Well how ’bout that

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  1. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
    The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
    The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

  2. Is anyone else tired of testing other people’s crap? Or is it just me?

  3. G’morning

  4. Phat, just about everyone at work has Galaxy phones. I like my iPhone because it keeps things simple for me.

  5. Morning children. Computer is still dead.

  6. I like my LG, plus is was cheaper.

  7. Test crap is the worst.

  8. Is there some sooper seekrit code to seeing the captions under the header pics?

  9. There is no spoon

  10. I like my iPhone because I was told to like my iPhone.

  11. I get kinda tingly about the Galaxy. But I’m still on a dumb fone.

  12. Nuthin seekrit, Mundo. They’ve all been cropped to go with the tag line at the left. Because it’s funny as hell and no other particular reason.

  13. I’m not smart enough for a smart phone.

  14. There is no spoon

    I just read that in my head with the most serious voice ever and then fell out of my chair laughing.

  15. I H8 it when people actually call me on my phone. So annoying.

  16. I text. That way I don’t have to talk to people.

  17. I’d kill the boot camp guy, but I don’t have the energy.

  18. *calls oso

    *hangs up when she answers

    *snickers

  19. *calls Car in

    *wonders why no one answers

    *worries

  20. I should set up a conference call with Car in and Oso. And then drop off.

  21. I text too. I’ll text Dan from across the room if I don’t feel like talking. He takes pictures and texts them to me.

  22. I’d kill the boot camp guy, but I don’t have the energy.

    Did he make you do things that you weren’t ready for? Did he… hurt you? Can you show us on the doll? It’s okay, there are no judgments here, and you didn’t do anything wrong.

  23. I let most of my calls go to voice mail and then I text a response. I answer phones all day at work.

  24. My cousin texted me from the other room last night. I had to explain to her that while I’m always delighted to hear from her, perhaps, as I’m on a pay-as-you-go plan, she maybe ought to only text when we’re more the 50 feet apart.

  25. Bad Pupster! NO!~

    http://tinyurl.com/p7jh9qp

  26. Is anybody else’s breathe dry shirt still wet from yesterday’s rain storm?

  27. Made it 4 miles. Ankle is better.

  28. I remember the days of pay-as-you-go texting. Everything was dark and gloomy then. I actually had to talk to people. It was brutal. It was bleak.

  29. Shit. I really WAS gonna call Oso, then realized my H2 spreadsheet is on the other laptop.

    //shakes fist//

    MARE!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Everyone’s phone number is in that tab at the top, with pictures and home addresses.

  31. I found this photo that proves once and for all that southerners and republicans hate blacks, gays and women.

    What do they do with blacks, gays and women? Send them off to do the most difficult and thankless jobs, like shoveling dirt.

  32. You can call me anytime xbrad.

    *waits for phone to ring

  33. What do you want him to call you, MJ?

  34. I’ll call him “Little Buddy.”

    Emphasis on “little.”

  35. Cyn, did the location where you found the dog & fox pic say what kind of dog it was? I have a guess, and would like to know how close I am.

  36. I think I found it here, http://imgur.com/gallery/VT0Nd, but maybe reddit; can’t recall now. Anywho, someone in the imgur comments said Akita.

  37. TigerCyn is more of a cat person.

  38. Did he make you do things that you weren’t ready for? Did he… hurt you? Can you show us on the doll? It’s okay, there are no judgments here, and you didn’t do anything wrong.

    It was horrible. Burpees. Spiderman pushups. Then he held us in plank FOREVER then made us do that impossible plank.

    Honestly, though, at the end of the class, I am the sweatiest. By a factor of about 1000. I bet all those assholes are just sitting there watching me do that shit.

  39. I think Norwegian Buhund is more likely, based on size, and the fact that an Akita would be having a snack if that happened…

    But I’m wrong about things all the time….

  40. I bet all those assholes are just sitting there watching me do that shit.

    Watching a hawt chick sweating and working out while wearing very little clothing?

    Naaaah, prolly not.

  41. If I were in the room where Carin is exercising, I would be watching her ass. Yeppers.

  42. There was a hot chick right next to me – and everyone was remarking how she was sweat-free.

    Uh … I was right beside her. I saw how she was slacking.

    Honestly, no matter HOW fit you are, you can always take this workout up a notch. More pushups. Faster, etc. It’s designed so that you CAN’T complete it and need to back off a bit (not doing full burpees, or switching to push-ups on your knees). I started doing those spidermans on my knees around half-way through.

    If you’re not covered in sweat, it was because you were taking it easy.

