Hi there!! Welcum to another edition of this blog’s long running version of Masterpiece Theater. As you know, you don’t know shit, so this post will attempt to play off of that truth by deceiving you. Confused? Me neither.
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I’m not going to screw around with any stupid introductions this week. This is Clapton, and Clapton is God. Quick story; when I was in HS, I saw Clapton at Alpine Valley, an outdoor venue. He was touring in support of Journeyman, a much overlooked album in his long distinguished career. During this song, which I absolutely love, he teased the audience a bit, and then blew everyone away. At right around the three minute mark in the song, the band stopped playing and drew out the silence to the point where the audience started clapping, thinking that it was over. They started back into the song very quietly, then Clapton broke into the guitar solo with a note that actually knocked me off of my feet. I looked around, and the people who were once standing around me were seated as well. Clapton is God.
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This weeks model is a hybrid. Half pig, half tit monster. She hails from the South American country of Romania, which is known for its big breasted ladies and unibrows. Please welcome the girl who was asked to spell HH at her high school spelling bee…Joanna Bliss!!!!!!!!
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Learn some shit!!!!!
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1654 – Louis XIV is crowned King of France.
1800 – David Thompson reaches the mouth of the Saskatchewan River in Manitoba.
1862 – The United States and the United Kingdom agree to suppress the slave trade.
1863 – During the French intervention in Mexico, Mexico City is captured by French troops.
1893 – Mohandas Gandhi’s first act of civil disobedience.
1909 – Mary Pickford makes her screen debut at the age of 16.
1929 – The Lateran Treaty is ratified, bringing Vatican City into existence.
1944 – World War II: The steamer Danae carrying 350 Cretan Jews and 250 Cretan partisans is sunk without survivors off the shore of Santorini.
1967 – Israeli forces enter Jerusalem during the Six-Day War.
1975 – The inaugural Cricket World Cup begins in England.
2013 – MJ realized he’s on a pun thread at the H2.
2045 – Alien space pirates beat the crap out of Alan Rickman.
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Drink of the Week–Bourbon
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Sexy fat. Hell yeah.
She seems nice, but her face makes me want to stab puppies.
It’s too early for boobs, MJ. I doubt Obama is even awake yet.
Oh, and all of your opening paragraph links made me laugh and rethink life as a cruel and unusual punishment.
MJ, “likes” this.
hahahahaha
She’s so ugly Rosetta is going to LOVE her.
Pun thread….LOL
Then why take info from everyone?
It’s too much.
Profile, it works.
I agree, Mare. Big Data can’t solve this problem, I was just telling you why I thought it couldn’t.
Rosetta is back.
I thought Rosetta WOULD like her. That’s why I picked her.
These pictures were really the best I could find. She looks horrific in 98% of her ‘work.’
My point Leon was it’s not being used for terrorist profiling, it’s being used for political take downs.
And really after what’s happened with the IRS anything is possible.
Old school BBF.
Big Butterface Friday
Dang. She’s a biggun MJ. I’ll have to check the links post werk.
In the meantime, I’m going to have a nervous breakdown. I can get disability for that, right?
*pees pants*
*crawls under desk, curls up in ball*
Scott, you recommended a book once, I think it was “How to Speak Dog”, do you remember the author’s name?
Woof, growl-whine woofarfwoof…arf woof?
I dunno, MJ, she has a certain je nais se quoi about her…
Oh wait, I know what it is, she has big hooters!
YEAAAAAAA! /motorboat
Anything we can help with, Pupster?
I found out the lease on my office building ends in 2016. Things are gonna get exciting.
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Is anyone else’s monitor bowing in the middle, or is it just me?
*tucks stack of paper under monitor, to hold it up
No, I’m just swamped at werk. Took 3 days off to decompress and it didn’t help.
If only there were some way…some method…of utilizing my time more effectively.
It’s a mystery.
*googles confused dog gifs*
That’s got to be the one Pupster. It really is an interesting book.
I dunno, MJ, she has a certain je nais se quoi about her…
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I don’t speak German.
2016 is going to be year one of the New American Progessive United States. All leases will be void as the state takes ownership of private property for redistribution.
Fucking hackers need to DIAF. I just got an email from my brother who’s been dead for 3 years.
The IRS takes over health care in 6 months.
THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
All leases will be void as the state takes ownership of private property for redistribution.
The operative question is whether the lease on the Minnesota office runs out sooner than ours. One of us is going to go, unless something huge changes.
What’s so disturbing to me is watching these hearings where people are petitioning the government for their rights that just a few years ago were a given.
I believe the vast majority of people are comfortable with being ruled.
What movie is the Saskatchewan link from?
I have no idea.
Now that we KNOW the government is monitoring us, do we have to change what we say?
AD: No.
That link is from Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Holy Grail. The opening scene with River Phoenix
Thanks, Mundane. It looked familiar, but I just couldn’t place it.
I believe the vast majority of people are comfortable with being ruled.
“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as “bad luck.”
…and the Last Crusade
I can’t believe that zero tolerance policies are this inflexible. School officials can’t be this dense. This can’t be true:
http://www.gopusa.com/commentary/2013/06/07/jensen-nebraska-school-officials-want-boy-named-hunter-to-change-his-name/
*curls into a ball under the desk with Pupster
Her face is not her best attribute.
That being said: Awesome hybrid!
I told MJ to find a butterface with big tits, and he did!
G’morning, peepers.
Texas Tech and their silly finger bang is in a lot of trouble!
Hello? WTF! NE cabal peeps might want to store some water at home. Just sayin’.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/06/03/locks-cut-at-aqueduct-that-supplies-water-to-greater-boston/
Ah, so the school district just asked the parents to change the way Hunter signed (with his hands, since he’s deaf) his name. Not actually change his name. Still stupid.
