Are you stuffed? If not, please proceed to the refrigerator for your 179th helping of green bean casserole and stuffing. The tupperware is behind the Colt 45.
In honor of the very special beer located in the Hostage fridge, lets take a minute to listen to people on drugs singing songs about drinking.
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Please meet November 25th’s BBF model, who is named September. September Corrina, that is. She says she’s a Playboy model, but I’ve gone through the stack of smut mags in the bathroom, and I don’t recognize her. Playboy models probably don’t work for Swank though, do they? Snob!
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On this day in history, many things happened. Here are a few that were culled from the 100% accurate, internets encyclopedia known as Wiki-something. Please make sure you tell your children that this is the site of record for anything that ever happened ever.
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1491– The siege of Granada the last Moorish stronghold in Spain, begins.
1783– American Revolutionary War: The last British troops leave New York City three months after the signing of the Treaty of Paris.
1905– Prince Carl of Denmark arrives in Norway to become King Haakon of Norway.
1947– Red Scare: The “Hollywood Ten” are blacklisted by Hollywood movie studios.
1963– President JFK is buried at Arlington National Cemetary
1973– George Popodapolus, head of the military Regime of the Colonels in Greece, is ousted in a hardliners’ coup.
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Isn’t she just the cutest damn thing in the world? If you don’t think so, I’d like to see your college, high, middle, and grade school, transcripts. Click here for a slideshow of Ms. Corrina.
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This is fucking genius.
I’m pretty sure you can see clam if you look close enough on that last one.
Between the three photos, she has exposed every inch of her breasts.
In short, ladies and gentlemen, this woman has no nipples.
*shoots MJ point-blank in the chest with a cannon that shoots sharp slivers and lemon juice*
**tackles Laura and stuffs her with the giblets**
**and “gravy”**
*holds up metal disc sled, circa 1982.
Speed of Lightning
Roar of Thunder
She has pulled her top asunder
UNDERBOOB! *underboob*
she must have areola the size of a pinhead.
Interesting, but it’s like ice cream without the silver dollar.
…
anybody want a dog?
She has enormous nipples, and a very good editor.
Who eats ice cream with a silver dollar?
pagh!,
soho’s are bigger
PJM’s are cuter
and Laura’s are lumpier
Oh sure, laura gets credit for my post from yesterday
“November 25, 2011
Occupy Toronto Seems To Be Infected By P****mouth Syndrome
—Ace
Thanks to Laura, some good pissing and moaning from a bearded intersex representative of Occupy.”
I was almost famous
wtf? It’s friday?
Ok, i’m going running. you guys enjoy your boobs while I’m gone.
I credited you, PJ!
hahaha, I’m just giving you a bad time. I didn’t even know if you saw my link.
*decides to “Occupy Ace”
wait……….wha?
That girl likes her waxing treatments, no?
Top h2 post of all time!
I should have included a link to H2 and specifically asked that you get the credit. I just thought it was funny and shared it, didn’t think it would get posted.
look at boobs we much!
*applauses*
This model should have remained a brunette. She doesn’t have the complexion to be a blonde.
*beats MJ with a very reasonably priced pork loin*
*applauses*
I think you mean applauds.
/’Spur
Seriously, who wants a boobie autograph?
I made it!!! I am home! Yay.
Seriously, who wants a boobie autograph?
Who needs an autograph from a boob?
Seriously, who wants a boobie autograph?
not me. Certainly no way not me. I sure don’t. uh uh. no way I would want that, no sirreebob.
Okay, maybe just one boob. right here on the side,
Sold the washer today. Learned that my wife is not the right person with whom to move large appliances.
poor girl.
In the first picture, she has a heart on and by the last picture she seems to have lost it.
. Learned that my wife is not the right person with whom to move large appliances.
You really didn’t know that already?
You really didn’t know that already?
There had always been another guy. The buyer this time was a middle-aged woman and her daughter. They came wearing flipflops.
I already signed both of yours wiser.. shush
I already signed both of yours wiser.. shush
And then I had the signatures tattooed on permanently.
