Good afternoon, lovelies. It’s Friday, which means it’s time to put your feet up, grab a beer, put on a Vaseline Kiss record and act the fool. In other words, time to get cray-cray.
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I wrote this song while on tour with an up and coming band named Holy Shit. They were an industrial, emo, 1970s band that specialized in exotic distortion noises and feedback. On the second night, I just couldn’t take it anymore and started beating the shit out of their guitar/synth player. It just so happened that Holy Shit was opening for Elton John at the Prince Albert theater, and Sir Elton had been working on a new song. The rest is history.
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This week features a latina born in the most excellent year of 1975 in San Luis Obispo, CA. Her early career was spent impersonating a Jackson Pollock painting, but then in a stroke of genius, she decided to move behind the camera to take pictures of girls doing the same impersonation. Please welcum a first time BBF chick that weighs in at a paltry 34F—Monica Mendez!!1!!!!1!!!!1
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It’s getting to that point in the year where you will be expected to show what you’ve learned. Yep, it’s time for finals. Rather than cram this weekend or pull an allnighter on Monday, I offer you this study guide and cheat sheet. It’s filled with random, stoopid shit that should serve you well in life and on tests. So here you go, morons. The MJ test and style guide.
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1218 – The Fifth Crusade leaves Acre for Egypt.
1813 – South American independence leader Simón Bolívar enters Mérida, leading the invasion of Venezuela.
1830 – Mary Had a Little Lamb by Sarah Josepha Hale is published.
1883 – The Brooklyn Bridge in New York City is opened to traffic after 14 years of construction.
1915 – World War I: Italy declares war on Austria-Hungary.
1943 – Holocaust: Josef Mengele becomes chief medical officer of the Auschwitz concentration camp.
1961 – Cyprus joins the Council of Europe.
1976 – The London to Washington, D.C. Concorde service begins.
1994 – Four men convicted of bombing the World Trade Center in New York in 1993 are each sentenced to 240 years in prison.
2002 – Russia and the United States sign the Moscow Treaty.
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Drink of the Week: ElectricLemonade
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This is actually a decent BBF post. Nice work, MJ.
Wow… that alotta soap.
huh.
So a week and a half until the new Tool album? I’m sure you’ll remind me.
I have a newfound appreciation for them. It’s good for working out.
What drink should I make?
Fuzzy Navel
I could care less if any of these people ever come back.
Good morning ass face
Great. The old business phone number is my new cell phone number. Can hardly wait to hear these messages.
Not tool. Queens of the Stone age. Tool is supposedly working but we don’t have a release date yet. Not last I checked.
It’s still too cold to garden. Burr. I tried a sweatshirt, coat, hat and leather gardening gloves.
IT was a no-go.
Store alarm company called last night about midnight. I called the police to see what was up. It was just an interior sensor.
Scott is walking through this morning and sees nothing.
Weird.
Spider. Scott moved all that stuff and destroyed their habitat, they are on the move looking for new homes.
Haha ha … Obama is giving commencment address in Annopolis. He’s telling them that there is no place in the military for sexual assault.
GOOD JOB BARRY. Way to inspire.
0=a
She seems nice boobs.
They were just asking for it.
Why is that such a lefty trope? It’s like they always have to give a compliment sandwich to the military.
Thanks for making me look like less of a pussy by executing a near impossible mission. And remember that ‘no’ means ‘no.’ You guys are the best and the bravest.
Dick.
Electric lemonade. I have the stuff, so there you go.
Store alarm company called last night about midnight. I called the police to see what was up. It was just an interior sensor.
Scott is walking through this morning and sees nothing.
Same thing happened to me. I left work, went to the store, and was just walking up the steps to my apartment when my phone rang.
Coworker: Hey Alex, when did you leave the office?
Me: An hour ago. Why?
Coworker: Physical Security just called. The alarm is going off. Something tripped the sensor in your office, but none of the door sensors.
*I drive twenty minutes back to work, to walk through the building and report that indeed, there was nothing going on. *
Me: Ok, the building is all locked up again. No issues.
Coworker: Yeah, I just called Physical Security and they verified the alarm is working.
