Hi errrrvryone. Welcome to the official start of the weekend! If you haven’t put up your tree, lights, garland, stockings, or decorated the washer and dryer that reside in your front yard, YOU SUCK!!!! Seriously, you better get on that you lazy POS.
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I wrote today’s song while approaching a semi-concious state after smoking opium with today’s model. I fired up the ‘ol time machine and punched in the coordinates ’20-naught-09, 23-skidoo, left-52, geisha gash dick punch, 49-swing.’ I was promptly taken to Japan where Nanomi Takizawa waited for me, then tempted me to ride the white dragon. When in Japan, do as the 19th century Chinese do. That’s what I always say.
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I believe there were some fairly important events that took place today… I’m not going to mention it because this isn’t an appropriate place. I’ll update the post with a link to Dave’s post at the mothership later this afternoon or tonight. Still test time fuckers. No such luck if you didn’t study.
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1732 – The Royal Opera House opens at Covent Garden, London.
1776 – Marquis de Lafayette arranges to enter the American military as a major general.
1917 – World War I: The United States declares war on Austria-Hungary.
1946 – A fire at the Winecoff Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia kills 119 people, the deadliest hotel fire in U.S. history.
1949 – Chinese Civil War: The government of Republic of China moves from Nanking to Taipei.
1963 – Instant replay makes its debut during an Army–Navy game.
1972 – Apollo 17, the last Apollo moon mission, is launched. The crew takes the photograph known as The Blue Marble as they leave the Earth.
1975 – Indonesia invades East Timor.
1988 – Yasser Arafat recognizes the right of Israel to exist.
1999 – The Recording Industry Association of America files a lawsuit against the Napster.
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I think the last picture is my favorite. Which boobies do you like?
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Who kidnapped MJ?
Mare, I’m all for transsexuals acceptance to play women’s sports.
I eagerly await for the feminists to twist themselves into pretzels. Can you imagine?
Women’s college sports – and scholarships – being awarded to transgendered men who aren’t good enough to compete with danglers. Switch to women’s teams – WINNING.
Praying for Mrs Pup
Hotspur, MJ knows he’s walking a thin line. He’s lulling you men into a false sense of security – then he’ll hit you with another monstrosity.
Talking point for the day – if any lib mentions the GREAT unemployment numbers, kindly explain that last month an additional 540,000 people dropped out of the labor force.
Thank you very much, kind people.
Carin, everything about that story is sickening. Gross and sickening.
Yeah, .005% behavior is normal and we should accept it as normal.
FU!
Our BBF model seems nice.
Mare, you don’t seen as excited as I to see the feminists arguing with the transgendered folks that female scholarships should be open to male-born “women.”
*claps hands with glee.
*give Rage Baby a cookie.
Nice job. A return to the other side of the Pacific.
Shoot, Carin, that appeared to be sending the FU to you……NO, we are on the same page on this.
Everyone but the foot soldiers are turning the military into a PC swamp.
FU!!
http://www.reagancoalition.com/articles/2012/20121206004-judge-beard.html
http://tinyurl.com/bszj3c2
Morning. The Asian chick looks friendly.
That baby looks awfully familiar.
Mare – I can assure you the move to remove the judge was prompted by political appointees.
Heh, my dad was not happy about that judge story, either.
HotBride reminded me on my way out the door that today is Big Boob Friday.
What have you guys done to her?
So, Michigan ramming through RTW legislation, just like Wisconsin did.
How long until the recall petitions go out?
I just love the optics of this story, J’ames.
“Say NO To RIGHT TO WORK”.
LOL . It’s just beautiful.
Which boobies do you like?
Yes!
HAHAHA
This 2 minute video proves that the PC of being a democrat is stupid:
Also what is fun – are the libs crying that Synder and the republicans are ramming this through.
it’s … undemocratic.
LOL.
Man, it is an ugly day here today. YUCK!
Jammie Wearing Fool has a good headline for Car in:
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/union-goons-react-calmly-as-michigan-becomes-right-to-work-state/
Undemocratic when 12 Dems walk out, or that Republicans outnumber the Dems?
Kinda like Obamacare, huh? How’s that taste, MI Dems?
No doubt, MCPO. There have been a number of instances where the faggoty PC crowd has used the military to further their agenda. The spineless douche brass go along. Gay wedding at West Point. That’s a fricken heart breaker right there.
FU!!!
When Democrats ram legislation through it’s doing the work of the people. When the GOP does it, it’s “slamming” though legislation.
Yep, pretty much covers the MFM, doesn’t it?
Synder needs to pass the Right To Work Legislation so we can find out what’s in it.
It’s the Chicago Trib, Jay.
They never slam anything through in Chicago.
Heh. Synder admitted it was prop 2 that motivated him to do the Right To Work stuff.
Ha haa haaa haa … suck it Trumka.
Which one was prop 2?
Funny how libs react when a steaming plate of shit is being served to them. Take big bites, assholes, you’ll get it over with sooner.
Hahahahahahaha
“Proposal 2 would have given every union bargaining agreement in the public sector the power of the constitution and thus the ability to supersede laws created by reform-minded governors.
Michigan’s attorney general estimated that, if the amendment passed, it would have overruled in whole or part 18 sections of Michigan’s constitution and 170 laws. (A repeal of these laws would have cost the state $1.6 billion a year in projected savings.)”
Trumka wanted to use Michigan as his test case, then expand this to other states.
SUCK IT TRUMKA.
The GOP has both houses here, but seem to be too chicken to ‘ram’ such a thing through. The gubnor is a lazy assed dem, while opposing the GOP whenever he could, took credit for their success and made commercials how ‘they’ (he and GOP) worked together to get the things done, during his re-election.
Ha ha ha , Hotspur.
You are exactly right.
And this would have never happened if the unions hadn’t tried Prop 2, and all the bullshit ads /lies they put out about it.
eff them.
It was also the bridge proposal that was backed by the unions that changed Snyder’s position.
Elections have consequences, children.
It’s amazing how red Missouri has gotten, even with the Akin/McCaskill debacle. I’m surprised that you didn’t get a GOP governor.
Trumka is loathsome.
Anyone who thinks this Country will EVER be “united” again is in a friggen dream world. So many of us will NEVER align with the left. It’s impossible if you have principles and stick to them.
Even after 9-11, there were lefties who openly stated we deserved it, etc.. Yeah, I’m really going to be united with those assholes.
And every year there seem to be more of them.
Aaaaand, in the Hollywood has no original ideas column (spoilers for the new Star Trek movie ahead!):
http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/japanese-star-trek-darkness-trailer-confirms-movies-villain-worst-fears.html
Meh, I wasn’t impressed with the Star Trek fanfic movie.
The newest one was eye candy. But I thought Abrams brought a pretty good twist to the story.
Some of the best Star Trek stories revolve around the relationship of the Romulans and the Vulcans.
I have never watched Star Trek / Star Wars.
Just high elves and dark elves to me, Jay.
Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Best of the bunch.
This makes me miss Rosetta:
http://etsyketsy.blogspot.com/2009/02/penguin.html
Shoot, I had to change that, stupid internet thingys.
Need a little help from one of you code monkeys. Can I convert an xml file to html or .doc format? If so, how?
It’s a text file, so you should be able to view the contents, just open in Notepad, or IE. Formatting is a different beast.
Mornin’ all!
Can’t do a direct convert to html, as that’s a specialized version of an xml file.
New word docs (.docx) are xml files already.
Rebecca decreed that all of us had to wear matching shirts this morning (on Fridays, her class goes bowling, so they all wear shirts from the school).
She even went so far as to pick out everyone’s clothes for them and lay them out on the bed.
