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  1. Not sure if we are opening secret santa today or waiting for Detroit to get it’s shit together.

    Feel free to stomp this poat with something better.

  2. I’m okay with waiting. I sent pictures of my gifts to Leon already so anytime is kool with me.

  3. A Very Hotspur Christmas

    (IMGUR VIDEO)

  4. Are there cocktail weenies in your near future Pups? We are sadly bereft of any but I’m holding out hope for New Year’s Eve

  5. I didn’t get any little smokies this year, dangit. I have been making little shark-coochie treats with cheese, olives and Jimmy Dean White People Spicy sausage on a toothpick, no cracker, to support Mrs. Pupster’s low carb lifestyle.

  6. THE PACKAGE IS IN THE INTENDED STATE. ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

    wakey wakey

  7. I have family Christmas at 2pm, so today’s no good for me in any event.

  8. I don’t know that it will be delivered today – I have the tracking on my phone and I haven’t gotten the “out for delivery” notice.

  9. Saturday or Sunday then. Maybe.

  10. I’m thinking Sunday. Give the mail 2 more chances.

  11. Brother arrives in a half hour. Chilling with hosts and dogs. Hot Tub Time Machine socks. Thatisall

  12. I would like to take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a very merry Christmas. May your stocking be stuffed with care, your tree lit, and your night be silent. And don’t forget to don your gay apparel.

  13. *wraps wallet with chain*

    *picks out a flannel shirt*

  14. I’m working the next five days. Yesterday we ran around dropping off holiday goodies to the immediate fam and that will be the extent of my holiday activities until Easter, when we are all supposed to actually get together again. Hopefully.

  15. So I assume you got the Subaru? You know the Mazda doesn’t require changing your fashion sense.

  16. Pretty sure Mazdas require the same dietary change, though.

  17. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas. Looking forward to 2020 ending, but I’m afraid 21 will be worse. That one about 21 drinking hits home.

  18. I test drove a couple Nissans, was not thrilled with the Frontier. Subaru doesn’t rank as well mechanically for the money, according to the car mags online. I wanted to check out the Mazda but they didn’t have any in stock.

    What struck me was that a vehicle a couple years old should be a lot less than a new one at the dealership, but that does not appear to be the case. We are going to check out the Mazda dealership next and see what kind of incentives they are offering.

  19. Happy Christmas Eve, all! Love you guys.

  20. Spent some time on Edmunds.com to see what Laura’s truck is worth.

    A cool $600

    Ka-ching!

  21. Townsends had a plum pudding recipe the other day.

    It had raisins. And suet.

    And you have to boil it for 2.5 hours.

    I’m sure it’s delicious, but I get why no one makes them anymore.

  22. One more sleep

  23. Comment by Hotspur on December 24, 2020 9:51 am
    I would like to take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a very merry Christmas. May your stocking be stuffed with care, your tree lit, and your night be silent. And don’t forget to don your gay apparel.*

    ———–

    It’s a trap!!!

    *My neighbor is all set.

  24. MY SS PACKAGE IS ALL SORTS OF MOVING TODAY. Don’t know that it will be delivered today though. but it is moving.

  25. Carin, have you received yours yet?

  26. I did. I posted that I got it yesterday.

    that’s what you get for skimming.

  27. I think yours getting to the recipient is the last of them, then.

  28. Nothing to see here, move along

    https://tinyurl.com/y76hswhd

  29. its 14 miles from the recipient.

  30. I know I’ve mentioned it before, but I’ve slacked SO BADLY in the past in things like this. Christmas cards, or just generally mailing stuff.

    I was SO ON THE BALL THIS YEAR. Got the gift super early. Mailed it in LOTS of time and sent it priority “just because”.

    This is really why I have trust issues.

  31. (IMGUR VIDEO)

  32. I remember a time when Carin sent Christmas CDs to anyone asking for one.

    *cough*

  33. I remember.

  34. And she had a house full of children then – way more than Pajama Momma. And she was home-schooling them. And she was taking care of her ailing dad. But she had time to send out Christmas CDs. Yes sir. She did.

    Ohai, Carin.

    Merry Christmas.

  35. I’m betting it took me a few weeks to mail those out too. I suck at going to the post office.

  36. Our local station is doing Christmas music instead of Limbaugh today. Bleargh.

  37. Everybody remind Hotspur what not to be at Christmas! Hahahahaa

  38. Yesterday was the last live show for the year, Laura. If it’s on today it’s a rerun or a guest host.

  39. I do recall that you introduced me to what has become my favorite Christmas carol of all time.

  40. Hotspur, don’t be a gigantic douche this Christmas.

    Good luck with that.

