Big. Bam. Frizzle. Today’s BBF is brought to you in part by the greatest combination of physical traits in the world: blue eyes and black hair. If you don’t agree with me, please send all hate mail to:
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Thanks!
I wrote this song for today’s BBF model: Old School Dubstep here.
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Today’s BBF model is the hottest piece of ass on the planet. She was born in 1985, in a little town in Poland, and was discovered for her natural talents right outta high school. After stunning the world with her 36E-24-34 Olympic high jump, she recorded an R&B album, titled Illegal. That was a bad idea. She now shows off her high jump full time. Please welcome Ewa Sonnet!!!
Welcome to remedial learnin‘. Hands off Betty Sue, and all eyes on the chalkboard.
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1096 – People’s Crusade: The Turkish army annihilates the People’s Army of the West.
1512– Martin Luther joins the theological faculty of the University of Wittenberg.
1520 – Ferdinand Magellan discovers a strait know known as Strait of Magellan.
1797 – In Boston Harbor, the 44-gunUnited States Navy frigate USS Constitution is launched.
1897 – Using a filament of carbonized thread, Thomas Edison tests the first practical electric light bulb (it lasted 13½ hours before burning out).
1895– The Republic of Formosa collapses as Japanese forces invade.
1945 – Women’s Suffrage: Women are allowed to vote in France for the first time.
1959 – In New York City, the Guggenheim museum designed by Frank Lloyd Wright opens to the public.
1994– North Korea Nuclear Weapons Pr0gram: North Korea and the US sign an agreement that requires North Korea to stop its nuclear weapons program and agree to inspections.
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Lets be honest, a few of you pervs are wondering if they’re real. Click *NSFW* here *NSFW* if you really want to know.
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Yea, I beat Rich here.
RICH!!!!!!!
Hi Rich!!!
Of course, I didn’t have to linger over the pictures.
It’s nice that MJ could rally fro BBF what with him having full-blown AIDS and all. Maybe it’s just Ebola?
If it’s not full-blown AIDS, then he’s just not trying hard enough. SLACKER!
You know most MOrrissey and/or Smiths songs are under 3 min. Except How Soon is Now. Honestly, WTF. That’s prolly why I listen to bands with songs an average length of 8 minutes.
Where’s Sean. He’d back me up on this.
that girl up there should NOT wear her hair pulled back.
Another week of not fucking it up MJ. Thumbs up buddy. http://is.gd/0c2EAe
It’s nice that women are allowed to vote. HAHAHAHA!
*gives MJ a slap on the back and accidentally pushes him into a three-foot tall pyramid of empty beer bottles* Oops. Sorry.
Maybe it’s just Ebola?
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I’m down to one ear infection and a sinus infection. Not too bad. I also ran 1.5 miles on Wednesday, which was pretty fun.
Smiths? They get it done in under 3 mins. They know pop music.
that girl up there should NOT wear her hair pulled back.
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She has hair?
BRB. I have a few errands to run, then I’m starting the weekend!
Oh you’re running again ! How exciting.
I’m worried about rich
Nice work, MJ!
He’s still not here yet?? Hmmm. G’Land must have forgotten to text him.
Thanks Jay!
I quit derping for der?
Today’s BBF is brought to you in part by the greatest combination of physical traits in the world: blue eyes and black hair.
Missed it by thaaaaat much.
>> Another week of not fucking it up MJ. Thumbs up buddy.
Good work, MJ. Sleep well. We’ll likely kill you in the morning.
Yep! Look real to me!
Heh, Sorry I’m late. I’ve been busy
taking over the world,making the world safe for democracy,making a million dollars,torturing clowns, hose-fucking.I see my text made it through to Rich finally!
“Today’s BBF is brought to you in part by the greatest combination of physical traits in the world: blue eyes and black hair.”
in-deed!
Whew. Cutting it kinda close there, Rich, weren’t ya?
Lets be honest, a few of you pervs are wondering if they’re real. Click *NSFW* here *NSFW* if you really want to know
I’ll admit it. I clicked.
I’ll admit it. I clicked.
I got my carpel tunnel acting up from clicking it a few too many times…
No one was saying that you had to tell if you clicked.
I didn’t tell anyone that I clicked.
Oh, dammit.
“Cutting it kinda close there, Rich, weren’t ya?”
How’d you know I was shavin’ my scrote? Oh wait. You weren’t taking about that. Never mind. Move along. Nothing to see here.
I didn’t really click, I um, I was just trying to trick you guys into admitting you clicked.
DAMMIT.
MOM!!! Rich is telling us the truth but trying to make us think he not again!!!
