Awful Post For a Beautiful Saturday

L; R – PJmomma, Grameliene

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Scenes from the StL Meatup

If this piece o’ shit doesn’t inspire you to get off the computer and into the great outdoors today, nothing will.

378 Comments

  1. yeeeeeee

  2. car in do you have an iphone or a droid

  3. This post sucks. Who despoiled this blog with this tripe?

  4. here ya go herr this will help explain some feelings your having
    http://tinyurl.com/4y8z9oa

  5. I’m reporting this post to somebody.

    *looks up number to Office of Internet Quality Control*

  6. I saw a fresh wreck on my way to work (police hadn’t arrived yet), drove down the road a piece further, saw a bunch of shit that fell offa truck on the shoulder of the road, drive on to my parking lot, and someone has apparently driven into my sandwichboard sign out by the street.

    Wonder what’s in the water this morning.

    OTOH, it’s a beautiful day.

  7. I think I need another Bloody

  8. >> This post sucks. Who despoiled this blog with this tripe?

    Thanks. It was the worst I could come up with on short notice.

  9. Rosetta Fofetta, can we not have any tornadoes at the meetup, please?

    *shiver

  10. here ya go herr this will help explain some feelings your having

    The Bloody Mary is helping. No shit. And I don’t have a hangover. A hangover is what you get when you’re sobering up. Not a problem for me at the moment.

  11. *looks at feet*

  12. 337 dead. We now have to go back to 1925 to find an outbreak this fatal. Damn.

  13. What’s the record for consecutive comments, again?

  14. *feet stare back at me*

  15. Why do you ask?

  16. Pants. They’re what hold society together.

    Discuss.

  17. Damn. Just passed the Super-Outbreak toll of 315-330 in 1974

  18. Fucker.

  19. Mornin’

    Wonder what’s in the water this morning. OTOH, it’s a beautiful day.

    It’s clear you people just can’t handle nice weather, Laura.

  20. It is disorienting. Blue skies, sunshine, warmth. WTF?

  21. The death toll from Wednesday’s storms reached 337 across seven states, including at least 246 in Alabama.

    The largest death toll ever was on March 18, 1925, when 747 people were killed in storms that raged through Missouri, Illinois and Indiana. The second deadliest day had been in March 1932, when 332 people died, all in Alabama.

  22. Pants. They’re what hold society together. Discuss.

    Lemme see…
    Factories that make them.
    Debates about who gets to wear them.
    Some get paid to take ’em off.

    Pretty much covers it, huh.

  23. My advice? Stay the hell out of Alabama in the spring.

  24. I’m married to a fucking corpse.

  25. I’m married to a fucking corpse.

    That’s not going to look good on your Permanent Record.

  26. Pants: who needs ’em?

    Discuss.

  27. Oh, and in our discussion circle, if you’d like to say something, raise your bra.

  28. If you don’t have a bra, just shut up.

  29. Oh, and raise your shirt, too.

  30. Why is it every time I ask for a show of tits I’m left alone?

  31. *looks at own tits*

  32. My eyes are right here, buddy.

  33. I get no love?

  34. I’m spent.

  35. After 30 minutes, I get an equity stake, right?

  36. Я действительно любил бы видеть груди

  37. 私の陰茎に注意が必要

  38. *gives Herr water*

    You can do it buddy! Keep going..!

  39. *collapses in heap*

  40. I’m married to a fucking corpse.

    Texas is strange, I think that is illegal here.

  41. go Herr!

  42. Ваша сукня буде виглядати добре на моєму поверсі.

  43. That one’s Ukie, for those actually trying to translate from Russian. It won’t work very well.

  44. It’s clear you people just can’t handle nice weather, Laura.

    What the FUCK you mean by ‘you people?!!?’

    *raises hands before Cathy can respond*

    NO, NO NO- YOU SAID IT. YOU SAID IT. I know what you meant, and I know you know that I know that YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT.

    *files lawsuit*

  45. Bitte geben Sie meinen Penis ihr gebührende Aufmerksamkeit

  46. What the FUCK you mean by ‘you people?!!?’

    I can only assume it’s a comment on our winter-induced pastiness.

    You go, Girl!!

  47. あなたは私の陰部に触れると、私は寿司のお支払いとなります

  48. You. People.

  49. Little known fact: that last Japanese sentence is made up almost entirely of foreign words. Including “sushi”. Japanese treats it as a foreign word because it’s so new.

    One of the older “kanji” words, however, is “genitalia”. I think every language has a native word for one’s junk.

  50. Work has been crazy with out of state/ country business for two-three weeks and it’s still going. Holy crap.

    Next week I unleash a blizzard of invoices so the locals know I haven’t forgotten them.

    *evil laugh*

  51. That sounds like a very good thing, Laura.

  52. *looks at his 性器*

  53. cash is king

  54. NO, NO NO- YOU SAID IT. YOU SAID IT. I know what you meant, and I know you know that I know that YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT.

    Golly. Thought I was speaking American English for the Northeast Cabal™.

    Shoulda said y’all, or better yet… ALLl y’all.

    Y’all need to get out in the sun some and increase your Vitamin D intake.

    *sheesh*

  55. But we’re scared of the sun, Cathy. It’s so brilliant and powerful.

  56. Next week I unleash a blizzard of invoices so the locals know I haven’t forgotten them.

    *pictures Lauraw’s invoices scurrying in all directions like cockroaches*

    *evil laugh*

  57. Hahaha.

    I just got an email back from my godfather. Turns out I was too shitfaced to notice he was hammered, too.

  58. that’s awesome laura sounds like you and scott are kicking ass.

  59. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rDahs4cmuc&feature=player_embedded
    This is why I fucking hate the fucking leftist douchebags

  60. I’m married to a fucking corpse.

    There’s some people who’d pay good money for somethin’ like that.
    They’re twisted perverts, but they’re out there….. ;-)

    OTOH, I never realized that corpses were capable of performing that type of physical manuever, but then again, I’m not as edumacated as some folks on this here recipe blog –

  61. that’s awesome laura sounds like you and scott are kicking ass.

    After the horror of the last couple years, I’m superstitious.
    *speaks loudly at no one in particular*

    GOSH I HOPE THIS LASTS, BUT HEY IF IT DOESN’T THAT’S OKAY TOO. NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.