*ten minutes later, as I’m driving home*
*phone rings*
Me: What now?
Coworker: Yeah, the alarm just went off again…
Stupid spiders.
Cobwebs.
One night my car alarm started going off. Scared the crap out of me as I was fast asleep.
Grabbed gun, looked out window – nothing. So I put on my robe, grabbed the key and went out to the car. There was a huge fucking moth fluttering around inside, which set off the motion sensor.
It’s because they’re assholes, MJ.
Why is that such a lefty trope? It’s like they always have to give a compliment sandwich to the military.
Thanks for making me look like less of a pussy by executing a near impossible mission. And remember that ‘no’ means ‘no.’ You guys are the best and the bravest.
This may make me sound like a dick, but you can’t take a bunch of 18-24 year olds, get them in good physical condition, encourage their aggression and risk taking, put them around one another with few responsibilities but a steady paycheck, and then subject them to lots of stress and not expect that to be a very unstable combination.
How many rounds did it take you to kill the moth?
That’s what the discipline part is for. And a healthy fear of their sergeants.
Nice tits. I could do without the tats. But I guess that’s reality. Even non-hooks tat up these days.
That’s what the discipline part is for. And a healthy fear of their sergeants.
The problem is that it no longer exists. The NCO corps has been neutered by political correctness and a failure of Army leadership to defend harsh but necessary measures to enforce discipline.
Col. Jessup was correct, but no one wants to admit it. Instead they’ve slowly undermined the ability of the military to train and prepare young men and women for combat.
The header pic blotted my ability to gawk at the bodacious chest muscles with much gusto.
God speed our fallen soldiers…
BTW, is anyone else tracking the story about the 18 year old lesbian in Florida. The left is going bonkers about how awful it is that she’s facing charges for having sex with a 14 year old girl.
Nice to know that rape is acceptable as long as the perpatrator is a pretty white girl. Rape culture, indeed.
She has tats?!
She has tats?!
Second picture, left arm.
Well, Alex, let’s face it, when you’re talking lesbians, it’s not rape-rape.
Second picture, left arm.
*cough*
Well, Alex, let’s face it, when you’re talking lesbians, it’s not rape-rape.
Actually, anything other than “older man, younger woman” gets excused. Older woman, underaged boy? Ok. Older man, 14 year old boy? Perfectly fine.
Holy shit how does she even walk with those things?
Re: alarms. We have motion sensors, one was triggered several times at night and while we thought it was malfunctioning it tested ok.
Turns out when the ac came on air from a vent made the leaves on a big plant move.
Today’s lass seems well-designed for the bouncy bouncy
Turns out when the ac came on air from a vent made the leaves on a big plant move.
heh. Music store owner put balloons all over the place to celebrate 25 years in business.
Took him a couple of nights before he figured out why his alarm was going off.
It’s the parents of the second girl that are having a problem with it. They have already been classified as bigots, religious zealots, etc. Never mind that the girl is a minor, and that’s their call.
The State taking more responsibility from the parent, by way of media scrutiny.
Second picture, left arm.
she has arms????
oh… right…. those things blocking the goods.
“arms.”
I’ll remember that.
I felt like I owed you guys one, so I put some effort into it this week. Work has been bananas for the past month or so. This week? Not so much.
Super boss and regular boss took time off. Yeah!
That reminds me to get crackin’ on that drink thingy.
Well done, MJ. Good work on all the links. I’m impressed with the actual effort you put into this. And while this lady is lovely, I suspect the bewbs may not be entirely factory original.
>> I suspect the bewbs may not be entirely factory original.
There’s enough saline in those fun bags to launch a battleship.
There’s enough saline in those fun bags to launch a battleship.
and she’s not fat enough to attract the Rosetta either….
I only have one thing to say about this poat. . .
That are real.
Oops. They are real.
If one more person makes sad noises I am going to punch them.
AWWWWWWWW!
What will we do now?
Screw you ass-face, you voted for this.
>>>Screw you ass-face, you voted for this.
Tell them you are going dedicate yourselves full-time to getting all Democrats out of office, whatever it takes.