Kid cracks me up.
Anyone who thinks this Country will EVER be “united” again is in a friggen dream world. So many of us will NEVER align with the left. It’s impossible if you have principles and stick to them.
Even after 9-11, there were lefties who openly stated we deserved it, etc.. Yeah, I’m really going to be united with those assholes.
And every year there seem to be more of them.
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I think you are right. A few days ago I finally told one of my low information liberal friends what the right thinks about the left. Mainly that they are stupid, racist, socialist pieces of shit. I also explained that after this election there will be total war from here on out, in every aspect of life.
My Kindle FIRE makes me so productive.
*plays Angry Birds
Didjall see where Obama’s job approval has been rising?
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_obama_job_approval-1044.html
I had no idea so many people were rooting for failure.
I don’t think this divisiveness is helpful. We should help our President get his economic stimulus passed, because that’s the only way we’ll get Teh Jobs! back.
Man, it’s hard to talk like that.
Well crap. The xml file I downloaded from WP won’t open in notepad, nor either of two different xml viewers I’ve tried. Something about a bad name?
MJ, it got personal when they started openly advocating taking my rights away. The actual way I live my life has been impacted (even more). How I spend my money, how I take care of my health, what guns I buy, what I can eat, frisking during travel, what cars I drive, black box in my car, black box on my house to determine electrical usage. We all know the list is endless.
I’m viscerally angry that they feel my money is the governments and the government should determine how much I get to keep.
And to be honest, I am sick of (hate) the moochers. That obamaphone woman is a POS to me.
I saw that, George, and I’m amazed as well. What has he done to warrant that approval? I can’t even think of anything the lefties like, other than bashing Republicans.
It’s porn isn’t it.
xbrad, Copy it to a new file, and rename it to test.txt
Incredibly, Scott, no.
And I’m REALLY sick of the elite left, who presume they are above the fray but will open their pinot noir holes to tell us how things should be, have no care for the unintended consequences and then have the freakishly shaved balls to tell me it’s my fault, I’m racist, stupid and haven’t given enough.
What has he done to warrant that approval?
Too many sheep. ABC/CBS/NBC tells them what to think.
Also:
http://tinyurl.com/a65bdoo
reference to undeclared namespace prefix: ‘atom’.
Great cover pic at http://www.bing.com
and Elvis is still awesome:
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/elvis-presley-1961-benefit-concert-for-uss-arizona-memorial
It’s porn isn’t it.
Then you ought to be able to open it on the bathroom throne.
And then there is a huge swath of people, who are lazy pieces of shit, who applaud the productive being kicked in the knees. I’m related to five of them…..parents/sister/brothers.
Hmm, something is embedded in there. Email me the link, if you want, and i’ll try to open it.
This is what dictators do:
President Barack Obama will visit a suburban Detroit truck plant Monday afternoon, a visit an aide says is to part of an effort to make the case for raising tax rates on wealthier Americans.
Obama will participate in “an event on the economy” at the Detroit Diesel plant in Redford Township, according to a White House statement Thursday.
An administration official said earlier that the Michigan trip is part of Obama’s effort to get public backing for his positions and use that support to pressure Republicans to reach a deal on the “fiscal cliff.”
The event will be closed to the public.
Is it just me?
James, it’s a 27mb download. I’ll shoot you a dropbox link shortly.
Too many sheep. ABC/CBS/NBC tells them what to think.
Jon Stewart and Letterman et al. are the real news sources for our citizen drones.
No, Carin, it isn’t.
My new philosophy from here on out is that every time something goes to shit as the result of Obama’s policies, I will quietly but firmly remind Obama voters that they are merely getting what they asked for – nay, demanded.
No mercy.
“Oh, I’m sorry – you’re being forced by the government to pay $5,000 a year for an insurance policy? With a $1,500 deductible? And a 30% co-pay? Too bad you didn’t listen to us when we tried to tell you what was in the bill before it got passed. Now shut up and pay for your free healthcare.”
atom is usually an RSS feed.
But notepad has trouble with large files like that. Try WordPad, or a free text reader like Notepad++
And to be honest, I am sick of (hate) the moochers. That obamaphone woman is a POS to me.
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I think I love you.
J’ames, here’s the dropbox link
http://db.tt/frPnPWx4
…to pressure Republicans to reach a deal on the “fiscal cliff.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought that sequestration WAS the deal that was made months ago.
There isn’t any “deal” to be reached at this point – the terms were dictated already.
D’oh! Got it open in Wordpad. Now to see if I can do the conversion via paste special on Open Office.
“Oh, your company is going to shut down, and you’re going to be out of a job? Look on the bright side – at least that evil, greedy corporation won’t be making any more profits from your labor. That’s what you wanted, right?’
I got it to open in Notepad++ and Wordpad, but it’s crashing IE.
Look how even al-Reuters cannot report on the new Obamacare medical device taxes without contradicting itself.
Many medical devices that are sold over-the-counter – such eyeglasses, contact lenses and hearing aids – are exempt from the tax, as are prosthetics, the IRS said.
The tax applies mostly to devices used and implanted by medical professionals, including items as complex as pacemakers or as simple as tongue depressors.
Products sold for humanitarian reasons, such as experimental cancer treatment devices, are not exempt from the tax.
However the article ends with something clearly sold over the counter facing taxation:
In one potentially problematic aspect of the tax, companies selling dual-use products to medical and non-medical customers must pay the tax on those products…
For example, it remains “an open question” when latex gloves come under the tax, he said.
Should be able to open it in OpenOffice, I just did in Writer.
Eh, I’ll get it eventually. It’s just the collection of my blog posts. I wanna strip out the fluff, and edit and format the real posts. Maybe kindleize ’em.
And I’m REALLY sick of the elite left, who presume they are above the fray but will open their pinot noir holes to tell us how things should be, have no care for the unintended consequences and then have the freakishly shaved balls to tell me it’s my fault, I’m racist, stupid and haven’t given enough.
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Daddy is too much of a pussy to handle the response necessary for this type of comment, so he woke me up from my nap to give it a whirl.
The left can suck my disproportionately large balls. They aren’t worthy of debate anymore. They can’t be reasoned with, so therefore must be made to see the consequences of their shitty, juvenile, freedom destroying choices.
Daddy will most likely be in a position to inflict pain on lefty constituents and I’ll make sure he doesn’t puss out.
BTW, are giant purple dildoes medical devices? Because a forceful application of said devices may be necessary to straighten out liberal minds.
Do you use Calibre? Open source stuff to create ebooks.
Hoo boy, I’m starting to get a stomach ache. Too much coffee/stress?
This did not help:
http://tinyurl.com/akyma7n
Xbrad, I’ll write a quick xml reader, and parse it for you. Should be able to separate the elements out for you.
I hope Rage Baby becomes a permanent fixture here at the H2.
The elite left has a whale rotting on it’s beach.
Oh, the worst part about that rapper story? He’s going to the White House.
The elite left has a whale rotting on it’s beach.
There are two? I’m counting Streisand.
Oh, the worst part about that rapper story? He’s going to the White House.
Probably to receive the Congressional Medal Of Freestuff, Bitchez.
I hope its there for Christmas. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a rotting whale in your backyard.
Fucking formula. Tastes like shit.
*hic-burp*
Mix it with Baileys, RageBaby. Mom won’t even know.
“Oh, you have to spend a lot of money to fill up your tank with gas? Too bad that you voted for someone who thinks that coal and gas are evil and wants to make people pay through the nose for using them. Perhaps you should buy one of those $45,000 electric cars built by Obama Motors.”
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a rotting whale in your backyard.