    *knocks on wood*

  62. OTH marathon

  63. After the horror of the last couple years, I’m superstitious.

    I got the hint you guys were going through a rough stretch. Like the rest of the country. Really glad you got a gig to keep you going.

    This was just sent out in our Church bulletin email: We have several parishioners who are in need of or looking for work. If you are aware of any employment opportunities, please let Fr. ******* or *********** ********* know so that we can advertise these job opportunities in the parish.

    That’s highly unusual, to say the least. This economy is beyond “on its ass”. It’s fucking moribund.

  64. Good Morning.

    HEY! Who drank all the coffee and didn’t make more?!? Bastages.

  65. I like reading the horrors were limited to “couple years”. I’m 1 and a half years deep now. So you’re saying there’s a chance…..

  66. Did you have your third interview Herr? If so, how did it go? Did you use all the advice we gave you?



  67. This is why I fucking hate the fucking leftist douchebags

    I KNEW what I would see when I watched this entire vid, but watched anyway… then posted it on my FB wall. Thanks, Eddie.

    Problem: Self-absorbed selfish culture mixed with Marxist university educators. My hope is that these students get out of school …and in trying to get a job and pay their own bills they come upon decent hard working compassionate conservative and gifted people who show them the economic truth through simple demonstration.

  68. Did you have your third interview Herr? If so, how did it go? Did you use all the advice we gave you?

    Not yet. Third interview in May 9. They move like old people fuck. I do intend to stare blankly for 20 seconds and then roll my eyes. Up and to the right, of course.

  69. HEY! Who drank all the coffee and didn’t make more?!? Bastages.

    Cyn, darlin. In our house we make one QUALITY cup at a time. Gimme your cup and I’ll fill it up.

    Yea, Herr. How did it go? Sorry… forgot to ask.

  70. One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small…

    So I take one pill, and apparently get too much dosage, so I have to take another one to negate the effects of the first one, which makes all of the symptoms come back. It’s too early in the day for this….

    Oh, and I think I may be getting a new e-mail addy – Xferring everything over to Gmail, and joining the rest of the cool kids –

    Mr. TiFW is helping me Xfer all of my files over from his laptop, and my dad is sending me a stand-alone hard-drive box that should allow us to Xfer the rest of my files from the dead desktop unit.

    I might just be able to figure this all out after all….

  71. They move like old people fuck.

    *mind-bleach-cleanup needed in aisle 3!*

  72. Oooo! Thank you!

    *hands 32 oz double insulated Big Gulp cup to Cath; smiles sheepishly*

  73. Lavazza’s the only way to drive, Cyn.

    You want frothed milk with that?

  74. Yes; thank you!

  75. So I take one pill, and apparently get too much dosage, so I have to take another one to negate the effects of the first one, which makes all of the symptoms come back. It’s too early in the day for this….

    Why mess around? Just take the purple one that has among the listed side effects brain liquification and head implosion. If it works right, you’ll just have the dry mouth and excessive ringing in the ears, and if it doesn’t, then the pharma companies didn’t get the best of you, right?

  76. Keep us posted Herr. I’m sure we can come up with more great advice for your interview, like wearing pants.

  77. Steak and eggs are coming online in approx 11 min, RoboCop just started.

    Gonna be a good day.

  78. Herr at his interview
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBvfZTx-vs

  79. Count makes Super high octane coffee. I have had two cups and I am bouncing off the walls

  80. OT: Ace has a poat on Atlas Shrugged Part 1; I too have seen the reports that it’s not doing well.

    Go see this movie. I enjoyed the heck out of it. While buying tickets for my family, two in front of me was US Rept, Dist 5, David Schweikert. Let’s keep this thing alive so we get to see parts 2 and 3!

  81. My chickens are helping me in the garden. One is smarter than the rest, I can point out the big I want her to eat. The rest are just clueless.

  82. Count- iphone

  83. Big-bug

  84. i just got a droid, I’m just trying to figure out all the apps stuff.

  85. Herr at his interview

    Hahaha. That is a great scene. I can only hope to be that smooth.

  86. I have no idea what that is.

  87. Herr, you can always take Sophie and one of her poopy diapers with you to the interview, then reenact that scene from “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” to impress the secretaries on your way out.

    ‘Cuz you know the secretaries are the ones ya gotta butter up….

  88. Total douchebag, jersey shore type looking white guy in car next to me. Speeds ahead of me, what does his license plate, not the license plate frame, but the actualy license plate say? GAWDS GIFT

  89. Oh, and ditto what Cyn said about Atlas Shrugged – GO.SEE.IT.
    You won’t be disappointed.

    On a completely different topic, seeing this over at Ace’s place in the comments just put a smile on my face:
    http://tinyurl.com/3ogamo7
    The press is finding out that even though they were nice to Obama, they’re still gonna get eaten…..

  90. it’s obvious pj is racist

  91. >> Go see this movie. I enjoyed the heck out of it.

    I’d have to drive to Waco to see it, and there’s not much time right now.

    But I’m gonna buy a couple of tickets online, even though I can’t go.

    because I care man

  92. …but the actualy license plate say? GAWDS GIFT

    We had ‘friends’ who had vanity plates on their expensive bright red sports car that read: ME 1ST.

  93. Herr, you can always take Sophie and one of her poopy diapers with you to the interview, then reenact that scene from “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” to impress the secretaries on your way out.

    The scene I’m picturing closely resembles the bathroom scene in Mr Mom, complete with flying toilet paper and drying the baby on the hand dryer.

  94. Looks likes someone made a machine version of your mom.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPur2jE-gZ4

  95. put your foot through the floor of the attic moving shit around yet today rosie?

  96. put your foot through the floor of the attic moving shit around yet today rosie?

    No ma’am. Today is a sit-on-ass-then-go-hang-out-and-drink-on-a-patio day.

    Yesterday was a moving day and I’m moving some other crap tomorrow so today should be non-liver-related injury free.

    Which Android did you get?

  97. That’s a good post on Atlas Shrugged at Ace’s. I couldn’t agree more, go see the movie. It doesn’t suck, contrary to reviewer’s takes. Both the wife and I enjoyed it.

    Put your money where your mouth is, and support the messages that define you.

  98. Hahahaha. Cat kicks own ass.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfGLZJY-qQ8

  99. not sure but it’s the one that slides open with a keyboard.

