Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Today I am inspired by some old movies that I watched over the weekend or plan to watch next weekend. Not quite classics, but still fun to watch and better than the dreck that was on TV. (I’m looking at you, Austin and Ally.)
Crank up some tunes from Forrest Gump.
I watched The Pirate Movie (thanks, Leon!)
The Love Letter
Krull (bonus link for the Princess Lyssa)
a little Deep Space Nine
(bonus link: STFU about my driving, I know where I’m going.)
and a little Doctor Who.
Last, but not least, this guy just because he showed up in an image search.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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WAKEY WAKEY HHD IS HERE!!!!
*thud*
and
BUNK!
Thanks for breaking the glass ceiling, ladies.
I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
From the comments at AOS, but I thought you’d enjoy it.
*tackles Jay and gives him “The HHD Glass Ceiling*”
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
HA!
*hears “the rimshot” in my head*
You’re up early again. Car in, I expect, but you’re 2 hours behind.
I got up at 6:30 my time. Not too early.
Crackfat or not this morning? It’s freezing.
I’ve been up since about 5:30am. Working right off the bat on my file from hell. Again.
You should run to crackfat. No sense driving.
Crackfat.
Maybe you people will generate a bit of heat to help with the Globull
WarmingCooling.Mmmm. They look just as good this morning as they did last night.
Any update from Jazz?
Didn’t hear from Jazz this AM. Haven’t checked twitter, though.
I’m hoping no news is good news.
Francesca Annis was in Krull too, but you only see her face for a few seconds as the young Widow of the Web. You might remember her from Dune. She was a knockout back then.
My wife asked me last night if we could move to Texas. That’s how cold Michigan is.
It’s 19 here, Leon. No snow, though.
Clearly, Alabama is at least warmer, however.
Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra.
What’s up with Jazz?
I forgot my lunch. I made a really good one, too.
Jazz’s sister attempted to end her life. He and his mom are with her in a Chicago hospital last we heard. It’s in the thread from yesterday.
So cold here that wearing scrubs walking between buildings is painful.
I wanted to wear my meggings
You need some snow pants, Jimbro.
I hope the Free Candy van started OK today!
A full suit with a bib style and down parka would be nice. My folks bought me a nice LL Bean down parka years ago but it is so bulky. It’s perfect for watching a parade or ice fishing but actually walking around with it on is difficult. You can barely see your feet when you look down to avoid ice patches.
I’ve totally re-recycled your borrowed joke J’Ames. Hat tip to the joker who posted it at AoS.
These are a necessity in winter while working outdoors:
http://www.tractorsupply.com/en/store/carharttreg%3B-mens-arctic-quilt-lined-duck-bib-overalls
You don’t even need that heavy of a coat with them.
Was supposed to be back up in North Dakota this morning but was able to stay down here this week because of a mechanical issue on the well.
It is -28 right now up there and -60 wind chill versus a high of 72 today down here
100 degree difference.. worth every fire ant
How do chickens fare with fire ants?
Morning, children.
Sorry to hear about Jazz’s sister. Hope she pulled through, and they get to the bottom of her despair so she can recover.
I stole your joke, Jay. (But you stole it too.)
Posted by: Owlpellets at January 22, 2014 07:13 AM (0Ltoz)
Wind chill is -10 to -20.
Stay warm, scott! Wear your coveralls!
Seems like there’s been a bit of suck around here lately.
And not the good kind.
On a positive note, my dad dropped in yesterday for a surprise visit.
FL or new place (NC?) ?
Sohos linked a document on LinkedIn titled “Why Your Employees are Leaving”. I tried to click through and read it but it’s blocked by our security thingies.
Huh. Neat.
Still in FL.
10 days until I leave.
19 degrees doesn’t sound so cold if you call it 266 Kelvin.
19 degrees doesn’t sound so cold if you call it 266 Kelvin.
*like
On a positive note, my dad dropped in yesterday for a surprise visit.
That’s very awkward if you left the bathroom door unlocked and were busy with lotion and Kleenex.
Pepe
Are you up in Socorro?
Nothing gets between me and my Kelvins
Maybe the global warming hysterics should speak in Kelvin. That way everything sounds too hot.
Nothing gets between me and my Kelvins
Coffee thru the nose! HA HA HA
I live 30 miles west of Socorro.
Interesting article.
Click to access ED-DARACK-RED-WINGS-MISINFORMATION.pdf
What the fucking fuck?
His bio says he is a fiction writer as well. I’m not sure why so many are so willing to contradict the words of the only person that was actually there during the battle and give testimony that seeks to glorify only his teammates and keeps none for himself. The entire SEAL community backs and supports the story as told by Marcus, I choose to as well.
