Happy Friday, H2ers! MJ is kinda tied up in an unknown basement with work, so I’m filling in this week. Since you are in a hurry to get to the poat, let’s have a sped up version of Excitable Boy, excitable Hostages:
Today’s featured lovely hails from Vancouver, British Columbia. I don’t know how many of her 22 years she has spent there, but I’m sure the residents appreciate the scenery. Our 5′ 4″ 117 lb. lady sure lights up a room when she walks in, doesn’t she? Let’s welcome Desiree-Elyda Villalobos!
Before we get along with more pictures of our guest, let’s review what happened on this day in history:
- This is known as Anna‘s Day, a Swedish name day, celebrating all people named Anna and marks the day to start the preparation process of the lutefisk to be consumed on Christmas Eve.
- 1775 – American Revolutionary War: British troops lose the Battle of Great Bridge, and leave Virginia soon afterward.
- 1953 – Red Scare: General Electric announces that all communist employees will be discharged from the company.
- 1958 – The John Birch Society is founded in the United States.
- 1962 – The Petrified Forest National Park is established in Arizona.
- 2000 – The Supreme Court of the United States stays the sixth Florida recount.
OK, enough history, lets get back to today’s guest:
Have a happy Friday!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
One of the best BBF’s Ever!
Wow.
This sets a new standard for mediocrity!
HI RICH!!!
‘sup Rich?!
Cyn, was it good for you?
Meh! Soho’s are bigger
not that i noticed
Was what good for me, Guy??
*snickers*
All in favor of J’Ames choosing the BBF models from this day forward, raise you…ummmm…..
nod.
Also:
1953 – Red Scare: General Electric announces that all communist employees will be discharged from the company.
Damn shame they allowed one to then become their CEO less than 50 years later.
I’d hit it
Slackers.
Hawt!
I wonder if Hotspur’s gym teacher friend would ‘hit it’.
I wonder if Hotspur’s gym teacher friend would ‘hit it’.
well, based on sohos’ and cyn’s reactions, I doubt wanting to hit that would actually qualify as evidence of a woman being gay.
And I think I just hurt myself while generating the mental image of sohos, Cyn and Desiree having a pillow fight…..
Way to not fuck this up.
*slow clap*
dead already??
Or did everyone suddenly get busy?
*reads back of Lysol spray can*
LYSOL® Disinfectant Spray kills 99.9% of viruses and bacteria* on commonly touched, hard, non-porous surfaces in your home. Help protect your family from germs they could come in contact with every day.
*includes streptococcus, staph, common cold viruses, and chicken clap
*wraps it up for Carin’s Satanic Secretions gift*
Nice job Jay. I’ll have to do a bit of research to confirm are real. Brb.
And I think I just hurt myself while generating the mental image of sohos, Cyn and Desiree having a pillow fight…
*hands wiserbud a band-aid and a towel to hit the showers*
I woke up for this?
Not one link comment? I thought they were clever.
Did I see nips in one of the linkies??
I’m checking them as we speak Jay. Had real work work to rush out the door.
Did I see nips in one of the linkies??
Well, that will definitely get the people here to look a them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*cries and holds sides*
HAHAHAHAH!
Good job, Jay!!
Layra can I wrap a gift in brown paper and mail it that way?
Good work Jay. Here: I bought you a present. Go crazy kid.
Wow, that chick is hawt!
Wait, someone has to hate the model, or it isn’t officially BBF.
Sharp elbows. Just sayin’
I changed my thumbs-up to thumbs-down Jay because that’s probably what Desiree-Elyda would want, but if that helps you out too then there you go.
*hates the BBF model for weighing 117 lbs, of which 50 are in her chest*
Great links on the post, J’Ames 🙂
*checks her elbows* Actually, they look nicely enfleshed to me.
FBI officially closed the DB Cooper case. Finally.
Mrs. Peel, truth be told, I didn’t even look to see if she had elbows.
I liked the Swedish chef.
I liked the juxtaposition of the Petrified Forest with Lucy Pinder 😀
juxtaposition
Words that sometimes sounds dirty but aren’t.
Words that sometimes sounds dirty but aren’t.
Only if Brad pronounces it.
I thought BBF’s were supposed to be REAL boobage…..
There ya go, Jay – one complainer 😛
Hubs and DD#3 let me sleep in late, ‘cuz I wasn’t feeling good this morning – it’s either allergies, or 2 Dr’s appts in one day is too much for me to take these days….
Anyway, here’s today’s Christmas music (along with a lovely picture for the ladies):
My Advent Calendar of Music – Day #9: Let’s Hear it For The Boys http://t.co/LENtE5V3
Last time I had sex, we did it in the juxtaposition, but I threw out my back.
Oh, and DD#2 is getting into a philosophic discussion with me about some ad that Rick Perry put out – apparently she has a problem with his stance on gays in the military.
I had to tell her to watch the WHOLE thing and take what he said in context.
She was not amused, and started sending me stuff from other places, including – horrors – Think Progress.
I’m chalking it up to her being young and uninformed…….
