Sloppy Seconds

So it’s the day after.  Whatever shall you do with your leftovers?

I’m barricading myself indoors today.  Bring me back something good if you go shopping.

120 Comments

  1. I like that shopping cart pic…I give this poat a thumbs up!

    Osolocococ, how is Sheridan?

  2. Laugh for the day

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=643_1322210852

  3. Mare, she finally completed her chemo. Her leg is at 70% so she still is in a wheelchair but she gets more proficient with her walker every day. We are waiting for her bell ringing ceremony. Thanks for asking. She is such a brave little girl.

  4. everyone done with sharing recipes?

  5. Recipes are so yesterday, but the weather is on tap for today.

  6. That CANNOT be a real sheepdog on that bike!

  7. Wiserbud, are you visiting the in-laws again? If so, how many of them have you shoved in the furnace?

  8. We had torrential rain at my condo last night. I was hoping that the people in line at Target were getting rained on. I live a little over a mile from the store. Stupid desert. They only got sprinkled on.

  9. I think it’s gross that people started shopping last night.

    GIVE IT A REST PEOPLE.

  10. Recipes are so yesterday, but the weather is on tap for today.

    Guess I haven’t stayed away long enough then….

    Wiserbud, are you visiting the in-laws again?

    Actually, mother in law and father in law were here. Just left a little bit ago. They’re not bad. Especially when I drink.

    we all played Apples to Apples. One of the words was “sensual” Got some interesting responses on that one, but the best one was “going to grandma’s.”

    That one is going to cause laughter around here for years.

  11. *pepper sprays Wiserbud

  12. Good morning, jive cannibals.

  13. *pepper sprays Wiserbud

    *holds up turkey leg

    Thanks. It really didn’t have much flavor.

  14. Yo, Seen.

    I hadn’t read, how did you do at the wedding?

  15. Recipe for wiser:
    Worcestershire, salt, pepper, celery salt, lemon, Tabasco, vodka, tomato juice, boiled shrimp, pickled okra, garlic stuffed olives, pepperonis, celery stalk and ice.

    Mix, put in tall glass. drink snack

  16. Mix, put in tall glass. drink snack

    FUCK SALT!

  17. That CANNOT be a real sheepdog on that bike!

    Isn’t that hysterical? If you watch it till the end, you’ll see him jump off.

    It’s like straight out of a Disney movie.

    *peppers sprays everyone to get my xbox 360

  18. The wedding was great, wiser. And I remember all of it for a change, too.

  19. And I remember all of it for a change, too.

    Excellent!

    Nicely done, my friend.

  20. PJ! If you want an XBox 360, you’ll rampage through Best Buy, push some fat chick down, and punch a kid in the face like everybody else!

  21. Wait… I thought that WAS PJ on the news this morning.

  22. soup’s almost done.

  23. *adds a dash more pepper spray to soup

  24. never again.

    I will never eat again.

  25. >> One of the words was “sensual”

    Uncanny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc

  26. PJ! If you want an XBox 360, you’ll rampage through Best Buy, push some fat chick down, and punch a kid in the face like everybody else!

    I wish I’d set my alarm.

  27. Excellent!

    Nicely done, my friend.

    What, I don’t get one of these?

    http://tinyurl.com/ahkqs7

  28. sean are you on google+

  29. What, I don’t get one of these?

    Just for you, seen:

    http://tinyurl.com/7kqu6wn

  30. Sean, I’d like to give you an award as well. In fact, I’m going to give you a major award.

  31. Uncanny

    Said to the bride this morning “So, *wink, wink* you wanta go to grandma’s?”

    Did not get the response I was hoping for.

  32. In fact, I’m going to give you a major award.

    Looks exotic. Is that Italian?

  33. So from the looks of it, the Occutards were successful in getting people to boycott Black Friday.

  34. So from the looks of it,

    Hole.

    Lee.

    Crap!

    What the hell is wrong with people? Have they forgotten the true meaning of Thanksgiving?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0

  35. Looks exotic. Is that Italian?

    can you say fra jee lay?

  36. I haven’t been out on black friday since … actually, I’ve *never* gone out on black friday.

    ever.

  37. So from the looks of it

    That’s exactly why I’m sheltering in place today. Total fucking insanity.

  38. I did it once with a couple girlfriends when I lived in Florida, but the claustrophobia set in. Just not good.

  39. You like me! You really like me!

  40. you would not catch me with 10 miles of any store today.

  41. You like me! You really like me!

    eh. you’re ok. You’re no Mrs. Cuffy, but then who is?

  42. I actually have to go to a store – but just meijer or something, so it *should* be ok.

    Lapeer is such a small town that it’s not exactly a destination for the black friday stuff. I’m sure the stores do stuff, but once the morning rush is over, things go back to normal.