But authors don’t do themselves any favors by not getting details right. The school district still doesn’t have any grounds for asking that, and it’s not a Lincoln, NE boy going to school in Grand Island, NE (1.75 hours away).
Get the story right, increase your credibility, PROFIT!
Jay, it makes me want to name my next child AR-15.
Jay, the zero tolerance policies about guns isn’t about keeping the schools safe – it is now blatant thought control – any words/actions/thoughts of guns that don’t parrot the Left’s “guns are evil” theme will be considered a thought crime and must be punished.
We are past the tipping point. The only question in my mind at this point is whether America will fade away or be consumed by self-immolation (die with a whimper or a bang).
No kidding, roamy. Your kid can sit next to my kid, M1Abrams.
His twin sister M1Garand had to stay home from school.
Hey, isn’t Garand the name of one of PJM’s kids?
NE cabal peeps might want to store some water at home.
I have a well – no public water for me.
There was an incident with “trespassers” at the Quabbin Reservoir a few weeks ago. The foolish part? Over 75% of the reservoir’s shoreline is not restricted – you can walk right up and fish in it. (I did exactly that about 3 days before the story of the trespassers.) Or go to the state run boat launch, rent a boat, and go out into the middle and fish. Of course, you’d need lots of whatever to contaminate 400 billion gallons of water.
The child is THREE YEARS OLD, for Heaven’s sake.
And he’s “differently abled”.
The parents could conceivably file suit against the school district for discrimination.
They could claim that the kid has been using that sign for all of his life, and making him change it right now might damage his self esteem.
Good BBF today. You can stay.
The Grand Island school district has a policy that forbids kids bringing to school “any instrument … that looks like a weapon.”
So…..they plan on cutting off kids’ hands now?
Last time I checked, little boys started making “guns” with their hands not long after guns were invented.
And as we’ve all seen with the “Pop Tart Incident”, little boys will turn ANYTHING into a toy gun, given half a chance.
Perhaps the school district should just make it against the law for little boys to attend school.
Why is a 3 year old in school?
To save money on the re-education camps all the other non “schooled” kids will eventually need Jay
Moooooooo! What a cow!
For Cyn only.
http://is.gd/Qqq2Ox
Mwuah!
I’m not sure which end most offends me, the ‘f*ck me hard’ look on her butterface, or her ass.
MJ, smack yourself until I get tired.
Beasn – Thank you!
I’m not sure which end most offends me…
HAHAHAHA! This really IS an old school BBF poat. HAHAHA!
My point Leon was it’s not being used for terrorist profiling, it’s being used for political take downs.
Yep, I’m convinced the f*ckers have shit on everyone and are using it as blackmail.
“Well John, we happen to have your emails to your mistress (or male lover, whatev) and it would be a shame if you didn’t rule in Obamacare’s favor.”
Same as what we saw with all the silenced Generals, etc. of Benghazi.
What offends me most is that I bet she’d think I want her.
She’s wrong.
Good morning citizens!
Anyone else wake up this morning with an overwhelming sense of foreboding and vague hint of regret?
Have to play in a golf tournament today. That will probably not go well.
Reliable sources tell that alcohol will be served, so I will endeavor to soldier on.
You cool kids have a great day trying to fap to the tranny MJ posted.
“differently abled”
When did this become a lefty blog?
I get this message when I try to sign on to google…
“We’ve detected unusual activity on your account. To immediately restore access to your account, choose how to verify your account. ”
Um, no, I will not give you my phone number.
MJ, you have outdone yourself! What an enchanting, adorable young ingénue you have discovered for us today. I doff my hat to you, sir.
AMENDMENT IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
From the comments at AOS:
Interesting questions.
Yeah, differently abled is bs.
Our BFF model is differently abled to do porn.
Mare, why are posting that irrelevant shit?
I dunno. That third picture is kind of sexy. Except for her face.
What difference does it make, mare? It’s for the children!
Our model is differently faced. The rest of her seems ok.
Um, no, I will not give you my phone number.
They (the NSA) need some way to tie the data from the seized phone company records (which had phone number data) to the seized internet company data.
Fat bewb’d chicks need love too.
The last picture is especially fetching. Won’t some gentleman please help that lass find the contact lens she apparently dropped and is looking for?
You would know.
We really are a conservative blog. You post one tranny and everyone is POd or at least pretends to be.
You post an old school fat chick with totally pointless shit and it’s like Christmas.
Hey! We should become a lefty blog for a day. That would be fun.
The left does not allow people to have fun.
chimpy bush mchalliburton did it first!!!
sorry, just letting the leftist flow.
ok, i’m out. you cool kids have fun.
Bye, Rich
Hey, phat, do you think you could arrange to have Ogabe’s luggage get lost?
Way to strike a blow against the hetero-normative patriarchal racist delusion of femininity and beauty, MJ.
/Leftypup
The ‘model’ for the day is not hideous per se. Her problem is her make-up is too harsh, hair too scraggly, her pose and choice of ‘clothing’ too slutty. She does not show off her curves to their advantage.
Too in-your-face. Soften the make-up, hair, lingerie, and pose like a goddess that leaves something to the imagination.
Thank you, my bill is in the mail.
‘Our model is differently faced.”
hahaha
“Mare, why are posting that irrelevant shit?”
Bingo.
I recommend she lose weight.
“Hey! We should become a lefty blog for a day. That would be fun.”
I’ll do it, but I don’t want to be the bull dyke complaining about the rough towels in the sweat lodge.
Soft towels are a right.
And I also don’t want to be the feminist who thinks Samantha Power is a strong, beautiful woman. Or who thinks Cass Susstein is handsome, when in fact he looks like a pedophile, clown in training.
I was unsure where to put the comma.
I don’t think I can be the angry atheist that hates all religions equally but only makes fun of Christendom.
Commas are restrictive and controlling. Probably a right-wing conservative convention.
