Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Whew, what a ride this election was. Smarter people than me are going to pick apart the results today, but I’m just happy that the American people said no to a lying, traitorous grifter. That everything the media could bring to bear was not enough. That the win was larger than the margin of fraud (I’m looking at you, Virginia and your last-minute felon vote. Terry McAuliffe is up for replacement next year, just sayin’.) That we said no to dynasties both Clinton and Bush. Wonder if Saudi Arabia and Qatar are going to get their money back.
My delight in the election is tempered by the loss of a good friend yesterday after a four-year battle with cancer. Tina, this is for you.
Veterans Day is Friday, so thank you to our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines, and Coast Guard. I exercised my right to vote yesterday and will exercise my rights to free speech and freedom of religion today. I promise not to take that for granted.
Yeah, I know. Hush.
Maybe a real SEAL?
Fake redhead for Carin.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day. (and clean up the pudding, will ya? That’s how you get ants.)
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First bitches. Time to start pussy grabbing.
Hillary didn’t concede? Jeez. That’s awful.
She was probably too drunk or tired to go out there.
“Get your affairs in order, bitch. You’re going to prison.” – what I wish Trump said
Cher, Amy Schumer, etc. pack your bags, bitches!
Heh, just saw this on FB
http://tinyurl.com/oeygqse
So is everyone else’s twitter feed blowing up with angst and despair? Last night Katy Perry tweeted that the revolution was coming the responses were not real positive. I just pointed out that Trump supporters tend to have more guns
“Cher, Amy Schumer, etc. pack your bags, bitches!”
Apparent Cher and Lady Gaga were crying backstage at Hillary rally. I actually got wood over that (I know TMI)
I have been working so hard lately that I have been taking every chance to sleep that I could.
I was up until 2am this morning and I’m wide awake now watching the news.
Amazing night. Honestly thought the MOF was too big to beat.
Btw….
FLILF
MOF?
Xbradtc, there is zero chance that the turnout Trump needed to win was voters coming out for their down ticket pics. Zero. Trump did this. The Senate was lucky to have him.
**tries to beat it down into submission
What the hell do I do? The doctor’s office does not open for a few more hours!
Poor Tushar! But your wife must be happy and not just about Trump!
I still have a hard time believing anybody voted for Trump. I think everybody simply voted against Hillary. With a passion.
It’s the lawlessness, stupid.
Wow, Mr. RFH’s cousin is going to need an intervention. She cried yesterday for the “honor” of voting for Hillary, crying again today. Not going to comment.
Also, I’m going to hell for Muttley laughing at XBrad posting “Clinton Election HQ” with a pic of Jonestown.
I was hoping Darryl Glenn was going to win CO senator, but looks like the Dem won.
I voted for Trump. Hard.
OK, so he’s in. He better close that fucking border like a motherfucking vault door.
He better put some good conservatives on SCOTUS.
Yes, he better. He’s not in power until January 20th.
It’s going to be fun to see if Obama pardons the whole Clinton crime gang. We can ask lefties, “But why? Why does he need to do that?”
Responsorial Psalm in today’s Divine Office: Psalm 75: 6, 8, 9 followed by Revelations, “Whoever worships the beast or its image will drink the wine of God’s wrath.”
Laura, Obama can pardon the bitch only for crimes she is currently being prosecuted for, which is none.
He cannot issue a provisional pardon for the prosecution the bitch will face in the future.
When they reported that Hillary supporters were crying and leaving their little gathering I laughed so hard I almost peed.
I’m not proud of myself. But it felt SO GOOD. I’m gonna keep my gloat here.
wakey wakey.
Pat is gonna send Scott a gift certificate to a dinner out. Or he can come here and claim it.
I don’t think that’s true, Tushar. Ford pardoned Nixon. I don’t think Nixon was ever actually indicted.
Yeah, we need to have a meetup. I hear Michigan is extremely shitty in Winter. I’m game to see it for myself and report back.
Dear Democrats, when one of your biggest issues is fighting to let men pee in women’s restrooms, you’re gonna have a bad time at elections.
— Young Conservatives (@YoungCons)
Yeah, that too. Decadent values. Jeez, why do I ever doubt the American people? The fucking media is the Mouth of Sauron, and I believe in lies.
