Hello green beer drinking scum. Welcome to Big Boob Friday. If you’re a hot chick, please take your top off. If you’re an ugly chick then put a mask on for goodness sakes.
I saw this on a car today and I like, totally LOL’d.
Because YouTube is a COCK and I’m a technological retard I am still trying to figure out Vodpod and how to post music videos to this piece of shit. So later on there may be a video here. Or maybe not. It depends on Andy’s availability to give me further instructions.
Until then, go to YouTube and listen to your favorite song.
Despite the Research Department feeling like CRAP today thanks to St. Patrick, we will be welcoming a new hot chick into the forum. So go take a shower and put on some fucking nice clothes for once.
Today’s model was born in July 30, 1987 in Manchester England. She began posing in December 2009 for “Nuts” magazine which, despite what you think, isn’t a gay porno mag. I think it’s like a Maxim in the US but I digress.
She is 5’7″ and weighs between 13 and 996 pounds. Three numbers and one letter would look like this: 32F-25-35.
There isn’t much in the way of a bio out there however I did stumble across this factoid: she is an excellent and prolific user of swearwords which is an fantastic characteristic for a hot chick.
Please stop sucking on that goat’s ass for a second and welcome our model for today, Friday, March 18,2011, Holly Peers!! YAY!!!
Please open your history books to page 137. On this day…
* in 1837, the 22nd and 24th President Stephen Grover Cleveland was born in Caldwell, New Jersey. Did you know his first name was Stephen? No you didn’t.
* in 1843, premier of Belgium Jules Vandenpeereboom was born. That’s on the top 10 list of last names. VANDENPEEREBOOM!!
* in 1869, British Prime Minister Arthur Neville Chamberlain was born. Did you know his first name was Arthur? No you didn’t. STFU.
* in 1920, Greece adopted the Gregorian calendar and then locked it in the closet where it was fed only bread and water.
* in 1930, Pluto was discovered by apparent retard Clyde Tombaugh.
* in 1932, John Updike was born in Shillington, Pennsylvania.
* in 1938, country-singing anomaly Charley Pride was born in Sledge, Mississippi.
* in 1941, Wilson Pickett was born in Prattville, Alabama.
* in 1946, son of greatness and half-brother of douche Michael Reagan was born.
* in 1959, Irene Cara was born in the Bronx.
* in 1961, the Poppin’ Fresh Pillsbury Dough Boy was introduced.
* in 1966, Jerry Cantrell was born.
* in 1968, Congress repealed the requirement for a gold reserve. What could possibly go wrong?
* in 1977, the U.S.restricted citizens from visiting Cuba, Vietnam, North Korea and Cambodia, disappointing millions of spring breakers.
* in 1991, Apple computer head Steve Jobs wed Laurene “iWife” Powell.
The End.
Now feel free to relieve yourself in the comments per usual. I have some stuff to do but then I will be back to kick you in the ding-ding.
CHEERS!!
Suck it.
*
DOWN IN FRONT, SQUARE DOUCHE FUCK FACE!!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Ohai.
MISSING DOG HEAD RULES!!!
I never doubted you, Rosie. They others, they murmured and plotted, but I knew you’d come through.
*From other poat*
I want trees for birds (and shade of course).
Oaks, pecans, Chinese pistachio all work well here, as do some peach and plum trees. You can contact the Texas Agricultural Extension Service for more information, or you can call the Dallas Arboretum and/or the FTW Botanical Gardens, and they can put you in touch with some Master Gardeners in the area.
Or ask some of the old-timers who’ve lived here all their life – find one with a good garden, and you’ll be set.
And it may take a couple of years for everything to start “working” as far as gardening – it’s a lot of trial and error, since what works in one person’s yard may not work in their neighbor’s yard.
My motto has always been that a plant gets one chance in my garden. If it grows and doesn’t require much in the way of upkeep, I’ll happily let it stay. If it dies – well, it was nice knowin’ ya……(Some plants get a second chance if I REALLY , REALLY want to try and make it work, but few if any have made the cut the second time around)
Daylilies and daffodils are safe bets, as well. Tulips, not so much – it doesn’t get cold enough around here to leave them in the ground.