No, Snowshoe. Find a plain brown carton. Paper rips off on the conveyor belts and then they find a package with no label and some lucky postal worker keeps it.
Last time I had sex, we did it in the juxtaposition
Guess it’s still legal to do that in California, huh?
Bunch of perverts….. 😛
As long as your peduncle is ok, Brad.
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Arlingtons-Police-Chief-invites-you-to-a-Virtual-Ride-along-135324213.html
duodenum
She was not amused, and started sending me stuff from other places, including – horrors – Think Progress.
Here, you might want some of this:
http://tinyurl.com/3gwlwwe
I thought BBF’s were supposed to be REAL boobage…
Bzzzzzzzt! Real.
They’re real enough.
I would not want to be in Arlington on a Friday.
I got a call from Dr. Levy’s office today. . . time for another borescope!
Yeah, all the cool folks live in Alexandria.
I lived in Alexandra when I was stationed in D.C.
Thanks layra!
That must have been uncomfortable for Alexandra.
I lived there when dad was at NavAirSysCom
J’Ames, can you go kick this guy’s ass for us? TIA:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/12/09/iowa-state-univ-professor-attacks-u-s-military-republicans-for-supporting-them/
*drinking a Corona, eating sunflowers seeds, looking at boobs*
Whening!
Bzzzzzzzt! Real.
I don’t think so…. (I could be wrong, though).
http://is.gd/5hAuwI
Wiser’s gonna come by and steal your Corona.
Real, Teresa. Trust me. I have the expert opinion of no less than five plastic surgeons.
I wonder what happened to this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X6-MeM57X9g
TiFW, that story actually made the TV news this morning. I haven’t checked any sites to see what the reaction is, but the ISU President had a few words for him.
And Desiree says they are real.
And Desiree says they are real.
And XBrad says they’re spectacular!
I wonder what happened to this guy
– – – – – –
last seen floating through the ionosphere with some machinery attached to him.
From DD#2: “I’m not disclosing who I’m voting for because I’d rather not my head bitten off for it. But I can assure you, it’s not Perry. I’d sooner shoot myself in the head than vote for that man.”
I guess my vote will cancel hers out…..
You should have told her you’d miss her, not to use your gun, and damn sure not to make a mess on the carpet.
OK, but they sure do look fake (lines of demarcation, etc.)
Poor girl…..
Meh – she lives in another part of the state; she’ll have to actually register to vote there in time for the next election (she’s registered here because of her home address).
Since she hasn’t changed her permanent address on her driver’s license (and doesn’t have any utility bills that show her as a resident of another city), I doubt she’ll be allowed to vote anyway….(she sure as heck isn’t going to take the time to vote absentee)
She doesn’t have to vote for Perry. She just has to vote against Obama.
Aggie, have you chopped anyone up with a machete today?
Why not?
Don’t let her near DD #2!
TiFW – You have allowed DD#2 to be infested with a brain disease called, “liberalism”. You have my sympathy.
TiFW got a new van:
http://yfrog.com/oev6rtj
http://twitter.com/#!/dgoold/status/145177401448603649
Company Christmas party starts in 71 minutes. Waiting for wife to get home so we can head out.
Did I mention we laid off 9 people this month? 6 of them in my department?
Gonna be a great night. At least there’s an open bar and free food. Good free food, at that.
I plan to eat and drink the annual bonus I haven’t gotten since the SCOAMF was elected.
Very nice gesture by Poo-holes. I’m sure it will still infuriate many though.
Layoffs suck Leon. My hubby is in the computer component disti industry and we’ve seen it for years; it takes a toll.
Drink heavily and eat heartily–enjoy your bonus!
Did someone forget to text Rich again?
Rich who?
Aggie, have you chopped anyone up with a machete today?
Why not?
Day ain’t over yet.
Heh.
Why is it that “ass-penny” suddenly popped into my head?
Everyone in this round had been with us 30+ years. One gal for 40 years. Their value-added per present-day hour worked had largely deteriorated, but their institutional memory was priceless.
We’re lucky the gang of them didn’t decide to sue for age discrimination. I hope the severance package was good.
Leon – As if they have enough money for a lawyer!
I hope the severance package was good.
Word
where’s pupster
http://tinyurl.com/85bumfl
And now Joaquina may make an appearance…
Son was in the locker room with the rest of his ROTC class, and one of the kids stole my son’s T-Shirt, one that had been given to him by his dad before he deployed.
I am pissed off enough to maim.
TiFW – You have allowed DD#2 to be infested with a brain disease called, “liberalism”. You have my sympathy.
Funny thing is, she’s surprisingly conservative in many of her ideas; she’s just blind when it comes to certain aspects of the gay agenda.
Most of it I chalk up to her age and inexperience in life. She apologized for being rude; I told her she hadn’t been (which is true). She also said that we will just have to agree to disagree.
She’s voting in Texas – Obama ain’t getting our considerable chunk of electoral votes this time, either.
