Hello Honey Bees, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Beruit, Lebanon on February 10th, 1993. She is an adult model and porn star, has a kick-ass plastic surgeon, and is the proud recipient of at least 10 fatwas. She stands 5’2″ tall, 120 lbs, and measures 34DDD-26-40. Please stop ululating long enough to welcome Miss Mia Khalifa!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Whatever your research techniques are, I approve!
Wakey wakey
*gets in touch with my Lebanese roots*
Those… glasses!
Stop touching your Lebanese root, Jimbro, you’ll go blind.
Mmmmmlebanesegirlsmmmmm
In that first picture she kind of looks like Laura San Giacomo.
Shawn, if you’re around today, drop me a g-string
kthx!
I’m making a blade-in chuck roast with the foil envelope method. I’ll let you know how that turns out in about 4 hours.
She grew up just across the lake from Laura San Giacomo. They’re practically neighbors.
Lebanese or Lesbianese?
Yes
LUGanese.
She made the HQ morning news dump today, too:
http://www.jammiewf.com/2015/this-should-go-over-well-lebanese-porn-start-performs-wearing-hijab/
Does BenK lurk?
I should try this. Maybe in like, December, though.
She’s closer to gay-for-pay, I suspect.
It was nice hearing from old friends yesterday.
Speaking of friends, here’s a photo of me and my favorite faggot.
So you guys got together?
What’s with the beard?
Ghetto bar has too much lighting. Maybe it’s because that’s the only way Hotspur doesn’t get shanked.
At some point, I have to go out and shovel and haul some water to the horses.
Yay.
Nah, I lightened the photo because we were too dark. I wanted you to be sure to see what dork he is.
Yeah, it’s actually plenty dark enough to shank someone in there.
Has anyone heard from MJ?
Shucks. I’ve been off the grid for a few days and just caught up. I’m going to go have a good cry, and tell Michael to be well.
That’s a good picture.
Hi squirrel
I was stuck in some bad weather and didn’t have my computer so I watched television. Cabin fever is a bad thing.
Friend: Really?! You’ve been reduced to watching Maury Povich?
Me: Well, they don’t have that high-brow shit like Sally Jesse Raphael any longer.
Friend: How can you watch that?
Me: That bitch Lakesha is cheating on her boyfriend. I knew I couldn’t trust her.
If MJ is outside in Detroit right now, the snow is probably touching the bottom of his beard.
My neighbor shoveled two hours ago.
I can’t even see where he was now. I’ll try to clear his drive and mine before the wives get home
If MJ is outside in Detroit right now, the snow is probably touching the bottom of his beard.
So less than 3″ of snow?
Looks to be about 5″ with drifts as high as 7″, GO.
Holy moly. MJ had better buy a Sno-Cat from Toys R Us.
Comment by George Orwell on January 9, 2015 12:51 pm
Holy moly. MJ had better buy a Sno-Cat from Toys R Us.
At this rate, he’ll never make it back to the tree in time for his shift at the cookie press!
MJ won’t be too upset if he misses his shift. He’s tired of being bullied by the Keebler elves.
I thought it was Tinkerbelle pushing him around.
Im in Florida, fagholes.
No cookies, no peace!
So, the new story at AoSHQ delineates the stupidity of the PC crowd. Now, every black person is an african american, because it’s just too yucky to call them black. Except that the asshole they’re referring to isn’t an american.
My architect friend Damian would qualify as an african american since he’s from South Africa, except he’s as white as I am.
Stop! My boss just walked by and looked at me weird with my bad attempts at covering up the laughs!
I want to know why it’s still okay to refer to me as “caucasian” when my ancestry has fuckall to do with the Caucasus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_race
I object to being called white. I am sort of pale orange-salmon colored.
Well, I was. Now I’m sort of grey-green except for the parts where the bones show through.
So Andrew Cuomo calls a black Frenchman “African-American.” But it’s Sarah Palin who is the perpetual dingbat.
Andrew can see Mecca’s minarets from his house!
Afrofrog.
Ha! Nice BBF, Buffalone.
She came up in a discussion over at the Mothership. Some commenters say that, by pron standards, she’s skanky. Others say she’s not.
Snow is now pouring from the sky in a torrent.
Time to go haul water to the horses and shovel.
The French have a term “pied-noir” or “black-foot” for French people of European ancestry who originally emigrated to French Algeria and then returned home.
My architect friend Damian would qualify as an african american since he’s from South Africa, except he’s as white as I am.
My FIL’s old partner, back when he was an evil cop, was a big white dude from South Africa. They were cops in PG County, Maryland, which is right outside DC. He took great delight in yelling at black perps about how he was actually african american.
