Ladies and gentlepervs, we are through the looking glass. Up is down, left is right, cats are drinking from the toilet bowl, and Cyn is wearing underpants. You may ask yourself, what the whoopie is this poopie? The answer is: because shut up, racist. Team R n R is going to have to figure a way around the media because they are dead fucking set on ignoring substantive arguments. For those of you keeping score at home it works like this: In bounds–Time Traveling Cancer Death Ray Magic Powers, Out of Bounds–Foreign Policy.
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I wrote this song on Wednesday morning, after taking a big swig of my coffee. I assumed that I had inadvertently used the sweetener from the special sugar bowl, but alas, I was only fooling myself. I really saw our media–the guardians of truth as they see it–come out in full support of their boyfriend on live TeeVee.
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Today’s model was born in a country that GETS IT. Her most recent visa application lists her talents as 36DD-27-34. Please give a grool slick round of applause to Rosalie Verne!!!!111!!!!1!!!
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I think we’re going to need a test to sharpen our skills. Everyone, please take out your number 2 pencil, remove all belongings from your desk, get your finger out of your nose, put your Capri-Sun down, and focus, focus, FOCUS!1!!!!!
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1682 – Bishop Gore School, one of the oldest schools in Wales, is founded.
1741 – George Frideric Handel completes his oratorio Messiah
1814 – The poem Defence of Fort McHenry is written by Francis Scott Key. The poem is later used as the lyrics of The Star-Spangled Banner.
1847 – Mexican-American War: Winfield Scott captures Mexico City.
1917 – Russia is officially proclaimed a republic.
1959 – The Soviet probe Luna 2 crashes onto the Moon, becoming the first man-made object to reach it.
1960 – The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) is founded.
1994 – The Major League Baseball season is canceled because of a strike.
1995 – Body Worlds opens in Tokyo, Japan
2003 – In a referendum, Estonia approves joining the European Union.
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From previous poat
Bringing the A game I see.
Good work Carin and MJ.
It’s all that running.
*sneers at leon
*poops pants
Car in is just like my sister before she went crazy.
Can you please pass the handy wipes?
Something is amiss, she isn’t entirely hideous this time.
Nice woodwork.
In picture number five, she’s working on wiser and wiserbud’s cover theory.
Leon, running is important. Sometimes you have to run away, sometimes you have to run stuff down and kill it.
Morning, boobie heads
MJ started the helpful Muslim cures thing I think that needs expanding.
Helpful Muslim cure for the neighbor playing his stereo too loud?
Strap a bomb to your kid and set it off when the neighbor answers the door.
BTW MJ
She has big boobs and is not a cow, good job!
Helpful Muslim cure for when the person in line ahead of you in the grocery store’s EXPRESS lane has 13 items:
Burn the American flag.
Why don’t Muslims use drum circles? It worked so well for OWS!
We should do a “Muslim Street” v “Occupier” death cage match.
I’d watch that.
Half those links up there are pervimous. http://is.gd/prpTEG
Eh, wouldn’t last long, Car in. I don’t think OWS has it in them.
Eh, wouldn’t last long, Car in. I don’t think OWS has it in them
You wouldn’t enjoy that?
Oh look. German embassy in Sudan is on fire.
And they torched a KFC. I’m OUTRAGED.
Helpful Muslim cure for being Jewish
Cut off the head.
Works every time
And not only did they helpfully carry him to the hospital as Hillary said. They helpfully raped him.
Those Muslims are so helpful!
Just ask Lara Logan.
Just ask Lara Logan.
They were just checking her heart!
And giving her a pap smear.
Helpful muslim cure for the fail-whale on twitter?
Marry a six-year-old.
And they torched a KFC.
Those chickens were Jewish or something.
Maybe they were smoking them. Yeah the helpful Muslims were inventing a new product for KFC. Smoked fried chicken!
Heh
http://www.investors.com/editorialcartoons/cartoon.aspx?id=625741
*sneers at leon
*poops pants
Toldja.
Hahahahaha
Dinner party with liberals last night.