TiFW, inform your daughter that the same folks who brought open gheys to the military just made it legal to pork livestock and pets there too. Maybe that will cause her to stop and think.
Awright, whose turn was it to give Pupster his worm medicine this month?
Aggie – I hope you find the despicable worm who did that and put the fear of God in him.
We’ve got some lead window weights lying around the house – let me know when and where, and I’ll come help (we’ll be out your way at the end of the month – maybe “Santa” could pay him a “visit”……)
their institutional memory was priceless
Item #1 on the list of “Things that Human Resources Doesn’t Understand”…..
where’s pupster
http://tinyurl.com/85bumfl
HaHa! Awww poor puppy. You help him out there, Count.
OMG. Christmas list want:
http://thebabycakesshop.com/
OMG. Christmas list want
DITTO!!!
My daughter just found my OLD iPod. First one I ever had. I thought something was wrong with it … but it appears to be loading stuff ok.
Bummer about the shirt. asses are everywhere.
OMG. Christmas list want
This
http://is.gd/hNHozr
might even be betterer.
I’m thinking my boys would love this; they both enjoy cooking.
But I like the name “Babycakes”….
I wonder if that Babycakes thingeh would be good to make little meat-pops full of broccoli and mozz.
Or sticky rice with a shredded spiced chicken center.
OH! OH! Instant pasteles, no banana leaf!
I’m not much for donuts or pastry like I used to be.
That’s what I was thinking Laura, or little mini pizzas for the boys to make. After a bit of googling, it looks like others have been successful with that, using pre-made pie crust even.
I kinda like the Nostalgic brand one because it’s got the interchangeable pans to it. Oh shoot: I just zoomed in and it doesn’t have the pie pans to it.
little mini chicken pot pies… mmm
They look real to me.
It’s a good thing that these kids were wearing helmets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZICjJF-1XUc
Instant pasteles, no banana leaf!
We are sympatico, especially since I hate wrapping that stuff up…
The kid in the blue helmet had the winning strategy, Scott.
Little kids are funny. Reminds me of this kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOW24YAE5S4
So very cute, Scott.
Your vid at 7:22 pm always reminds me of Rosetta when he was a little girl. I sure do hope that Henry got some sports genes from Mrs. Rosetta.
I think everyone is at company Christmas parties.
We are going to have ours after Christmas.
Our company Christmas party rocks.
Ours is a lunch one next Wednesday at a fancy schmancy restaurant. I think I’d really rather just have a gift card for the $30.
Rosetta at 10 years old?: http://youtu.be/JLMnSLptmuI
Shit. We forgot to invite Geoff to last years party.
We’ll make up for it this year. The Wisers and Vmax are eligible too.
Retirees don’t get a Christmas party!
We had ours on Wednesday. It was fun. And by fun I mean we had an open bar.
So if I happen to be on the East coast after Christmas, could I come by and maybe bring some pie or some new coffee mugs?
Now that I think about it, we didn’t have one last year.
It’s usually just me and Laura. Sending the accountant a $150 restaurant/bar tab and writing “company Christmas party” on it makes me giggle like a little girl every time.
Every day is Christmas for retirees. Some days are just colder than others.
Cyn – You are certainly welcome at the Hobbit hole.
Certainly Cyn. To be eligible though we would have to hire you do to something first.
* thinks *
We could use a mug consultant.
Thanks Chief! M’wah!
________________________
Mug Consulting Solutions Manager!
I am going places now!
our complex is supposed to have a party, but me and the SO aint going, too many drunken geriatric letfies
Andy did I hear that you were firming up plans to head over to this part of the country?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4lY8Y3eoo
“You are certainly welcome at the Hobbit hole.”
That sounds dirty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXzOkMgKNLA
Heh heh heh heh! Baby’s mom was obviously surfing our site!
“too many drunken geriatric letfies”
If you purchased a taser your attitude would be different.
3 gross of 24oz pepper spray is a great solution for geriatric lefties.
Last year, huge argument erupted
I found USED depends on my patio
f*cking Old Hippies
Merry Christmas Scott
http://is.gd/hAkYJW
No obligation Scott!! I’m just fooling around on the computer here.
*spies Krow’s avatard and rubs chin thoughtfully*
Pepper spray is a vegetable; good for geriatric digestion.
smooch!
Cyn – Geriatric leftists have digestive problems from eating shit for 60 years.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m belly laughing Scott!
Cyn – Nice job!
Im seriously considering going full bore Dexter on them
Ho Ho Ho Krow
http://is.gd/jV8BQl
Thanks Chief. It’s almost as good as one of Rosetta’s P’shops! HA!
*scrolls up looking for other hapless un-Chrismasified avatards*
I wish I did have p’shop or GIMP and knew how to use it. Silly silly fun.
Oh and the same no obligation goes to you too Krow.
i need something hot and spicy
wp’s avatard gives me night terrors.
or an enema
If Sohos is around, Target has the Cuddledud thingies that are made for Target on sale this week. Hola hostages!
Did anybody write an unauthorized biography of anybody else today?
Did anybody write an unauthorized biography of anybody else today?
