Howdy. Welcome to Big Boob Friday, party pardner. Mrs. Rosetta doesn’t know it but Junior is getting one of these hats.
The movie Dazed and Confused is one of the best movies ever made in my humble but factually correct opinion. I watch it two or three times a year while enjoying adult beverages and you should do the same. And it has probably the best soundtrack of any movie.
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The Research Department called in sick today so we will be going to the BBF bench for today’s lovely.
She was born in Skipton, Yorkshire England on November 15th, 1984. She is a towering 5’4″ and weighs a happy and healthy 125 lbs. It says in her bio that her measurements are 32G-32-36 which seems a little odd but what do I know.
Well, I know she likes other chicks. And I know that she has a website to teach people about female anatomy which is pretty thoughtful.
In her prior appearance on this esteemed page, she was sporting SpongeBob SquarePants underoos which was very, very nice. Please spank the nearest monkey for my good friend and your model for today, Friday, April 29th, 2011, Faith Nelson!! YAY!!
Guess what? On this day…
* in 1813, rubber was patented.
* in 1899, Duke (real name Edward Kennedy) Ellington was born in Washington DC.
* in 1922, football coach George Allen was born.
* in 1945, Adolf Hitler married Eva Braun.
* in 1955, funnyman Jerry Seinfeld was born.
* in 1958, Eve Plumb was born in Burbank.
* in 1958, the perpetually stunning Michelle Pfeiffer was born in Santa Ana.
* in 1968, Frankie Lymon died of a drug overdose at the age of 25.
* in 1970, oddly super-hot Uma Thurman was born in Boston.
* in 1980, Alfred Joseph Hitchcock was stabbed to death in the shower at the age of 80.
* in 1985, Tony Tubbs TKO’d Greg Page in 15 rounds for the heavyweight boxing championship.
* in 1995, the longest sausage EVER was made in Kitchener Ontario Canada. The unreliable POS website that I go to for all this history crap said the sausage was 2,877 miles in length. Hahahaha.
* in 1997, columnist Mike Royko died of a stroke at the age of 64. He had a funny line in one of his columns that I’ve always remembered. “How can anyone dislike Minneapolis? The city is so clean. The politicians are so honest that they must be retarded.” Haha.
La Fin Du Monde.
I will be grilling and drinking with friends and moving some boxes of crap to storage this weekend. The chances of me injuring myself while grilling are 1 in 7. The chances of me injuring myself while moving a bunch of bullshit are 1 in 3. Place your bets accordingly.
Whatever you do this weekend, it will be more memorable if you do it while running around naked and screaming so give that a try.
Cheers!
A well-read and learned woman.
*
Faith in Australia.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Winning.
>> Bewbs are served.
Whew! I initially read that as “Bewbs are severed“.
Sharts
Does anyone intend to read this thing?
Eddiebear from the last poat:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/woman_busted_for_buying_prosti.php
Is it just me or is that bitch in bad need of a shave?
Yeah, I’m fixin’ to go get my history on. And shit.
brb
Hahahahahaha … http://minx.cc/?post=315470
First!
That’s awesome Andy!
Please spank the nearest monkey for my good friend and your model for today, Friday, April 29th, 2011, Faith Nelson!! YAY!!
Reckon she’s any kin of Horatio’s?
LMAO, Andy!
lightly guffaws, Rosetta.
Hotspur, of all the posts that get posted here, Rosetta’s masterful links are a must-read. All others (except mine) can be skipped over without further ado.
No relation to Horatio.
Maybe Ricky?
I know. I just can’t resist busting his sorry ass.
Best royal wedding picture EVAH!
He reminds me of Vladimir Putin.
SIZZLE!
It’s the people who just want to vacation in northern Michigan who will think twice.
And I’d imagine that’s your margin. I have a very good friend that owns a restaurant here in Dayton. He’s been successful at this for 40 years, and says this is the toughest he’s seen in the hospitality business. He’s had this place for 20 years, and for the first time ever had to go borrow a little money to get him through a rough patch. It’s driving him crazy.
There are a lot of people who won’t be vacationing this summer. Like us. Either we can’t justify spending the money, since I’m out of work, or I’ll be at a new place and won’t be able to take the time. I think it was going to be that way this year no matter what, and $5.00 gas is just another reason people are staying home. I’ll bet a lot of hospitality places go under this summer.
Oh, and nice bewbs, Rosetta.
Does anyone intend to read this thing?
You make pictures of sounds?
Hotspur, of all the posts that get posted here, Rosetta’s masterful links are a must-read.
See? This is why people love Cyn and why they want to kill Hotspur with fire.
Oh, and let me just say:
Those are some really big tits.
I am flame retardent.
Oh, and, Herr, the problem is the room rentals. The rich summer people don’t need rooms. Well, except this one rich banker from Dallas. He rents one for the month of July to use as an office, because he can’t get any work done around the cottage.
Did Hotspur just make a retard joke?
I am flame retardent.
Hahaha. Close.
HAHA!
You make good funny, Xbrad.
Rosetta–guess what color dress I’m wearing RIGHT NOW!!??!
Hotpsur.
http://is.gd/0e5CMk
Oh, poor thing, should I tell her she has a hole in her shirt?
Time’s up.
None!
