With all the talk about art, and drawing turkeys, I thought “Wow, what a great idea for a poat!”
Execution is harder than success
I tried to keep as close to Roamy’s policies as possible, while also keeping to the theme of the day. This was hard to do, as there is limited source material.
You know how hard it is to find these pictures?
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Have to have a little weird, for all you normal people out there.
Fitness? We gots it.
Recipes? Close.
Thanks, and have a great Wednesday!
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Stomp it! I dare ya!
nice poat Jay!!
it earns you 2 wishbones
& leon gets an A+ for being an over achiever in civility
http://tinyurl.com/h8cq7sb
Fuck Marco Rubio.
I hope he never finds another political gig and ends up doing those sleazy late-night “Have you been injured in an accident?!” commercials.
HA!
+1
http://tinyurl.com/gokq3pr
Oh and any parent who lets their 14-16 year old daughters watch GIRLS can STFU about civility.
F’ing scum.
http://tinyurl.com/jtp8jgp
Seriously, letting your daughter intern on the set of Girls? So you encourage watching porn? The Obamas are so weird.
Rubio, Obama, Girls, and diets can all DIAF.
Girls, must be a great show, because no one watches it.
That last one was for mare.
Hillary Clinton’s nipples
*vomits a lava flow*
Hillary Clinton’s nipples
Turkey’s Done!
/on topic
Is Car in boycotting the poat, because I didn’t use chickens?
Hehhabahah
I never should have allowed myself to be lured by the administration to draw a hand turky with the head in the middle.
Can we ban HS?
I watched an episode of Girls once. I was amazed that someone could film a scene lasting 3-4 minutes showing two people in their mid twenties fucking and have it revolt me in every conceivable way. I guess it must’ve been artistic.
Careful… you encourage another outburst….
Thanks, MJ!!
Im starting to wonder if some of yall aren’t just a wee bit sado masochists… I would never, ever, ever willingly watch a episode of this show.
I’m afraid to look at the news, actually I’m afraid to ask, what did Rubio do?
As my oldest (when she was little) would say, “I’m scarey.”
Rubio is over in the corner choking the chicken.
That poor chicken. Worn out.
Terrible, in my defense, this was about three years ago during an HBO free access weekend and I’d never heard of girls or Lena Dunham. I just knew that it was HBO, it was late, and so there was a chance I could see some titties. I was hoping for a Jamie Leigh Curtis Iin Trading Places type experience. That was not to be.
Lena Dunham’s hairy nipples
The H2: Concern trolling the chicken since March 2009.
Dry heaves.
Alright PG (makes sign of the cross)….. say the pledge of allegiance 5 times and go forth and sin no more…..
…to this day I remember Jamie Lee tataahs from Trading Places…
The question HS …. is with all the hair, where does the nip begin and the armpit end?
Girl beard
Welcome to our new feature here on Hostages… its GROSS OUT WEDNESDAY! Since HS got the ball rolling… I’ll see his Hillary nipple and raise with a Rosie O’Donnell FUPA reference.
…to this day I remember Jamie Lee tataahs from Trading Places…
And groceries aren’t the only thing in this house that cost money! You, sleep on the couch!
Bruce Jenner Hairy Nipples!
It’s my busy day. Never watched girls never will.
Ive watched girls.
http://tinyurl.com/z7ncy6a
There’s a package on MJ’s porch.
Excellent! I’m in Indiana, of course.
Chumpo, Porky’s is highbrow entertainment compared to Girls.
And the nudity was much, much better.
Where in Indiana? I lived there for a time. It was a strange, sad time in my life.
Evansville. I’m based out of here now.
I’m in Charlotte for 2-3 weeks, then here for a week.
Evansville is kinda “least worst” Indiana.
Porky’s is my favorite movie.
Porky’s is one of my favs. Better Off Dead. Sixteen Candles. That is why I love Adam Sandler movies. Allen Covert. Nick Swarsdon. I love stoopid movies. Love them.
Role Models. Grandma’s Boy. Dodgeball.
Ah, the “North Kentucky” part of the state. I’ve never been that far south and west, always went through Louisville on my way to Florida.
We call the police, and have them send over one of their sketch artists…
CoAl…YES!!!! LOLOLOL
You’re correct about that Leon. I got to spend a fun filled 9 months in the coal fields down there. Flew into Evansville for each rotation. Beautiful country….the locals are…..”quaint.”
>>>There’s a package on MJ’s porch.
Best euphemism ever.