One would think wiserbride would be disturbed by that, but surprisingly, she doesn’t seem all that upset by it.
Hmmm……..
hmmm
harrumph
*points
I didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy!
you watch your ass
http://tinyurl.com/bpedb9t
I’m making my cardamom cheekun soup tomorrow, with stew hens. Never have used them before because usually I can only find young fryers and such in the grocery store.
I hear the older birds make a much more savory soup.
Here, hand these out to the boys…..
http://tinyurl.com/clwyqkw
I hear the older birds make a much more savory soup.
*pounds head into desk repeatedly…..
in lieu of pay
in lieu of pay
yeah, yeah, ain’t you the smart one….
well, looks like it’s martini time……
back in a while, kiddies…..
To make up for my booze free Thursday, I started early on Black Friday.
“I’m pretty sure you can see clam …”
little neck, i think
what’s for dinner?
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/25/world/asia/pakistan-husband-stew/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
and last ADDH thought for the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4Gg8pZYjCTM
i think this may be all of the Hostagettes… but I can’t really quite remember…
*why is there a lump on the back of my head…..*
oooppps…
http://tinyurl.com/73gr2xp
I had to sneak out the door and down the block on a beer run. Thankfully the grocery store was mostly empty.
I am nutless. The squirrels sneaked into my barn and took all my nuts.
I must have vengeance.
*checks if Cabela’s has a .22 on sale for Black Friday*
Aww. I already miss Leon’s nuts.
No one misses my nuts more than me, Jewstin.
Vengeance!
Leon, I heard their ads today and I think they do.
I got a good deal on a used one with a kick ass scope at Cabela’s.
Bummer, Leon! After all that work, and blackened hands to boot. How were the walnuts stored?
Evening everyone. Hmmm, nutless. Not sure what to do with that.
You don’t need more than this for squirrel.
http://www.airgundepot.com/gamo-whisper.html
Quiet, cheap ammo.
>> yeah, yeah, ain’t you the smart one….
I ain’t the one with a tattoo says “bitch” on my shoulder.
Sub sonic rounds are quiet compared to my pellet gun.
I can target practice in the back yard and nobody knows.
Use a .45 and show those squirrels who’s the fuckin boss
The 22 longs on the other hand, holy crap. I fired one and immediately turned all the lights out because I was certain the police would be coming.
They are reserved for when Laura is swinging a rake at a coyote.
A .45 fired in this neighborhood would bring out a SWAT team.
It’s not legal to fire a BB gun in this town.
well then
*hands you the flashbang grenade*
Waiting on Counts’ steaks to be ready. House full of people. 3 Indians
I have struck out with vets.. groomers.. the pound..
this cute little dog is gonna be here for a couple more days I think.
Does he respond to the name Marley?
He responds to just about anything. I’ve been calling him “shithead” and he just wags his tail.
Hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
I found a picture of Marley and that’s not him.
I think you have a new dog.
Shithead is a nice name.
Is Moses still miffed?
Moses is definitely not likin the deal.
Shithead is a great name.
The UConn women’s basketball team is playing Fairleigh Dickinson University.
It’s 44-5 at the half.
mwuahahahahahah
Baylor Girls play UConn in a couple weeks.
I gots tickets.
That should be a good one Dave.
Uh-oh. I almost forgot to call the folks. It’s my dad’s birthday.
Did anybody drop a dime on anybody else today?
I am way lookin forward to that one Scott. I can see em both making the Final Four.
Is Black Friday racist?
I ate both drumsticks for dinner yesterday.
I like dark meat.
Is Black Friday racist?
Depends on where you do your shopping.
Holy crap. Gramma is deaf as a post and refuses to wear hearing aids.
I think Michael must have heard my end of that conversation.
I need a lozenge.
*hands Jewstin a box of Luden’s Honey Lemon Drops*
Thanks, Laura. You’re the best.
Chinese food the day after working all day in the kitchen the day before–win!
THERE. ARE. FOUR. PIES!!!
What flavors? Hmmmmm? I could go for some kind of fruit pie right now.