It’s racist that snow is exclusively white.
Afrofrog.
++
Yeah, but there’s black ice. Now that there is some racist shit.
Leon, do you ever feed your horses a loaf of bread as a treat? It’s hilarious to watch a horse polish off a loaf in 30 seconds.
Watch out where those huskies go
Don’t you eat that yellow snow
So we have Asians covered.
No, I’d have to buy bread to do that.
Icebergs are white
An iceberg assaulted the Titanic
Proportionally more of the poorer ethnicities lost their lives
Therefore James Cameron’s film proved the disaster was caused by rich white men
“Hoarfrost” is offensive to sex workers
White outs on the interstate proportionately affect a larger number of white people. The fuckers have it coming.
A co-worker is fighting colon cancer. They just had a breast cancer fundraising 5K run here. He ran in it wearing blue instead of pink. To anyone who asked why he was wearing blue, he replied explaining his situation and that he wanted it to be a T and A run.
Shoulda worn a brown t-shirt.
“Bring me my brown pants!”
This is fucking awesome.
http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/2015/01/08/if-you-can-read-this-i-guess-i-didnt-block-you-yesterday-during-jesuischarlie/
Looks like things are just peachy in Paris and the suburbs this morning.
Roamy, my pastor tells that joke AT LEAST once a year from the pulpit.
GO, that’s outstanding.
Afrofrog?
http://tinyurl.com/kqjgzv4
I want to know why it’s still okay to refer to me as “caucasian” when my ancestry has fuckall to do with the Caucasus.
Do Germanic tribes have fuckall to do with the Caucasus?
Turns out Mia K. is of Christian origin according to some internet research. One of her tattoos is of the Lebanese Forces symbol:
http://is.gd/rZ08cE
The whole hijab porn thing is probably a Look At Me move to get page views. As JWF says, hopefully the Muslim crazies are preoccupied elsewhere.
Read this. Seriously.
http://takimag.com/article/nous_sommes_tous_des_francais_gavin_mcinnes
Heh, smart people have fun humor.
“Research”
I took a look at some of her work. She’s a very naughty girl. The kind you don’t bring home to mama.
I brought your mom home to mama.
My research also confirms I’d share my hummus with her if she shared her raw kibbeh
Some commenters say that, by pron standards, she’s skanky. Others say she’s not.
Some people are fucking dumb.
La stupidité. Elle brûle.
French President Francois Hollande decried “racism and anti-Semitism” in the wake of the deadly siege of a kosher grocery store in Paris in his televised address.
The president also stressed that the actions of the hostage takers “have nothing to do with Islam.”
George, of course Hollande would say that when Jews are the victims.
Why would he even bring up racism? What racism occurred other than what the muslims did?
TV news was on earlier when I was waiting between cases. My medical student joined the conversation with some of the OR staff and said the line about “These terrorists and their actions are not Islam”. She’s been indoctrinated well.
Today in Compare and Contrast, a member of Conservatism Inc. vs. a member of the so-called Dark Enlightenment.
HUGH HEWITT: On this show yesterday, Lindsey Graham said this is a religious war. Now we have a minute left, Mark. I’m glad someone finally said it. It’s not a war with Islam, but it’s a war with a portion of Islam, both Sunni and Shiia.
———-
Steve Sailer:
Perhaps the most quoted social philosopher of our time famously asked:
“Can we all get along?”
Well, when it comes to Muslims and Westerners, the answer is:
No, we can’t.
So, deal with it. When we get in each other’s faces, we get on each other’s nerves. It’s time to get out of each other’s faces.
Westerners and Muslims don’t agree on the basics of social order and don’t want to live under the same rules. That shouldn’t be a problem because that’s what separate countries are for. We should stop occupying their countries and stop letting them move to ours.
said the line about “These terrorists and their actions are not Islam”.
Apparently there are no longer any True Scotsmen.
http://bit.ly/1wDqQfg
She’s a very naughty girl. The kind you don’t bring home to mama.
But you do bring out to grab a beer with your dad, because you want to rub his face in the fact that you’re tapping that.
RationalWiki is a hate site.
But then, so is wikipedia, and conservapedia is run by heretics.
This is how we roll in Michigan
Did you ask your student how she knows that, Jimbro, when we have been dealing with islam’s shit since Thomas Jefferson days?
Nap fail. Phooey.
It’s a fine line beasn. I try to just focus on the medicine side of things with them and avoid politics. Not that I think it would happen but I don’t need them complaining about me. If they look at my computer screen and have half a brain they can figure out my take on the world. They’re 25-30 year olds who have been in the academic world since the age of 5 and don’t know any difference. Once they leave residency and deal with making a payroll a lot change their tune. Some are hopeless no matter what. We call them the new surgeon general.