Yes, for Kim Kardashian:
http://tinyurl.com/83kb5hg
Howdy, osito! How are you doing?
Hey, Sean!
Crazy Oso – Hola, mi corazon!
i need something hot and spicy
I think I could do your avatard getting pepper sprayed.
—————-
Howdy Oso!
i Loath those women
And hello as well to you Sean!
The Kardashians?? Who doesn’t??
Kardashian is serbian for easy
But did you click the link, wp??
Cyn, yes.
And to Aggie too!
That book contains the complete ethical and moral code of the Kardashians.
Hi everyone. Rough day. Trying to get my Christmas spirit back. You guys really help.
blank as a fart
osoloco, try a little christmas music and vodka
Tomorrow is tamale day. Every year we get together and make tamales for the season. My job is washing husks and lifting pots on and off the stove. Most Mexican thing I do all year.
Hey y’all. Was just informed that I have to take Son to the school for an ROTC drill team competition at 5 AM.
Yay…me….
Crazy Bear – Take pictures, please!
WP, box o’wine and Christmas music.
Aggie – Smack him upside the back of his head for the last minute update!
Whereabouts are ya, osito?
Aggie, I have to pick up masa at 6. I usually work at 4 so tomorrow I get to sleep in. MCPO, I’ll probably be putting pics up at face chimp.
Ooo Oso! Is your recipe so good that you have neighbors you don’t even know ask to buy some from you? If so *looks around to make sure wiser isn’t here*, please post the recipe.
Aggie, I’m a New Mexican. We’re cleaner than regular Mexicans.
MCPO, waaaaay ahead of you 😉
blank as a fart
Sounds like someone is unacquainted with compos.
Damn…I was hoping you were in Texas 😦
i need to hit the hay, night all huggles and snuggles
G’night, wp!
Awwww too cute Krow!! Sweet dreams to you.
G’night, Krow. My cousin has a pretty good chile filling recipe. She buys the masa at the market. Easier that way. I’ll get the recipe for the filling. She is adding a green chile chicken this year. Traditionally pork or beef with red. I get to bring the wine.
wp leaves, and he kilt it?
I get to bring the wine.
You’d better pick up two boxes; making tamales is damn hard work. I know enough to buy rather than try to make, but I keep thinking one of these years I need to give it a go.
I’m sure we could find…something to do without wp. Hmmmm…
http://tinyurl.com/6ue4mw4
Sean – Couldn’t we play Trivial Pursuit instead?
*gives Sean the Five Dice Roll™*
When I was driving home today at 4:00am Aggie I was pitying people who were hitting the on ramps to get to work. At least I was going home
*gives MCPO the Six Piece Pie™*
Cyn, it is fun when you get lots of people together. Too much work otherwise.
It’s not a hardship, Vmax, but because Hubby is gone, I don’t get to fall asleep very easily. Sometimes not until 2 AM. And once I wake up, I don’t fall back asleep. I don’t nap, either.
It’s just an inconvenience 🙂
Christmas lights are like Obama voters.
They all hang together. Half of them don’t work, and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.
Sean – Couldn’t we play Trivial Pursuit instead?
As long as nobody yells out the answers.
Aggie, I hear ya. My favorite Marine is at Quantico and his baby is in NM until Christmas. She rolled over for the first time today and he missed it. Losing Sheridan has made everyone in the family want to hold their kiddos close. I just spent lots of crying time chatting with him. I am so pissed about your son’s tee shirt.
Cyn, it is fun when you get lots of people together.
That kind of stuff always is.
CHARLES CARROLL!!
Archduke Franz Ferdinand!!!
Thank you, oso, but your recent loss puts mine petty stuff in perspective. I do hope and pray y’all are doing as well as you can.
On that note, I’m gonna go watch Jeopar–er, some hardcore pornography. Yes. Porn.
I’m gonna go watch Jeopar–er, some hardcore pornography.
What is Lake Titicaca?
Who is Archduke Franz Ferdinand?
Who is Lorena Bobbit?
Thank you, Aggie. My Dad was in the Navy. We have lots of stories about milestones he missed while we were growing up. I had a doll he brought me from Japan. It was missing after a sleepover when I was 11. I had marked it up and I saw my doll at a friend’s house. Her Mom lied and said it was hers. I remember crying about it to my Dad. Then I found $20. I also learned that some adults were lying weasels.
Her mom LIED???
WTF?
Hola, bitches!
Howdy, BisW!
*gives BisW the Half Trebek*
Yep, she said the doll belonged to her daughter. My Mom had this thing about not picking up toys. If we left a toy out, a sibling could claim it. My doll had my initials on its butt. With ink. “Her” doll had my initials on its butt. At the time, I could not believe an adult would lie.
Hey Blackie.
I’ve had fun with the Paultards on Facedouche today.
Thanks so much Oso I will run over to Target tomorrow
Oso, in the spirit of Christmas, let’s track down your “friend’s” mother, kill her, and stuff her lifeless corpse in a stocking hung by the chimney with care.