  100. motorola droid 3

  101. Has anyone watched the movie “Faster”?

  102. Sohita Bonita, check your email.

  103. Thanks, Shosomofo.

  104. Sure can’t tell by traffic today that gas is so high. Dang.
    And people are still driving stupid.

    2-carlength gap-chiseling bastards

  105. How do you know he REALLY loves you?

    He’s willing to pluck that little chin hair for you….

  106. OK. Imagonna go see Atlas at 2:45 today. You guys convinced me.

    Later.

  107. >> And people are still driving stupid.

    DON’T JUDGE ME

  108. **tackles Laura**

    **gives her the “tailgater”**

  109. **tackles Sohos**

    **gives her the Tree Hill Raven”**

  110. Wow. Tough crowd.

  111. I have a little time to kill. What should we talk about?

    Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

  112. No? Good.

  113. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Does this ass make my panties look big?

  114. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    What color pants are best NOT worn to meat-ups?

  115. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Is it bad form to wear a lampshade at a party before all the other drunks have had the opportunity to wear it first?

  116. Does this ass make my panties look big?

    Why are you putting your panties on a donkey?

    – 8,000 points.

  117. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    is it bad form to wait until after your wife is pregnant to tell her that you are sterile?

  118. What color pants are best NOT worn to meat-ups?

    Trick question. Pants are not allowed at meat-ups.

  119. Is it bad form to wear a lampshade at a party before all the other drunks have had the opportunity to wear it first?

    It is good form if you show up at the party wearing the lamp shade.

  120. is it bad form to wait until after your wife is pregnant to tell her that you are sterile?

    Yes. Wait until the baby is born, then tell her as you leave to go pick up milk and never return.

  121. I thought once the wedding was over the stupid wedding coverage would be over as well.

    WTF.

    BiW, what the hell are you doing today?

  122. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Is Night Train or Boone’s Farm a better hostess gift for a black tie GOP fundraiser?

  123. http://tinyurl.com/5w532vc

  124. Dr. Rosetta, does this look infected to you?

  125. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Is Night Train or Boone’s Farm a better hostess gift for a black tie GOP fundraiser?

    There are several racist undertones to this question and I will not dignify it with a response.

  126. BiW, what the hell are you doing today?

    FAIL. The segment is “Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?”.

    Minus Barry’s Meaningless Nobel.
    ———————————————
    Eating lunch before I go for a hair cut.

    Raw excitement. I haz it.

  127. http://tinyurl.com/5w532vc

    HAR!!

    Dr. Rosetta, does this look infected to you?

    Yes. Amputate immediately.

  128. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Who are these people and why are their hands in my wallet?

  129. Eating lunch before I go for a hair cut.

    Raw excitement. I haz it.

    Hahahaha. How much do you pay for a haircut?

    Does a guy or a chick cut your hair?

  130. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Have you had enough HOAX & CHAINS?

  131. Who are these people and why are their hands in my wallet?

    They are your superiors because they say so and you will fork over your income so that they may show you to spend it wisely.

    Either that or xbrad is picking your pocket with his new choppers.

  132. Have you had enough HOAX & CHAINS?

    That’s good. Did you make that up or steal from someone else?

  133. Hahahaha. How much do you pay for a haircut?

    $15 with a tip. It was difficult to find one that put the hot lather on the back of the neck and uses a straight razor to clean it up. And then to use a hot towel on my face.

    Does a guy or a chick cut your hair?

    Currently it is a Korean chick. She always says “Oh! Its my loyah! How are you my loyah?’

  134. Stupid dish is broken. Now we need a whole new set up.

    Someone light Rosie on fire to cheer me up.

  135. That’s good. Did you make that up or steal from someone else?

    I stole it from someone else, but I think it should be repeated far and wide, because I’m sure IWon EmptyArmani won’t like it.

  136. Does anyone have any questions for Dr. Rosetta?

    Will Ted Drewes Frozen Custard be served at the STLMU?

    If not, can I still cancel my reservation without paying a penalty?

  137. Someone light Rosie on fire to cheer me up.

    My blow torch is busted. How about a video of me falling down three flights of stairs, then being laughed at by a handful of small children? I’m told it never gets old.

  138. **tackles Car in, gives her the “hot lather”**

  139. $15 with a tip. It was difficult to find one that put the hot lather on the back of the neck and uses a straight razor to clean it up. And then to use a hot towel on my face.

    $15 is good and still in the man realm. Anything over $30 and you’re into metrosexual land.

    Back when I got haircuts I went to an Italian guy named Marciano. It was awesome old school. Playboys to look at while you wait and Sinatra music. He used the hot lather, straight razor and the hot towel.

    He also had one of those vibrating doohickeys that you strap to your hand and he would give you a 30 second back rub when he was done.

    It was excellent. I actually miss that part of having hair. He was a cool dude.

    Currently it is a Korean chick. She always says “Oh! Its my loyah! How are you my loyah?’

    Hahahahaha. Nice work.

  140. *wishes Batman hadn’t chosen today to wear his assless chaps-somethings can never be unseen*

  141. Stupid dish is broken. Now we need a whole new set up.

    Someone light Rosie on fire to cheer me up.

    Why don’t you set your dish on fire?

    Just use your i-Pad to order a new dish.

    *runs away*

  142. How about a video of me falling down three flights of stairs, then being laughed at by a handful of small children? I’m told it never gets old.

    Um…I would like to see that.

  143. Will Ted Drewes Frozen Custard be served at the STLMU?

    It will if you go there.

    If not, can I still cancel my reservation without paying a penalty?

    You will need to first pay me a $250 deposit and then you can cancel.

  144. I didn’t actually start using a barber until I was in college.

    The guys in the frat all went to Dick’s Barbershop out on Corrunna Road in west Flint.

    Dick is a funny son of a bitch. All the goodies you list above, Rosetta, funny shit hanging on the walls, the Playboys and Penthouses behind the TV, and he gave us all the Kappa discount of $10.

    We called it “Getting Dicked”.

    Whenever one of the guys goes in there, Dick tells the to let the rest of us know our hair looks like shit.

  145. Why don’t you set your dish on fire?

    Just use your i-Pad to order a new dish.

    *runs away*

    Can the I-tampon do that?

  146. Can the I-tampon do that?

    I don’t get it.

  147. Um…I would like to see that.

    My wife currently has the only copy.

    For some reason, she referrs to it as “the best porno ever’.