Hey, brad, here’s a little something for you. No one else look.
http://tinyurl.com/oqywjo2
Thanks, Hotspur. I’m really more a leg/ass guy myself.
*waits for someone to try to hug scott
xBrad would obviously prefer a photo of Greg Louganis.
http://tinyurl.com/psph4ja
I am still having fun on facedouch. Chief, want me to cut and paste?
barb and Clinton found there way to the thread. I’m tagged in it, so I think you can see it and reply.
There isn’t much ass there.
Honestly, I get about 25 seconds of thinking time to myself. That’s how long it is before I get interrupted by kids. Trying to read? I get half a paragraph in.
That’s probably why I like working out. At the gym.
It’s down to every 15 seconds.
If your kids went to public schools, you wouldn’t have this problem.
Better, Hotspur?
http://tinyurl.com/n9omp9g
Seriously, Cyn, that is looking like a very attractive option at this moment.
Honestly, youngest is reading the Hobbit, and I get a DAILY dissertation on the differences between the book and the movie.
Tell him to STFU and listen to Tool like a good little boy.
It’s honestly amazing I’m able to hear what he’s saying with 10,000 Days playing so loudly.
Greetings, udder lunatics.
Got something for MJ to check out. The rest of you can, too, but you’ll probably hate it since it’s not Steely Dan or country music.
Lisboans.
I waited 2 and a half minutes for the song to really get started.
Since it was only a bit over 3 minutes long, I figured I was waiting in vain.
Busty Lisboans.
Got something for MJ to check out. The rest of you can, too, but you’ll probably hate it since it’s not Steely Dan or country music.
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Very nice. That’s right up my alley.
It was quite hypnotic. Not too shabby, Shaun.
since it’s not Steely Dan or country music.
Hey! We like both kinds of music, country AND western. h8r
Thanks MJ, strong work this week. She looks like a girl you could take home to meet the parents. A traditional girl who is a natural conservative voter.
Thought you might enjoy that, MJ.
Thanks, Cyn, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Since you’re a dog, ad, shouldn’t you be dying in the same week as some peckerwood’s truck gets repo’d and his wife leaves him so he can write a song about it?
I ♥ you too, Sean.
Carin – Don is an idiot BTW.
Sean forgot “rain” and “Mom”
Lefty heads are exploding.
http://www.freep.com/article/20130523/NEWS01/305230154
yowzah
Hotspur – How many “actual” residents of Detroit even know where the DIA is located? Maybe if you gave directions from the nearest liquor store or the casino they could find it. Most visitors, I would guess, are from the ‘Burbs.
MCPO, this is how the left operates. Steal money in the name of art, then hoard the assets for themselves.
It’s for the children.
Hmm. Cyn, can you clean up the white space? Somethings up with me or wp. I’m guessing it’s me.
They can all go to Hell in gasoline panties, as far as I’m circumcised.
Checked the weather…I’ll have to bring my tomato seedlings indoors this week. I don’t even believe this shit. WTF, people.
MJ, you dumbass, you don’t shake carbonated beverages.
Um, I remembered that afterward. Duh.
NO TRUDY~ NO PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what I like about MJ’s videos?
He really goes out of his way to dress up and look presentable.
Not a single reference to a “big rack” – disappointing.
I fixie MJ
Holyshit… Imma taking away your keys, mister.
Is it fixed for everyone now? It looks better to me at least.
Thanks Cyn. The rest of you can preemptively blow me.
Ha Ha Ha! Best vid yet, MJ.
Cereal, I think it was WerdPuss that was screwing up; I had to go into the Text editor to fix that up and you really shouldn’t have to.
The size of them hooters might have been throwing something off too.
Looks fixeted to me, Cynabuns.
All I know about the DIA is that my property taxes pay to make entry “free” for Detroit residents. I voted against that millage, but it passed because the dead people in Detroit wanted free something-they-won’t-use. I’ve been to the DIA twice. Most Detroit residents have never even seen it.
The rest of you can preemptively blow me.
I’m a libertarian, we don’t believe in preemptive blowing. Only truly defensive blowing.