I think the Republicans got a majority in the Senate here in NM, that’s amazing. Senate has killed every bill the governor tried to pass.
Also, first freeze here, it’s over a month late.
I’m not going to let anything or anyone ruin my wonderful mood today. Life is a pendulum. It is rarely at the balance point, for only a split second. Knowing that is wisdom. I’m going to enjoy this second. It’s really good for America that Hillary Clinton did not give that victory speech.
hear Michigan is extremely shitty in Winter. I’m game to see it for myself and report back.
*claps hands
Imagine the landslide had the media not carried Hillary’s bulk around the country.
Wheeee! Let’s aim for around the time of the inauguration? Jan/ Feb?
Speaking of which, I’m sure Donald Trump (and Melania) will make sure the inauguration ball is a low key and classy affair.
That would be beyond awesome.
I’ll still be in school. I don’t know what my clinical schedule will be. And I’ll have to take time off work.
Shit. No promises.
It would be!!
I want to believe you’ll be able to visit.
*hugs Mare*
*hugs Hotspur*
county by county results:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential
every election i look at these and think there is still a little hope
*wonders how to saw NYC off the state and let it float out to sea*
Me too!! About visiting, not about sawing off NYC! Though that’s a good idea too.
btw nice poat roamy – and prayers for your friend Tina and her family and friends
We probably won’t see many stories about “Trump’s Mandate”
MOF = margin of fraud
S’gonna be interesting to see if Congress now gives Garland a hearing…
ny 22 voted in a new R congress critter – claudia teney: we worked hard to get a real dbag Dem out in 2010. R Hanna the guy we got behind turned out to be a rino, unapologetic SCUM. We were gonna primary him this time – he decided to not run again. hopefully teney isn’t caught blowing ryan within a month of being sworn in…
color me skeptical
Schlonged.
I’m still waiting for them to call MI so we can add “fisted”.
remember how when bammy won and bush wasn’t allowed to govern anymore because “The people have spoken” ..?
bush was supposed to run everything past hussein o first –
i think trump should push for that now – after all precedent was set by Teh Won!!
I don’t remember but isn’t it unusual for the losing candidate to not be seen at all after the election has been called? Could be wrong, I just don’t remember. But imagine her flipping out when her inevitable Presidency went up in smoke.
She was probably too drunk.
she’s probably still a three oh bac…. it’ll take a few days to detox
It’s not over yet. It’s Wednesday, so now the Dems vote, right?
Iowa also had the GOP win back the Senate, giving Republicans full control of the Iowa state capitol. Gov, House, and Senate. Plus the obnoxious Senate majority leader Gronstahl was defeated.
Tushar, does your doctor have any openings today? It’s been way over 4 hours.
Hopefully Trump will insist on reopening the investigation into Clinton, Inc.
Also, the Republicans have a majority in both houses, No Excuses!!! Do something, the people want action, not promises.
Trump’s sons are wonderful spokesmen.
Hugh Hewitt is right, Trump should call Cruz and say, “Hey rough election cycle but would you consider being my Supreme Court nominee?”
i think trump should push for that now – after all precedent was set by Teh Won!!
Gotta obey those executive orders! Wonder if he can dust off the seal of the Office of the President Elect that Bammy was so proud of.
Seriously, has Brooks opened his creasehole yet?
By the way, Mike Pence was a favorite of Rosetta’s. Wouldn’t he have had some fun things to say knowing this guy is now the Vice President?
Well, I have to give Drudge a lot of credit. He really carried some water for Trump. Never faltered.
We need Dean back. Should we?
Breitbart too, mare. They really had his back.
I heard last night that Cher walked out on stage at Clinton HQ, read the board, and walked backstage.
Twitter and facebook will be fun today.
Guess Hillary got her 3AM phone call. Just wasn’t the one she was thinking of.
Here’s a list of everybody leaving:
http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/11/08/celebs-leaving-america-if-trump-wins-election-miley-cyrus-amy-schumer/
What a beautiful morning! Anything happen while I was off line?
Hillary won Nevada.
Hunh.