LOLOLOLOL
*slips red meth into RageBaby’s Jägermeistermargaritababyformula*
It’s kind of hard to fit presents underneath a rotting whale. But at least you don’t have to water it.
* plugs in string of lights *
Come gather round the Christmas whale!
Obama is telling a middle class family that everyone is going to have to sacrifice, however, he’ll be going to Hawaii for three weeks.
Stomach hurts again.
I’m making the popcorn strings for the Yule Whale.
This could take a while.
Yep, Teresa, I’ve long ago given up the pretense of civility with lefties. Although what you’re saying isn’t uncivil, it’s simply the truth.
Thanks, J’ames. Hold off on that for now. I think the file size is causing problems, so I’ll just break it into smaller pieces.
GO, yep, I use calibre for all kinds of stuff.
Obama is telling a middle class family that everyone is going to have to sacrifice, however, he’ll be going to Hawaii for three weeks.
Hey, he has sacrificed. He was going to stay for four weeks.
Hmmm…Japanese chick on Pearl Harbor Day…. ok they’re our friends now. Mighta been mentioned in the day in history.
But yes!, last pic is winner. Moldy shower pic not so much.
If he really wants to help, he shouldn’t come back.
WTFF is wrong with everyone? Nikki Haley?
http://tinyurl.com/bkksfo7
Yeah, we need more party dick faces.
Should have appointed Tim Scott. He could be the senate black caucus.
That’s all congress needs is another attorney.
Of course it should be Tim Scott, not some party hack. Shit, I’m just completely frustrated.
And Boehner better not show his face at my local Tom Thumb/Walmart. All hell will break loose.
WTFF is wrong with everyone? Nikki Haley?
Same as it ever was. The day will come when we think of Bob Dole as a radical right winger.
I think we all know Boehner will keep playing Charlie Brown to Lucy Obama.
There’s a move afoot to unseat Boehner as speaker. Only takes 18 reps to abstain from voting for him.
We are having these fights because there is nowhere left to go.
There are 4 types of people in my book Explorers, Pioneers Settlers and the Dumb Masses.
The explorers explore the pioneers and settlers make a thriving economy and the masses move to where there is money do not like that it is not the shithole they left behind and make it so.
Unfortunately the lag time between explorer and pioneer to the solar system has been lagging
Zeke is whining like Xbrad with a splinter so I will check on the timeframe between Lewis and Clark and the Mountain men and Columbus and St Augustine or something like that.
“There’s a move afoot to unseat Boehner as speaker. Only takes 18 reps to abstain from voting for him.”
Yes, I read that and don’t know who they replace him with but could the new person be worse? Don’t think so.
Boehner should just walk out of the meeting and let everyone know that he and Obama smoked a few cigarettes and that it was productive.
You mean, “smoked a few fatties.”
Why We Lost, part #375,237:
Was in NYC last night. Went out for drinks with a client, who insisted that he was intelligent and well-read.
Politics was discussed. (I know, bad idea.) But client was supposedly an independent who thinks all Dems lie and at least Republicans tell it like it is. But he didn’t vote for Romney.
His reasoning?
1) Sarah Palin is dumb. Evidenced by her statement that she could see Russia from her house.
2) The Tea Party is nothing but a group of ignorant people who want to shut down the government.
3) Romney based his entire campaign on shutting down Public Broadcasting. Nothing else.
That was it. No amount of rebuttal with, yannow, actual facts, was going to sway him from his opinions.
It was an interesting evening.
Yep, Teresa, I’ve long ago given up the pretense of civility with lefties. Although what you’re saying isn’t uncivil, it’s simply the truth.
When I take that approach, they all start caterwauling and calling me names.
Their rage keeps me warm.
And I laugh like Linda Blair in “The Exorcist”.
It’s quite cathartic, actually – reminds me of the days when my know-it-all teenagers got their comeuppance after being taught a particularly harsh “Life Lesson”.
Or, as I liked to call it, the “Sucks to Be You” solution.
Harsh, but effective.
On the plus side, however, he did agree that the housing crisis was due, in large part, to Carter’s creation of Fannie Mae and the push for everyone to own a home.
But then he backed that up with “all the homes that the big evil banks foreclosed on should be given to poor people.”
But he didn’t vote for Romney.
I hope that you will remind him of that fact every time something that he doesn’t like happens over the next 4 years.
He had his chance.
Oh, and there wouldn’t have been such a big problem in NYC and the surrounding areas from Sandy if they had only recognized 10 days in advance that Sandy was going to hit them and they did the right thing and evacuated.
10 days prior. When it was obvious to everyone the track the storm was going to take.
10. days. prior.
I thought Fannie and Freddie started under FDR. Carter just made it more awful than it already was, as did Clinton.
I hope that you will remind him of that fact every time something that he doesn’t like happens over the next 4 years.
I kept mentioning how the media attacked Romney mercilessly over the most idiotic and inane BS while protecting and supporting Obama.
His response? “Why do you keep bringing up Obama? I told you I didn’t like him!”
Simply could not understand that he bought into the media’s bullshit.
My local radio station just announced that unemployment has, “dropped to a 4 year low!”
Holy Sheeeeeeit.
I’ve always thought the notion of equal time on the radio is stupid. Every 15 minutes by law stations are required to give news. Those news suppliers are owned by ABC, FOX etc.. It’s equal time already. Rush can spend 12 minutes explaining that the unemployment numbers don’t take into account the 540,000 that dropped out. Then less than one minute is spent slapping Obama on the back.
I give this poat 14 of these thingies: ))))))))))))))
And — to his detriment — GHWB.
webex meeting.
bbl
Carter signed the CRA into law. Clinton gave it teeth that made it a cudgel against lenders to force them to loan to deadbeats on a racial basis. Yes, racial. Face it, “anti-discrimination” regs and requirements to lend to “lower class urban areas” is in fact forced discrimination that favors non-whites in effect.
Look how even al-Reuters cannot report on the new Obamacare medical device taxes without contradicting itself.
The ‘friend’ on facebutt that defriended me because he’s a Barry pole smoker and I’m not? He works for a medical device company. Medical device companies are feeling the ‘heat’. I hope this guy gets it good and hard from his boyfriend Barry.
*rubs hands together like Mr. Burns*
Yeah, it’s come to this but what the hell, he will probably get on Barry’s free-shit wagon.
Good morning, Jerkstore shoppers.
I’m in my happy place, I’m in my happy place…..
This picture always kicks my ass too:
http://piccsy.com/2012/01/friend-5x5ezcuff/
This picture always kicks my ass too:
You know that dog reached up and bit that kid’s face off 10 seconds after that picture was snapped, right?
But then he backed that up with “all the homes that the big evil banks foreclosed on should be given to poor people.”
Perhaps he should give a brand, spanking new car to his teenager. I’m sure he/she is too poor to buy one of their own.
His response? “Why do you keep bringing up Obama? I told you I didn’t like him!”
And yet, he voted (I’m assuming) – and not for Mitt Romney.
Got it.
I need to back away from the news sites:
http://tinyurl.com/afs7aym
Oh, and client was against “big business” Railed against it all night. All Politcians care about is “big business”
He seemed.. perplexed.. when I mentioned that the “C” in CPB”, which provides about 15% of the PBS’ funding, stood for “Corporation” and that they are a multi-million dollar entity that is simply given our tax dollars because shut up.
Well, that’s it, I’m going to end it all today:
http://tinyurl.com/bgu8ysv
“You know that dog reached up and bit that kid’s face off 10 seconds after that picture was snapped, right?”
Good, that kid is probably a moocher.
He also tried to tell me that the government has not taken over student loans because you don’t need student loans to go to college because if you just put away $10 per week, you can afford to go to college anywhere without a loan..