Although I don’t wanna seem fussy.
Boysenberry?
Mmmmm…warmed up with some banilla ice cream.
Wait…wut?!?
Santa Cyn is .. good.
She is kinda cute. She looks festive.
I like apple pie with the crumbs on top.
The other day we went to the Rio buffet and they had hot peach cobbler for dessert, mmmm.
Festive is a word.
Rowr is another word.
There is a little ice cream shop nearby that has huckleberry ice cream.
…ZOMFG… peach cobbler…
None of my boys likes the fruit pies so I never make or get them. Every once in a while, I see half pies at the grocery store. Winnah!
My all time fave is Blueberry.
*slips into a happy sugar coma just thinking about it*
AUGHHH.. the Rio is just bad memories of trade shows and sore feets….
..
and nice girls..
ok they were… dancers I thinks.
dancers I thinks
Pros at a trade show. Who knew?!
For the record, I have never been to Rio.
Leftover roast pork tenderloin (reasonably priced, and yet never used by Laura to bludgeon anyone), stuffing. cranberry sauce.
Silly. The bludgeoning technique is old world old school for tenderizing the meat.
Cyn, I didn’t say I didn’t beat my meat.
I said Laura didn’t beat anyone with it.
(reasonably priced, and yet never used by Laura to bludgeon anyone)
I doubt it was as tender as Laura’s will be.
*pats Xbrad on the head and then slathers on Germ-X*
We know you do dear; we know.
Cyn,
Is there a bigger, Hi-Res pic of your avatard? Just curious, no perversion going on here.
And so it goes…
BTW, the high today here was 79.
Suck it, East Coast bitches!
Xbrad,
The high today was 39, here. Listening to the scanner this morning, it would seem that the locals do not recognize that ‘frost on the roof’ equals ‘frost on the road’, and crashed accordingly…
Chrispy, first time I ever drove on snow was about a week after I got my license.
I slid off the road. Well. Off the driveway from my house to the road.
Got back on the road and drove to Seattle. No problems.
Also- that was the first time I drove solo on the interstate.
It was about 75 here today. We may dip down to 55 overnight.
I think an open window is in order.
Blueberries are little tiny gifts of love and deliciousness.
Heating more turkey and stuffing leftovers, noming on crisp radishes.
Anita just showed me pictures she took when we drove down to Portland for Dads 90th birthday.
Brought tears to my eyes.
We look too much alike.
Well, my hair is thinner than his.
I have to agree with her, he was the last true gentleman…
What a guy!
She will probably put them on facechimp.
What, I killed it with a post about my dad?
You bastards!
You killed Kenny!
Nah. I’m just hoping and praying some funneh will wander in.
Of course, if it does, I’ll stalk it and kill it and bury it in the crawlspace.
Aw, nuts. Virginia pen pal and I wandered into politics again.
Fuckin’ A! I don’t understand how these folks can make perfectly valid, small government arguments, and conclude by saying we need more government to fix this.
It drives me up the fucking wall.
Be my love,
For no o e else can end this yearning. . .
God forgive me, but I love Mario Lanza.
ChrisP, tell me how your dad got the title — he sounds like a heck of a guy.
Btw – I am surrounded by an entire tribe of Souix warriors
Jewstin, I’m not saying you should drive to Virginia, track down your pen pal, kidnap them, hid them in an abandoned West Virginia coal mine, flay their skin, rub salt in the wounds, and leave them to be devoured by small woodland creatures.
I’m just saying we’d understand if you did.
I’m on he iPad and cannot link shit – this sucks!
I ate so much I could cry
We’re on economics tonight.
Virginia: If the government did not “pool” some resources for common good projects (like infrstructure) no company would be able to produce anything of significant measurable value anyway
How would a nationwide network of roads independently owned and operated by private companies work?
Me: Oil companies produce asphalt, as a by-product of oil refining. It exists whether we use it or not. I have no doubt that they and auto manufacturers could find a way to pay for the interstate highway system. We’re not only a free-enterprise economy, we’re the largest free trade zone on the planet. The market will work.