Hillary lost MO by 20 points! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The GOP also took the top five state offices.
Hillary won Venezuela
With 100% of the votes going her way
My daughter texted me at 9:45 last night and asked if I was gnawing my fingers off yet. I didn’t see it until this morning because I was too stressed to even watch teevee.
Mr. Beasn woke me up this morning saying, ‘Well, I never saw that coming.”
I felt it was close but my radar couldn’t pin down which way it was coming.
Looking at the break down of voters, the working class carried it. Let me remind you that my dem-voting sister, who crossed over and voted Trump in the primaries, summed it up about a week ago when I spoke to her. “He talks like us.”
hahahaha On twitter:
Orange is the new Black.
Also looks like up to 10% of blacks voted Trump.
I’ve been watching CBS This Morning since Mr. B. woke me up. They are stunned and can’t figure out what happened. (They worked so hard to get Hillary elected, they are truly stumped.)
Hey a-holes, this is more an anti-establishment, anti-SheBeast, vote than it was a Trump vote.
Salty, salty tears
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/09/the-utter-heartbreak-of-hillary-clintons-supporters-in-14-photos/?tid=sm_tw
It’s so delicious, isn’t it?
Like mare, I’m going to enjoy the moment as much as the Russian parliament. Heh, did you see the clip of that?
I read somewhere that the Clintons transferred several million dollars to UAE recently. Probably a hedge against just this scenario.
CBS was far more upset during the broadcast last night, moreso even than MSDNC.
“I don’t remember but isn’t it unusual for the losing candidate to not be seen at all after the election has been called?”
She’s hiding from the Russians.
leon, CBS has been showing the tears at the Clinton HQ all morning. And I had to laugh when they said Hillary never showed up to comfort them.
Kellyanne Conway, hats off to you. Brilliant campaign.
I’m thinking Clinton, Inc. is going down. If not by the NY FBI, then by the drying up of ‘donations’.
If Trump lost I can imagine the photo montage of sad supporters but I don’t think anyone would be all that shocked
Hillary is such a selfish bitch she wouldn’t even go out and thank her workers and give solace to her most ardent admirers.
Srsly, you have to give Trump some credit. He did this all on his own (that, and people like us terrified of Pickles). He ran against the media, the DNC, Soros, and the GOPe.
Good grief, it is beginning. Just heard CBS chick talking about how a huge percentage of the world is muslim and how Trump hates them. Earlier they highlighted Putin and the Russian parliament giving kudos to their dear friend.
When will Pickles be speaking today?
Chelsea may have to get a real job.
That’s all Maddow could talk about last night, beasn. Even Chris Matthews was talking her down.
Trump hates women so much, he hired a woman who made him focus, to bring him over the finish line. Meh. His problem is, he likes them too much. Unless he’s being attacked, he seems calmer surrounded by women.
He has more women working for him than most corporations.
Hillary is probably on suicide watch.
Chelsea may have to get a real job.
No kidding. Didn’t her goofy husband lose his arse by putting all his hedgefunds dollars into Greece?
A $10 million swaggy apartment in NY? The upkeep and taxes on that is some serious scratch.
Hillary is probably beating on the secret service right now.
I wonder – now that the clintons are completely out of power – if the stories will start leaking out. More stories of what a harridan she is.
Heh, Milo visits media row
facedouche libs finally woke up, now predicting that the GOP will overturn the 13th, 14th, and 19th amendments.
Yep, their entire world is racism.
LOL
https://is.gd/a3rmyv
“All the progress we’ve made goes out the window if we don’t win this election,”
FU!
Finally went to facebook. LOL!!
I wish I wasn’t so stressed about the whole thing. It would have been an entertaining night.
I wonder if the Clintons are now reviewing what “RICO” means?
If Trump lost I can imagine the photo montage of sad supporters but I don’t think anyone would be all that shocked
Downcast faces of resignation. Hands reaching for bugout bags and ammo. But no tears.
While we’re blowing away amendments, can we please please please overturn the 16th and 17?
In the immortal words of Donald Trump, “He really schlonged her.”
🙂
I’ve got an hour drive ahead of me and can’t decide between listening to the lamentation of Glenn Beck or NPR
Probably both. Can’t resist.