  43. Stop it, Carin. You’re makin’ me hawt.

  44. I got tired just reading about Car in’s workout.

  45. lol.

    Drop and hold plank for 60 seconds.

  46. I was gonna go to the gym this morning, but then I came to my senses.

  47. If it stops raining, I’ll go running later. See how my foot is.

  48. I actually have today and tomorrow off. A girl needed to switch up, so i’ll be doing doubles sat, sun, and Monday.

    But, I have a few days off now. To enjoy.

    ANd it’s raining. I may still go out and garden.

  49. A girl needed to switch up

    Can you post video?

  50. Hahahahaha

    Drudge is having some fun with Weinerface.

  51. Drop and hold plank for 60 seconds.

    Are you SURE you want to say that here?

  52. Dunno nuthin’ ’bout no plank, but I’ve held my wood for a while…

  53. God, liberals are so fucking stupid.

  54. Minimum wage law.

    So. Fucking. Stupid.

  55. If I were in the room where Carin is exercising, I would be watching her ass. Yeppers.

    Yeah, baby. Shake that skort.

  56. Greetings, all-day suckers.

  57. Women are more likely to develop mental illness than men.

    http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/05/23/study-women-40-percent-more-likely-to-develop-mental-illness-than-men/

  58. More likely? I’d say for many, it is a starting point and why they shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

  59. Women are more likely to develop mental illness than men.

    Shocking.

  60. Comment by Car in on May 23, 2013 12:34 pm
    God, liberals are so fucking stupid.

    If they were smart, they’d be conservatives…..

  61. I’ve got a friend who says, “All women are crazy…..some just camoflauge it better than others.”

    He used to be married to a woman of whom he said, “She wants to save the whole fucking world, but won’t wash her own dishes.”

    I’m lucky to be married to the perfect woman. Very lucky.

  62. True, teresa.

    But what shocks me is their WILLFUL ignorance, and their hypocrisy.Drives me nuts.

  63. I’m lucky to be married to the perfect woman. Very lucky.

    *likes*

  64. Women are more likely to develop mental illness than men.

    That’s hardly news. The voices in my head have been telling me that for YEARS.

  65. He used to be married to a woman of whom he said, “She wants to save the whole fucking world, but won’t wash her own dishes.”

    My husband might think I’m crazy because I want to leave smoking craters around the world.

  66. You’d be crazy not to want that, beasn.

  67. “Develop”?

    Nononono.

    “Exhibit”.

  68. I’ve got a friend who says, “All women are crazy…..some just camoflauge it better than others.”

    All women are crazy. The trick is finding a crazy that you can wake up next to for the rest of your life.

  69. “She wants to save the whole fucking world, but won’t wash her own dishes.”

    ————————————-

    So you’ve met my ex-wife, eh?

  70. Please, don’t apologize for this. It only beclowns you.

    http://tinyurl.com/qfells3

    BONUS dirty foot footage:

    http://tinyurl.com/o3uyan5

  71. There was a mildly-gratuitous nude scene in “Hansel and Gretel” that I really wasn’t expecting. It had been so long since I’d seen nudity in a theater that I almost applauded. It was like a throwback to an 80’s action flick.

  72. There was a mildly-gratuitous nude scene in “Hansel and Gretel” that I really wasn’t expecting. It had been so long since I’d seen nudity in a theater that I almost applauded. It was like a throwback to an 80′s action flick.

    Jeremy Renner? It’s ok, you can admit it. We won’t judge you… much.

  73. *searches Mr Skin for “Hansel and Gretel*

  74. Not Renner, he was only shirtless, and not nearly as buff as he was for Avengers. It was the gal that was throwing herself at Renner, as I understand most women would.

  75. Dana radio had on Larry Conners, the newly unemployed reporter from KMOV.
    They railroaded him. How dare he ask real questions of their precious.

  76. It was the gal that was throwing herself at Renner, as I understand most women would.

    True dat.

    RAWR.

  77. Ugh, against my will, I am awake.

    Working a swing shift tomorrow so I have to get back to ‘daywalker’ status.

    Thanks for the phone recs. I’m leaning towards iPhone instead of Galaxy because it will probably reside in the breast pocket of my airline uniform shirt.

  78. There was a mildly-gratuitous nude scene in “Hansel and Gretel” that I really wasn’t expecting.

    I know what you mean. I was all, “Hey, titties. How ’bout that?”

