Hi errrrvryone. Welcome to the official start of the weekend! If you haven’t put up your tree, lights, garland, stockings, or decorated the washer and dryer that reside in your front yard, YOU SUCK!!!! Seriously, you better get on that you lazy POS.
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I wrote today’s song while approaching a semi-concious state after smoking opium with today’s model. I fired up the ‘ol time machine and punched in the coordinates ’20-naught-09, 23-skidoo, left-52, geisha gash dick punch, 49-swing.’ I was promptly taken to Japan where Nanomi Takizawa waited for me, then tempted me to ride the white dragon. When in Japan, do as the 19th century Chinese do. That’s what I always say.
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I believe there were some fairly important events that took place today… I’m not going to mention it because this isn’t an appropriate place. I’ll update the post with a link to Dave’s post at the mothership later this afternoon or tonight. Still test time fuckers. No such luck if you didn’t study.
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1732 – The Royal Opera House opens at Covent Garden, London.
1776 – Marquis de Lafayette arranges to enter the American military as a major general.
1917 – World War I: The United States declares war on Austria-Hungary.
1946 – A fire at the Winecoff Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia kills 119 people, the deadliest hotel fire in U.S. history.
1949 – Chinese Civil War: The government of Republic of China moves from Nanking to Taipei.
1963 – Instant replay makes its debut during an Army–Navy game.
1972 – Apollo 17, the last Apollo moon mission, is launched. The crew takes the photograph known as The Blue Marble as they leave the Earth.
1975 – Indonesia invades East Timor.
1988 – Yasser Arafat recognizes the right of Israel to exist.
1999 – The Recording Industry Association of America files a lawsuit against the Napster.
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I think the last picture is my favorite. Which boobies do you like?
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This is fucking brilliant.
What teh fuck is this? Some recycled Christmas crap?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
A BBF Day that will live in infamy.
Comment by Cyn on July 5, 2013 2:55 pm
Actually, I don’t get the spanking thing.
More of a nipple clamp and car battery girl, eh?
I’m sensing a theme here.
Worky worky time. You guys will have to bring yourselves your own food.
Chrimmas in July.
Nice work, MJ. You still need a spanking, though.
A BBF Day that will live in infamy.
Thas laycis.
No one reads the post. It’s perfect, actually.
I give this post 4 of these thingies: ¥¥¥¥
four bunny rabbits?
Indonesia invades East Timor.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
I expected it to be coprape, but that was even better.
At least he didn’t recycle a Rosetta post.
I think those are yen symbols although I’ve never yenned before. I figured yens were the right theme for this particular BBF.
And yes, I denounced myself as I posted that
Big Boob Veins Friday.
Laura made me do a double take. She is correct. That woman has some blood coursing through her bewbs
Fortunately my veins are all hidden by stretch marks.
Mmmmboobveinsmmmm
Turgid boobs
She needs some sun, that’s all. Asian girls are often afraid to get tan, though, just like they’re afraid to get orthodontics.
“Asian girls are often afraid to get tan”
If Mothra lived here I would too.
If Mothra lived here I would too.
mottled is not attractive
Mothra killed it.
Just like Hokkaido…
Pupster, look. No one else.
http://is.gd/5bwO1v
This day felt like a Monday. A sucky Monday
I always think of this for when I think of the death of Napster Money good! Napster bad!
Afternoon.
What did you make today?
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/or2ph3e
Recycled boobs?
Merry Christmas, crackers.
That’s real retarded, sir.
Did MJ recycle the tranny again? You cannot trust him.
The BBF Titty Formulator Machine™ must have been on the fritz today.
Did anybody shed a single tear when anybody else threw their trash out of a moving car today?
A single tear? No. The Killer Double Tear? Yes.
I almost cried like a baby when my cigar wrapper was cracked. Nothin’ worse than a cracked wrapper. A lot of huffing and not much puffing.
*tries to work clever pun using words “cracked” and “wrapper”*
Where can I acquire one of these Titty Formulator Machines? Money is no object.
Here ya go, ‘Spur: http://i.imgur.com/ajPmU.gif
Jimbro, that happened to me last night. A lot of licking and wrapping my finger around the crack saved the day.