    But she tells me that for a one-time super low price of $499.99, she make you a copy for your Betamax player, and if call right now, she’ll also include never before seen footage of her drawing on my sleeping face with a sharpie, and the time I ran over my foot with the lawmower. That’s a $999.99 value for just $499.99, but only if you act now! No operators are standing by. Call now!

  148. Can the I-tampon do that?

    I don’t get it.

    One of my friends calls the I-phone the I-tampon.

  149. For some reason, she referrs to it as “the best porno ever’.

    I don’t know if I would go that far but seeing you falling down stairs would at least be a hilarious comedy.

    How did she happen to catch you biting it on stairs, Grace?

  150. Enjoy your sausagefest.

    I’m gonna take a nap.

  151. One of my friends calls the I-phone the I-tampon.

    You should tell him that he’s doing it wrong.

  152. I’m gonna take a nap.

    Don’t forget to take your teeth out.

    http://tinyurl.com/44b8fgw

  153. Wiener snitzel

  154. Heh, Princess Kate’s favorite Snapple flavor?

    How did that name get past marketing?

  155. Wtf??? Why did that fish have human teeth and wouldn’t you just FREAK out if you saw that?

  156. How did that name get past marketing?

    Hahahahaha. Unintentional porn is funny.

  157. Wtf??? Why did that fish have human teeth and wouldn’t you just FREAK out if you saw that?

    All fish have teeth like that.

    Duh.

  158. Nuh uh! *punches Rosetta in the head* nap time!

  159. Wiener snitzel

    Kielbasa.

    Smoked.

  160. Ow.

  161. >> Hahahahaha. Unintentional porn is funny.

    *Glances back up at header pic*

    Sure is!

  162. Ok. Time to go tell the barber “Give me the retarded astronaut.”

  163. Time to make the donuts.

    See you howler monkeys later.

  164. Napped. That was necessary.

    Off to the store soon. Darling will be home in three or four hours, after a fun-filled day in NYC. What should Scott have for dinner?

    a) grilled scrimps with pasta

    6: a big hug and a cup of flavored steam

    %.) a pork of tender loin

  165. Thanks for all the input guys! I’m going shopping now and will TOTALLY use your suggestions!

    *HUUUUGSSS*

    *stamps off in a huff*

  166. DON’T EAT LAYAWAY PORKROASTY

  167. Get carry-out.

  168. I hope you folks had weather like ours – 72F and sunny. Simply gorgeous!

  169. Seriously, this is the fatass that is going to nanny state us into good health?

    http://tinyurl.com/43ou5j5

  170. HEADS UP DAVE!

    http://tinyurl.com/6j5a6tf

  171. So Mare, how did not meeting Dave in Texas go? Did you also not meet Moses?

    http://tinyurl.com/6ezykwv

  172. LauraW, here’s my reccomendation for ScottW’s supper:

    A) 16 Pabst Blue Ribbons

    *) A shot at the little man in the boat

    11!!) Exedrin Migraine

    In no particular order.

  173. Seriously, this is the fatass that is going to nanny state us into good health?

    Mare, I recall that when Obie first came into office she looked to hefty that some of us thought she might be preggers… and there were discussions online about it.

    Any reputable mental health professional would openly tell us that this woman probably has some serious projection issues.

  174. I vote for pork the tender loin.

  175. PD, why did you say you were married to a corpse? Bad morning sex? What?

  176. Hey, puppers, for the first time ever I can’t view your gifs…..sad face.

  177. Mare, my wife goes pretty hard during the week and doesn’t sleep enough due to being a facechimp addict and laying in bed facechimping on her phone unti after midnight. By Friday she’s wasted and thus sleeps all day Saturday. I’m up and ready to get the day started at a reasonable hour and she’s snoring her ass off until after noon. It’s a bit frustrating. And yeah, I’ll admit that I could’ve used some bad morning sex this morning.

  178. I went to Lowe’s this afternoon to get some parts for my sprinkler system and then went to Walmart afterwards to pick up some drinks. The difference in the quality of females in the two establishments was breathtaking. About half of the women in Lowe’s had the little man in my head saying, “you have my blessing to hit that shit, sir”. Every woman in Walmart had the little man in my head dry heaving violently while straining to scream, “FUCK NO!!!”.

  179. HAHAHAHA……..

  180. 5:45 or so is a fabulous time to be at the food store on a Saturday. I had no idea. I don’t even give a shit about killing anybody right now.

    Homicide? Meh. No thanks. Not interested.

    They are your superiors because they say so and you will fork over your income so that they may show you to spend it wisely.

    I work so that I can spend my money on red superballs, comic books, and cheese doodles (crunchy).
    If my earnings are taken away and therefore I cannot purchase red superballs, comic books, and cheese doodles, the heart goes out of me and I see no reason to continue producing labor.

    See? It even works for retards.

    You don’t have to prove to the government that you’re supersmart or charitable with your money in order to ‘deserve’ to keep it. You just have to show that confiscating it is entirely counterproductive and will bite them in the ass because there won’t be much of an economy for them to leech off of anymore.

    Of course, that never stops them from trying.

  181. I planted flowers this afternoon.

    Don’t judge me

  182. Me too, Dave. Vincas. White. I was gonna buy some peppers and put next to my ‘maters. But they wanted $2.84 a throw for Jalapenos. Fuck that with the three pistoned ass-hammer of doom.

  183. Oh layra never go to the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon. The CRAZIES are out then

  184. …furthermore the entire idea that some people are just not bright or savvy enough to take care of themselves and therefore need to have everything taken away from them and managed by others?

    A contemporary argument for maintaining the institution of slavery while it existed in this country.

  185. SoHoS – I’m still awaiting those pikshures of your bikini keg stand!!

  186. vincas.. I think that’s same as periwinkles.. those fuckers are tough, they can take the heat and the dry.

  187. . . . just not bright or savvy enough to take care of themselves and therefore need to have everything taken away from them and managed by others?

    So, I shouldn’t be turning over my paycheck to Herself?

    Now you tell me!!

  188. Saw Atlas Shrugged and really enjoyed ignoring a panhandler as I walked to my car. Got hom and walked some of my precinct for upcoming city elections.

    Chief, please tell Herself THANK YOU! for the package of fabric for the Hostages’ quilt for disaster relief. Very good selections.

  189. I think I left them back in 1989 MCPO

  190. What’s everybody drinking?

  191. Ooooo, Dave, nice post at Ace’s! I am going to use that advice with friends and family, to practice for my callup to “The Show”.