I completely gave up on Glenn Beck. Used to like his show.
OMG, I’m going to have to turn on The View this morning. This should be entertaining. Whoopi and the red-haired harpy were total jerks to Trump’s campaign manager last time they had her on.
This made me lol in my pants.
I linked that already, Hotspud.
Also, your stupid county is one of 3 we’re waiting on. Go drive by and honk your horn a lot.
I was listening to Diane Reem on the way back from dropping off HotBride a bit ago.
Sweet sweet delight.
https://is.gd/VM57n2
Oh man, these people are really so fucking out of touch.
More sweet sweet news
Woot, I voted against that crap too.
Stupid ridiculously expensive library proposals passed.
I’ll have to make sure and stop by to use the bathroom a lot.
NOW Hillary puts flags on the podium with her!
Hillary won the popular vote?
HA HA HA
This couldn’t get better.
There will be very special gloat post this evening courtesy of a muppet fisting loser that loves this country.
Stay tuned.
Cuffy is hilarious. I just went to twitter and looked around. Still no account there anymore.
So about our bet……..
Mr. Beasn yelled at me to turn off The View. One minute into Whoopi diatribe and he couldn’t take it. Fat cunt.
Heh.
I’m not on FaceCunt anymore, so I can’t see the reaction of all of my lib friends. This weekend is going to be FUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
What’s up with Cuffy?
Comment by wiserbud on November 9, 2016 6:54 am
This is truly amazing.
I should have known.
Never question the wisdom of Scott
OH GREAT SCOTTADAMUS, GIVE US YOUR WISDOM!!!
Remind me of the bet.
I’ll pay. I just can’t remember what it was.
His last 24 hrs twitter feed is just pure awesome. I just searched for various people on there and you can still look at their tweets if you don’t have an account. Here is a good one:
https://is.gd/RJr5ob
I’m waiting for my demo to end so I can go run some errands. I’m getting some cod to make fishsticks.
Looking at the thread last night, you folks all made a lot of great promises for what you would do if Trump won.
NO EDITING!! Lol
*struggles to remember German lyrics for Puff the Magic Dragon*
Ah got it . Yea, he’s a funny mofo.
Everyone gets 30 sec of comment freee leering. I remember.
The Blessed Andrew Breitbart, Martyr to the Cause, has been avenged.
…now if we could just rein in what’s left of that outfit he founded, we’d be all set.
Dave tweeted last night about how perfect it was that she sent Podesta out to address the supporters. I have to agree. Shameful. That’s her in a nutshell.
Hillary Clinton had her concession speech prepared – she just never thought she’d need to read it out loud.
And now she’s late for it again, was scheduled for 10:30am eastern
Sean Davis Verified account @seanmdav
We’re now 10 minutes past the start time of Hillary’s third concession attempt.
Jim Treacher
1 hr ·
Hillary Clinton’s aides are preparing her for her concession speech: marching her around the room and filling her with lots of black coffee.
MSNBC idiots saying Hillary lost because she’ said woman.
Anyone want to bet on whether Hillary cries or not?
I wouldn’t be surprised if they wheeled Hillary! out in a wheelchair.
Tim Kaine is speaking now.
I hate to say it, but being too histrionic to give a concession speech really, really doesn’t help the case for a First Woman President.
If they care about “the cause”, they should just admit that she’s still drunk.
Here she comes!
She had her balloon drop face on.
She can’t give a speech when she keeps filling her Depends.
Hillary: We DO NOT have a “Constitutional Democracy.” We have a “Constitutional Republic.” So, cut it with your Progressive wish wailing.
“lifted her up”.
HA
You’re toast, you fucking cunt.
Now you and your pedophile spouse, go the fuck to hell.
So Hillary has now had her ass handed to her twice running for POTUS. Do you think she’ll finally take the hint?
“To all the little girls watching this, don’t grow up and be a cunt like me.”
Looking at the thread last night, you folks all made a lot of great promises for what you would do if Trump won.
I’m not getting “Ivanka 2020” tattooed on my ass.
Obama isn’t going to pardon her.
