Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Some new music to get into the Christmas mood.
Now for the hunks.
Making a list and checking it twice…
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Last, but not least. Should be a red suit for the season.
And that will do for today.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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I wore red this week at work for the Christmas season.
Yesterday was a red Hawaiian shirt. Most people are okay with their doctor wearing one and a few kids stare at the bright color. Anyone who thinks it’s inappropriate can pound sand.
Heh, just noticed the tag
Wakey wakey
There was an ad I saw ONCE for some bike (I don’t think it was a pelaton) and Santa took off his clothes and workout out when he stopped at the house. The Santa was pretty hot, but I can’t find that ad. That would have gone perfect.
It would have helped if I remembered what the product was.
Paula gets what she refers to as her “Euthanasia Shot” today. I’ll report back if she develops any anatomical oddities like a hump
Here you go Carin
I doubt she could handle the power
Had to look under Videos because DDG search results for Hot Santa Exercise Equipment Advertisement only showed me sites looking to sell me fitness equipment
Most likely not. She did mention her employer wanted them to post something on social media to the effect of “I Got My Vaccine!” and as she said that she was looking off in the distance while giving the universal gesture for FU
Wow, that’s shitty. I don’t think my place of business would ask people to exert influence on social media.
I’m having mild cold symptoms like a sore throat and sneezing from the dog hair more than usual and any other time I’d just be like, oh crap, I have a MF’in cold. But now I have to wonder if I’ll live to see 2021. On the plus side I was able to smell my coffee just fine this morning
I’d have fun with it.
I GOT MY VACCINE
https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/zombie-picture-id610018828?k=6&m=610018828&s=170667a&w=0&h=M-Ya4bnYMEAQhoXlfc-qxZqu2Wo2aR7C9q6IyroAoZc=
I got an invite to get the vaccine. Supposedly it’s not mandatory at my work but I have a feeling they will change that.
Ss package still not anywhere. LKL (last known location) Detroit.
I need to just stop checking.
I’m sure it’s an effort to encourage acceptance of it. I’ve deleted a couple of emails from work telling about the hospital’s efforts to do this. I’m not playing the game. In Paula’s case there’s zero liability for an employer mandated vaccine … awkward at best, horrifying at worst
Same here Laura
Its a Christmas miracle. Congress has managed to unite Americans with this totally shitty “relief” package.
As if I had nothing else to do … my furnace is on the blink. They’re supposed to be here before noon.
The docs at work are extremely gung-ho about getting us all vaccinated. It’s weirdly pushy. It sounds like they have been told to do this. Ordinarily they don’t give a shit what we do, but suddenly I see them standing around the office having conversations with pca staff about how great this is and scoffing at the concerns about fast-tracking a medication.
If that’s really what’s going on they can all go suck a big old dick.
Power just went out.
You would have to outdo me, wouldn’t you Leon.
Did you try turning it off and turning it on again?
Because that works with my furnace. But I don’t want to keep doing that all through Christmas.
That works here too.
If that doesn’t work you put fresh batteries in the thermostat.
The problem, scott, is that every time it gets to temperature, it turns off and then I have to go turn off/on again. So it was 55 this morning in the house when I woke up.
I actually did. We had a flicker that made me worry that the breakers might have flipped into “safe” mode. The ones outside will likely need to be manually flipped if the power comes back. We’re at 15 minutes, which is the longest the power’s been out since we’ve lived here.
We’re on well and septic, so that’s going to be an issue if this persists for long, and I can’t go to work today.
At least I got my coffee made first.
The batteries are new.
It’s back! No electrocuted woodchuck under the sunroom after all.
Sorry, Leon, I know that’s your favorite crockpot item.
Mmmmmmm, electrocuted woodchuck
I love how they always look so surprised, *giggle*
I worry about the digging things getting to the wires and gas lines.
Plus, we’d have to excavate if it were under the sunroom, and I’m sure that would end in property damage.
No meal, no matter how delicious, is worth that.
I’ll have to just keep doing my own manual electrocutions.
We’re going to go look at vehicles today. The much desired cheapo compact car is not to be. I need AWD/4WD. Scott reminded me I need to be able to get to and from work in whatever road conditions and my truck is basically rotting. There’s no “I can’t get my car through the snow” in inpatient health care, that shit will get you fired.
So I’m back to looking at light trucks and getting sad about the money.
Lesbaru?
Subaru. That’s what you need.