Please spank the nearest monkey for
That made me think of the “Laugh While You Can, Monkey Boy!” line in this movie. I was watching it last night, and thinking of this place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d682xV0n1YY
Line is at 4:57
Rosetta–guess what color dress I’m wearing RIGHT NOW!!??!
PINK WITH DAISIES!!!
Rosetta–guess what color dress I’m wearing RIGHT NOW!!??!
Little tiny rocks!
so, everybody thrilled with their teams draft picks so far?
The NFL draft is a disgusting spectacle of all that is wrong with pro football. Fuck them.
so, everybody thrilled with their teams draft picks so far?
The Bengals could draft Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, and the entire 1939 Chicago Bears front five and still end up 3-13. Doesn’t matter.
Hers are bigger
The NFL draftMike Brown is a disgusting spectacle of all that is wrong with pro football.All politics is local.
In honor of BBF….
http://tinyurl.com/3rf5dml
No argument here HS. I completely agree.
But, then again………..BEWBS!
November 15th?
Hey, that’s my mom’s birthday!
*calls analyst-therapist to double up on next week’s session.
“calls analyst-therapist to double up on next week’s session.”
hahahahahahaha….Mommy?
Packers did ok so far.
One of Counts’ friends plays in the movie Dazed and Confused. His name is Colby Brady
Afternoon, hussies.
by the way, nice job this week, baldy. This young lady is not hideous.
s’up, maryjane?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/315470.php
Nada fritada.
I’m starting the weekend now.
He was just an extra
The repair guy will be here tomorrow !!111!!!!111-
I’m going for a run then the weekend starts
Prince Williams delta tau name is “One Hung Low.”
I’m going to take a nap
I thought I had a good comment over an that ace thread
CUFFY SIGHTING:
http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyP/status/64042492638662656
Comment by mare on April 29, 2011 3:04 pm
Prince Williams delta tau name is “One Hung Low.”
,……
That cool, because kate’s is One Low Hoe.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/315470.php
That was funnier when I linked it.
Should be send Cuffy a care package of dry ice, Bud lite and an extra battery for his phone?
You know the great thing about that picture? That that hotel gives such great benefits to its employees.
Roamy just texted me. The Rockets are fine. They bailed this morning and are heading to family downstate that weren’t hit as bad. No power expected in HSV till Monday earliest, so they’re gonna hunker down with the AC and fancy electric lights.
They bailed this morning and are heading to family downstate
Can’t blame em for that. Sitting around without access to midgetmichelle.com would suck.
Good thought, Chief, but I wonder any USPS or FedEx trucks are able to get thru.
>> Sitting around without access to midgetmichelle.com would suck.
That’s going to drive the Russkie pr0n spambots crazy!
From Ace’s:
Oh, and William married the wrong sister…..
http://tinyurl.com/3g7fqlz
Yo.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/3z54h7k
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/04/bumper-sticker-o-day-proof.html
It keeps getting less funny.
I’m on the phone with FedEx to see if they are able to get into Alabama…
Is it really that late?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic87SfqQAAM
It keeps getting less funny.
So next time, I add fewer “HA”s…
I’m gonna stop clicking you losers’ links
It keeps getting less funny.
It’s like no one reads the
postscomments here any more. /AceI’m on the phone with FedEx to see if they are able to get into Alabama…
We can send Cuffy nylons and chocolates to barter with.
Ace has a website? Hmm. I should check that out.
Must add fags to that list, Herr.
No, I have never been to a Turkish prison.
Considering there’s an army of messicans on my roof and its 90 degrees, would it be rude to grab a corona and sit by the pool?
I thought my bumper sticker link was okay.
FedEx reporting delays due to power outages.
I wonder what Brown can do.
Must add fags to that list, Herr.
Can’t he just trade the nylons for sex? You know, with a girl?
would it be rude to grab a corona and sit by the pool?
Yes.
So do it.
Mare, I posted it on my facewaste. I loved it!
Can’t he just trade the nylons for sex? You know, with a girl?
Wait…. they’ll actually do that with you? Really???
would it be rude to grab a corona and sit by the pool?
Eso sería su privilegio como terrateniente yanqui.
I thought my bumper sticker link was okay.
It was awesome, mare. Honestly.
I also thought this was funny when I saw it earlier today.
http://tinyurl.com/6f9d2n6
Stoopid furriners….
Wait…. they’ll actually do that with you? Really???
Yes.
You, however, might consider using cash.
OK, after hours on the phone with some very nice tech support folks, time spent on the phone crying to Mr. TiFW, a refreshing phone call from my mom, and much hair pulling, I think I may have SOME of this stuff figured out.
I THINK you can still reach me at my old e-mail address, but I’ve dragged myself kicking and screaming into the 21st century and gotten a Gmail address. I’m still trying to transfer from Mr. TiFW’s computer, and he has promised me that he will get everything hooked up so that I can transfer my data from the old hard drive to my new laptop/Gmail account.
I’m exhausted……
(and I haven’t read ANY comments, so if anything bad has happened, I’m not trying to be insensitive to anyone!)
I also thought this was funny when I saw it earlier today.
http://tinyurl.com/6f9d2n6
Hahaha. Made me click.
You, however, might consider using cash.
damn.
Well, I guess that’s out.
Hahaha. Made me click.
HAHAHA!!!
gotcha.
Creo que no sería de mala educación beber
if anything bad has happened, I’m not trying to be insensitive to anyone!
Well, it’s a little bit late for that little Missy.