Hearing, mr. Art Chumpo say Porky’s is his favorite movie made my day.
I think Rush is right. The GOP is going to give us Romney or Jeb!.
GOP is dead to me.
If they try that I’m praying for violence on the convention floor. Blood and bodies.
Ft Wayne is pretty nice. Brother lives there.
No way they are that stupid.
Is there a way they are that stupid?
My God, they are that stupid.
They would rather lose the presidency and keep their club intact.
They do that their club goes “poof” along with everything else. This is going to (not maybe) get ugly.
Soros is firing up the professional protesters, so there is a chance it gets ugly long before the convention.
A billionaire funding protesters to demand that we get big money out of politics.
What does protesting pay? I should get in on this.
I just googled “Soros Security” and top of list is ….
Nov 30, 2015 – Russia has banned a pro-democracy charity founded by hedge fund billionaire George Soros, saying the organization posed a threat to both state security and the Russian constitution. .
and some people think the Russians are stupid…….
My favorite movie is the one I made with your mom.
The second one.
The first one was too noisy.
Hahahaha, you turds never disappoint. Except you disappoint Carin….a lot.
Your mom was something of a disappointment.
Your sister on the other hand….
Have the “workers” at Roamy’s house finished yet?
I bet it’s going to be Trump/Cruz v. Clinton/Warren 2016
Heh.
Whataburger
I was considering a move to Fort Wayne at one point. Old company had an installation there for a time. Not sure if it is still there or got sold when Ypsilanti did.
If it’s trump Cruz I might bother to vote. As a white man, trump could conceivably be impeached if he fucked a pig enough of a pooch. Or if the nation tires of all the smaller poochfucks. Hilary’s dusty, cobweb ridden vajayjay would make her impeachment proof.
I’m trying to style my shit after mare. She’s kinda my new literary hero. On a scale of one to five meatup noshows, how was that last one.
Shut your got dammed whore mouth.
Cool videos Xbrad. Drone Footage very cool.
WTFITS?!?!?!?
Went to see the surgeon today – the colostomy takedown is scheduled for Monday, April 18th at 12:30. There is a better than 50% chance that he will do a temporary ileostomy at that time (to ensure the takedown “holds”), but that one will only be in place for 6-8 weeks.
So excited!
Mares no show was incredible. She should no show at every meat because nobody doesnt do it better.
So, I’m not familliar with this John Zeigler fellow over at Mediate. Do any of you all have an opinion of this fellow? He has some sort of a radio program.
I was reading an article he wrote about T Rump’s ascendancy and a stinging indictment of the so called conservative media’s colusion in bringing Trump to bear on the rest of the candidates.
It’s all so strange.
Here’s a linky
http://tinyurl.com/h8awe4o
This “shit style” that you speak…. is that parted on the side?
Go get ’em Ms. TiF.
Shrill dawg will choose one of the jodido Castro twins.
That MLRS strike? Yeah, it really was interesting.
Good luck, Teresa.
Prayers up, TiFW
T!!
if
W!
i’m routin’ for you –
*winky eye thing in a non creepy way*
and two of these –
http://tinyurl.com/gq67on7
Good luck, TiFW.
Those Castro twins look so smarmy. Get a bad vibe from both of them.
Do they have shifty eyes?
Brothers named Castro are historically a bad omen.
Teresa, prayers for you! And I’m happy for you too!
I H8 their commie mama and their waxed over-plucked eyebrows.
Question: Do you think Rubio could gain back any conservative street cred (for 2024) if he encouraged his delegates to vote for Cruz and actively campaigned for him? Using something like, ” I now understand how important border security and controlled immigration is will do what I can to see that the already passed funding for a fence will be used to build a fence. “
I can’t get past the Gang of 8.
He couldn’t admit to his mistake, that’s all he had to do.
“I messed up and I am sorry. Vote for me and we’ll build a wall, a big beautiful wall with a door in it…….and we’ll get ISIS to pay for it,”
Earlier today I wondered what would have happened if Europe’s Jews had emigrated en mass to Mexico in 1930.
They’d be building a wall to keep us out. Maybe Trump’s plan involves a time machine.
From Chumpo’s linked article:
The most important element where the “conservative” media has dropped the ball in their Trump coverage is allowing him to create the myth that he will be beat Hillary Clinton (easily!). Barring a major catastrophe, there is almost zero chance of that happening. In fact, there is a much stronger likelihood that he gets crushed and costs the GOP the Senate then there is of him winning.