  43. Said to the bride this morning “So, *wink, wink* you wanta go to grandma’s?”

    Is that what you guys call “sexy talk”?

    sick fucks

  44. I did it once with a couple girlfriends when I lived in Florida

    BUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNK.

  45. McAfee doesn’t like Counts link.

  46. McAfee is a douchebucket little bitch

  47. BUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNK.

    Rewording before commenting at the hostages is always a good idea.

  48. HAHAHAHA! Funny link, count.

    mcafee SUCKS

  49. mcafee always get’s between me and my mad hacking virus spreading skillzz

  50. It doesn’t get in between you and your mad apostrophe skills however, so there’s that.

  51. For my friend scott

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INyjklTUdak

    it’s too long for my attention span, but whatever

  52. now your just being difficult

  53. skill’s

  54. Pissed. No turkey deal joyfulness. All those circulars I saw yesterday expired today. Boo.

    OTOH, I got a fantastic deal on a gigantic pork loin. The meat guy was slapping them down in the case and there was this crowd of people around him just snatching them up, so I knew I had to get my war face on.

    I ran over there and stabbed an old lady in the face and pepper-sprayed the little kids that were with her, pulled the loin out of her hands, then used it to beat my way out of the crowd.

    Looking at the circular for another store, gonna go there soon.

  55. I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to deduct points for not tossing a grenade behind you and jumping dramatically away from the explosion, laura. Otherwise, well played.

  56. You didn’t use up all your pepper spray at the first store, did you Lauaw?

  57. Sooo many people!

  58. EVERYBODY BACK. Sohos needs air.

    Why did you go, Sohos? WHY?

  59. Well shit.

    Puppy does not have an embedded ID tag.

    Puppy does not belong to new neighbors down the street.

    I am officially worried.

  60. Dave, is there a local paper where you can run an ad in Lost and Found?

  61. Yep. Already placing ad, thanks Jewstin

  62. Maybe put up a sign in your yard that you found doggie, Dave, in case the owners are scanning your neighborhood.

  63. Craigslist might help too.

  64. You could also check local groomers and vets. Somebody may recognize him.

  65. Damn Dave sounds like you got a bunch of stuff to do now.

  66. You COULD just keep the dog. Since he seems to like you.

  67. Maybe put up a sign in your yard that you found doggie, Dave, in case the owners are scanning your neighborhood.

    Yeah, but make the people who show up describe the dog without seeing it first. Be cautious of anyone who uses adjectives or phrases such as “plump,” “tender,” or “an auspicious offering for YD’CHLONN’UZK, DEFILER OF THE GATE OF QAPHOURZ.”

  68. Ship the puppy here. I’ll just tell PJD he showed up on my doorstep. that wouldn’t be a lie

  69. >> Maybe put up a sign in your yard that you found doggie, Dave, in case the owners are scanning your neighborhood.

    I put signs up last night, “Lost your dog?” with my phone number. No pictures, I’d make anyone who called describe him first.

    Called the vets in the area, and took him to Petsmart and Petco. So the feelers are out.

    He’s somebody’s. Too cute and well cared for not to be. I’m guessing a family away for Thanksgiving. I’ll find em.

    *cracks open a beer*

  70. So I like to keep my front door open when it’s nice. Unfortunately there are a couple cat ladies on the block resulting in friggin cats everywhere outside.
    A couple of times now I turn around from my computer desk to see a cat trying to sneak in and run upstairs. My question is this. Can I shoot it if it comes in my house? I live in Texas if that helps.

  71. Sure you can shoot it. But if you want to have some real fun, you’re gonna need a can of Raid and a Zippo.

  72. No shooting the kittehs!

    Or I’ll send Sox your home address.

  73. Or a Bic.

  74. I’m not a huge fan of cats but I’m not really anti them particularly either. I’m very allergic to them is one thing so I’ve never really warmed up to them. My main problem here is that I can’t keep my door open & our vehicles are always covered with cat prints all over the windshields, hoods, and such. I have dogs. I’d never let my dog run around and go in peoples homes if their doors were open, nor climb all over their vehicles. Not sure how it ever became publicly acceptable for cats but it is.

  75. I’m with you count: free range cats piss me off and even more so when they piss on the tires when our cars are parked out of the garage. I say they’re fair game.

    Except of course if they’re in cute internet web pictures.

  76. bb guns are perfectly acceptable count.

    as long as you don’t pump the gun more than once, you won’t kill it.

    I’ve had more fun with cats and bb guns than I care to admit

    and bb’s don’t hurt that bad, I’ve been the recipient more times than I’d care to admit

  77. *pumps bb gun 203 times and aims toward Kalifornia*

  78. *pumps bb gun 203 times and aims toward Kalifornia*

    OMG!!! You killed Kenny!