>> Hey Blackie.
Racist!
xbrad, I’ll settle for tracking down the ROTC puke who stole Aggie’s son’s tee. I learned at an early age that people are assholes and it helped fuel my cynical outlook.
Sohos, thanks for the sales!
>> Hey Blackie.
Racist!
He’s right.
I’m pretty sure the proper term is Minstrel, Lawn Jockey, Sambo, or Boy.
No, I’m pretty sure I distinctly heard “boy”.
I though Boy was implied.
*tugs up short pants*
*stuffs slingshot back into pocket*
*clinks my glass with Andy’s*
I learned at an early age that people are assholes and it helped fuel my cynical outlook.
Most people are.
Not all.
But most.
**looks around…. asshole, asshole, asshole, not an asshole, asshole, asshole…**
Hey!!!
Hi Cynnabuns!
**looks around…. asshole, asshole, asshole, not an asshole, asshole, asshole…**
To be fair, I had to learn it.
I was born a sweet, innocent child.
Hiya Vman!
Time for your Christmas avatar!
“I was born a sweet, innocent child.” Then, you became a lawyer. How’d your Dr. appt go?
Ok, who is not the asshole?
So, when a lawyer gets a prostate exam, how does the doctor decide where to stick the finger? I mean, it’s one big asshole?
To be fair, I had to learn it.
I was born a sweet, innocent child.
*shakes fists at sky*
LAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW SCHOOOOOOOOOL!!!
I have pics of Max and Bear in a Santa hat, but they are not worth publishing Cyn. Even after cropping they are rather crappy.
I had a santa hat but I cannot find it. (I would put it on Zeke in a heartbeat if I found it)
Yeah, Xbrad: who is not the asshole? Hmmmm??
*gives Aggie the headnod*
I notice Brad is still quiet…
Pic of Zeke
+
Pic of Santa hat from web
+
MSPaint
+
???
=
Profit!!
Reindeer and santa pic update Cyn.
“I was born a sweet, innocent child.” Then, you became a lawyer. How’d your Dr. appt go?
A1C is down, not as far as I’d like.
He doubled the Metformin, cranked the Victoza dose to the max, and left the insulin the same, but he wants me taking it at night instead of the morning.
I’ll be making some big changes after the holidays.
I want to see if I can’t get my A1C in the 5 range. He seems to think I can’t. I think I can, although I won’t enjoy it.
not yet….
wait….for it
I notice Brad is still quiet…
It’s a Festivus miracle!
So, when a lawyer gets a prostate exam, how does the doctor decide where to stick the finger? I mean, it’s one big asshole?
That was just a finger? I thought he was the model for casting Rosie’s slightly used rubber fist.
Still, if it weren’t for the almost passing out thing, I might had lit up after, and asked him if it was good for him too.
Cassy and Anastasia with antlers and santa hats
Awwww, cute, Vmax 😀
I see it Vmax! Yay!
I can tell you this much, it wasn’t Sean….
Well, very early morning for moi, so I shall bid y’all a goodnight, and a wonderful tomorrow.
*hugs and smooches*
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Let’s celebrate! http://is.gd/BD0SEu
Nighty nighty Aggie
*yawns too*
Night, Aggie. Cute pic, Vman. BiW, if it isn’t too nosy, what was your A1C? Mine is a 4.6 but I still can’t get off the Metformin.
http://tinyurl.com/7fcv258
G’night, Aggielicious!
BiW, if it isn’t too nosy, what was your A1C? Mine is a 4.6 but I still can’t get off the Metformin.
7.7 today, down from 8.1.
If I do the daily exercise come Hell or High Water along with the Adkins, I can get so I regularly test 83-109 daily.
It will also make me grumpy as hell, but I might actually become a few pounds lighter in the process.
Who knew there was a market for used stripper poles.
Feel free to hop on my pole, Cyn.
Is that one of them there double extendras Xbad?
BiW, I feel your pain. I went from a size 14 to a size 4 and I’ve resented every minute of it. My diabetic nutritionist really helped me. Way more than my endo.
No, TG, it’s a Festivus pole.
Where’s Wiser? I’ve talked diet and almost recipes. Anyone want an Albuquerque weather update?
After the weather update, how about some good cover songs?
Yeah, um, no.
,
,
,
Not for free anyways.
Oso 14 to 4? How did you do it? How long did it take? Don’t you feel better and why do you still have to take metformin? If you don’t mind me askin’
**gets out emergency cash stash of $100 in crisp singles**
She still takes the metformin to keep the sugar under control.
Once the pancreas starts not working right, it is pretty tough to get off ALL meds, and even on a strictly controiled diet, your blood sugar sometimes spikes without good reason.
Mr. TiFW and I went and saw “Immortals” tonight – it was pretty good.
Now, it’s off to bed. Sweet dreams, all!
That said, an A1C of 4.5 is pretty damn good.
It means that she greatly reduces the chance of losing limbs, eyesight, kidneys, and avoiding or arresting nerve damage.