SpongeBob is hanging on by a thread.
Texas-SA is getting their clock cleaned by Ohio State.
>> I saw this on a car today and I like, totally LOL’d.
Rosetta’s a 12-year old girl now?
I might have to do more (a lot more) research and poking around.
The godfather of Texas gardening is a guy named Neil Sperry. We have his book, which I highly recommend. It is in pretty much every house in the state. His website is here.
I never doubted you, Rosie. They others, they murmured and plotted, but I knew you’d come through.
That’s why I’ll kill you last, leon.
Thanks, Micheal….great advice!
After clicking on his link, I believe I’ve heard him a time or two.
Rosetta, did you throw up into the dog head in the corner?
Is SB touching her nip??
SpongeBob is hanging on by a thread.
He’s pushing the line on teh nipple rule.
Is SB touching her nip??
Hahahaha. I thought that was masterful placement on my part.
I don’t want to rain on Rosetta’s parade but this seemed relevant:
http://thechive.com/2009/02/19/15-women-who-will-never-drown/?obref=obinsite
Can you blame SB for touching it?
Great – George Soros will profit while Americans can’t drill in their own backyard:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/18/obamas-interior-department-gives-final-approval-to-brazilian-oil-companys-gulf-of-mexico-deep-water-floating-facility/
Your model has a pretty face.
Actually, no.
Actually, no.
Would you like to file a formal complaint?
Cyn, the complaint form is in my left pocket. There’s a pen in my right.
Your model has a pretty face.
… and such a nice personality.
Your model has a
pretty facewaistline for once!.Sponge Bob!!
Sponge Boob
Finally some stereo eyecandy.
Hi Sohos. Thought about you today. Howz ya doin’?
I was referring to Xbrad @ 6:02 pm
😉
Mare…
http://www.neilsperry.com/
Rosanne Rosannadana, I’m on low-speed rail right now, but email me a link to the YouTube you want to mount on the BBF and I’ll see if I can help you via iPhone.
*gives Hotspur an Atomic Wedgie*
Yeah, I was going to kick your ass, Cyn……hahahahahaha…..I then figured it out.
Dear Cathy,
Your husband is faster.
Love,
Mare
Hey Cathy! I’m great! I had a day off work
Wow, this chick is actually pretty. I’m astonished.
Rosanne Rosannadana, I’m on low-speed rail right now, but email me a link to the YouTube you want to mount on the BBF and I’ll see if I can help you via iPhone.
No worries. I’ll send you an email later with where I got stuck. I made it through the first 8 or 9 steps before I stroked out.
Wow, this chick is actually pretty. I’m astonished.
Peel, you wanna step outside?
Wow, this chick is actually pretty. I’m astonished.
It’s happened before. Erica Campbell is too pretty for naughty pictures, IMO.
Good job taking today off, sohitafroghatr.
I wish I would have done that.
Rosetta, pick on someone your own size.
Rosetta, pick on someone your own size.
Peel is pregnant. She’s probably about my size now.
*runs away*
Hotspur, how did you celebrate St. Patty’s Day?
Whize u peeples always hatin’ on the nipples?
I haven’t quite made it to pumpkin-with-a-stick-through-it proportions yet.
BTW, despite loving our BBF’s bewbs, did you notice how beautiful her eyes are?
Sitting in the ghetto bar drinking chardonnay.
http://tinyurl.com/622z9dq
Now more than half support gay marriage. Just like support repeal of Obamacare.
Wanna trade?
For the first time in my life, I actually want to be Sponge Bob Square Pants.
And that’s a nipple. I know. I seen one once in a picture book.
I’ll take gay marriage if the federal government takes its hands entirely off of healthcare.
Besides, if gayness is really is an inborn, genetic trait, and it’s only hung on because of closeted gays having kids, I’m pretty sure gay marriage is the death-knell of human homosexuality.
Now more than half support gay marriage.
So that whole “Thanksgiving Day” thing is pretty much moot now, right?
Why are you guys always h8n on the shit packing fags?