Yeah, and it would be hard to be the lefty who thinks MIchelle is beautiful and stylish and that her mouth isn’t a gaping maw of satan.
“Commas are restrictive and controlling. Probably a right-wing conservative convention.”
That made me lol.
I’ll be the lefty who does not know or care about politics but heard that hippy chicks are easy.
I could try and be the lefty that thinks terrorists should get jobs as academics.
Or maybe I could denounce people who make a lot of money as rapers or something.
I know, I could become a spokesman for a large banking firm but go public with my support for the Occupy movement.
Don’t even get me going about the semi colon
I’ll be the lefty doctor who asks your kids about mommy and daddy’s guns
Oh, I’ve got it!!! I want to be the lefty who makes millions telling the world they are responsible for global warming, while I build a forth home that is 10,000 sq feet and only travels by private jet and a large chauffeured limo.
Oh and I am all about women’s issues but I like my chockra yanked by massage therapists who aren’t prostitutes.
I’ll be the lefty who does not know or care about politics but heard that hippy chicks are easy.
I think it was Chris Rock that said you KNOW the chicks at a pro-choice rally put out.
Hey, being a lefty is fun. You don’t have to think and the more irrational you are the more lefties like you.
I’m going to be the lefty who promotes green energy but doesn’t want any windmills or solar farms in my field of view.
I think I can pull off dreadlocks.
I suddenly had an idea while reading this: https://miter.mit.edu/the-unexotic-underclass/
I wonder if there are smartphone apps for agriculture/gardening. I think we finally might have the Hostages Bidness plan.
Yeah, and it would be hard to be the lefty who thinks MIchelle is beautiful and stylish and that her mouth isn’t a gaping maw of satan.
Uncanny. It’s like we’re twins.
Okay, I think I want to be the lefty who actually thinks Joe Biden is smart while also saying George W. Bush is an imbecile.
Dammit, there are already a half-dozen.
“I think I can pull off dreadlocks.”
Cyn you’re killing me today.
When did this become a lefty blog?
When I personally didn’t want to offend Mrs. Peel by suggesting that a person who is deaf is “disabled”.
I started to type disabled, but decided to change it.
I’m not apologizing for making that choice.
I just went on a five mile walk, I won’t shower for another week, that could bring some authenticity to our “lefty” day.
We need a smartphone app for Badassery. Or Buggery, one or the other. Or both, combined.
You guys won’t make me be that fat skank Lena Dunham, right?
I can’t be a lefty. Wind farms suck.
We need a smartphone app for Badassery. Or Buggery, one or the other. Or both, combined.
Like A Vikingtm.
No mare, you can be your own special kind of skank. We will give you medals and gold stars too like every kid who loses a soccer game.
;o)
I have to put my foot down and say I will absolutely not be the lefty who is pro abortion, rabidly so, but insists on animals having rights.
I suddenly had an idea while reading this:
WTF is a ‘catholic brush’?
Greetings, people who don’t have anything particularly objectionable to say about the government if you know what’s good for you.
*tosses Daisy shaver in the trash with defiant verve*
*glances around worriedly and pulls it from the trash*
*cradles shaver and whispers promises never to do that again*
catholic
Small “c” catholic means “universal”. So does big “C”, but that’s pretty heavily debated since Martin Luther so all that hubbub.
Be careful where you’re throwing that thing, Cyn…
Someone else is going to have to wear the patchouli.
**prepares a nice batch of locally-grown, gluten-free, sugar-free, salt-free (fuck salt!) hydroponic, non-GM, low fat granola**
Spaceweather.com is predicting auroras late Saturday/early Sunday. Last night they were seen as far south as Kansas.
Sandalwood incense mixed with patchouli oil and human sweat.
And Baba Ghanoush, just because it’s fun to say.
I can’t be a lefty. I’d have to enjoy listening to that cuntface Clapton.
If anyone puts on patchouli, I am so out of here. I will not tolerate my air being polluted.
*slams a door*
No sandalwood, no!
*looks at going on disability for inability to live with lefty stinks*
I thought we couldn’t post auroras on this blog?
It’s not disability, beasn. It’s otherwise abled, or abled differently, or some shit.
I’ll be the Birkenstock wearing lefty that doesn’t shave her legs. Oh wait…
I do that with cheap Target flip flops, oso.
You chumps got nothing on me in terms of lefty chops.
Seven. Years. In. Berkeley.
(See the blog’s new title.)
Hahahahahaha. Nice work, Sean. CDSTTWGPHAH!
We need a chant. Get to work, Wordboy!
I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw something besides auroras, jimbro.
Highway to Hell, population you!
What’s a Hegemony?
/Peter Wiggin
I’ll do it, but I don’t want to be the bull dyke complaining about the rough towels in the sweat lodge.
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hahahahahahaha
So who just had a local, organic, gluten-free, sustainable, free trade, non-modified lunch?
I did. It was awful.
I had chicken salad from Cumberland Farms. It was awesome. They sell toothbrushes too. Left mine at home dammit.
“What’s a Hegemony?”
We have one living in the forsythia. We call him Fat Bastard.
So MJ had a salad for lunch?
I did. It was awful.
Me too. Mine was great. Yours is your fault.
Nothing is my fault. I’m not responsible for my lunch, let alone my life.
Quit trying to oppress me!!!!
The quiche tastes smokey today.
It’s a Christmas miracle!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
AN END TO RACISM, WAR, POVERTY, DRUG LAWS, PRISONS, PRIVATE PROPERTY, CORPORATE MEDIA, BIG FOOD, BIG OIL, MONEY IN POLITICS, THE APARTHEID STATE OF ISRAEL, AND HOMEWORK.