  79. Pretty much, Shawn.

  80. It’s always a good time for titties.

  81. FWIW, Phat, Mr. TiFW LOVES his Galaxy (he just got the latest/biggest one).

    Then again, just about every accessory out there is geared for iPhones – Android/Galaxy/Smart phone owners are just SOL…..

  82. Oh, and Mr. TiFW said that he wouldn’t throw the actress who plays Gretel out of bed.

    She is a tasty little morsel.

  83. You know, now that I think about it, that Lindelof guy’s apology didn’t go nearly far enough. He should also apologize for the fact that the role didn’t go to a disabled, plus-size pyrsyn of color. Also, Muslim, because why not?

  84. Brief NSFW scene of some junk bitten by a tarantula

  85. I’m not clicking on that.

  86. Jimbro,

    I will never click on that link!

    *clicks on link

    AWESOME!

    I will never click on your next link because I suspect this was the ‘bait’ for the inevitable ‘switch’.

  87. Mee three no clickee

  88. That looks like something Mr. TiFW would love to go see, Jimbro –

  89. It was about a movie, people. There is a one second shot of an enlarged tes-ti-cle *said in Dr. Evil voice*

  90. What? It looks like a pomegranate :)

  91. Also, any time a man has to wear a suit is misandry.

  92. So good to see you.
    I’ve missed you so much.
    So glad it’s over
    I’ve missed you so much
    Came out to watch you play
    Why are you running away?
    Came out to watch you play
    Why are you running?

    [no one will know this song]

  93. Forget about the testicle, tarantula?

  94. Oddly, I just found that same clip completely independently of Jimbro’s link.

  95. My god, it was huge.

  96. Also, any time a man has to wear a suit is misandry.

    I love wearing a suit. A well fitting suit is far superior in comfort and style to jeans and a t-shirt.

  97. “prying open my third eye”

  98. C’mon….would I steer you guys wrong?

    dontanswerdontanswerdontaanswerdontanswer

  99. Well, that’s no fair Guy. I didn’t know you would show up.

  100. And yet another article about how we straights should learn from our homosexual betters about how marriage is supposed to work.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/06/the-gay-guide-to-wedded-bliss/309317/

  101. I was driving home from Houston yesterday (12 hours btw, screw you Baton Rouge) and listened to the ENTIRE hearing on CSpan about the IRS scandal. After careful thought and deliberation I have come to the conclusion that if left to the IRS to run, obamacare’s affect on our lives will be that of a badger mauling a grass snake. We will have no defense against it and no ability to escape it clutches.

    sunny and 74 here.

  102. The kid who was killed yesterday – seems like he was a really good kid:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/05/23/british-soldier-beheaded-by-jihadists-identified-as-afghan-war-vet-lee-rigby/

  103. Who was the screechy woman haranguing TFG a minute ago, and why didn’t somebody drag her off?

  104. This explains A&F’s “No Fat Chicks” policy a little better – if they had their way, I bet they’d prefer “No Chicks” whatsoever:

    http://is.gd/u92RqL

  105. You actually listened to that shit, Sean?

  106. Had it on in the background. When I heard someone talking back to him and also heard him getting kind of flustered and annoyed, I went to take a listen for a minute. Sounded like she was a Code Pinko or something.

  107. Dumpster is full.

    16 cubic yards of crap.

  108. From CA’s link:

    Research finds that same-sex unions are happier than heterosexual marriages. What can gay and lesbian couples teach straight ones about living in harmony?

    Well, I don’t know about the lesbian couples, but as for the two-dude households, see CA’s 12:53 comment.

  109. This explains A&F’s “No Fat Chicks” policy a little better – if they had their way, I bet they’d prefer “No Chicks” whatsoever:

    A store with pictures of shirtless guys everywhere might be influence by gays at the top? You don’t say.

    And I’m sure that they’re happy with chicks in their store, as long as said chicks lack hips or tits.

  110. Sounded like she was a Code Pinko or something.

    Lefties getting pissed at the SCOAMF?

    Exxxcellent.

  111. 16 cubic yards of crap.

    Not 17? Slacker.

  112. Teh Won had a heckler? Do tell!

  113. I love wearing a suit. A well fitting suit is far superior in comfort and style to jeans and a t-shirt.

    And some women like wearing lingerie. I strongly suspect that in both cases the majority of wearings are entirely for the effect on others, and that most find it uncomfortable but do it out of perceived need.

  114. Most of my colleagues wear shirt, tie, dress pants and long white coats. I go with a shirt with a collar and decent pants (not jeans, clean, not wrinkled). There is a tendency to douche-ness when you don the white coat so I skip it. Suits are for weddings and funerals.