The islamists sure think it’s Islam.
Hotspur:
1. Do you or Hotbride drink Scottish tea?
b. If so, what type and where do you get it?
z. How’s she doing, btw?
The reason I ask is that I got a tea sampler with both Irish Breakfast and English Breakfast tea in it and it dawned on me that I had no idea what the difference was between them. When I looked it up they mentioned Scottish Breakfast tea and said it was the strongest type. Hence the question.
Pretty sure harming infidels is the reason Islam exists at all. As in, Mohammed invented it as a way to get his tribe organized to fight their neighbors.
Jimbro, I don’t drink tea. When HotBride does it’s usually an herb tea.
She’s a bit better. Some days she relapses, but never as bad as the fall.
We’re still waiting for an appointment with the jews in Denver. But I just read there’s a huge fucking flu outbreak there. Not sure we want her exposed to that.
Well, if you remember, ask her for an opinion anyway. Hopefully you guys can get the consult and some answers or treatment advice at some point.
There’s a tea shop in town where I might be able to try some. It’s been open about a year and it’ll probably shut down before too long. (A tea shop? In a one stoplight town? Lousy idea).
Hi kids, it’s your favorite empty suit.
Flu outbreak here is so bad the paramedics couldn’t find a nearby ER to take my 90-year-old neighbor to last night when he was having a medical emergency. All the ERs were fully loaded.
Ugh, that’s awful.
Must be all those new insurance holders.
Just spitballing here, but…..boomerangs!
Posted by: Deep Thoughts With Cher at January 09, 2015 05:14 PM (MMC8r)
I’ve been laughing for minutes now. That’s some funny shit right there!
Free ER healthcare, free Obamaphones, what’s next, free community college?
That and shooting tear gas and darts at terrorists.
Good to see Mr. Kinison in the room again.
Good to be back, thanks. Been traveling a lot over the last couple of years, plus lots of ungood family stuff.
They have internet in all those other places too. Just sayin!
Why stop at 2 years of community college? Why not a free 4 year college? Give it all away! Surely we, the richest nation in the world, can afford to do that!
I feel like I just wrote Lizzie Warren’s campaign platform.
That’s crazy talk.
I meant crazy talk about the internet in other places. Won’t believe it until I see it. Or someone gives it to me free.
what’s next, free community college?
Gotta bribe the millenials before the Obamacare tax-penalty-mandate makes them sour.
From the We Never Learn department:
Mitt Romney told a group of longtime supporters on Friday that he is considering running for president in 2016, POLITICO has learned.
“Everybody in here can go tell your friends that I’m considering a run,” the 2012 Republican presidential nominee said at a private meeting in New York with about 30 former donors, according to one source.
Friday, bags of vag.
At this point, I would vote for Josef Stalin over Obama. How could he be any worse?
Obama’s dog would be a better choice than Obama, but Romney couldn’t beat a mutt. Even one in a cage on top of his station wagon.
Felicitations, puppet of cloth.
Romney had the momentum after the first debate, but never showed up in the last two. Opportunity wasted.
I’m okay with it. Mitt and Jeb can split the democrat vote.
Should clear a path for Walker to be carried forward on his throne of skulls atop a sedan made of crystallized union tears.
That’s beautiful, Leon. I’m gonna use that.
I like your prognostication, Leon.
Good day, holes of dill.
Good afternoon, smokers of Jenkum.
Greetings, infidel agent of imperialist Western espionage.
Not to split hairs, but methinks you don’t smoke jenkum, you huff it.
And by “you” I mean “your mom.”
I’m trying like heck to have some hope. But honestly, I look at the pool of people who’d be YAY MITT and the people who’d be YAY JEB and they’re by and large the same people, i.e. the ones who like Boehner.
“Talk in Washington is that Hillary is furious with Bill about all this new information on Jeffrey Epstein,” said a DC insider familiar with both Epstein and the Clintons.
Bill’s name has popped up in 2011 court documents relating to Epstein after a woman said to be Virginia Roberts filed a bombshell suit alleging she was Epstein’s teen “sex slave” and paid $15,000 to bed Epstein’s pal, Britain’s Prince Andrew.
Hillary is only angry because Bill didn’t pay Monica Lewinsky a competing wage.
Oh sweet Mohammed on a bacon sandwich. Carly Fiorina is mumbling about running for president. Republicans: Because recycling is virtuous.
Jeb is a complete squish; Romney would, at least, have a robust foreign policy, rebuild the military that Obama has decimated, and project resolve. I can live with that.