  192. Cathy – You are quite welcome. I keep telling her that, “She that dies with the most fabric DOES NOT win!”

  193. ExxonMobil makes 2 cents a gallon. 2. Cents.

  194. MCPO – my mom needs to learn the same thing, except for her its yarn. There’s an entire section of our attic devoted to bag and bags of yarn.

    On that note, ‘sup everyone?

  195. Hey, Revvy! How are the preps for graduation going?

  196. We’re having Nyquil Cathy. What about you?

  197. BLARGH.
    Fine. At the point of the quarter where my teachers are like ‘Welp, time to spend all your monies!’

  198. Micalob Light. Or as they say at the viet place I used to frequent, Meekuhrobe Rite.

  199. Cathy, I love the way the pool looks redone, lovely.

    I asked for pictures with water in the pool but you missed me twice and I was kind of wondering if you were against the idea.

  200. Dave, that was a good post. I was starting on a similar one today, but the SHTF on some work stuff I have going on when I was about two sentences in.

    There was a good segment on Kudlow’s show – I think Thursday – that explored the topic.

  201. I have such little time to post lately, and even when I do, I just don’t have much to say.

    But this bullshit about “subsidies for big oil” is just that. The fuckin NY Times gets the same one, only 3% more.

  202. Did anybody draw an unflattering caricature of anybody else today?

  203. Oh my GOD.

    Recipe time. I just made the best stuff.

    4 lemons**
    1/2 stick butter
    safflower oil
    1 large or 2 small shallots, chopped (or a pile of garlic, which is better, but Scott is allergic so I substitute leeks or shallots for garlic)
    1 bell pepper cut into chunks
    ground white pepper
    2 lbs raw shrimp, shelled
    1 pkg (about 9 ozs) baby spinach
    1 pkg Barilla whole-wheat pasta

    Start heating the pasta water and cook the pasta while you’re assembling the saute.

    Saute in a large deep saute pan: the zest of two lemons (I used the little tool that gives you long curly strips), shallot, green pepper, oil and butter. Saute until the shallots soften up.

    Add the juice of two lemons, stir, and add the shrimp. Sprinkle liberally with white pepper or whatever spice you like on there. This would be a good dish to put more spice on, but I took it easy this first try.

    Saute on high, turning constantly, until the shrimp are almost done. Turn off the heat and cover the pan so the shrimp finish up gently on residual heat.

    Uncover and add the baby spinach leaves and stir in. They will wilt and also help the shrimp stop cooking.

    Add the zest and juice of the remaining two lemons and toss thoroughly.

    Add the drained hot pasta and toss thoroughly.

    **my lemons did not have a lot of juice in them and this came out quite lemony so you may need to back off on the quantity of juice.

  204. Holy crap, I’m bookmarking that recipe Laura.

    And being allergic to garlic is wrong. JUST. WRONG.

  205. The Lady of Buttered Shallot

    http://tinyurl.com/24xrfyb

  206. Dave, this is kind of related to your post. And to think I actually thought Dawson was a conservative. I’m embarrassed I may have mentioned her that way:

    http://tinyurl.com/43jmtev

  207. I’ll try to post mine tomorrow. I was going down the “how the hell does increasing taxes on oil companies lower the price at the pump?” route anyway. I’ll link the Kudlow thing and your post.

  208. Damn, Laura! My mouth is watering!

    But, I’m confused. . . Wiser says that shrimps don’t need to be cooked.

  209. Mare, no problem. Because I have no idea who the hell she is anyway.

  210. Here’s my long form birth certificate:

    ..|./

  211. Andy, I would have sworn she was at the convention. Ah, she was:

    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/Eu2IuTaaZ-d/2008+Republican+National+Convention+Day+3/2Lzwt_24V2a/Rosario+Dawson

  212. The Lady of Buttered Shallot

    http://tinyurl.com/24xrfyb

    Poetry is for fags.

  213. Willows whiten, aspens quiver,
    Little breezes dusk and shiver
    Through the wave that runs for ever
    By the island in the river
    Flowing down to Camelot.

    Love those lines. . .

  214. See what I mean?

  215. Sean – Don’t make me lick you face. . . you might like it.

  216. “Poetry is for fags.”

    Is that like “Will work for food?”

  217. It is an ancient Mariner,
    And he stoppeth one of three.
    By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
    Now wherefore stoppest thou me?

  218. Only one guy gets to lick my face, Chief, and he’s a cocker spaniel.

  219. >> Dave, this is kind of related to your post

    The idea that illegal immigrants pay more in taxes than ExxonMobil is laughable out of the room.

    Now, granted, they pay more than GE.

    Sean M! How do you want to die tonight?

  220. Hey, puppers, for the first time ever I can’t view your gifs…..sad face.

    Tinyurl was acting all weird and shit. They work when I click on ’em now.

    No great loss. Just Dave getting nailed by a flying dildo and Moses shitting all over your blouse.

    Pretty standard gifs, really.

  221. Only one guy gets to lick my face, Chief, and he’s a cocker spaniel.

    The same guy who licks his own ass.

  222. Has the shit head in chief visited the south yet where nearly 350 people have perished in tornados?

  223. Don’t knock it till you try it.

  224. What time did Sean Penn arrive?

  225. Hotspur, yes, Obama visited Tuscaloosa. Rocketboy said, “I’m kinda glad we don’t have power, now we don’t have to watch him.”

  226. Lovely as my behind is, I still wouldn’t want to lick it. Not even dipped in chocolate. I’d get a kink in my neck and kinks make me nauseous.

  227. Sean M! How do you want to die tonight?

    Hmmmmm…trying to decide between hail of bullets and heroin overdose.

    I’ll get back to you.

  228. I’ve got the bullets. . . don’t know where I would get the heroin.

  229. How old is Rocketboy, and why isn’t he brainwashed by his teachers?

  230. kinks make me nauseous.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqbc7X2NQY

    Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

  231. Hello people of the interwebz. I come in peace. Take me to your leader.

  232. I’d get a kink in my neck and kinks make me nauseous.

    You too?

    http://tinyurl.com/3arx2b5

    Blaaaargh!

  233. Pupster – Really? REALLY?

    http://xrl.in/8xfu

  234. Rocketboy is 14. He is the product of two extremely conservative parents and Catholic school. My FIL said you get more conservative as you get older, and that I will give Jesse Helms a run for the money.