Why do people keep saying this? I think Trump is a clown and has too much baggage to exploit, but his support GROWS with every negative. Hillary is such an unlikable candidate, her support SHRINKS the more she campaigns.
I don’t get why the smarties all think Trump is going to get smoked. I think he’s going to win and be a big, fantastic, incredible, gold-plated disaster.
Also Chumpo, I’ve never heard of the guy you linked, but the writer seems to have a good handle on things.
You might like this guy: http://thezman.com/wordpress/
I think Lauraw has linked him in the past. I don’t know who is is but he’s teh smart, if not upbeat.
Honestly, as little as I like Trump, I think he takes NY away from her.
I think he’s going to get smoked, because his negatives are higher than Clinton’s.
Scott, do you know legislation has already been passed for the funding of a fence.
Oddly, as angry as I am toward Rubio, I want to like him. I think he has a lovely family, a good story and is articulate.
Seriously , gang of 8 was so deadly, I’m amazed he didn’t talk outside of the circle before venturing forth. Unfortunately , I think his actions show he REALLY thought it was
a good move. Uuuuufffffffff
Clinton’s negatives are going to go up, unless he’s not in it to win. I can’t see him not going negative, can you?
Is it funded by a tax on Wall Street speculation?
Don’t know although it should be, I just know Rush went over it several times, it’s been funded.
Also, I know PART of it has been built in Texas, just not long enough.
http://is.gd/uzWoXB
She’ll lose. She’s a terrible politician.
I just think Trump is like a used car salesman. He’ll promise anything to get elected. Once he’s in, he won’t be able to do anything he promised. He can’t tell “Timmy the Intern” to go build a wall.
It was funded but not built? That doesn’t sound like Government.
Seriously, it was funded. But how do you get more dem voters if they can’t cross the border??
Hood heads up, Puppeh.
PHI@CHI tonight.
Dont start the Broney Party till I get back.
If the dems are willing to consider Bernie, they must really hate Hillary. She really is awful even considering dem standards. Awful. And Bill may have residual good will but the truth is breaking through about him. A total pedo island pig.
A lot of them are backing Trump.
What makes more sense?
Obama turned out to be kind of a bummer so I’ll vote for an old lady that is less interesting and will probably also be a bummer.
OR
That guy is fucking nuts but he seems like he might be able to do something and he sure is exciting. I see him everywhere!
Americans aren’t exactly smart when it comes to voting. Most people vote on weighty issues such as: I like that person, that person seems like me, or that person isn’t that other person.
Oh come on, it’s BASKETBALL time!
Bill looks so weak I doubt he could sprout a chubby.
There is a LOT of support for Bernie here. Fanatical.
Desalinating a corned beef point cut, gonna cook it on Saturday.
Using Meathead’s recipe, of course. The Close to Katz’ Pastrami.
http://amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/close_to_katzs_home_made_pastrami.html
I should have some pretty interesting news tomorrow.
Agree, MJ. People vote emotion and superficiality. Obviously.
Hint, xbrad.
I just read a recipe for corned beef that involved soaking it first to get the salt out and now Jay’s spouting fancy ass terms like “Desalinating” too. Is this a thing? I always just cut the beef out of the package, sprinkled the spice packet on it, poured a beer on it and put the crock pot on high till it looked hot.
Yeah, let’s just have corned beef like we have for centuries.
Brad is gonna be Bradleigh?
No hint until I get the video uploaded to YouTube.
Hi honey, I’m home. Nice visit with my dad, who seems to be doing a little better than he was at Christmastime. Worried that I might have given him and stepmom the TITS2Flu despite 2 weeks and a z-pack of antibiotics. Spent a day in Columbus, GA, saw about two-thirds of the National Infantry Museum before getting kicked out, saw the National Civil War Naval Museum. I will poat on these at XBrad’s if he will give me blog keys.
Troy, I saw that touring Smithsonian exhibit in Birmingham. I took a pic of Richard Petty’s car for my dad. There was a Rodin sculpture that wasn’t The Thinker, but I can’t remember what it was. Walking Man? The other big memory was hearing a henpecked husband griping about Dorothy’s ruby slippers, why did he have to stand in line to look at a dead woman’s shoes.
Jay, thanks for filling in. Dad is pretty nosy when I’m on the interwebbies.
Brad has a date?
Brad is learning Swedish?
Brad is starting (again) his career as a fluffer?
Brad can finally see his feet?
Brad bought the delux model sheep?
Just write it up as a Word doc and email it to me, please, Roamy.