Plus, Romneycare!
Well, there’s that.
Oh sweet Mohammed on a bacon sandwich. Carly Fiorina is mumbling about running for president. Republicans: Because recycling is virtuous.
Say what you will about Obama’s inexperience when he won in 2008, at least he had run for office successfully a couple of times before that.
I hate it when secret agents have irrefutable points.
I spent today buying ammo and evaluating my home defense gun choice.
Ditching the Glock and going with the Mossberg 500, pistol grip.
The sound of a shotgun racking a round does a great job of ‘clarifying the mind’.
Old saying of my grand-dad’s, who’s sermons are available on line if you need some old-school Primitive Baptist Churchin’.
http://www.paradisepbc.org/Video/MR_Altom.htm
I too would choose Mitt over Jeb. Romneycare <<< Common Core and Amnesty.
I pray, however, that it doesn't come to that.
There is no better home defense weapon than a shotgun, without question. But I wouldn’t ditch the Glock, either.
I’ve thought about getting a Mossberg, but a hunting/gun-owning friend says never get a pistol grip. Don’t know why.
Leverage, I’m guessing.
There is no better home defense weapon than a shotgun, without question.
I was raised with Claymores hidden around all the entrances, and by gum, that’s how I likes it!
Wow, thanks for the link, “George Orwell.” Never been here before but this blog is very cool — one after my own heart. I’m only a 34C though, so I’ll let myself out… 🙂 Thanks again, boys! I’m adding this site to my RSS feeds.
Oh, she’s gonna love Mondays.
I bet she’s going to squee when she sees HHD.
*faints with fanboy daze*
I worship the feet of Kathy Shaidle. The rest of her ain’t bad either.
Any other Hostage’s use a shotgun for a bed-side gun?
Thinking 4 shot/1 shot/4 shot.
If Kathy Shaidle ever drops a comment about cover song theory, we’ll know she’s been hooked.
George,
The Mossberg comes with the shoulder stock, which is easily removed.
I’m a large man and recoil is not an issue, so I like the maneuverability of the pistol grip mod. Lot faster to put on target than a shoulder stock.
It’s a shotgun, close is good enough.
Aw man, Eric, she ran off before we could ask her about bullwhips.
I bet she’s going to squee when she sees HHD.
That’s nothing compared to MMM.
Aw man, Eric, she ran off before we could ask her about bullwhips.
If you have to ask about the bullwhips, you can’t afford the bullwhips.
Phat, I don’t but I should. Hause Frau is fine with the SA .32 and .22 semi auto that we have. That said. Scatter guns are best for so many reasons.
I’ve never fired a Moss, nor have I fired any assault setup shotguns. I guess they are better for home sec due to the shorter barrel length, Makes sense.
A pistol grip would be useless for hunting, but I can’t think why it wouldn’t be fine for a home defense weapon. On the other hand, all of the shotguns I’ve fired have had a hell of a kick. I’m not sure I would want to fire one with a pistol grip. It might sprain my wrist.
ONE of my New Year’s Resolution’s was to get back in touch with the big G.
There is a Primitive Baptist Church not far from here. I am going on Sunday. It’s the faith in which I was raised.
http://www.littleflockpbc.org/blog/about.html
If I don’t comment on Sunday it’s because I burst into flames upon entry…
Or the Cowboy game is on…
OK, if there is no comment after the Cowboy game, it means my soul is in trouble.
I’ve fired pistol grip shotguns, and didn’t enjoy it. I’ll take a stock, TYVM.
That’s what I read Jewstin. It’s harder to hit a target and it hurts too much to practice.
if there is no comment after the Cowboy game, it means my soul is in trouble
Or the New Tony Romo let the Old Tony Romo take over in the fourth quarter.
HTTR
Pistol grip bullwhips are the way to go.
Jewstin,
The Mossberg 500 with a home defense load has very little ‘kick’.
Seriously, I don’t know where this ‘bad kick’ rep comes from.
First of all, you are trying to SAVE YOUR LIFE! Deal with the bruise later.
Mossberg 500’s are very cheap and most ranges probably have one you can rent. Take it for a test drive. I’ve found I’m very accurate from the hip (pistol grip) at 20′. Put the shoulder stock on and it’s a serviceable skeet shooter.
You can hit a target easily with a pistol grip. Just grab the shotgun by the barrel and swing hard.
Pistol grip bullwhips are the way to go.
*searches for bullwhips with detachable magazines*
Pistol grip bullwhips are the way to go.
Only if you haven’t converted your bullwhip to full auto.
Ithaca Model 37 Featherlight 12ga. loaded with double aught buck. Nothing beats the sound of racking in that first round. Hope I never have to.
