2 Second POS Poat

I’ve been kinda busy – gotta leave in a minute or two for a business thing, but figured I’d vomit something up which that little felt bastidge can stomp – OR that the amazing and talented hostess extraordinaire Carin can modify/update to make it passable for this chat room ———-

Carin warming up?

Something I most likely would never watch:

 

Not sure:

Gotta Go –

Later!

-This post is dedicated to Sean –

134 Comments

  1. Crappy.

  2. its a thing of beauty

  3. It does remind me that I should price honey wagons again.

  4. Wakey wakey.

    I’m still figuring out Sean’s poem from last night.

    Slept in – last night was a late night at work, and then I fought with people on the internet for a bit before I went to bed.

    Someone get me some moar coffee, STAT.

  5. I love when Jam likes his own poats.

  6. I give this poat 3 (out of 10) bullwhips.

  7. Dammit Mare.

  8. Can someone explain to me why I am staring at a toilet.

  9. Taking my soon to be 18 yr old son to ye olde bangstick store to get fitted for his first handgun this evening. They are also running their competitive shoot tonight, so we’re going to watch that in preparation of joining the competition later this year. Hard to believe the little booger is going to be 18…..

  10. Lauraw – just keep staring. YOu’ll see it in a minute.

  11. Sure as heck ain’t no sailboat in that terlit, that’s for sure.

  12. Laura, are you trying to remember how to make a doody?

  13. The road that has kept me trapped by being 3′ under water is open. I think I will go out for lunch just because I can.

  14. Neat right of passage, TerribleTroy!

  15. Oh, when you stare at the toilet it looks like Obama!

  16. Very smart people at the meatface. I learned a lot just by listening and thinking about what was said on the 7 hour drive home.

  17. MJ, what were you thinking about specifically? Sounds interesting.

  18. Clint, why did I get a dammit?

  19. I’m sad I missed round 2 of Pay’s bidness stories, assuming there was one.

    I need to learn the relevant tax/inheritance law to ensure that whatever property we acquire after this can pass to Possum without the government getting a cut. I also suspect there are ways to structure the ownership of farm assets (land, tractor, truck, etc.) to reduce my personal tax burden significantly.

  20. “Clint, why did I get a dammit?” I just wanted to see if you were paying attention. *SMOOOOCH!*

  21. I was kind of bummed that you left, leon.

  22. I was too. Should have taken two cars.

  23. MJ, you’re lucky he left. Our plan to make you go missing was thwarted w/o the extra muscle.

  24. That’s why I was bummed.

  25. obviously.

  26. One good push and I would have fallen right over the deck of doom™.

  27. Smooooch, right back at you!!

  28. Bahaaaa haaaa.

    True.

    I always overlook the obvious.

  29. MJ, what were you thinking about specifically? Sounds interesting.
    —————————————-
    I was thinking about Leon’s explanation of how different races evolved and why we are different. To be clear, I do not remember a single scientific thing he said, but I know there’s an explanation so that’s good enough for me. Maybe someday I’ll look into it.

    More importantly, I was thinking about Hotspur talking about his friends–I guess they have a ‘no politics talk’ rule because his friends are all Leftists–and how he overheard them talking about taking down every offensive statue.

    Normal people think that’s a strange and dangerous idea. Its intuitive to understand that today’s beliefs can’t be grafted onto yesterday’s actors. What I think the opposing belief shows is the shallowness of the arguments. I believe most Leftists know almost nothing, they simply are following what they believe to be a virtuous position. The hard core Leftists are the really dangerous people and are granted a lot of their power from the virtue signalers.

    I guess my point is that there’s actually a pretty small number of far Left people out there and that their importance is greatly exaggerated. Sure, you hear it on NPR, CNN, MSNBC, etc. But they’re a very small minority that pulls along the loosely connected that just want to feel good about themselves.

    And that’s a huge opportunity. The bonds that tie the tentative Left to the far Left need to be broken–and its probably easier than we think.