TiFW, see if you can find some funny pictures of the royal wedding at Ace’s, then post them here.
I’m not sure, but I think Cyn may have been referring to Justin Beiber in her last comment.
Si si. Pero, quiero un buen tejado.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwpP5FBS2k8
DAMMIT WISER!
http://is.gd/rbWhTs
Okay, you sumbitches, up against the wall and out with the green cards… ALL O’ YA!!
DAMMIT WISER!
http://is.gd/rbWhTs
Dickrolled.
Leave education out of this, Cyn. Decision, possibly.
The little girl in the bottom left of the photo, what is she covering her ears for? I can remember an explosive orgasm, but never a LOUD one!!!
Okay, you sumbitches, up against the wall and out with the green cards… ALL O’ YA!!
For the record, I don’t speak Spanish. Some German and Russian, sure. But no Spanish.
The little girl in the bottom left of the photo, what is she covering her ears for?
British dental work makes the best man howl.
DAMMIT WISER!
who, me?? I’m as innocent as a little baby…..
http://tinyurl.com/3fxm3gf
British dental work makes the best man howl.
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reasonable explanation.
Thanks GMLand everyone else is a spawn of the devil.
Okay, you sumbitches, up against the wall and out with the green cards
Pero senor, no tengo tarjeta verde!
For the record, I don’t speak Spanish. Some German and Russian, sure. But no Spanish.
Russian, huh?
http://tinyurl.com/62yxmnk
Pero senor, no tengo tarjeta verde!
blah blah blah blah… save it, Chico.
Green card… NOW!
Oh, Wiser isn’t a spawn of the devil either.
I think I’m going to try to pay these guys in shower curtain rings. It worked for Del Grifith.
http://tinyurl.com/3fxm3gf
Awwwww
http://is.gd/0JG2lI
Oh, Wiser isn’t a spawn of the devil either.
HA!
tol’ ya.
Oh, Wiser isn’t a spawn of the devil either.
Mare is either drunk or not paying attention.
PRO TIP: BJs should be seen, not heard.
Да. Тот ребенок нуждается в бобах солонки.
PRO TIP: BJs blah blah blah
Hi again.
PRO TIP: BJs should be seen, not heard.
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PRO TIP?! How you doin?
It worked for Del Grifith.
MJ Wins! I love love love that movie.
I don’t care what all your nasty, rude, graphic secret emails say about Wiser, I love ’em.
PRO TIP: BJs should be seen, not heard.
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Wait wha? I lost consciousness for a second. Say that again, but slower.
Herr – WTF?! Is that some sort of alien hieroglyphics?
….secret ….??
I hate you all.
Hi again.
Dammit.
http://is.gd/eBL76b
PRO TIP: BJs should be seen, not heard.
seen?
Otherwise known as the Xbrad rule.
MOM!! CYN IS RELIVING HER PORN DAYS AGAIN!!!!
Да. Тот ребенок нуждается в бобах солонки.
I KNEW it!
freaking commie bastard……
MJ Wins! I love love love that movie.
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If someone asks what I do on a plane, or traveling or something, I usually tell them that I sell shower curtain rings.
MOM!! CYN IS RELIVING HER PORN DAYS AGAIN!!!!
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sshhhhhh, let her work through it…
MOM!! CYN IS RELIVING HER PORN DAYS AGAIN!!!!
Beta, VHS, or Super 8?
*ducks*
1-900-Cyn4Fun
I never bought into the birther thing, but I’m curious. Would a birth certificate have listed African as Race in 1961? Seems like it would have been Negro. Negros were still referring to themselves as negros even in MLK’s days.
მაგრამ ჩემი penis არის მოკლე და მსუქანი.
*waits for all 37 phone lines to ring*
Beta, VHS, or Super 8?
It has become apparent that Herr has never met the lovely Miss Cyn.
Digital 3D, dude!
1-900-Cyn4Fun
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wouldn’t you know it, an Indian answered.
wouldn’t you know it, an Indian answered.
and has know clue what the fuck she’s talking about.
Hotspurt – As opposed to being signed by, “U K Le Lee”??
Otherwise known as the Xbrad rule.
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I think he’s good now. Remember he go the new teeth.
*overnights chocolate chip cookies to Chief*
As opposed to being signed by, “U K Le Lee”
At least he wasn’t delivered by “Dr. Al Oha Bitchz”.
What do I want for dinner? I have to cook. Corned beef and cabbage sounds awesome.
1-900-Cyn4Fun
No, sir, I will NOT give you my credit card number until you convince me that you are the real Cyn!
Dave’s sad puppy pic is on the front page at Hot Air.
It would take too long though. It would be good for tomorrow.
http://tinyurl.com/3omyhdq
Drive by… Sorry.
Um. Did anyone hand Ms. BBF a razor for her armpits yet?
I guess I’m in the minority, but I thought all of the royal wedding stuff was quite sweet. The bride and groom both look very happy, and I hope they have a wonderful life together.
Of course, I was one of those little girls who loved (and still does love) fairy tales…..
Bad Moses!
Fairy tales?
Two condoms are walking past a gay bar. One says to the other “Hey. Wanna go in and get shitfaced?”
If you read this something is absolutely hinky.
http://tinyurl.com/3ggkz6r
I had forgotten about the very expensive lawsuits. Very strange.