BTW, if any of you are worried that your balls are just too big (or, for the ladies, that you’re too fertile) just go ahead and listen to a few seconds of Chris Hayes here:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2530463
Can you summarize, Sean? We’re still trying to get pregnant.
I’m spectacularly fertile (Mrs. Caruthers’ “trying to get knocked up” message board is now asking her what I do that has my numbers so high), but I see no reason to risk it.
/ballbragging.
Wanna borrow some of mine?
Al Sharpton is beginning to look like Mr Potato Head.
Chris Hayes has the same speech pattern as Rachel Maddow but more feminine.
You are closing? Why?
I’m sure you haven’t heard that at all today.
Mostly Safe For Work, if you work in an S&M shop:
Everyone of LauraW & Scott’s customers today. . .
What will we do now?
Are you retiring?
Seriously, it took me 5 minutes to recover from that one.
Amazingly, I’ve found myself with a task I could do from home.
Drive time.
Yeah, someone asked me the other day if I was retiring too!
Must be time to dye my hair.
“You can’t go! All the plants are gonna die!”
Scott! LauraW!!!
Al Sharpton is beginning to look like Mr Potato Head.
That was (probably) incredibly racist.
Why do you insult Mr. Potato Head?
Scott? LauraW? Who are they again?
Leggo, Pupster!!
http://is.gd/h6aQUu
Yodeling! My goodness.
I can’t believe people listened to that stuff on purpose.
ION, I have a headache that starts behind my right ear and radiates down to the back of my neck and up to my temple. It has been on and off the past couple days and it’s driving me nuts! Feels like a sinus thing. Grr.
Gonna go lie down a bit before work tonight. Ciao, kids.
I have a headache that starts behind my right ear and radiates down to the back of my neck and up to my temple.
Sounds like the first sign of teh AIDS.
I just loaded about 3000 lbs of cardboard into the van.
Next person through the door will be here to buy boxes.
It’s a toomah.
Your closing? For good? But I like coming here.
you’re
Fuck ’em, Scott. You and Laura have excellent adventures ahead of you.
*raises glass*
*Raises glass*
Freedom will be pretty cool after 14 years of 1 day weekends.
…and Christmas might not suck!
Thought you might enjoy that, MJ.
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I just checked out some of their other stuff. Very interesting. I likey.
>> you’re
It’s possible they said “your”. Some of em sound dumb.
wow, that was interesting…
Go ahead and take off, enjoy the weekend!
Hmm, better take advantage of that QUICKLY!
Aggie’s getting pounded (by the weather, SYWM) so cross your fingers and think good thoughts.
*raises glass to scott and lauraw.
an uncommon level of frankness and clarity and nuance
*balls fall off*
I pulled a budget estimate out of my fuzzy behind a YEAR AGO with no research and the numbers came back within 7% today.
I am just that good.
*leans into weekend*
Freedom will be pretty cool after 14 years of 1 day weekends.
You should paint your face blue and don a man-skirt. I’ll bet you have the legs for it too.
I’m betting Scott starts watching college football and brings his unique insights to us all.
Scott’s gonna start gardening.
Lauraw is going to start reading trashy romance novels.
He has great legs.
40 minute nap: Successful. Slept like a log then popped up like a cork. Headache gone.
Guess I was just getting run down and needed charging.
Leave for work in 20 minutes.
Oh my. Look how spunky everyone is tonight! Heh. Is it time for neck sting/ paralysis/ egg laying time again? My ovipositor is ready whenever you are.
*leans into weekend*
Is that the new management paradigm now? I was told to “lean forward” into material studies today, and I made a crack that the only leaning I do is over a microscope.
If anyone tells me to lean into anything I’m going to punch them in the throat.
Won’t you have to get up on a chair first?
Or the vagina. Whichever is closer.
So if I’m standing on a ladder; throat.
If I’m standing on the floor; vagina.
Hahahahaha.
Lauraw and I crossed streams. I didn’t see that comment.
Pfffftt.lol.
Hah!
And thanks for the well-wishes everybody.
My ovipositor is ready whenever you are.
Hawt.
*makes sexy clicking noise by tapping ovipositor against cloaca*
awww yeahhh
NSFW unless you work at Scott and Laura’s store, in which case, what’s the worst that could happen?