What’s your major malfunction, MJ?
What’s your major malfunction?
MJ
Fixt
Mostly your old avatar, car in.
For someone that so easily conforms to fads and trends, i.e. crackfat, I’m surprised that you haven’t been abused into switching back to a chicken.
Just kidding.
I start crackfat Feb 2nd.
And it’s cold here.
It’s probably in the 60s, huh MJ?
Poor thing.
I start crackfat Feb 2nd.
I’m running out of people I can trust.
“I start crackfat Feb 2nd.”
Now we have 3 scientologists.
Hey, y’all. Your thoughts and well wishes (& my sister’s inner strength) bought us another day. She’s improved over yesterday – her color looks better, and her extremities are warmer to the touch. The docs gave her a load of sedatives after she started seizing last night. Those are on top of the sedatives she used to OD. The docs say that if they stopped the seizure sedatives right now, she’d still be a couple of days away from consciousness, based on the amount of sedatives she ingested on her own. That said, her EEGs were basically flat last night, but, today, when I touch her and talk to her, her EEGs move all over. Good steps in the right direction.
My sister’s name is Emily. She is lovely and kind and very, very funny, and she can curse a sailor under the table (which is a feat for a woman who used to be a novice (read: apprentice nun) in the convent. She loves animals, both as pets and as dinner. She has blue eyes like Bahamian water, she’s athletic, and is probably smarter than all of us here put together. I think you would like her; I know she would like you.
Thank you so much for your kindnesses over the last day. I do not relate well to much of my family, and your concern has provided a lot of the strength I wish I had gotten from my siblings. What may seem like small or trite expressions on your side have indescribably heartening effect on mine. You are all wonderful folks. Thank you, again.
50s, Jay.
I almost expired this morning when I took poor little Face Ripper out for a walk. It was 45.
I start crackfat Feb 2nd.
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Well, that wasn’t entirely true. I was just wanted to see if Car in was around because I’m doing busy work again and it requires zero thought.
Plus she has a better butt than you guys.
It was 45.
Shorts and t-shirt weather. I’d be ecstatic.
Happy to hear that Jazz. Sounds like a really nice lady and I’m glad she pulled through. Is she single? (I kid)
Cereal:
I’m sure there are regulars on the blog that have been in a situation where the line between life and death were damn near on top of each other and I’m guessing that it’s incredibly frightening. I’m glad she’s ok and hope that you will be as well.
Emily sounds like exactly none of the nuns I had in my 14 years of Catholic type schools. Get better soon!
Continued prayers, Jazz. Thanks for the update.
Boooo MJ.
Crackfat is awesome.
Jazz, glad to hear of the positive progress!!!
Sent Jay’s stolen joke to Mr. RFH. Response “Hmmm, but then he wouldn’t have a good gage for how deep it is (‘waist high’)”
Jazz, I saw the messages about your sister last night – I hope that she recovers and gives you no end of sisterly grief in the future.
You are in our thoughts – You and your sister came to mind unbidden first thing this morning. Stay strong and keep us informed.
For someone that so easily conforms to fads and trends, i.e. crackfat, I’m surprised that you haven’t been abused into switching back to a chicken.
I barely switched my avatard in time for Christmas. sigh. OK. FINE.
I’ll find something new.
Great to hear, Jazz – it was troubling when you said that the organ harvesters were there with coolers yesterday (honestly – WHO does that? They don’t need to be anywhere near a family at a time like that!)
Emily, you, and your family will continue to be in our thoughts and prayers (Mr. TiFW sends his along as well).
If you need ANYTHING, please let us know!
PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE.
Hullo all.
Ok, this isn’t new, but I lurv it. lol
Crackfat is
awesomea scam.Who’s the new guy?
No, it really is awesome. I did overhead squats this morning, then I did a conditioning workout that was hard, and I was dying and sweating. Wallballs and kettlebell swings, and box jumps.
Who’s the new guy?
MJ? He’s a midget currently in FLA, but moving to NC to join the circus.
Wallballs and kettlebell swings
No schweedy balls?
I think I’ve worked out five times in the past month. Too busy, and too much to do.
I would have had schweedy balls if I were a guy. Or Michelle obama.
Thanks for the update, Jazz. Will continue the prayers for you and yours.