They feel solidarity with the Chicago teachers. I pointed out the average pay is $78,000, and they were offered a 16% pay increase. One of them countered with “Yes, but that’s over four years.” My jaw dropped. I said “My company hasn’t been able to raise its hourly rates since 2004. People in the private sector haven’t had raises in years and years. They’re lucky to have a job.”
Hilarity ensued.
I bet Hotpur.
In the private sector, any company that had 40% of their products fail would go out of business in less than a year.
And yet, with a 40% non-graduation rate, these imbeciles expect to get paid MORE……
Richard Fernandez absolutely hits it out of the park:
http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2012/09/13/islamic-zombies-and-much-more/?singlepage=true
Lots and lots of red meat in that one.
It is just soooo funny to hear people start their statements with “I heard on NPR today…..” or, “I was reading in the New York Times…”
NPR isn’t as bad as NYT. I do listen to them occasionally, as a good source for news from the other side. They will slant stuff, but the are NOT as bad as the NYT.
Depressing news is depressing me. I need Pupster gifs and cute pics of animals that are usually saved for Beasn and MARE!!!!
Actually, 60% is pretty good. Des Moines is only graduating 50%, in the public city schools.
OMG, Ramirez with another awesome cartoon:
and Cyn is wearing underpants.
*slaps MJ’s face with effete kid gloves*
How dare you, sir. This slight on Cyn’s reputation shall not go unpunished. My seconds shall call upon you at sundown.
Obama and Hillary are going to attend the “Solemn Return of the Remains” at 2:15. Later, at 7 pm, he’s got a fundraiser.
A raccoon just wandered into my neighbor’s courtyard. I hope he doesn’t sneak inside.
“I heard on NPR today…..” or, “I was reading in the New York Times…”
It’s like a Gary Larson cartoon.
“Blah blah blah blah today blah blah blah reading blah blah blah, blah.”
Both Obama and Hillary will make remarks.
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Oh, he just wandered off and back onto the 10th hole.
RT @KatiePavlich: WHOA: U.S. and Israeli flags being burned in LONDON according to Al Jazeera. Yes, LONDON.
I’m still in a mood to riot after wasting eight bucks twenty-five years ago on “Ishtar.”
That’s a movie to piss you off.
Are my panties on inside out in that linky up there?
OUTRAGEOUS!
Oh, he just wandered off and back onto the 10th hole.
Just make sure he doesn’t move his ball.
Anybody use Magic Jack for phone service?
ybody use Magic Jack for phone service?
For “phone” service? Uh … no.
Leak: Hillary practicing her remarks for tonight’s ceremony.
http://bit.ly/UT1qc0
Meh, they burn US flags in the US, too. I’m sure al Jazeera will report on that now, too.
For “phone” service? Uh … no.
Excellent BBF and linkies today!
awwwww… I lost my lunatic Paultard follower yesterday. {sad face}
Funniest thing was when I asked him why, if I’m so full of bullshit, does he follow me? He said “I could ask you the same question.”
I said “Dude, check your feed. I don’t follow you.”
Booom. he was gone.
Booom. he was gone.
That’s our Wiser!
Cox bill jumped $50. Thinking about getting rid of the home phone and cable tv.
You fellas see this?
But there was another level as well, the street level, which was dominated by the Islamists and this same collection of young toughs, high school and technical school students who hang out around Tahrir Square. They like fights, they like to storm buildings, some, if not most, are addicted to Tramadol. It’s a great anti-police drug. You don’t feel pain. They can beat you to death and you won’t feel a thing. They’re calling it the Zombie drug.
http://bit.ly/UT2Zqt
Our American liberals don’t need any stinking drugs. They are zombies organically, no additives needed.
Scott, call them up and tell them that you’re thinking of switching, especially during this tough economy. I did that a few years back and I get close to a $35 discount every month. Screw them bastards.
If they can’t feed themselves without US aid, where is all their magic Tramadol money coming from?
Nevermind. Forget I asked.
Silly J’ames. Because shut up, that’s why.
Scott, call them up and tell them that you’re thinking of switching, especially during this tough economy. I did that a few years back and I get close to a $35 discount every month. Screw them bastards.
*nods.
Cyn knows stuff.