FURTHERMORE, WE WANT EXPANDED AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PROGRAMS, INTERVENTION IN DARFUR, WAGE AND PRICE CONTROLS, MEDICAL MARIJUANA LAWS, TOUGHER HATE CRIME AND SEX CRIME PROSECUTIONS, EASIER MORTGAGE LENDING FOR MINORITIES, MORE MONEY FOR THE CORPORATION FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING, CHEAPER FOOD, PLENTIFUL AND INEXPENSIVE ENERGY, COMPULSORY UNION DUES, A PALESTINIAN STATE, MORE TEACHERS, AND YOU NOT POINTING OUT THAT ANY OF THESE THINGS ARE CONTRADICTORY.
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOW!
Nothing is my fault. I’m not responsible for my lunch, let alone my life.
beasn theatre:
me – ‘If anything happened to you, I’d turn into a hermit with 100 guinea pigs and it would be all your fault’
him – ‘And I’d be calling you a democrat from the grave’
touche’
The husband is grilling me some pork chops, pork steaks, and Hebrew wienies before he goes to fish me some dinner for another night.
The last time I had a hotdog (SYWM) was probably 25 years ago. We’ll see how these taste. No artificial gluten or dairy.
BTW, it’s deadpool time at sweasels.
The husband is grilling me some pork chops, pork steaks, and Hebrew wienies…
Um…you gonna have him throw some shellfish in with that, too?
I’m diverse and tolerant, sean.
Or my intolerance is diverse.
I tolerate the perverse
Hello H2 !!!
I tolerate you guys.
Most of the time.
Hey, one of you Cobs might want to let Ace know that every time I load his page, my anti-virus goes apeshit over some ad that is trying to load there.
So…. the zombie got arrested for sending the ricin letters.
Rosetta made the news again.
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-06-05/at-66-years-old-man-discovers-hes-actually-a-woman/
Fucking Obama. Let’s all beat the strawman he erected. I respond with, They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety..
Nothing more than a cheap fascist thug in an expensive suit.
I’m intolerant of tolerance.
We can replace Lindsey Graham: http://youtu.be/rwWoqY2m8sE
Our Zombie? GTFO!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
You funneh.
No, the zombie extra from Walking Dead.
Pups, no. Insty has the link. The woman arrested is a small time actress, who among other things played a zombie on Walking Dead. She called the FBI and tipped them that her husband had sent the ricin. Apparently, the FBI disagrees.
These are the letters the left was blaming on the NRA.
It’s time we had a national conversation on Zombie Extras.
Is this Verizon thing the first ‘scandal’ that our President hasn’t claimed he had no knowledge? I mean…sure Bush and all, but for Bengazi – ” what our intelligence community told us’ and IRS – ‘I just found out about it in the paper’…I’m thinking this might be the first time he hasn’t denied prior knowledge.
Scandal? What scandal??
Sounds about right, Pups. Though it does fit nicely with his longstanding policy of “Blame Bush.”
If only California had stricter gun control laws, maybe a ban on the sale of Assault Weapons™, this sort of tragedy could have been prevented…
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/07/shots-fired-suspect-down-at-santa-monica-college/
Wait, what?
We just had our Tumor Quiz. The guy from MGH puts together 15 impossible sets of X-rays/MRI’s/pathology slides and whoever gets the most right gets a trophy. I’ve never won or placed. Rather than put my own name on the sheet I went with the irreverent, yet still tasteful, Joe Mama, MD.
test test
Pass on the first, incomplete on the last.
testes, testes. . .
Where’s our Asian? I didn’t study.
1… 2… 3!?
Leon’s dinner:
http://imgur.com/xZybqGQ
Who tests the testers?
How many loads would you say Obama has blown in Chris Matthews? You can round to the nearest 100.
For extra credit, which MSNBC piehole do you think Obama prefers?
http://news.yahoo.com/human-face-might-look-100-171207969.html
I think that’s the way I look every time I hear Biden speak.
Just saw that Richard Ramirez died of natural causes in San Quentin. One of his rapes/murders was here in my hometown.
I want an electric meat grinder/ sausage stuffing machine.
Maddow crosses gender preferences to take one for team MSNBC for The One.
I’m actually having a salad for dinner. Going to make my own raspberry vinaigrette.
How many loads would you say Obama has blown in Chris Matthews? You can round to the nearest 100.
Enough that Matthews would test positive for steroids.
I’m actually having a tossed salad for dinner. Going to make my own
raspberry vinaigretteranch dressing.FFL
I want an electric meat grinder/ sausage stuffing machine.
For Richard Ramirez?
Should have used that two decades ago.
I detest ranch dressing.
hahahahahaha
I remember seeing this. Conway Twitty’s wife is hilarious. “Conway, you’ve been shitfaced, but never as bad as this asshole friend of yours.”
LauraW – Herself’s Kitchen Aid has attachments that do those things.
I had a Kitchen Aid a long time ago. No longer.
Looking at this one right now: http://www.sausagemaker.com/6410610electricmeatgrinder.aspx
There’s a slightly heavier one at Amazon for just $20 more, but they want to charge me fifty bucks for shipping.
I’ve made sausage plenty of times. A hand crank model is all you really need.
It does have a plastic food pusher and kubbe attachment. What?
My mom had the hand cranked grinder that bolted on the table. My dad rigged a board up so it wouldn’t ruin the table. She’s drag it out to grind lamb for Lebanese food at holidays.
*sigh* My hand crank grinder is very hard to use and came with no stuffer attachments.
I guess I could just measure the plate, and see if I can find attachments that would fit.
Make Scott do the cranking.
Two tractor trailers, a tow truck and a car involved in a deadly accident on I-81. About six miles south of us. . .
http://www.abc27.com/story/22530976/i-81-south-closed-for-crash-near-newville
Buy it Laura—-you gotta spend money to save money.