  115. ” A well fitting suit is far superior in comfort and style to jeans and a t-shirt.”

    I thought women were the crazy ones.

  116. Just 40% more likely.

  117. Fact: Men in well-fitting suits can be teh hawt.

  118. Of course, the pinnacle of style is a black bow tie and a red leather thong.

  119. ^ This too*!

    *sometimes, and only if there’s no back hair

  120. I have not put on a suit since our wedding.

  121. *sometimes, and only if there’s no back hair

    What’s your stance on nipple hair?

  122. Was that before or after your court appearance?

  123. We all know that lefties are just partisan hacks, but look at this sentence from the DK.

    One day after his administration publicly acknowledged that the U.S. drone program had killed 4 U.S. citizens, one of whom was specifically targeted, President Obama is scheduled to deliver a 2:00 PM ET speech at the National Defense University on the future of the program and U.S. counterterrorism policy more generally.

    What a bunch of dicks.

  124. CT is passing a law to give illegal aliens driver licenses…….so they can get insurance.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA Seriously.

  125. http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-heckled-why-dont-you-sit-down_728950.html

    The jackass was heckled by Code Pink loons. This tells me that the left sees him as a loser and is losing patience.

  126. Silly MJ – in the eyes of the Left, it’s A-OK for one of theirs (Obama) to kill other Americans as Collateral Damage.

    It is absolutely verboten for teh ebil BOOOOOSH to kill “innocent bystanders” as collateral damage. Especially if’n they are of the Mooslim variety……

  127. What’s your stance on nipple hair?

    I can address that best in this Power Point presentation… get the lights, please, Leon.

    *snaps on overhead projector…*

  128. Or, it was all staged to give the people a new shiny object to look at and distract them from the fact that he is an illegitimately elected criminal.

  129. *gets lights*

    *reaches back casually to check for back hair*

  130. I guess the prom pics didn’t work. WH scrambling for another squirrel to distract from the 3 day wknd Friday news dump. I wonder if tomorrow’s dump will be Syria, Benghazi, or IRS?

  131. So, it was Medea Benjamin.

    At least she’s being consistent.

  132. Never mind. James Rosen was victim of low level employees in the Federal Court system.

  133. MJ, you should probably buy that guy’s system.

  134. oso, which prom pix? I guess I missed that with all my bitter clinging.

  135. What’s up, cowgirls and steers?

  136. Monopoly on domestic bliss, Part 246735

    http://tinyurl.com/pmjtq8v

  137. So, since the prom pics were released can we assume that Obama no longer needs to black vote?

  138. I am also confused about these prom pics. Linky?

  139. Bing “Obama Prom Photos”.

  140. I’ve heard the stat that domestic violence is much more likely in gay male relationships as well. Along with a much higher incidence of “stepping out”. I’ll try and find the numbers later.

  141. I’ve heard the stat that domestic violence is much more likely in gay male relationships as well. Along with a much higher incidence of “stepping out”. I’ll try and find the numbers later.

    The article I linked talks about it and puts the number at something like 40%. Other studies and articles have hit around the same number, usually between 40-60%.

  142. Straight people don’t ass fuck as much either.

    I read it in Ass Fuck Quarterly.

  143. I read it in Ass Fuck Quarterly.

    I let my subscription lapse, so I haven’t read that article. I swear half the weight of that thing is ads anymore.

  144. Along with a much higher incidence of “stepping out”.

  145. Big lube has really pushed out the little guys. Used to be you could get a good, locally made, organic lube, but now it’s all Asstroglide, KY, and ID Glide.



  146. Pretty sure the instrumental version of this was the “walking around the map” music for Phantasy Star 2.

  147. We just use coconut oil. It’s paleo.

  148. Tomorrow is the last day.

    I should bring beer.

  149. We just use coconut oil. It’s paleo.

    You win the internetz for the day.

  150. Won’t the cops bust your party if you bring beer? Maybe you should have Tushar negotiate for you.

  151. Gross.

  152. Tomorrow is the last day.

    Call in sick.

  153. I am pretty beat up so I will slack tomorrow.

    This weekend I will stuff the rest of this crap into our house.

  154. So sorry to hear it, Scott. We had to close the dog training business that my wife and I ran with 3 other people (internal disputes). It was one of the saddest moments, and not just because we lost money on the deal. I don’t miss most of the bullshit (Yes, IRS and DOR, I’m looking at YOU!), but there was real pride in running our own business. My wife has since opened a new one with her fiend (took almost 2 years) – maybe you’ll find another opportunity somewhere.