0_o
“Yeah” I said. “Best of luck with that.”
Good, that kid is probably a moocher.
You just know he got that chair from some “charity…”
Wait, Wiser, did you say this guy was in business? What a pimp? He’s an idiot.
What kind of stupid college scheme is he talking about? $10/week……hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope you took his iPhone away from him, Wiser.
Poor dear probably didn’t realize he was betraying his cherished principles by using that shiny tool made by one of the biggest businesses out there.
They’re sneaky bastards.
Oh, and client was against “big business” Railed against it all night.
So he works a non-profit, yes?
You just know he got that chair from some “charity…”
Yep.
Has this genius bothered to look at interest rates? Maybe when Carter was President and you were making 17.5%….hahahahahaha
Mare goes to McDonald’s
He also tried to tell me that the government has not taken over student loans
Someone really needs to talk to his ‘boss’. I’m all for giving the disabled an opportunity, but one more fitting to their abilities.
He seemed.. perplexed.. when I mentioned that the “C” in CPB”, which provides about 15% of the PBS’ funding, stood for “Corporation”
“Whoah, man, are you sure it’s not, like ‘Commune’?”
Well, my husband and his brother never took out loans for college. My son didn’t (we helped 2 years worth). The girl won’t. But then they never went to a college above their means for a meaningless degree.
So he works a non-profit, yes?
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
riiiiight.
Oh, and did you know that the levees were intentionally blown up during Katrina to … keep the water from breaching the levees? He knows that because his grandmother lived there
Oh, and Bush was an idiot because he should have stepped on the Mayor and Governor of Louisiana and forcibly dragged people from their homes before Katrina hit even after the Governor refused his offer of the National Guard. Because, at least 10-12 days in advance, everyone knew Katrina was going to be a Cat 5 hurricane that was going to hit NO.
Like Obama did for Sandy. Which was one of the two good things he did. That and killing Osama.
That;s why Obama looked so good after Sandy and Bush looked like an incompetent boob.
I asked him if they should evacuate NYC every time a storm starts brewing out in the Atlantic. He said “If they know it’s going to hit NY, then yes.”
He also tried to tell me that the government has not taken over student loans
Apparently he doesn’t know what was “in the bill” even AFTER they passed it.
Someone should tell Nancy Pelosi.
So he has no actual concept of what happened during Sandy.
No deaths, no destruction, no power outages lasting for weeks…..
Nobody knows that, Mare – the media acts as if Sandy never happened.
Like Obama did for Sandy. Which was one of the two good things he did.
Okay, is that dude the same one in your McDonald’s video? WTF?
No deaths, no destruction, no power outages lasting for weeks…..
Oh, he was without power for 2 weeks.
But Obama fixed that. But he doesn’t like him anyway, because Democrats lie.
Trust me, it was an interesting night. After a while, I just sat there, stunned into silence, because I simply could not formulate a rational argument against him.
Because there was none.
You should have checked his arms for track marks.
“But Obama fixed that.”
Hoo Boy.
“Because there was none.”
Yes.
Nobody knows that, Mare – the media acts as if Sandy never happened.
I tried to mention how interesting I thought it was that, during Katrina, the media ran stories 24-hours a day on the death and destruction, but somehow, they couldn’t find the time to mention any of that re: Sandy.
He said that was because all Bush did was send gunboats into NO to shoot people. Obama sent in FEMA to help people, so it wasn’t as bad.
Someone needs to give that McDonald’s lady an Obamaphone and a free house.
That’s obviously all she needs to turn her life around…..
How the f*ck does Obama ‘fix’ those things.
Hearing about assholes like this make my pilot light’s blue flame crank to smoking crater.
He said that was because all Bush did was send gunboats into NO to shoot people.
Crack. You put crack in his cocktail, didn’t you?
“He said that was because all Bush did was send gunboats into NO to shoot people. Obama sent in FEMA to help people, so it wasn’t as bad.”
I’M embarrassed he said that, we are well and truly screwed.
We’re STILL hearing about Katrina.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
How the f*ck does Obama ‘fix’ those things.
He is Just.That.Awesome.
He also made gas prices go down.
Oh, and all of the death and destruction in NO was about race. And big business. (I guess no black people live in Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan or Staten Island.)
NO got nothing…. NOTHING.. to help them rebuild because there are so many black people there. I wanted to mention this:
At President Bush’s request, Congress provided a total of $16.7 billion in federal funds as part of the largest housing recovery program in U.S. history.
http://www.hud.gov/katrina/factsheet.cfm
or this (from 2007, only 2 years after Katrina):
Here’s a pop quiz: How much money has Uncle Sam spent on New Orleans and the Gulf region since Hurricane Katrina ripped the place apart?
I’ll give you the answer because you’ll never guess it. The grand total is $127 billion (including tax relief).
http://tinyurl.com/98cleot
Sadly, I didn’t have the numbers in my head at the time, but I knew it was an insane amount.
Not that it would have changed his point of view.
Reading the comments it seems that the left is pretty good at getting bullshit into people’s minds. How do we do that?
They seem to start with “Bush is letting black people die in NO because he hates black people,” then it snowballs from there.
Crack. You put crack in his cocktail, didn’t you?
The other guys I was with, both of whom I work with, were laughing their asses off, because they knew I was biting my tongue so much, there was probably blood coming out of my mouth.
Had to keep telling myself “don’t fight with the client, don’t fight with the client, the customer is always right….”
yannow, you read the comments at DKos and elsewhere and you think “naaaaaah, these people can’t be real, can they?”
Then you meet one in real life and it is … stunning.
I guess it shouldn’t be, but it truly is.
How do we do that?
Stop going after the high-information, intelligent people and start making up insane bullshit to attract the nut-jobs and conspiracy theorists?
Wait… too late, Luap Nor has them locked up already.
Sadly, I didn’t have the numbers in my head at the time, but I knew it was an insane amount.
Not that it would have changed his point of view.
Bingo. It wouldn’t have mattered. George W. Bush himself could have signed a billion dollar check and handed it over to Ray Nagin in a ceremony in Jackson Square, and your friend would come up with something he “heard” (God only knows where) about how Halliburton stole all the money anyway. Or he’d just say “Yeah, maybe, but DICK CHENEY WAS RAPING BABIES IN TEH SOOPERDOME!!!!”
He found a narrative he’s comfortable with, and he’s sticking with it.
On the plus side, The 25 or 26 year-old black guy from California who was with us told me afterwards that I had convinced him to vote for Romney after he and I talked in Chicago a few months back.
His reason? “MATH!”
So there is that.
Halliburton stole all the money anyway. Or he’d just say “Yeah, maybe, but DICK CHENEY WAS RAPING BABIES IN TEH SOOPERDOME!!!!”
Oh yeah, he did go off on Halliburton and Cheney too. In his mind, that’s why everyone in NO is still living on the streets, because Cheney and Halliburton simply took all the money that was supposed to go to rebuilding NO and kept it for themselves.
Wait… too late, Luap Nor has them locked up already.
He retired, we’ve got a shot at them.
“Which boobies do you like?”
left & right
What about the boobie in the middle?
If the people actually running NO hadn’t mis-allocated funds for nigh-on forever, the levees might have held.
“Yeah, maybe, but DICK CHENEY WAS RAPING BABIES IN TEH SOOPERDOME!!!!”
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Super Rape is better than regular rape.
The 25 or 26 year-old black guy from California who was with us told me afterwards that I had convinced him to vote for Romney after he and I talked in Chicago a few months back.
*gives Wiser a gold star*
Ya done good, buddy.
I remember giving in and I just started blaming Bush for EVERYTHING! Broken fingernail, flat tire, didn’t matter, I blamed Bush. Only one person got it.
the customer is always right….”