I figure if you’re going to use it regularly and it saves you money and lasts a long time just buy the Cadillac
In defending the spying on U.S. citizens, Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Ga., declared Thursday that “there has not been any citizen who has registered a complaint.”
Really, dumbass? It was a “SECRET” program, right? This has to qualify as one of the top ten stupidest things not said on MSNBC this week!
I have a kitchenaid I almost never use, been planning to get the meat grinder for awhile but haven’t bothered yet. Maybe after I get back from my trip.
Georgia can do better than that turd.
meat grinder for the kitchenaid works great, as does the stuffer attachment
tushar found a grinder cheaper than that laura.
Leon – The stupidity of that comment is truly astounding!
I suspect by the end of the day, Saxby will have received a few complaints.
I’d like to smoke whatever it is that Juan Williams is smoking.
At least we don’t have to suffer with Bob Beckel too.
Make Scott do the cranking.
Intrigued, newsletter, etc.
Seriously though, it takes me FOREVER to grind ten pounds of meat by hand. Apparently these machines do it in two minutes.
Quite the sausage fest.
I’m going to smoke a little Bob Beckel and live blog it.
Cool stunt MJ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip0vQnkkiVM
Can you bong Beckel?
Scott does some light housework.
http://is.gd/cr86hb
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Jury-acquits-escort-shooter-4581027.php
Can you bong Beckel?
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Don’t be trashy. Of course you can, but he has to pay first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nqWKg_CzfOU
HA! Ass, gas, or grass…
Yes.
Alright, this is some cool shit: a surgeon implanted total knees with force transducers in living humans. He then measured forces during ADL’s, walking, running, biking, skiing, etc. I had no idea they had done that. It relates to survivability of the implants. Bottom line is don’t ski more than a green trail. Golf is okay. Fapping wasn’t studied.
It’s not “so-called” metadata if it actually IS metadata!
Jimbro, ever hear of atomic oxygen cleaning of implants prior to use?
http://medicaldesign.com/materials/spacecraft-implants
Dude, if you care about your lower body, don’t f*cking ski. Just don’t.
Did they study this, Jimbro? http://youtu.be/aXMFSi04SwU
Afternoon.
>> *sigh* My hand crank grinder is very hard to use and came with no stuffer attachments.
You ever try to jump into a conversation all wrong?
Does anyone have a link to Roamy’s presentation that she did recently? The one where she didn’t say UM 300 times like our current WH resident?
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Do you dent them on purpose?
Absolutely. We charge $450 for every replacement door.
Roamy, I saved that to read later. Sounds cool. Sterilization can damage the implants and lead to damage. This sounds promising.
Leon, we had one talk about AC joint separations and there was a movie clip of a hot woman in yoga pants. I was instantly alert to this clip and was grossed out when she demonstrated her ability to reduce and then dislocate her distal clavicle from the acromion. She worked as a waitress and had no pain. The moral of the clip was to not operate on everyone.
Here, MJ: http://youtu.be/BlcdtdL86tI
MJ – http://youtu.be/BlcdtdL86tI
😛 I still think I sound funny.
Absolutely. We charge $450 for every replacement door.
Your marketing and sales people are the bestest, Jew.
Roamy, did we ever post that at the blog?
You were great, Roamy, and your hair makes me want to cut a bitch. Awesomeness.
Hi everybody!
One week until I go cruisin’
I got a date lined up for Sunday with Tanya. Dinner and a nature walk hosted by one of my former students who works for the Whittier Narrows Nature Center. We are gonna be able to watch them release two raptors (a Swainson’s Hawk and a Great Horned Owl) from the rescue center.
**finger-guns and winks at Cyn, breaks out the wine**
Thanks, Cyn. It’s a team effort.
Thanks Cyn. A was showing off to a friend that is interested in NASA.
XBrad, yes.
Mundane, that sounds neat.
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Roamy – Wonderful job!
Thanks, MJ and MCPO. I have a good chance at another flight experiment that would fly next year or 2015. Can’t believe I get paid to do this on some days. Then I think about the next round of “training” that will probably be inflicted on us because of the IRS, then I remember why.
Being able to watch them release two philosoraptors on a date would be even more awesome.
Skiing a green trail is not skiing, and it’s not safe. You’re on a slope jammed full of people who don’t know how to stop or turn. Much safer to head for an advanced blue or easy black slope, where the speed enhances your edge control (which is easier on knees) and most people are under control.
Moguls suck.
Fingers and everything crossed for you that it comes through, Roamy.
Hopefully, the rain will stop this evening.
I should be here. . .
http://is.gd/moWwbc
It’s 113F here.
Blearg.
Of course, I’m inside, where it’s a frigid 81, so there’s that.
Where is that Chief?
Looks like some shitty town in southern Italy to me.
Michael – Or Greece. . . or Spain. . . or Santorini.
I had to search… that photo was just so mesmerizing: Egadi Islands. Wallpaper worthy.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/7/military-benefits-same-sex-couples-begin-sept-1/
OK, here’s what pisses me off. DOMA was passed as the law of the land precisely to prevent things like this.
Cyn – Off Sicily – been there!
I’m sure that will have no negative consequences whatsoever, XBrad.
I know I asked this before, but bear with an old cocker, how do you search a photo?
So beautiful, MCPO. The title of that photo is ‘Cala Dogana Marina’. Makes me long to travel.
As in out in Google, HS? I go straight to images.google.com. If I want to reverse find, like I did with Chief’s photo, there’s an icon of a camera that you click and then dump in the URL of the photo and it will find other matches.
Pfffftt… You had a chance to travel last fall, but blew us off.
Of course I blew it off – I knew you’d be there.
*winks and pokes you in the ribs*
*snaps your bra*
Ha Ha!
*clinks you beer glass with my highball*
—
So did I answer your question about photo searches?
I think so. Now if only I can remember it.