Thank God I don’t live in Florida anymore, so none of you can accuse me of this.
http://moelane.com/2011/10/21/ows-the-female-equivalent-of-a-sports-car-and-a-leather-jacket/
*click…….click….click..click..click.click.clickclickclickclickclick.unnnnnnnnnnnnnahhhh
You’re right. That certainly was NSFW.
Hessler has spoken with her family — husband Curtiss, 42; son Peyton, 17; and daughters Kennedy 15, Sullivan, 13, and Veda, 7 — just three times since leaving them. “Friends are taking care of them,” she said.
actually, that really upsets me. What a stupid bitch. Those kids need her………you can see how when she started becoming a hippy idiot by how she named her kids. Peyton and Kennedy are sort of Wall Street offspring names……..by the time she gets to Veda, you know she’s gone off the deep end.
*wishes she had gone to school to become a carpel tunnel doc*
Did you guys hear it?
*opens Stella Artois.
OK gotta run. You freaks have a good weekend and try not to wake up in the drunk tank bent over a bench with your pants around your ankles while a large bald man with swastika tattoos whispers sweet nothings in your ear like last time.
Ah HA! The legendary click here, button worked!
I hit the snooze button on my midlife crisis.
Hola!
Those NSFW linkies crack me up, MJ. If you look at the stats after a while, it’s *the* most clicked-on of the day! HAHA! That’d be a good place for a Rick Roll huh.
Everone all togther now…
BYE RICH!
I feel like shit.
I think the fried egg PJ made me for breakfast wasn’t quite fresh.
Hi xBrad.
Listen, I’m not talking to you cyn because you’re not properly upset about the 38 year old woman (my age) who abandoned her 4 kids (same amount I have) to join that nasty hippy fricking movement in N.Y.
Oh yeah and because I’m going to walmart right now to buy material so I can make a Finn hat for my nephew for Halloween.
BBL with some Coronas!
Maybe you just didn’t consume enough bacon grease with it. Feel better soon–eat moar bacon.
Best marriage proposal ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3Mrjx1KsrNA
You lie, PJ.
I know you don’t have any of the Coronas left that I brought.
Bye Rich and PJM! Hello, XBrad!
I think the fried egg PJ made me for breakfast wasn’t quite fresh.
you want breakfast AND You want it fresh? That’s pushing it.
Not properly upset?!?
I was so upset I couldn’t even type anything about it. Feel.My.Rage. No, really–feel it.
Why would you buy Corona? Did you lose a bet?
**drives to PHX for bacon**
I bought Corona when I visited PJ a while back. I didn’t want to show up empty handed, but didn’t wanna spend real money on a sure thing.
She must have, Jay.
I just pray that the bet doesn’t include also having to drink it. {{shudders}}
**drives to CT for english muffin pizzas**
*feels Cyn’s rage*
That was nice.
*tenderly caresses Cyn’s rage*
Corona is better than no beer at all.
Crazy Horse is some bad alcohol.
*watches Laura tenderly caress Cyn’s rage*
*moans…*
I felt your rage, Cyn. Now it won’t stop calling me.
**feels Cyn’s rage**
**gets charged with molestation**
Man, oh, man it feels GOOD to get that rage off me!
You maybe wanna wash your hands after you get done caressing though.
MJ, I just mailed you your NOBEL. This is better than Obama discovering world peace!
I think it’s wrong Rich only uses us for our boobs.
guys, don’t say anything. Just let Mare think we are here for the enlightening conversation!
I clicked the link.
She has outstanding nipples!
Don’t tell any of the H2 ladies though because several of them might become excited.
*Plans to Occupy Mailbox. Unfurls sleeping bag, checks rape kit, leaves 4 children behind to fight the man.
I’m waiting for my NOBEL.
I’d use Mare’s boobs.
I’m heading to Mickey Roo’s to occupy the corner booth while a cold Coors Lite occupies my hand and some slow cooked brisket occupies my belly!
Brisket? Yum!
I’m Occupying My Couch. Alert the media.
“guys, don’t say anything. Just let Mare think we are here for the enlightening conversation!”
You’re right, that would be a long shot!
Xbrad, how are you and what have you been doing for fun. Do NOT gross me out.
Add this in the above comment…..?
Thanks
I’m well.
I’ve been a little thin on H2 since the clubhouse is closed for the month of October. So I’m having to do my interweb surfing at Starbux. Which makes it harder to download pron. Dammit.
I’m actually getting some real live professionals reading my blog, with good feedback. Woot. I may have to consider making it a serious endeavor.
ctually, that really upsets me. What a stupid bitch. Those kids need her………you can s
Honestly, maybe it would be better if she never came back.