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ovipositor
Time to go make the donuts.
Mwah!
ewww
Time to go make the donuts.
Mwah!
Code?
The ‘grab a beer’ link has been updated with a Trudy growling video.
Heigh ho. Time to make the donuts.
Nice to see a little Faceripper there too!
Good evening cool kids and Xbrad!
Little busier tonight than the last few shifts. Could cut into my interet time.
More than just getting TFG to OK? I don’t like it when Phat is busy.
Are we finally going to invade Canada, Phat?
Lots of stuff going on in Yemen. That’s never good.
Xbrad, I guarantee you that on a dusty shelf in the bowels of the Pentagon there is an OPlan for the day we teach those moose-humping Canucks a lesson!
I killed another laptop. Vodka poisoning
Sadly, the motherboard on my linux box does not support the current generation of PCI cards. Looks like I’m stuck shopping online for an obsolete sound card.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red
We’ve got motion activated surveillance cameras that look out on our yard where all the trucks are parked. On paper it’s function is to discourage thievery but in practical use it’s to keep drivers from fudging their time sheets when they’re working after normal hours. I’ve spent many a morning looking at the video to see if a truck really did come in at 3:00am like his time sheet says. Most of the time it’s a quick find cause there’s nothing to make the camera record until the truck pulls in. But every once in a while I get to watch 2 or 3 hours of a grasshopper or cricket crawling around on the protective globe that covers the camera lens. Good times.
On that topic, we have another camera that shows the front office. Not sure why. I had a receptionist that turned in time for an afternoon when I knew she’d gone to a funeral. I was looking at the video to see exactly what time she left and caught her massaging her breasts for about 30 seconds. That one is recorded and stored on my hard drive. IYKWIMAITYD
Afternoon.
You dicks should get a Mac.
That’s all we have is Mack’s.
Mack’s what?
Ii stopped by the liquor store on the way home. They were giving shots away. This is great.
I’m actually, you know, good at computers. I don’t need a mac.
Today I built twenty (20) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/oke2zms
Thanks Xbrad, Knew we had a plan to take out the Maple-Leaf menace!
I’m good at computers too. That’s why I prefer something that just works.
I’ll get a Mac when I start hanging out at Starbucks.
Time to unload another truckload of crap into the garage.
Damn, Jewboy, you was humpin’.
I have a PC the way some guys have a home-built hot rod. A mac “just works” right up until the point where I need to do something interesting.
And costs far too much.
And isn’t customizable.
And…
Are Macks immune to spilling vodka on them?
I think Macs may possibly be the tuckers of the computer world.
I have a clear silicone cover on my keyboard, so it would have to be a buttload of vodka to cause a problem. But I don’t set drinks near my computer. You probably shouldn’t either.
My first home computer was a Mac. Herself still has one (plus her iPad). I have a Windows-based laptop, an iPod Touch and an iPad II.
Shouldnt and vodka go hand in hand
Vman – You have a date for the holiday weekend?
Damn, Jewboy, you was humpin’.
No shit. I call those our Catholic Cabinets. Building one means standing, kneeling, standing, kneeling, standing, kneeling. . . It’s exhausting.
Macs are the Crayons of the computer world.
MCPO I do not
We have some pretty good storms here tonight. So glad, we need the rain, and the wind isn’t awful. Good donner and blitzen though.
I like crayons.
I prefer paste, myself.
After intensive internet sluething, I have come to the conclusion that our Miss Mendez is a very dirty girl and must come to the next meat-up.
Good job, MJ.
*golf clap
The more I read about the response of the British citizens — as opposed to their government — to the assassination of their soldier, the more I’m thinking I might have been wrong about everyone worthwhile already having left.
Vman – You have a job, guns, a good looking dog and a roof over your head. . .
Vman, word has it Miss Michigan is looking for a date.
If I were British, I’d run the St George Flag up the flagpole and never take it down.
There is a flamenco festival in Houston this weekend. My BFF isn’t performing, because she has prior commitment at the VFW this wknd.
OSO – and you would be arrested to provoking gestures and promoting racial hatred.