  155. The business lives, just not the retail store.

  156. It’s kind of sad, but not being tied to this place 6 days a week will be really nice.

  157. Our new official work week starting next month is Wed- Sun.

    Monday and Tuesday will be the weekend. No crowds.

  158. The business lives, just not the retail store.

    You’re gonna run a shipping business out of your home? Isn’t that just asking the IRS and DOJ to give you their own special “full body cavity search” reviews?

  159. Not really. Nothing is changing but the address. If the nosey neighbors don’t rat me out I should be fine.

  160. Get a “Snitches get stitches” bumpersticker.

  161. If the nosey neighbors don’t rat me out I should be fine.

    Informers get an extra ration of rancid butter. I’m just saying is all.

  162. So long as you weren’t selling baked goods, the feds shouldn’t bother you scott.
    Btw, aren’t you starting another job too?

  163. But, when all is said and done, you are still shipping hobo carcasses, right?

  164. I think so Beasn. Waiting for background check and drug test results.

  165. Dana lost her shit on the radio today describing Code Pinks costumes.
    ‘Big pink pancakes’.
    She was at a protest where there were a dozen felt vaginas and told one of them that she hoped she didn’t model her costume off her lady bits ’cause if she did, she needs to seek medical help.

  166. Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of HotBride selling the inn. It was sad at the time, but she is much much happier now for sure.

  167. Goddamit. Of course, the one time you guys have an anal sex discussion, I was taking a nap.

    Why didn’t someone call me? Car in? Oso?

  168. Afternoon.

  169. Whadidyamake?

  170. Today I built fourteen (14) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/oke2zms

  171. R2-D2 maker?

    *beep boop beep whistle

  172. Bet you didn’t know R2-D2 can make a mean pot roast.

  173. So, did Lerner get hauled back before the committee today?

  174. Dunno about that, but she has been put on “Administrative Leave”……

  175. I can’t believe that a year has passed since she sold it.

  176. I can’t believe anything that happens anymore.

    I’m going Mrs Cuffy.

    None of this actually exists.

  177. Wow. Scott’s right. Time has flown.

  178. I read the title of the post with the voice of Mel Allen in my head.

  179. Yep, it was the Friday of Memorial Day weekend.

    The new owners fucked up and forgot to call the power company to set up their new account. So when the guy came to read the meter he turned it off.

    Second biggest weekend of the year….

  180. It’s 46° out, FFS.

  181. Wow. Scott’s right. Time has flown.

    DG just had her one year birthday too. Sheesh.

    *goes Mrs. Cuffy too; cancels subcription to ‘Space’ magazine*

  182. Hostagettes?

    http://tinyurl.com/qe35h6p

  183. We’re like twins. It’s 46 here too!

  184. *derp*

  185. I was wondering whose voice that was in my head when I wrote that, Roamy. Thanks!

  186. Soooo bad… http://youtu.be/re7O5q3xuTg

  187. We are getting that crap on Saturday, forecasting a high of 57.

  188. That kid stole Brad’s move.

  189. Jesus. The pool is 80.

  190. I love the strategy from the WH. Scandal? Put Obama out there to talk some more.

    What happens? He gets heckled.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  191. You’re welcome, Cyn.

    Anyone have sudden onset of Tourette’s today?

  192. Roamie, it’s never sudden with me.

  193. Hell, fuck no. What about you fucking mother fuckers?

  194. Hotspur, my boss emailed me the last straw, which goes back to the women are crazier than men bit. Don’t mess with me when I’m on deadline.

  195. Also my computer didn’t like the goldfish link. I tried to exit, and it wouldn’t let me without crashing Firefox. (nothing new there)

  196. Hahahaha

    Sorry. I’ll make it up to you at the next meatup.

  197. The music sucks, but crap the kid is 8.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i1sc3jn9qvs#!

  198. http://www.youtube.com/user/JonahRocksOfficial

    Car in?

  199. Why is Friday dump today? Do the Feds get a 4 day wknd?

  200. I don’t get a 4 day weekend.

    I bet it’s going to be quiet tomorrow, though, with school out.

  201. If the kid can do Tool then I’ll give him props. Otherwise I just see a kid who has parents with a lot of $$$$.

  202. Ba haaa haaa. I’m beating up my half-bro’s uncle on facechimp.

    I wish you guys could be there.

  203. Carin – Cut and paste. Cut. And. Paste.

  204. Jodi Arias? HA

    Cyn is probably looking to move.