Jewstin, the biggest impediment to a free market road system would be right-of-way.
In fact, use of eminent domain for roads is one of the few times it is generally accepted as a genuine public good. And I don’t know that private enterprise could successfully overcome the occasional non-rational actor. After all, the company may offer you what they think is a fair price for your house, but it may have a sentimental attachment to you that no amount can overcome.
But just because we as a people have decided that the government should do some things, doesn’t mean the logical extension is that the government should do ALL things.
Sohos, take your pants off. You’ll feel soooo much more comfortable.
I actually agree that the DOT is a fair tax expense, but the guy thinks that’s evidence that the government should do everything. I have to disagree on principle.
Then I guess we’re back to the small woodland creatures plan…
I totally just did xbrad.
Beasn?
http://tinyurl.com/6vfsgtj
Ted?
http://tinyurl.com/7fdm3so
Lordy.
Virginia: taxes MOVE; the movement can either create or destroy depending on how they are spent. (REmember the CBO estimate of unemployment benefits creating economic value?
Me: The CBO is government funded and likes grants. Bi-partisan or not, it is not disinterested in finding agreeable estimates for whoever asks for an opinion.
Today’s tasks – picking up pecans, shelling pecans, being Dad’s IT technician in return for spaghetti and garlic bread. Somewhere in there was a primo nap. Life is good, but I’m still ready to go home tomorrow.
Further, the CBO is like any calculator. GIGO applies.
If you tell CBO you’re going to spend a trillion dollars this year, and plan to bring in 2 trillion in taxes next year, they’ll say you saved a trillion dollars.
Even if they, you and everybody knows you won’t bring in more than one trillion taxes next year.
They just run the numbers they’re told to run.
Beasn?
http://tinyurl.com/6vfsgtj
CUTE! But then it is a festival where they dress up their piggies…….then have a BBQ…IYKWIMAITYD. I don’t think they eat the ones they dress up……I hope they don’t.
*runs away crying*
Ummm,
Spaghetti & Garlic bread!
Yess!
Me? I’d dress them up to entertain myself. I’d never eat pigs with fur or that have worn pants.
C’mon back, Beasn.
they don’t BBQ the ones they dress up.
They BBQ their other ones.
xbrad, I don’t have a real big problem if they use them as food out of my vicinity – which is pure silly seeing as how they ain’t very meaty – I have a serious problem with them leaving their noggins attached.
And if they believe they ward off evil spirits, which I believe as they are soo darned sweet, why murder them to roast. With their heads all attached and cooked.
Smooches and good night!
‘Nite Roamy.
*looks at clock*
crap. early morning. TTFN
Beasn, I can conceive of eating a cute little guinea pig under any circumstances that don’t involve an airplane crash high in the Andes.
CAN’T!!!
Sorry.
Rats. Virignia shut me out. You hosefuckers will have to entertain me for a bit until I crash.
WTF!?!? Are you kidding!?! I hope you are kidding
You know, they actually serve a special sort of liquor with cuy in Peru.
It’s supposed to kill the parasites.
It’s supposed to kill the parasites.
Ship some to #OWS.
I’m not sure it works on scabies. I don’t think piggies carry scabies.
I knew Rick West (MCPON) when he was the pogue on the Flet/Force board – Christ, I’m old!
MCPO is so old, Neptune was a wog longer than him.
I’m gonna hit the rack. My middle-aged son is going home tomorrow and I am both drunk, sad and happy.
Good night, fellow patriots.
I am horrified. I hope that whole piggie bbq is a lie. goodnight all
Well, heck. Where’d everyone go?
I was watching Cal beat ASU.
*ping…*
wakey wakey
Picking up uhaul trailer in 48 minutes. Buying freezer today, emptying out last bits at the old house. Beef quarter arrives tomorrow.
Tomorrow is also when I figure out how many post-Thanksgiving-on-sale frozen turkeys I can also fit in the freezer.
Ouch!
only not as big a ouch as earlier this week. I am getting used to it (maybe?)