I ain’t h8n, just taking them at their word that they were born that way. Natural selection means the trait will vanish entirely if not sublimated by ebil xtianists.
Why are you guys always h8n on the shit packing fags?
Well, Rosetta hasn’t been around much lately……
BTW, despite loving our BBF’s bewbs, did you notice how beautiful her eyes are?
No. I was looking at Sponge Bob.
Natural selection means the trait will vanish entirely
Well, we’ve had 150,000 years of human evolution and yet we still have the Folsom Street Blow Job fest.
Actually, a good friend of mine is a homo. He and his partner have lived together for about 20 years. They’re nearing 60. You wanna talk about two pissed off queers? They really don’t understand why the “gay marriage” thing is such a “must have”, and they really resent the bad press.
If algore was ever going to give the interwebz an enema, this blog is where the hose would be inserted.
This makes me shreek like a little girl…..much like Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/4lj9v4k
HAHAHAHA….Brew!
mare, when I come to Texas are we going to have a meat-up?
Well, we’ve had 150,000 years of human evolution and yet we still have the Folsom Street Blow Job fest.
Eh, even prior to the advent of the big monotheistic religions, the practice was culturally frowned on by nearly everyone. Heck, even wiccans used to be anti-gay because it didn’t fit their naturalistic view of the cycles of creation (at least per the 1970’s era wicca book I found at the UM library). Amusingly, the book encouraged gay wiccans to pray for guidance and strength (and to think about the beauty of the god/goddess, as needed), and abstain from homosexual activity. I’ll buy that the trait popped up at some point and was kept around by people forcing themselves to behave as heteros.
That or it’s not really as predetermined as I’ve been told.
Sitting in the ghetto bar drinking chardonnay.
Worst rapper ever.
Did I kill it?
I’ll buy that the trait popped up at some point and was kept around by people forcing themselves to behave as heteros.
Oh, no doubt. Alcoholism is genetic as shit. Can you be an alcoholic if you grew up Muslim and alcohol isn’t sold in your country? I’d say no. It takes the cultural intersection with alcohol to make you fulfill that genetic destiny.
Likewise, cocksucking.
This makes me shreek like a little girl…..much like Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/4lj9v4k
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s hilarious.
http://tinyurl.com/23ts5b7
mare, when I come to Texas are we going to have a meat-up?
Brew, you coming to Texas?
The Persimmon Room or the Gold Room have clean sheets on the beds, just sayin’
I’ll take gay marriage if the federal government takes its hands entirely off of healthcare.
I agree. I’m socially conservative but libertarian enough to be okay with that I think. I prefer the idea of civil unions but whatever.
That would be a good trade I think.
*pinches Rosetta*
There’s some truth to the alcoholism as a trait, too. The cultures that have had reliable sources of alcohol the longest tend to have the lowest incidence of problem drinkers. Probably because getting drunk and doing something stupid used to be more readily fatal.
Car in should check out the Jetta TDI. It gets 40 MPG on the highway, no batteries, it’s a real car and will probably outlive a Prius by 100,000 miles.
Only if it’s got a block heater. We’ve got a Liberty Diesel and there are mornings that it wouldn’t start if you didn’t plug it in for a few hours.
*pinches Rosetta*
Why am I the luckiest man in the world?
Cathy, are you dumping that deadweight jackleg Michael for the St. Louis meet-up or has he forced his way into your trip?
Goddamit.
Viki switched out the soap in my shower (because she’s got guests coming in a couple days).
Now my balls smell like lilac.
I wish Jewstin was here because I have a question for him. Of course this would entail him knowing some crap which is a long shot.
JUST KIDDING, JEW!!!
If you’re lurking with all these homophobes, expose yourself.
No, not like that.
*pinches Rosetta*
Why am I the luckiest man in the world?
*shoots Rosetta in face with a bag of xbrad’s lilac smelling nuts*
Yin yang balance restored.
What the mounting is this slurry?
Uh, I wasn’t done with that particular bag of nuts, HM…
Uh, I wasn’t done with that particular bag of nuts, HM…
Well, you can, uh, get ’em off Rosie’s face and drop ’em in your sock drawer. You know, like potpourri…..