I saw Cracked Wrapper open for Frank Zappa in 1977 at the Palladium.
A lot of licking and wrapping my finger around the crack saved the day.
Context.
It’s that important.
Cyn, I’ve never thought I’d utter your name, and bitch, in the same breath.
HAHAHA!
Here’s the real one: http://i.imgur.com/nzbYG.gif
dies laughing
ILU
ILU2
Well, that settles it.
{{Hugs}}
*pays for dinner*
*lets you hug me for an extra second longer; snags your wallet*
Damn, she seemed so honest and sweet. She’ll probably be back in the morning.
Boys are getting whiny about being fed or something. We’re bacheloretting this weekend while Mr. Cyn is at the annual golf trip. Now we can have ice cream for breakfast and cereal for dinner without all the pissing and moaning – Wooo Hooo!
She’ll probably be back in the morning.
Probably.
Ice cream for breakfast is my fav.
Just watched Atlas Shrugged parts 1 and 2.
Meh.
*shrugs
I’d rather watch the movie than read the book…….yeah, Ayn Rand had a point, but she’s a horrible fucking writer.
I never could take Rand’s speeches.
Angry people, do not need. I get that there’s a time for anger. I just can’t do it 24×7 and I don’t even want to.
*pokes pj in the ear, runs into a telephone pole*
Good gawd, there was spit on your finger, wasn’t there?
You better hope that was spit.
grape jelly
PJM – You take that back! You take that back – RIGHT NOW!
PJM – You take that back! You take that back – RIGHT NOW!
Which part? About Ayn Rand? ZOMG!! There’s some word that she uses over and over and over again. I wish I could find my copy so I could show you.
>>>I’d rather watch the movie than read the book…
At least they cut Rierdon’s speech down from 17 pages to about 4 lines.
Special effects match the best SyFy flick…
Oh, uhhh. . . I thought you were bad mouthing Kate Upton. My bad!
See? Wiser knows
>>>I never could take Rand’s speeches.
She was a lonely voice at the time. She had a lot to say.
I don’t think of her as an angry voices. I think she felt that she was fighting against an army of fools and she needed to make her point repeatedly.
Yeah, she used her words as a rather blunt instrument, but can you another writer of the time who still has such an impact?
I think she was less concerned about the art and more concerned with the message.
Haha nope. Kate’s fine. I love ayn rand… just hate her writing style
Wiser get down!
Next best thing to cereal? Mac-n-Cheese and Smoked Sausage.
I am loved.
“Dairy Queen soft serve doesn’t last a 25 minute car trip even with the AC on”
-Jimbro’s floor and mop
****Wiser get down!
Damn, that was close!
Thank’s pups!
http://tinyurl.com/49gpg5y
That’s cuz you’re supposed to eat it, Jimbro!
And then get that brain freeze thingy.
http://is.gd/RNYtGn
I stayed home, too much screaming in my bro’s minivan. It’s been an interesting week with a vocal 4 yo kid.
You forget…I never had my own kids. My boys were 5 and 10 when I met my lovely woman. I missed most of the screaming child years. Getting the teenage attitude in spades however.
>> but can you another writer of the time who still has such an impact?
No. But I can name one of the time who wrote more and better. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
>>>No. But I can name one of the time who wrote more and better. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Looking forward to the movie adaptation of The Gulag Arpilegahgahgah….
It might suck less than the movie adaptation of Atlas Shrugged, which sucked complete canal water. When you hit pure dreck, up is the only direction you can go.
If comrade Stalin only knew that we were here…
>>>It might suck less than the movie adaptation of Atlas Shrugged, which sucked complete canal water.
It was funny that the producers assumed that the audience had already read the book, as opposed to telling the story and letting the audience “get it” on their own.
Very Randian of them…
I stopped at the Japanese grocery when I was out today and bought stuff for Miso soup.
Ahh Books! I like books
I liked the Shrugged movies, the boys did too. One of our House Reps, David Schweikert, happened to be in line in front of us for the first movie, but I didn’t realize who it was until have he’d walked away.
