!
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Big test on Tuesday, so we should probably study hard. We’ll be meeting at my place this weekend to review the following important dates in history:
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1783 – In Rocky Hill, New Jersey, US General George Washington gives his “Farewell Address to the Army”.
1868 – Time zone: New Zealand officially adopts a standard time to be observed nationally.
1898 – Cheerleading is started at the University of Minnesota with Johnny Campbell leading the crowd in cheering on the football team.
1930 – Haile Selassie is crowned emperor of Ethiopia.
1936 – The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation is established.
1953 – The Constituent Assembly of Pakistan names the country The Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
1965 – Norman Morrison, a 31-year-old Quaker, sets himself on fire in front of the river entrance to the Pentagon to protest the use of napalm in the Vietnam war.
1984 – Capital punishment: Velma Barfield becomes the first woman executed in the United States since 1962.
2007 – 50,000–100,000 people demonstrate against the Georgian government in Tbilisi.
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Nine mile run, and fundraising this weekend.
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Smashing.
Lacey Banghard? Really?
That’s comedy gold, right there.
MJ, I’m pretty proud of my new car sticker:
http://tinyurl.com/bvgzyq6
My favorite part:
1783 – In Rocky Hill, New Jersey, US General George Washington gives his “Farewell Address to the Army”.
She seems nice…..
HEY!
How is that header pic any better than the other one? Other than not being gross?
What was the old header pic?
Yeah, new header isn’t really SFW either. Cute, but possibly troublesome.
Old header pic, NSFW:
Then again, most BBF pics are NSFW too. Oh well.
Yikes, but thanks Jay, I hate it when I don’t know what the heck people are talking about.
Hmm, I notice that Romney emails keep getting sent to spam in gmail, but miraculously the Obama ones never do.
Ok, tough one this week, but the winner is pic #2, for more beach, more natural and less makeup.
ps – end the scoamf dictatorship
Velma Barfield becomes the first woman executed in the United States since 1962.
Hey, hey, hey now……”Velma” is supposed to be sweet and wholesome….. 😛
Comment at Ace’s:
172 If Staten Islanders register for the marathon, they can get fresh water at the hydration stations. Quit complaining, folks.
Posted by: Mayor Michael Bloomberg at November 02, 2012 10:39 AM (dtjHp)
Oh, and hopefully this will be the last BBF of the SCOAMF’s “official” reign – we should have a new President next week.
*fingers crossed*
The seashell tits and ivy tits chicks, and the current line of mooners in the header are all okay and SFW, but my bubble blower was not?
I see how it is around here.
President-elect.
There’s still plenty of time for SCOAMF to do damage in a lame duck.
I’m pretty sure none of them were SFW.
Unless you work for the government, or an adult book store.
HAHAHA…Hotspur is gross!
Well, I still love you Hotspur!
It’s not like I posted Tubgirl or something.
I think some closet libtards are starting to comment here. NSFW indeed.
Dorks.
Don’t post any photos of dorks.
Great job MJ. In my case, NSFW means Not Safe For Wife. She especially wouldn’t appreciate the famous Bert and Ernie pic.
jinkies, this is a good bbf…
This is the United States of America! How are crews being turned away for not being union? (If that is a myth, please let me know.) A Marathon? Really?
http://www.businessinsider.com/hurricane-sandy-devastates-staten-island-2012-11?0=bi
Uh on… look like the Fisker auto plant got rained on
http://tinyurl.com/yd3mpo8
HA! I didn’t even know what a “Karma” made by Fisker was until this morning.
Can someone explain the Red Cross situation to me? Why are they the bad guys? Are they just a scape goat? What about government agencies?
Gotta love a girl in garters.
I’ll, uh, be right back.
rec’d by e-mail:
TOP-10 “Only In America”
Observations ~ by a Canadian
1) Only in America, could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.
2) Only in America, could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black.
3) Only in America, could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
4) Only in America, can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
5) Only in America, would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ‘magically’ become American citizens.
6) Only in America, could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”
7) Only in America, could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
8) Only in America, could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).
9) Only in America, could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
10) Only in America, could the rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.
After two days of grueling outdoor projects, today might be time to clean inside:
http://tinyurl.com/a8452a6
Don’t forget to dust the bed, xbrad!
Wiser wants pics, too.
Could someone also explain why that twat Kathleen Parker is tweeting this:
kathleenparker @kathleenparker
Forget Romney/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.
He’s doing a horrible job during this catastrophe.
Am I taking crazy pills?
Anyone?
Hah, this comment reminded me of Geoff:
The tweet was from a few days ago. Obama and Bloomberg decided to become the face of the effort to score some political points, but didn’t plan or realize that fixin’ things is hard.
Now they will pay for their ‘everything is fine!’ fuck up.
>> Can someone explain the Red Cross situation to me? Why are they the bad guys? Are they just a scape goat? What about government agencies?
The Red Cross has a pretty poor record of dollars spent in actual aid vs. administrative costs (salaries, PR, lobbying). The CEO makes almost a million bucks. Former President Bernadine Healy solicited funds for 9/11 victims, and received $547 million, and then stupidly announced they would give victims 30% and use the rest for other Red Cross projects.
Several other issues related to leadership, extravagant spending (this is at the national level, not local), blah blah. They’ve done a pretty poor job of restoring their tarnished image, particlarly their record on admin spending.
Now, what about government agencies?
The 538 blog has Obama with a 81% chance of winning. That’s just nuts.
Either he or us is gonna look stupid. I’m liking the presence of math on our side.
Am I taking crazy pills?
Anyone?
“Strange times are these in which we live when old and young are taught falsehoods in school. And the person who dares to tell the truth is called at once a lunatic and fool.”
Not really strange times. Same shit, different decade.
The 538 blog has Obama with a 81% chance of winning. That’s just nuts.
Unless their chinese hackers are manning the booths. Chavez got away with it.
I think a “community group” (aka, a mob) should form and block the the Verrazano Narrows Bridge and blockade the NYC Marathon. The city government is nuts to try to run it, but the residents don’t have to put up with that bullshit. And if there’s a confrontation, does the city really want to be seen beating up on disaster victims?
Dave, thanks for the coverage of the Red Cross…about government agencies…where’s FEMA? I mean with regards to Staten Island.
This POS blog is Middle School Rodeo. Ha ha ha !
Excellent yob today on the BBF, MJ.
Man, everything is so upside down. Is this what Alinsky was hoping for?
I’ve been trying to dissect his model for a little while. I understand it from a statistical point of view, but I wouldn’t look at an obvious outlier like the NJ poll and throw it in the mix, relying on the average to balance it out. It just doesn’t make good sense to trust obviously bad data.
It appears that the MSA (measurement system analysis) has been totally forgotten this year.
My guess is that if he’s proven wrong, he’ll either blame the data, or open up the model to show that his prediction fell within the range, but was incorrect as to the winner.
Kind of like pick a number 1-10.
