Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Trying to get this done before the State of the Union address, so no commentary on that yet, though Chuck-you Schumer can get bent.
Let’s get started.
Now for the hunks.
New movie coming out soon? I can’t keep up any more.
Moronette posted this one.
And this one.
I think this guy was on Dancing with the Stars.
Nice enough.
Last, but not least.
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Saw not a whit of the SOTU, I’ll just listen to Fox to get my talking points.
Local news showed the white pantsuit brigade which was awfully racist. A White-Lash as Obama’s very good pal Van Jones would call it.
Mini-me is taking AP Govt and was required to watch it for class.
About the only thing I didn’t like about the speech was paid family leave, and I know that’s an Ivanka thing.
Agree 100% with Roamy.
Can we once and for all determine what is wrong with that ball of insanity called Nancy Pelosi?
And WTF was Ginsburg?
The best part of the speech was that Hillary didn’t give it.
I skimmed a headline earlier yesterday about a real life RBG siting but at Ace’s last night he dove deeper into it with this line:
“Spotted at a concert by her daughter-in-law?”
So, a friend of a friend mentioned it to a reporter and this is the proof of life. I’ll believe she’s alive when I see her picture with a copy of today’s paper.
sighting
Guess who I didn’t miss at the SOTU? The Clinton’s.
Bitch would have looked extra fat in white.
And wearing similar costumes is more handmaideny than any policy Trump has supported.
Ha! Roamy, didn’t see your comment! Simpatico!
Nice Easter egg, Roamie. 👍👊
Listening to Abrams right now. SO far…. it’s just a political speech – is she running for something ?
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I think she’s included every cliche she’s ever heard.
Did anyone watch Sander’s response? Is it worth it for the hilarity?
Oh good lord. He went on for 30 minutes.
He must have rambled incoherently for at least 27 of them.
I will never know. I ain’t listening to that nutbag for more than 5.
Eh. I haven’t watched SOTU in more than 30 years and have no interest in doing so now. I hear it went well, though.
Meanwhile AL legislators actually think it’s a good idea to respond to the murders of law enforcement officers by proposing the return of public hangings.
In Alabama.
Someone get me off this rock, please? Before I catch the Dumbs from these nitwits…
The SOTU address exceeded my expectations, but I admit they were low to begin with as kabuki’s have to kabuk. I very much appreciated the “America will never be a Socialist Country” statement. That pissed them off and let them know that he was going to call socialism out for what it is during the next campaign.
My State of the Union speech:
Good evening, America.
Last time I saw this many democrats dressed in white was in photos of a Klan rally back in the ’30s.
As Roamy said, nothing screams strength and independence quite like lockstep conformity with a mob boss.
Wonder how the media is going to spin this speech. It was quite well received and reviewed in polls at CBS and CNN. I know this from late night computer fixes and the need to fill the silence with Hannity and Ingraham. When did Ed Henry get a show?
My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw RBG pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
I don’t know if it’s by design or what but Trump is deep into the Democrats he may as well be an ovary.
And he gets to take the year off because the Dems are going to shiv each other weekly until the start of voting a year from now.
Who knows? Maybe he’ll actually get some shit done.
SAVE FERRIS!
Can you name a single democrat female who isn’t a cunt?
Elizabeth Warren. I’m not sure what the Indian translation is.
Depends, I’m not familiar with the language of the Wannabe tribe.
Heh: Congressional Dems looked more robotic than the N Korean cheer squad.
Wait, Maxim is still published?
I didn’t watch the speech. But a few of the clips I’ve seen this morning give Trump amazing ammunition for 2020.
It puts the wall on its border, or it gets the shutdown again
by proposing the return of public hangings.
I’m not seeing a problem with this. I’m also in favor of bringing back …
I didn’t watch the SOTU either. Worked on sanding the edges of the floor.
I think it needs another pass with the belt sander but husband doesn’t want to do it. Going to look around at how much it would cost to pay some outfit to do it. Looked on Angie’s list but they want you to put in personal information before showing you anything and all I want is a list of people in my area so that I can call them and ask for consult and cost. Wtf?