Vman, word has it Miss Michigan is looking for a date.
How’s he going to operate his mouse?
If I were British I’d run the Lion Rampant Flag up the flagpole and never take it down.
OSO – and you would be arrested to provoking gestures and promoting racial hatred.
Eventually, the cops will have to decide whether they are Britons. I don’t see how anything gets better in that country without some massive civil disobedience.
Fuck it, some uncivil disobedience is warranted.
If I were British I’d be thinking of Winston Churchill.
Anything else is an Islamic suppository.
What if every like minded Briton did the same thing at the same time? Would they all get investigated by the IRS equivalent in GB?
I would guess only 20% of Britons have enough cajones to fly the flag of St. George. They have been emasculated.
I think Sweden might be racing England.
Epigenetics. These people are still the descendants of Normans, Anglos, Saxons. Buried deep in their DNA is the spirit of those barbarian tribes. Long suppressed, to be sure, but a slight change in methylation and things could change very fast.
Cojones.
Oso – Spell THIS! Oh, and bring me another drink.
Oso, it’s Brits.
Bollocks. Giant, brass bollocks. They might just find them.
I’m drinking Evan tonight, is that OK?
Leon, I hope so. I’m kind of an Anglophile. I loved the Plantagenets. They’re my favorites.
Mr. Williams?
Fine bye.
If I were British I’d hate being such a giant pussy.
Yep. Cheap and I like it.
I wanted Electric Lemonade, but I left my curaçao at my cousin’s house. Dan is having Salty Dog’s.
Hugs to Laura and Scott. Big squishy hugs.
BIL is an iron-worker in OR. He just called Anita to tell her that the truck that knocked-down the I-5 bridge was carrying “over-sized” oil-field equipment, bound for AK.
His outfit got half the contract to rebuild the bridge. I’ll be months before he’s in danger of a layoff.
Pretty cool…
NBC just had a story about infrastructure and barely mentioned the truck hitting the bridge. So it is written…
Van Clyburn annual competition has started in Bass Hall in Fort Worth. Don’t nobody say we cowboys don’t have culture ’round here!
I tend to agree with ya, Dave. Being a giant pussy has the main disadvantage that you’d have to deal with big dicks to get ‘er done.
I meant fine by me. Stoopid Mac.
If I was British I’d be praised fit my awesomely straight teeth.
Alright. Autocorrect sucks like a British whore on Boxing Day.
Pours Evan all around. Regular. Not single barrel or anything. Just the stuff that has a $2 off coupon at Total Wine for the wknd.
Excellent header and caption.
Did anybody tell anybody else that they don’t take too kindly to city folk ’round these parts today?
>> Being a giant pussy has the main disadvantage that you’d have to deal with big dicks to get ‘er done.
Another of my shortcomings. Nice to see you around these parts again cowgirl.
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I mean here. That’s what I mean.
I felt like it when you made fun of my redneck music. Does that count?
>> Did anybody tell anybody else that they don’t take too kindly to city folk ’round these parts today?
Yup.
Thanks, Dave.
~hi Cathy. If you lived in GB, you’d be flying the St George.
I felt like it when you made fun of my redneck music. Does that count?
Well, osita, if you have to ask, the answer is likely no.
Hi Cathy!
*waves and winks and Sean*
Mare! Are the girls home?
If not ate they making $354,000 per BJ in Burma?
Thanks Cathy, I think we are going to be OK.
Damn you autocucumber!
I bought a bottle of Rowan’s Creek for sippin later on tonight. I must pick up my new laptop now
WTF is wrong with me? Why did I put jalapeño in my salad?
I think I will indulge myself with a glass of the Dew.
Mountain or Tullamore?
I think the heat is going to kick on tonight.
This is crazy.
It’s MCPO. Tullamore
He does live in Appalachia though. Toss up.
OK
masochism?
Also, there will be no heat kickin on here until late October.
Maybe.
On the plus side, we are getting rains we needed so badly last year.
I have no complaint. Hot AND humid? I’m down with it.
That was for the jalopeno.
MJ – Tullamore. I haven’t had a Mountain Dew since ’97!