  30. Normal people think that’s a strange and dangerous idea. Its intuitive to understand that today’s beliefs can’t be grafted onto yesterday’s actors. What I think the opposing belief shows is the shallowness of the arguments. I believe most Leftists know almost nothing, they simply are following what they believe to be a virtuous position. The hard core Leftists are the really dangerous people and are granted a lot of their power from the virtue signalers.

    I agree with this. However, the leftist position is amplified so much by the media that most people think that’s the default position. It’s almost like the matrix, and the true conservatives are the ones with the red pill, and awake.

    Notice that leftists all march in lockstep, while conservatives are all taking individual positions. Every lefty I know is advocating the “put all the statues in one place, away from everyone’s eyes” position. Except for the far left, which is advocating destruction. They aren’t even shy about it. But the media ignoring them amplifies their message.

  31. The problem isn’t that there are huge numbers of radicalized lefties. The problem is that the radicalized lefties are the driving force, and they have hordes of people will to listen to their bullshit. People will default spout the bullshit.

    Of course the statues are racist.
    Of course, conservatives hate gays.
    Of course, Trump is Hitler.
    etcc.

  32. I have 1 1/2 plastic grocery bags of fresh-picked green beans.

    Better get to freezing and pickling.

    FYI: If you’re ever tempted to grow pole beans up a 3-sided structure that you can walk into like a closet and pick the beans that are hanging down inside, I highly recommend it. If you like spiders dropping onto your face.

    If you like spiders dropping onto your face, it’s a playground.

  33. Neanderthal and denisovan hybridizations, MJ. Last I read there were two major african/neanderthal hybridization “events”, and modern Europeans have the highest admixture of neanderthal DNA. Some of the first set of hybrids migrated east and partially hybridized with the denisovans, but so did some of the non-neanderthal africans, and these gave us northern and southern asians, as well as native americans. The current conjecture is that this set of migrations and hybridizations gave us the origins of the races of man we saw before global travel really got going.

  34. That’s part of my argument. Their numbers appear large but are actually a very vocal small group. They are amplified by the media. And that the bonds that tie the Stupid Left to the Hard Left are feelings.

    Feelings can be changed. Religious beliefs cannot.

  35. Their numbers aren’t large, but not small either. The problem is they are located at our universities and are capturing our youth when they are most vulnerable (first real exposure to the world away from familial adult guidance and monitoring) and at time when they are just becoming politically aware. Self pepetuating system, they produce the media, they produce the “political” scientists, etc.etc.

    This nonsense doesnt go away until the universities are returned to education not indoctrination.

  36. Also – their numbers are a HECK of a lot larger than the KKK/white supremacists.

  37. I think that’s fine but it would take 50 years.

    I’m talking about the upper middle class, white, poorly informed who just want to take a safe position.

  38. “This nonsense doesnt go away until the universities are returned to

    It goes away when George Soros stops funding it.

  39. It is interesting, MJ.

    I love it when Leon talks all scientifical.

  40. I go back to Ace’s “McGuffinization of Politics”. The majority of these protesters consider themselves the heroes in their own little narratives, and want to be on the winning side. The honestly don’t care what that side entails. It’s about power.

    I explained that to my mother and her response was, “Oh yeah, well isn’t Trump doing the same thing when he says ‘Send me a bill, any bill’?”

    Yes. Yes, he is. And the behavior on the left for the past eight years is how we got Trump, who was willing to play by their rules and win.

  41. He stopped funding BLM when he realized he couldn’t use them to beat up white folks.

    Enter ANTIFA, or Basement Dwellers Matter.

    When he figures out that violence and flag burning gets you more Trump, he’ll turn off the taps.

  42. I’m in a chorale group that is chock full of lefties. One guy got really miffed talking about the flooding in Houston, because he was convinced Trump had told ICE to grab all the illegals that seek out help. Has anyone heard this being suggested/done?

    Of course, he also implied that stopping anyone from crossing the border for any reason was immoral.

  43. Ask him how much he earns working as an editor for Reason.

  44. Trump should have a controlled “town hall” or heck, just a “speech” and talk about all of the things that are happening that he’s set in motion that are good for the country like rewriting trade agreements, etc.. Then at the end say:

    “I have been a public figure most of my life. Never, not once, has anyone accused me of racism and in fact, it’s laughable that anyone, ANYONE would call me such. It diminishes real racism anyone may have experienced and which I condemn. Period. I condemn racism. I condemn racists. All racists of any race. Period.