GO FOR IT XBRAD. I’ll be your head cheerleader.
*rummages around for pom poms
I can’t wait to see Car in’s butt of steel in a cheerleader outfit.
We should build Xbrad a cantennae.
I got my son to go on my run with me today. YEA. his soccer season ended Wednesday. He wants to join track in the spring, so I’m trying to get him to stay in shape. He’ll be so set for soccer next year if he does this.
Our time wasn’t bad either. 9:30 min miles. If only I could do that for 13, not just five. Oh well, next summer.
Ohhhh noooo … my dad made meatloaf.
shudder.
Hubby LOVES my meatloaf. My dad’s? Not so much. This drives my dad nuts.
Which is a tad weird.
How do you mess up meatloaf?
Well, there’s simply too uch MEAT in it. and he makes a gravy.
shudder.
I can’t believe I can’t come up with some low hanging fruit joke about meatloaf.
We’ll wait for you xbrad.
Don’t let your meat loaf.
Well, there’s simply too uch MEAT in it. and he makes a gravy.
I could dive into the gutter with that one. But I’m a classy bitch.
Sounds pretty good, xbrad.
**mind boggles over the concept of too much meat in meatloaf.
Jew, I liked the way you handled that liberal yesterday on facebook.
Your position was really well stated. I nominated you for Governor.
Yeah, I don’t think I’m understanding the too much meat in meatloaf thing either and if rocket chick doesn’t get it, that’s really bad
*stacks cheap steaks like bricks on a cookie sheet, using wet breadcrumbs as mortar*
You can’t go wrong with the running bond pattern and an extra egg.
I hate to see what laura makes for dessert.
The last meatloaf I made had 3 lbs. of ground beef in it. Rocketboy ate half.
Someone other than me is making dinner tonight. Y’all have a good evening!
Thanks Mare. It was kind of fun until I got tired of smashing my face against a brick wall.
I didn’t post the end of the conversation, but the guy finally said something like ‘I want more government because I don’t trust people or businesses to make right or moral choices.’
I said I’d rather be my own failure than my government’s drone.
Amen, Jew. I don’t get that people want others to run their lives. Very strange.
I’m glad governments are populated by bloodless robots who never make immoral choices or get greedy or vindictive.
Ah, yes, excellent point, Lauraw.
I was going to make Laura’s point, but I was tired of it at that point.
If nothing else, you have to admit that liberals are tireless little worker bees.
Jewstin, you are on facebook?
Nothing deflects them from The Message.
No, it wasn’t on MyFaceTwitch, it was on gmail.
I want more government because I don’t trust people
The fuuuuu?
Gubmint is people and usually the sleaziest kind. What does he think makes gubmint people more worthy or moral than his neighbor or you?
Ooooo….I just heard a most excellent sound!!
George is hollering for some foodies. He’s having another good day, bless him.
Yay for George!
I had a friend who was liberal. I didn’t understand what liberal was at the time because I’d only ever been around conservatives.
We were having a discussion about McDonald’s and she was talking about how evil McDonald’s was because they had a playground for kids.
I was so baffled by that. I figured they were at least getting exercise there which is probably more than they get any other time.
She thought the government should control McDonald’s. I said the parents should monitor what their kids ate.
She looked at me and said, well what about the parents that don’t?
I was just stunned. That way of thinking was so foreign to me.
Video of the very moment they pull Gaddafi out of the sewer. My God those people are animals. I’m sure he was wishing he had been caught by the U.S.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=789_1319224787
FiAF.
Tell your friends. And then punch them in the junk.
PJ, I’m afraid I can’t shed a single tear for him…
holy crap…. did she peel her nips off on that last pic….
*shudder*
like the old school… and the monkey…
*this poat gets 2 out of 2 shit throwing monkeys*
George is hollering for some foodies. He’s having another good day, bless him.M
awwwwww, does this mean he’ll recover? And why does he keep getting stones?
Meh. Ghaddafi got his due. Now somebody needs to hunt down that Lockerbie guy.
I’m just betting if he had a choice between a naked pyramid and what happened to him, he’d be the first to line up for the pyramid.
Also, this is b-rad injecting himself with oil to make himself look bigger.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=57c_1319200428
Hi scum.
Today’s BBF model is the hottest piece of ass on the planet.
Although I can’t really argue with that, I would like to see Ewa and Erica Campbell have a panties-only pillow fight to claim that title.
Did anybody play a deadly game of cat and mouse with anybody else today?
(And Sox doesn’t count.)
Today I showered, went to work and didn’t whine like a fucking bitch.
I am the 1%.
