Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
My latest earworm. (kicks Youtube in the jimmies for messing up their website)
Paul McCartney wrote that when he was 16. No wonder he could buy Wales if he wanted to.
Well, 16 is too young for HHD, so let’s see who else in the folder for today.
Above the fold.
Redhead for Carin.
This one for Mare.
Just because.
Also just because.
Cheerfully stolen from one of the FB groups.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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i like roamy’s latest
Feels like fall is already here. Labor Day weekend will be chilly too. Too early to get the wood stove going though.
wakey wakey
I forgot my bullwhips!
The saga of the dishonest teen driver continues. After getting the talking to last night about dishonesty and responsibility and it’s time to sack up and pretend to be a man even if you aren’t one he tried yet again to pull a fast one on his mother this morning. Historically, the bus arrives around 0720 at the end of our driveway. Last year it was a chore to get him out the door before 0719. So this morning he announces to Paula that he’s leaving for the bus at a quarter till 7.
Nuh uh. She saw that one coming a mile away. Walking to the gas station down the road and getting a ride from his friend. She made him wait to leave and told him she’d be watching for him as she drove by after dropping the other one off at middle school.
SMH
There is soooooo much wrong with this picture. I firmly believe she is doing this just to get attention. I suggested that maybe she ought to wait a year before surgery. Play dress-up for a while before chopping bits off. I
I thought they usually made them wait a year – as their new chosen gender – before they’d do anything? These kids though – sometimes kids go rouge with good parents, but usually you can follow the trail and see what caused what.
Liberalism IS a mental disorder, so …
I forgot my bullwhips!
You also left your bottle of water and the remains of your $10 beer. You’d better come back to get them.
How’s your internet today Carin?
Internet, as in, you want to poat Thursday or should I?
I got it, if you want.
That’d be awesome!
Bad night last night. Up too late wasting time and up too late this morning.
My steel rosary broke from being in my pocket. I haven’t the slightest idea how to fix it, but it’s a metaphor for my current relationship with the almighty.
do you have ANY idea of the kinetic forces reacting with the rosary in your pocket?
Yes, that’s why I got one that I thought I couldn’t break by keeping it in my pocket, because I didn’t want to destroy the beautiful one that Roamy made for me.
Sounds like you need a belt clip for your rosary!
Well, first I need to get it repaired. I’ll consider holstering upgrades afterward.
The bull whips were originally intended for the Wyoming Whipping –
Wasn’t sure if they were appropriate for the IB gathering –
There were nice ppl there and chillrens
I should have sent a couple down to Oso and Dan.
Has anybody heard from jewstin?
I hope he’s not dead. I could send a little money for bail if he needs it
I had a special bday present for skinbad – that made the whips look normal. I may re-re-re gift it to some lucky person.
I haven’t scanned the obits in a while. Haven’t heard from him either.
You need a Tactical Rosary Leon.
If they aren’t a thing you can invent them to sell alongside the shrooms and skunk weed
https://www.etsy.com/market/tactical_rosary
They’re a thing
https://www.cordbands.com
Wider selection
Jimbro, that’s what I have. It broke.
Tomorrow’s poat is in the can.
Ah, NM, mine was marketed as “tactical” but it was really a WWII replica. They probably broke then too.
Moose head on foot. It’s so cozy. crap. I have things to do.
Tomorrow’s poat, bullwhips. Everything is in the can.
heh, from the sidebar at AOS: A blind girl and her cat
Hiring for IT.
Loud Noises
Leon, novena?
(Ha! Reminds me of “Shirlena?)
MJ on August 30, 2017 at 8:07 am
I forgot my bullwhips!
Just use the back end of an ice cream scoop…
I have not done a novena, no. I used to pray the rosary daily. I have been lax of late. It’s been a bad summer. All my Saturdays have been full so I haven’t made it to confession since just before Easter.
Yes, I could make an appointment. No I have not. I’m having trouble with that whole “firm purpose to amend my life” knowing that I’ve failed to do so for years now.
Leon, you’re one of the best Catholics I “know.” As in, putting faith and doctrine into practice. Because of that, (I don’t want to cut into your Rosary time, however,) I’d love for you to consider doing a Rosary for my Mother. My mother is coming into end of life and she’s outlived all her friends who would Rosary for her. She is a sweet, wonderful Person and Mother and a lifetime practicing Catholic, who until her memory went, was devoted to the Rosary.