Univ of Texas, Austin, and ND Univ, Fargo are both being evac’d due to bomb threats.
Jeebus.
Tell them they can raise your rates, when your income goes up. Suggest they all vote for Romney.
I already did that. Plus I cancelled every added service I could. It’s down to $140 a month. If I cancel anything else, I lose the bundle price and the bill goes up.
They are almost as crafty as AT&T.
Valparaiso IN – whatever school is there is being evac’ed.
whatever school is there is being evac’ed.
Ugh.
Are there mid-terms or something?! WTF
Sounds like either a wave of copycats, or just one guy randomly calling universities.
I hope you’re right, Xbrad. FNC mentioned something about the caller having a “Middle Eastern” accent.
Shocked.
Ann Althouse has looked at the tea leaves (or, in this case the Fashion Magazines) and is calling the race:
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2012/09/based-on-shopbop-i-think-obamas-going.html
Highbrow snark – it’s what’s for brunch.
FNC mentioned something about the caller having a “Middle Eastern” accent.
If there weren’t sounds of him humping a goat, I wouldn’t worry too much about it.
Hmm, twitter sources saying White House has requested YouTube pull the video.
or just one guy randomly calling universities.
I thought Ward Churchill had a steady job.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world:
http://www.redstate.com/2012/09/13/while-the-middle-east-burns-border-tensions-grow-between-china-and-japan/
Remind me again – who’s in charge of finding land for the H2 “From our cold dead hands” compound in Montana?
Hmm, twitter sources saying White House has requested YouTube pull the video.
That is fucking fuckity bullshit right there.
God, I miss my country and the adults that used to run it.
Jay Carney repeats the party line – this is all about some movie, it’s not about the United States:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/09/14/carney-on-protests-raging-across-muslim-world-this-is-not-a-case-of-protests-directed-at-the-united-states/
Oh, please – they’ll just find another video to
use as an excuseget their panties in a wad.When my kids tried that shit, they got a wallop on the butt and sent to their room.
You can’t reason with
the religion of the perpetually aggrievedtoddlers.HI RICH!
I’m thinking a timeline of this whole ME thing might be kind of effective as a YouTube video.
News clip reporting Amb assassination.
Clip of body being dragged through street.
Clip of Obama’s lifeless speech.
Clip of Obama at rally in Vegas.
Clip of Obama at campaign event.
Clip of Embassies burning.
Clip of Obama at rally.
Clip of flags being burned.
Clip of Obama and Jay Z.
Clip of Obama on Letterman.
Clip of fires, mobs, etc.
I guess my point is, where is the precedent, and why is no one asking? Doesn’t it seem odd that he’s AWOL? Anyone? Bueller?
They’re lucky to have a job. Had this discussion with a friend’s wife, Elementary School Principal, PHD.
Turns out that teachers and school administrators are all better than private sector workers because for the children. I didn’t keep going because I still like my friend.
For Cyn only!!!
http://is.gd/2o7Ose
Atleast we still have BBF. Nice job, dickface.
Remind me again – who’s in charge of finding land for the H2 “From our cold dead hands” compound in Montana?
I have some sites picked out.
I need Pupster gifs and cute pics of animals that are usually saved for Beasn and MARE!!!!
I’m sorry, Oslos. I usually reserve bear gifs for you, but I see now that I must expand my repertoire. Please come upstairs so that we can discuss in private.
Pups, did you mention your paycheck goes “for the children?” Like, your very own children?
I don’t watch “Glee”, but this brought a tear to my eye:
“This is my daughter Robin…she’s the love of my life, and I’m so, so devoted to her.”
http://is.gd/V0wGcu
DD#1 watches it, and she always tells us about the “back” storyline for this character.
Nope. My friend changed the subject after I reminded them both that we home school both our boys. He knows why.
What it is, brothers and sisters?
For Cyn only!!!
http://is.gd/2o7Ose
Yes; sometimes she does me too.
*quickly glances around*
Turns out that teachers and school administrators are all better than private sector workers because for the children.
Yo, Sean.
Hi, Cyn. Are you having a Big Haboob Friday?
So, has anyone spoken out today, for anything?
Might be your last chance.