    Any of you in the media continuing to make this an issue with regards to me are clowns, fuck-ups, and people who couldn’t get an honest job because you are dumbasses and couldn’t cut it in STEM.

    Thank you all for your attention. God bless America. I love and respect the American people. Media, you, F off. ”

    Or something like that.

  45. I think enforcement of masking laws are how antifa is stopped.

    If the cops don’t allow it, the vast majority of weirdos go back to the basement.

  46. Has anyone heard this being suggested/done?

    It’s a brilliant idea. If illegals fear apprehension every time they interact with the government, maybe they’ll GTFO.

  47. Not going to happen, MJ. Pay attention to where they protest,
    San Fran, Boston,, Portland, DC…………

  48. GorillaPundit referenced flamethrowers. I think he lurks here.

    For the record, Mostly Peaceful Protest does great against ants and arthropods in general. Waiting for a properly-place wasp’s nest for an Epic Video Sure To Go Viral.

  49. Waiting for a properly-place wasp’s nest for an Epic Video Sure To Go Viral.

    *Pictures video of Leon running around spraying flamethrower wildly and screaming while attacked by swarm of wasps, while Mrs. Leon laughs at the whole thing.*

  50. Also waiting for November chills.

  51. Yeah, I know. But those places already have anti mask laws. That’s a decent first step.

    Rather than fighting 4000 blue haired weirdos, I think appealing to law enforcement is better.

    Make it antifa v cops rather than antifa v nazis.

  52. Dunno. Just trying to think of the easiest path for antifa to lose without people getting killed in the process.

  53. RICO on Soros oughtta slow things down.

  54. Make it antifa v cops rather than antifa v nazis.

    ——
    Agree.

  55. Laura needs these scrubs

    http://tinyurl.com/y9roep93

  56. -This post is dedicated to Sean –

    Thank you?

  57. Want to see an example of the media?

    Pro Cruz: http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/28/sen-cruz-hurricane-harvey-not-time-for-political-sniping-video/

    Con Cruz: http://www.politicususa.com/2017/08/28/ted-cruz-falls-msnbcs-katy-tur-calls-disaster-relief-hypocrisy.html

    Politifact rates claims false: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/mar/06/al-cardenas/al-cardenas-says-60b-congress-approved-after-hurri/

    Except Cardenas did say 10 percent, he meant 10 billion. It was more, but not much. 15 billion out of a 60 billion dollar bill. I’d say Politifact is misleading, and Cruz was right in his statement.

    Cardenas was specific with his numbers, but his own organization says he misspoke. Our math shows that the $15 billion for FEMA disaster relief and flood insurance alone are more than double what Cardenas claimed. And while Ellis raises some valid questions about how much of the $60 billion package will ultimately go to disaster relief, we find it will be significantly more than Cardenas said. We rate his statement False.

    They do it all the time.

    Oh look, a $20 bill with tldr; written on it!

  58. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYa-IjH4l44

    That look when you realize you’re not online

  59. most of the media claiming that “Tur blasts Cruz”. No wonder the left thinks he’s the anti-Christ. As well as a lot of GOPers.

  60. They sent in federal police?

    More please.

  61. Leon, we have a job for you.

  62. I watched that twice , MJ

  63. Ha ha haaa, me too!

    Then four more times.

    It looks like they have a plan for assholes like that. Back him up to a blue wall then give the signal.

  64. Hoisted like a sack of very stupid potatoes. Makes me laugh every time.

  65. Still funny, 128th time.

  66. Leon, we have a job for you.

    My time has come.

    *requests PTO*

  67. I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

  68. I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

  69. I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

  70. I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

  71. https://is.gd/MGDs8O

  72. I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

  73. I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

  74. https://goo.gl/images/EBGhq1

  75. I’m trying to make a comment, but the internet went out and then did that. I can’t even wakey wakey twice 24 hours apart on the same poat w/o an error message, but that happens when it rains on my satellite dish?