I will, Mare.
Thank you, Leon. Sincerely.
Her name is Anne.
Your mother’s name is Anne and your name is Mary?
Is your father Joachim?
“Fuck you Pigs, I need my service animal”.
O.M. G.
Laugh of the day.
No, his name was John. HA!
Another twitter funneh
heh
Just got a call from my oldest daughter – her father-in-law passed away this morning. It’s quite a shock.
“I need my service animal!”
She has no idea the irony? Stupidity? Gall?
Jay that was excellent.
Sorry about the news, Teresa.
I liked Ace’s post last night about the catchy nature of acting out emotionally.
Oh, i’m sorry Teresa. Was he ill or in poor health at all?
I doubt that is a real twit account for Mossad, but it’s still funny as Hell.
Sorry to hear that T
I wish I had a burrito…
Toxic Masculinity
On topic.
My favorite so far is the guy with stars’n’bars fanboat rescuing black people.
It’s almost like it’s not about racism, but heritage. Just like they said.
Just to be sure, those posting the “toxic masculinity” texts were mocking the SJWers who don’t like masculine men doing manly things like rescuing people, right?
She’s triggered.
Leon, do you know where you saw that picture?
Looks like the polls are showing that voters are connecting antifa to Dems and they are not amused.
I don’t know it for a fact, but the sudden turnaround in the press and the top of the party seems to point that way.
Goodness, you’re fast, Leon. Shut your whore mouths, you whores.
Absolutely, Laura. For the Dems, it’s always about the polling (political).
I realized after my comment that context was critical. That racist bitch is literally complaining about people saving lives. Her later tweets suggest that she would try to deface the boat after she was safe.
I saw a tweet of a black man holding the confederate flag and a white guy holding a BLM sign.
Leon is right, context is important, they were facing off at a protest.
I get that sense too lauraw. It’s been bubbling up slowly and the Dems are trying to distance themselves as far as conveniently possible while still maintaining their cred.
*drives by while grounded, waves
Perc results acquired. Insufficient drainage.
That stinks, Leon.
Still thinking about going back to the first property to make a lower offer?
I am. Twice the land for 5k more, and all of it walkable.
And you can make it perc by just building a little Hill? Cool.
Good luck, man!
He actually dropped the price to 10k below what we’d agreed on. I’d probably just match him.
And you can make it perc by just building a little Hill?
That’s what I’m told. There won’t be a basement in any event.
Dang! Not even a little root cellar?
Pole barns make up for no basement
So exciting. Have you been looking at house plans yet?
Could easily build a root cellar into the side of the hill.
Water table’s too high. Yeah, we’ve looked at house plans.
If we build a hill, cellar’s a maybe. I’d be better off building an ice house and freezing big blocks in the winter, I think.
Comment by Car in on August 30, 2017 12:33 pm
Oh, i’m sorry Teresa. Was he ill or in poor health at all?
He had COPD (he was a lifelong smoker). He passed out for no good reason last week, and they put him in the hospital for a few days for observation. They couldn’t find anything that might have caused him to faint, so they sent him home after a couple of days. DD & SIL had been there a few weeks ago, as MIL had knee replacement surgery; they went back when FIL was in the hospital. They just got back a couple of days ago.
Son–in-law was telling DD that his dad kissed him and gave him a big hug when they left the last time – said he NEVER did that. FIL also called DD twice yesterday; she didn’t recognize the number, so she never picked up.
I’m trying to talk Mr. TiFW into going up to CT to attend the funeral, but he is resisting going. DD wants him there.
CT morons, how far is Southington from where you live? If it’s close, can you recommend any good hotels?
perc test? You’re making coffee? Wha?
sorry to hear that, TiFW. Dad had COPD too, had all sorts of different effects on the body.
Wife’s grandma died of that last January. She was only 72 I think.
I’ve seen pics of side-of-hill root cellars. Pretty nifty. Hobbitty.
Sorry to hear about your daughter and son-in-law’s loss, Teresa.
Well, sorry to say I don’t know, Teresa…I’ve never stayed in a hotel in my home state. I would check out Tripadvisor.com, that site was great when we were making spur-of-the-moment reservations in our travels this summer.
Trivago is good for that.