I think this will be like his grades, give them enough time to get it right.
Of course, I was one of those little girls who loved (and still does love) fairy tales…..
You must have reeeeally enjoyed this, then.
http://tinyurl.com/44ft2z2
Um. Did anyone hand Ms. BBF a razor for her armpits yet?
She has armpits???
I’m jaded from the last royal wedding. What a flaming pile of crap that turned out to be. He was cheating on her from the get-go.
Fairy tales
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A&feature=related
Fairy tales?
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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange.
He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.
The bartender says, “Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid.”
“The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish.”
Unfortunately, the man replied “How about a little head?”
Who let that Russkie pr0n spam through?
“You don’t really think I wished for a 14 inch pianist, do you?”
OK, I need to go spend some of this crazy unemployment cash on dinner and beer. Hookers are out of the question. Well, attractive ones, anyway.
He was cheating on her from the get-go.
Yeah, but look at with what.
http://tinyurl.com/3q7yx32
{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}
She looks like she’s the one who ran into a bridge abutment, except not in a car.
And repeatedly.
too soon?
So, here in PA, .56 cents on every gallon goes to the government. . . fucking EVIL oil companies!!!!eleventy!
So, here in PA, .56 cents on every gallon goes to the government. . . fucking EVIL oil companies!!!!eleventy!
Wiserbride brought home a couple of dozen packs of post-it notes from her office that I guess were just sitting around going to waste.
I’m thinking that if anyone needs any for any reason……
You can’t rent a car with shower curtain rings
>> So, here in PA, .56 cents on every gallon goes to the government. . . fucking EVIL oil companies!!!!eleventy!
You’re thinking about this all wrong, Chief. All wrong.
As the price of gas goes up, the tax decreases as a percentage of the total. So you’re really getting a tax cut.
Integrative Complexity!
*pushes poat off bridge*
East coast time zones are the work of the devil and get me into a shitload of trouble with impatient clients. They want me at my desk 24/7 to respond to their danged emails?FFFFFFF UUUUUUUUU
East coast time zones are the work of the devil and get me into a shitload of trouble with impatient clients. They want me at my desk 24/7 to respond to their danged emails?FFFFFFF UUUUUUUUU
West coast time zones are evil and are keeping me from having the first drink of the weekend because my boss who lives in AZ thinks I need to be available to 8 or 9 pm every night because that’s when he’s working…..
“As the price of gas goes up, the tax decreases as a percentage of the total.”
In Connecticut we have a value added tax of 7%. That’s why our gas tax is the highest in the nation.
What’s stopping you from drinking while working? Hmmm??
*swills beer while taking another 900-number call from pre-paid credit card client*
NO, not too soon.
She’s the one he wrote to and said he wishes he was a tampon……
A prince with words too, what a douche.
What’s stopping you from drinking while working? Hmmm??
It’s called “pacing.”
Well then don’t start drinking at 8:30 am, silly.
<Well then don’t start drinking at 8:30 am, silly.
Look, do I tell you how to run your life?
No. No I don’t.
Yes, yes you do.
Now stop calling my 900-number unless you have a valid form of payment! And trying to change your name and sound of your voice will not work a third time, mister.
have a great weekend all!
Now stop calling my 900-number unless you have a valid form of payment!
EMPTY CORONA BOTTLES ARE A VALID FORM OF PAYMENT!!!!
same to ya, gm.
Did anybody say any funny or mildly interesting whilst I was gone?
Please summarize.
You do the same GML!
Did anybody say any funny or mildly interesting whilst I was gone?
YES!
Please summarize.
No.
Hahaha. Another drive-by. Got the big neighborhood party. bbl.
FOUR WEEKS, Cyn!!!!!!
*beauty queen wave*
Donald Trump is starting to grow on me since he’s okay with hurling the f-bomb at stump speeches.
He should take the fucking Iowa caucus going away with that strategy.
“Trump in 2012: Go Fuck Yourself”
Only three weeks now, Cath!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEE!
Good luck and have fun with your partay tonight.
*tackles Cathy, puts the hurt on*
EMPTY CORONA BOTTLES ARE A VALID FORM OF PAYMENT!!!!
Yeah, um, no.
Cathy’s having a party tonight?
Well I guess my invitation was lost in the mail.
HAAARRRUUMMPPPHH!!
Aww, Rosetta; Cath can be cold sometimes.
Um, you know, as it happens, I’m going to be in your neck of the woods in a few weeks. Might you be available for a beer or two?
Going out for a couple margaritas with sisters and brother tonight. Tomorrow my little sister is going back to the horrid state she moved to so this will be it for a few months.
Um, you know, as it happens, I’m going to be in your neck of the woods in a few weeks. Might you be available for a beer or two?
But of course. Hopefully it’s not the weekend of May 21st however. There is a giant circus of douche coming to town that weekend and I’m not leaving the house.
Have fun tonight Cathy and Layra, the rest of you suck it! (‘Cept Cyn of course)
Laura, what is the pecking order of you and your siblings?
Have a good time Lauraw. If you happen to see rolls of saran cling wrap and magic markers laying about, DO NOT be the first one to fall asleep.
*throws Floyd poop at sohos*
*watches poop go in her mouth*
GROSS!!