I spoke out at 12:09PM.
‘So, has anyone spoken out today, for anything?”
Those motherfuckers at the grocery store rearranged everything and I can’t find a goddamn thing. I’m going to go protest in front of the door, and, oops, through in a molotov cocktail by accident. Maybe kill a bagboy for shits and giggles.
HA! As a matter of fact… we ARE expected to have high winds today, so a Big Haboobie is likely imminent.
MONSOON WATCH 2012 ELEVENTY!!!1!
Cyn, go put your pants on.
Awww, DaaaAAAaaad
Two dead and 29 injured at the embassy in Tunis.
Maybe they screened “Gigli.”
nice catch, J’ames
Maybe they screened “Gigli.”
Shit, I would be rioting, too.
Sister: Hero bro ‘died protecting America’ (ex SEAL killed in Libya):
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20220914sis_hero_bro_died_protecting_america/srvc=home&position=0
Ha. that would suck though. I don’t want Charles back.
GayPatriot has it right! It’s for the children!
Safe for work if you work at the DNC:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
Heh.
MJ, take a fishing rod and reel next time.
I am really, really surprised that those Muslims are maybe just a tad upset with us, considering the fact that Obama is repeatedly dancing on the grave of one of their heroes.
Yeah, it must be the video that has got them all riled up. No way they would be upset by the “Osama is dead, GM is alive” campaign slogan.
That’s just crazy thinking, that is.
More film has surfaced to enrage the Muslim world.
http://bit.ly/UTuXCl
That’s just
crazyraaaaacist thinking, that is.FTFY
Oh, and shut up.
Because, “Shut Up”, that’s why.
Heh, pretty funny!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/heres-the-cute-and-curvaceous-former-dem-governor-jennifer-granholms-appearance-on-the-dating-game/
What’s the word, hummingbird?
MJ Foreign Policy: STFU, and put on your big boy pants. If you keep pretending that you can’t take criticism, I might be inclined to judge you as big giant pussies and turn your sand ridden fuckitude into glass. You reap what you sow, goatfuckers.
Good lord those elbows are sharp.
What’s the over/under on Barry tripping over his own dick here?
Well, it started out well.
Now it’s turned into Wellstone II.
Talk about the people who died, and don’t make this political.
SCOAMF is talking at Dover, right now, in case you want to listen.
He started out with Scripture.
Well, I’m late to the party.
I swear, I want an apology from every single one of the jackholes who bitched about Bush going to his Texas ranch that he was “taking another vacation.” *HE* had his intelligence briefing every day.
TFG doesn’t need intelligence briefings. He can read them and make all the decisions better than any intel officer ever could/
I detect a boob theme in this post.
Dave, you’re a sharp guy. Don’t ever let anyone tell you different.
The Mexico link was my favorite. I don’t know why, but giggle like a little school t-girl when I hear ‘pink taco.’
This is my favorite link in this poat. I sent it to a friend of mine from the SCA days, and he said the first guy needs to charge back in with a light saber.
I’m glad your eye is better, dave.
How about satellite tv and internets? Any good?
Uh oh. Its my five year anniversary tomorrow. I should probably get that ho a card.
CVS drive thru MJ.
It only takes a minute.
Satelllite TV is fine, but Car in always faces bandwidth issues.
How about satellite tv and internets? Any good?
They suck. Totally dependent on good weather and upload times are ridiculously slow.
Cable is the best option for you right now. Drop the phone and get Vonage
If I drop the phone they charge me more.
Uh oh. Its my five year anniversary tomorrow. I should probably
get that ho a card.smoke that ho a brisketFixt and congrats.
If I drop the phone they charge me more.
Just for internet? You can get antenna for your TV and watch everything else on Hulu
What wiser said. Plus, if you get cable internet, odds are that basic cable will be provided, whether you pay for it or not. It might be carried on the same line that cable internet is.
Thinking about it.
Cox Cable has turned into AT&T.
Moron swarm, please- I need you guys to beat the crap out of this incredibly stupid commentor:
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/09/12/how-about-a-nice-glass-of-shut-the-hell-up/#comment-32486
MJ drives up to the CVS window.