You never go full auto.
I thought assault bullwhips were outlawed in favor of midnight basketball programs.
Never swing it by the barrel. Use the stock because it’s made to hold onto. The barrel does just as much damage. Hope I never have to do this either.
BTW, checked out some of our BBF model’s professional work.
She is enthusiastic, but the fake boobs are a turn off.
Remington 870 Express Super Magnum under the bed.
WTF? The FBI is going to ask DoJ to press felony charges against General “Sexy” Petraeus for providing classified material to his side dish?
I thought assault bullwhips were outlawed in favor of midnight basketball programs.
HA!
You have GOT to get out of California.
I have a Mossberg, but I haven’t fired it yet. The range I go to doesn’t like them.
Hotspur,
I have an Ithaca ’37. Use it for dove hunting.
Gun under the bed is the 500.
I’ve been debating going with a carbine for the bed gun, but the shot gun rules for ‘shock and awe’.
If I was under serious assault, I’d go with my carbine, but we’re talking about petty criminals.
I want to put a GAU-8/A Avenger under my bed but I can’t figure out where to eject the spent casings.
Remington 870 Express Super Magnum under the bed.
What kind of batteries does that take? I’m asking for a friend.
Big batteries. And lots of them.
Remington 870 Express Super Magnum under the bed.
That’s funny. You kept it with you in the office the last time I visited you.
Springfield Armory XDm loaded with 9mm hollow points. 2 magazines is 38 rounds, 1 in the chamber is 39. Streamlight TLR-1 light mounted on it and a Surefire hand light all in a GunVault safe cus I got kids and kids like to investigate things despite admonitions not to.
Is the Remington 870 purple? Car in would like to know.
George,
Sounds like someone is concerned about Petraeus’s political prospects.
Trying to ‘clear the battlefield’.
Met the guy a couple of times back when I was in (served as his pilot twice).
Very impressive, very brilliant. Surprised me he had the ‘pussy blindspot’. Really didn’t get that vibe from him.
If they try to slime him it will not work. He has at least much on the political operatives than they have on him.
Wiser and me cannot have a decent phone conversation, we laugh too much.
His fault.
That’s funny. You kept it with you in the office the last time I visited you.
Did I??
*blinks sweet ‘n innocently*
If they try to slime him it will not work. He has at least much on the political operatives than they have on him.
It will be interesting if this Petraeus story just dies.
Oh dear. Hugh Hewitt is pushing Romney hard again. Right now. Saying he won’t even have to show up to debate the other GOP candidates.
I hope I heard that right, it was so stupid.
Much like how Rosetta’s hands were made to caress a bullwhip, a man’s hands were made for the Mossberg.
Seriously, go fire it pistol grip on a pistol range. It is a blast.
Hey Shawn, drop me an email.
I have some special pictures of Wiser. Only you.
Five people reportedly were shot Friday afternoon during an attempted robbery of a Shawnee gun store, according to police.
…
The store, She’s A Pistol, caters to female gun owners and offers self-defense and gun safety classes.
Darwin in action.
Yeah, but the shop owner died.
Unfortunately one of the owners died…stupid Darwin missed.
*lowers chin to chest and whispers, “Dave’s Special Pictures”*
Much like how Rosetta’s hands were made to caress a bullwhip
Like Secret deodorant. Strong enough for a man, but made for an out and proud homosexual.
Damn. Missed that about the owner.
So, Cyn kept her shotgun close when meeting Brad.
*smiles inwardly at Brick Heck reference*
Hey Shawn, drop me an email.
I’m not sure this “Shawn” guy has your email address handy. Could you tell me whay it is so I can pass it on if he pops in?
http://is.gd/T8lK0E
Remington 870, but just a 20 gauge “youth model” because it had the shortest length of pull. And no, it isn’t pink. Have had it out since the news broke about Charlie Hebdo. I am… unpopular among the local muzzies.
A new look for Dickbutt. Hi, NSA!
http://is.gd/Gk3Nx9
Kathy, let them know you coat the shells with the blood of pigs.
Hey, pig blood is useful for boudin noir.
Tell them you dip the ammo in poodle urine.
Poodles are higher up on the scale. Stick with what you know works.
Speaking of pigs, Erick Erickson had an interesting time trolling the “no True Muslim” simpletons on Twitter.
http://bit.ly/14CgG75
Dear France, wrap their bodies in the carcasses of pigs.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) January 9, 2015
The outrage from people in the media has proven the point.
To do this would be to exacerbate the situation and cause further strife and outrage among muslims. And we could not have that, could we?
So either they are the muslims the media has claimed they were not or . . .