Ugh, they are so fucking ugly. I mean, I don’t care. But I do. Hate those things.
like minds.
I love my ‘bu.
And the confused looks from liberals is just a bonus.
I kinda like how it looks? It basically looks like every other car in its “class”.
And I fucking love this car.
I know, people love their subarus. Tanks in the snow too.
Great in the snow, plus my forester can carry just about anything. The back is huge. I love it.
The ability to take huge loads is really wasted on most lesbian owners of those things.
Your mom makes good use of it, though.
I have it narrowed down to 2018 Mazda CX-5, a Toyota Tacoma, or a recent-year Nissan Frontier. I don’t know if their positive ratings are BS or not.
Scott: “The new Forester is not nearly as ugly as they used to be.”
Carin, you’re confusing me. I will never be able to choose at this point.
I love my Tundra. A Tacoma may need sandbags in the bed in winter.
I’m just saying – I really love my forester.
Good gas mileage too.
You’ll have to cut your hair short though. Maybe you could get away with just shaving the sides of your head?
Or just use one of those wallet chains?
OK but I’m not eating pussy.
ba haaaa haaaa haaa
According to Leon, even Lesbians barely do that.
You can just skip to being one of those kinds of lesbians.
Function over form. A good looking pos is still a pos.
You only have to eat pussy for like the first month or two.
After that it’s all dog walking and obesity.
So very enticing, but I’m gonna have to pass.
I just cut my hair short, and no one’s called me on it.
It’s only a matter of time before you’re called on the carpet, Carin.
Or, rather, to the carpet. Or the landing strip.
Possibly waxed hardwood, but I assume that’s unlikely.
so nasty
It’s an acquired taste.
So! What I get for not memorizing employee handbook, I just found out that, even in the bizarre Age of the Double Twenty, I managed to not even use half of my allotted PTO for the year. As I can only carry over five days, I am going to basically lose…lemme see, carry the two…roughly nineteen days.
TBH I barely care. Work’s been the closest I’ve had to normal this year. Though since I have about 41 days to play with next year, I shall be…somewhat looser in their deployment.
/orders a wallet chain
Car In good. Karen bad.
Don’t go Karen.
For anyone who wasn’t in on the peyote bong yesterday:
https://www.independentsentinel.com/world-economic-forum-is-coming-and-eating-bugs-fungus-drinking-sewage-too/
The Davos crowd needs to hold their next meeting at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. And stay there.
Lauraw,
We have a Mazda CX-9. It’s been a great car and I’ve heard good things about the 5. It’s their most popular vehicle they sell.
Lesbians are super confusing most of the time. I’ve been told all my life that they’re hot and sexy but in reality they all look like my uncle Mike.
Subarus are awesome cars. The best 4 wheel drives for the money.
Hot lesbians are a satanic deception meant to confuse the issue.
So far I’ve deleted close to 20 emails from various GOP representatives looking for money. I checked my email on my phone with a small screen and saw a message with the heading “Mark: Sorry to bother you so close to Christmas …” and I stupidly thought maybe MJ had another medical question regarding the prep for his Covid swab test. After I got done with errands I looked on my computer and realized it was some operative looking for my money.
I’m afraid of what Rush is about to say
yeah …
I’m sitting in the car outside my moms house so I can’t stay and listen. Jimbro – keep me informed.
Giving thanks for all the well wishes since his diagnosis was made public. Feeling gratitude for everything. Understands Lou Gehrig’s “Luckiest Man Alive” quote now.
-will add on as program unfolds
https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/workforce/staff-at-hospitals-in-dc-texas-turn-down-covid-19-vaccine.html
My truck registration came.
We’re still waiting for the registration for the car. Since April.
My MIL is pushing for me to get the vax. “Covid could kill you!” My reply: “I like my 99.8% odds of survival”
Lara, check your state labor laws. In Michigan you would have to be paid for those days if you don’t use them.
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Oops. I mistook Bro Tim’s post for you.
You should probably check your state labor laws anyway. Just to be safe.
Not sure what HS is responding to
OK, but I’ll have to cancel the prostate exam to do it.
Got the schwab today, they didn’t have the instant test so I will have to wait a few days for results. (Christmas is ruined). Feeling much better today but now with added stress of Mrs. Pupster freaking out.
Christmas was ruined anyway.
You’re a mean one.
Eh, not gonna sweat it. It’s legit my fault, and with all the downtime I’ve had this year I consider it pretty much a wash.