Nine?
No, it was 6.
Oh, I actually had it between 6 and 9 so I was right.
Data and stats people are some of the biggest bullshitters in the world, when it comes down to it. They rely on ignorance or ridicule when they are wrong. See Global Warming.
Alinsky was on crack.
Mare, I heard some FEMA rep say as of this morning they have issued over $18MM in funds for relief of varying types.
This is what FEMA does, they’re not first or even second responders. They are a “rapid conduit” for $$ for relief. And of course when you’re throwing money fast, you’re going to help people who need it, and there will be fraud and waste. That’s what “give money first, audit later” leads to, see Katrina.
Data and stats people are some of the biggest bullshitters in the world
What do you do again? Oh, that’s right. You write stories.
Gad, I pure hate the MFM.
Just heard a news report where they interviewed a “random guy on the street” in NYC who said “It’s crazy. I knew a couple of people who died…”
They then followed that up with “19 people have died in NYC.”
10 million people live in NYC. And they just happened to randomly find one guy who knew 2 of the 19 who died?
Bullshit.
Good day, boobsters.
BEANSES!
That “guy on the street” is an amazing statistical anomaly.
Also…DICK!
“an amazing statistical anomaly.”
Then again, so is my shoulder to waist size ratio.
Remember, they are smarter than you and they care more than you do.
http://tinyurl.com/b4ukkss
Here’s a long-distance dedication to “random guy on the street”:
Remember, they are smarter than you and they care more than you do.
The Marie Antoinette costume was a little “on the nose,” huh?
“Remember, they are smarter than you and they care more than you do.”
Do any of them know that you can look in a dictionary and find the meaning of the word Hypocrite? …:a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings. — hypocrite adjective …
Debbie Harry actually looked pretty good for her age.
The Marie Antoinette costume was a little “on the nose,” huh?
yeah, just a little bit…
Do any of them know that you can look in a dictionary and find the meaning of the word Hypocrite?
They have people for that.
Remember, they are smarter than you and they care more than you do.
I like the Breitbart headline for that one: Let them eat cake!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs1yzQmH01qa6z3eo1_500.jpg
Oh man, that looks like the makings of a delicious Fall recipe.
Here’s how I’d caption todays Header pic:
Let’s get nekkid. Any or all of ya.
It’s impossible to measure the loathing I have for this POS:
http://tinyurl.com/ag8twc2
I saw amazing statistical anomaly open for Phantom of the Opera in ’96.
Okay, I just saw an anti-Obama ad on the local CBS affiliate. That’s the first one I’ve seen here on broadcast teevee.
It wasn’t a Romney campaign ad, but the fact that anyone is willing to spend money on that here is interesting.
The quickest answer to Mr. Reid that I know of is, “You won’t have to. You’ll be the minority leader. At best.”
Gah! Fucking Java.
I don’t mess with Java anymore. Sumatra is where it’s at.
I don’t get the header title.
FIGHT!!!! Bums vs Wallstreet!!!!
I don’t work much in Java either. Mostly C++ and python these days.
Screw the bums!
Screw the wallstreeters!
*Redacted because header changed and that’s icky*
hahahaha….I don’t have a job but I want to be a Wallstreeter!!
FIGHT!!!!
Ah, Leon, you may want to take another look at the header…but if that’s the way it is, we still love you. But stay away from my cat!
I hadn’t looked in awhile. I’ve censored myself.
Whew.
It occurs to me that both bums and wallstreeters drink wine.
It’s impossible to measure the loathing I have for this POS:
http://tinyurl.com/ag8twc2
But remember, it’s the Republicans who are the obstructionists….
But remember, it’s the Republicans who are the obstructionists….
I love throwing that one out, when confronted with a “GOP House” argument.
If that’s the case, then, thank you Reegis, do I love being an obstructionist.
For my money, Reid can go enjoy a cactus.
This is the ad I was talking about a few minutes ago:
Ran right at the halfway point of TPIR. Don’t forget to spay or neuter BO!
Why hasn’t someone kicked Harry Reid in the cunt in all of these years?
Romney will pick off moderate senators (Finestein, Nelson) for his proposals. That’s if the republicans don’t win the senate, which I don’t think is going to happen, and if Reid is the majority leader again.
I’m not sure he gets the job. He’s a real cock, and people on his own side don’t like him.
You don’t think GOP wins the Senate?
Harry is gonna learn a very hard lesson should he decide to be a dick.
My question is why do the more mainstream Dems support his as their leader?
Oh, wait… what am I saying. All the “mainstream” dems are gone.
Comment by mare on November 2, 2012 12:06 pm
Am I taking crazy pills?
Anyone?
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Darlin’, you don’t need crazy pills. Crazy pills take you…………..
ALthough I am not a fan of early voting, I has voted early.
Surprising, bit of a line here at a small polling place in central Texas.
It doesn’t take long to fill in one circle on the ballot. I wanted to burnish my RINO creds (as Andy puts it) by voting for a token Dem, but there isn’t one running here that’s worth the extra 5 minutes it would have taken me to fill out 25 R circles and 1 D.
Suckit, RINO creds.
If Romney wins, I think the consolidated left breaks. The hard left (Reid, Pelosi, Obama) will be proven failures. I don’t see them regrouping or convincing any democrat that wants a job to go more left than Obama because that’s just what people are craving.
You can only surprise someone in the mouth once.
You don’t think GOP wins the Senate?
nope. McMahon loses, Aiken loses, Senate isn’t changing
You can only surprise someone in the mouth once.
MJ wins the internets.
You can only surprise someone in the mouth once.
Unless you are a committed Dem. Of course, they probably are just acting surprised. But that doesn’t mean they still don’t love it….
You don’t think GOP wins the Senate?
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Nope.
‘Lo, Cyn.
You can only surprise someone in the mouth once.
Red States that keep electing Democrat Senators show, on the other hand, that you can “surprise” someone in the ass over and over.
Hiya, Pupps.
http://is.gd/io8APp
Damn, this running of NYC marathon is one of the dumbest damn things I’ve ever heard. And I work for the government.
DrewM is on FIRE on the twitter about it.
Good work.
My 1:38 comment still stands.
Hahahahaha
Joe Biden stepped in it again.
I don’t think Biden ever got out of it.
This one, HS?
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-theres-never-been-day-last-four-years-ive-been-proud-be-his-vice-president_660130.html
Damn, this running of NYC marathon is one of the dumbest damn things I’ve ever heard.
Amen.
Except, on the inside, I’m giggling like Rosetta when he was a little girl knowing that this decision is going to bite Bloomie in the ass. Hard.