Sohos, it took me 6mos. I never felt bad before. My Dr. thought with family history and my PCOS I should be tested for diabetes and I was. Without the Metformin, my Blood sugar gets too erratic even with the diet and exercise. I am limited to 120 grams of carbs per day and I have to eat three meals and a snack. Most of the time I am a size 2 or I wear a Boys 14. I just like baggy clothes.
BiW, it was a lot of work getting there. I’ve only maintained for 3 years. It helped having my mom be in the hospital for 10 1/2 months due to complications from diabetes. I still have an hard time testing like I am supposed to. I hate needles and the sight of my blood.
G’night Tifw. Since it is the Hostages: 35D.
So since we’re talking diabeetus here, would it be in bad form to link an adorable Christmas recipe I just came across? I think it can all be made sugar free. If it is, I will save it for later.
//cuts Oso
35D
Spectacular
Cyn, go for it! I am all about portion control. My luck has me allergic to Splenda. Cuts self but not where blood is visible because I’m a cutting pro
It is deep in my gene pool, and I still haven’t decided if I want it to take me like it did my Dad and maternal Grandfather, or if I want to live long enough for the Parkinsons to fuck me up like it did Grandpa BiW.
They both suck.
Cyn, not so much. When I was a 14 it was a 42 DDD so I was in the udder range. Glad to be almost normal.
Mom got me a new pack of magic markers and a kid stole it from my desk in grade school. These were those desk-attached-chair dealios where the desktop is a hinged slab of wood over a metal cache where you put your books and stuff.
Two boys and I stole my pack of markers back.
It went missing before lunch. I was pretty sure who did it. We had a discussion. After lunch was art class.
We all got bathroom passes from art class, sneaked into homeroom (which was empty and dark), and took my stuff back from his desk.
It was so sweet to see him searching fruitlessly in his desk for it later.
Oddly, I got into trouble for it. This kid was an absolute moron and actually complained to the teacher that my markers were stolen from him.
But the only reason I did that was because I knew the teachers would have done absolutely nothing to recover my stuff if I told them someone had robbed me.
In fact, the whole feeling I got from the experience was pity for the boy who stole my stuff.
When I first started to distrust adults.
Well, besides my dad’s drunk-driving abilities. But that was always a subtle and qualitative judgement.
Oso will you send me an email explaining what you actually did to go from a 14 to 4 in 6 months please. I have been working over a year and have gone from a 14 to 10. I want to know your diet and how long you were a 14. Thanks for the info btw. Goodnight friends
http://daisyt13.wordpress.com/2011/12/04/santa-hat-brownies/
Adorable!
BiW, if I live long enough, I have the Alzheimers to look forward too. My Dad and two of his brothers died from lung cancer. I get real defensive because with both lung cancer and diabetes you have to deal with judgmental assholes. (Word for the day). My FiL had his bell ringing ceremony today for throat cancer. He has survived kidney, skin, prostate, stomach, and now throat cancer. Yes, he’s a smoker. Why does it matter? 20$
That was way too late. Goodnight sugarpops.
**checks mailbox for SantaHatBrownies**
Laura, it’s funny how those memories just stick.
Sweet dreams to you and Sohos too.
Alright, I’m gonna go see if there is a new epsiode of Torchwood on On Demand.
The fact that nearly everyone on the show is teh ghey or a switch hitter? -10,000 Nobels.
Eve Miles, her sexy, sexy, sexy Welsh accent, curves, and guns? + 20,000 Nobels.
You do the math. SYWM.
Eve Miles?
Never hear of h…
Ooooh! Is that latex?
http://tinyurl.com/6m4yazj
Oso, yes, I like to eat.
I admit it.
But at the same time, my getting the diabeetus was pretty much a genetic certainty. And my maternal grandpa was skinny all my life, and judging from the pictures of him through out his life, from birth.
I’m spent cool kids. Much love, hugs, and kisses to you all.
Sweet nighty dreams and I catch you in the morn.
Lauraw, goodnight. My Dad told me I should feel sorry for the thief and her lying Mom, too. “Dad’s drunk-driving abilities”. Sis?
Nitey night. Cyn.
BiW, my endo says I would have been a diabetic anyway. I’m glad I enjoyed my non-diabeetus years. 2 of my Mom’s sibs are skinny TypeIIs, 2 are chunky. Non are obese. My Dad was fat but not obese. Same with his brother. I was genetically doomed!!!
G’night, lovely ladies.
And BiW.
I’m still trying to figure out who isn’t the asshole. Night, Xbrad.
Too tired to own comments. Night John boy.
NOT ^^^^^ The asshole
I have been killing threads like Cranky lately. Miss him. Miss Patty Ann. Sometimes, I even miss WP.
It cracks me up that PattyAnn’s Twitter account will pop up from time to time as an account that is suggested. I think PattyAnn wants us all to remember her. No problem!
Place shuts down early on a Friday night.
Derp.
I just got a Facechimp suggestion for Patty Ann. Think of her often.
just a little jump back while i take care of meds
I Love you MORONS
even Rosie
I miss riffing with her about how we never talked.