Where’d the spike in traffic come from? That would be funny if liberals actually showed up here looking for transgendered ergonomics.
…and found big boobs.
“Moguls suck.”
Mogul fields were the best.
That said, I quit skiing because my knees got iffy.
I am wondering if the big news in SoCal is the shooting, or the fact that a gun was actually seen in Santa Monica.
Xbrad, how long you want to bet it takes some E-3 to figure out if he can get some dude to claim to marry him, he can live off base?
He doesn’t even have to marry him, just sign an attestment that he’s in a committed relationship.
Having said that, the new policy doesn’t give housing (and presumably, doesn’t cover BAH, either). DoD can issue ID cards and let ’em use the PX, but BAH costs money, and you have to go to Congress for that.
Gutfeld is in for BO’R tonight.
I’m in a committed relationship with my sand wedge!
Dude, you’re in a committed relationship with Miss Michigan.
Cavuto is talking to Romney. McCain I hate anymore, but not Romney. He’d have have been a good CEO.
I have worked 18 days in a row.
Anyone else notice how quiet our Obama-supporting friends on social media have become in the last 5 days?
fornicate this excretion
I have worked 18 days in a row.
I once made a 7 month deployment with a grand total of 5 days off.
Wretchard hits another one…
http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2013/06/06/the-broadband-empire-and-the-game-of-drones/#more-29440
I worked 6 months in a row. No weekends. So did Anita, but she was TDY to Walnut Creek, CA. We were working on the same project, from the end-points.
I screwed up, it’s 19 days.
I might get day 23 off.
Chief: Did you spend money like a drunken sailor on shore leave on any of those 5 days?
He was a drunken sailor.
Good evening ladies. Golf was fun. Love playing with old friends.
So, what are we doing tonight?
I was up until 4 am last night drinking with the next door neighbor. I would prefer not to do that again.
Unless I’m asked to. She’s pretty hot.
I’m having a frosty adult beverage before my salad.
OK, here’s what pisses me off. DOMA was passed as the law of the land precisely to prevent things like this.
Has it seemed to you like the military has turned liberal over the past few years? I mean, there were some liberal elements over the past 10 years, but in the last year it seems like the whole place is getting turned upside down.
Phat,
Any word from Jordan “exercises”?
Chief, your observation matches mine. One of my lefty friends has an iota of integrity and posted that the NSA thing is wrong.
Everyone else is posting photos of their flowers.
Chris,
Lots of stuff is in place. The Patriots start moving this weekend. The F-16’s are enroute.
I’m no expert, but I’d say 48 hrs after the Patriot batteries get there they will be operational.
My guess is ‘SHIT WILL GET REAL’ next week.
Hotspur – EXACTLY! They won’t even go for the chum I’m putting out!
My lefty friend (here at the same conference) has talked about his kids, the Bruins and the weather. Politics, his usual subject matter, is oddly absent from the topic menu.
/ laughing inside with Gary Glitter “Rock and Roll (Part 1)” playing in my head
I think the DJIA is pricing in Obama’s loss of traction.
My salad is fucking awesome.
I just watched an Angies List commercial and noticed something.
The internet noticed too.
Yeah, I’ve noticed a far, far more liberal bent to the upper and middle echelons of the services lately.
So what does the NSA do with BBF?
If they’re anything like us, they throw up when they see pics of this week’s “model.”
Not everyone enjoys my dancing!?
http://is.gd/Ke14jI
/ laughing inside with Gary Glitter “Rock and Roll (Part 1)” playing in my head
I LOL’d because it was turned up loud enough in your head that I could hear it too.
Nice legs, Chief!
I think I may need some new trousers. . .
Uncle has left the building. He’s been here all week to say goodbye to dad.
I’m not a huge fan of body-painting, but I do feel obligated to share this NSFW post with you guys.
http://www.guns.com/2013/06/07/body-painted-beauties-of-the-armed-forces-19-nsfw-photos/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=body-painted-beauties-of-the-armed-forces-19-nsfw-photos
Car in!
I’m not a huge fan of body-painting, but I do feel obligated to share this NSFW post with you guys.
Strategic buttons.
How you doin’, Carin? Need another chicken?
Bruins win. Sweep Penguins!
Painted ghillie suit girl looks like Moochelle
I’m not a huge fan of body-painting, but I do feel obligated to share this NSFW post with you guys.
Anyone else try to figure out what the medals are, or is it just me.
Man, it is still raining hard out there. I can’t remember the last time it rained so long. All the reservoirs are getting filled tonight.
Who knew that body-painting could kill a poat? I blame Mare.
I hate you all, so very much.
I’m killing this poat, I’m skinning it, and I’m sending the head to the taxidermist.
It’s dead, and it’s mine, and the good parts are already in the crock pot.
*throws hands up and walks away*
Well done, Laura.
Well well…
Heh
Zombie has another great essay/report/photoshoot up.
Zeke spent 2 hours flirting with hot chicks for me.
Go Zeke!
Crap I cannot find my receipt for this laptop. The big box retailer says no returns without receipt.
The body paint was good I don’t think that killed it. It may have sent the males to their bunk, and laura making bacon of it did not hurt either.
I conclude it was me
Which Big Box retailer and how long have you had the laptop? How did you pay?
A retailer that goes by the initials BB Oso and under 14 days with a credit card
I think it is interesting that they have woodland camo on the wimmins, and there is no Technical Sergeant anymore
BB is one of the worst. Sorry. Our posted return policy can usually be “Massaged” at Sam’s and even Target could access credit card info for non’rcpt returns. Wouldn’t hurt to try. Sometimes even BB will give customers a pass “The first time.”
Also the Navy Captain woman’s “uniform” is way off…
Did anybody tell anybody else some cock-and-bull story about why they were late today?
The last one has poor trigger discipline…she is gonna make that thing go off prematurely…
Vman, what about their exchange policy?