“I need an anniversary card for my bitch. Pick out something romantic.”
>> I need you guys to beat the crap out of this incredibly stupid commentor
Pass
How screwed is Clownifornia?
Trip to wine shop. A shop that sells lots of stuff nearly $100 per bottle as well as more budget stuff, so not a low-class joint. Snotty white woman pulls up in white Mercedes station wagon, asks shopkeeper for wine for a party. Talky talk talk, then shopkeeper refers to one wine as a blend, a sort of “Democrat/Republican” wine. Instantly both loudmouth shopkeeper and snotty bitch go off on a rant. “I watched that film online, looked like a kid shot it with 8mm film…” From there the conversation devolved into incomplete sentences and single words, with no coherent meaning and nearly yelled in angry voices.
“Why doesn’t he support Romney? (Romney’s name said in disgust) (Who is the “he” here? The conversation made no sense, perhaps the bitch meant the filmmaker should support Romney)
“Yeah, because of Afghanistan”
“Iraq”
“It’s his fault”
“Fucking Bush!!!”
Right after this, snotty cunt returns to soft voice and begins to speak to her cell phone.
This is the kind of language you hear in loud tones in LA, even in shops that are not anything like dive bars or dockfronts.
Clownifornia is lost, hoplelessly lost, and no longer speaks the same language as sane Americans.
A friend of mine tried the drive thru for a birthday card.
He was denied.
She didn’t get a card.
It’s the thought that counts.
He made the effort.
Woman should be grateful.
SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) — Egan-Jones Ratings Co. said Friday it downgraded its U.S. sovereign rating to AA- from AA on concerns that the Fed’s new round of quantitative easing, or QE3, will hurt the U.S. economy.
Forward!
It’s the thought that counts.
zakly.
You’d think they would be thanking us…
HAHAHAHAA!!! Look at the caption of the pic under the one of the burned out KFC.
http://tinyurl.com/8okb4k2
US Embassies under siege across the Arab world, and yet the administration spends more time condemning an American exercising his 1st Amendment right than they do the mobs and fanatics attacking Americans.
I just can’t describe my anger and frustration and disgust with Obama and his cronies.
Check your spam bukkit, b-rad.
US Embassies under siege across the Arab world, and yet the administration spends more time condemning an American exercising his 1st Amendment right than they do the mobs and fanatics attacking Americans.
Not to fear–the ACLU is totally on the case!
Yeah.
Yer out, Sean. Thanks.
Ohai everyone.
Hello?
Hey Revvy, how’s the art world?
HELLO!
How you doing Revvy?
Hi Roamy, hi Xbrad 🙂
Art world is fine Roamy – I’m still not really a part of it, but ah well.
My Dad has a new idea for me finding a job though that I think I’m going to try for a while.
I’m doing okay Scott, how’s you?
Hey Revster
Hiya Dit 🙂
So, Season 5 of Sons of Anarchy. What say you?
Good. I got a 13.5 lb slab of beef in the fridge.
That’s a hell of a lot of meat to boil, scott. Your thing lately is boiled meat, right? I think that’s right.
Microwave.
I don’t watch Sons of Anarchy >.>
I won’t say it’s a bad show, cause it’s not, it’s very good.
But I don’t watch TV to feel uncomfortable.
I can see that, Revvy. There’s a lot of shows like that, where I’m just a bit taken aback. It’s easily the darkest show I watch.
Also, Katy Sagal looks damn good.
>> Season 5 of Sons of Anarchy
I’ve watched all 4 seasons, but I waited and like did it as a marathon on my PC instead of the broadcasts. It is good.
I still think my fav so far has been Breaking Bad.
My bad, Radar Ranger.
I really like Breaking Bad, but it’s incredibly stressful to watch.
I’ve asked Scott to document this next brisket on the Connecticut Brisket Research Center. Thinking of asking him to do some skin-off chicken next weekend too and making smoked chicken burritos out of them. That would be a good one to document.
Good drama should make you jittery.
Laura, would you mind letting us know when the documentation is complete?
I can’t watch Breaking Bad because it is filmed here and I spend too much time recognizing places and looking for people I know.