I’ll be in and out all day, and I’ll keep you updated as things progress. I’m trying to be more outgoing than I feel, and your humor and irreverence are amazing balms for my pain. There is a LOT of healing power in humor. So, don’t let my worries bog this place down, but, too, know that your concern AND your irreverence are palliative. I could never find a doctor to prescribe you as a cure, but I don’t think I could find a better treatment for what ails ME (& I tend to operate outside the mainstream, anyway). When I say, “You guys are the best!”, I’m not just blowing smoke up your kilt. 😉
Howdy Revvy.
Since hospitals LACK bars, the H2 is the next best thing. Although the chapel can be handy too.
Not sure if this is real, but if so, it certainly put the lie to the “there are more whites on welfare than blacks.”
http://www.statisticbrain.com/welfare-statistics/
Carin, your investigative skills are legend. You check it out.
Right now.
Just caught myself up on your situation Jazz – not a praying type and I don’t think we’ve spoken much, but lots of good thoughts your family’s way, promise ❤
And hiya Scott. Sup?
Thank you, Revvy. If you’re here with this crew and you’ve hung in, you’re one of the good guys. This crew vets the roster well and doesn’t abide the substandards. I’m very grateful for your concern and positive thoughts.
Psh – I have no illusions Jazz, they put up with me because I’m blond and have boobs.
Although the chapel can be handy too.
Can chapels stock liquor?
Psh – I have no illusions Jazz, they put up with me because I’m blond and have boobs.
Pfft, Jay is blond and has boobs. Means nothing to me.
You’re blond?
…. You’ve met me Scott. In person.
I have no illusions Jazz, they put up with me because I’m blond and have boobs.
I suspect they’re pretty great boobs, then.
Did I mention that my Dad also lurks on this site? 😀
We put up with Carin, and she isn’t blond.
*wonders what car in ‘was’
I’m guessing reddish brown.
West should talk once in awhile. I’ve started to doubt his existence.
“there are more whites on welfare than blacks.”
I actually liked this myth a lot:
“Then it’s not racist if we cut welfare like a side of beef, right?”
He might be around, there was a snow storm back home yesterday so he might not have been due in to work
We put up with Carin, and she isn’t blond.
What about the boo…Oh wait, sorry.
The embedded lie in the statistic is that they are talking about the percentage of recipients.
39.8% are black (versus 38.8% white). But they are only 12% of the population. What is more telling – but is VERY hard to find – is what percentage of black population is ON welfare.
I think i’ve looked for that stat before and couldn’t find it.
“[12:38:03 PM] West Schoenfuss: To many, my existence is a fading memory, a legend told to children. To scare them.”
Did I mention that my Dad also lurks on this site?
If they’re great boobs, he should be proud. I mean, they’re half his handiwork, right? As if YOU had anything to do with that! He should be high-fiving your mom for a job well done. 😉
Hey leon, didn’t you have an Animosity International idea for revvy?
“To many, my existence is a fading memory, a legend told to children. To scare them.”
HA! Those are his words.
Great news on your sister, Jazz. We’ll be back to making fun of you in no time!
I’m pretty sure that stat is correct, though. It doesn’t tell the whole picture.
For xbrad and oso:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2014/01/more-decoy-spiders-philippines/
What is more telling – but is VERY hard to find – is what percentage of black population is ON welfare.
I think i’ve looked for that stat before and couldn’t find it.
Here are 2005 stats: http://aspe.hhs.gov/hsp/indicators08/ch2.shtml#ind1
In 2005, 10.2% of AA families received more than 50% of their income from public assistance, if I read this right.
I can’t believe there aren’t more whites on welfare. There has to be something wrong there. 88% of the country, come on!
To all those who continue to express concern and offer prayers and encouragement, again, thank you. I am grateful for your kindnesses.
I think i’ve looked for that stat before and couldn’t find it.
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13.1%
Does not include unemployment or EBT.
Those figures are eight years old and reflect the situation before the Obamanation occurred.
Using stats from 2012, 46% of all african americans are on food stamps.
44.7 million americans on foodstamps. 39% of of those on foodstamps are African american. Black population is 38 million total black people.
Leon can check my math.
I’ve got a sugar jones. My sister’s apartment is kitty-corner from the Ghirardelli store, and it’s only a few blocks from here, but I have to walk through shitty Chicago freezing-ass cold streets to get there. I got a jones, but I’m not sure I’m that hardcore.
The coffee shop in our hospital sells Ghirardelli. Might be worth a look.
What hospital?
Dude, the Ghirardelli store is un-freaking-believable if you’re a chocoholic. It’s got an ice cream bar (like a soda fountain). It’s fecking crazy. I probably shouldn’t go, or I’ll end up in a sugar coma next to my sister here in the hospital.
There’s a good popcorn shop on Michigan Ave, too.