Red States that keep electing Democrat Senators show, on the other hand, that you can “surprise” someone in the ass over and over.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U
Dave, I thought briefly about voting for a D for the US congress. My county has been gerrymandered out of Conaway’s west TX district and into a district that runs along the pinche river from the eastern El Paso suburbs to southwestern San Antonio. Some dude I don’t know anything about named Federico Canseco is the R and a guy named Pete Gallegos out of Alpine is the D. Pete has been in the state house in Austin for 22 years but never been to DC. I don’t know what Canseco’s history is. But every single flier I’ve gotten from Canseco has attempted to tie Gallegos to Obama implying heavily that he’d been in the US house for the past 22 years. I don’t appreciate that kind of dishonesty out of anyone R or D. I’m starting to heavily suspect that Canseco is one of those kinds of Republicans that us moron types don’t care for. In other words, a sucker of dick. But I’ll probably vote for Canseco, cause at least he’ll be sucking Boehner’s dick instead of Pelosi’s.
Hahaha
Yeah, that one.
If only we had a media that would cover gaffes by politicians.
The crowds for Biden, Obama, and Clinton have been very small. I’ve noticed stories popping up about it here and there.
I wonder if there’s a way to knit that together into a story?
Francisco Canseco won a tough contest and was one of our 3 Rs to upset incumbent Ds in 2010. He beat that douchebag Ciro Rodriguez.
You may remember Ciro. He’s the asshole who yelled at his constituents when they challenged his vote on Obamacare.
Canseco is a solid R. Supports the AZ immigration law.
Ciro gets mad when he’s called a liar (which he is)
Doesn’t like bullshit either!
Canseco did us a huge favor gettin rid of this jackass (or rather, the voters of TX 23 did, thank you)
Red States that keep electing Democrat Senators show, on the other hand, that you can “surprise” someone in the ass over and over.
UNEXPECTED!
I wonder if there’s a way to knit that together into a story?
“Racist Voters Turn Backs on Historic President”
This stuff pretty much writes itself.
Voters Love Obama So Much They Can’t Bear His Presence
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! This comes up as a related video after you play the second one dave linked:
Dragon Baby
David Burge for President
There aren’t many that are better with 140 characters or less, is there?
Too bad he’s a Hawkeye fan.
Lower Turnout At Rallies Points To Economic Boom
Ohio – Fewer people are attending campaign events in support of President Obama because they cannot get time off from their totes-for-realsies jobs, a pudgy mustachioed man who spoke on background said…
Catholics, I have a question: is the “Bishop’s Letter” I keep hearing about at AOS today the same letter from weeks ago, or a different one?
There really aren’t, Jay. I agree.
Wow: ‘America’s Mayor’ Giuliani said that Bloomie having the NYC marathon was a good thing. He likened it to carrying on after 9/11.
Um, no.
Lower Turnout At Rallies Points To Economic Boom
Seems legit.
On FNC, Romney speaking in Ohio now and I’m feeling funny in my bikini areas.
He sounds like an adult.
AAAAAGEIST!!!!
BEANSES!
Awww..who’s a good boy?
*skritches pup’s ears*
He corrected himself, “If I’m elected, no, WHEN I’m elected…”
Booya!
Has this dipshit ever been right about anything?
Jay, our diocese never read the original letter. Some areas are re-reading or their local Bishops have written new opinions on the mandate. YMMV
Listening to him, you almost have the sense that Romney has some experience at life and knows how to get things done. It’s eerie. I’m not sure that’s something you want in a president.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/specials/hurricane-sandy-before-after-photos/
wow
I’ll just stick with occasional lake-effect snow, thanks.
So, it turns out this is why the cops don’t fuck with Tushar…
Tell me that Tushar has that badass mustache, at least.
Okay. Tushar has that badass mustache.
You know, Tushar does look a lot like that cop at the end
Big HS football night in town (for IL, at least). Edwardsville vs. East St. Louis in the State playoff sectionals.
I’ve been trying to convince the phatspawn that she REALLY wanted to go (she’s a sophomore).
Nope, not interested.
Teenage girl’s minds. HOW DO THEY WORK?
I saw the sun today. . . 3 times!!
Sorry, Chief. No clouds again means we’ll have another cold night here in the high desert.
I qualified the above statement because I grew up and played football in the great state of Texas.
I asked my daughter if they had a big pep rally today at school today.
She looked at me oddly and said, ‘No, why would we do that?’
Me: Because it’s the state playoffs?
She: We don’t have one for the girl’s field hockey team, why should we have one for football?
Me: WTH is girl’s field hockey?
God, I understand that having two girls is cosmic karma for what a bastard I was as a kid, but this is riCOCKulous!
Remind me to slap the person changing the header pic today.
And by person I mean Cyn’s ass, but you get my drift.
No Friday pep rally?
>> Teenage girl’s minds. HOW DO THEY WORK?
Never raise your voice. Or speak with a stern tone, which they will interpret as “yelling at me”.
I guess I missed it that you are a member of the 2 daughters club.
Peace be with you. In a few years. When they go off to school.
Ok, not peace really, less chaos.
I sure wish someone could figure out what the unsecure content on this fucking page is and nuke it.
Heh. My brother promised his daughter he would go to some cheer events with her. Then he got tickets for the Reds/Giants playoff games for the same weekend. His youngest son is still upset that they didn’t go to the baseball games.
MJ, I changed it to cute puppy and kitty from barely legal naked ass in your face. Someone has since put up the Hotspur self portrait.
*draws line across Cyn’s lower back*
I dare you to slap across this line.
Dave,
There’s a club?
Do they have meetings? At least a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Mrs. Phat is in Chicago this weekend with her girlfriends and I’m feeling a bit adrift.
Adrift in a sea of estrogen.
GO GET CHOCOLATE! DO IT NOW!
Nobody gives a crap about high school sports around here.
Scott, not even chick basketball?
High School football is H-U-G-E here. But, then again, there ain’t a whole lot else to do. . .
Pupster,
i have an emergency stash of Halloween candy I may have to break out.
It’s the good stuff: Reeses, Snickers, and and kit kats.
I didn’t go to one football game while I was in HS. I went to one in college. It was 6 to 9.
Nuff said.
Scott,
Where do you live?
France?
MJ,
Glad you enjoyed your first 69.
MJ – Here ya go. . .
Until recently University of Connecticut played in a stadium with a capacity of about 15,000.
Texas has bigger stadiums for high school I bet.
When I moved to Ohio and saw high school football on television I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Mrs. Phat is in Chicago this weekend with her girlfriends and I’m feeling a bit adrift.
Oooo, you can have them do your nails!
Don’t worry, I’ve got one daughter and I’m just as flummoxed. I was never as sensitive as my girl or perhaps I just learned earlier that life is pain and developed a protective callus. The son has more of my temperment.
The husband usually takes her out for ice cream and talks cross country.
Our HS stadium in TX was bigger than UNMs when I attended college here. Our practice facilities were better too.
I survived a 2 hour shopping trip with dear sainted mother.
>> Do they have meetings? At least a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Yeah, we mostly hang out in the parking lot at Home Depot passing around a few cold ones from the cooler, until we think it’s probably safe to go home.