You have options, dude.
Cathy, are you dumping that deadweight jackleg Michael for the St. Louis meet-up or has he forced his way into your trip?
Um. We’ll come together… driving. We’ll drive each other nuts… it’s a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Looking forward to it Rosie. I’d be happy seeing all you screwballs at a picnic in the parking lot. Packing camp chairs and my own beer-cosie just in case.
I Love that new Sun Drop commercial. Cracks me up
*eats handful of mixed nuts*
*washes nuts down with beer*
What is Sun Drop?
Leon, technology has changed I think. My diesel has no block heater and it always fires up and one of my glow plugs is dead. We don’t get below zero temps very often though.
Just guessing here…
Wow, that was one messed up sentence.
Hahaha. I just got an email with the schedule for consecration of our new Bishop.
8:30 AM Divine Liturgy with Consecration
12:00 PM Cocktails
Jello molds can’t compete with that.
If you’re a hot chick, please take your top off.
Done. Now what?
Scott, how big is yours? Ours might need it just due to size.
Um. We’ll come together… driving. We’ll drive each other nuts… it’s a mutually beneficial arrangement.
That will be fun. Road trips are the best!
Are you going to make a week of it and make some fun stops along the way?
Roamy, now you post pictures to a flickr account and post a link.
3 liter V6
If you’re a hot chick, please take your top off.
Done. Now what?
Well done Hot Rocket. Please take a picture and send it to me for confirmation.
Same as ours. I’ll have to ask the wife if she’s needed the block heater as much as I think she has.
I don’t have a block heater, and to my knowledge it isn’t even an option. I think something changed over the last 5 years.
Its a new drink
When I was growing up my dad had a block heater.
And then he got a job!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don’t even know what that means.
Did everyone get the Neville Chamberlain link?
Comment by leoncaruthers on March 18, 2011 7:39 pm
Scott, how big is yours?
Can’t you guys have this conversation by email?? Sheesh!
*scrolls back up to look at
bewbsSponge Bob*No.
Jello molds can’t compete with that.
Yea, but Jello-shots could!
“Yea, but Jello-shots could!”
Sohos, I don’t watch TV, so I have not seen the commercial, but you got me curious.
RosieSweetPosie: i forgot to mention in my email that hotel dealio has a deadline of 05/04/11 to book. That is all.
damn, broke the camera
That was one of my favorite grade school taunts.
“I used to have a shirt like that. Then my DAD GOT A JOB!!!”
That’s some high-brow David Brooks shit right there.
**puts mask on
How is your ticker RFH? Did they figure it out yet?
I will attest that camera breakage is impossible with you Roamy!
Are you going to make a week of it and make some fun stops along the way?
Hope so. Haven’t planned the rest yet, but it would be easy to find some nice B&B or Inn in the Ozarks. We WILL be avoiding Branson, however.
btw – We chose to book at the Marriott a half-mile west. We’re into scoring points. Making a jaunt to Costa Rica next year and plan to use ’em there.
We’ll have our car and will be able to help chauffeur some of you cats around, if need be, I think.
damn, broke the camera
Lies.
Yea! What Cyn said @ 7:57 p.m. Roamy!
**puts mask on
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
How big is the Marriott parking lot Cathy? Have you scoped it via google yet for Banglar Party Van parking??
Those Madi Gras masks are hawt!
Wait, what hotel deal? What happened to y’all telling me about it? YOU DON’T WANT US TO COME, DO YOU??? *runs off crying*
When is the meet up again?
I am trying to line up dog sitters.
Alright, Rosacia. I’m now home thanks to the forced generosity of Massachusetts taxpayers via the MBTA if you want to email me your tale of Vodpod woe.
*peeks out window*
Better make it snappy, though.
http://bit.ly/fY1p2L
Weekend of May 20th, vman.
Hope so. Haven’t planned the rest yet, but it would be easy to find some nice B&B or Inn in the Ozarks. We WILL be avoiding Branson, however.