I was going to dump this here before I saw Sean and Clint here. Oh well, here goes. Yesterday morning, Target announced we would be open until 9pm on Christmas Eve. I was livid because my job had ruined Christmas like it ruined Thanksgiving. Then my cousin, Mindy, lost her 8 year old to cancer. Sheridan was a twin. Her sister died at birth. I can’t imagine what my cousin and her family are going through. It sucks to be anyone who is reading this.
Krow, what meds? meth?
Sean, I regret not delurking when PA was still here. She ruined my “No regrets” streak.
nah cheie’ various Heart Meds i am the proud owner of 5 Heart attacks, 1 microstroke and a quad bypass
please accept my condolences on your loss of Sheridan, i will say a prayer for her
Very sorry to hear about Sheridan. Prayers going out to all of you.
Thanks. Take care of your heart Krow. Genetics is a bitch!
You and your family are in my prayers, oso. We may be a bunch of degenerates and mutants here, but we’re family.
Thank you, CB. We are all still in shock. She was so brave. She was looking forward to her prosthesis and mentally preparing for her surgery.
Thankee, and again i say good nught all
Sean, as a long time lurker, there is so much love here at the H2 it is diabetes inducing. I liked your Angels better when Gene was wearing the white hat though.
Night, Krow.
Last rant of the night. Had a guest today try to use her EBT card on movie snacks. It wouldn’t scan. I think Susana may have passed an EBT Bill that doesn’t allow “Junk Food”. I don’t pay that close attention because I live in a workfare state. All I know was that the welfare queen couldn’t get her Snickers bar and it was MY fault. The asshole who was paying for the fat Ass to have movie snacks in the first place.
Rant off.
I found 20$.
Owns comments.
I started going to games when Autry was still the owner. They still do a lot to honor his memory at the stadium and throughout the organization.
HaHa got the Mare.
Posting too quickly virgin. No more!
Sean, I saw him at Spring Training. Also saw him in the owners box a few times before the quake transformed the stadium. I used to love watching Nolan pitch.
The Ryan Express left Anaheim a few years before my time. They sell a glossy autographed framed print of him beating on Robin Ventura at the stadium, though.
I guess Rod Carew was before your time too. Punk.
Sean, goodnight. Feel bad about the early bails. Now you know what a Donner felt like.
I might have seen him in his last season or two.
G’night, crazybear.
HEY!! PUT THAT BACK!! ITS MINE!! Ms. Cyn promised she’d give Rosetta an Atomic Wedgie next time he/she shows up in that RainBow Thong for a hundred bucks…
I go to the wrong Hemisphere for a while, and Y’all wind up lettin’ Jay do BBF WITHOUT BACKFAT and permitting BiW to hang out with BrewFan…Its like I don’t even know you people anymore…
Would somebody PLEEZE but Ms. Aggie a GPS so she can figure out where she actually is…
*** Continues FreeBasing Peruvian CatNip, fears we may have devolved from a Food, Recipe, and Weather Blog to a Slavic Gymnast Blog ***
*** Continues Surfing on Musical Notes and Tasting Colors ***
Yeah, I remember, back in the day when Ms Mare just got into town, we had to put the Fire Trucks in the Refrigerator and bring the temperature of the water down to the high 30’s before we sprayed her and Rosetta down with the hoses, they were going at it so Hot and Heavy. Now he/she is MIA, and Ms. Mare has a part time job. (Ms. C ari n, can’t we just say Ms. Mare is for Rent?)
Oh, well. DinT still can’t pick a CheerLeader, and the “Wakey-Wakeys” ain’t on time. Least that is still “Normal”…
WAKEY WAKEY.
It’s only 7 on a saturday.
I had to get up early, and glad I saw Sox!!!
*gives Sox a cuddle*
Oso, in the spirit of Christmas, let’s track down your “friend’s” mother, kill her, and stuff her lifeless corpse in a stocking hung by the chimney with car
I second the motion!
Good news: wine party tonight at a friend’s.
Bad news: I can’t imbibe because I’ll be driving myself.
*feels bad for bringing up wine in front of Carin*
All I know was that the welfare queen couldn’t get her Snickers bar and it was MY fault. The asshole who was paying for the fat Ass to have movie snacks in the first place.
You know, you should have just offered to pay for it directly.
LOL. That would have been hilarious. She probably would have had no problem with that.
#
feels bad for bringing up wine in front of Carin*
#
dangit Aggie. Now I’ll be thinking about it all day.
Well, I *do* feel bad….
Ok, I have a short story. I let the dogs out last night, and too late I realize there is some small animal RIGHT near the door. Oscar sees it, and grabs it before I can stop him. Shakes it a few times, then puts it down. Dead. Dammit. It’s an opossum, of course. We begin to debate whether – perhaps – the opossum is playing opossum. I saw the shake of death … we go out and check and it’s still there … no, that would all just be too typical. Right.
Wrong. Dang thing WAS playing dead. I though oscar dropped it too soon. He loses interest when it stops reacting.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
song for today
It’s rock, so SYWM Clint.