Being here has probably backstopped my sanity. I’m not going to grumble about missing out on PTO when it was my own fault.
delphi.cmu.edu/covidcast/
Interesting from a statistical point of view. It’s still b.s.
My dad and stepmom got their packages, so other than Mini-me’s care package sitting in her dorm until she goes back to school mid-January, everything is finally delivered. This lead to a discussion of whether my Christmas cookies will be stale or not. They’re in freezer-type zip-locks. Cookies have never lasted long enough in this house to become stale, so this is unexplored territory.
Hotspur, if I have more unused vacation days than I am allowed to carry over, I just lose them. There’s a way to donate them to someone on family or medical leave, but you have to plan ahead a bit.
Carin, I think Rush was just taking the time to express his gratitude in general and specifically because he knows the clock is ticking. His opening monologue reminding everyone he was Stage 4 at diagnosis and treatment was designed to prolong his good days before the inevitable made it seem like he was going to hit us with something big. I think it was deliberate but mainly designed to put an emphasis on his message. He’s not the guy who would put a damper on his audience right before Christmas. Realizing he’s missed a lot of days lately combined with this show made me realize that it’s unlikely we’ll hear him next Christmas.
Someone’s about to be really disappointed with a black coffee one cream from McDonald’s. But this French vanilla latte with an extra shot of espresso is just too sweet for me.
Thanks Jim bro. I managed to hear the end of the show and it really sounded like he was probably tearing up if not crying as he said that stuff so sad.
WHO redefines ‘Herd Immunity’
Isn’t that special…
https://tinyurl.com/yb6hosdl
WHO = CCP
I got my ss package. All is right in the world.
Just kidding.
/tracks package again for good measure.
I talked to the lady at the post office just a bit ago. She said the problem is that the PO uses passenger planes to move their shit, and commercial air traffic is down.
Nope. still in Detroit.
The lady said she mailed a package (the same day as me actually) and her’s arrived today. It didn’t move out of Detroit until two days ago. Mine is still in Detroit.
end of rushs show might have brought a tear to my eye.
Fag.
/
Your mom might have brought a lump to my pants.
Same J’ames.
Don’t be a FPOS hotspur
You’re not the boss of me.
(IMGUR VIDEO with sound)
Ha ha ha haaa
We will be lucky if we don’t lose power on Christmas day.
Lots and lots of rain and winds up to 60 mph.
Wind isn’t quite that high, but it’s nasty here too.
https://tinyurl.com/yas4q52d
up to 50 mph here, single digits by the morning. driving in daylight tomorrow.
brother not coming from Indiana because covid
40’s for Christmas Eve into the 50’s on Christmas Day with wind and rain starting tomorrow night.
Christmas is ruined!
https://tinyurl.com/y8cn5hov
https://tinyurl.com/ycoenqxl
60+ winds is probably at the beach. We are in the bottom of a bowl so it shouldn’t be too bad here.
They said 25 mph for wind gusts around here. We lost a bunch of shingles last storm which was far worse.
(IMGUR VIDEO)
yeah, it’s 50mph here. Glad I broke out the bib snow pants, wind whipped all around!
Gonna be fun with the temp drop, and now it’s snowing too.
Tough grilling weather.
just face the pbc away from the wind, it’ll be fine
Windy here. Our $14.95 10 Oz Prime Rib special was 16oz. I got the meat sweats. My burger today left me with the meat sweats. Las Vegas in 2020=meat sweats.
Checked out the most recent casino. Sports book is gorgeous. Downtown, so creepy.
Really cold wind all day, here. 29 degrees and a 30 mph wind is no fun. Finally broke this evening.
Pupster’s giff of the cunt song full version:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y728g8uh
Monday we had a record 61 degrees! It snowed after sundown.
We still have snow. The ground is so wet here we have ‘hydrologic’ weather warnings;
If you are driving or resident in hilly terrain, watch for sliding earth’…
Dawn explained Rudy’s predicament.
Pupster’s gif main singer looks like a tranny.
What?
Now that you mention it … yeah
Paula woke up this morning and her first words were “My shoulder is killing me”.
Covid vaccination transformation is underway
I read a story in the WSJ this morning describing how holiday hams might be hard to find this year due to Covid. It was qualified with “some hams”. FFS, they did the same panic porn story with turkey at Thanksgiving last month. I’m sure meat processors are struggling with sick workers but at the same time demand must be down due to fewer gatherings (unless you’re a Democrat politician and the rules don’t apply) and less money available for fancy ass ham!