  235. Mare, if I were to do it again I’d add some hot red pepper flakes or something snappy like that to liven it up. Definitely some ground coriander.

    And it would be VERY good served cold as a Summer salad, just back off on the butter and substitute some light olive oil or other salad oil so you don’t get a cakey-butter effect on the finished noodles but still have the flavor of butter.

    I didn’t mention; recipe makes 10 lauraw-servings or 2 Rosettas.

  236. Sean beats me to a Kinks comment.

    http://tinyurl.com/44akotv

  237. Howdy Brewfan! How are they biting?

    http://tinyurl.com/2dw8x2h

  238. >> I’d add some hot red pepper flakes

    Now you’re talkin my language.

  239. Wiser says that shrimps don’t need to be cooked.

    True dat. Everyone knows that bottom feeders eat ’em raw….. ;-)

    *ducks and runs*

  240. You know it burns you up inside, puppeh.

  241. hahahahaha.

    we made him cook em.

    after we made his grill work again.

    I didn’t care I was drinkin beer and enjoying the best company ever.

  242. That was pretty cool, Edward.

  243. So I go to visit Facechimp today, and notice that DD#2 has a new profile picture from her recent trip to West Texas for some kind of “extra credit” trip she took with one of her classes to do some nature stuff.

    Decide to look at some of her other pics from the trip, and there’s a pic of her holding a WATER MOCCASIN THAT SHE FOUND AND PICKED UP.

    That girl’s gonna be the death of me…..

  244. Thai red pepper flakes sound good!

  245. Huh?what? where did in go?

  246. Gave my dad the Ancho Mama chili powder Mesa gave me for Sekrit Santa. He likes hotter food than me.

  247. sean: that was a good one

  248. That girl’s father has great big brass balls, I gotta say.

  249. Did anyone else commit ten felonies today?

  250. BiW – No, but Herself planted 3 kinds of peppers. . . does that count?

  251. BiW – No, but Herself planted 3 kinds of peppers. . . does that count?

    Green, Yellow, and Red?

  252. Dinner was prime rib, mashed taters, veggie medley.

    And bourbon.

  253. Also, absolutely beautiful day.

    Warm but not hot, breezy but not windy, sunny but not scorching.

    Niiiiiiice.

    And I had a nice nap and woke up with Morning Wood 2.0.

  254. If I were home, I’d be breakin’ curfew!

  255. XBrad, sounds like an excellent dinner.

    Dad made spaghetti with the Italian sausage salvaged from my freezer.

  256. If I were home, I’d be breakin’ curfew!

    If I were home, I’d be having two up with onions an mustard with fries and gravy on the side at Scotti’s Coney Island.

  257. Chili, Habenero and the famous Idon’trememberthename pepper.

  258. If I were home, I’d be having a Taylor’s porkroll sammich on a Kaiser roll with spicy mustard, along with a cold beer.

  259. Chili, Habenero and the famous Idon’trememberthename pepper.

    Sounds like a great start for eggs and stuff.

  260. The couple we invited to dinner on Monday somehow thought we said Tuesday, so they were no-shows, and we were worried sick about them. As penance, they treated us to a nice dinner at the local restaurant.

    4 hot waitresses in the place, and we get fat old Alberto.

    FML.

    Protip- use a bit more adhesive when eating prime rib.

  261. And I’d be depressed that I was once again in the Flint area, despite the good part of seeing my friends again.

  262. 4 hot waitresses in the place, and we get fat old Alberto.

    Sounds like my one and only trip to Hooters.

    Me and 3 of my best freinds on our way up to St. Ignace for a night of gambling, and we stop off in Bay City for dinner. We got the worst table in the place, with a view of the restroom and the the waitress who looked like she’d had at least ten more years of being rode hard and hung out wet than every other waitress in the place. The food was cold, greasy, and she tried to charge my friend for one more drink than he’d ordered.

    I’ve never been back.

  263. I’ve been to Bay City.

    Nice town hall.

    But it would never occur to me to try going to a Hooters there.

    SoCal, OTOH, has a lot of cute girls working in them.

  264. And I dated a Hooters girl in Colorado Springs for a bit.

    She was a full time reservist SK2 at the Navy Reserve Center at Ft. Carson.

    Cute girl. Of course, and girl that brings me beer and sammiches is by definition “cute.”

  265. One of my co-workers in Houston warned us about the “good Hooters” and the “fat-ass Hooters” near Clear Lake.

  266. Good night

  267. **brings XBrad cold beer and sammiches

  268. So, I show up and Sohos runs away…

    I took a shower!

  269. Time for me to give up interwebz for the night and get the kids to bed. Thank you again for all the prayers. (((serious squishy hugs)))

    and yes, XBrad, I’m going to go watch OTH!

  270. **tackles Roamy**

    **gives her the “Alabama Slammer”**

  271. 410!~!!!!

  272. They are both pretty bad Romy. Twin Peaks is now the hot spot. Good night for real now

  273. I was smoking with the boys upstairs when I heard about the whole affair. . .

  274. Goodnight, lovely SoHoS!

  275. Sohita AND Roamy bailed.

    that’s BULLSHIT.

  276. Other than taking all damn day to play a round, what you been up to, MCPO?

  277. xBrad – Arguing with dipshit liberals who have never been outside the country and tell me how wonderful socialism is to everyone. Fucking idiots, but I won’t let their shit passed unchallenged.

  278. 14 hour day today,
    If there were no other cars on the road, NYC is about 2 hours from here. Today it took 8 hours to get there and back.

    Stupid Yankee fans.

    Dinner kicked ass though.

  279. Joanie loves Chachi

  280. Joanie loves Chachi, but they both hate your guts.

  281. Rosetta loves Brad Pitt

  282. MCPO, one of the nice things about living here is that most folks are pretty conservative. I don’t have to put up with a lot of dipshits telling me how wonderful high taxes are.

  283. MCPO loves Bruce Vilanch

  284. Well. . . Hello there!

    http://bit.ly/iiCkWu

  285. MCPO loves Bruce Vilanch

    Ouch.

    You’ve been hanging with Wiser too much.