Sure! He did put a couple new posts up recently. Top round roast beef, and some linguica I made.
brother needs a link cause he so forgetful and shit
I installed Do Not Track Plus on all 3 of my browsers today. It is slicker than snot, AND it was FREE!
Hell On Wheels! Dark! Kicks Ass! Fin.
Put Caption Here.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Put comment here.
I really like Breaking Bad, but it’s incredibly stressful to watch.
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^^^^^^This. Mrs MJ told me the other day that Romney needs to turn it up to Walt.
Prepare to have your swimsuit area warmed:
http://alturl.com/5yobx
ctbrc.wordpress.com
It is also in the blogroll here, in alphabetical order down among the T’s.
You know, after taking a step back and looking at the past few days, even though the narrative seems to be that Romney had a tough week, I don’t think that’s really the case.
The lefty sites are back to taxes and flogging BS, D+10 polls. They think Rasmussen is crap, but they were the most accurate poll in 2008, a year that saw a weird coalition come together. They had a solid model.
This week is starting to seem like wish casting on the part of the media.
Clintbird, James Carville is incapable of warming my swimsuit area, no matter what he says.
Uh, I bet if you read that article you might alter your view slightly.
MJ, I have been having doubts about my sanity all week. Every time something terrible happens and the media says, “It’s GOOD that Obama did that!” I feel like I’m losing my mind.
The reason I feel that way, and this has kind of solidified for me over the last couple of days, and especially today, is that we are absolutely being gaslighted by the media. Absolutely, positively.
The reason I feel that way, and this has kind of solidified for me over the last couple of days, and especially today, is that we are absolutely being gaslighted by the media. Absolutely, positively.
*nods
Sean goes on the cheap.
OMG I HAVE A STORY.
So I haven’t been to the gym in over two weeks because it was their annual maintenance week etc. So I haven’t seen my gym buddy Dwane in a few weeks. Lived her a long time, knows everyone , sheriff.
SO HE KNOWS THE GUY WHO WON THE LOTTERY. I mean, A lot of people know him, just not me.
He’s like 400, was on disability, and lazy as fuck. He was a hover-round dude at the Meijer kinda lazy.
So, he wins a gazilion dollars, goes on the TV and Says that everyone is Lapeer isn’t nice anymore and he’s LEAVING TOWN.
Dwane said that no one did boo. They were watching his house for him just in case, but no one was bugging him or anything.
Said he was a first class ass.
I figure he’d been a moocher for years, and was afraid people were going to come looking for theirs now.
Anyway, he immediately moved to Florida, so MJ can have him. First class ass.
(he didn’t give a cent to the community on the way, etc, which had helped him)
Absolutely, positively.
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Yep. I think they were trying to hold the convention bounce, then begin the narrative, “THIS THING IS OVER.” Events just outpaced the narrative.
We’re both still crazy, though.
*smokes lamb faces
They were on sale.
9 months after Pupster meets Mare
Anyway, he immediately moved to Florida, so MJ can have him. First class ass.
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You guys have no idea. Mrs MJ and I often play the game, “how do you think that ended up on the highway?” I don’t remember doing that in the Midwest or East.
MJ, Anniversary Idea:
http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/31387638947/happy-anniversary
What kind of wine do you serve with lamb face?
We already did the present thing a week ago or so. We tend to buy things for the house rather than for each other. I did find a pretty cool card, tho.
The media are gaslighting us, but my lib friends on Facedouche have been mighty quiet on politics the last two days. BiW’s Rutherford came out to play for a bit, but that’s about it. No one wants (or can) defend the Vegas trip, the security neglect, the Beyonce/Jay-Z crap, etc.
“It’s GOOD that Obama did that!”
Champagne.
I can’t remember what I got or gave for our 5th wedding anniversary. Dinner somewhere.
Holy shit.
http://nasawatch.com/archives/2012/09/sequestration-i.html
This week: http://i.minus.com/irJY13KgnnNBP.gif
The fuck?
Nope. Not falling for this shit.
Get this shit off me!
Oh.
Oh, I see. It’s a treat.
Thanks, assholes.
So much for the scalpel for cutting the budget he promised in the 2008 debates.