Dispute the charge with your CC company.
What XB said. There is always wiggle room with return/exchange policies. Always. I was told today that I was the “Rudest person ever.”
Late night true story. I don’t have a valid alcohol server license. I can’t sell alcohol. Had a guy go through my register today with alcohol purchases that I had to get overrides on. Dumb ass thought I couldn’t sell because of my age. He was mad that I didn’t have an “Under 21” sign on my register. (I’m still trying to get my alcohol class in before the 14th when the license goes from 5 to 3 years)
Owning the comments. There was a newly diagnosed diabetic in my nutrition classes. His wife attended with him. Dan attended the food prep classes with me. Found out today that he passed 2 years ago. I can’t say anything to Dan about the “Popsicle Guy” because he’ll only get mad at me for being all Anwar about my diabetes lately.
One of my friends that was going to the All School Reunion in Vegas this summer was just diagnosed with Stage 4 Lung Cancer. Already in multiple organs and her bones. My Dad made it 6 weeks after his diagnoses. I H8 cancer
I worked for Target off and on for 30 years. When Target had their big annual meeting with celebrities and performers, it was Store Managers and up. 2 of my friends attended WalMart/Sam’s shareholders this week. Dan went last year. Very few execs are invited. This years entertainment included an Elton John concert and a Luke Bryan concert. Hugh Jackman emceed today and they had Tom Cruise, Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, among others. Yes, the associates invited to attend may qualify for POW status. I just find it telling how the perception of WalMart as “Ooooh scary” is so much BS.
One of Dan’s friends built a miniature golf course on his property. He likes to get baked. Same as another friend. Dan and Clifford make up the drinking part of the quartet. Today was “Golf” day. We had a baby haboub. They played pool instead. Clifford’s wife is livid.
A FB friend that is a registered “Independent” and who can be a hippie that needs a total face punch posted a timeline of the Obama scandals. His RL friends started “reporting” him for offensive speech. LOL
I’m still in awe of Twitter. I RT or Star things I find funny or spot on. Mostly in lurker mode. Last week after a bunch of RTs, Twitter changed my password and contacted me that my account was compromised. I blame Chuck Woolery or David Burge.
Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don’t speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he’s all, “Hey quit hasslin’ me cuz’ I don’t speak French” or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I’m like, “Just back off!” And they’re all, “Get out!” And we’re like, “Make me!” It was cool.
A thousand Arabs means a thousand knives, delivered anywhere day or night. It means a thousand camels. That means a thousand packs of high explosives and a thousand crack rifles. We can cross Arabia while Johnny Turk is still turning round, and smash his railways. And while he’s mending them, I’ll smash them somewhere else. In thirteen weeks, I can have Arabia in chaos.
Wordboy had a wordy chant and now he’s free styling. (I may be missing the reference)
We have almost 400 miles on the new POS car and Dan had to gas up yesterday. I tried to get him to take the difference from gassing up the Xterra and putting it straight in the vacation fund. $20
A lot o’ people don’t realize what’s really going on. They view life as a bunch o’ unconnected incidents ‘n things. They don’t realize that there’s this, like, lattice o’ coincidence that lays on top o’ everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp. Suddenly someone’ll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o’ shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin’ for one, either. It’s all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
I’ve been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I’ve been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo’s place when the derp went down. Hey. I know how it is. I’ve been there. We’ve all done bad things. We’ve all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I’m going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don’t know. But I’m going to have to settle this.
I used to have these dreams all the time where I couldn’t stand up straight. I would try to walk, but I was always on the verge of falling over. I mean, it was kind of comical because I would be in a store and I would knock over a big display or something. Breaking a bunch of glass. Stuff like that. But I was always really worried in the dreams because I knew there was something wrong with me. I think it was my mind being literal–telling me that my life was out of balance. The thing is, I haven’t had one of those dreams in months.
I try not to dream. I’m probably missing a reference in Sean’s posts. I H8 the Cards. I don’t know how to say “Puigs.” My mother is a fish.
People think it’s all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn’t do it. After all, we’re not fucking stupid. At least, we’re not that fucking stupid.
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Shit, my grandmother used to say “What’s better, fuckin’, a good plate with nothin’ on it…” no wait I fucked up. “What’s a good plate with nothing on it?”
Six of those are from movies and one is something I wrote. There’s a derp hidden in one of ’em.
Nitey-nite.
/Tin Foil Hat
We know Obama won the election by whipping his voters. He used data and social media to connect with people and send information that was important to the individual.
Is it not logical to assume the opposite? Didn’t he win because many traditional Republican voters stayed home? We assume that Romney didn’t do a good job of motivating them or physically getting them to the polls (ORCA), but could it be that the same tactic was used to the opposite affect by Obama? Did he use data gleaned from who the fuck knows where, and push it to soft voters to get them to stay home?
It’s all fair game unless that data came from government surveillance, right?
/Tin Foil Hat Off
I don’t think any suspicions we have about Obama can fairly be characterized as crazy conspiracy theories anymore. Knowing what we know now, it is fair to assume that he will absolutely abuse any resource of power available to him, and that he considers conservative Americans evil enemies worthy of personal destruction.
…so you can just put that tin foil hat back on and wear it with pride, Mister! Check mine out. It has horns.
*twirls*
wakey wakey
*adjust tin-foil hat
I’ve got a matching wand.
THANK YOU. Sheesh. I had killed it again.
There’s a bunny sitting under my butternut squash a-frame. Glad I put a hoop of wire fencing around the squash mound. I don’t really have a good shot at him with the wood crossbars in the way.
My bunnies don’t go into the garden. I can see ’em in the yard behind the house from my computer perch.
PEOPLE!!
Good morning all!
#occupy conference hall
I learned that low doses of nicotine help bone formation whereas high doses inhibit it (in mice). No research on bunnies—sorry
I like bunnies. They’re very tasty.