“The strip” in Branson is a bunch of geriatrics bitching about how this year’s Andy Williams show wasn’t as good as the one 2008 and the all-you-can-eat buffet at Ruby’s now costs an outrageous $6.99 per person.
However this is outside of Branson and about a 4-hour drive from St. Louis so it would be a good stop. I HIGHLY recommend that you went a one-room cabin, buy some steaks to grill on your deck and hang out at the Buzzard Bar.
If the Hostages was a corporation, we would have our annual shareholders meeting there.
http://www.bigcedar.com/
Andy – Well played
check you email Peelie
Big Cedar looks like a nice place for lots of indians!
Rosacea – Will we be coordinating outfits for the meatup?
No. Check you.
Jameson, Chief?
RosieSweetPosie: i forgot to mention in my email that hotel dealio has a deadline of 05/04/11 to book. That is all.
People that haven’t RSVP’d by April 15th are on their own so the May 4th date isn’t a concern.
And Peelio, I am going to send out an email *shudder* to everyone about the kickass room blocking that Cyn did with her ass.
That email will go out tomorrow. Probably.
No. You.
Thanks Andy
Cyn – Giving the liver a respite this evening.
This week absolutely blew at work. It should be legal to sacrifice stoopid auditors to the God of Debits and Credits.
* Tackles Cyn. Takes shot from bottle of Jameson*
>> And Peelio, I am going to send out an email *shudder* to everyone about the kickass room blocking that Cyn did with her ass.
*Steadies finger over “reply to all”*
Its the funny chic dancing through scenes. I said no to jello shots on the party bus last night
Ok Chief. I hit you again soon then.
*grabs funnel and Jamesons and heads toward Andy*
Who’s huffing paint tonight?
Rosacea – Will we be coordinating outfits for the meatup?
Since we’re the same person from different universes I don’t believe that will be necessary.
Rosetta.
http://tinyurl.com/ysqpph
MCPO.
http://tinyurl.com/ykyotda
*Steadies finger over “reply to all”*
Hahahahahaha. Dick.
MCPO.
http://tinyurl.com/ykyotda
Dude! I look good!
“No. You.”
Herman Cain being interviewed by Juan Williams?
*Rewinds the Tivo*
HAHAHAHAHA! Scott FTW!
Either Juan will finally cross to the dark side, or Herman will bitchslap him. Either way, great TV.
Vman – Juan Williams makes me grind my teeth.
Herman Cain being interviewed by Juan Williams?
*Rewinds the Tivo*
I have the TV on mute and I’m listening to music but I saw that and I can’t WAIT to watch it.
If Herman can get some traction, he’s my man. I man-luhr him.
Personally I think Juan is a honest liberal…progressive.
Herman Cain is a awe inspiring Capitalist.
Rosetta, you can’t even work italics.
There’s no way I can teach you Vodpod.
Cain is awesome. He’s a dark horse candidate.
*Denounces self*
Is Juan interviewing Jerry Rivers now? Just checking for time zone delay broadcast. TYIA
RACIST!
Best link today: Congress. Good work man-lesbo.
*hands you a bucket of chitlins and gets outta your way.
No Cyn
Juan is interviewing Jeraldo
oops Jerry Rivers….
My bad.
Did anybody give anybody else a swift kick in the ass today?
hI Rosie!
Sean WTF?
Hi Rosie. Bite me Sean!
You know how I like to link the cat and the crying baby…well:
http://tinyurl.com/yeoapkl
Is that Spooge Bob?
Personally I think Juan is a honest liberal…progressive.
Herman Cain is a awe inspiring Capitalist.
I agree with you 100%, Vmax. Liberal vs. conservative is the way it should be. Debate and argument and the victor wins.
Herman Cain has serious conservative mojo and he knows how to bring it. Obama would lose a debate with Cain for a lot of reasons but the best one would be the Obama’s whine that “You know, he’s new, he doesn’t look like the other presidents on the currency” would be a non-starter.
I think Obama would literally crap his pants if we nominate Cain.
Obama, you didn’t grow up with a daddy but this is what the mommy party vs. the daddy party looks like.