  76. The Organizers receiving ‘Soros Money” are the same “organizers” found on campus they are not mutually exclusive. The University is the key because that is where ALL the new little leftists are borned and raised. With the exception of course of the true “red diaper” babies such as Barky.

    It must also be recognized that not only have the extreme leftists taken over the majority of the Democratic Party, but that they also have infiltrated many municipal governments. This gives you the breeding grounds of berkley, portland, seattle and produces misbehaviors (charlottesville).

    Like MJ, I dont want to see anyone die. But its my belief that history shows us over and over that this is not how humans handle these types of problems, and I don’t see the species doing anything different in the near future.

    So with that said, I’ve established that I think it is inevitable that people are going to die over this “problem” (and make no bones about it, the problem is whether we remain a capitalist constitutional republic, or become a communist socialist state). As such, my thoughts lean more toward minimizing the “casualties” while effectively destroying the bad people (“true believers”.)

    Either this occurs, or we lose, and they do what they always do, which is KILL MILLIONS. You will die for the words written on this blog. The Soviets and Chinese had it down to a art.

    Minimizing, diminishing and underestimating what these people are all about is head in the sand mentality. And if you think this shit ends peaceably you are whistling past the graveyard. Dont believe me? Just study the history…. you wanna read some terrifying shit, check out what Pol Pot and his regime did to the kids, see what they in turn did to the “intellectuals” once they took power. 4 million dead in early 1970’s. In other fucking words…. they have done this before.

    Nobody in their right mind wants to see anyone die, unfortunately life makes you deal with all kinds of shit you don’t want to see. Really your only choice in this matter is what side your on.

    Choose Wisely

    There will be no 20 dollars on the other side of this abyss.

    *aint I just Mr. Fucking Happy?

  77. Did Car on get ahold of a bad clam?

  78. I saw Bad Clams open for STP back in 04.

  79. Melania Trump is gorgeous. She’s a good clam.

  80. Only about 20% of the people in Houston have flood insurance.

  81. Isn’t Houston like 80% D? Why buy flood insurance? Government will bail me out.

  82. I’m compelled to buy flood insurance for my camp. That’s a major incentive to pay the mortgage asap so I can save myself about $4000/year.

  83. If Detroit had hurricanes, the % would be even lower. Businesses, maybe.

  84. That about sums it up, crispy.

  85. I cannot believe what a pussy that antifa guy is, thinks he’s a big tough guy mouthing off to the police (or feds). He’s exactly the guy who needed his ass kicked in middle school or high school. Probably both.

  86. Excuse me while I go watch that video again; it’s so enjoyable.

  87. The top comments on that video are great too. No one is supporting this douche.

  88. The world is full of losers. We should really stop paying them with our tax dollars.

  89. That takedown was beautiful. It needs to be a gif (and probably is).

  90. The only thing missing is multiple camera angles. Even the pepperball video would be better with a few more angles. You know they’re out there but because it makes antifa look bad they’ll never surface

  91. I just ate a whole pizza and I’m not sorry but I might need a medic.

    I get up between 0400 and 0430 every damn day, this morning the alarm clock woke me for the first time in months, it is beginning to feel like fall in northern canada. Sleeping with the windows open is the best kind of sleeping.

    https://is.gd/DjyCUQ

  92. Sleeping with the windows open is awesome…until the Stoopid hot air balloons noisily go over the Condo

  93. Holy schnikies, it’s 97° here. Going over 100° tomorrow. I only brought black clothes.

  94. Thank you, Carin, I have HHD done for tomorrow.

    Today was a good day. I might have been passed over for any kind of award this year, but one of my more intelligent co-workers said, “I knew I could count on you.”

  95. 67 here, but hyuuuuuuuuuuuuimid.

  96. “Comment by Car in on August 29, 2017 9:28 am

    I give this poat 3 (out of 10) bullwhips.”

    i ass u me that the other 7 are occupied….

  97. “Comment by mare on August 29, 2017 9:26 am

    I love when Jam likes his own poats.”

    monkeys heart teh horse lady!!!!