  205. I simply cannot WAIT for that case to end, Scott.
    Do. Not. Care. One. Iota.

    Though, I have to cross my fingers now that I don’t get called for that jury duty, assuming that they don’t get a new venue, which presumably will be a different county and then I’ll be home free.

  206. I could see doing anal with Jodi, but not if it’s gonna get me shot and nearly decapitated.

    She’s not that cute.

  207. Some chicks are worth getting stabbed 27 times, but not her.

  208. Though, I have to cross my fingers now that I don’t get called for that jury duty,

    “Where is the guilty bastard sitting, your honor?!”

  209. When Laura turns into a giant Praying Mantis, and bites your head off and eats your still warm corpse, Scott, well, that’s true love.

  210. “Where is the guilty bastard sitting, your honor?!”

    *winks and gives Chief the double-finger-guns*

    Oooh, yeah.

  211. I have been a registered voter since 1981. I have never been called for jury duty. I worked with illegals at Target that have served on multiple juries. Can barely speak English. Si se puede.

  212. Do you have a drivers license Oso?

  213. NM ID.

  214. Motor Voter is BS. Especially when you give DLs to illegals.

  215. I have been told its a combination of registered voters and DMV.

  216. Did anybody tell anybody else to turn the volume down on their radio before continuing their on-air conversation today?

  217. It is a combo. I just find it funny that I’ve never been called and I know illegals that have been called multiple times. I know D-rats that have been called multiple times too. My mom was called. She votes D-rat, but she went all Catholic and was dismissed.

  218. He gave up, chief after I schooled him on the fillibuster.

  219. Dan hasn’t been called either. His parents are registered D-rats and they’ve both been called.

  220. Phil Ibuster was Ben Gazi’s best man.

  221. At this point, what difference does it make.

  222. OMG y’all. I helped Dan prep the stuffed bacon wrapped jalapenos. They were yum. I brushed my hair off my face and my skin is on fire. Still.

  223. So the Boy Scouts have now permitted openly gay scouts. They have also reorganized their rank structure.

    Old Scout Ranks:

    Tenderfoot
    Second Class
    First Class
    Star Scout
    Life Scout
    Eagle Scout

    New Scout Ranks:

    Tenderlips
    Sexy Class
    Fist Class
    Dancing with the Star Scout
    Lifetime Channel Scout
    Chicken Hawk

  224. Well this was a day. How many Advil did Scott take today?

  225. Most of what I’ve seen about the scouting decision includes a healthy amount of bitching about how they’re still not allowing gay adults into the organization. People apparently learned nothing from Big Gay Al.

    (Yes, I denounce myself for using the word “bitching.”)

  226. I don’t take drugs.

  227. I love Big Gay Al.

  228. I got kicked out of the GSA. FREEDOM!!!!!

  229. I don’t take drugs.
    ———————
    Quitter.

  230. Yea!
    We made it up to 50 fuckin’ degrees and rain today!
    Oh well. I suppose it goes well with the “Low Priced” $4.00 gas…

  231. Heh. I may be buzzed. I thought MJ had 50 degrees and $4 gas.

  232. Here I go again on my own. . .

  233. I’m earning my merit badge in hairdressing.

  234. Well, I asked about the party that I got invited to to, and it is a “bring a drink to share” than “bring a drink to give”. And since that is the case, I am going to go to this old timey deli on Main Street and buy mix of sugared sodas in glass bottles. Nehi Grape, Fanta Orange, Virgil’s Rootbeer, Mexican Coca-cola, stuff like that

  235. MCPO…
    Walking down the only road you’ve ever known?

  236. Mundane,
    What do the Mexi-Pops go for where you are?
    Up here in the “Great North-Wet”, they are $0.99/per!

  237. Mundane – You are correct, sir!

  238. Mcpo always talks in potential earworms and lyrics. He’s evil.

  239. Mundane, Costco sells Mexi-Coke by the case.

  240. Costco sells Mexi-Coke by the case.

    An undocumented beverage?

  241. Mundane, that is a really cool idea! I bet everyone will love it –

  242. Chuck Schumer and Marco Rubio want to help Mexi-Coke come out of the refrigerator’s shadows. They want a path to thirst-quenching for every beverage.

  243. Actually, the primary bottler of Coca-Cola in Mexico is an American family, and very good friends with my folks.

  244. GO – And McCain wants you to bend over, grab your ankles and pay endless benefits to the recipients of this loss of sovereignty.

  245. That’s ok. I’ll take your drugs too

  246. I figure on spending about $1.50 a bottle, but it is still cheaper than beer and I can drink it…well, one anyway. The funny thing is they have a huge number of sodas to choose from.