I am starting to stand out a little too. The top builders build 50-90 a night newbs build 20-25
I built 32 tonight
I was on the Skyway bridge as the sun cleared the earth it was good.
except it was blinding me when I got off the bridge
Said hi to MJ as I passed his exit on 275
The puppies were great! 13 hours and no land mines or puddles
Good Cassie Anastasia Zeke and Bear! You are my Boys and Girls!
Time for sleep soon
Earth isn’t a fantastic word, I was looking across miles of Tampa Bay to palm studded land and the fiery orange ball
That happens a lot on Eastbound 696 near Detroit. If you’re lucky, it just slows traffic. There’s a stretch with about 5 accidents every month. More in sunny months, fewer in cloudy.
Really? I killed it? Not very surprising I guess.
I leave all future threads for Xbad to kill, If he fails PeeJ will do.
I am out.
Off to begin the day’s moving adventure.
Aw crap, I might end up missing the Ohio State game.
http://tinyurl.com/7kx5wgw
Hahaha, Pupst.
Good morning.
Chooks are in the soup pot. My biggest soup pot is only three gallons. I didn’t realize how big these girls were; they barely fit!
Going to have to go to two pots when it’s time to put the veggies in.
Think I’ll cut that pork loin up into a roast and some chops and freeze it.
But first-
*playfully bludgeons the dog with whole wrapped loin*
Dog is getting several beatings today. He’s been kind of a pain in the ass
latelyhis whole life and he’s asking for it.vman – that is what it’s like for me every morning.
flashbacks to your semon upon the dawg, tears of joy!
Morning Laura.
I love making big pots of stuff on the stove. My biggest is 2 1/2 gallon, I think.
Weather here has been nice. Thanksgiving day we had temps in the 70s. Yesterday it was a tad cooler but still very nice for my outdoor walk on the Bluffs. But the wind kicked up last night… And this morning it’s only about 24.
Reality can be like a cold bitch, huh.
I really, really hope wp meant to type “sermon”.
*head-fakes toward pork roast*
*reverses course and goes for different prize*
http://tinyurl.com/7twmsn3
holy schnauzer, that will teach me to post while fixing coffee!
It’s 50’s here today but overcast. So. not horrible, not wonderful.
I got my run in yesterday while it was still nice (clear skies). I’m too tired to run today – I did three longish runs (for me) this week ( 7 miles, 8 miles, then 6.5 yesterday) because I haven’t run as much lately. I felt it.
Maybe another week of that and then back to shorter runs with one long run per week.
Hello, everybody!
Fifties sounds soooooo nice, Carin. I don’t mind cold, but when the wind gusts kick up here in the ‘Front Range’ I get whiny.
Hey, Chief! I had to laugh like a little girl at Xbrad’s link last night…
Ted?… http://tinyurl.com/7fdm3so
I read the text inserting your voice and had a great belly laugh…with NO PAIN.
Good morning cool kids!
Good Morning, Sexy-Cyn.
Cute avatar, btw.
Thanks Hawt Cathy!
So glad to hear of your painlessness. YaY!
How many excess calories has everyone consumed? You may use scientific notation, to cut down on the amount of zeros.
I just passed 1010!
holy schnauzer, that will teach me to post while fixing coffee!
This exchange almost made me snoot coffee out my nose! What a way to wake up. HAHA!
*goes to high five Jay, rolls off chair from fatness*
Did you have a good visit with your boy, Chief? Probably a bit sad to see him go today.
Ha, and my mom is making bacon, and french toast. I will not eat french toast!
Ok, one piece. With some bacon.
Will your mom adopt me? That sounds sooo yummy, with the maple syrple spreading slowly from one side of the plate to the other as it begins to soak into the bacons…. breffist coma…
I love making big pots of stuff on the stove.
Isn’t it awesome? The house smells so great.
It’s cozy on a cold day, though today doesn’t qualify. 60 yesterday, 60+ today, sunny, pleasant.
Rain tomorrow, which is fine, because I’m gonna bring some hot soup to the WiserFamily and switch to beating their little dog for a change.