Bite me Sean!
Sounds like someone’s grumpy!
Is that Spooge Bob?
Given his location, I’d say that’s a likely coming event.
Where’s Lauraw ? I’m on the wrong computer. But I wanna know if we’re gonna book our room. Do I need to? Where are we gonna stay?
I’m coming. Even if I have to sneak into Hotspur’s trunk. Hopefully he’ll pack his iPod back there. I can liveblog the trip.
Mare,
Painful.
Better yet, that page has a link showing the new Wonder Woman.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/03/18/wonder-woman-adrianne-palicki-photo/
Cyn – Giving the liver a respite this evening.
I’ll take up your slack, Chief.
*opens fresh bottle for Carin*
I haven’t quite made it to pumpkin-with-a-stick-through-it proportions yet.
With my first, I didn’t get that way until about 8+ months. I didn’t even look pregnant until I was past 7 months.
by baby #5, my abs didn’t have nearly the strength to hold it in. Maternity clothes by 4th month.
Adrianne Palicki?
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/load-heat-125/
Better yet, that page has a link showing the new Wonder Woman.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/03/18/wonder-woman-adrianne-palicki-photo/
What’s with the long pants? BOOOOOOOO!!!
Rosetta, you can’t even work italics.
There’s no way I can teach you Vodpod.
HTML was like learning Mandarin.
Vodpod is quantum physics.
WOOT.
What am I drinking, Cyn?
>> Where are we gonna stay?
I’m sure my place has a sleeper sofa.
And, uhm.. extra pillows.
just sayin
What’s with the long pants? BOOOOOOOO!!!
Yeah, I’d have gone with the recent comic book version… oh oh… Just went full nerd. Sorry.
Obligatory:
THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!!!
Car in should check out the Jetta TDI. It gets 40 MPG on the highway, no batteries, it’s a real car and will probably outlive a Prius by 100,000 miles.
My husband does like ’em … but Prius gets 10 MPG more at the same price. Diesel is running high here in Michigan.
is hakata cracka a n00b, or a sockpuppet?
Neville Chamberlain. Big pussy.
http://tinyurl.com/469wasj
And St. Louis mostly because eddie bear and beasn live here but whatever.
*puts on awesome poodle skirt for this sock hop we’re going to*
n00b I do admit.
Just looking for refuge after escaping another site.
Welcome aboard, Cracka. Watch out for Wiser. He bites.
Car In, if you come to the St. Louis meet-up, lets fight and then the winner has to buy the loser drinks.
Deal?
Where’d you escape from?
**wonders where wiser is to run off the new guy**
I do have to warn you, though. We don’t have bewbs every day.
HALT!!! WHO GOES THERE?!?!?
cracka, how did you find this cul-de-sac of suck?
which is a damned shame
lets fight and then the winner has to buy the loser drinks.
If this is some trick to get me to let you win in a fight …. I’m totally in.
Dave, you can have too much of a good thing.
If we had boobs every day, we’d have to compromise our standards.
*cough.
If this is some trick to get me to let you win in a fight …. I’m totally in.
Hahahahaha. I’m just hedging my bets, chubby.
*runs far, far away*
This makes me shreek like a little girl…..much like Rosetta:
*moves Mare to top of “kill first” list*
*leaves light on all night, doesn’t plan on getting a lick of sleep*
Where’d you escape from?
Heh, i’m not going to start that blog war.
*wonders where wiser is to run off the new guy**
I posted like 2 years ago without wiser incident. Mebbe I can claim some kind safe-harbor.
>> Dave, you can have too much of a good thing. If we had boobs every day
I hear the words your are saying, but I just don’t understand them.
Wow, this chick is actually pretty. I’m astonished.
Rosie’s beer goggles work in reverse……
cracka, how did you find this cul-de-sac of suck?
If I blame Tushar, will you ignore me?
Heh, i’m not going to start that blog war.
Good. We don’t have one of those scheduled until next week.
If I blame Tushar, will you ignore me?
That depends. Please rate your brownness on a scale of 1 to 10.