Now see, that is not something I chant when one pisses me off. It’s more like ‘shut up, gotta keep my job, gotta take their money because the bottom line is the money…stupid jackhole is lucky it is not my last day…’
TAGNASH REMINDS YOU SCUM THAT YOU HAD A CHANCE TO VOTE FOR A LASTING SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
BUT YOU DID NOT.
TAGNASH RECALLS A FAMOUS QUOTE FROM ‘NATHGAM THE FIFTH RULER OF PLANET TAGNASH, BUT BACK WHEN IT WAS CALLED PLANET NATHGAM’:
“Those who would give up Total Planetary Annihilation to purchase a little Social Welfare, deserve neither Annihilation nor Welfare.”
HOWEVER, TAGNASH IS WILLING TO GRANT YOU A MULLIGAN, BWAAA HA HA HAAAA!!
DIE, FILTH!!!
Our customers are never right. They have no idea what they want, so I try to tell them.
…and start making up insane bullshit…
If we were really clever, we’d figure out a way to say exactly the same things that the liberals are saying, then sit back while they wear themselves out trying to prove how crazy those concepts are.
It will backfire, of course – liberals have the advantage of their voting base being too stupid to think for themselves. You can’t fight something like that.
How do we do that?
Take over the media.
I remember giving in and I just started blaming Bush for EVERYTHING! Broken fingernail, flat tire, didn’t matter, I blamed Bush. Only one person got it.
It’s hard to fight a battle of wits with unarmed opponents…..
Remember when we thought Big Bird, Binders, and Birth Control was just too stupid to work as a campaign?
Workout, laundry, and haircut (in the garage) finished.
Dance, monkeys. DANCE!
I’m pretty sure an ad campaign that consisted of nothing but rolling fiscal stats superimposed on footage of Obama golfing sped up and accompanied by the Benny Hill music would actually work at this point.
Where I work, I estimate that the customer is wrong 75% of the time. They are mostly fatasses that want free cake.
One told us that last year, because someone spelled the name wrong (an easy fix), they were given the cake for free – as a smash cake for the baby – and were made another. They gave the baby the entire cake and wound up taking him to the ER.
Clearly, cake needs to be a schedule 1 narcotic.
I’m so old I remember when we thought banning birth control was a cute lie no one would believe.
Who gives a baby a 1/4 sheet cake? When my kids turned one, they got the first ‘small’ piece to demolish. They only ate half and wore the other half.
I’m so old I remember running up to the drug store to buy my mom’s cigarettes when I was 9, or stores being closed on Sunday, or people doing without instead of ever getting on welfare.
I used to think that Americans were ‘smarter than that.’
We’re not. Now let’s exploit that fact.
It was probably the gluten. I think Rage Baby can handle gluten.
My mom grew up in public housing and would tell me that it was a decent place, just poor.
The overriding thought was to get the fuck out. Now it’s to get the fuck more.
Oh, that’s right. I need to ask you gluten freaks if there’s some sort of test to find out if I’m allergic to it.
My wife is concerned I might have something wrong with me because my cheeks and ears get pink sometimes.
TAGNASH REMINDS YOU SCUM THAT YOU HAD A CHANCE TO VOTE FOR A LASTING SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
BUT YOU DID NOT.
Don’t blame me. I voted for H8.
I’m so old that I remember when having a child out of wedlock was shameful.
Remember when we thought Big Bird, Binders, and Birth Control was just too stupid to work as a campaign?
Snarky bumper-sticker politics.
Helps the hipster douchebags think they are smart without them actually having to be smart.
Saves so much time…
Oh, that’s right. I need to ask you gluten freaks if there’s some sort of test to find out if I’m allergic to it.
I would ban you for this if you weren’t so damn cute
http://tinyurl.com/cf99fhg
I was talking to mom on the phone today and we were both laughing at the concept of ‘helping the poor.’
We do need to help the absolute needy and indigent. They are small in number and the amount needed for them is a pittance, frankly.
Those who are merely poor need 1) a quality public education, and 2) an economy in which Help Wanted signs proliferate.
We are doing neither of those things for the merely poor. Instead, we are putting lavish no-work lifestyles on the national credit card and pretending it’s humanitarianism.
Let. It. Burn.
I need to ask you gluten freaks if there’s some sort of test to find out if I’m allergic to it.
Eat something with a miniscule amount of gluten in it. Then, if you EVAR have any kind of health problem at any time during the course of the rest of your life, you’re allergic.
Why does Bush get all the credit?
fuck.
MJ, there’s a test for celiac, but there are non-celiac gluten sensitivities in many persons, and the severity of the reaction to it rises with age. The test isn’t cheap, either. A lot of people (myself included) determine it through elimination and re-introduction, usually over a 30-day timeframe.
I’m so old that I remember when having a child out of wedlock was shameful.
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I actually don’t think there is anything that is shameful anymore.
DIE, FILTH!!!
TAGNASH is not amused….
http://tinyurl.com/czlu732
I actually don’t think there is anything that is shameful anymore.
Voting for a Republican is. Pretty sure on that, or being against gay marriage.
Okay, this just made me laugh and laugh and laugh…..
http://tinyurl.com/d63woon
having to be smart.
Saves so much time…
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This is precisely correct. The cries of racism and the snarky douchebag condescension is to alleviate the responsibility of thought from the listener. It’s also a pat on the head…’you are not a racist.’
Everything is because shut up.
My wife is concerned I might have something wrong with me because my cheeks and ears get pink sometimes.
Maybe it’s cold outside.
I’m kind of ashamed to be a Chiefs fan.
Me too, Oso. It’s been a long time since Marty Schottenheimer, Gunther Cunningham, and Derrick Thomas.
Pretty sure this is shameful.
My wife is concerned I might have something wrong with me because my cheeks and ears get pink sometimes.
Is she laughing and pointing right before it happens?
Not clicking that.
Is she laughing and pointing right before it happens?
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Look, if you’re not going to help, at least be funny.
Actually it tends to happen around the same time of day, and she thought I might have high blood pressure or something. I don’t, cuz you know, the doctor told me that.
I’m sure it’s not a big deal, but it’s kind of embarrassing which doesn’t really help.
My wife is concerned I might have something wrong with me because my cheeks and ears get pink sometimes.
Wait… does she not know about you being part elf?
http://tinyurl.com/c7ju3ac
My rosacea resolved when I went paleo, but that could also just have been me getting better sun exposure and fewer histamines in my food in general.
fewer histamines in my food in general.
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?
Same thing for the folliculitus. Back of my head from hairline to above my ears used to be riddled with it.
MJ, go to http://www.celiac.com and check it out.
What Leon said is correct – Mr. TiFW doesn’t have CD, but he is sensitive to gluten. I’ve never tested positive for it, but I get the skin rash. And I’m allergic to wheat.
Actually, doesn’t look like it could have been histamines. I dropped a bunch of foods that had them, but I still eat plenty of foods that do. I just remember that being one of the “causes” of rosacea.
I’m allergic to allergies.
I actually don’t think there is anything that is shameful anymore.
Believing in God.
Not believing in Global Warming.
see. MJ? Look what you did….
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/cwywq6g
Our youngest (5) had to go for an allergy screen to see what was causing the redness of face which we thought was the fruits she loves.
Especially the apples.
Turns out its just pollen on the fruit. So they actually told us to wash or peel them.
Ya, right. She’s gonna miss those apples.
*tosses Wiser a Milk Bone filled with gluten*
It’ll be okay.
Those creases between the eyes and the nose were perpetually purple on me. Went away when I went GF. Always come back whenever I accidentally get hold of it.