1 girl, 1 bulldog
Cyn ♥ Sohos
*ducks, watches as Floyd poop hits Cathy is her party dress* Uh oh…finishes snickers
CharlietittyfuckingSheen, y’all have no idea how fun it is to read y’all every day 🙂
YAY! It’s almost SUMMER!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz1dpvE7wv4
Floyd has always had “gastro-intestinal issues” but they were always of the silent but deadly variety.
Something has happened recently to cause that to no longer be the case.
Mrs. Rosie foolishly gave his pig ass some chicken skin the other day and two hours later when Floyd was sleeping, it sounded like a cattle stampede in field of whoopie cushions.
It was rather disturbing.
Ok seriously who has the remote to my TV? I have friggin’ looked EVERYWHERE!
Ok seriously who has the remote to my TV? I have friggin’ looked EVERYWHERE!
If the remote was rodent shaped you should check Count’s rectum.
hola nappy headed hoestages
Hahahahaha.
Well….howdy Count.
whatever, it’s just like shitting backwards
I looked there first damnit!!!
What’s on the Count-Sohita dance card this weekend?
Count – How many remote controls do you have stuffed in your colon – right now?
count: blasting, grinding, stripping, polishing, cleaning, welding, driving a forklift, trying to tune an oven to temp
SoHoS: reading, drinking beer, watching oprah reruns
that pic at aces deserves to be the header
count: blasting, grinding, stripping, polishing, cleaning, welding, driving a forklift, trying to tune an oven to temp
What’s her name?
You should post a link to it, Count.
onsoho bin laden
that pic at aces deserves to be the header
On it.
He forgot to add cleaning and doing laundry (blah)
Somebody beat me to it but the caption needs some work.
brb
MCPO read where you had a nice round yesterday. what’d you shoot?
>> that pic at aces deserves to be the header
I see what you did there.
Headington is rad
Count – 81 with a bogey on 18.
nice chief, I hadn’t seen the 80’s in a couple years.
Andy, how fucking excited are you that fucking Trump is kicking fucking ass in the fucking polls of the motherfucking GOP candidates?
He’s a fucking warlock of KICKASS!!!
haven’t rather
I think I’m going to just do some tequila and keg stands
Wishful thinking/blog
It’s graduation weekend. The douchebag students leave next week.
\o/
SoHoS – Send me the pics!
I think Trump sucks a 55-gallon drum of donkey balls, but he does know a thing or two about bankruptcy. That’ll come in handy in 2012.
Trump is an ass-pirate, rump-wrangling, fudge packer, and he can eat shit and die.
Somebody get Hotspurt another glass of Chablis before he gets violent.
Obama ate his lunch and handed him his ass on the birth certificate issue. Now I wish he would shut up and go back to fondling himself and leave the rest of us alone.
I think Trump sucks a 55-gallon drum of donkey balls, but he does know a thing or two about bankruptcy. That’ll come in handy in 2012.
Hahahahaha. Excellent analysis.
It’s time to BBQ and booze so I will see you monkeys later alligator.
Hahahaha
Chrysler is using the slogan Imported from Detroit in it’s ads.
Exactly! It’s a Third World Shithole.
Do you think Trumps balls have a comb over as well? You’re picturing it. Admit it.
Try not to set your guests on fire.
Hotspur – Herself said those exact words when she saw it.
I say more power to Trump. Maybe if he shouts loud enough other people will stop being so afraid of being PC and being labeled a racist and start addressing all the bullshit surrounding the Prez
Lawn cut. Spring is here!
Yeah, I guess it’s pretty obvious. How could they be so tone deaf?
I took a nap for this?
Lawn cut. Spring is here!
I thought about cutting today, but it’s still pretty wet.
Yeah. I fucked off.
I hope so Sohos, but the race card came out pretty damn fast. I’m hoping it becomes so overplayed that no on e gives it merit.
My lawn was cut also. I watched the Messicans cut it with a weedeater.
I don’t think the race card will shut him up and I think that will give everyone else the green light to delve into it all
He’s a douche, but a useful douche if that works.
MJ that overplayed bit happened a long time ago. The word racist has totally lost it’s bite.
excuse the random ‘
It will be fun watching them call West and Cain racist.
MJ that overplayed bit happened a long time ago. The word racist has totally lost it’s bite.
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Yeah, but only for half of the country. Allen West called himself racist on Glenn Beck a few days ago. It was funny.
Yeah I don’t think he has a snowballs chance in Hell to be a threat to any serious candidate. I just want him to keep shouting and digging.
I just want him to keep shouting and digging.
I hear ya, girlfriend!
I just want him to keep shouting and digging.
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Smart.
I like Buchanans comments on Trump
“Trump is testing the waters for a Republican campaign. One way to do that is to attract the party’s true believers by demonstrating that, if you get nominated, unlike John McCain in 2008, you will peel the hide off Barack Obama. Is there anything wrong with that? “
Finally. Home. Can check the boobs and the links
I was sorely disappointed there were no links last time.
Don’t disappoint me again Rosetta or I’ll come to your house and.. hey, wait a minute!
Rosetta is very good at disappointing people.
Just ask Mrs. Rosetta.
Excellent work Mr. Potatohead.
I am edumacated.
The only thing I like about Trump is that finally, someone who is in the public mainstream is willing to call out Obama for being a douchebag.
Screw civility.
i kinda like this about trump also: http://tinyurl.com/3s6bqyv
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit!!!!
My legs hurt so bad I can barely walk down stairs. We need to get just a little bit busier so we can hire some young punks.