I want to drive to Detroit and make sure the house is ok (it’s cold) but hubby doesn’t want me to go.
One of the heaters is out “here” … I think it’s the blower. Ugh. I’m sure that will be free to get fixed …
O-possum. O-bama.
I see no difference.
You have my pity, Carin.
It was probably the same opossum I saw last week. It’s not like there could be two live ones out there. Opossums are practically born to be roadkill.
It is four hours later stuck this far out in the Atlantic. #%&^it!
***Gives Ms. Aggie the TwoAnkle ChinWhisker Rub***
Dashes off before I break the blog from here…
***Gives Ms. Aggie the TwoAnkle ChinWhisker Rub***
Awwww!! Teh cuteness melts 😀
How was your Christmas
Bonusparty last night Leon?My friend didn’t end up closing on his house, so I have spare time Car in. You can send me the address and I’ll go see if it’s on fire for you.
I think it’s possible. But…I’m not in the job of prognosticating on the economy. I’m in the job of putting in place the tools that allow the economy to thrive and Americans to succeed. Sometimes when I’m talking to my team, I- describe us…as…I’m the captain and they’re the crew on a ship, going through really bad storms. And no matter how well we’re steering the ship, if the boat’s rocking back and forth and people are getting sick and…they’re being buffeted by the winds and the rain and…at a certain point– if you’re asking, “Are you enjoying the ride right now?” Folks are going to say, “No.” And are they going to say, “Do you think the captain’s good—doing a good job?” People are going say, “You know what? A good captain would have had us in some smooth waters and sunny skies, at this point.” And I don’t control the weather. What I can control are the policies we’re putting in place to make a difference in people’s lives.
–SCOAMF
It was okay. Wife and I headed out at about 11. Some of my more fun coworkers went onward to a bar in Ann Arbor. I’m not fun, so we didn’t go along.
My God, is that a quote? Did anyone bring up that a captain that continually steers the boat into storms is entirely culpable if there was a path without them?
SCOAMF!
What an idiot. Way to fail with an analogy.
Christmas rush probably starts today.
Ho Ho
“What I can control are the policies we’re putting in place to make a difference in people’s lives.”
He’s done that.
Nice BBF. Someone make a Bloody Mary for me, please.
Where’s Andy? My husband had to call me to the tv to show me this telling me it may be good for Andy’s son.
**sends pound of Jingle Bell Java to Cyn for Scott’s and WP’s new avatars.
Awesome.
Off to a school fundraiser. If I get coal in my stocking, I’m going to be pissed.
l like Scott’s avartard.
Oh, and hey, dummy President, all would be well with the ship if you didn’t purposefully steer it into waters that ARE KNOWN FOR STORMS!
Analogy FAIL indeed!
Morning kids
Car in probably doesn’t want to hear that I just got both the kids iPads for Christmas.
The little guy needed a separate one for school, and the daughter just wanted one.
Oh, and best of all, the were free. We had some points on this credit card that the Mrs. uses, and I hadn’t paid any attention to them at all. They added up.
1) So, blaming Bush for the economy for the last three years, what the Hell was that? Blaming Buish for ‘the weather?’ How come Bush was so powerful he could still be ruining the economy for two years after he was gone, but Obama is a helpless sea-tossed piece of shit?
2) No, really. Really?
Good to see you Sox!!
Laura–HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I like Sox’s avatar too.
Everyone stepped it up for Christmas. Well done!
(except Leon……BOOOOOOOOOO Oh, and that jackass Rosetta)
Well, this is something
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=waIuhfoTMv8#t=01m17s
Looks like a very sunny day starting. Minimal wind. I may have to clear the snow off the deck and do sunbathing.
In other news, I have gained a belt notch. Time to cut back.
He really is a pitiful narcissist isn’t he? One of those persons with that, I don’t know what it is exactly, some kind of genetic defect, that makes it impossible to accept responsibility or see his shortcomings.
If humility was money he wouldn’t have two dimes to rub together.
Good morning! The SCOAMF and the Bidens will be at today’s game. CBS of course will be making the game all about “The Captain”.
Her strength and control is amazing.
Are amazing?
Awww: http://michaelgraham.com/archives/occupy-boston-before-and-after-hellip/
In any event, leon == amazed.
Lauraw, there is no cheerleader pic at the mothership on the game day thread. I like your pics the best.
When you’re in the middle of a storm, it’s not a good time to sail in a circle.
Thank God, a new poat.
Never pet a burning dog.
NEW POST
because we needed it
Wrong. Dang thing WAS playing dead. I though oscar dropped it too soon. He loses interest when it stops reacting.
A black lab who hung out in our office came in one night and started horking. He eventually disgorged a hairless but whole opossum. One of the guys grabbed a shovel, scooped it up, and deposited it in some bushes outside. But when we went back later to look at it, it was gone.
Either it took “playing ‘possum” to a whole new level, or we can start worrying about zombie wildlife.
I’m Rich, and I approve of this poat.
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