Finally warmed up enough to garden . And an awesome run.
It was yummy. I always forget how painful jalapeños can be. My hands are numb, my mouth is on fire, and I’m belching.
Smirnoff and cranberry juice.
Now where did I leave my purse?
*biting into a mushroom spinach omelet with MARIE SHARPS!*
Priceless!!
I can eat curry so hot it would kill lesser men, but I’m a total lightweight against chilis.
Frost possible overnight, Carin, because we don’t have enough gun control in MI.
I don’t have the cojones to try Ghost Pepper Salsa. SWIDT?
I didn’t plant anything in danger.
I would hope you’d only plant things in soil or compost.
Car in lives on the edge.
Rain, Wind, Thunder. Lightening! Like a mo-fo!
It took me less time to hate windows 8 than it took to start the first time.
From my shiny new laptop
John Stamos has been good looking for like 39 years. It must be the Greek yogurt.
I think he will be performing with the Beach Boys at GABP tomorrow night.
Car in lives on the hedge.
GRAPD, OTO
Normans, Anglos, Saxons.
Angles. Another one of those vicious Germanic tribes (i.e., my people). Much different than what we mean by “Anglos” today.
*biting into a mushroom spinach omelet with MARIE SHARPS!*
*Checks my Marie Sharps inventory*
Hey!
Although, on my paternal side, the Lutheran immigration actually came from Saxony. Maternal side is all Swedes.
Kudos to whoever posted the header pic.
I was going to add a hotspur frame saying “You’re” but I’m tired.
Hehehe! Good one, Pupster!
Which race is good in bed? I’m that one.
Well done, Pupster. Cyn’s gonna rub your belly later.
Dear god this sucks. I have to fight to browse the internet. I am seriously thinking of going Linux on this thing.
MJ,
You”re also an Anteater named Phat?
I’m very, very good in bed.
I can nap like a motherfucker!
apparently in windows 8 f5 is no longer refresh. It is home. Installed Firefox. F5 is still home.
Still trying to pull the trigger on a new smartphone: Iphone / S4 / HTC One.
The wife and eldest use IPhones and the family calender is on iCloud. Anyone had experience syncing iCloud to an android phone?
Extensive googling says there’s an app for it (smoothsync), but I’m curious if anyone’s used it.
May have to ask the question in the open thread at moron central.
Everything we own is Apple. Sorry, Phat.
Did things quiet down Phat?
I am having my own issues with a new laptop and windows 8. I killed my backup laptop with vodka in the keyboard.
Dumb drunk me
http://imgur.com/gallery/ctIZL
feel good story from Drudge
http://www.clickorlando.com/lifestyle/health/Mom-dies-gives-birth-then-is-revived/-/1636830/20289290/-/11ewuvu/-/index.html
Spent 30 minutes looking for Do at the park. Dan is taking MaryAnn back in the AM. Major doggie depression.
What is the favored Linux distro of the day? I started with Red Hat then moved to Suse, my last instal was Ubantu. I am downloading Ubantu unless someone convinces me otherwise
u Ubuntu
How did I screw that up?
I think I used Mandriva in there somewhere also
I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout birthing no Linux!
Been to any car shows lately MCPO?
I have not but am free this weekend.
Someone check Zekexas, quick! I think he’s having a stroke.
**hugs Cathy long enough for Hotspur and XBrad to get out the cameras**
VMax, I think there is a fix that makes Windows8 look and work just like Windows7.
sorry, no linky.
I am good Clint, Thanks for helping though
looking into it Pepe
Best damned work boots I ever owned!
http://is.gd/G3Ohvm
Vman – No shows this weekend. Last weekend was the Drifting crew. Mostly small Jap cars with out-sized glasspacks and plastic bolt-ons.
Really? A squid wearing Corcoran jump boots?
I bought Dr Martins patent leather shoes, Wingtips and steel toed boots for my new job. I wear them all
xBrad – My old man insisted on them when I started working on the PRR. As soon as I got out of Bootcamp, I ditched the crappy boondockers and bought another pair of Corcorans at the Ft. Dix PX to take with me to my 1st squadron.