  79. Peej doesn’t care to admit much.

  80. Jeebus, I’m glad it was Kenny! It damn near kilt me!

  81. I put signs up last night, “Lost your dog?” with my phone number. No pictures, I’d make anyone who called describe him first.

    Of course, a picture may alert someone who knows the dog, but doesn’t know it is missing. a friend, or neighbor. More eyes out there.

  82. Unless, of course, you want another dog.

  83. Anybody watch the Macy’s parade yesterday?

    http://tinyurl.com/7ojqx22

  84. Awwww; Xbrad OFFICIALLY has changed his avatar for the holidays.

    OK. Now I’m in the holiday spirit.

    Hi guys. Smoochies all round.

    *looks around the room*

    Well… maybe not ALL ’round.

  85. Peej doesn’t care to admit much.

    dayum straight.

    my lips are sealed

  86. ’d never let my dog run around and go in peoples homes if their doors were open, nor climb all over their vehicles. Not sure how it ever became publicly acceptable for cats but it is.

    Well, it’s because you can’t train cats for shit. They kinda live WITH you, and that’s as far as the agreement goes.

  87. Really, though, a spray bottle of water is all you need. They hate that shit.

    Or, a squirt gun.

  88. Anybody watch the Macy’s parade yesterday?

    http://tinyurl.com/7ojqx22

    Hahahahaha! So HAPPY I can laugh a big belly laugh with NO PAIN!

    Yay! things are really looking up!

  89. B-rad, great link — I’m still laughing.

  90. Or, a squirt gun.

    Fixt.

  91. //gentlest of fanny pats for Cathy//

    BTW, it’s OK. You ou can smooch Car in and PJ. None of us guys will object.

  92. xbrad – I’ve got a picture of my fat cat over at uncivil peasants. go look.

  93. *puts a picture of my dog on the stop sign*

    Might get lucky

  94. HOLY SHIT YOU’VE GOT A HUGE PUSSY!

  95. I know, right?

  96. WHo else wants to see my huge pussy? I’ll send you a link.

  97. Well, that killed it.

  98. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e3_1322246958

    I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!

  99. Hostage Extended Family Theater presents: You Come Get ‘Em

    Scene: Roamy’s Dad’s house. RoamyDad is picking up pecans.

    Neighbor: Hey, those pecans fell off *my* tree.

    RoamyDad: You can have ’em if you want ’em, but you gotta take the leaves, too.

  100. Ha. was the neighbor really mad?

  101. Also, my kids want me to read “The Crap Tree Story” to them this year, like it’s a tradition or something. Rocketboy pointed out “a nice tree”. Also called Dave a comedian.

  102. Sure, Carin. Send me your pussy shot.

  103. car in’s huge pussy.

  104. Neighbor might be mad, but Dad is 6′ 2″, 250 lbs. Doesn’t give a rat’s ass.

  105. Well, he shouldn’t be mad, is what I’m saying. That’s just silly. If you drop your nuts on someone else’s yard, they are no longer YOUR nuts.

  106. Neighbor: Hey, those pecans fell off *my* tree.

    What a douche. Are you freaking kidding me?

    glad your dad gave them a dose of reality.

  107. My nuts will always be my nuts.

  108. Carin, you need that cat to go running with you.

    PJM, I think Dad would have been perfectly willing to hand over the nuts if the guy would rake up the leaves. He might have been joking, I don’t know. I don’t know these neighbors – this was at my stepmom’s house.

  109. The reality of the situation is those nuts don’t belong to your neighbor. They belong to your dad. I’ve dealt with this kind of crap before as a landlord.

    Also, did you know that if your neighbors tree falls on your house, YOUR homeowners ins. is responsible for the damage. The only way the neighbors are responsible is if the tree was dead and you can get the whole neighborhood to agree that it was dead before it fell and that the neighbor KNEW it was a hazard. Good luck proving they knew it was a hazard.

    at least that’s the rules in hurricane prone Florida

  110. peej knows stuff.

  111. PJM, I think Dad would have been perfectly willing to hand over the nuts if the guy would rake up the leaves

    pecans fresh from the tree sure are nummy

  112. I’ve sent the crap tree story out in Christmas cards for years now than I can remember. First time I met Dave I wanted to get an autograph but Sohos said that would be inappropriate.

  113. You probably owe Dave Royalties, Count.

  114. That dog thief will get no royalties.

  115. New post.

  116. I met Dave I wanted to get an autograph but Sohos said that would be inappropriate.

    If you’d asked him for his autograph while not touching him like a 14 year old boy in Thailand, THAT would have been inappropriate.

  117. well shoot.

    makes me happy that people still enjoy that story.

  118. I will autograph any H2 chick’s boob.

    Promise.


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