Actually it tends to happen around the same time of day
Maybe you’re going through menopause.
My cheeks get rosy (SYWM) when my blood sugar goes up or I’ve been drinking fruity drinks. Which is the same thing. Mai Tai.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!
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I’d ban me if I were you.*
*Note: This references to banning does not imply that the potential banee would actually liked to be banned. If the rule is that three requests for banning are needed to actually ban a fag, then the intended banee is still at zero.
Nice disclaimer there, Sprout
Thanks for all of your help. Really. Thanks.
Now please talk about something else because I want to punch all of you in the dick or boobs. Whatever you have.
I’m still recovering from my nightmare this morning about trading in my Camry for a Smart.
^^ I’m old. I gots both.
Somebody post a recipe. We’ve already referenced gluten.
been drinking fruity drinks.
I think oso may have gotten to the root of MJ’s problem….
Now please talk about something else because I want to punch all of you in the dick or boobs. Whatever you have.
I’m pretty sure that Wiser has both.
I’m not willing to be the one who checks for that, though.
I’m pretty sure that Wiser has both.
green is really not a good color on you, sweetie….
been drinking fruity drinks.
Daiquiri anyone?
Daiquiri anyone?
Guy I work with ordered a Ginger Rogers last night.
I cracked up.
green is really not a good color on you, sweetie….
Are you kidding?
It’s my signature color!
him: “You want to try it? You can really taste the ginger.”
me: “nah, I’m good with my beer. Thanks anyway, miss.”
*Somebody post a recipe.*
Yeah, looking for suggestions. I offered to cook the weekend meals. (Really just SAT/SUN dinners)
Daiquiri anyone?
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I LOVE when the comment matches the avatard. Hahahahhahaha.
I LOVE when the comment matches the avatard. Hahahahhahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! missed that, dammit.
I am so old that I remember turning on the car high beams with my foot. Gluten hadn’t been invented yet.
you gotta be on your toes in this place.
Wake up, look around, you might miss something.
I am so old that I remember turning on the car high beams with my foot.
You’re not old. The lighting has just gotten worse.
White to black: Scottw, Jay.
Actually it tends to happen around the same time of day,
I’ve got nothing. Are those the only symptoms? What are you usually doing at that time?
I just picked up a 14 lb pork belly.
Homemade bacon!
What are you usually doing at that time?
yeah, Sprout… tell us…. what are you usually doing at the time?
(this should make for the funny….)
Homemade bacon!
not yet it ain’t.
Scott – How many days will it take to cure/smoke?
At this time of day I’m generally practicing walking on hot coals, eating ghost chiles, doing bikram yoga, blacksmithing, roasting marshmallows behind a jet engine, or masterbating furiously.
Is it weird that I buy novelty tea infusers and use them as Christmas ornaments? I don’t drink tea.
Some of them are just so gosh darn cute:
http://is.gd/rCuhna
http://is.gd/WFaEIE
Went to a meat place in Middletown. Just about everything there is $3 per lb and it looks so much better than grocery store meat.
Really? You roast marshmallows?! Disgusting!
MJ takes a lunch break:
Maybe you just get overheated? Or it could be stress – embrace your rage baby.
mmm, I’m jealous, scott. I want to try that, too.
7-10 curing, then we smoke it.
Jealous? We are hoping to make something that is as good as what you get at the grocery store.
Oh! The new meat place sells fresh bacon!
Even though MJ doesn’t smoke, he still insists on his once-an-hour smoke breaks:
So Mr. Beasn didn’t tear anything in his knee. He has a cyst that has turned him into a gimp.
everything tastes better when you make it yourself.
MJ may not smoke, but Rage Baby will cut a bitch if he doesn’t have time for a stogie, and MJ is the bitch.
J’ames is a coding god. Thanks, J’ames.
Someone give that guy an iPad.
It’s amazing what you can do with a framework that someone wrote for you.
No, everything tastes better when my husband cooks it. I tell him on a regular basis what a wonderful cook he is and how much it is appreciated. Regular. Basis.
The new meat place can get alligator, pheasant, venison, duck, quail, squid, shrimp, whole fish, turkey, buffalo, reindeer….
Beasn, will the cyst in his knee or its treatment interfere with his cooking?
Land or water buffalo?
North American Bison.
The new meat place can get…
Can they get dave?
There is no meat but cow.
Dang, I wanted to try making lamb belly bacon too. I want to give away homemade bacon at Christmas but one of my inlaws does not eat pork. I heard lamb bacon is good too. You only cure it for three days though.
There is no meat but cow.
*blink
*blink blink
umm, bacon?
Ga. Snowboard shopping with my son.
Here, have some wine.
Beasn, will the cyst in his knee or its treatment interfere with his cooking?
Absolutely not. The treatment, for now, is to wait and see if it pops on it’s own. If his knee winds up rotting and falling off, I will rig him up a special stool-scooter for cooking.
We’ll build him a new one.
Reg 2: The Reincarnation
Unfortunately, they are now taxed.
I’m allergic to sheep oil.
Unfortunately, they are now taxed.
We won’t call it a “device.”
Easy peasy.
Put knobby tires on it and get it classed as an RV.
Hmm, a Segway appendage.
Lanolin? Yeah, I think I might be too. I have tried stuff containing it and it doesn’t seem to agree with me.
Silly Jay – bacon is a food group all by itself.
But it ain’t cow.
I bet you think that pork is what you use to make barbeque, too.
Heathen.
I can only eat lamb immediately after cooking, and even then it can make my tummy upset. It’s utterly inedible the second day.
I bet you think that pork is what you use to make barbeque, too.
BBQ’ing beef is what you do when you’re trapped miles from civilization and there’s no pork to be had.
*shuns Leon*
Mmmmm. BBQ teenager.
http://tinyurl.com/al2n55r
I wonder how much 14lbs of turkey belly would go for?
Definitely more than 14lbs of turkey neck
I’m home again safely.
But have to pick up a kid from cheerleading in a bit.
Ga.
Farkin friday night and I have to pick up a kid at 7 pm.
Definitely more than 14lbs of turkey neck
you can make turkey bacon out of turkey neck???
A restaurant in Chicago smokes alligator.
I am gonna stuff it with shrimp stuffed squid and then wrap it in bacon.
This is what I think of when I hear about turkey neck (0:17 seconds in)
http://tinyurl.com/5wlzyq
I think turkey necks are racist.
Allsquishripcon.
This thing takes up one whole shelf of our refrigerator. I’m going to cut some off and try making the little korean grilled pork belly strips, and also a small roast a la Jamie Oliver. http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pork-recipes/pork-belly-roast
I can’t decide if we’re going to remove the pork skin before, or after smoking.
Most people seem to leave it on, for some reason, then peel it off after smoking. I guess then you can cut off the smoked skin, cube it, and save it in the freezer. People use it for flavoring other things that get slow-cooked. Like in baked beans and soups and stuff I guess.
Tomorrow is HotBride’s birthday. It’s also the feast of the Immaculate Conception. Sometimes I get them mixed up.
Happy birthday Hotbride!
She probably needs an new Apple product.
Tomorrow is HotBride’s birthday. It’s also the feast of the Immaculate Conception. Sometimes I get them mixed up.
I’m pretty sure she has no problems straightening you out on that if you screw it up….
She probably needs an new Apple product.
Considering who she’s married to, I imagine she would be much more comfortable with an iPad Mini….
I’ve never had pork belly skin, but I’m assuming it’s similar all over the pig.
Cracklin turns out pretty good if you score the skin and rub smashed garlic and kosher salt all over it, then fry or bake it.
iSmoker.
iShotgun
I’ve never had pork belly skin, but I’m assuming it’s similar all over the pig.