>> What kind of wine do you serve with lamb face?
A sweet German wine, like a Gewurtztrimminer, or a Pieceling.
*also duh, a blogroll that is maintained*
Aaaanyway. What’s up with you people? I’m out of the loop. What are you doing this weekend?
Soccer field. All weekend.
dinner was blackened talapia and spaghetti squash with parm.
I’m planning on doing some serious fuckin off outside by the pool.
I have goals.
Nice! *makes note to grow spaghetti squash next year*
Here – this should make everything better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccCnL8hArW8&feature=player_embedded
Hi. Anyone setting fire to an embassy this weekend?
The Hostagettes moonlight on the side:
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/buzzkill-police-bust-ends-free-sex-after-nine-car-washes-promotion/
Did anybody push anybody else out of a speeding car today?
Speeding? No. I wasn’t speeding.
George, I don’t any such plans yet but I have some open time Saturday night.
I wonder if what is going on has anything to do with what phat said the other day. Didn’t he say days ago that he would be busy all back.
Mr. RFH sent me a text that he had dinner at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
He has been assimilated.
Ha. Ha-ha.
Stolen from Treachers place:
“As usual, David Burge sums it up:
Violent foreign mob: “death to American who made movie!” US Justice Dept: “we’ll go find him for you.”
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 14, 2012
P.S. If the guy who made “Innocence of Muslims” wanted Eric Holder to leave him alone, he should’ve bought guns from a Mexican drug gang.”
Is this something?
Sean – Whatever it is, I’m sure there is an ointment for it.
an unguent.
Unguent is a cool word.
Agreed. I love llamas.
From 2 years ago – “democracy” means something totally different to the countries of the “Arab spring”:
http://thewesternexperience.com/2010/07/17/differences-in-democracy/
You’d think The Smartest Man In The World (TM) would’ve been briefed on this already…..
Ungulate is far cooler a word. Just ask Mare.
llamas are evil.
A moose once bit my sister.
I wish my neighbors had llamas. I would smoke one over that double L thing.
Alpacas, baby. Al-Pac-As!
Llamas grant wishes, if you’re wishing for llama poop.
Llamas grant wishes, if you’re wishing for llama poop.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Last time I saw a llama I punched it because I didn’t trust that motherfucker.
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You shouldn’t do that in a petting zoo.
Llama poop is bad for threads.
I think Thos. Paine wrote that punching llamas was a “natural right”, not given by kings or parliaments.
Shameless blog whoring alert.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/roamys-roundup-3/
First pic. I had a Hostage moment and nearly captioned it “Imminent surprise buttsecks”, but I figured XBrad’s blog is not so uncouth. So I shared it here. 😀
I’m hearing that the MFO in the Sinai has come under attack.
Glad Mr. Aggie is home and not there.
Xbrad, I say we give them what they want. Out of the ME, no aid, shut down flights to and from. After we leave large craters at each swarm site.
Nice poat, Roamster!
You bend to terrorists, you give them power. I’m hoping somebody, ANYBODY in the media or the Romney campaign will pick up on the long term threat that is being posed to the lives of Americans in foreign lands. This administration does not seem to give a fuck about anything but its day-to-day political environment. And this is creating a roadmap to political murder for anyone who is watching. Jesus.
The ineptitude, the sheer amateurishness.
It used to be annoying. Now it killed people.
That’s just
crazysane talk, Laura.Thanks, MCPO. Did you see the pic of the sailors onboard the USS Philippine Sea?
And Obama’s/al qaeda’s message is, you will respect islam above anything else. Or else. Too bad if you weren’t the blasphemer, we must have bodies for examples.
Yeah, where was all this concern for hurting people’s religious feelings when they slammed the Catholic Church with the HHS abortion mandates?
or when Obama was spikin the ball about killing OBL
I told you and I told you, have the Pope burn a couple heretics (Nancy Pelosi?) at the stake and they’ll stop fucking with you.
Yeah, where was all this concern for hurting people’s religious feelings when they slammed the Catholic Church with the HHS abortion mandates?
Catholics don’t tend to riot and bomb stuff and set buildings on fire and murder people over that sort of thing. Not even the Irish ones so much anymore.