Here’s some hateful, ignorant shit for ya’, Carin.
http://www.yourblackworld.net/2013/03/black-news/white-people-make-up-42-of-the-poor-but-take-in-whopping-69-of-government-benefits/
The commenters straighten it out, but, still….
From Jazz’s article:
Welfare is one program and Benefits is the whole enchilada. White people get benefits that Blacks know nothing about. Damn near every white I know get food stamps here in Iowa
J’ames?
I really don’t care who gets what.
I just want it all to end. Fuck a hand out, hand up, or hand job.
Well, maybe not that last one.
I’m all about the handies. I don’t even mind pitching a little buttsehks if the curtains are clean.
Was that OVER THE LINE? I think it might have been over the line….
The only line I know of is that you can’t, I repeat, CAN NOT show a little areola on Fridays.
You will hear about it.
Pretty sure there’s buttsehks to be found on Michigan Ave. Look near the popcorn store. Ask for extra butter.
Jay, Whites are only ~72% of the US population now. Blacks are 12% and Hispanics are ~14% Everyone else is in the last 2%.
Time divorces from reality in hospitals. It both speeds by and stands still at the same time. The dichotomy is enough to rend conscious thought asunder.
There aren’t that many black people IN Iowa, are there?
My guess is the commenter hangs around with the white equivalent of the “ghetto” crowd, so I’m not surprised that they are on food stamps.
44.7 million americans on foodstamps. 39% of of those on foodstamps are African american. Black population is 38 million total black people.
This means ~46.8% of Blacks are on food stamps.
Time divorces from reality in hospitals. It both speeds by and stands still at the same time. The dichotomy is enough to rend conscious thought asunder.
Want us to send you a strip-o-gram nurse to pass the time?
the *reason* why it matters how is getting what is because it demonstrates many things.
1) blacks have already received any sort of reparations they may feel due.
2) Society has tried to give minorities a leg-up for decades and it’s a HUGE fail.
3) the social structures (no fathers, lack of respect for “white” education, etc) that exists in black communities (and are spreading) are a recipe for fail.
So, my math was right.
http://theflatteringman.com/
Give it a minute.
The War on Poverty is isomorphic to a War on Intact Black Families.
I think I’ve worked out five times in the past month. Too busy, and too much to do.
*cries
Damn near every white I know in Iowa gets something from the Farm Bill, so there’s no need for welfare. He might be on to something.
Yvette sounds like a typical Washington Democrat. But the comments are atrocious. Probably false flag democrats posting like that, to make it seem worse.
Hey, they should look on the bright side – all of their abortions are free….
THANKS, ROAMY!!!!!!!
I’ll….um…..be in my bunk…..
Damn, this thread has taken a turn for the weird.
Let’s talk cheese.
Velveeta. Good? Bad? Only for dipping sauces? Spackle? Bear trap bait? Caulk?
The Mexican Velveeta is good, when you mix it with salsa.
MOAR SNOW!?
Velveeta isn’t food. I might use it to bait bears, but I’m not sure I’d want to eat the bear that would be interested.
I wonder if Velveeta would pair well with pork soda?
Velveeta is a scam.
You go right ahead and try that and let us know.
*sips green tea*
What if you stuffed olives with Velveeta, for martinis?
Could you make a radio show out of it?
Hahahaha. Asshole.
I listened to the replay and thought it was ok. Wiser gave me some feedback that was very constructive. I estimate that I’ll be snorting blow off of a Russian hooker’s vulva in less than a year.
Everyone is on EBT/SNAP. I get really tired hearing about poverty and hunger in NM. There is no reason to provide Senior Meals, reduced lunch plans, or park feeding stations in my neighborhood, yet the city, state, and feds do.
Wonder if the Swiss cheese molester ever got it on with a hunk of Velveeta? Room temp or straight out of the fridge? Because humping a cold hunk of Velveeta would combine too many paraphilias to mention.
Why is Leon baiting bears and what makes it Mexican Velveeta?
The jalapeno stuffed olives were better in bloody mary’s than the bleu cheese stuffed olives. Both were yummy.
Quesophilia.
Too many fatties in this country on food stamps. Time to cut off the government Velveeta.
I haven’t had Velveeta since college.
Back then it was about 33% of my diet.
For your favorite gun nut:
The Backpack Cannon
Velveeta is fucking awesome. I use it in scrambled eggs, nachos, and grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches.
YOU’RE NOT REAL CHEESE EITHER!
Greetings, crackers and cracker-related accessories.
My husband is home sick with upper respiratory ebola.