Tiki doesn’t deserve it, but I don’t make the rules.
I make stock out of the butchered turkey carcass, too. It certainly is a great smell. Whole old chickens must smell awesome.
I have to learn how to do beef stock. I’ve tried, but it never turns out right.
The smell of bones cooking on the stove is awesome, Laura. I’ll be freezing my turkey carcass and doing my soup in about January when it gets a tad colder.
*emails order for two of the Hand-Bludgeoned tenderloins from the Humpty Meatshop*
January when it gets a tad colder.
A tad colder == drops below 70?
Ha Ha! Yeah, that’s about right, Jay. For one or two days at least!
Today Is Deadline for Third Annual H2 Secret Santa! Merry Ho Ho!
Email me your name and address to: TheH2SecretSanta*@*gmail.com
I make stock out of the butchered turkey carcass, too. It certainly is a great smell. Whole old chickens must smell awesome.
I have to learn how to do beef stock. I’ve tried, but it never turns out right.
Jay, no matter what financial situation I’ve been in I’ve ALWAYS used my turkey carcasses for soup and then gone to the trouble of freezing the stock, if necessary. When first married, I could cook from and eat off what I prepped for almost a month. Folks who know how to use stuff like this are less likely to ever go hungry.
About your beef stock? Best way to get good flavor is to roast the bones FIRST. IIffin you want something more specific, I’ll email my culinary-Son and get some tips. Also Food Network website probably has some ideas for you.
Merry Ho Ho!
Cyn. Who you callin’ Ho?
Hah! By now, young fryers would be falling apart in the broth. I just gave these chix a poke with the spoon, expecting the flesh to yield. But it was like smacking a statue.
We’re going to be here for a while.
The fat on top is a remarkable deep gold. Threw in a couple rosemary branches off my potted bush and sealed it up again.
I LOVE rosemary… and miss my bush. SYWM!
Do you save a bit of that Laura for other dishes? Ice cube trays are wonderful for that.
Ho! Cathy Bushless
i miss your bush too cath
Mooooom! WPD just revealed himself as Cath’s stalker again!
Yesterday it was my huge pussy, today it’s Cathy’s missing bush.
Save what, Cyn?
ladies please, get the schedule right will ya
Monday – Carin
Wednesday – PJM
Friday – Laura
Saturday – Cathy
Sunday – Sohos
The fat on top is a remarkable deep gold.
the fat at the top makes the best roux for gravy, or thickener for anything.
Just sayin.
The heavenly broth, Laura.
Oxtail makes excellent broth. It’s good in barley soup also.
*sees she’s not on WPD’s list, loads trebuchet with sporks and turkey bones*
I’m using it all for giant soup today, Cyn. I do have a bag of previously made broth in the freezer, though.
I fried my eggs in homemade chicken shmaltz this morning, Jay. NOM.
I do have a bag of previously made broth in the freezer, though.
Ahh; excellent.
Mornin’ (barely)
Just got back from the final set building session.
What’d I miss?
I think it’s funny how often we talk about food. A person would think we look like those lard-assed people that used to go on Sally Jesse Raphael with wheelbarrows full of food.
How’s the pup Andy? http://i.imgur.com/Lfzwd.jpg
Jay. Bay leaf is awesome in beef broth, just sayin’
What’d I miss?
Leon’s getting a new freezer. Vman’s pups didn’t have any accidents. Carin is lazy. MPCO is hi. Pupster was very close to scoring a cupcake. WPD is reminded of dog semen. Laura’s whipping dogs and cookin’ cheekins. Cathy is missing her bush. Jay fails with his beef while Jew is into oxtail. And today is the last day for Secret Santa signup.
Cyn, you my dear are a 24 hour project
Jewstin, “I” resemble that remark sir!
Leon lost his nuts.
What’s the problem with your beef stock, Jay?
*puts on lab coat*
Chicago is releasing a Christmas album???
‘Sup everybody?
yo dawg!
Hey, wpdunn. Are you gonna put something in my other something so I can complete a task while I complete a task?