That girl that I told you about last week died yesterday. My youngest niece is upset they were friends.
**burns down poat, raises Vatican flag.
if only the Catholics could get just a bit meaner
I enjoy having my blood pressure meds tested.
Especially when I have reason to believe Cankles and Downgreade will surrender to these savages by Monday morning.
You government issued prayer rugs will be issued by next Friday.
Oooh, bad timing. Sorry to hear about that, Vmax.
Oh no..
damn. I’m so sorry vmax
Hi BiW!
If I get a GI Prayer Rug I will train Zeke to crap on it.
No apologies necessary.
I have posted the wreck and updates I figured the conclusion was required for anyone interested.
I will see A the youngest tomorrow and encourage her.
Reagan elucidated broad policy ideas beautifully. He spoke directly to Americans. I actually remember him saying something when I was a kid, about how bowing to foreign terrorists’ demands would create a world unsafe for Americans to venture in. I don’t remember the quote, but I remember the meaning. This was the genius of his administration, his ability to distill the essence of good governance down to its common sense roots.
And here we are, thirty years later, talking about hunting down and prosecuting some youtuber. I just can’t even believe this shit.
Lawraw, its easy to understand.
Our betters don’t understand freedom, and they hate it to boot.
The mooslimb pretext is also their pretext.
In Non-Exceptional America, you have whatever rights the rest of the wortld approve of!
Reagan was forged in the fires. That’s why he had that uncanny ability to cut through the crap, and speak directly to the simple matters that mattered the most.
He learned a hard lesson from Beirut, and he never forgot it. The Marine guards were ordered to hold weapons at condition 4, no magazine in the rifle. The fucking car bomber drove past them while they were trying to arm and stop him.
From that moment on, he told State to take a back seat, and he’d drive now.
I am out.
Good night my friends enemy’s and whom or whatever.
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Hey, Dave!
Wanna take your bionic knee out on the dance floor?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDNKoDsPSZI
http://tinyurl.com/9svd6r7
Poor young grandson, there’s nothing I can say
You’ll have to derp just like me
And that’s the hardest way
What’s the difference between Tehran and New York City?
In Tehran you can still get a 16oz Coke.
I have a feeling that Steyn’s column this weekend is gonna be a corker.
Good thing she didn’t walk in on Dick Cheney:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/81221.html
Or Al Gore the crazed sex poodle.
By 7:00 am my husband already smelled like wood smoke.
It’s going to be an awesome day.
My dad went on a fine rant in an email this morning. Trouble was, he was ranting about articles from The Onion and Duffelblog. The Vegas thing was real, though.
There is an AP story out there this morning all about how the unrest in the muslim world is hurting Mitt`s campaign, since foreign policy is not one of his strengths.
Heheh. Woodsmoke.
Roamie:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/09/14/Obama-campaign-tweets-sweatshirt-sale
It’s the spirit of the rant that counts after a certain age.
*burns down blog. Raises Car in’s underpants on flag pole.
The one from The Onion was that Obama’s illegitimate son was at the DNC, campaigning for his dad. The Duffelblog article was the $100M spent on equipment that doesn’t do anything.
They must laugh their asses off when people fall for it.
Steyn does not disappoint.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/320283/disgrace-benghazi-mark-steyn
>> By 7:00 am my husband already smelled like wood smoke.
I smell like Marlboros, and coffee.
*hehs at Pupster’s heh*
The Duffelblog article was the $100M spent on equipment that doesn’t do anything.
That’s not much of a parody, given Solyndra et al.
*passes bottle of glazed donut-flavored vodka*
It’s breakfast time, right?
I haven’t had a donut in six months.
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Vodka, on the other hand.. *checks my watch, does some cypherin*
More recently than six months.
Geoff, I’m afraid that’s not the end of the green energy debacle.
Aggie, I’d have to try that vodka just once.
We need a new poat, gimme a minute.
That Onion article depicting images of God from various religions pisses me off. I understand the point they are trying to make, but if you want to protest the religion of perpetual butthurt, needlessly insulting the saner religions is not the way to do it.
New poat!