Pro tip: when they’re fussing with each other, or with mom, best to give em a little room and let em work it out. You don’t want to get in the middle of that shit.
xbrad, you’re a good son.
So, we blew a trillion dollars of “stimulus” money mostly on social services, state bailouts (however disguised) and some token wish list road projects.
Imagine if maybe we’d spent that money on real infrastructure projects, like improving the power grid, or hydroengineering for NYC.
Beasn, I said I survived.
I didn’t say she did.
I’m HOME.
I survived waiting on many, many old people.
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reveals shocking unknowns about Obama’s past and where he’ll take
America if re-elected.
>> Watch the trailer <<
http://e.att-mail.com/a/tBQk$p$B8bmv9B8u6AsAAxsmYw9/movie4
Got an email from AT&T letting me know I could watch this On Demand. Not sure if it’s free or not, but it’s nice to see.
How many old people survived being waited on by you?
Beasn, I said I survived.
I didn’t say she did.
*pinches xbrad’s face cheeks*
Who’sagoodson?
I had to walk one old woman to the bathroom. She’ d had a stroke recently. Stayed in there – made sure she didn’t lock herself in. Reminded her to wash her hands.
Foundgot tipped $20.woot.
Plus, three of my tables watched me do it, and that probably helped my tip with them too.
Seniors sometimes ask me if we have a discount for SC. I say no, but that I’m extra nice to senior citizens.
They eat that shit up.
Actually, I shouldn’t complain. While the trip only would have taken me an hour, it only took two hours with her in two. And we skipped the 99c store, which is usually the biggest hassle. And we bought a pizza at Costco, which is gonna make a nice dinner.
I just get cranky driving around with her. And as a late b’day present, we took my car, and she paid for a fill up at Costco, which was nice. She really hates riding in the old grey BMW, but didn’t bitch too much.
But since it is the beginning of November, the population here has exploded with snowbirds and Canadians, none of whom can drive worth a shit, and every single one of them can’t seem to navigate a cart at Costco. They stop right in the fucking aisle, and wander off, leaving you either stuck behind their cart, or having to move their cart, and then they get all pissy about you touching their stuff. You know what? It ain’t your stuff until you pay for it, you old assed hag! Now get the fuck out of the way!
///knocks over a bluehair in a Hoverround.
xbrad, at least seniors have an excuse for being annoying – aging reflexes, degenerating brain tissue, crankiness due to constipation or children who no longer call….
What about most everyone at ‘my’ store? Lard asses/hoosiers/feral f*cks who think the world revolves around them. The aisles are crammed with random shit as it is, why clog the rest up with your special ass?
Good afternoon, darlings.
*twirls around happily, spraying blood on everyone from spurting arm-stump*
Ah, Friday. What a week it has been! Will someone open this beer for me? It’s difficult with just the one hand.
Beasn is a people person.
Hey, Phat, cheer up! The airlift of power trucks from March AFB at least got a little coverage:
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/11/02/pentagon-chips-in-for-sandy-relief-cbs-news/
Heh, I watched some old guy about 70-80 hit on my 72 year old coworker. A Greek who knows how to cook. He let her know.
What happened to the arm, Laura? Papercut?
Yea, my only complaint is the old people who don’t tip well. But they don’t have the lock on that.
Here’s a horrifying pic of Grapevine, TX HS football star Phat circa 1984:
http://tinyurl.com/be3ka4f
Note the massive hair and horrifying unibrow. I had to go into the military to learn good grooming habits.
That picture is probably why my daughter is boycotting HS football. Can’t say that I blame her.
*puts scott in a headlock*
*poises to noogify*
What did you say?
Beasn,
‘Feralfucks’. HA!
I am SO stealing that.
Thems some eyebrows!
Ok, I gotta go for a run before it gets dark.
Goodness, that picture reminds me of some character in a movie….Twilight Zone….???
Was it Clint Howard who played a wolf boy? Who am I thinking of?
Sorry phat.
I don’t feel like watching videos right now – can someone watch this and tell me if Biden was trying to say what he said, or was he just talking drunk again?
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-theres-never-been-day-last-four-years-ive-been-proud-be-his-vice-president_660130.html
Nah,more like one of Wally Cleaver’s friends. The eyebrow threw me.
Sorry Alice, I can’t watch that buffoon.
>> Was it Clint Howard who played a wolf boy? Who am I thinking of?
Brian Dennehy
Laura, how did you get your arm hacked off?
Beasn, I’ll see your feralfucks, and raise you Canadians. Their passive-aggressive oh-so-polite right up until they cut you off and take the last handicap parking spot, and actually using a damn check- a CHECK!- at the checkout counter. And of course, they can’t find their drivers license. Or a pen. Or their ass with both hands and a map. And they THEN have the gall to look you right in the eye, smile, and act like they’re happy to see you.
Sure, you’re happy to see me stuck and suffering in line behind you, you wanna-be-French-Lite motherfucker! Bastards.
**thinks War Plan Red should have been implemented in 1941**
Xbrad,
Left a comment over at your blog about some of the details.
You guys should go read it.
Whenever you mix election season+general officers+media cameras. It ALWAYS = Buffoonery.
Have some more fun stories about this operation. May share after dinner.
…After I give my brows a good brushing.
Just got an automated phone call from township President listing all the help available to people fucked by Sandy. Among other things, she listed help available at local churches.
This blatant violation of the principle of separation of church and state has shaken me to the core.
I should tell this to some liberals so that they hyperventilate and keel over.
Happy to have you over there, Phat. We need a little more AF representation.
I think this was at King Khalid Military Air Base, Saudi Arabia.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52138140@N08/8148821118/
You can’t see the brows behind the ray-bans, but trust me, they had been tamed.
Phat, your brows, even today, can scare people.
@beasn that was how I was feeling, I just thought I’d be polite and say I didn’t feel like watching videos.
Passive aggressive? I agree, they have it in spades.
Tushar,
I lost them in Desert Storm. It was…horrible.
The good news is that it qualifies me for an additional 10% VA disability.
I know BBF is Big Boob Friday, but how about a little Beautiful Booty Friday thrown into the mix:
http://tinyurl.com/cllmu3w
Also, the classic black bra, panties, stockings and garters are most excellent.
Speaking of old pics, I was looking at our vacation photos from England and France the other day.
Holy shit I was a fatass when we took that trip.
Anyone keeping those hydraulic jacks in their car instead of the puny ones that come with the car? Recommendations?
phat, your eyebrows are no longer ‘prominent’. You’ve got a nice face.
Also, the classic black bra, panties, stockings and garters are most excellent.
It makes me so sad that this constitutes “special occasions” gear rather than everyday wear anymore.
I flew into Riyhad Intl, but out of KKMC back in ’91. Only time I’ve had to load my own baggage on a 747.
Phat, how’d you like that little C-21?
It makes me so sad that this constitutes “special occasions” gear rather than everyday wear anymore.
You wear that stuff when you’re raking leaves or cleaning the toilet and see how you like it.