Ralph Northam is fighting to make it a full term
Jay, did Trump for real retweet that?
I’m serious that we’d be better off as a society if we replaced jail for most misdemeanors with the whipping post.
I just did a whole bunch of multisown modules of hoigniones and garlic blulbils. Every bit of my hump is tingling, even the stuff that technically isn’t mine.
Next: Leeks.
I believe that I get way more fun out of being boring than most people get out of being interesting.
If asians got random english tattoos
No beasn, but it was funny.
The new Elizabeth Warren discovery just looks like a Clintonista kneecapping to me. I hate having conspiracy-theory thoughts, but there you go. I believe if she signals interest, people start clearing the field for her.
How did that bar application stay submerged for so long? Warren has been running/ famous for quite a while now.
You know what else is good for boring? Puns!
Random from last night: Every time they did an extreme closeup of Schumer, Scott and I recoiled, lol. What a fucking gremlin he is. Holy shit.
How did that bar application stay submerged for so long? Warren has been running/ famous for quite a while now
I suspect that no one thought of her being admitted to the bar in Texas since she’s in Massachusetts, then someone just happened across it.
What astonishes me is that no one on Gillespie’s staff uncovered Coonman’s yearbook during the VA governor. campaign.
I don’t think the democrat voting dimwits care in the least what any of their candidates do. Lie, cheat, and steal is okey dokey with them so long as the checks keep coming.
“..an extreme closeup of Schumer, Scott and I recoiled, lol. What a fucking gremlin he is. ”
IKR? He makes my skin crawl.
Forgot I had to sign in at Angie’s List. Got one bidness to call. Going to look for two more and compare.
It has to become painful before husband caves on spending money. It has become painful. I’m too old for this shit.
I’ll still do the finishing part thought. Just need a consult on making another sanding pass.
“though”
Tulsi Gabbard
When I saw that Warren thing I immediately thought of Kamala Harris.
We’re likely to find out that Obama is backing her and that little notecard find reeks of David Axelrod.
She’s trying to take Warren out early.
Harris is a slimy one. Guess you have to be, to get elected in CA.
Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
Maybe the Warren app was released by whoever is picking off the VA gov. line of succession, since it seems the AG there has a blackface problem of his own…
If Cox (the House of Delegates Speaker) is actually behind the blackface bimbo eruptions, he’s my effing hero.
This fucking timeline. It’s the best ever.
I second the Tulsi Gabbard.
And – finally! While the easter eggs are always appreciated and welcome, we get a full body shot. This one was especially nice. Thanks.
Congratulations Virginia, you’ve just voted to make February 2019 Blackface History Month!
The Warren bar app was probably Kamala.
So, gardeners, I think I need horseradish in my life. What medium do I pick up for growing?
Get a container for planting, then fill it with normal garden soil. Horseradish is ez-mode, but you have to contain it at the root or it will spread like phragmites.
Give it an island bed. I put a barrier of garden timbers four or five high, across one corner of the garden and filled it high with soil/ compost, planted the HR in the top of it. It dives down quite a bit but not deep enough to come out into the garden paths (so far). I let no other garden beds touch it at the corners. It’s still trying to spread into the lawn outside the garden, but not too bad.
phragmites = need flame thrower to control
If horseradish is anything like like ginger, it’s a quite slow to grow. But stick a lobe or three in a pot of decent soil and it will grow (replicate?). Is horseradish a this one? A tuber?
Oh GAWD. Did we actually vote to absolve Northam of his racism and stop the calls for his resignation? Wouldn’t surprise me, but what a double standard.
Rhizome, Chi, and it will grow rapidly in decent soil.
Horseradish spreads as a weed but you can control it if you stay on top of it. I had it in another part of the garden initially. After I moved the main bulk if it, little pieces of leftover ripped up roots in the soil continued to sprout at the old site. It took me a couple of years of diligent spotting and removing to eradicate it there. If I had turned my back on it, it would have been bad.