Roamy!
Did you land in Kansas?
Tomorrow is a long day, and it will involve shitload of stairs so they better get healed up fast.
Fortunately, booze heals everything.
Landed in south Alabama. It is something to see the local weatherman, who is no n00b in the tornado dept., just give up and tell entire counties to take cover.
I heard there were 1 million people without power.
Wow. RFH with electricity?
How are you guys?
Both the nuke plant (main power lines) and the coal plant took damage from the tornadoes Wednesday. They started off saying no power for 3 days, then 5, then 7, then 9. We were better off than a lot of people – we had no damage to us or the house, a generator with a decent amount of gas, a gas stove, and water. Dad said come for a visit, so we did.
Tell me you were smart enough to take OTH with you!
I bet there are power crews from all over the country heading that way.
They will get the power on quicker than estimated.
Did anybody put anybody else in a sleeper hold today?
XBrad, yes, I brought season 4 with me!
Scott, I did see a bunch of cherry pickers and equipment and a whole convoy of National Guardsmen heading north.
OK, out for dinner!
Romy my Mom in Ohatchee still doesn’t have power but Dad in Anniston does. I’m so glad yall are alright
Is anyone watching Game of Thrones? How is it?
I saw the first episode, sohos, and have the second one on my DVR. I’m not quite sure if it’s for me, but the acting was pretty good.
how is it compared to roadhouse sean
HA HA. This was just emailed to me by a customer.
MAYB NEAT PHONIX
Rosetta will you please translate for me?
Nothing compares to Roadhouse, count. You know that.
I’ve started the first episode twice and have had to stop it so I can’t tell yet. I do love the new Camelot
Ron White knows guys who like Road House
http://comedians.jokes.com/ron-white/videos/ron-white—tater-salad/
MCPO is into Game of Thrones
Me too, Vmax!
Some kinda gut-bug, I guess…
Spent half the day on the ‘Throne’, sprayin’ a little ‘Obama’ each time.
Starting to get “Chapped Lips”, IYKWIMAITYD.
I made dinner for this?
What was for dinner X?
Dinner tonight, BTW, was ‘bama pulled pork BBQ and french fries.
Pull my finger.
I dare you.
Vmax
Made dinner = Stopped masturbating
Well, not so much “stopped” as “took a short break”
Brad is not a quitter.
Roamy! Glad you and RocketFamily are safe.
Drive by. Back to work. (UGH!)
We did a ham, mashed taters, roasted carrots, and country gravy.
Yummy!
Is this blood normal?
“Is this blood normal?”
No, but it could be nothing.
Well, it’s not like it’s hump juice.
Google it Brad.
Google is the cheapest Doctor ever.
I think the hump-juice is closer to Seans toad secretions.
Just sayin’…
There’s a gluten joke in there somewhere, Scott, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna dig for it.
What is “bama pulled pork”?
Scott,
I’d rather Bing.
Google is teh EVIL!!!!11!
Dunno, Sohos. It’s just pork with a shitload of BBQ sauce, on a bun.
Is this blood normal?
Is it on the inside or the outside? That tends to be the main difference.
“I’d rather Bing.”
I usually do. I can’t hate google as it saved my life.
What is “bama pulled pork”?
A slang term for prison rape.
One more reason to hate google.
>> What is “bama pulled pork”?
Cuffy, on a lonely evening.
Sounds damn good right now
I’m assuming that sohos is responding to b-rad’s description and not mine or Dave’s.
At least I hope so.
the internets have latency.
>> I can’t hate google as it saved my life.
Yep. Besides, hate is a useless emotion.
Hey, if Sohos thinks Cuffy should have a tugjob, who am I to complain?
she does speak of cuffy curiously often
*hacks into sohos email
Cuffy’s been through a lot this week.
I certainly can’t judge or nuthin
DiT,
That’s really funny about the “Sad Puppy” on FaceChimpDouche! He’s still “Number One”, after all this time.
Chris, it’s a goofy good thing. First time I saw it, I thought “damn, that looks so familiar”, but I brushed it off. Same floor, rug, dog. Coincidence, cause I didn’t take that pic. Turns out my eldest girl took it and posted it somewhere, no idea where, but when I sent it to her she said “oh yeah, I took that after he had chewed on a dining room chair and I was givin him “the business”.
Dave, in any event, it is an astonishingly good pic.
>> Yep. Besides, hate is a useless emotion.
No, “worry” is the useless one.
Hate keeps me warm inside.
Andy, what’s up my favorite Masshole?
My copy of WWII History magazine has an add for the Collings Fdn. in it. Loan me $2500 and we’ll go fly that B-24 together!
Was just messing around with teh computer while I’m scanning some change pages to the bond offering I’m working on (and drinking a scotch). Where’s poor Car in?
**shoots extra “d” in the face with a shotun that shoots pictures of Rosetta as a little girl**
Sweet! You know, I have a ticket for that mofo lying around here somewhere …
Andy,
A link to the speed test?
Please.
all that hate’s gonna burn you up kid
So, basically, Andy, you can download a gig of Mexican Midget Porn in about 4 seconds?
Yeah, that’s about right.
All kidding aside, that’s the fastest I’ve ever seen the thing test out. It’s supposed to be 30 up and down, and by gum it’s right on top of it.
You don’t want to see the bill.