Leon, if you ever rake leaves and clean toilets while wearing that, pl refrain from posting photos.
You wear that stuff when you’re raking leaves or cleaning the toilet and see how you like it.
Phat does, why can’t you, Beasn?
You wear that stuff when you’re raking leaves or cleaning the toilet and see how you like it.
A woman who wears that for me doesn’t have to do either of these things.
Ah, nah, arm still there. Just feels like a Hell of a week is behind us. Overwhelmed.
So how many pictures of my pumpkin-almond-honey-butter muffins is optimal to piss off Wiserbud and properly document the baking process?
ALL of them
Anything above zero, leon.
Xbrad, the C-21 was cramped. It was a great jet to fly (handled a lot like the T-37 because it was all wires with no hyd assist), but the AC sucked and it got real hot in the cockpit. It was a small jet made for small men. The rudder pedals were non-adjustable and the seats had very minimal movement.
The T-38 and the A-10 were roomy and cold by comparison. And of course the C-5 has 2 bedrooms.
I’m a larger mammal and I didn’t fit too well in that cockpit. One of the other pilots in my squadron was the Center for the Academy football team. it was no fun when we flew together. our shoulders actually touched if we sat at the same seat angle.
His ass hung over the center console, so whenever someone needed to reprogram the nav computer he had to roll up on his left butt cheek so they could type.
Go for it leon.
Look on the bright side, Laura.
At least Bloomberg isn’t making you run the marathon Sunday.
It makes me so sad that this constitutes “special occasions” gear rather than everyday wear anymore.
Speak for yourself. *adjusts garter with the flick of a finger*
And why are there hand prints on my ass this afternoon?
I hope New Yorkers remember what having a serious mayor was like, and react appropriately. Also, I hope they remember the union snowplow operators last Winter, and the union utility workers now, whose union membership seems to have caused them to lose their basic fucking sense of humanity and feeling for other beings.
Phat, I’m only 5’11” and 210. I sat in the cockpit of an A-4 and it was… snug. How some of the big guys managed in there, I don’t know. OTOH, everything was well within reach, and the layout was very nice and intuitive.
The A-6 was also well laid out, but being a nice big side-by-side cockpit, was also pretty roomy. The B/N seat was a bit back and down to improve the pilot’s vision to the right, but you could still make eye contact. Plenty of room to unfold a sectional chart, or lay out your box lunch.
Hear, hear, Laura.
If I do the recipe as planned and make 12 muffins, each will have 417 kCal and 18 g of carbohydrate and 10 g of fiber.
Frickin’ health food, man.
Oh sure, each one will have 37 g of fat, but that just makes them more filling.
*cauterizes lauraw’s arm with glowing, red hot, cattle prod.
Hi.
Cyn, this isn’t just unacceptable from a ‘you are being paid to do X, Y, and Z’ perspective. It’s unacceptable for members of the human race.
If I were the governor of New York State, and public utility workers pulled this shit on my watch, I would fucking SUE the individual actors personally, as well as the union collectively, for being in a criminal conspiracy against the people of New York…whatever a lawyer could come up with to charge them with.
Hold them responsible for the deaths they could have prevented, hold them responsible for aggravating the suffering of people in need, hold them responsible for destroying the reputation of whoever is signing their paychecks.
WHATEVER good creative lawyers could come up with, throw a whole fucking library of law books at them. Confiscate their union dues. Arrest the guys who prevented other REAL HUMAN BEINGS from coming in and helping other human beings.
I am seriously hot over this. This trumps all politics. This is about just being a decent person and not hindering a rescue. Jesus.
“Red States that keep electing Democrat Senators show, on the other hand, that you can “surprise” someone in the ass over and over.”
LOL…but not really funny because when you’re screwed by a dem it really really hurts.
Did you make the bread, Leon?
I found my second batch was too moist for sandwiches, toast seems to be its main use for me.
Guiliani actually supported having the Marathon? Must have been high and wearing his drag queen outfit.
Ridiculous.
I hear you, seriously, Laura, and agree with you. You just don’t let people suffer, at least not in good conscious. Really.
Xbrad,
The cockpit I miss the most is the A320 I flew at United. Side stick. A tray table that would pull out from under the MFD that you could put charts on, your lunch, a crossword puzzle, you name it.
Rumor was that the tray table could support the weight of a new hire flight attendant. Sadly, we hadn’t hired FA’s for years when I was there so I cannot confirm.
You can tell there’s a Dem in the WH, otherwise, there’d be 500,000 reports of babies being cannibalized in Giants Stadium.
I made my first loaf last weekend, Pupster. It came out pretty good, but needed some sweetness. I’m planning on adding some honey to this batch along with the pumpkin.
I also got some no-sugar apple butter to put on them if necessary. I really, seriously doubt they’ll need butter.
My high school friend has loaded up two truckloads of supplies for the folks in Toms River, NJ. No sign of Christie, Obama or FEMA yet, just a bunch of old friends buying and donating toiletries, blankets, etc. for folks who will be without power or water until, at least, the 11th of November
Phat, check this guy out. He’s a A319/320/321 driver for the competition, and also a huge fan of “FiFi” as he calls her.
http://flightlevel390.blogspot.com/
He may not write as well as NepLex, but he’s pretty darn good.
>> Ah, nah, arm still there. Just feels like a Hell of a week is behind us. Overwhelmed.
Crazy, huh?
>> And why are there hand prints on my ass this afternoon?
Uhm. Hey, don’t call the cops to dust for prints.
*moseys on around in the kitchen.. maybe some dinner now. Yeah. Dinner*
Funny how dinner and Donner sound so much alike.
…
just me?
Holy crap, Phat went to high school right near here! I love Grapevine and we were looking there (for housing) but wanted something new and not too big (good luck with that here in Texas). Anyhoo, it’s neat that ol’ phat was a local son.
Lovely.
PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla (CBS 12) — A controversial push to give south Florida students days off from school for Muslim holidays. In time it could be coming to your child’s school.
The proposal went before a school district committee in Broward County Thursday night.
The Muslim group that wants the two Islamic holidays added to the district’s calendar and they say Palm Beach County is next.
Broward County is as viable as a soup sandwich. I would NEVER let a child of mine attend a public school in that pisspot.
Crap like that is going to be part of what finally kills public schools. The teachers will be all for it since it means more days off.
A third of the people that lost power here are still out.
We were lucky this time.
A controversial push to give south Florida students days off from school for Muslim holidays.
Oh hell, nofuckingway.
Scott, are you seeing trucks, and if so, are there men actually working?
When I hit the lottery, some of that fat lucre is going towards this: http://tinyurl.com/bcmxfju
I read that story of linemen getting eggs thrown at them. Really. REALLY?
Maybe I just don’t understand the human race anymore.
I think it’s interesting in Palm Beach a very Jewish area, there is a push for Muslim holidays.
All the power outages now are close to the shore. I did see trucks from WI on the highway today.