In fairness I think it’s a hard story to do a movie cover.
Agreed.
Ice cream would have made the movie better though. And pie.
So, why are you people on the innerwebtubes on a Friday night. I know I don’t have a life, but I thought. . .
*generic comment about Ayn Rand*
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Dr. Seuss
So, why are you people on the innerwebtubes on a Friday night. I know I don’t have a life, but I thought. . .
I’m letting the boys indulge in a Lost marathon on AmazonPrime. ‘Eh, who am I kidding – I’d be here anyways.
Deep, Mundo; very deep.
no life here
Michael wins.
Happy Birthday, Michael.
I saw this today and laughed and laughed. The song is timeless but the video is just wow.
Done taking food.
Aww, I was really hoping to see the dessert menu, CaR in.
I got a $30 tip and a $40 tip. Sweated my ass off though. Triple sat me with an 11, and 2 four tops.
I have heard of the Four Tops.
MCPO probably saw em with $40 Dollar Tip back in 1953
DaveinTexas – 1955.
I have heard of the Four Tops.
I’ll be there
*generic music comment*
Sweated my ass off though.
Your ass is gone?! Noooooooooooooooo
Your ass is gone?! Noooooooooooooooo
Yeah, that’s not good
If your ass is gone your legs are gonna fall off
Oh, not good. You gonna need a Reft *and* a Light Reg.
It was such a cute ass too!
*Fires up Banglar Industries workshop*
I kinda wonder how my legs haven’t fallen off. I mean I have one.. you’d think it’d be bigger given my belly size and all.
Ok. I’m home now. Debriefed and cocktail in hand.
My sons have a bazillion people over. Apparently it’s the friday bonefire at the Obrien house thing.
This may keep up all summer.
Speaking of sweating, I think I get bigger tips when I sweat. I honestly get the best tips when I’m crazy busy and not giving what I consider my best service. Perhaps I make it look too easy the rest of the time?
Try a little mist of water above your top lip next shift, Car In; report back.
I mean, I’ve been told I don’t have an ass but I think it’s just girls who like me being nice and hoping I never actually show it.
>> I think I get bigger tips when I sweat
oh my. wait, waitressing.. right you’re a waitress?
*Fires up Banglar Industries workshop*
ZOMG!!! Are you making butts?
That’s what I’m thinking, Cyn.
Both of my four tops (whore mouths, shut them) were kinda pissed when I could finally get to them (I had just started taking the food order for the 11 top – which can take a while, and then I “HAVE” to start their soups/salads to insure that they’re done when the food is ready…) ANYWAY. Both of my tables were pissed, but I charmed them both and got great tips.
But I honestly think they saw that it was because I was slammed and running around like a crazy woman.
ZOMG!!! Are you making butts?
I think they would call then brutts.
ZOMG!!! Are you making butts?
You cannot lie.
I think it is the Reg workshop Peej but U know Laura always tinkering
Butts? We do not have that in our product line but it is a great idea. I’ll put my top engineer right on that.
*calls Wiserbud*
she said butts not buttheads
OK, between his garage scrap buckets and my junk drawer, we can definitely come up with some kind of ass.
*notices rubber faucet washer in corner of junk drawer and snags it*
Perfect. There’s the o-ring. We can build the rest around this.
Is Laura saying that Wiser is an ass?! I thought that was Wiserbud!!
omg!! Laura is going to rebuild me. I’ll be better, faster stronger…..or, I’ll at least have some kind of ass. I swear, I’m asian
heh Laura is on a roll
PJM – Very few Asians have your chesticles. Just sayin. . .
I think a little balance would be nice
*waits for lauraw to build me some boobs
It’s only fair.
ooooh lauraw, check this out! https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/615327_4444130555102_430596028_o.jpg
OOooh! OOH! Check this out too!
Who knew that pictures of me would kill this joint?
Oh me, I knew
I worked until 11.
Did I miss anything important today?
Looking good, Peej! Wow.
You look marvelous, PJM!
Oooo…nice pics! Especially that slightly creepy wedding photo
I look great in that wedding pic
Looking good, Peej! Wow.