Did anybody play a deadly game of cat and mouse with anybody else today?
can we substitute mouse for gopher?
http://tinyurl.com/6ftozro
btw Jewstin, it’s awful nice seeing you here lately
Sean, who’s your favorite in the GOP field?
Also, how many Tanakas are you today?
Hi Bread. Where have you been? Women’s prison?
Comment by jam2 on October 21, 2011 7:33 pm
HAHAHAHA!
Last night I listened to Albert Pujols fuck up the cut off and hand us a win.
I am the 1%.
Rosetta, got any projects around the house before winter sets in and the St. Louis Cardinals get their ass kicked like you did in high school?
Thanks, PJ. It’s nice seeing you around too.
For MCPO, nobody else!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyIOyQniNe0&feature=feedrec_grec_index
Hi Bread. Where have you been? Women’s prison?
as of this coming Monday, I will have finished 21 credits this semester.
Last night I listened to Albert Pujols fuck up the cut off and hand us a win.
I am
the 1%a giant tub of douche.There you go.
Stupid Texas.
Xbrad, are you going to dress up as a Boy Scout and sell hospital fruit for Halloween?
Sean, who’s your favorite in the GOP field?
Alvin Greene, of course.
Also, how many Tanakas are you today?
About 8 out of 10.
as of this coming Monday, I will have finished 21 credits this semester.
Nice job! Do you have 1,000 credits yet?
I am the 1%.
and you wear it well
“Stupid Texas.”
Texas would absolutely kick Missouri’s ass! The “Show Me State” indeed!
Show me your tears!
Nice job! Do you have 1,000 credits yet?
you forgot one.
Wait, is Missouri the “Show Me State?”
Xbrad, are you going to dress up as a Boy Scout and sell hospital fruit for Halloween?
hahahahaha
Rosetta, got any projects around the house before winter sets in and the St. Louis Cardinals get their ass kicked like you did in high school?
(1) No projects. Everything’s done. We’re in selling condition. A lot of good that’s done us.
*shakes fist at housing market*
(2) The Cardinals are going to win the series in 7 games.
(3) I tested out of high school.
(4) Your face is a big ugly monkey butt, fatty fatty two by four can’t fit through the bathroom door .
I’m gonna dress up as an old guy and yell “GET OFF MY LAWN!!”
I didn’t bang on a drum like a smelly monkey or rape anyone today.
I am the 1%.
(3) I tested out of high school.
Your real name is Ryan White?
(Too soon?)
>> Stupid Texas.
Blaming Texas is like a kid taking $100,000 from a bank, giving it to a college for a worthless degree, and blaming the bank.
Occupy the Bases. I am the 1%.
enough to call you friend… or douche… your choice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow13ntxzBF8&feature=related
Your real name is Ryan White?
(Too soon?)
Eeeeh….
*walks away, pretends not to know Sean*
awwwwww, does this mean he’ll recover? And why does he keep getting stones?
No. I am treating the infection and monitoring the pain. Hospice, so to speak. Sooner than later he won’t be able to tolerate things……
I believe he won’t survive another surgery and it won’t be fair to put him through that. The last one was hard on him. He has had a good year.
Pigs are prone to stones and heart problems. Just like German Sheperds are prone to hip problems.
I’m out. I’ll see you blathering idiots later.
Occupy the Bases. I am the 1%.
Hahahahahaha. Dick.
The Rangers have more E’s than a fucking Ibiza rave.
(3) I tested out of
high schoolthe resource room.Fixed for accuracy.
Coneheads was on last night. Jane Curtain was funny as sh*t.
I didn’t bang on a drum like a smelly monkey or rape anyone today.
Saving that for tonight, eh?
Edward Peniscones.
No. I am treating the infection and monitoring the pain. Hospice, so to speak
😦
Rosetta, stop whining like a girl and get me a drink.
How far is Zuccotti Park from Wall Street? Anyone?
Rosetta, stop whining like a girl and get me a drink.
What would you like? Glass of lard?
I don’t have a trust fund or a degree in gender studies.
I am the 1%.
“Rosetta, stop whining like a girl and get me a drink.”
hahahaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=xR3g6YMH2SU
“What would you like? Glass of lard?”
No thank you, be nice and get me a Chardonnay and one for Hotspur too.
Eeeeh….
*walks away, pretends not to know Sean*
I think I can get a check from Don Rickles for that one.
That’s a good tune, jammie.
+ .00000000000000000000001 points.
No thank you, be nice and get me a Chardonnay and one for Hotspur too.
Chardonnay?
You are the 99%.
A trust fund is horribly misnamed. It should be called a “mistrust” fund, or a “you’ll get the money when you’re not an idiot anymore” fund.