We agree I should walk around with Lysol wipe gloves behind him because he totally sucks at washing his hands before looking for snacks or eating implements. That or he should be confined to one room.
I put off getting a flu shot ’cause I was buggy for a little while there. Now I wonder if I should put it off again since I will most likely get his nastiness of chest gunk. I hate chest gunk. I can’t sleep with chest gunk. Chest gunk on top of being injected with swine cooties. Meh.
Isn’t there an island for sick husbands somewhere?
I’ve got a real cheese controversy for you:
American Muenster- a national embarrassment or a perfectly fine cheese.
Go.
I don’t do Velveeta.
Mmm…grilled Velveeta sammiches.
what makes it Mexican Velveeta?
He steals it – It’s notcho cheese
I can’t eat cheese or cheese products anymore. But I used to lurve me some Velveeta.
And muenster. No, I didn’t love it, but I did like it. It is a perfectly acceptable cheese.
Hey been on the road.. Jazz, how’s your sis?
Is Obama going to put out some iconic picture of himself today to celebrate Roe v Wade Anniversary?
Update: Docs tried to wean my sis off the meds they’re giving her to elevate her blood pressure (another of the drugs she ODed on was a beta blocker), but she’s not handling the new course of treatment well, so the docs are adding the meds back. This turn is concerning, but it’s not panic time.
Govt cheese was better than Velveeta. Govt peanut butter sucked.
Then let’s taco bout it.
Continued Prayers for Emily.
Thanks for asking, Dave. She’s better today. Still in the swamp, but hanging in. Look up above, too – I had a longer post up there about 12:30 PM.
Thanks, oso! We’re still praying hard.
Ok I’ll check and thanks. Continued prayers. I hope you’re doing ok, and your mom too.
MJ, BTW, I liked your radio bit. It was fun, listening to wiser and you refer to H2 terms without mentioning H2 or swearing.
You People was my favorite.
Great. Thanks to Gland, that stupid ballsack he got for Chrimmas is now showing up in ads on other blogs.
You just have to stir the govt peanut butter really good. If it’s dry, add some peanut oil.
Great. Thanks to Gland, that stupid ballsack he got for Chrimmas is now showing up in ads on other blogs.
I KNEW IT!
Where’s mare?
Emily. Got it.
Is Obama going to put out some iconic picture of himself today to celebrate Roe v Wade Anniversary?
Perhaps a shot of him gazing wistfully at the sky while wearing pink sneakers.
Jazz, my dad was in that position many times. It wouldn’t work and they’d need to add em back and then the next day he’d be off of them.
American Muenster
Unless it’s made in Muenster, IN, it should have a new name. I feel the same way about Cheddar.
We call it monster cheese. Acceptable ?
Evil Car in baby avatar is back. I approve.
I’m calling her now.
We call it monster cheese. Acceptable ?
Entirely. I hope you’ll adopt my neologism of cheedar for the yellow stuff.
I like all kinds of cheese.
Velveeta is not cheese.
Fuck you Velveeta hater.. it’s cheese in a brick and it makes queso.
The town is Munster, IN.
//recruited there for four long fucking years.
It’s only called that because Hoosiers don’t know how to render an umlaut properly.
Velveeta can be held like a candy bar and bitten.
…off in chunks…
Well, that young man calling on behalf of the Republican National Congressional Committee got a bit more conversation than he wanted.
It’s all a fascist 1%er plot to kill ignorant poor people by making them eat to death
EBT Velveeta kills far more Americans than even tetanus or nuclear war
Actually, Leon, it’s not the Hoosiers. It’s the US Post Office. They came down hard about 50-60 years ago on unconventional spellings for place names.
My dad puts Velveeta in cheese grits. Yum.
I do not hate Velveeta. I was merely pointing out that it isn’t cheese.
It’s redneck cheese.
Roamy
Did you make the poor RNC kid cry?
Wow. You can get a lot of crap done in a day when you get up at 4:00.
TJ, I told him Boehner was an idiot for pushing amnesty (I stopped myself from saying fuckstick because I didn’t want him to hang up on me just yet), and that the extra $200 a month for health insurance left me no money for throwing at the Democrat-lite party. I said repeal Obamacare and quit pushing amnesty and I might donate again, but if all they were going to do is reach across the aisle only to get stabbed in the back, I was done with them.
>> Well, that young man calling on behalf of the Republican National Congressional Committee got a bit more conversation than he wanted.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>> I do not hate Velveeta. I was merely pointing out that it isn’t cheese.
Ok then. Neither is that shit in the spray can but it’s FUCKING AWESOME.