>> all that hate’s gonna burn you up kid
Wolverines!!!
You should start downloading all of One Tree Hill!
I’m supposed to have 1.5 down and 512 up. I’m lucky if I have a connection at all! CenturyLink sucks ass!
My DSL goes ‘out-of-sync’ 4-5 times/hour.
It’s a POS!
Yeah, xbrad. I’ll get on that right after I download the rest of the Internet.
ChrisP, gawd I hated DSL.
Hey, that scan made a pdf. I should check it for layers to see if I forged it.
Lemme tell ya, DSL beats the fuck out of “clubhouse wifi”
When we lived in IL, I had a boutique wireless connection that was just blazing fast. IIRC, it was 10 down and 5 up, and this was 10 years ago.
They finally brought DSL to the ‘hood and I was all: Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, I have priapism in my schadenboner: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704330404576291003526590990.html
Goddammit!
I’m done working and now I’m just talking to myself.
Best speeds I’ve managed actually were here at the clubhouse, 500 or so kbps while downloading some TV shows.
xbrad, you should be sending me lists of shows you want me to make disks of.
I already HAVE all of one Tree Hill….
Did you see this week’s Justified yet?
And Buffy.
And Angel.
Yeah, I saw this weeks Justified.
I’m already sporting wood for next weeks. And Warming Glow is warning us that next week?
There will be blood…
I’m also gritting my teeth (figuratively, of course) because there’s only one more episode of Justified, Archer is done for the year, only 3 more OTH, a couple more NCIS, and all my other shows are about to hit the season finale.
The only bright spot is that In Plain Sight starts sunday.
>> Did you see this week’s Justified yet?
Watched it tonight.
Storm brewin.
Yeah, the end is nigh.
But this last episode of Justified is going to fucking rock!
This week’s was awesome.
Not enough Art Mullens this week.
Nick Searcy and I are FB buddies.
I invited him to check out H2, He said he would. I think he poked his head in and the ran for his life.
Hey, Lovelies.
How was the party?
Did the pool table survive?
Damn, xbrad, tell us next time. We’ll dust and straighten the pillows ‘n’ shit.
I did know he was a moron.
Hola, hot chick Cathy!
How was the party? Did the pool table survive?
The signs that read “Do not put drinks on pool table, please. Thanks!” were all that was needed. As I anticipated, when I got out the semi-ugly table cloth to drape over it, the owner seemed a tad horrified and said “could we just put the signs on?” and I replied “well you did mention that you hoped people might want to play pool… so is that what you want?” and he immediately said “yes” so I was covered, and he took responsibility if something got spilled.
All good. A few little issues, but nothing that we couldn’t handle. Caterer got lost and was an hour late, but we used the time to drink and just visit… and now our team is thinking of having the food arrive later than starting time since the food consumption seemed better balanced and everyone seemed to have a better time… maybe because they were more tanked…
So, X pulled his pork before dinner tonight? what else is new?
Robot sex: discuss.
BTW, nice touch by the prince to wear the uniform of the Irish Guards, as a nod to their current deployment to A-stan.
And getting Kate to blow him on the balcony.
http://tinyurl.com/6f9d2n6
Spurs are out. I’ll survive.
Hey Andy.
>> Robot sex: discuss.
Declare variables: Input A; Output Also A.
ENTRY: Set, by Value A to A
EVALUATE: Outer join A A
EXECUTE until EOF
TGSG and LICKYLICKY?
I’m never going to sleep!!!
What’s up, you two? Long time no see. (for me, anyway … if you’ve been here in the last week or so, well, I haven’t … much).
Just so everyone knows, LickyLicky is MUCH cuter than TGSG.
Has anyone seen my Trump costume?
>> Has anyone seen my Trump costume?
http://tinyurl.com/6ga2ll
I’m here every day Andy, just can’t always stay long enough to comment… glad to see everyone still hangin loose.
Xbad..define “much”
Hi, LICKYLICKY and TGSG.
Oh, and there’s doucheface to ruin everything.
Shouldn’t you be out buying party favors of the 36-24-36 variety for the meat up, Rosetta?
C’mon, Dave, all those AAs?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!
Andy just wants cake. Or bacon. or robot sex.
Oh, and there’s doucheface to ruin everything.
Don’t call Cathy doucheface, you asshole.
Shouldn’t you be out buying party favors of the 36-24-36 variety for the meat up, Rosetta?
Like I don’t have that in stock already.
I never liked variables.
Who let LickyLicky out of the attic?
Hi Licky!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!*
Hi Cathy, sounded like a good party.. maybe one day I’ll get to meet more of you all
Hey, Brad and Cathy! I’m trying to catch up now. Gotta figure out who the latest morons are. My fault, I know.
>> Andy just wants cake. Or bacon. or robot sex.
Yes
I used deceit and trickery. The usual shit.
Trump / Greene – 2012
“What are you talking about, motherfuker?”
I want my avatar back. And not that POS movie, either.
Robots having sex on a bacon-filled cake.
Lichtenstein, did you eat all the mushrooms again?
Poor TGSG.
The only Hostage he’s met is me.
Wheeee Wheee: Discuss.
Licky’s huffing the whipped cream cans again, I see…
No, sinus meds. Tomorrow night will be sinus meds and Tito’s!
>> The only Hostage he’s met is me.
Well that does suck.