The Mayor of Bridgeport accused the power company of being racist and restoring the wealthy areas first. This fired up the residents who started hurling eggs and rocks at the line crews so they bugged out.
Now the city has to pay the police to protect the linemen.
Good job Mayor.
That’s nice, MCPO, but I’m getting one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bxy5qx2
Something I don’t understand about that story, Scott…how did the fine Bridgeport residents learn of the comments? I mean, with no electricity. Did he send out fliers?
It was probably an interview. 99% of everyone in the dark has an AM radio on.
Maybe they still had a charge on their Obamaphones and saw it on twitter.
http://pseg.com/home/customer_service/outage_info/outagemap.jsp
People from NY and New Jersey are driving into CT to get gas. ALL of them are getting off at exit 1 and waiting in long lines.
Come on people!
That is one crappy outage map.
Does CT have price controls, Scott?
http://www.courant.com/news/weather/hc-clp-map,0,2673171.htmlpage
Watch the video. If any of you see this happen and are near a fire hose, you know what to do. These jerk-offs sicken me. Yes, dancing will indeed change the world. FU assholes:
http://tinyurl.com/annbt94
That is kind of moving and deep, Pupster.
CT has an “anti gouging” law, i.e. an “I don’t know how economics works” law.
Yes Cyn.
Scott – They are coming to PA as well. The Walmart parking lot has 5 RVs in it, all with NY or NJ plates.
I could only make it 31 seconds, Mare. The dry heaving was just too much.
Price control means paying more for energy than anyone else right?
We’re number one!
We’re number one!
Wooo Hoooo Scoot!
If I win the lottery, I will drive this everywhere just to piss people off
Odd/Even gas rationing in NJ. Still 1.6 million without power.
That is kind of moving and deep, Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/cgpo7l4
Price control means paying more for energy than anyone else right?
I thought the $3.78 I paid for regular today was practically a giveaway.
PSE&G, the NJ power utility, decided to prioritize repair work depending upon how many home will get power back with each repair. That means densely populated areas like where I live got power back relatively quickly, while people leaving in rural areas (not too many of those here) will have to wait longer.
I can’t fault their plan.
HA! Pupster.
Xbrad,
The Airbus guy’s blog is great.
The thing about the Bus is that all of the flight control logic is counter intuitive for people who are coming from Boeing aircraft.
Luckily I came from the C-5, which had damn near no automation.
Plus, my first job at the airline was as a flight engineer on the 727. I didn’t even have a window seat for the first year I was an airline pilot.
At training we had to put up a tip jar for anyone that said ‘back in the Boeing 7xx’. DOLLAR.
That’s how they do it here Tushar, but they also assign one crew per town at the beginning. If it weren’t for that we would have been in the dark well into next week.
I’m watching the Romney/Ryan rally on ace’s livestream. It’s pitch perfect.
Even Boehner hit a double. Ryan is currently hitting fungos out of the park at his leisure.
Tushar – That means Burlington, Ocean and Cape May Counties will be sucking hind teat. Pretty much how the state has been run since ’75.
http://tinyurl.com/bfhlq3g
When did you get your power back Tushar?
They’re backing down on the non-union utility crew story, but it still doesn’t explain why one crew said screw you and came home.
Comment by Tushar on November 2, 2012 6:12 pm
Anyone keeping those hydraulic jacks in their car instead of the puny ones that come with the car? Recommendations?
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We usually get cheap hydraulic jacks from Harbor Freight. They work fine. Much better than the jacks that come with your car. I make sure to store the jack upright. I had an old one that would leak a little if it fell on its’ side.
Did anybody throw a hair dryer into anybody else’s bathtub today?
I have heard several versions of the union story.
Boy, Bloomberg managed to piss even more people off. Once he said the marathon was on, the runners all flew into NY just in time to get the notice that the race was cancelled. Most are probably stranded there trying to get a flight out. What an asshole. Those flights are cheap though, and airports are really fun to spend time in, so there’s that.
COCK
I just wanted to say that
Comment by Sean M. on November 2, 2012 8:44 pm
Did anybody throw a hair dryer into anybody else’s bathtub today?
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No, but I tried to get my wife to get a piece of toast out of the toaster with a butter knife while she was in the shower. The extension cord for the toaster made her suspicious.
Scott, I lost power during the storm. Didnt have it for 24 hrs, then got it for 24 hrs, again lost it for 24 hrs, and now have it for 36 hours
“Revenge” vs. Love of Country. Good line.
My husband likes to talk to me on the phone while he drives home.
It’s an hour drive.
*cries.
I’m 40 mins in.
I think I’ve got an ear infection from being on the phone.
“Does this look infected? “
Did anybody throw a hair dryer into anybody else’s bathtub today?
Importantly, did you remember to plug it into an extension cord connected to a hallway outlet first?
“Revenge” vs. Love of Country. Good line.
—————–
Yeah, that was really good. A lot of the speech is rehearsed, but that was very genuine and heartfelt.
Heh.
That’s kind of sweet, but I could see how it could get annoying.
The thing that’s striking is the positivity he’s displaying. Even when he’s talking about Obama, it doesn’t seem mean or petty.
Quite the contrast.
I can’t be too hard on O’s “revenge” line. I’m partially voting for vengeance myself.
I believe contrast is the idea at this point. I’m not saying there isn’t meat on the bone, but separation from SCOAMF in appearance is a wise choice.
People do not like him.
>> I’m 40 mins in.
So THAT’S why you aren’t answering me.
ANSWER ME
I think we have her number.
I’ll try too.
Watching Julius Cesare. Deborah Kerr as Portia is Teh Hawt!
Someone should punch Hannity in the hair bone.
Ok Scott, I’m in. Double dialing
Line handling party
http://tinyurl.com/a9tgs2f
heh.. I’m updating my iPhone software… she can’t call me back!
…
ok wait
“I am constant as the northern star,
Of whose true-fix’d and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.”
All those guys with eagles on their caps.
Wow, you make Colonels do the manual labor?
HAH! She didn’t call me back, so there!
..
ok I’m doing this wrong
Brando as Marc Antony is better than I had hoped.
Brando as Marc Antony is better than I had hoped.
Who’s playing J-Lo?
Who’s playing J-Lo?
Brian Dennehy. D’uh.
I don’t think I mentioned this before, but I made my first political contribution the other night. Maybe that millisecond of airtime I bought in Ohio will tip the scales.
What did MJ do to make Sohos dump us?
We’ve been dumped??!?
He must have given her a black eye in her kneecap.
I never watched Arrested Development when it was on, but I’m watching it now on Amazon Prime.
Observations so far:
1) Damn, I still cannot believe Portia de Rossi plays for the other team
2) … damn!
Portia: http://tinyurl.com/agw34by
Am I interrupting a lemon party here?
someone wanted a list? http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/11/02/why-was-there-no-october-surprise/
Good list.