Cyn, I just have to get out of Klownifornia.
It appears Tom Steyer is eyeing the Babs Boxer vacancy.
*shudders*
I look at the last group of 4-star’s that I had personal interaction with:
-Mattis (total fucking dick, but maybe that’s what we need)
My favorite quote from him:
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
-Dempsey (Smart, but a political general)
Good guy, great commander.
-Gen Mark Welsh
The best military leader I have met since Schwarzkopf.
I am not joking. If he asked me to put on the flight suit and go back into combat, I would do it. Listen to a youtube video and then extrapolate that I was a young 2Lt and he was a Capt when we flew together.
Yeah, I’d run through a wall for that guy.
Steyer is not a professional politician and his being in the Senate seriously defangs his personal funding adventures. Younger liberal Turks like Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsome are the longer-term threats, in my opinion.
Where in California are you?
Let’s hope so, P. It’s just the idea of that self-serving human turd buying his way into the Senate that rankles. Certainly someone like Newsom is a more experienced politician. Of course, in the offing, it makes little difference. Klownifornia will elect a hard-left toady who will use his office to line his family’s pockets. Like Feinstein and her crony crapitalist husband have with our “high-speed rail” project from nowhere to nowhere.
Los Angeles area. Blue as ultramarine.
Steyer will never pass the IQ test required to take over Boxer’s seat.
I mean, unless he deliberately tanks it.
I’m behind the Orange Curtain, which is steadily, relentless turning blue.
Didn’t Boxer win some “Dumbest Member of Congress” poll a few years ago?
Wow. Our cop shooting today was 2 plainclothes officers shooting each other. Narcotics bust was clean.
Steyer will never pass the IQ test required to take over Boxer’s seat.
IQ tests use real, not imaginary numbers.
Remington 870 Express Super Magnum
Did you get yours in Assault Weapon Black like I did?
I’ve debated finding a smith to drill out the magazine dimples so I can extend the tube up to 8 rounds.
I miss NM already, Oso. Not the shooting part, though.
i = sqrt(-1) > IQ(Barbara Boxer)
Sadly, Mark Welsh is sane and harbors no political ambitions.
If you are in a management position, you could do worse than this speech.:
Not the shooting part, though/i
Then come to Newport Beach. Five gunshots just outside of our living room window a few weeks ago while my wife was sitting on the couch.
Damn formatting. I blame George Bush.
If you buy by your inlaws, you should be good. Our best months are June and October. The skies and temps are awesome.
In freaking Newport?
Sheesh. And De Blasio isn’t even mayor anywhere here.
We’ll probably visit over Easter week. Look forward eating again at Martín’s Restaurant.
Man, some of those trailer home neighborhoods visible from the freeway between Santa Fe and Albuquerque are depressing, though.
Yep. We’ve got a growing gang issue here in spite of the city’s reputation.
I blame George Bush.
Aw man, that takes me back. Good times, man.
We blame congress now.
Bbbbut there are democrats in Congress! They can’t be blamed.
Man, some of those trailer home neighborhoods visible from the freeway between Santa Fe and Albuquerque are depressing, though.
Filthy 1%er.
Hater.
Only shooting I hear around these parts is when they go after the Blacks by the river
http://tinyurl.com/pawvflw
I lived in a trailer park outside Albuquerque. There were 4 adults, 2 kids, and a psychotic doberman.
I think I lasted 4 days.
There were 4 adults, 2 kids, and a psychotic doberman.
Sounds like most of Riverside County.
Dan calls Hondo “Deliverance, NM”. He makes banjo noises around my Grammo’s family. Trailers are considered a luxury in the valley.
You knew the doberman was about to bite you if he wagged his tail.
Only shooting I hear around these parts is when they go after the Blacks by the river
http://tinyurl.com/kszvzc7
There is a rather large abandoned factory outlet/mall near the highway in between ABQ and Santa Fe, apparently empty for years. Weird looking empty place.
You knew the doberman was about to bite you if he wagged his tail.
I think Mare was the same way.
Only shooting I hear around these parts is when they go after the Blacks by the river
http://youtu.be/IhkrvBNnAcw
(Sorry to step on your toes, scott.)
Yep. Budagher’s. Santa Fe opened an outlet mall at roughly the same time with the same stores. It has been a movie set, a Christmas light destination, and an Indian art storefront.
Is that what it was? On the western side of the freeway? Very creepy.
When the Indians were running it, you could rent the empty stores for parties etc.
Went to a few receptions and graduation parties there.
At least ABQ airport is a piece of cake compared to LAX or even the other Los Angeles airports. I mean, the bathrooms were actually clean.