Brad is finally coming out as “Becky”.
Brad won the day
http://is.gd/hNsE25
Hope I didn’t disappoint. I thought Turkey Sweater boy might have been over the top.
Mines going on the PBC, and will be pastrami, heathens.
Even Irish people like real BBQ better than their food.
Can you smoke a spud?
Apparently yes
http://barbecuebible.com/recipe/smoked-potatoes/
You can smoke salt.
You can smoke lemonade.
Hahaha
I sent the P-47 and P-38 pic to Rocketboy. Hope he gets it.
What a coincidence, Hotspur’s mom “saw” about two-thirds of the National Infantry
Museumbefore getting kicked out……..(of the barracks)Bill looks so weak I doubt he could sprout a chubby.
http://is.gd/21rgCK
yes, you can smoke potatoes. Smoked Ice, too, believe it or not.
>>>Comment by Pupster on March 16, 2016 8:39 pm
http://is.gd/uzWoXB
Ho-lee-shit, that was HIFUCKINGLARIOUS. First I thought it was just the name that was funny, but then I watched… I think I peed a little laughing! This may need to be an event dealie at the next meat-up.
Yeah, that wasn’t what I thought it was going to be.
P-38 was always my favorite in the plastic airplane packs I got as a kid. One of you has a dad who flew them if I remember correctly.
http://is.gd/dwJvbi
Sadly they no longer sell packs of little plastic fighter and bomber planes. It’s a miracle they still sell little green army men still.
Bill looks so weak I doubt he could sprout a chubby.
http://is.gd/21rgCK
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Very clever, faggito bandito.
Hahahahah…..deadmau 5
He’s a billionaire, Bill has people to do his raping.
No hint until I get the video uploaded to YouTube
http://is.gd/W1Y0gV
Pups, you’re a funny MOFO.
P-38 was always my favorite in the plastic airplane packs I got as a kid. One of you has a dad who flew them if I remember correctly.
I played a flight simulator/dog-fighting game on my first computer in the 90’s, “Wings Over Europe” and “Wings Over the Pacific”, the P38 was the best plane in those games and always my favorite. It could take more damage, was extraordinarily maneuverable, had the most firepower, and could drop bombs and torpedo. Hell of a plane.
/armchair pilot
http://is.gd/when_is_your_next_5K_MJ
MJ. You are wise.
If he were wise he wouldn’t be in Indiana.
Isn’t Indiana where hope goes to die?
I could probably Iiive in Indiana. Maybe not in the winter.
Indiana is were your mom goes on Saturday night
Both of America’s top scoring aces in World War II flew the P-38. Interestingly, both were in the Pacific theater. And both were killed before the end of the war.
Indiana has a lot of fat chicks.
Just sayin’.
But not KiA.
At least in Bong’s case.
Dont get me going on Bong. Mrs. C’s grandfather was part of his wing.
Just got back from London.
God, what a pain in the arse that airport is!
Everything about it sucks balls. The ridiculous flight arrival procedure, the long van ride to the hotel, the draconian security procedures for aircrew (I pity the passengers), and I had to have an ‘escort’ to do the walk-around.
I got the full security treatment (they usually pick one from each crew). Searched all my bags, swabbed everything, etc.
Luckily I hadn’t been out shooting for a couple of days so was gunpowder-free.
The layover is nice, great pubs around the hotel (next to Hyde Park), but it doesn’t make up for the clown show.
Will be avoiding London in all future schedule bidding, but I have one more trip there at the end of the month.
And every commercial has some sort of tie to basketball.
At Dick Fluffer Ford we slam dunk the competition!
Remove those unsightly varicose veins at Evansville Leg Therapy. Beat the buzzer on our ‘get ready for Spring’ promotion.
Be part of the Final Fore at Golfsmiths!
Box out your hunger and order the 3 Point Combo at Hotspur’s Sausage House. Each combo comes with two hard boiled eggs and a piping hot bag of dicks. No substitutions!
Like Chumpo said, Bong died test flying the P-80.
Like my late step-dad, Butch, (F-100’s, Vietnam) always said, ‘Phat, never fly the ‘A’ model of ANYTHING. The Dash-1 is written in blood.
Lots of great test pilots died during the dawn of the jet age.
Maybe Bong was a dick (in more ways than one). In my experience most fighter pilots and especially test pilots are.
I have good guesses as to the reasons why, but that’s a masters thesis waiting to be written.