>> Wow. You can get a lot of crap done in a day when you get up at 4:00.
I only got up at five. I denounce myself.
Is Obama going to put out some iconic picture of himself today to celebrate Roe v Wade Anniversary?
How about a baby picture of himself with the caption, “My mother was punished – don’t let this happen to you.”
I’d like to see two chicks sword fight with blocks of Velveeta. Nekkid or almost nekkid.
Actually, Leon, it’s not the Hoosiers. It’s the US Post Office.
I’m equally happy to blame lazy government employees. I just think it’s odd that they didn’t convert the umlaut in the standard fashion It’s actually the legal method for doing so in Germany, as they eliminated nonstandard characters some time ago in the official language.
Spanish, sadly, still has accents and occasional umlauts.
that stupid ballsack he got for Chrimmas is now showing up in ads on other blogs.
Ballsack leakage? You might want to get that checked…..
You can get a lot of crap done in a day when you get up at 4:00.
Imagine what you can do if you didn’t go to bed!
hbulrvaonbv
*faceplants on keyboard from lack of sleep
But Roamy
If the Pubbies would kiss a little more ass with the Amnesty whores in the Business Round Table and the Chamber of Commerce, victory would be at hand!
You damn Tea Baggers..
“Great. Thanks to Gland, that stupid ballsack he got for Chrimmas is now showing up in ads on other blogs.”
It ain’t stupid. And it can hear you.
Yeah, that worked really well for Christie. Wonder if he’s changed his mind or does he feel like he needs to bend over a little more for them to like him again?
Yeah
The fact that they ever even considered an anti-2nd Amendment candidate like Christie shows you how fucked up the Rrpublicans are
I slept until 5:30. I feel like a slug
And Mexican Velveeta has pieces of imitation jalepenos in it. Dave knows his queso.
Velveeta is jellied cheesings.
I thought Mexican Velveeta is Velveeta you get from Mexicans. Like “nacho” cheese.
Good afternoon Hostages.
What fresh hell?
We just add Rotel to cheese in the crock pot with some fresh jalapeño. My Mom makes queso with velveeta. We use cheddar and monterey jack. I don’t use the Mexican cheeses, because we periodically have people die from bad cheese.
pastuerized! and Rotel which kills the rest.
oso knows things.
Is eating grits a dog whistle? What if I add chile?
Rotel which kills the rest.
Haha, true! That stuff is delicious too, though.
Afternoon.
Rotel + Velveeta + Refried Beans = Party for Your Mouth
Hi, juicy-jew 🙂
I don’t like beans.
Just so you know Jewstin, just because I like bacon, that doesn’t mean I hate you.
Chorizo in queso is good too.
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
I guess that’s better than saying, “I like you because I hate bacon.” I mean, what does THAT say?
How do you say “Velveeta” in Spanich?
Just so y’all know……you’re all a bunch of racists for acting like there’s some kinda difference between Mexican Velveeta and the regular Crackah assed style of Velveeta. And to not even acknowldege Afro-Veeta? That’s fucked up. Velveeta mixed with JerryKurl is the fuckin’ bomb, dog. Y’all sing your little racist song together, why don’tcha?
Jesus loves the little Velveetas.
All the Velveetas of the world.
White and white and white and white,
they are precious in his sight.
Jesus love the little Velveetas of the world.
Also, I overheard a pro-tip for job seekers:
D: I trimmed my beard for interviewing. I even shaved my back.
D: I trimmed my beard for interviewing. I even shaved my back.
Who the feck has an ass beard? And what job would even care how one kept it manicured?
I don’t know, but I guess D is willing to go the extra mile to land that job.
Gotta admire the commitment. It’s exemplary. He’s like the Navy SEAL equivalent of job seekers.
But what if he’s some sort of modern day Samson? What if, instead of the hair on his head, his power is derived from the hair on his back and ass?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaaVgq-On5k&t=60
What if, instead of the hair on his head, his power is derived from the hair on his back and ass?
Wow. Mind. BLOWN,
I’ll have you know that I don’t eat bacon because I hate the Jews, I eat bacon because I hate the Muslims.
Sheesh – I wish those folks would get it right, JUST ONCE….
*stomps off, kicking hump-day camel on the way out*
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Only 5? Slacker.
Everyone check your e-mail for a non-gluten-related message from the short, fat chick (no, not Rosetta)
fuck.. I am too old to get up at 430, work and then drive three hours home.
Scott could do this twice. But not for long.
Dave, do you need a place to crash? We’ve got an extra bed if you want it –
Who the feck has an ass beard?
I’ll bet at least one of you fruitcakes has a neck beard.