I’m sure xbrad has licked a few pigs all over…
maybe he can help us out here…
iVibrator
I tried making cracklin (chicharrones) by flash-frying some shoulder skin but it just came out too tough. Maybe slower cooking is the key. I have read that the belly skin is favored though, so maybe it was just the wrong part of the piggie.
Actually there’s an iPhone app for that, Wiserbud.
Stuff the squid with shrimp or crab Scott
Smoked oyster stuffed squid
Yum
Actually there’s an iPhone app for that, Wiserbud.
not being an Apple fanboi, as well as not being gay, I was not aware of that.
My reading comprehension is bad tonight Sorry.
I wasn’t aware of it either until Carin told me.
Brings a whole new meaning to “Here, it’s for you.”
Never again will I borrow a phone.
Comment by scott on December 7, 2012 4:39 pm
The new meat place can get alligator, pheasant, venison, duck, quail, squid, shrimp, whole fish, turkey, buffalo, reindeer….
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Cool, roast reindeer for Christmas.
Sorry Lauraw, my mom isn’t talking to me right now. I’ll see what I can find out when she gets over my not helping my sister.
I’ll see if I can find out from a CiL. He says Northern NM chicharrones are better.
Brings a whole new meaning to “Here, it’s for you.”
“can you take a message? thanks..”
You know what’s funny Oso, all of this is known for hundreds of years by people who attend a matanza. But in 2012 I have to chase down information on the web…holy shit, let me check youtube.
Just put it on hold.
OK, I have gotten back from perusing a dozen youtube vids on making chicharrones. Apparently my problem is I don’t have a giant vat of boiling lard, or a moustachioed hispanic man in a wifebeater to sweat over it with an indifferent expression.
Just put it on hold.
They said it’s really important and they really need to speak with you. Something about “shoddy designs” and “deathtraps” and “lawsuits” and stuff….
anal gland expresso is gonna cost rosacea a butt load more soon –
http://blog.heritage.org/2012/12/07/obamacare-may-hike-your-pets-health-care-bills/
I got up from my nap for this?
a moustachioed hispanic man in a wifebeater to sweat over it with an indifferent expression.
you do know where I live, right?
Imma hafta choke a bitch!
>> it’s for you.
Halfway decent Pat Metheny tune.
Not a cover.
Halfway decent Pat Metheny tune.
“halfway?!?!?”
I will kick your ass……
HEY! HOW ‘BOUT A FANDANGO?
Yeah, I think if you just put a big pot of boiling lard in the yard and some pig skins next to it, the hispanic guys just show up.
If you build it, they will come.
My Kindle FIRE doesn’t vibrate.
News from my undergrad alma mater
http://tinyurl.com/cdy7hnk
Why wasn’t this featured in the alumni magazine?
I didn’t want to overstate it wiser.
I underpromise and overdeliver
Pork rinds are usually the byproduct of rendering lard, which is also delicious.
My Kindle FIRE doesn’t vibrate
Even if you’re listening to “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”?
I underpromise and overdeliver
well, you did there.
That’s my favorite song and it is only made better by being on one of my favorite movies.
only made better by being on one of my favorite movies.
Benny & Joon?
Incidentally wiser, I think the producer of Fandango just had a hardon for Metheny tunes.
Also there’s no way that girl could’a gotten her hair fixed like that in Monahans, (or wherever the hell they were supposed to be).
Also also, I had no idea that the director was Kevin Reynolds (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Waterworld (hahahahaha), Hatfields & McCoys), the son of Herb Reynolds who was Dean of Men at Baylor when I was there in the late 70s, later the President, after they kicked me out. Me and Herb had a personal meeting and everything, back in 79.
He was kinda serious or something.
Memories!
is it still illegal to shoot people?
Fook. Christmas rush probably starts tomorrow.
unclefacts, if it wasn’t, I’d enjoy my job a little more.
Some people.
Here’s looking at you, Beanesesase.
can someone give me a heads up when it is? I added a few new people to the list today
Must bake cakes for the motherland.
Inception is on TNT… s’gonna be one of those movies I will always watch..
Wait, are these gluten free?
Benny & Joon?
ice castles
The headline is:
A loyal wife will breastfeed her husband’s monkey
it’s at anorak news:
“Huang Aiqing owns a monkey school in Nanyang, Henan province, China and his wife helps out with things by getting a boob out and sticking it into a gaping ape gob.”
aching wang – hahahaaaaa!
Must bake cakes for the motherland.
That made me LOL.
*wants another pig*
Benny & Joon?
ice castles
Ice Castles? Are you kidding? Gutsy. That is more frightening than watching “Sleepless in Seattle.” I hid under the bed for three days after that one.
That is more frightening than watching “Sleepless in Seattle.”
One of the greatest movies EVAH!
2nd only to The Notebook
*sets boiling pot of lard in back yard*
*fifteen Polish guys show up*
FUCK.
…too close to New Britain for this to work properly…
Wiser’s been compromised.
Oh come on, that scene where they mocked chick flicks talking about Richard Jaeckel dying dropping the grenades.. that was pretty good
Oh come on, that scene where they mocked chick flicks talking about Richard Jaeckel dying dropping the grenades.. that was pretty good
and then, when they shot the dog?
OMG, that was fucking AWESOME!!!!
Ok that was Jim Brown.
How did Jaeckle buy it? I forget.
Jaeckel didn’t buy it. He was in crutches and a bathrobe in Reisman’s hospital room with Bronson.
How did Jaeckle buy it? I forget.
cancer
Prostate cancer.
Oh, thought you meant the movie. “The Dirty Dozen” was one of the greatest chick flicks ever.
Wow, it was melanoma cancer, not prostate. Ugly stuff.
ahhh… ok
Ice Castles was some of Brian Dennehy’s best work.
Ice Castles was some of Brian Dennehy’s best work.
he looked amazing in a tutu, didn’t he?
Call Control app blocked 5 calls for me today, I love that app.
I think Lisa owes ’em money and this is pay day.
Dennehy outdid himself in Ice Castles, and followed it up with a definitive performance as Evelyn Couch in “Fried Green Tomatoes.”
Brian’s work as Fiona in the Shrek films is horribly under-appreciated
Hey now, no mocking Fried Green Tomatoes.
1. Our close personal friend Nick Searcy was in that.
2. True story, my mom used to eat at that cafe.
I thought Brian’s best role was the title character on Webster.
Did anybody order their henchmen to seize anybody else today?
He got an Oscar for this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZN502OzEW4
He got an Oscar for this
Is that other guy Ray Romano?
mj,
better check the pool – rage baby might be with your wife:
http://tinyurl.com/cgmvyhq
Voice isn’t right. He does look familiar though.
Vito’s mom makes lasagna.
That’s borderline racist these days.
Wow, only 4 years later, he’s starring in First Blood.
Wasn’t Brian Dennehy the chupacabra in “Steel Magnolias?”
He got an Oscar for this
Adapted screenplay?
Wasn’t Brian Dennehy the chupacabra in “Steel Magnolias?”
Actually, that was Victoria Principal. Dennehy played the sidewalk and part of the lawn outside Dolly Parton’s salon.
Any of us could have starred in First Blood.
Any of us could have starred in First Blood.
I think I did.
It was a weird decade…
I have to see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC9GYaDO-RM
Dennehy played the sidewalk and part of the lawn outside Dolly Parton’s salon.
Ah. That explains his role as the beach in “The Blue Lagoon.”
That explains his role as the beach in “The Blue Lagoon.”
His work as the boat in Apocalypse Now was genius.
pure genius.
It was great, but they started typecasting him.