    Here is the website. CLIK MAI LINKY GOODNESSES

  247. Great idea, mundane. Check one of the larger supermarkets, you might find a selection a bit cheaper.

  248. Mundy!
    That’s very cool.
    They have things that I’ve not seen since I was 12!
    We used to drive cross-country at the end of summer to help bring the crops in on my grandparents farm in NE Kansas. We’d stop for gas and a drink(6 kids in the car, driving 12-13 hours/day).
    I was helping drive when I was 11.
    Scared the crap out of my mom…

  249. Home Depot at Tustin also sells Coke and Fanta, IIRC.

  250. Pro’s Ranch Market

  251. Us folks in Appalachia appreciates all the aspartame the gubbermint allows in our sodapop!

  252. Oh and hit seventy pounds down today

  253. Fanta and Coke at Home Depot are HFCS sweetened

  254. 3 of the fountain drinks at Popeye’s are Fanta.

  255. Lime Fanta is AWESOME! Got it at Popeye’s.

  256. Oh and hit seventy pounds down today

    Well done, Mundo. Bravo!

  257. Evenin’, Gay Scouts.

  258. Are you feeling FABULOUS, Andy?

  259. I’m eating Earl Campbell hotlinks with spicy mustard and best maid jalapeño relish.

  260. *slides a bottle and a glass with ice down the bar to Andy*

  261. I’ll go neat

  262. The most unintentionally (I think) hilarious thing you’ll read this week: http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/20/punched-and-poked-by-their-pride-and-joy/

    *turns up bottle*

    *melts ice in sink*

  263. Hi Andy

  264. Andy, I’m evil. I know. How do you forget kids in your car? OT Same mindset that allows toddlers/kids to punch and kick.

  265. ‘Sup vman.

    How’s Tejas treatin’ you?

  266. hmmm @NewsBreaker: BREAKING: The I-5 Bridge over the Skagit River in WA state has collapsed. Cars are in the water – @komonews

  267. *neatly slides Dave a glass*

  268. Wow. TG, I’ve driven that bridge a couple hundred times, I’m sure.

  269. Yikes on that bridge collapse.

  270. Texas is fantastic.I love Houston,love my job and love the people I work with. If life was any better I don’t think I could stand it.

    Oh and 20 hours of overtime in 2 weeks help even more.

  271. Is that the one that broke in the 50’s? I will not make jokes this early.

  272. I’m fairly sure gay is the new gay.

  273. Skinny jeans and elite coffee shops=ghey

  274. My gay friends are embarrassed by the new ghey

  275. I just shipped my chair watching this: http://youtu.be/m1yir-p68xM

  276. Those guys at work on the red team get a 4 day weekend. I have not signed up for a 9-80 team, but 4 day weekends are a strong argument.

  277. I’ll take your part
    When darkness comes
    And pain is all around. . .

  278. I wondered why the London killers hung around, waiting for the police, until I saw this video. They were waiting to kill the police. Watch how fast they run toward the police-car.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/05/23/video-islamic-terrorists-who-butchered-british-soldier-being-shot-by-police/

    ChrisP

  279. ‘One obvious point, it is completely wrong to blame this killing on Islam.’ ~ Boris Johnson, Mayor of London

    Only a fool would say that!

  280. Spent 1/2 hour chatting with Red. We laughed for much of the 1/2 hour. Laughter is good. Her dad died in a spooky similar way to my dad. Her mom is likewise scary similar.

    At least we had a few laughs.

  281. Hey folks. Been a while. I see a couple of you spotted the new Aaron pick on facedouche.

    I noticed jury duty come up a couple times recently, and oddly enough, that’s part of why I haven’t been around much lately. I had to cut back on my media intake because I was selected as an alternate on this case.
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/07/houston-man-sentenced-to-death-in-courthouse-killing/
    The first time I ever get pulled for jury duty, and it’s a capitol case. Seems like I’ve been playing catch-up ever since.

    Anyway, good to see some new bullwhip loverz around this dump.

  282. howdy will good on you

  283. Wow, Will, sounds like a doozy of a case.

  284. Yeah, there was a lot to take in. The worst part about being an alternate is sitting through all the testimony, then being told “Thank you, have a nice day” while still being under a gag order until after the completion of the punishment phase.
    Oh well. It makes for an interesting story (~$21) when the subject of jury duty comes up.

  285. Incredibly, it looks like there were no fatalities in the bridge collapse.

  286. “Incredibly, it looks like there were no fatalities in the bridge collapse.”

    fantastic!