  98. “Comment by lauraw on August 29, 2017 10:11 am

    Can someone explain to me why I am staring at a toilet.”

    seriously —-

    need we talk (again) about the effects of alcohol on sweet young humpback lady’s….

  99. “Comment by terribletroy on August 29, 2017 10:12 am”

    i turned 18….!!!!!!

    i’ll call you daddy if’n you buy me side-arm

  100. “Sure as heck ain’t no sailboat in that terlit, that’s for sure.”

    look closer friend –

  101. “The road that has kept me trapped by being 3′ under water is open. I think I will go out for lunch just because I can.”

    V-Dude – i’m glad you’re not sleeping with teh fishes

  102. “Comment by PepeLp on August 29, 2017 2:48 pm”

    nice – i’d buy them for my lovely bride, but she’d never wear them….
    (she’s the universes’ balance to my jack-assery )

    i would though

    i should get them and wear her badge and just stroll around the hospital until security axes me wtf i think i’m doing

  103. I don’t envy one of my liberal co-workers. He is brilliant in physics and optics, but I wonder what color is the sky in his world. The latest is that his daughter who is Rocketboy’s age (21), who has put him through hell with her alcohol and drug abuse and other drama, has now decided she is transgender. He and his insurance are paying for her mutilation on Friday.

    There is soooooo much wrong with this picture. I firmly believe she is doing this just to get attention. I suggested that maybe she ought to wait a year before surgery. Play dress-up for a while before chopping bits off. It’s been a few months (not sure exactly when she decided this but it has to have been since March). What kind of doctor would do that kind of surgery this quickly? What kind of parent would cringe at describing what’s going to happen on Friday, yet go along with it, pay for it, and be all supportive ‘n shit? Is he just brainwashed that he feels like he has to go along with this or be considered a transphobe?

    Reminds me of my mom saying don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

  104. “Comment by Sean M. on August 29, 2017 3:01 pm

    -This post is dedicated to Sean –

    Thank you?”

    you’re our only hope – obi-wan seanobi….

  105. Your mom is dissapointed that you didn’t acquire a dick early on.

  106. “Comment by Car in on August 29, 2017 3:47 pm

    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.
    Comment by Car in on August 29, 2017 3:47 pm

    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.
    Comment by Car in on August 29, 2017 3:47 pm

    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.
    Comment by Car in on August 29, 2017 3:47 pm

    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.
    Comment by Sean M. on August 29, 2017 3:48 pm

    https://is.gd/MGDs8O
    Comment by Sean M. on August 29, 2017 3:49 pm

    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.
    Comment by MJ on August 29, 2017 3:50 pm

    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.”

    holy crap!!!!!!

    the same thing happened to me!!!!
    I’m trying to make a poat, but internet keeps going out. I’ll probably save it for Thursday if I ever get it done. Unless roamy wants me to turn it into a HHD? I can do that. Give her a break.

    i know how much she appreciates my hhd’s…

  107. Roamy, I hate to say it, but I doubt his daughter will live another ten years.

  108. “Comment by Pupster on August 29, 2017 6:50 pm

    I just ate a whole pizza and I’m not sorry”

    PUP IS my spirit animal!

  109. “Comment by terribletroy on August 29, 2017 3:55 pm

    The Organizers receiving ‘Soros Money” are the same “organizers” found on campus they are not mutually exclusive. The University is the key because that is where ALL the new little leftists are borned and raised. With the exception of course of the true “red diaper” babies such as Barky.

    It must also be recognized that not only have the extreme leftists taken over the majority of the Democratic Party, but that they also have infiltrated many municipal governments. This gives you the breeding grounds of berkley, portland, seattle and produces misbehaviors (charlottesville).

    Like MJ, I dont want to see anyone die. But its my belief that history shows us over and over that this is not how humans handle these types of problems, and I don’t see the species doing anything different in the near future.

    So with that said, I’ve established that I think it is inevitable that people are going to die over this “problem” (and make no bones about it, the problem is whether we remain a capitalist constitutional republic, or become a communist socialist state). As such, my thoughts lean more toward minimizing the “casualties” while effectively destroying the bad people (“true believers”.)