Well, Leon is smart enough to read through my uncorrected autocorrect & knew that I meant rhizome.
Google tells me that ginger is a rhizome too. Mine grew SO slowly last summer…
Wrong time of year to plant it? Should i have planted it in the fall like a typical bulb?
Have you seen the video of one white attired bitch saying to a female dem senator (AZ) who stood and applauded our good economy to “watch your ass”?
Google it.
No, ginger just grows slowly. I planted* a chunk of horseradish root that couldn’t have been larger than my daughter’s index finger one June day and I had pounds of it that Fall.
*pushed it into the dirt a couple of inches
Nah, ginger is just a slow growing plant. I think it winter kills easily too.
OK, those of you with apple cellphones:what apps do you generally delete as soon as you get a new iphone? I need to help MIL clean up her new phone so its easier for her to use. This is her first smartphone. It’s an 8. It’s bewilderingly full of crapola.
She will only need the barest of essentials. Is there any utility that will get rid of a lot of crap for me, or do I do it one by one?
“When I saw that Warren thing I immediately thought of Kamala Harris.”
Hillary’s campaign people are with Kamala. I am wondering if Hillary teamed up with her. Her money, her people, and Hillary gets to play president without the trouble of campaigning.
Lauraw, for your MIL definitely delete all your porn APPS.
What? Oh, I misunderstood.
Leave Grindr on there, it will be fun for her.
Ain’t no way Kamala would let dried up ol’ white grrl tell her what to do if she ever won the office.
Heh: Congressional Dems looked more robotic than the N Korean cheer squad.
Yep, and Pelosi was giving them hand signals and nods the whole time. Or am I the only one who saw that?
As I just told the Dickies customer service rep on the phone – i will tell everyone i come across “don’t waste your money on their shitty clothing.”
I got a pair of jeans for Christmas. The crotch ripped when I sat on the floor one day to play with my nieces (first or second time I wore them). I still wore them, but after 2 or 3 washes the hole is now bigger than your mom’s. They want me to pay shipping back to the factory in order to get a replacement, which would probably cost more than a brand new pair.
BTW – dickies owns Walls as well, so fuck them too. I’ll save my money and buy Carhart from now on.
For MJ:
https://www.dailywire.com/news/43137/chicago-police-superintendent-empire-star-jussie-emily-zanotti?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro
I buy all my cargo pants from Duluth. Sturdy. Their shorts have weird pockets, though, so I get those from wherever.
I forgot about Duluth Trading. They’re supposed to be good shit. Can you get them retail? Or is it all online? I think they came about as a direct competitor to Carhartt, no?
Xbradtc, was that the 160th? National Guard? A movie being filmed?
They have retail outlets, but I’ve never shopped in one.
We have a new Outlet Mall around the corner. I wonder if they have a storefront there?
We have a new Outlet Mall around the corner. I wonder if they have a storefront there?
We have a new Outlet Mall around the corner. I wonder if they have a storefront there?
Seems like it’s a thing in Virginia. AG wore blackface too.
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/02/06/lololol-does-virginia-ag-mark-herring-have-a-racist-photo-of-his-own-a/
Don’t forget that our Lt Gov has been accused of sexual assault/harassment, Jay. All Dems.
Left eats Left – I’m looking forward to the outcome.
But jay…..that just can not be. Everybody knows that black face was already socially unacceptable back then. Therefore these practitioners are doubly racy racists for bucking social convention….
Leon
Mare, 160th SOAR. Though I suspect the ground troops are from MARSOC.
It’s bewilderingly full of crapola.
Laura, you generally can’t delete the native apps. I usually put the crapola apps in a folder and move the folder to it’s own page.
Thanks, xbradtc.
Wait, Elizabeth Warren still has hopes to be President?
Is this her attempt to really shoot for the VP spot?
Their application analyzes short videos of job applicants to evaluate their soft skills, and score them based on what they say and do and on facial recognition of their expressions.
That’s not terrifying at all.
I think HotSpurious is right. I dont know about Apple, but with regular, affordable phones that most of us have, the best you can do is delete the shortcut buttons on the main screen.