1 is Joe Biden and 10 is a velvet Elvis when the black light burns out.
For reference, Tushar is a 7 and fucking hilarious.
Hahahahaha. I’m just hedging my bets, chubby.
*runs far, far away*
*puts on barefoot running shoes …
You are in so much trouble.
You think we’ve got another brown person on our blog?
Someone hold me.
Sean, that lipstick makes you look like a whore.
I’m just sayin.
Speaking of which, Carin, how’s hubby feelin today? I read earlier he cracked a vertebra. Yikes.
Sean, don’t listen to Rosie. He’s just jealous.
He’s doing better. He made me run to the grocery store and get him some ice cream.
@@
Rosie’s beer goggles work in reverse……
*puts Teresa on “The List”*
I do have to warn you, though. We don’t have bewbs every day.
No, no, I know. I only posted because the thread count was under 450.
That depends. Please rate your browness on a scale of 1 to 10.
Hmm, Casper-like so … 0?
That depends. Please rate your browness on a scale of 1 to 10.
Hmm, Casper-like so … 0?
Phew. I was nervous. Tushar is about as dark as I can handle.
(Seriously, I’m going by ‘cracka.’ How melanin enriched could i possibly be? )
Sean, that lipstick makes you look like a whore.
I’m just sayin.
Aw, thanks. You’re always looking out for me.
You could be ironically brown.
That reminds me, I need a tan.
You could be ironically brown.
There’s a great band name in there somewhere.
/davebarry
If I were black, my online moniker would be Honkey McWhiteywhiteguy.
God, I hate March … Madness.
It just goes on forever . All hours of the day.
Honestly, if I didn’t know better I’d think my husband somehow arranged his accident.
Ice cream. Excellent.
It has healing properties, and calcium.
Car in, did you miss that as my theory for him orchestrating this whole event?
Holy fuck, Rosetta.
You close html tags worse than Ace.
Hmm, Casper-like so … 0?
RACIST!!!
There are only a few more questions and then, depending on your responses, you will be accepted as a Hostage pledge until wiserbud bans you.
(1) Under what circumstances would you support Haley Barbour as the GOP nominee?
(2) Can you use the phrase “donkey banging douche cannon” in a sentence?
(3) Would you rather eat mac’n’cheese or kick as liberal on the junk?
(4) Shirlena?
So, you’re saying it’s a trick?
I suppose we need hakata to prove his whiteness. Just so we know we don’t have to lock up the silverware.
No, Leon. You were rightt.
>> God, I hate March … Madness.
*Points at self*
*Points at Car in*
The only thing that ever made it fun was when I had time to follow it well enough to have half a chance of intelligently filling out the brackets. If I only had an easy job like, oh, I don’t know … President! …
You close html tags worse than Ace.
I don’t know what the fuck happened. I used to have a brain cell dedicated to closing my HTML tags and that cell appears to have fallen down a well.
t has healing properties, and calcium.
yea, he want some Edy’s Samoa/girl scout cookie flavor.
I found it.
You clearly killed that weak-ass muthafucka with green beer.
Andy – and my husband loves it.
It almost loves it more than Football.
it’s horrible.
You could be ironically brown.
There’s a great band name in there somewhere.
/davebarry
Dave Barry fan. Well done, cracka.
Final question. Are you offended when people call you bad names for no reason?
What the fuck is this shit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELol1dHjHEE
There was some vasectomy clinic in Philly claiming they get a lot of business during March Madness. The doc says the guys getting snipped use it as an excuse to sit on the couch all day.
Andy are you going to Missouri?
H2 diversity meeting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH47r58X2lA
And b) if you’re going, will you help me kick Rosie’s ass? And, by “help” I mean by his drinks after I accomplish the task.
Man, I wasn’t expecting the Portuguese Inquiry.
(1) Under what circumstances would you support Haley Barbour as the GOP nominee?
If he would take me gator hunting or meerkat wrestling.
(2) Can you use the phrase “donkey banging douche cannon” in a sentence?
Yes.
(3) Would you rather eat mac’n’cheese or kick as liberal on the junk?