I forgot the stack of papers I need for my trip on my desk at work, so I pretty much have to try and get in to the office today.
“try” is actually the operative word here. Damn combo lock is impossible for me.
Nicotine hormesis for osteogenesis?
I’m sure I’ll see an e-Book with a program on offer about that soon. Based on a single study about rabbits.
I’ve only had rabbit once Jew. I took an overnight trip with 2 classmates from school up to Tuckerman Ravine and for dinner we went to a fancy restaurant. It was decided we would eat something we’d never had before. Duck, rabbit and venison was ordered and shared. It was all good!
I have absolutely NO ride for my youngest to his last soccer game today.
fml.
The bunnies are fenced out of the vegetable garden. The squash a-frames are out on the lawn. I decided to keep the winter squashes out of the regular garden because they take up too much room and I want the fence for beans and peas.
I forgot to do my timesheets Leon, I am hoping when I sneek in at 7am Monday I can submit them before the boss arrives and notices.If Not I am in trouble and need to go in this weekend.
I’ve eaten a lot of rabbit, but never wild rabbit. One of these days I’ll give it a go. I’ve been spooked by the thought of tularemia but apparently that is very uncommon and thorough cooking takes care of it.
Hasenpfeffer!
Isn’t there an episode of bug bunny where he’s helping someone make it until he figures out waht’s in it.
Well, if I can’t get in today, I have to hope someone else opens it early on Monday in time for me to make my early flight.
I need to try wild rabbit, too. I’m getting a live trap so we can try to catch whatever’s still sneaking into the barn for cat food. Maybe it’ll be a delicious bunny rather than a cadaverous opossum.
My tin foil hat is tiny, man. Tiny.
Completed a brick this morning. 10 mile bike at 18.75 mph, 5k run at 8:30 pace.
Now I just need to learn to swim again.
*drowns in bathtub (sink)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82297211/
Raccoons are my bet Leon, and their closest relative I have heard is a bear.
I have heard bears are tasty, so may as well give it a go.
19 mph over 10 miles is great MJ.
In my prime I could do 20 for 20. My buddy could do 25 for 20. I hated him because I could not.
Not in a stabby way, just the competitive friend hate.
I’ve seen raccoon prepared and heard it reviewed well by those eating it.
But if it’s been eating Meow Mix, I’m not sure I want to try it.
Last lecturer was a Middle Eastern version of pupster. He had the whole room laughing with gifs sprinkled throughout his PowerPoint presentation.
Heh,
If I ever have to make a go of survival I will survive.
Until then I will buy protean in the grocery store pre cut and wrapped in styrofoam and plastic, thank you very much.
how did I fucking miss this?
Oh yea, I don’t watch tv and hate letterman.
Apparently they did an ENTIRE HOUR of music or something crazy.
FML
If you like your Soylent Green you can keep your Soylent Green
Not me, Vmax. This is my year. I’m going to kill something and eat it.
Thanks Vmax.
And for the record, I’m so happy you are doing well in Texas.
Texas 1, Florida 0.
I think it’s silly at this point to think this administration is not abusing its position and using information against us.
Do you miss Florida, Vman?
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/22308-Psychology-exam-question.html
I totally agree with F.
This is a nice little wrap up:
http://mitchieville.com/2013/06/06/go-home-have-a-nice-quiet-sleep/
If it weren’t for guys like the one in the question, we wouldn’t have western civilization.
Amen, Leon.
I think you are right, lauraw. Every time I feel like I’m being a little nuts-o I remember Jack Ryan and how Obama had no problem fucking up their personal lives mostly because they were stereotypical republicans. White, wealthy, and good looking.
He got where he is by destroying people. Hope my ass.
I know I will miss the ocean eventually. Fortunately I am an hour away from the gulf. So far no Mare, I only miss family
I’ve gone to a lead skullcap. I now believe every conspiracy theory.
He was born in Kenya.
He has been deliberately molded by enemies of this nation into being the straw that breaks the back of the Union.
They’ve placed every one of his associates in precisely the same way.
Also, they are Reptoids.
And I’m pretty sure shaving cream/gel is a hoax. After I run out I’m switching to coconut oil.
killed it?
No, just re-reading that list of atrocities from Mitchieville and missing my country.
Transcript of Rush’s show:
And she did it again on this Washington Watch with Roland Martin show back on February 3rd of 2013. He said to her, “The reality is like anything else: You’d better get what you can while he’s there, because, look, come 2016, that’s it.”
WATERS: Well, you know, I don’t know, and I think some people are missing something here. The president has put in place an organization that contains the kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life. That’s going to be very, very powerful. That database will have information about everything on every individual in ways that it’s never been done before.
RUSH: See, she gives it up. Now, I remember playing that sound bite, and we made a big deal about it at the website, Rush 24/7, and we thought, “Well, it’s just Maxine being Maxine.” But in this case now going back, looking at it in hindsight, what in the world was she talking about? At the time we thought she was talking about all of his high-tech campaign advancements. But maybe she wasn’t.
That’s frickin chilling.
Sequester x 100. That might begin to chip away at the problem.
We should minimally keep sequestering until it actually hurts.
And we have political sell out whimps like John Bohner that are “leadership” on our side that have not met a principal they would not compromise to stay in power.
Morning, cool kids
I’ve read that bit of transcript 4 times and it’s horrendous. WTF?
A new place to keep chatroom chatting has been tossed up, cool kids.
You know…I am really beginning to get a mad-on for Obama. ACA has basically cancelled my son’s gymnastic therapy. The one OT they have left is the owner and he is not going to deal with insurance anymore. So, I have to fork over cash
Write a letter begging Sebelius for help, Mundy. That’s how these things are decided now.
Holy shit! Is this abomination still on top? Yikes.