  287. I was alone
    I never knew
    What good derp could do
    Ooh, then we touched
    Then we sang
    About the derpin’ things

  288. Good morning all!

    ‘nother early day. Knee case today. Bewbs here later.

  289. wakeywakey

  290. Mornin’

  291. It’s moving day!

  292. Finally got some decent sleep, but now all the parts of me that were sore are sore and stiff (SYWM).

    How’s your back, Scott?

  293. Everything hurts.

    Hand spasms are the most annoying thing ever.

  294. They could be hand cramps I guess.

  295. Midol.

  296. Everything hurts.

    Try assuming plank position.

  297. The funny thing about that song, Roamy, is that the 60 and 70’s spirit was to question authority, distrust the government, ect.

    Now, the left has become so lock-step in following what people tell them to do.

    I suppose that’s what the 60’s radicals were doing as well. Controlling the message, controlling the masses. sigh.

  298. Yeah, funny how most of the war protesters disappeared when there was a Democrat in the White House.

  299. Car in will agree with me that the first two songs on Aenima might be the best opening to an album ever.

    At least in the top five.

  300. In other news, a 5.7 earthquake in Greenville, CA and a 8.3(!) quake reported in the Sea of Okhotsk, west of Kamchatka Peninsula of Russia.

  301. I’m watching MTV Tres. It’s not helping my Espanól, but the women in the videos are hawt.

  302. Store alarm company called last night about midnight. I called the police to see what was up. It was just an interior sensor.
    Scott is walking through this morning and sees nothing.

    Weird.

  303. So if Washington State received $7 billion in stimulus money, $1.1 billion of that for infrastructure, how’d they miss the I-5 bridge?

  304. Ah, now they are saying an oversize truck hit the span and caused the bridge collapse. They will still blame Republicans and sequestration.

  305. Does the I-5 bridge look like a crony to you?

    Silly Roamy.

  306. The unions haven’t gotten around to actually checking yet?

  307. Heh, now we’ll have a national awareness campaign on the dangers of oversize trucks.

  308. The Dem message boards were full of ‘Austerity! Sequester! Stimulus!’ last night.

    It’s like they are only able to react to anything emotionally. Truck hits a bridge and it collapses? Must be global warming coupled with a proper lack of gun control.

    WTF?

  309. Hello morning peeps.

  310. Aenima is an excellent album, since it has three of my favorite Tool songs on it. Stinkfist,, Pushit, and Third Eye. The only problem is the excessive number of bs songs (non-songs. ) Message to Harry Manback. Die Eir Von Statan. Cesaro Summability. Ions. Intermission.

    Thus, Lateralus is their best album. They even had the grace to put one of that album’s non-songs on the very end so it could be easily avoided.

  311. Must be global warming coupled with a proper lack of gun control.

    Gonna use that. 10,000 points to be used for a new blender, good booze, and a goofy dog sweater for Trudy.

  312. MJ – the Dems are stupid. That’s why they do that.

    So. FUcking. Stupid.

  313. Must be global warming coupled with a proper lack of gun control.

    Gonna use that. 10,000 points to be used for a new blender, good booze, and a goofy dog sweater for Trudy.

    He left out gay marriage, though.

  314. The bridges won’t be safe until everyone has the right to marry. Plus ABORTION.

    *cries.

  315. I even like Triad.

  316. OMG. week and a half until new QOTSA album comes out.

  317. Morning children.

  318. The Patient is one of my favorite songs too. Starting at 5:30 into the song – one of my favorite little bits.

  319. Look, if you guys aren’t going to entertain me, I can go on about Tool all day.

  320. We’re used to it. You go on about Tool even if we do entertain you.

  321. Pairs of Phoebes, Robins, and Catbirds working my garden this morning. Pretty good bug elimination going on out there.

    And all I have to do is put out a water dish and dispense raisins when yelled at.

  322. You left out bullying.

  323. Last day.

    I could care less if any of these people ever come back.

    Good morning ass face!

  324. Where are the bewbz?

    Dammit! I woke up this morning expecting tatas….

  325. Ask ’em if they’ve heard about the big gas savings, Scott.

  326. New post, dicksuckers.

  327. I could care less if any of these people ever come back.

    Good morning ass face

    It’s time to burn those bridges, then. Ask them if they voted for that asshole Obama.

  328. Store alarm company called last night about midnight. I called the police to see what was up. It was just an interior sensor.
    Scott is walking through this morning and sees nothing.

    Weird.

    Spider. Scott moved all that stuff and destroyed their habitat, they are on the move looking for new homes.


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