I was supposed to fly to London again tomorrow, but the trip got cancelled. I suspect they put a different airplane-type on the route, but WOO HOO, 3 paid days off and I get to avoid the security drama.
If anyone has favorite places in London, please let me know. Despite my best efforts, I will be there a lot this summer.
Mine is the Imperial War Museum.
http://www.iwm.org.uk/visits/iwm-london
Definitely going there again.
I always thought Pat Conroy was a little whiny about his dad. The Great Santini is one of my favorite movies. Pat Conroy was very popular in the Military Brat community. RIP.
Millineal at work didn’t know if Shrill was a D-rat or Republican. He did know about Monica and the Blue Dress. Thinks Trump should pay Monica to sit in the front row at all Shrill events wearing a blue dress and a beret.
Get a tie at Pink, Phat.
Oso,
Remember that Pat Conroy’s dad was everything the libs hated.
The fact that that the son rejected his Marine Dad IS what guaranteed Conroy’s acceptance into the ‘cool writers club’.
I have no reason to doubt the harsh parenting that Pat experienced, I didn’t grow up in that era, so i don’t know if that was the norm.
I do know that many Citadel grads hated his guts.
Trying to think of a way to say this. Hmm, your Dad thinks you’re a Puss and tries (abusive) techniques to toughen you up. Your Military College uses the standard (hazing) practices that have been used for almost 200 yrs at that institution, yet you still bleat.
You, my late Pat Conroy, were never meant to be a warrior. You were meant to be a sheep.
A strong sheep, no doubt. No one survives a strict military upbringing and military college without internal fortitude.
If you want to read a great book about being at a military academy, read James Webb’s ‘Sense of Honor’.
Yes, he’s now Senator Webb, but he totally NAILS the Academy experience.
I tell all potential cadets who come to me for advice to read that book and then call me for an appointment if they’re still interested in a military academy.
Xbrad,
OK, I’m intrigued enough to look into it.
I’m also going to bed. Been up for over 24 hrs.
That never ends well.
I’ll check it out. G’night Phat
Phat, when you get back from zzzzz, I enjoyed the Royal Maritime Museum in Greenwich. I went because of my studies in the great contest between the European navies to colonize the Americas and Caribeean. While there I learned that there was a whole lot that I didn’t know about the colonizing of Asia and Africa. Very good museum. I also enjoyed the riverboat ride each way. It’s eight or so miles down the Thames from city area.
I also enjoyed touring Westminster Abbey. A lot of monuments to famous English over the last 700 years or so. St. Paul’s cathedral is worth the time if for no other reason than Wellington and Nelson are both lying in the basement. They have another word for basement that I can’t remember now. British Museum was kinda meh except for the fact that the Rosetta Stone is located there. And a whole mess of roman shit that’s pretty cool. My wife liked harod’s.
We should designate a day for Moron Movie. I can’t think of a Hostage alliteration. Not a TL;DR but a STAHP!!! MARE’S MOVIE MUSING!!! Mare still watches movie at theaters. Chop chop. Make this happen
MJ?
Terrible Troy Theater?
Cyn at the Cinema
Scott Streaming. (Scoot doesn’t watch movies)
Watching With Wiser
Dan’s mom has to go back to Primary Care doc in three months. She only got 2 answers right on Memorycare eval. Doc wants to see her after she’s been in Assisted Living. Dan has recruited mi familia to move her in. SiL is the selfish bitch FiL tagged her as. Dan is stressing, so I am stressing. Can’t wait to give the Gorton Good-bye to SiL. We will be listing with CiL. Dan is done with his crybaby sis. Serial. She threw a fit that we were going to TITS2. I’ve been muzzled when it comes to FB and SiL
Owning comments leading into Thorsday. Spending our day off with MiL. We were supposec to do breakfast and a movie/ Dan’s a good son.
I want to punch SiL and her loser family in their loser white faces. I want to punch Dan for not standing up to his sis. I want to punch MiL, for causing all this drama from back in the day. Made SiL co with Dan on everything. MiL has $$. Still worried about leaving $ for SiL. MiL didn’t want to hurt feelings. FiL knew sis and family were FSA losers. Unfortunately, he went first. Dan doesn’t want my opinion, wants my support. Dan is gay. We’re using mi familia to take care of this. I’m done with loser SiL. DONE
I’ma addict for sneakers, twenties of Buddha and bitches with beepers
In the streets I can greet ya, about blunts I teach ya
Inhale deep like the words of my breath
I never derp, cause derp is the cousin of death