Do you realize the White House budgeting staff has happily removed the “Replace Missing Furniture” line item from their 2020 budget preparations?
Time to go do errands and listen to El Rushbo.
Honestly, I think the humiliation of fading into obscurity is enough for me. I want Trump to clean house of the State Department folks who knew about her server and did nothing or actually worked to enable it.
One of our debate moderators.
*spit
lauraw, I like this recent one…
T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams
Standing ovation as Huma Abedin enters the hall where Clinton will offer concession speech.
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Cuffy@CuffyMeh
Something horrific would happen at this point if we were in feudal Japan.Cuffy added,
I miss Cuffeh!
Tweet by Ben Shapiro on hillary not showing up at 3am.
“Once again, Hillary abandoned people who worked for her in the middle of the night.”
They’re tentatively calling Michigan for Trump. Finally.
that makes me happy.
Heh. Obama’s speech makes it sound like Hillary has passed away.
The magnanimity of Mr. I Won is fucking vomit-inducing. Oh, we’re ALL Americans now and we need to work together?? GFY, FOAD, ESAD.
Says the guy with the pen
Lauraw, we only have to listen to him a few more times.
He’s a fuckin idiot.
He says nothing but platitudes. There is no “there” there.
I’m not happy with Clinton just fading away. I want consequences for her actions. There hasn’t been anybody in the ruling/government class that has paid a price for their actions. IRS scandal, blatant vote rigging, FBI/Justice Dept coverups. Put her away, and put the fear of god into the others.
We already had a cunt for president for eight years. We didn’t need another one.
>>I hate to say it, but being too histrionic to give a concession speech really, really doesn’t help the case for a First Woman President.
What case? She is done. She is not going to run again. Show’s over. Go home.
rush is on fire.
When your stupid state is so fucking tiny that your electoral votes have to be placed in a box out in the middle of the Atlantic fucking Ocean, you should just fuck off and die.
Everyone except Wisebud, Scott, and Lauraw.
Our idiot governor made another mention to ‘peaceful transfer’ of power. I don’t like this. It sounds like they know something.
lauraw, it’s ‘code’ their violent thugs understand.
I see Blumenthal got another term. Was he in a different war, for this campaign? The last one was a doozy.
https://is.gd/efAKqv
I can’t stop laughing at the things that had me down just a few days ago.
Wow, I have to give up my self imposed ban on all things Politico. That was GREAT!
“Buckwheat, can you use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence?”
“Yes. So, Hillary, how do my dictate?”
OK, that’s not politico. That’s some rah-rah site that the DU crowd uses to self-soothe.
Hahaha They actually printed the Newsweek with Pickles on the cover
Glad they lost money.
But I stop reading when I see the word Politico. gotta stop that.
“So, Newsweek, how do my dictate?”
Hahahaha, Hotspur, your comments are killing me today.
And my election night proclamation to live blog myself getting shit faced is easier than some others’ promises.
A young Canadian (who is studying microbiology) wrote this about Trump 7 months back: https://is.gd/pqPLhI
And today he wrote this: https://is.gd/FdhiZm
Absolute must read.
I believe that the magnitude of Trump’s position will weigh heavily on him. I think toward the end of the campaign when people were coming to his late announced rallies with great inconvenience and his followers sticking with him regardless of how embarrassing the gotcha, it made him much more humble. I think he was touched by their love and loyalty. I think it actually humbled the man.
Egos can work a couple of ways. Obama is told by outsiders he’s the Black Jesus, he believed it and it became all about him. Everything. Every occasion was about him. His ego was fueled by outsiders.
In Trump’s case his ego was fueled by him. I think now that people are loving him he wants to live up to expectations and wants to be the President they sacrificed for. His victory speech seems to bare that out.
Or it’s all bullshit.
George Will is dickish.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I can’t wait to hear the first hour of Hannity.
Scott was so certain the whole time. Polls- he said, “The polls are bullshit.”
When I told him about things people were saying elsewhere “They don’t know shit.”
It turns out, Hillary was a scam.
Juxtaposition
Scott knows things. He was certain and made me feel a little better.
11000 people wrote in Harambe.
My face is starting to hurt from laughing.