That will probably help her a lot. Then you can put whatever she wants to access right there for her – Google, Accuweather, FarmersOnly.com, etc.
“Wait, Elizabeth Warren still has hopes to be President?”
As does Ocassional Cortez and Cory Booker. I wouldn’t be surprised to see ole Bernie come back from the grave, either.
Oh, and let’s not forget about Kalamari Harris!
I’ve got a Samsung S4?? and it has a ton of apps on it that you can’t get rid of. Ticks me off.
Nieman Marxist is constitutionally unable to run, too young.
disable in apps works great, though!
I use less than 10 apps on my phone but have around 40 on there between the ones it came with and the ones I’ve added. They really need to make a CargoShorts app to keep extra apps, Chapstick, bandaids, pocket knives and snacks.
I just bought the domain name “cargoshorts.com” – you want to invest. Leon?
I already put my money into cargosharts.com.
I’m in. Getting good ones is a chore, I can’t be the only one who thinks so.
No blackface, however, peanut butter and coffee grounds as beard growth to look like a bum for Halloween. #BumsLivesMatter
As a gauge of my alienation, I took a look at this just now:
https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100
I have only heard Baby Shark. I’ve heard of maybe 6 of the “artists”.
Almost there!
“cargosharts.com.”
ha – i was on the same page
for j’ames only:
http://tinyurl.com/ybchjo86
it looks like cargosharts dot com is available
I scanned the list quickly and recognize about a third of the names. No idea what the songs sound like.
Can I be in charge of site humor, chi and leon?
seems fishy, jam
https://tinyurl.com/ycbnlyn6
Thanks, guys. I like the idea about plopping the crapola into a folder and burying it.
You got it, J’Ames. Lord knows I’m no good at it.
I havw a few Dad jokes up my sleeve and a couple puns at the ready – most of which i got here.
Yeah, Iphone for work, I downloaded chrome for a browser but still use the safari default, and my first desktop page has settings, email, google maps and the camera icon. You have to keep ITunes / app store, but it doesn’t have to be handy. I took all the other icons/apps and moved them to the back page of the phone in folders.
I looked at the first 20 of Leon’s list. I can only assume that “j Cole” isnt the same JJ Cole that wrote most of Eric Clapton’s hits. And i doubt that “Zeze” has nothing to do with ZZ Ttop.
Somewhere along the line, I got old. I recognize nobody nor a single song in the top 20…
We should crowdsource a fundraiser, buy “cargoshorts.com” and have it redirect to Leon’s Facebook page.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Please hit that link, you won’t be disappointed.
Heh. I know that I said that J’Ames is in charge of humor here now, but reading that Beto article reminded me of one last.
How do you get a women’s studies major off your front porch?
Pay for the fuckin’ pizza!
Seeing the photos of the dems last night with their pouty faces, and dejected looks is fun to look at. They can all choke and gag on a bowl of dicks.
Maybe someone in their midst sharted.
Maybe someone in here sharted.
You were the last one in here, Hotspur!
Who hadthe better beard?
Virginia needs to be more specific
The Daily Ocasio
https://tinyurl.com/yc2yvjq6
https://tinyurl.com/holds-up-a-sign-that-says-10
Mare loves Pupster. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT BETO IS NOT ONLY A FEM WEARER HE’S A FURRY!!
(Apologies to Mrs. Leon)
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
You bastards!
I just got this ‘tiny url’ed and I came back here to find that you were already ‘on it’…
Beto”
https://tinyurl.com/yd6dmel8
Chrispy!!! Simpatico!!!
What the fuck is going on?? All the Dem skellies are coming out of their closets? Is it internecine warfare, or are cons finally learning how to fight dirty?
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I thought I saw evidence of a pulse……but maybe not.
Nope. Not at this hour. I think Pepe just farted, that was all.
what in THEE fuck is that smell??!!
chi-chi you windy bastard, open a window and stop blaming your emanations on pepetone
Denmark’s embassy requires protection.