I haven’t met any of you mormons. And canned whpped cream is a travesty.
Well that does suck.
Not too much, he bought me a beer!
Wow. There is already a documentary (term used as loosely as I can) called Kate: The New Diana?
Terrible.
TGSG, did you know that xbrad wrote “TGSG” on Dolly?
It’s really quite disturbing.
Canned whipped cream wouldn’t be so bad if you hadn’t sucked all the nitrous off it.
Oh shit.
http://tinyurl.com/3gdbzhs
So Kate dies in a car wreck in … what year again?
Rosie, as long as he doesn’t kiss it, I’m down with that shit. yahhoooo!!
WTF?? Really? Who the hell is this Lenka chick? Trainwreck.
Roseola, how’s your wife and my baby?
Hi Cathy, sounded like a good party.. maybe one day I’ll get to meet more of you all
Was a good party, thanks.
This short-bus member of H2 needs a remedial course in LickyLicky and TGSG. Hep!
I do not think the word talent means what you think it means.
Cathy, they keep locking me in the attic, allowing me out only to beat my orange jumpie against rocks in the river and to fry bacon with a magnifying glass. I escape occasionally. This is the result.
Run.
Andy is Floyd’s father?
I write terrible poetry, make people google dog clitoris, and reference BACON as often as possible.
And with that, I’m out for the night.
Try not to throw TGSG in the Columbia River tied up in a burlap sack with a couple of starving wolves.
Night, Brad.
And thanks for spilling the beasn on my plans. You don’t think I was looking for the best rocks just for my jumpie, do you?
‘Night xb.
We totally won’t do that.
Totally. Like totally.
LickyLicky, that is too long to type, so I will henceforth refer to you as LL. As in “LL” Cool J. Or “LL” Bean.
So LL, what brings you back to these dark tunnels of the Intarwebz?
G’night Xbrad.
Sheesh. I’m out of it. Totally missed the wedding across the pond, missedthe fun commenting about it. Pics of the fugly wimmins who lack fashion sense are posted @ IB, but now I’m too tired to enjoy it, and need to walk Peaches and Rosie.
Hey hey lickylicky and TGSG! Rosie its MY turn w/the Trump suit
Sohita!!! Cathy!!! LL!!
When I think of all the times this place is a pure Jimmy Dean™ Sausagefest …
LOL@ all of you! LL is fine, of course. I am just getting to where I have a lil bt o time and want to spend it with you lunatics.
It makes me feel normal.
Though I do have to go to bed soon. Saturdays are always big cake days.
I love “big cake” days IYKWIMAITTYD
LOL… I do, AITYDKTIKWYM.
Night, mormons!
I’m so out of it… I need to get up and walk these pooches… and still have not moved.
I’m so buzzed. Sohos… gonna see you in THREE weeks. Can’t believe it’s only three weeks. LickyLicky, your name gets me thinking of licking frosting off my fingers.
OK. I’m out of here. G’night folks. Hugs all round.
Goodnight ladies xox
‘Night all.
Hey, what’s everybody up to?
*Shhhhhhhhh!*
Oh, sorry.
Sean, really?
Damn, you people are sound fuckin’ sleepers.
Oh, for fuck’s sake!
Heh.
You know, mesa, the pact between you and Lucifer may not be cool as far as I’m concerned, but it’s between the two of you and your attorneys.
I’m not getting involved.
Blerg.
http://tinyurl.com/4xpyqa8
Bad wolf, bad wolf, whatchoo gonna do?
http://tinyurl.com/69sysyy
Looks like I’ve got the internets all to myself.
*explores the space*
http://tinyurl.com/2gyqeel
Mornin’. Glad to see nothing happened while I was away.
Mornin’ Andy.
Time for me to finish laying sod. SYWM.
Wacky wakey
Soccer today. Woot!
Oh and I downloaded the coolest running app. It tracks your distance (gps) and gives you verbal cue regarding your pace. The summary give you a minute by minute report of you pace.
I’m still slow, lol, but if I can lose 30 second per mile…
My last mile was only 7 seconds over pace.
Morning all! Anybody else come in to the office at 7 this morning to take care of a whiny builder? Just me?
crudballs.
I was here at 7:20 but not for a whiney builder.
Home office. Counting down the minutes ’til my 9:30am con call.
Motherf***
It is a gorgeous day in Massachusistan, though. I have some errands lined up for later that involve driving in the convertible, so I have that to look forward to.
Especially now that the smell has dissipated.
*Glares at Dave*
I gots da staying power
So about 9:30 last night I go to the little carryout/bar a few miles away to grab a six-pack. There’s a band playing. I’ll be damned, but the upright bass player is my godfather. He’s also my fellow choir director from Church. Didn’t expect to see him there.
So I buy him a beer during a break. And I sit and listen to them. They’re really good. Then I have another beer. And another.
I proceed to get completely ‘faced. I’m fucking appalled.
Today is graduation. The asshat parents who don’t know their way around town are here to witness their dipshit kids get their diplomas for – playing beer pong, and texting while they walk to class.
New poatus!
I saw a fresh wreck on my way to work (police hadn’t arrived yet), drove down the road a piece further, saw a bunch of shit that fell offa truck on the shoulder of the road, drive on to my parking lot, and someone has apparently driven into my sandwichboard sign out by the street.
Wonder what’s in the water this morning.
OTOH, it’s a beautiful day.
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