I lost 70lbs and a 210 lbs. man. Pure joy caused that weight loss
I worked until 11.
Did I miss anything important today?
laura has a nice ass?
Is that too much too soon?
The important thing is, your bewbs didn’t shrink much.
>>>*notices rubber faucet washer in corner of junk drawer and snags
Installed new toilet today.
Discovered missing parts from open box.
3 trips to Home Depot later….
Job done.
Head to bed. But first, need to feed wiserson’s fish.
No fish food.
Back in car and out to store….
FML
I am thinking a potato cannon would have solved your problems.
3 trips or less is a man win.
4 and you suck ass.
When my sister got divorced, my Dad kept telling her she looked a lot better since she lost “that 250 pounds of ugly fat.”
My ex-BIL is a real piece of work.
Meathead!
When my sister got divorced, my Dad kept telling her she looked a lot better since she lost “that 250 pounds of ugly fat.”
YES!!!!!!!!!! he’s mellowed since I called the cops on him a week or two ago, so there’s that
*wonders why loosing 115 Lbs of whore did not help my looks*
PJ, you look mahvalous!
glad for that PJ.
sheesh.
*rubs my back on a door frame like Baloo* I need a back scritcher,
night all
Nighty dreams, Mundo.
night mundane!
I’m out too… time for some Fringe (not a euphemism).
Yes it is.
drive by “hi”
doesn’t cyn mean “strange”?
An observation I have observed while shopping the past 2 months at 3 places in Houston. They must hate onion bagels here because I can find cinnamon, blueberry, and all kinds of fruit and sweet ones but the closest I have found was a everything that still did not have onions
I bought plain figuring I can schemer onions on it as well.
schmere schmear slather I cannot spell
^^^ spread? Rub?
yiddish to english killed it.
That is good because I was on another tangent and forgot what it was.
jam? jelly? bread spread
Thanks Clint for additional synonyms. Do they have onion bagels in your neck o’the weeds?
Yes they do, Vman.
onion jam? onion marmalade? Onion Jelly? Onion Preserves? anyone anyone?
I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RIHL-Fpef0
Hey Vman, I sent you a message on facedouche.
Peej, you look great – bet you feel lighter on the inside too. Yanno, the way that makes you breathe easier and it has nothing to do with weight lost…
Thank you lipstick…..we really do need to find a time to meetup. We’ll even let Sean join us.
Yeah, Sean can drive us home after we have too many margaritas while telling stories while forgetting to eat. Eggsellent.
Sounds like my kind of meetup
slackers
Say what now?
Buy the derp and sell the derp and bleed the derp and tell the derp
Get off the tracks, MCPinkO!
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heh
Carin is texting it in.
don’t like my new version? I just thought I’d give it a try.
yanmrm
Morning children.
at work and working
like a boss
zachary
New backpack came, but I’m way too tired to take it out for a spin today.
Leon, if you ever think you’ll be into reloading shotgun shells, lead shot comes in very strong 25# bags. It is much more compact than sand, and as long as you don’t open the bags, not at all messy.
PJ Momma is back, but not all of her. Yowza!
One of my partners here at work tried to schedule a meeting for an hour ago. I declined it, and told him we can’t live in the past, nor can we schedule meetings for then either.
Dave, I hope he took your stoic philosophy well. Some people just don’t want to let go of the past.
G’Morning, cool kids.
Good morning all!
Especially Tushar…you’ve been busy hombre. Here, put your feet up and let Car in bring you some coffee and eggs.
Jimbro, I am rethinking this whole working like a dog thing. No one in my group works harder than me, delivers more, and handles more issues than others are even aware of. In the process, statistically, I am bound to end up making more mistake than others. And now I am hearing word that my performance rating may suffer because I make mistakes. Fuck that. I am going to do 9 to 5 now. I will deliver as much as anyone else, and make no mistakes.
It was really too hot/humid out for that run I just took.
You should cool off on the NEW POAT
La Guerta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[i]laura has a nice ass?
Is that too much too soon?
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It’s never too much too soon to talk about LauraW’s ass.