  286. (L to R): Rosetta

    http://bit.ly/iiYnDi

  287. I’m hungry. . .

    http://bit.ly/lbN1zp

  288. Rosetta, add shock collar to the STMU shopping list

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGeqc3tPSLU&feature=player_embedded

  289. Scott – They were having too much fun!

  290. Rosetta loves Dieter.

  291. OMG! That was hilarious Scott

  292. Cynabuns!!!

  293. Xbadly!!

  294. Between Scott’s vid, and Cyn showing up, I almost feel compelled to make a “Shocker” joke about the Sun Devils.

  295. Vmax should bring a training collar. Here is a game I just invented……

    Everybody puts $5 into a pool, names go into a hat.

    Name pulled from the hat wins all the cash, but has to wear training collar.

    Winner must leave the area while second name is pulled.

    Second name pulled gets the remote for the rest of the day.

  296. If you come to STLMU and show us how it’s played Scott, I’ll be the first one in.

  297. No Sun Devil jokes today, please. We just paid for our 2011 season football tickets.

    Buy stock in Ramen noodles.

  298. Beef or Shrimp?

  299. I can’t afford stock in Ramen noodles.

    Hell, I can’t afford Ramen noodles~

  300. Beef; and chicken.

    Something about dehydrated shrimp makes me a bit nervous. I suppose it’s better than eating them raw though. o_O

  301. *waves like a crazy at Lauraw*

    Another girl here!

  302. Beef. And ONLY beef.

    I’ve gotten to where I don’t even like the oriental flavor.

  303. I wish they made a moo shu Ramen. Maybe I can dress up the noodles. Have to get creative with it after a while.

  304. Rosetta, add shock collar to the STMU shopping list

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGeqc3tPSLU&feature=player_embedded

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Perhaps to no one’s surprise my brother in law and I did that exact same thing.

    It’s fucking hilarious.

  305. My idea of getting creative with ramen was shooting some of that canned spray cheese into it.

  306. Also, the first guy in that video looks like chumpo.

  307. That explains so much Rosetta.

  308. Mr. Chumpo wins the internets.

  309. Cheeze wiz and Ramen–my boys will love it. Me; not so much. But then I get to drink booze so there’s that.

  310. Way, WAY back in the stone age, one of the MRE menus was dehydrated pork patty with a packet of cheese.

    That and a packet of ramen and some hot water was good eatin’.

  311. That explains so much Rosetta.

    The thing has a dial that goes from 0 to 100 and it’s normally on 50 for Floyd. So when I put the stupid thing on my brother in law didn’t know about the dial so it was on 50.

    When he put it on I turned it to 100 and hilarity ensued.

    Good times.

  312. Shhh! My House rerun episode is back on.

  313. I asked for pictures with water in the pool but you missed me twice and I was kind of wondering if you were against the idea.

    Mare, so sorry I missed your request for pictures of the pool with water. We will get those when the pool is completely finished. Sorry. Lots of stages in getting the nice aggregate look and also needed to replace a filter for cleaning the pool. So the water has not been clear until the past day or so… and it’s still getting clearer.We have three new puking lions are mounted and we are waiting for the fourth to be delivered.

    Also we still need more work done on the pool deck. Hopefully all will be completed next week sometime. Someone’s going kinda crazy.

  314. Did you try it Rosetta??

  315. Which episode of House?

    And would you sleep with Olivia Wilde?

  316. Did you try it Rosetta??

    Yes. It feels like when you stick your weezer in a light socket.

    So I’ve heard.

  317. The one with the two dying brothers; one’s got lukemia and the brother has some infection they can’t figure out.

    I’d hit it.

  318. Weezer in a light socket…

    I won’t be trying THAT anytime soon.

  319. I can’t eat Ramen noodles anymore. Used to love ’em but they taste too salty now.

    Only way I eat Ramen noodles is in the ramen noodle slaw. That’s good stuff.

  320. I’ll be you are sooo ready for your pool to be done Cath. It sounds like it’s been taking a long time.

    Did I see that you saw AS today?

  321. I’m more than a little surprised Mrs. Rosieposie doesn’t have one of those collars on Rosarita all the time.

  322. Ramen is very salty. I usually either increase the water or just don’t dump the full packet in. Bleck.

  323. Yea, Cyn. Went by myself.

  324. What’d you think?

  325. I understand why it’s not getting great ratings.

    But it met my requirements.

    What about you?

  326. I think I more enjoyed the concept and the fact that it pisses off lefties and H’wood types immensely. Some of the scene were very well done, immense and spacious. It would be difficult for anyone to convert the book to script but I think it was done well. I hope to see it again before it leaves town here.

  327. No super fancy CG or special effects; a movie that required you to listen to the dialogue. It wasn’t an Avatar or Iron Man or Transformers; it was an adult movie. That I enjoyed too.

  328. My version of an adult movie is probably skewed somewhat from watching Cartoon Network, though. Your mileage may vary.

  329. I like how the movie tries to follow what the book communicates, but it’s updated enough to modern times. Not everything fits realistically, but who cares? I figure it’s almost like a science fiction that way.

    I enjoyed the scenery too and photography too.

    Started re-reading Atlas Shrugged about a year ago and stopped mid stream. But I think I’ll pick it up again. First time I read the whole thing was back in the early 80s.

    Xbrad? You still here? You are an avid reader… did you ever read Atlas Shrugged?

  330. Either my hair is growing wrong or the chick that gave me my last haircut sucked.

  331. *reads Xbrad’s mind…*

    And I don’t mean adult movie=pr0n.

  332. Sean, I’m guessing you got a sucky hair cut.

  333. I’ve never read any Ayn Rand. Everything I’ve heard was that she was something of a clunky writer. So I spent my time on more frivolous works.

  334. Fun fact:

    I’ve never ordered an “adult” movie from Spankavision while staying in a hotel.

  335. “Sean, I’m guessing you got a sucky hair cut.”

    Going bald and blaming others.

  336. Clunky writer sorta fits, Xbrad.

    Nothing wrong with frivolous.

  337. I’ve got a full head of hair, scott. She cut it alternately too short and unevenly on top. Also, not exactly a whiz with the clippers on the sides and back.

  338. Sean, you’ve always had fucked up hair.

  339. Getting the most awesome cool breeze coming in my window… and I can hear some backyard neighbors chatting quietly and laughing now and again in the distance.

    Also hear little critter chirps. Sweet Peaches is under the desk and trying to give me a tongue bath on my leg.

    Life is good. Gonna sleep well tonight.