About 10 years ago we had a black guy who worked in the OR as a scrub tech. He was an Army vet and originally from Jacksonville. He was an excellent joke teller and used to tell me various tall tales and shaggy dog stories during closing time. He started dating a local girl and told me a story about a bunch of her dad’s friends talking about the best time to go shooting Blacks when he was with them. He’s moved on to other places. VaNess, he was a funny bastard who knew his shit.
We went through Tesuque while in Santa Fe. Multimillion dollar estates next to 800 sqft crumbling bungalows.
LAX is a nightmare. The best way to deal with flying in and out of there is to apply for TSA pre-check approval. Just got mine. It’s sweet.
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Gooberintexas -t- gmale . Etc
LAX is a nightmare. The best way to deal with flying in and out of there is to
apply for TSA pre-check approvallook for a flight into Ontario or Burbank or John Wayne instead.fixt
Our airport is simple and low key. Did you get a breakfast burrito?
Burbank is easier, but has the feel of a giant public bathroom at the beach.
Check your male bag, goob.
I had a green chile beer at ABQ, Oso.
You can have some fun for not a whole lot of money in those public bathrooms.
Or so I’ve heard.
As Californians move in, Tesuque to the north and Pecos to the east are seeing more and more estates right next to family adobes. In San Patricio, the Hurd/Wyeth family set up their gallery years ago, next to ranchos and adobes of locals.
According to your friend who was asking about the batteries, I take it.
My TSA pre-check is being processed. Been flying once a month for the last year.
I have now ensured that I won’t need to fly for 5 years.
uh-oh.
done, thanks
I don’t fly enough anymore to really feel like doing it, but I do hate those airports without the x-ray things.
Full body scanners in ABQ.
Empty your pockets, stand on the painted feet, and walk.
Forgot the Hands Up, Don’t Shoot.
I put my hands on my head every time. And I usually leave my crucifix under my shirt to test the scanners.
Sometimes they don’t see it, but they trip on the thickness of the flaps on my pants pockets.
I don’t take off my medals.
Those scanners always pick up the nails in my coffin.
I never take off my crucifix and have never had a problem. I don’t think the sensitivity level that fine.
I never take off my tinfoil hat.
Happy Howdy Hostages!
I never take off my shorts. I”m a nearly nude.
I never take off my tinfoil hat.
Luap Nor?
Vmax, I had a lot of fun with my inlaws’ golden retriever in Santa Fe.
I usually leave the titanium in my leg
thx phat
Security wise I find Tampa is pretty quick to get through. Hobby is meh.
I forgot I had a spare can of Copenhagen in my pocket once. The lid tripped the detector, and then it took three TSA jerks to grill me, rummage through my bags, and search me.
Tobacco is Evil Terrorist Racist Islamophobe!
Plus, the TSA is gay.
I never take off my shorts.
Thank you!
Goldens are fun George,
Gabe is so old he is blind deaf and falls down a lot.
We get into slap fights, tug o sock, and paws on top every day. He and Zeke play lots too.
I think if I had some Charlie Hebdo cartoons on me at the airport I would be arrested tout de suite. Because Muslim Sensivity.
Sammy the golden is ten, but still has plenty of energy. He does, however, go all Jekyll and Hyde when seeing another dog. Hates other dogs. Otherwise, sweet and not at all barky. Obeys commands.
The last time I was in an airport was before 9/11/01. I know I’m probably missing out on a ton of fun, but I just haven’t needed to fly anywhere.
If by “missing out on a ton of fun,” you mean “handled with less care than a USPS parcel,” yeah, you have a point.
My crucifix is fairly large and I keep it on a thick steel chain, so it gets noticed sometimes. I haven’t kept track of which cancer-ray machines spot it and which don’t.
I think it’s bedtime.
Good-night, sweet leon; And flights of veiny angels sing thee to thy rest.
We had a trip to WDW in Oct of ’01. My ticket was under “Connie” not Constance. Trip had been booked pre-9/11. We “Officially” went into Afghanistan the Sunday before we flew home. Dumbass TSA guy didn’t realize Connie was a diminutive for Constance. I’ve had to travel as Constance ever since. Good thing I wasn’t named Fatima.
Dan’s gout meds went up $30. Even the pharmacist was shocked. LOL
I’ve been watching The Axeman’s insulin creep up over the last few months too. Stupid profity Big Pharma corporation-y corporations!
Good night kids!
Nighty dreams, Phat.
Sorry, just very tired and my only kid is kinda a pain.