Another good list:
http://www.mademan.com/mm/10-best-tequila-cocktails.html
I did Arrested Dev last summer.. it’s hilarious
hahahah…the jackass cancels the NYC Marathon.
Too much heat.
Hi How’s ya’ll
What did I miss this week?
How was work, Vman? Tell us about it.
There’s no such thing as a good encounter with tequila.
Has anyone seen my pants?
How about my liver?
It is busy and interesting Mare. The people are nice.
tequila truth
Dave and I scared them off. Or it might have been Brad’s liver.
Check Key West Brad.
Whose turn is it to pee in Dave’s pool?
*gives Vmax a hug*
I’m happy for you mister.
*drops a wire into the water*
It’s your turn xbrad!
Not me xbrad, I did it last time. I’m spent.
Thanks Beasn!
How is the family>
oops
?
My husband suggests I not remind the son about voting.
Okay. I didn’t remind the girl about voting and left it to her to get out her absentee ballot. She waited last minute and only voted for president.
*sits on hands*
*twitches*
Family is good. I’m driving the husband crazy but he understands and is patiently waiting until Tuesday where I will either be another step closer to quitting ‘that’ job, or in a psych ward with a break down.
Nudge your son. Tell him you’ll bake him a cake.
Hunh. Althouse.
“But Mitt Romney got the nomination, which is what I had been hoping for (after Mitch Daniels decided not to run). It was time to pay
attention again to Obama The Candidate, and his campaign centered on vilifying Mitt Romney in the most inane Occupy-Wall-Street style that was completely alienating to me. Romney seamlessly transitioned from being my choice in the primaries to being my presumptive choice for President. I remained open to Obama. Obama could have won me.
Then came Benghazi, and a door closed. “
Why did the door close? Slam that bastard hard.
I don’t get wishy washies.
I hope you can comfortably quit Brasn
My new employer had a draconian computer policy. No internet no personal use at all.
Free WiFi is available for personal laptops tablets and smart phones.
*Scratches my head*
I was allowed to stream music from the cloud all day. Tool is strange.
WTF is up with the fuck America thing Car in?
Beasn not however I misspelled it.
My Bad
xbrad, we’ll probably call the boy tomorrow and I’ll nudge him anyway. The husband knows I won’t be able to shut it. This is too important, though in his case, he’s in the next state over and it’s our senate race that’s neck n neck.
My new employer had a draconian computer policy. No internet no personal use at all.
Not a bad thing really. Quite a few of my coworkers spend a lot of time on their phones texting and not working. I asked one if he was getting paid to text. He just laughed. (he got fired for time theft)
Vmax,
“oops
?”
I heard that once, in the ER. I looked over at the girl that was supposed to be putting-in an IV.
There was blood on my arm, pants, bed, and the floor. “Oops, is NOT something you want to hear in the ER.
Again, shorter Althouse: My vagina is endlessly fascinating and informs all my decisions.
Seen this? Barry is losing it.
Pres. Obama while campaigning in Springfield, Ohio says that “Voting is the best revenge” (November 2, 2012).
Chrispy, I was trying to give myself an IV once and punched the needle clear through the vein. Whoops.
Soul radiation in the derp of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight
Honey gotta strike me blind
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby penetrates my mind
Had to walk over to the neighbor.
Going to bed, See you cats in the AM.
Red stripes across the sky this morning.
*sets little grey wig next to keyboard, and waits five more minutes*
*dons little grey wig and tests acoustics*
Idiots who took exit 1 for gas waited for 2 hours yesterday.
*stands up, wearing skort and little grey wig, and clears throat*
*adopts dramatic pose, hands on hips*
“Ahem. FRIENDS. IT IS TIME TO COMMENCE ANOTHER DAY. RISE. PLEASE.”
That did not go well. Little awkward. You could tell it wasn’t really her.
*chucks wig in corner, continues reading Acting For Dummies*
I have risen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI&t=1m0s
Wakey wakey
I don’t see what’s so effen hard about it.
I also don’t see why I’m apparently the only one who knows how to do dishes. If my kitchen had been clean this morning, we would have had to watch that entire awkward display by lauraw.
wouldn’t
Good morn, people.
Three Days of the SCOMAFdor.
>> I have risen.
Keep it to yourself. No one wants to see that.
I had to brew a hot beverage before I felt up (hehe) to commenting.
I weighed in heavy today. The cold weather is making it hard to control my appetite, and it’s hurting my muffinthusiasm.
Your body is telling you it doesn’t want to be thin when it’s cold outside. You should listen to it.
*eats another chunk of toasted coconut butter*
You should try waitressing, Leon. Great way to control your appetite.
I have to bring power bars just so I get enough protein.
Double today, but I’m not due in until 11:30. I may even get a workout in.
Ooooh. I should make a big thing of coconut butter and try out your almond butter bread recipe with that. Be cheaper, anyway.
Your body is telling you it doesn’t want to be thin when it’s cold outside. You should listen to it.
Maybe, but it might also be from eating out so much this week. I feel hungry a lot, but it might just be me looking at what I had for lunch and then deciding to skip dinner.
Might be retaining some water, too.
*takes 2 Midol*
OMG, you would not believe Obama’s schedule for the next three days. I wonder how much this is costing us:
Sat –
Mentor, Oho
Milwaukee
Iowa
Virgina
Dc
Sund
New Hampshire,
Florida
Cincinnati (he was JUST IN OHIO YESTERDAY)
Auora Col
Mon
Madison Wisconsin (again, he was JUST IN WISCONSIN on Sat)
Columbus (OHIO FRICKEN AGAIN)
Des Mois (was in Iowa on Sat)
Chicago.
That might work, Laura, but I’ve never had coconut butter. Does it have a fair amount of solids in it? The meal suspended in the almond butter forms the “flour” in that bread.
I’m fine with as much severance pay as it takes to get that fucker gone.
Obama has no competent surrogates, he has to do all of this himself.
Which is fine, since he’s better at it than anyone else can be at anything.
OMG I forgot that I bought shredded coconut for my muffins!
He was running on fumes last night, having gotten to bed at 2:30am the previous night. By Sunday he’ll be a zombie.
This is going to be funny.
Drugs.
He will be fine.
It would be different if he had a big crowd to provide an energy boost. Say, a crowd as big as the one Romney had. Or even half that size.
Steyn continues to be on a roll: http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/332371/tale-two-crises-mark-steyn
We can legitimately hope that Obama has a manic or lazy moment and gives us a November surprise.
>> Your body is telling you it doesn’t want to be thin when it’s cold outside. You should listen to it.
My body tells me that when there’s air outside.
Gasoline is 3.37/gallon here today.
Okay, I recalculated my muffin nutritional values with the shredded coconut included, and I’m still whooping Otis Spunkmeyer’s ample ass.
I would wager that Obama gets huge crowds in Oh and Madison. I really don’t understand how Jay-Z fans and Springstein fans overlap, but it should serve to draw people out.