Chicago is releasing a Christmas album???
*sets up Candid Camera and waits for Andy and Wiserbud to show*
look, im confused enough with missing bush and huge pussy
‘soup, everybody?
>> *sets up Candid Camera and waits for Andy and Wiserbud to show*
I believe Christmas songs are one of the numerous caveats.
I think that changes depending on which way the wind is blowing, Andy.
__________________
Howdy Xbrad
And a hearty hello to SeaM too!
Hi, Cyn. I like the new avatard.
Andy’s a little busy throwing shit, because GaTech just scored.
Oh, and Dave stole a dog.
You are caught up.
No, Andy also missed my huge pussy.
I can’t get a lot of flavor out of beef broth. Also not as much gelatin, it seems.
Really? It’s kinda hard to miss one that big.
I did not look at Carin’s huge pussy.
You didn’t ? Cyn, it really must been seen to be believed.
Here it is again, for anyone who didn’t click yesterday :HERE.
HAHAHAHA!
*resists urge to click*
Click it, Cyn. You know you want to.
Yeah, with beef you can’t add much water at all. You get a smaller amount of broth with your inputs because so little of the stock material is actual meaty flesh. It’s a lot of bones and gristle and scraps because nobody likes to boil any kind of cuts of beef, whereas whole chicken comes out pretty nice simmered with herbs.
I save up all my pan drippings and gristle and bones and let it accumulate over time in the freezer until I have enough to almost fill my crockpot.
DAMMIT!!
I went to this game last year. We gave up something like 500 yards on the ground and still won.
I’m not nervous. Yet.
Click you much. . . Cyn. . . and much will you. . . be . . . clicking.
I guess it’s pretty big.
My God, it’s full of stars!
It’s very impressive.
Every womanCyn is just two drinks from her firstlesbian experiencebig pussy click.Cyn, you can be honest with us … that’s not the biggest pussy you’ve ever seen , is it?
Oh goodness no, Carin. I have met some ginormeous pussies in my day.
I figured.
Really what is so remarkable is that this pussy live in my house.
Cyn, shouldn’t that be gyneormous?
I hate that cat.
On a completely unrelated note, I wonder how much it would cost to ship a cat. Think it would be under $20?
No reason.
*hopes for xbrad as secret santa recipient
shouldn’t that be gyneormous?
HA!
*insert rimshot sound link here*
Car in, if you do ship me that cat, I promise he’ll lose weight.
Actually, he’ll starve to death. But I guess he’d lose some weight first.
Surely under $20 Carin. But if you put holes in for breathing, the post office gets a lil’ bit pissy about that.
I know pussy and it is HUUUGE!
Car in, how on earth, in your very active diet conscious household, can you grow a puss that big?
It costs $211.12 cents on Delta anywhere in the US…
WTF? I just saw a headline that said, ‘Thomas, Kagan, asked to sit out case’.
Kagan should since there are damning emails from her AND she had part in the disaster, but why Thomas? Because his wife is opposed to it? That is bullshit.
You do know your pussy, Catman.
Kagan… Speaking of big pussy..
beasn, the cat was that big when I got it.
So….’bama or Auburn?
**poke**
Not gonna start rooting for the Chiz, yet, so ‘Bama.
Morning.
One perk I have found for waking at 2pm is I have more options for breakfast / lunch
**waves to J’ames**
What game you watching?
I think v-man is lying to us about what his new job entails.
(whispers) I think he’s a gigolo.
ISU – Oklahoma. Our offense is offensive today.
I saw a snippet of it. ISU looked pretty good.
*Sips bloody Mary. Winks at Carin*
Defense is good today, but you aren’t gonna win road games with 4 turnovers.
Isolated incident I am sure.
http://dailycaller.com/2011/11/24/12-charged-with-voter-fraud-in-georgia-election/
Vmax, are you gonna put the puppehs in reindeer antlers for Xmas?
Boise is sucking badly today.
MARE! STOP FUCKING UP THE BRONCOS!!
NEW POAT!!!