  41. Hotspur, don’t be a candy ass this Christmas.

  42. Hotspur, no one likes a Grinch on Christmas, get the termites out of your teeth.

  43. Ok.

  44. I made my standard coconut granola for Christmas goodies this year, but I doubled the citrus zest, sugar/honey, cinnamon, vanilla, and added a couple other new things like a few shakes of ground cardamom so that it would be extra festive.

    OMG. Soooo good. I gave my gifts and then packed up the extra to bring to work because I can’t live with it in my house. Constantly picking at it.

  45. Like a herpes scab.

  46. ok

    ——-

    hahahahahaha

  47. (IMGUR VIDEO)

    *airplane noises*

  48. Chillin’ in the ATL. Life is good, when I get my head far enough outta my ass to acknowledge it.

  49. Dog bless us, every one.

  50. Back to back “A Christmas Carol” going on here. The old version is more better

  51. merry Christmas h2! thanks for keeping the lights on. I got busy today and forgot to check for a post, since pj abandoned us again.

  52. Merry Christmas H2! Dan just won an $800 jackpot on a slot machine. Machines are still tight.

  53. nice dan!

  54. J’ames, Vegas at Christmas is pretty nice. Next week for New Years, it’ll be insane.

  55. Jimbro, no problem with Hams. Buyer didn’t even try to get Turkeys for Christmas. Tamale shortage though. No hominy for posole.

  56. We have our reservations for Mass at Dawn. I hope that music is allowed. It was an amazing service last year. NM Archbishop shut us down. Didn’t even wait for Gov Wuhan. Volunteered to do away with Advent. Christmas. All about the sanctuary for illegals and abortion. It sucks being Catholic in NM

  57. The Bishop in Ft Wayne/South Bend isn’t much better, Oso. Mass is still masks and wafer-only communion taken silently at the door on your way out, and you can’t sit near anyone or shake hands.

  58. https://tinyurl.com/yaqtsxn4

  59. We’ve made it something of a tradition to load the boys up in the Falcon and cruise the neighborhood looking at the light displays. Now I’m wondering if organizing something larger wouldn’t be fun. You see lots of people trolling displays in their modern SUV’s and appliances. A Christmas Cruise of Classics would be far better.

  60. CCoC sounds awesome. Leon, in NM, drive in Mass is the only thing allowed in our diocese.

  61. We’re watching a nature show and they were talking about sometimes so many dung beetles show up at an elephant poop pile that there isn’t enough dung to go around.

    Imagine being the beetle that shows up when it’s too late.

    “Ugh… my life. No shit. I have had the worst day.”

  62. Some guy just won 15 million on a progressive at the casino where we’re staying. Dan “I’m still happy with my $800”

  63. Slacker.

  64. I was talking about us winning $800. Got a “What is this we, Kemosabe”? Still not 15 million

  65. We had just finished talking about how happy we were that he didn’t win enough to affect our taxes. That year was brutal.

  66. Dan and I reminiscing about celebrity encounters. Main Street Disneyland. Dan “Isn’t that the fag from your gay, queer Show”? It was Carson.

  67. https://tinyurl.com/yb27b3g6

  68. We love that show. Judicious use of Cunts by a character FTW

  69. Merry Christmas, everyone! Love to all –

  70. Merry Christmas, Snausages!
    Hope for the best, for you and yours…
    Chris & Anita

  71. Merry Christmas!

  72. Merry Christmas!

  73. Merry Christmas!

  74. Dasher’s eating Rudolph’s popcorn.

  75. Boobs are up (and perky too!) but I wanted to start here.

    I’ll admit I was wargaming a few derp’s after reading last night’s one and the -r- kept coming up Rudolph. Given the subject of Rudolph my p-word was proboscis which is a crossword puzzle type word I don’t think I’ve ever used in conversation. The e would need to be emit or emissions which leaves the d as odd man out and there’s no way to tie it all together into a coherent fragment for a satisfactory derp. So, I guess what I’m saying in a very long winded fashion is, MERRY CHRISTMAS SEAN!!!

  76. We’re watching a nature show and they were talking about sometimes so many dung beetles show up at an elephant poop pile that there isn’t enough dung to go around.

    Imagine being the beetle that shows up when it’s too late.

    “Ugh… my life. No shit. I have had the worst day.”
    ———-
    That’s the perfect metaphor for so many things in life and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to explain government services any better. Dung beetles are fascinating creatures as are many other insects and other of God’s creatures. Observing them lets us think we’re either superior to them or allows us to draw parallels to how “other humans” behave (it’s always OTHER people … never ourselves lol)


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