Did the blog shit the bed for anyone else, or was it just me? I got some server error for the last half hour.
You have a server?
Well, LA – TI – DA.
You get error messages? Damn 1%er
I get a picture of a giant hand shooting me the bird.
already home TiFW, but thank you.
I was just bitchin about the early starts.
I can’t get used to them.
Ruby Red Squirt
Still gross.
The oilfield is 24/7 and then you drive 200 miles
A couple of weeks back in it, I feel like I’m 96 years old
serial.. I’m too old for this shit. Next week I’m leaving out on loads on a truck from the DC at 3am.
This is messing with my body.
These have to be some of the ladies from this blog. Fess up.
Greenwood police said a woman was stabbed in the neck by a co-worker during an argument about an assault involving a hog stomach at a local pork processing plant.
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The suspect, identified as 19-year-old Johnnette Brown, claimed the victim had hit her with a hog stomach, according to the report. The victim denied this and the two women began arguing, police said.
I get a picture of a giant hand shooting me the bird.
That’s MJ.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=21188
http://bangordailynews.com/slideshow/longtime-vegetarian-turned-butcher-lets-portland-culinary-students-meet-the-source-of-their-meat/?ref=search
>>>That’s MJ.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=21188
Figures
Did anybody return the CDs they borrowed from anybody else all scratched up today?
Mmm… Fresh butchery. I had a fresh housemade fried pork rind at a place in Napa, The Fatted Calf, which does its own butchery and even hosts classes.
They didn’t even ask me to pay for it. I just saw it behind the counter and asked what it was; the real thing doesn’t look like the stuff sold in supermarkets. The dude just handed it to me gratis, saying they give them to ripple who ask.
Purely delicious.
Give them to ripple who ask? People who ask.
Fucking AutoCorrect
Ripple?
Pork rinds and Ripple.
Sounds racist.
Mmmmmmm…Ripple
I made more coconut-chocolate candy. It’s chillin’ now.
Ripple we much.
Update:
Em’s got a bit of a fever, so she’s under a cooling blanket. The docs canceled the CT scan that was scheduled for tonight (and last night, and yesterday afternoon) because when they move her, her BP drops. BUT, she’s being moved from cardiac critical care to medical ICU, which is a good – the heart muscle itself is stabilizing. It’s very exciting to see her EEGs go crazy when I talk to her, hold her hand, and stroke her hair. I don’t know what’s going on in her head, but she does give responses to stimuli. I suspect it’ll be 4-5 days before she can open her eyes. Finally, the psych unit has been calling her other care providers for information to prepare for receiving her, which is AWESOME, because it means they’re planning on her living through this. Got a little hitch in my step for that news.
My family again wants me to thank you all for your good wishes and prayers. I do, too. Your kindness brings tears to my eyes, and I just cannot convey my gratitude to you.
Back to your regularly scheduled antics. 🙂
Champipple.
Big dummy.
I eat bacon because it’s tasty, and because Jesus said it was cool.
I’m glad to hear things are looking up a bit, Jazz. Continued prayers going out for all of you.
Jazz,
Thanks for the good news! Still gonna throw prayers her way.
Couldn’t hurt…
Please, please keep the prayers coming if you’ve got’m to spare. We’re definitely not out of the woods yet, but the signs are much better than last night. I don’t wanna put the cart before the horse.
Awesome news.
Keeping my fingers crossed, Jazz.
Jazz, sorry to hear about your Sis. I hope she recovers fully and gets all the help and love she needs to restore her emotional health.
Yeah,
What Lauraw says. She needs the will to live, as much as the ability.
I really hope she gets there.
Glad things appear to be looking up Jazz.
Jazz hands!
Good news, Jazz!
That’s MJ.
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I forgot about that. Timing is everything.
Yo. Bcoch.
Have you done a post yet?
MJ has girly hands.
Jazz, I hope and pray. Her health and your love for her pull her away from this awful thing. Kindest.
d
Good news, Jazz.
How is your mom holding up?
>>>Yo. Bcoch.
Have you done a post yet?
I have not. I haven’t been here or at the mothership much lately. Health stuff, family stuff, etc.
Doctors replaced 6 inch’s of scott’s colon with velveeta.
Well, I need a sub for Friday.
What do you say we ask someone besides you to do it?
The shot just screams manicure.
Probably a good plan. I mean, I don’t even have the naked ninja butt fucker gif bookmarked.
A sub, huh?
Probably a good plan. I mean, I don’t even have the naked ninja butt fucker gif bookmarked.
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Yet.