I am the 1%. Of people without a lackoftrust fund.
Don Rickles is a funny muhfucka.
PJM, I think its only a couple of blocks.
I wish someone would put me in their trust. And by trust I mean when they die, they leave me their exotic home on the beach in Maui.
I would be the 1%….LOVE IT!
How can there be an Occupy San Francisco group?
Isn’t the entire city already occupied by smelly Marxist hippies?
https://twitter.com/#!/joefuckingbiden/statuses/127537259028283392
scott, who do you want to win the World Series?
Rosetta your comment about SF is factually true.
Rosetta your comment about SF is factually true.
Word.
– .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 points.
we have a WINNER!!!!
hoooo!
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
i just balanced the budget!!!!!!
yea!!!!! bay bee!!!!!
>> Isn’t the entire city already occupied by smelly Marxist hippies?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155206/god-help-cartman
“scott, who do you want to win the World Series?”
It’s baseball, I just want it to end so ESPN can focus on a real sport.
Your tax dollars at work.
>> Isn’t the entire city already occupied by smelly Marxist hippies?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155206/god-help-cartman
Hahahaha. Nice.
It’s baseball, I just want it to end so ESPN can focus on a real sport.
You’re just bitter because the Connecticut Taxers didn’t make the post season.
If NPR isn’t defunded on the first day of the new GOP presidency, I’m moving to Turks & Caicos.
I am the 1%. I’m also dating your mom.
Shitty pro sports teams joke thread, anybody?
I think the Obama administration should just go ahead and take the next logical step and say that if their jobs bill doesn’t get passed, Joe Biden will rape everyone.
I’ve got new socks on.
I am the 1%. Of guys who didn’t get an STD from your mom.
Shitty pro sports teams joke thread, anybody?
I’m in. Bring it.
“…if their jobs bill doesn’t get passed, Joe Biden will rape everyone.”
hahahaha
Slow joe the raper.
Baltimore Oreo Cookies
Jacksonville State Gamecocks.
wait, are we supposed to make the names up?
St. Louis Rams.
I’ve got new socks on.
http://tinyurl.com/36mexgw
Very manly.
*does that thing where I roll my eyes from left to right in an arc*
North Carolina Shitheels
Southern California Trojan Man
Wait…is Sean doing a new post for the joke thread or are we supposed to keep humping this corpse?
Can someone get me a beer please? I only have one and I need to get all juiced up for this game.
Please don’t make me resort to Kalhua and milk because I’m lactose intolerant.
Wait…is Sean doing a new post for the joke thread or are we supposed to keep humping this corpse?
WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK.
on another note, how the hee haw heck can anyone look at this pic and see anything other than a large group of douchebag metrosexuals?
seriously
also, no one answered, how far away is Zuccotti Park from Wall Street?
I’ll put a new one up.
it’s up.
“also, no one answered, how far away is Zuccotti Park from Wall Street?”
Wrong. Someone did.
SOMEONE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott answered you PJ.
Why do you hate Scott like you do?
When I was at the booze store today, this little fat man with a ponytail walked in wearing his sunglasses and reeking of smug liberal douchebag.
I was putting my shit on the counter to check out and he rolled his fat ass in front of me to buy a lighter.
I gave myself a Nobel Peace Prize for not snapping his neck, jerking his spine out of ass and skull fucking him with it.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it was Scott that answered that question.
Wait………..who’s Scott?
I gave myself a Nobel Peace Prize for not snapping his neck, jerking his spine out of ass and skull fucking him with it.
FAIL!!!
you’re supposed to say, “hey you don’t touch me there, this is my no-no square!”
If NPR isn’t defunded on the first day of the new GOP presidency, I’m moving to Turks & Caicos.
Rosetta learned his moves from Br’er Rabbit.
Or you coulda said “LAWRENCE ANGRY.. SOOOO ANGRY NOW”
“I was putting my shit on the counter to check out and he rolled his fat ass in front of me to buy a lighter.”
Mare smokes?
Ok, my scroll finger is aching, but I’ve found it!
PJM, I think its only a couple of blocks.
Whew! Thanks
Two enter, one leaves.
https://twitter.com/#!/benpolitico/statuses/127550566317555712
Mare smokes?
Hahahahahaha.
Damn, I’ve done, like, 3 posts at the HQ today.
That’s more than most weeks … including weekends.
*Makes space on mantel for Pulitzer*
Andy,
Pulitzer?
You’re lucky if Homeland Security don’t show-up at your place at 2am and kick the door down, haul you away in cuffs, and charge you with sedition, or treason!
Stay off the Tennessee turnpike!
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