Thanks, W’s! Found some on Expedia
Deepest condolences, TiFW. I think sometimes they know it’s time even when nobody else does.
Today’s crackfat was at the top of 27 stairs.
We each made about 20 trips.
Leon dig a pond, use the fill for the hill and build your house up too.
When you get that far I can help you figure out the closest flood elevation and make sure you are well above it.
http://tinyurl.com/y9gkhy88
I believe that is exactly what his plan is, VMax. (the pond)
Youtube appears to have overhauled their interface again.
For the worse, as usual.
Yeah, we will likely end up digging a pond. The question now is whether we continue with the 10 acres and ask for a lower price or we go back to the 19 acres.
https://is.gd/a9GZiD
Lauraw is right. The dam broke on antifa. There’s an oped in WaPo and the Chicago Tribune denouncing them.
Hello riot police! Have fun grabbing pussies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYa-IjH4l44
Still funny.
Laura, since I can’t comment over there, I’ll say it here – my money says The Swedish Chef Muppet.
It’s Beaker.
That’s the one!
(I haven’t seen a Muppet in decades)
You guys are going to hate tomorrows post SO MUCH.
/squeals with excitement.
No seriously. I hope beasn shows up, because she may be my only fan tomorrow.
I’m gonna go all Olberman on your hate.
FUCK you all. Nazi Nazi fuck Nazi Nazi RACIST Nazi BIGOT go fuck yourself fucking Nazi fuckers.
I hope the Antifa stuff tide hasn’t turned just yet. I’d like to see a few Hollywood lefties commit themselves to the nonsense first.
I can’t believe they covered for them as long as they did.
Noticed that, leon. I hate sites that require scripts to be enabled just to use or read them, I block the crap out of everything because, really, scripts are of Satan…
https://www.mrctv.org/videos/hln-panel-tears-borderline-terrorists-group-antifa-violence
Laura’s post got Insty’d.
Leon, I’d be happy to repair your rosary (and give you a case for it so it shouldn’t break again).
Mare, I will pray a rosary for your mom.
Teresa, sorry about your daughter’s loss.
**runs around the room, giving everyone squishy hugs because I fuckin’ feel like it and could use a few myself**
How long will the Blac-Bloc/pAntifa shit last, now that the Dems have realized that we associate it with them, as do the ‘D’ voters?
https://www.philadelinquency.com/2017/08/29/enjoy-protests-going-get-awkward-soon/
MJ,
I’m still loving that clip!
Stupid fuq thinks he’s still dealing with PPD, under orders from lesbo mayor to do nothing. The Homeland Security guys don’t work for the mayor…
Roamy, I broke the all-metal one that I bought, not the one you gave me. It’s basically one of those steel-bead neck chains you might hang dog tags from.
Rosary prayed, Mare.
Yeah, I don’t know if I can repair those.
One of my friends here carried one of the mission rosaries I made for three years and prayed it every day before it broke. Those cost me 11 cents to make.
Car in on August 30, 2017 at 7:42 pm
I hope the Antifa stuff tide hasn’t turned just yet. I’d like to see a few Hollywood lefties commit themselves to the nonsense first.
I think for most of the leftist politicians & MSM (BIRM), the levee has broke. The masked cowards are attacking veterans in wheelchairs now – the establishment won’t continue to cover for them.
Sure there will be a few diehards, but the “peace activists” & “righteousness against nazis” shit has come to an end.
I hope I’m wrong and you’re right, because the violence won’t end for a while, and I’d like to see the media/Hollywood/Democrat Party dig deeper holes defending it, but I think that’s over now.
And, the thread is officially dead now, huh?
I’ll just talk to myself, I guess.
Tucker and I met a new neighbor dog. A new breed to me in fact – a greyhuahua. Mix of Chihuahua & Greyhound (actually recognized by the AKC). How do they even cross breed them?!?
Adorable pup. And full of energy. Now I want one…
I need to find a place for asshole insomniacs to hang out.
Or maybe try Ambien, but I keep hearing horror stories about the crazy dreams that stuff gives you. I don’t want that, and Melatonin does nothing for me.
When I first saw you
Something stirred within me
You were standing sultry in the rain
If I could’ve held you
I would’ve held you
Derp it up and start again
Some serious shit in Crosby, TX. Prayers up.