Gotta pay for the FSA. When WalMart created the $4 scrips and everyone fell in line it was great. ACA comes along and there are strict rules against generics and WalMart is being forced by the gov to increase prices. Lots of insurances are tied into CVS and Walgreens limiting consumer choice. My Mom has to get her insulin through the VA now. She used to get the same amt for less $$ at WalMart.
You only hate Obamacare because racism. WalMart only raised prices because racism. The nation elected Licorice Dick twice and the insurance corporations supported ACA only because racism. Your griping is because racism.
This is careful progressive nuance.
Cyn, if my daughter ever met your son it would be horrible.
Not really.
Actually it would be pretty cool.
Got to warn you, youngest phatspawn is a very stand-offish.
-phat
The Axeman is quite the charmer, Phat; could be fun to be in-laws.
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Nighty time for Cyn / I’m out myself… just can’t seem to get enough sleep lately.
Hugs.
As I posted at “The Lexicans”, I will comment here, then I will sleep:
What it comes down to, is that Islam and the West are NOT compatible.
We have our own laws and constitutions. Sharia law does not figure into them, nor does “honor killings”, nor killing anyone who has insulted “the prophet”.
These are irreconcilable differences.
The only solution is to expatriate those who would follow Islam.
That, after all, is why we have countries.
Those who would follow Islam could live in their countries.
We, of the West should never tread there.
If they wish to live in the 7th century, let them do it.
Also, no airline-flights, in-or-out to Western countries.
On the other paw, those who would follow Islam should NEVER be allowed to immigrate into the West.
This would solve it.
If those of the Islamic countries should try to invade or subjugate a Western country, turn them to glowing glass.
So it is written, so, let it be done…
Axeman sounds cool. Uncle MJ is gonna get him laid someday. I just hope he returns the favor.
H2 meat up:Next gen. Salud, ChrisP.
OMG OMG OMG
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Presses 1 for English on Lauraw. What is Belgian Endive? Can it be smoked?
MOM!!!!!!! LAURA’S TRYING TO LINK A .PDF!!!!1
Did anybody pretend that anybody else’s jacket wasn’t in the Lost and Found because they wanted it for themselves today?
What is Belgian Endive?
Tasty, when cut in half lengthwise and lightly sauteed in butter.
Anything can be smoked
Cano! Long time no seafood.
How’s the busty Filipina diving business going?
I’m good. How’s tricks?
There’s a sever shortage of busty Filapinas here, but no snow, so we’ve got that going for us.
I think I saw snow briefly in 2010.
Opened up for Nickleback at Burchmount Stadium.
In-FOR-mer…
Hey Americano!
My flight into Colorado Springs was diverted to Grand Junction, on the opposite side of the state. When we landed the captain announced that due to mechanical problems the plane would not be taking off again that night, and so they’re trying to arrange for a plane and crew out of Salt Lake City. So now I’m waiting in the terminal of the Grand Junction Airport, which is shut down for the night, and hoping to get home at a reasonable hour, like before 5am.
I’ll probably end up in Globe, AZ.
Hahaha GlobeAlex.
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OMG OMG OMG
I think she just peed herself a little.
Hey Car in
Derp
In the end you’ll still be you
One that’s done all the things you set out to do
Derp
There’s a cross for you to bear
Things to go through if you’re going anywhere
CoLex, do you still have yer ears on?
I’m here. The replacement plane arrived 45 minutes ago, and they just now found the guy who could unlock and drive the stair truck.
Love the Mark Welsh speeches. That part about the Chinook pilot was something.
CoAlex, you make it out of Grand Junction?
I forgot I had a spare can of Copenhagen in my pocket once. The lid tripped the detector, and then it took three TSA jerks to grill me, rummage through my bags, and search me.
You minx …
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So, after waiting an hour they finally got the stair truck to the plane and we flew the thirty minute flight back to Colorado Springs. We arrived at 420, only to wait an hour on the taxiway because it was “slippery” and they couldn’t figure out if they needed a tow into the gate or if they could go under their own power. Made it home at 630am. Total time from leaving the hotel to my bed: 20 hours.
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Fools and their money…
Glad you made it home Alex. I had a similar trip to SF back in 2000. Just under 24 hours. Get some sleep if you need it or eggs and bacons otherwise.
Did somebody mention Gavin Newsome (sp?)
Morning Jimbag.
Hey MJ, sup?
Can you grab the boobs next Friday, MJ?
*sets up 4 foot ladder*
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No football until 4:30?
New post.
I think I can manage a tois the boobs next Friday.
I went outside and checked the thermo-meter in the barn while I fed the equines. 0F. Accuweather says it’s 2F in town.
The chickenshit in the coop is solid rock.
Good afternoon, H2. Cold here too, but warming up a bit. Single non-negative digits FTW!