Hello? Titanic? Anyone?
I was National Guardsman #4
Ah. That explains his role as the beach in “The Blue Lagoon.”
That was DENNEHY??
*MIND. BLOWN. *
I was the scared National Guard private who got pulled out of the truck and thrown to the ground in Rambo.
*cries hot tears of shame*
His work as the boat in Apocalypse Now was genius.
He carried Martin Sheen and Frederic Forrest with the grace of a ballet dancer.
fuck. I actually got beaten to the punchline by MCPO.
Holy crap, he was in about 10x more movies than I thought. He did 3-4 movies a year for about 30 years. Almost all of them sucked.
He did 3-4 movies a year for about 30 years. Almost all of them sucked.
Yeah, but he’s not on some blog talking about US.
He was really good in Gorky Park.
no joke.
He is a product of Bridgeport CT.
Bridgeport is French for sewer I think.
Yeah, but he’s not on some blog talking about US.
are you sure?
*waves hands……
He’s playing the part of rage baby!
This is pretty cute.
Brian Dennehy would make a good Santa Claus at the mall.
Making babies cry. You know. *gruff gruff gruff* He can take over for Diabeetus Brimley
He would have been perfect for Mall Cop, way better than Elena Kagan.
What makes that work is Fallon jumping up to turn off the camera instead of trying to smooch Maria.
That and the kids. They are adorable.
I think Dennehy’s reprise as the second death star was his best work.
I think Dennehy’s reprise as the second death star was his best work.
omg, what the hell is wrong with you?
http://tinyurl.com/ajhqtow
Damn. Mariah’s got curves all over the place.
What? He had to play a completely unfinished part. Masterful work, just masterful. I mean the emotional content was staggering.
His death scene in Jedi was Oscar-worthy.
His death scene in Jedi was Oscar-worthy.
See, this is a man who understands art
When he played Burl Ives in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
*sigh*
You all probably don’t remember that except for wiserbud. And only cause he bawls about it every year.
It’s compelling. And rich.
I am of course referring to when Lando blew up the Dennehy Star.
Remember that horse that Mongo punched out?
Brian Dennehy.
Heh. I tivo’d Rudolf TRNR this year.
Which? Mongo or the Horse?
For my money, his role as Tinkerbell in Hook was the best.
The horse of course.
When did Michael Moore move to Malibu?
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_DEAD_WHALE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-12-07-04-21-51
Brian Dennehy was the horse
O-oh, Jaa-ay…
http://curedmeats.blogspot.com/
Scarlett Johansen is fun to look at.
Once upon a time, I remember another rotting whale on the beach, not in California, but in Oregon:
http://tinyurl.com/yq2gh3
Of course, the one in OR would not be mistaken for the smell of Barbara Streisand…
I am thrilled that the Christmas Whale is visiting Barbra Streisand.
They should put lights and tinsel on it, or maybe, a few cases of dynamite?
Heh
Scott rocks
Have you done a pork loin Scott? I am smoking a pork loin tomorrow.
Huge beached whales are so unsightly.
I am sorry I waited so long but I had 3 packages that I needed to ship. They are all going Monday. Orange wood and a bonus.
Not yet Vmax. We bought about 30 lbs on black friday.
Brian Dennehy as Christmas whale.
I HAS RECEIVED MY SECRET SANTA PRESENT TO SEND TO MY VICTIM *now I need to get a tube of astroglide*
Anybody else find it strange that an acknowledged “Tech Guru” like John McAfee would not know to turn-off the GPS-EXIF data in the photos he was tweeting about his ‘escape from Belize’?
So he posts his “They’ll never catch me” pictures on TwitBitch with his GPS coordinates in them?
WTF,O?
Wiser, the customer is NOT always right. Sometimes they are wrong and need to be told so.
The only thing you can count on — Michael is always right.
Orange wood! SQUeeeeeeeee!
It might be a part of bacon.
McAfee didn’t take the pics (from a national park in Guatemala). It was some dumbass magazine reporter who did not turn-off the GPS-EXIF data. McAfee just tweeted them, without thinking twice.
Should I buy or rent in ND?
Trailers and the bed of my truck. 2,000 miles and I need to turn the A/C off
Heat?
Michael McAfee.
Michael,
Without thinking ONCE!
I need to find a good smoke attachment to my propane grill.
Hard plate things off burner,or external? hmmmmm
The Finished Floor of my house is 12′ above sea level and in a flood zone.
In North Dakota 1500′ above sea level is a flood zone? WTF?
*looks for a house 200′ above flood*
A cat 5 is only 20 something feet above flood. What s ths inland stuff?
Vman, LOTS of rivers tend to flood in the Plains states.
Also, ND is in a bubble. You’re probably better off renting than buying a house at the top of the market.
A foil pouch stuffed with moistened hickory chips. Boom. Give me a million dollars, you fruitcups.
Mesquite chips. Give me that million dollars you were about to send to Stark.
Ponch and John CHiPs.
Stark?
Tushie, your link sucks. Use a real computer.
You adapt! You overcome! You improvise!
Also, mesquite is terrible stuff. Just terrible. You should be ashamed, Michael. You probably like Life cereal.
Any perforated metal (steel is best) contraption that will hold hardwood pellets, chips, or sawdust, Dave.
Get the pellets/chips/sawdust on fire with a propane torch first, then tap or blow out the fire and let it smolder. Set it under the grill drip pan, or inside the grill, away from the meat. The contraption then basically becomes a wood smoke incense burner inside (or outside, with a feed into) your grill. Works great with our ancient Weber. Scott puts the smoke generator in the drip pan hole.
Michael, I am using an iPad. That is all I can do after looking at 4 PC monitors for 12 hours a day at work.
**drive by squishy hugs**
Dammit. Missed out on squishies.
There’s extra on me. You can lick some off if you want.
I had a philosophical discussion with a friend, and we realzed that we are what we are due to our perceptions.
Case in point, the question: if you find tranny porn intriguing, does that mean you are gay?
Answer: it depends upon your perception.
If you look at a tranny and think, ‘yowza! A chick with a dick!’, you are straight.
If you think, ‘yeah!! A man with boobs!’, you are gay.
Uh, I’ll pass. Thanks?
I got 40 lbs of wood pellets today. I will be using them on some form of beef for Christmas.
Sorry tushar’s gods.
Jay, your God and my God are the same entity. We created religions, not Him.
But my god loves beef dishes. Except where they worship golden calves. Then He’s pissed.
It’s the other way around, Tushar.
did sticky dick kill it with his(?) ghey ref….
obammabot:
http://tinyurl.com/a9ybo42
racist:
http://tinyurl.com/acafm8g
Jay, your God and my God are the same entity. We created religions, not Him.
My God says you’re wrong and I must kill you.
And rape you.
In that order.
Like a goat.
A sexy, slutty goat.
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the derp I fear?
Like a goat.
A sexy, slutty goat.
Intrigued, newsletter blah blah blah
Thanks, all you wellwishers. Mrs. Pupster is resting albeit uncomfortably, everything looks successful.
The club can’t even handle MJ right now.
Case in point, the question: if you find tranny porn intriguing, does that mean you are gay?
Not typically. It usually means you’ve stopped being able to excite a dopamine response with standard porn and you’ve had to escalate to stranger things to elicit one. The confusion you get from the genitalia spikes adrenalin along with the dopamine, which actually reinforces the novelty effect. Not fundamentally different from trying a new drug or an exotic form of a familiar drug.
And that guy is way too tall to be MJ.
wakey wakey
I knew Leon’s foorays into Organic Chemistry and shit is not going to end well. I have to listen to lectures on dopamine response now.
New poat.