    Either this occurs, or we lose, and they do what they always do, which is KILL MILLIONS. You will die for the words written on this blog. The Soviets and Chinese had it down to a art.

    Minimizing, diminishing and underestimating what these people are all about is head in the sand mentality. And if you think this shit ends peaceably you are whistling past the graveyard. Dont believe me? Just study the history…. you wanna read some terrifying shit, check out what Pol Pot and his regime did to the kids, see what they in turn did to the “intellectuals” once they took power. 4 million dead in early 1970’s. In other fucking words…. they have done this before.

    Nobody in their right mind wants to see anyone die, unfortunately life makes you deal with all kinds of shit you don’t want to see. Really your only choice in this matter is what side your on.

    Choose Wisely

    There will be no 20 dollars on the other side of this abyss.

    *aint I just Mr. Fucking Happy?”

    “Comment by terribletroy on August 29, 2017 1:45 pm

    Their numbers aren’t large, but not small either. The problem is they are located at our universities and are capturing our youth when they are most vulnerable (first real exposure to the world away from familial adult guidance and monitoring) and at time when they are just becoming politically aware. Self pepetuating system, they produce the media, they produce the “political” scientists, etc.etc.

    This nonsense doesnt go away until the universities are returned to education not indoctrination.”

    “Comment by terribletroy on August 29, 2017 10:12 am

    Taking my soon to be 18 yr old son to ye olde bangstick store to get fitted for his first handgun this evening. They are also running their competitive shoot tonight, so we’re going to watch that in preparation of joining the competition later this year. Hard to believe the little booger is going to be 18…..”

    i’m wit ya

  110. Her life will be so much better when she’s a guy without a dick.

  111. “Comment by Chi on August 29, 2017 3:57 pm

    Did Car on get ahold of a bad clam?”

    heh –

    where the hell is x-mandu

  112. “Her life will be so much better when she’s a guy without a dick.”

    reminds me of a comic strip that wiser used to talk about –

    iirc it was a Dickless Tracy thing

  113. ah ight –
    i’ll ban myself

  114. You chose to live there you knucklehead.

  115. Oldest boy got his license less than a month ago and Paula has been looking for used cars since then. Finally found a used 06 Fusion with just under 70,000 miles on it for $5000. He took it today to “play basketball at the VFW park in Hampden”. He’s not supposed to have passengers based on time since getting his license. Turns out he picked up his friend*, drove him to see the kid’s girlfriend** and then home again. Lying to Paula and me about the whole thing. Paula found out the truth. Guess who is riding the big yellow loser cruiser on the first day of their senior year in high school?

    * friend who lost his car privileges for reckless driving
    ** girlfriend who happens to be the daughter of Paula’s friend she shoots the shit with at least daily

  116. Scott, it’s 73 inside.

  117. Roamy, I hate to say it, but I doubt his daughter will live another ten years.

    Well, I thought that before all this, when she was in drug rehab for the 2nd time.

  118. It’s nice that you don’t feel like a prisoner.

  119. Jimbro is a good dad.

  120. Guess who is riding the big yellow loser cruiser on the first day of their senior year in high school?

    Have you put the car on Craigslist yet?

  121. Sorry about your friend’s daughter, Roamy. If it isn’t tearing his heart out, I’d be shocked. There’s got to be some deep mammal instinct screaming at him how wrong the whole thing is.

  122. hooked up the new router/modem combo. Only got 291 megs down.

  123. That seems like a lot.

  124. probably will never use the full speed, which will approach 1000 mbps.

  125. Coeur d’Alene 80°. Gotta hoof it back to the hotel. 1 mile – 100′ incline – pitch dark.

    Maybe I’ll see ya.

  126. Life is hard, that’s why no one survives
    I’m much older than I thought I’d be
    Feel like a derp, just like a dancing derp, yeah
    Footloose and fancy free

  127. *pokes POS poat with long stick*
    *has sidearm ready*

  128. *grabs jam’s stick and pulls him to the dark side*

  129. *shoots POS poat with extreme prejudice*

    tisk tisk — no stick grabbing without axing first…..

  130. Or at least without buying dinner…


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