  340. Is there a DOG HEAD ON FOOT! situation, Cathy?

  341. Sounds like you need a new hairdresser/stylist/barber, Sean.

    /says the daughter of a hairdresser

  342. Tongue bath!

    Always a good night.

  343. I’m signing off for the night peeps. Sweet dreams to all :-)

  344. I don’t have a particular hairdresser/stylist/barber, Cyn. I just go to Great Clips and expect whoever is behind the chair to be competent. This is really the first bad haircut I’ve had there.

    And, seriously, it’s not like I have a difficult hairstyle. Number 1 around the sides and back, blended to the top so the sides appear straight, finger-length on the top.

  345. G’night, Cyn.

    There was a dog on foot, Xbrad, but she moved behind me now.

  346. G’night, Cyn.

    Sweet dreams of bacon.

  347. Years ago I used to get my hair cut sorta like Jane Fonda in Klute. Several times my stylist would cut the hair on one side at my neck up to an inch shorter than the other side. Once when I went back to get it corrected, by the time the gal got it even my hair was cut in a pixie cut. I was pissed..

    Some years later, one of my favorite stylists told me that this is common when people cross their legs while sitting in the barber chair, because the spine gets shaped into an “S.” I don’t get my hair cut professionally much now that it is so long. But when I do, I try to remember to straighten my spine and plant both my feet in front of me.

  348. We had bacon on our grilled breast of chicken with hot pepper cheese and mango salsa tonight.

  349. The same guy has been cutting my hair for 35 years.

    He charges a bunch, but he is right wing and that is rare around here.

  350. It’s pretty tough to find a decent haircut here for less than $20. And it is impossible to find a barber, as opposed to a cosmetologist.

    You just can’t find a place to shave the back of your neck in CA.

  351. Took the time awhile back to watch the series of YouTube vids in which Mike Wallace interviews Ayn Rand. Here’s the first one if anyone’s interested.

    Been trimming hair at the neck and around the ears on hubby and son for years… usually between their professional haircuts.

  352. Wow, who knew this wasn’t really a hairstyling blog?

    Quick, someone post a recipe!

  353. *mulls over whether or not to make a hair pie joke*

    Nah.

  354. Happy May Day!

    Time for me to turn in.

    G’night, gents.

  355. Goodnight, hot chicks and cool kids.

  356. For better or worse?

    HA HA HA

  357. Y’all dead to me.

    Later taters.

  358. You know, talking about people being dead with that avatard is just a wee bit disturbing.

  359. by the time the gal got it even my hair was cut in a pixie cut.

    Hawt.

    It’s pretty tough to find a decent haircut here for less than $20.

    Cut your own damn hair. Wahl.

    #5 and #3.

    Or does that offend your Cali sensibilities?

  360. Just got all three seasons of Deadwood.

    Will I sleep tonight?

    Btw, Bob Seger still pulls a hell of a crowd. I don’t usually work Saturday nights, they called me in for what I thought would be an early evening — not.

    Asses.

    Handed to us.

    Five hundred people walked through the door in a two hour period to get dinner and drinks before the show. Awesome people, we were crushed ( 350 people ran their drinks through my well, thought I was gonna fall over) and they were extremely kind, patient and generous.

    Now I drink micheladas and wish I was twenty years younger so I wouldn’t wake up sore tomorrow.

    If you don’t know what a michelada is — too bad for you.

  361. Ooh. Wahl. Fancy.

    What, are you too good for a Flowbee?

  362. Ever since my mom attacked me with the vacuum cleaner?

    Yes.

    Bowl cut. Been there done that.

    Never again.

    True story, heh, I was a youngster in the seventies when everyone had long hair. Kept mine #2 short so the nuns couldn’t grad hold of it.

    Everyone in town could spot a St. Michael’s kid…

  363. I had a fucking bowl cut myself until about 1984 or 1985. Jeesh, that was awful.

  364. I escaped to public high school in a town that had decent schools — that took some begging.

    Didn’t cut my hair for two years.

  365. I do have to say though, that the Catholic schools “fixed” the crappy education that I got in my first couple of years when my family lived in Michigan and the school district was run by leftie lunatics who wanted open classrooms and “self lead teaching”, by f-ing elementary school kids.

    In third grade after whatever tests they used to give back then, they skipped me up to a big room with six classrooms in it filled with fourth, fifth and sixth graders and we would wander from class to class.

    I was fine with english and other classes where — you didn’t actually have to know anything before you got there.

    Math.

    Yeah.

    Not so much.

    The math teacher, who was one of the people who fought for the system, realized that I wasn’t going to be able to keep up made me sit next to her desk — at the back of the class and stay out of the way. And, bitched about how it was not her responsibility to get me up to speed.

    Of course I failed and they had the parent teacher conferences about why it was that I couldn’t pass — never mind that the stuff being taught was years above what I’d ever seen.

    I got sent home with all of the homework that I hadn’t been allowed to do during that term.

    My mom made me sit there and learn it.

    Tested out.

    Soon after that we moved back to Chicago and they gave me to the nuns.

    No wonder.

    Won’t even tell you about the story from kindergarden when I colored everything in black and they dragged my parents in because they thought I was messed up.

    Oh wait, it was because the teacher made us line up in alphabetical order to get the crayons and by the time I got there that was all that was left.

    Took the school a couple of months to actually ask me why, and I told them at a meeting with my parents and the school psych — my dad was PISSED.

  366. I actually went to school in a decent public school system, and I got sent to a school psychologist because I was “acting out” (i.e. being a bored little boy) just before the “Hey, let’s medicate everybody” craze took off.

    There might be a lot more kids in “gifted” programs (if they still call them that) these days if they could figure out that kids get bored in grade school sometimes and that doesn’t mean they have some kind of mental imbalance.

  367. I went to high school in a great public school system (in the burbs), the other one was when we lived on the edge of a big city and they bussed us around.

    Inmates running the asylum.

    Might have something to do with why I have NEVER in one day of my life ever considered being a liberal.

    In high school, everyone was enamored with John Anderson from Illinois (that was his tagline) as the great independent for president — well, I was in Illinois.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Anderson

    Ronald Fucking Reagan.

    Loved it.

  368. First vote I ever cast was for Reagan for his second term.

  369. This is delightful to no end — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama_Republican

  370. Good morning. Today’s gif is brought to you by job competence.

    http://tinyurl.com/6c5a8d4

  371. A new poat has been poated. It’s lame, but it’s not old and crusty like this one.


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