MCPO is not a squid!
I use Ubuntu, VMax. Binging for help is really easy if you hit trouble, but I’ve had virtually none. The last time I needed to look around I was setting up an Apache server with PHP scripts and a MySQL backend to work through some tutorials.
If you’re not doing that, you’ll be fine.
MCPO, I always had a pair for “dressy” occasions. Most of the time in garrison, just regular leg boots or jungle boots. And of course, Corcorans never went to the field.
Drifting is fun. Even in small Jap cars.
Thanks Leon
MaryAnn is afraid of the cup holders in the new car. Dan will be hiding them in the AM.
My 240 sx I could change lanes in a turn at 125 mph.
that car was like a slot car or a go cart
Early shift in the AM. Good night.
Good night oso!
Just got home from work. Things calmed down a bit second half of shift.
Laughing about the boots discussion. I now have the green ‘velour’ flight boots. The issue version is from Belleville Boot Co, but I opted for the Nike’s. They weigh as much as a pair of sneakers.
http://tinyurl.com/ncoemo9
I have 6 pairs of flight boots in my closet: black, desert tan, and green.
When I retire on Oct 1 my closet will be purged and the local Goodwill will gain a lot of quality footwear.
Sad to see that TFG turned the squids graduation into a political speech.
News flash, asshole: It ain’t always about you.
TFG turned the proudest moment of these young kids life (and the families) into political theater.
When I graduated the Air Force Academy in ’88 our speaker was the Secretary of the Air Force and he gave a motivational speech meant to inspire young 2Lt’s. At least I think he did. I got really drunk and really laid the night before. The whole day is a bit of a blur. Thank god this was before cell phone cameras.
He did not scold us for sexual assault, like TFG did to the squids.
http://randomoverload.net/epic-memorial-for-the-victims-of-a-plane-crash
Oh it’s in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often derp you when there’s no one else around
Derp ^ 2
Dr. Marten’s Boots
WTFITS !!!
Good morning all!
Wake the fuck up, it’s a Memorial Day Marathon on the coldest Memorial Day I can remember (ponders weather vs climate argument briefly).
Snow tonight in the mountains
http://tinyurl.com/pjo7wab
wakey wakey
These are my work shoes.
I can do 11 hours waitressing, and my feet are never sore. They last forever too.
Electric Lemonade drink video brought up a recent faux pas I made.
Hostage Out to Dinner Theater:
The setting: A local sports bar where my woman and I joined her nursing school classmates for a pre spring break fest. She is 10 years older than her classmates and I’m old enough to be their baby daddy.
Waiter: Hey dude, what can I get you to drink?
Jimbro: (scans table and sees people drinking mixed drinks) I’ll have a Maine Lemonade
Waiter: You sure?
J: Yeah
Waiter returns with a blue drink that screams “CHICK DRINK”
W: Here you go (smirk)
J: (guzzles drink) Hey, how about a beer?
Fin
Dansko’s are muy popular with nurses Car in. Same thing: On their feet all day and needing support.
Yep. Nurses. Veterinarian. I’ve seen some doctors wearing them. Chiefs.
We’re in the know.
My shoes:
http://www.zappos.com/salomon-eskape-aero-swamp-asphalt-deep-red?zfcTest=fcl%3A0
Whatever version the local hiking store has in stock. I get a new pair every year because I wear them daily except in the OR. The old pair becomes my work in the yard shoes and my old old ones go to the thrift store at the local dump.
Hostages are lazy this morning.
Probably thawing out
Morning, lazy Hostages.
Probably. Morning Jew.
They need hot water
http://thegoodfilms.com/post/51185450096
It’s moving day!
Hombro.
We need a new poat. Gimme a few minutes.
anybody shit the bed last night?
Hombro.
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Heh, felt that way briefly…
I got in trouble with lemonade at an interview lunch before in St. Louis. 4 guys at a table and I’m the guy looking for a job. Drink orders and I’m first. “Lemonade”. The rest of the guys get ice tea or Coke. Friggin pink lemonade glass arrived and she kept refilling it as fast as I drained it. AAAaaaaaaaahhh!
New poat!