Still me
Nigel Farage should be given US citizenship and appointed as UN Ambassador.
I would gladly accept a cabinet position in Trump administration. I just want that post renamed from Secretary of Defense to Secretary of Attack.
Tushar, the historical title is “Secretary of War”.
Congratulations to those of you who backed Trump. I hope he does well in office.
Sean, I do as well. I supported Trump because Hillary in the White House would have been disastrous. However, I had no illusions about Trump himself. Now I hope that he understands that he has made a sale to conservatives and the white working class, and he needs to deliver.
And honestly, I think that the Dems are going to have a rough four years but that the country will come out better for it. They’re basically rebuilding the party from the ground up, but hopefully the countercultural “elite” will be pushed out and the party will move back towards the center.
I backed that he wasn’t Hillary. Ditto Co Alex point.
Yeah…I don’t see that happening. Looking at a sampling of the lefty reaction since it became clear that Hillary was going down in flames, the only things they seem to be telling themselves are:
1. “ZOMG this stoopid bullshit email story sunk her! Damn you corporate media for even giving it a passing mention!!!” (This is an especial favorite of the Voxers.)
2. “Racism/sexism/white privilege is just far too entrenched in our society for a Saint like Hillary to win.” (Which ignores the fact that TFG won two terms by carrying a lot of votes that Trump picked up last night, but whatever.)
Circumspection is not a strong suit for these people, and I have a feeling we’ll be looking back at Bush Derangement Syndrome as quaint in the not-too-distant future.
Also, get ready for the country’s homeless population to EXPLODE suddenly, for any uptick in gas prices to be an ECONOMIC CATASTROPHE, and for every military death to be once again a GRIM MILESTONE–all around the beginning of January.
Yep. And he’s inheriting a country with profound debt that is involved in five wars, too. All of which will instantly become his fault on January 21st.
Fracking is about to expand exponentially. Gas prices can’t stay high for long.
Danish politician/model Nikita Klaestrup for the BBF Binder
https://is.gd/cHi49r
Also, get ready for the fed to raise interest rates.
Oh, you deplorables will pay..oh yes you will.
http://tinyurl.com/n9grrrq
Breitbart has these two videos. Must see.
CNN’s Tapper: Dems, Not GOP, Will Have Infighting
MSNBC Panel: When People Can’t Express Their Opinions Without Being Called Bigots, They Find an Outlet
Huh, I agree with Peirs Morgan 100% in his article at the Dailymail.com
Thanks for posting that map, Pepe! I’ve been looking for that.
Sean, it’s still too early. They’re in denial right now, but eventually it’ll work its way out of their systems. Let’s see what things look like a year from now.
Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods, you are avenged. Your names and the way you died will not be forgotten. You mattered in this election.*
My sister is no lefty but also not all over politics was very disturbed by Hillary’s involvement in the deaths at Benghazi. She mentioned it a number of times. She was sick about Hillary lying to the families on that tarmac. I thought that was interesting.
New post.
I’ll pay. I just can’t remember what it was.
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You owe me a visit cuz Trump won but since we’re planning a meetup just promise me you’ll be there.
I’m waiting for my demo to end so I can go run some errands. I’m getting some cod to make fishsticks.
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You’re goddamn right you are.
I was in Northampton Mass today, the lesbian capital of America.
I could see it in their faces. Everyone was so sad.
I laughed and turned the music up.
At lunch, I heard two students discussing the election. One’s Poli-Sci professor said “I guarantee Trump will have four years of gridlock and will accomplish nothing.” Hello? He’ll have majorities in Congress and a couple of SCotUS appointments. I think he’ll make Mr. Two-Putt look like the lazy narcissistic ass-clown he really is.
Step one: Shitcan the Exec Orders.
Step two; Tear out that godawful “garden”.
Step three: Assemble all Federal employees in a stadium; lock them in; unleash a horde of meth-addicted weasels. Broadcast on PPV and pay off the national debt with the profits.
Brother Cavil,
Your plan will be completely ineffective. But replace meth addled weasels with LSD hopped wolverines, and that would be a great plan.
Assuming The Bitch’s political career is over, will her sham marriage to horndog last?
Anyone wants to wager on the date they divorce?