About Em’s will to live, she called her psychologist after she ODed, so, when the rubber hit the road, she took a left turn. Her actions seem to indicate she wants to live. I just hope it wasn’t too late before she figured it out.
The shot just screams manicure.
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Yeah, it’s sort of up there on my list of things to do like poke a dachshund in the eye with my wiener.
the naked ninja butt fucker gif
That really does scream “MJ” doesn’t it.
Glad to hear your sis seems to be headed in a better direction healthwise, JaNN. Continued good thoughts to all!
BTW, Martin Loofah King does not amuse most of the folks here in the hospital I’ve shown it to. Buncha feckin’ straight men, I guess. This is a rough crowd.
Yeah, need a sub. Any takers?
Exactly..
Awwww, Cyn!!! 😀 I saw your comments from the other thread this morning. Thank you. 🙂
If you want me to, I will MJ. But I make no promises on quality.
🙂
That’s one of my favorite Hostage pics of all time. Dave in the fountain (“I hate this dream.”), Wiser surrounded by a bevy of women. Rosetta and the cop at the CT meatup.
Pupster might be able to sub, but he might need to be emailed.
*winks at Jazz, gives him “The Candy Striper Double Caff Coffee*
But I make no promises on quality.
I see the words, but they make no sense.
I can sub, but then again, so can Cyn.
I think you should try it. It’s pretty simple:
Stupid shit
Song
Girl
Page break
Stupid shit
Girl
Girl
Girl
Girl
Girl
Or do whatever you want, which will probably suck too. We have very low expectations for you, which is actually a good thing.
You’re our Obama.
I have no eye for bewbs or any capacity to find terrible gifs.
>>>I see the words, but they make no sense.
Oh come on. How many of your dates have involved those exact words?
>>>You’re our Obama.
Unlike that pussy, I actually will kick your ass.
More like “Unlike that ass I’ll kick your poon”
I think you should try it. It’s pretty simple:
*cough* remove the Link URL *cough*
And don’t forget the NNR.
We’re still doing that, right?
Okay, folks. Thank you for babysitting me again. 🙂 You’re the greatest. I’m going to be heading to the lodge soon, so I’ll prolly be talking to you next tomorrow. I hope y’all have a good night.
G’night Jazzyjazz. Go recharge your batteries and treat yourself to some chocolate.
I guess Cyn’s secret emails were right.
You have post anxiety.
Happens to a lot of guys your age.
This is just hurtful.
Getting it up right the first time is hard.
>>>Getting it right up there the first time is hard.
Just relax Cyn. It’ll get easier and you’ll enjoy. Totes promise.
Ha Ha! Been married so long, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I dare you to put up a new poat right now.
Right now?
That’s a lot of pressure. Shouldn’t he try heavy petting first?
He’s gonna pet himself right outta his keys if he doesn’t get something up soon.
BTW Your new avatard looks cool; what beach?
Myrtle Beach.
Thanks, Cyn. How are you these days?
Looks beautiful.
Crazy busy but rockin’ steady. My file from hell is making me a mint. But I’ll get some really cool court room experience when I eventually testify, so there’s that.
FANTASTIC news, Jazz! Get some rest tonight – Lord knows you’ve earned it. We’ll hold your sister safe in our thoughts and prayers while you get some shut-eye. Sweet dreams –
Sox and sister have been fed. Time for booze.
Nicely done.
I enjoy mints.
Bitch bitch whine whine.
There. Now shut it.
Mints ARE good. Leave them out when you pack for your move.
You gonna be able to get away for a Meat Up soon?
I’m told HR will be contacting me in the next couple of days about the new job. Apparently they effed it up the first time and my manager-to-be had to uneff it before anything happened.
Veddy niiiice, Leon! You’re buying the next round.
Shave your back hair, Leon. I understand that’s important.
The N00B finally got it up, and by it, I mean:
NEW POAT.
Hello everbody. I hear there have been rumors of my nonexistence.
Exaggerated ones.
I had a weird experience with web ads around Christmas. I searched for a bracelet by a certain manufacturer before purchase, looking at certain specific styles.
When I purchased, I hoofed it to a mall jewelry store (NOT previously browsed on the Web), perused the stock in person, and chose a very different style to purchase over the counter, using my debit card.
For the next month, I kept seeing web ads for these bracelets, but only for the specific style that I actually purchased, out here in meatspace. How the hell did they connect me to that purchase?
I’m an IT guy, and keep my system pretty clean, BTW – I don’t leave a lot of identifying trails behind me.
Hi Rev, if’n you are there.
I give this poat 3 1/2 DeBlasios!
Hi Daddy, I’m here.