Alright, fellow NE’ers, Joe Bastardi’s saying on Twitter right now that the nor’easter predicted for this week looks like it’s going to be ugly. Lots of snow inland with rain and wind along the coast. Cold everywhere. Just what they need in NY/NJ.
ga. Liberals are so fucking stupid.
Every now and then I just need to say it. As a release.
Heh, trending topic is #SaySomethingNiceAboutObama
@Noah_Whining His early retirement will be welcomed and celebrated by millions
@kevinlebo His golf game is much better than it was 4 years ago.
@ruiner41 He really tries hard to make his beliefs and principles of Socialism a reality.
@JammieWF If it were a GOP incumbent now every campaign shot on TV would be split-screen w/Sandy wreckage
Diesel $4.59 here, 32 miles away, it’s $4.02, assholes.
That’s worse than here.
Hope this bitch rots in hell:
http://www.investigativeproject.org/3792/dems-tap-radical-islamists-for-cash
Oh, and good morning!
Ba haaa haaaa – go see now:
http://networkedblogs.com/EgXnD
Mare, go look at my link.
It will warm your black heart.
Leon, it’s just dried shredded coconut, pulverized in a blender for a long time until it suddenly forms a paste.
It is ALL solids except for whatever coconut oil content the raw coconut had after it was dried. Kind of a dry snap-apart fudge consistency at room temperature.
I’m going to try three partial-recipes for that bread. One with toasted coconut butter, one with all raw coconut butter, and one with 1/2 almond flour and 1/2 raw coconut butter.
But first, you need to post your recipe so I know what I’m starting with.
Well, I wasted a shit ton of time.
I put all that crap together for my sisterinlaw and daughter, and they didn’t read any of it. They’re still voting for Dickface.
Also, our two nieces 20 and 18, are going to vote for the first time – for Dickface. Their auntie tried to give them some different info bu sisterinlaw asked her to stop.
*sigh*
http://cookieandkate.com/2012/toasted-coconut-butter/
I tried out a teensy batch in my spice mill and decided I liked it, so then I put a big pile in my blender. I am going to make a ton of this stuff. A chunk is good with my breakfast coffee. I regard it basically as fudge, even though it is unsweetened. I need little containers so I can get other people hooked too.
Because it is around 68 degrees in my kitchen, it is pretty solid at room temperature. I assume that when the coconut oil goes liquid in Summer, this will too, and become a spread.
Laura, it’s about halfway down this link:
http://www.fathead-movie.com/index.php/2012/10/15/too-good-bread-and-almost-paleo-bread/
I’ll post the muffin recipe after I’ve tested it. Along with at least two photos.
Hotspur, I’m sorry.
I put all that crap together for my sisterinlaw and daughter, and they didn’t read any of it.
That’s too bad – you had done a nice job. But the real benefit comes from them eventually realizing that the other side may actually have reasons (beyond greed & racism) for their positions. That seed will someday take root.
Hotspur, some people are impervious to logic.
They don’t even want to be exposed to it, because it makes them feel icky.
At work, yesterday, they were talking about the Sheriff race -one of my Gym buddies works for the department, and wants the current dude to keep his job.
The challenger has very little experience, has never even been to the police academy, etc . But he’s married to one of the managers (or related – I’m not sure).
So yesterday they were going off on the # of drug deaths/ODs in the county. As if THAT is the sheriff’s fault.
I tried to give them some effen knowledge, but I don’t know if they heard.
Between his pole smoking and coke snorting, teh one will have no trouble staying awakes for a few more days.
16 ounces of almond butter…ok, coconut butter will be cheaper but it’s still a spendy bread.
Gardening done for the day, I picked a big bunch of basil. Time to make pesto.
Me: Get your work-clothes on, time for yard work.
Pupsterboys: http://i.imgur.com/5c45v.gif
You dinks and your fancy bread.
I’ve got to work. T-minus 1 hour.
Laura, no Soy trabajo esta el businesso vamos?
Hotspur, like the big guy says, you can’t reason a person out of a position they weren’t reasoned into.
Dave? Are you asking me if I’m at work today? Because I am.
Heh Pups
Good morning, cool kids.
Pupsterboys, today is brought to you by the letter leaves.
Yeah, did I mess that up? I was a confused cause you said you were gardening.
Mare asked the other day about a “bishop’s letter” circulating. It ain’t just one letter…they’s a whole bunch of em
Good news is that Edwardsville beat East St. Louis last night, 21-18.
I didn’t go, but had fun hanging with the girls.
I went out and got doughnuts this am. I am in their good graces….for now.
ooo yeah, donuts. That’ll keep you alive, for a while.
Mornin Cyn *hands you coffee*
Thanks Dave.
*glances sidelong at Phat’s donuts*
>>Pupsterboys, today is brought to you by the letter leaves.
Youse rakes the leaves or youse leaves the house.
**pouts at lack of donuts or bacon this morning**
Reading about those idiots from NY waiting 2 hours in line for gas off of Exit 1 makes me laugh.
Although, I guess I should be impressed that they even realized they could leave New York in the first place. I imagine they felt like the first astronaut who left the Earth’s atmosphere and actually entered outer space.
Strange new world and all that. I can almost imagine them sitting there in the line, staring in amazement at all the strange and alien Connecticutians around them.
Seriously, give them credit fro taking that brave first step. Maybe next time, they venture even further out into the this strange new world…..,
16 ounces of almond butter…ok, coconut butter will be cheaper but it’s still a spendy bread.
Definitely. I’m not sure I’d bother at all except for variety’s sake. $8 for a jar of almond butter or $8 for a pound of flat iron steak… Not really a hard decision.
My 12 muffins are in the oven now. Problem is, I had enough batter for 14. Solution: I fried the rest of it in a pan and called it pancakes.
While I was grilling the burgers last night the elder daughter came outside and asked if I minded if she made some bacon to put on hers.
Proud, so proud that some of the bbq smoke must have gotten in my eye. Teared up a little.
Seriously, give them credit fro taking that brave first step. Maybe next time, they venture even further out into the this strange new world…..
I’d just as soon the good people of NY stay there. I’m yet to meet one of them out here in the real world and not wish they’d decided to be less adventurous.
Maybe they weren’t sure that there even was an Exit #2. Like Columbus and the edge of the earth. Eleventy!
Phat is the man! His daughters will be quite the catch.
How old are the daughters, Phat?
I’m just curious, not being creepy.
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/a106c8188f/the-map-of-america-as-seen-by-a-new-yorker
http://bigthink.com/strange-maps/72-the-world-as-seen-from-new-yorks-9th-avenue
New Poat thown up
I have not been gardening…think you mistook me for Vmax.
Leon,
13 and 15.
Yes, I have been purchasing ammo in bulk.
New Yorker travels to CT for gas..
http://bit.ly/Sj67tf
As someone who likes ’em long and lean, could I make a request for a small boob Friday post next week? 🙂