Kick a liberal in the junk? Sure. Sign me up for that as long as I can run away.
(4) Shirlena?
Not a fan of pop but if forced at the point of a gun, I’d rather do Lindsey Spears. (Oh, and some witty line about that Rebecca Black disaster.)
>> Andy are you going to Missouri?
Oh hells yes!
You clearly killed that weak-ass muthafucka with green beer.
I don’t think so. I killed it about six months ago and I have no idea why.
All of a sudden I’m as good at closing HTML tags as Hotspur is at not drinking chardonnay like some sort of asshole.
second “by”= buy. Purchase. Procure.
FUCK college kids in parking lots. Fuck them HARD.
I am going to have no sympathy for these idiots when sprinting out of a store and into a busy parking lot finally lands them in a body-cast.
*grumble grumble*
>> if you’re going, will you help me kick Rosie’s ass?
L;R – Hostages at StL meatup; Rosetta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Final question. Are you offended when people call you bad names for no reason?
Offended, no. Break down and sob like a 3-year old, sure.
I’d call Andy a bitch, right in front of his tits.
FUCK college kids
I can’t anymore. Half my age + 7 makes them grad students, at best, and chick grad students are, well, mostly hippies.
*Pushes Dave into the nearest body of water*
Cracka, did you run away from Innocent Bystanders, because that’d be awesome.
So, hakata is a woman?
Yea, I’m with Leon. I’ve got NO interest in college kids. They’re all yours Revvy.
I’ve got no feel if Hakata is a male or female, but I DO KNOW it better not be another muthafocker living in Texas.
We’ve maxed that quota.
Amiright?
Ok. bedtimes. See ya folks in the am.
no state income tax
Cracka, did you run away from Innocent Bystanders, because that’d be awesome.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to be all cryptic and all, but, no. It wasn’t IB. Rarely visited there.
Let’s say it was that damned Rachel Ray blog. EVO ? What kind of self-involved, cutey shit is that?
Hey, what’s wrong with Texans?
Man, I wasn’t expecting the Portuguese Inquiry.
Quit crying like a pussy.
(1) Under what circumstances would you support Haley Barbour as the GOP nominee?
If he would take me gator hunting or meerkat wrestling.
(2) Can you use the phrase “donkey banging douche cannon” in a sentence?
Yes.
(3) Would you rather eat mac’n’cheese or kick as liberal on the junk?
Kick a liberal in the junk? Sure. Sign me up for that as long as I can run away.
(4) Shirlena?
Not a fan of pop but if forced at the point of a gun, I’d rather do Lindsey Spears. (Oh, and some witty line about that Rebecca Black disaster.)
Final question. Are you offended when people call you bad names for no reason?
Offended, no. Break down and sob like a 3-year old, sure.
Well done.
I recommend that we let this loser hang out here and make stupid comment.
All those in favor?
Revvy–you forgot to say, “Get Off My Lawn”.
Dave, Teresa, Aggie, Michael, Cathy, and of course me, what could go wrong?
Mare, we’re bumping up against our Federal requirement for geographic diversity.
crackhead, how do you know Tushar?
So, hakata is a woman?
Nein!
I DO KNOW it better not be another muthafocker living in Texas.
We’ve maxed that quota.
Amiright?
No, I haven’t lived there ever.
(slowly puts away uhaul rental contract and maps.)
>> no state income tax
*Steals Dave’s identity*
*Alters residency to T
eaxaschusetts*Well, I vote in favor…….but I’m a jackass.
Nighty Night Carin.
Oh, hey, I haven’t checked the MI/TX Uhaul index lately.
I miss Tushar. Wiser must have driven him away……or possibly me.
Where are you located Cracka?
Cyn, were you in Fiji when your avatar was taken?
Fantastic!
crackhead, who do you know Tushar?
How? Um, that crazy, crazy joint called AosHQ. Plus he had a ‘Best of’ tab at the top of this place one time.
I’m pretty sure it was wisermeany.
Cyn – I really can’t say that, because I am a college kid too.
Well, I vote in favor…….but I’m a jackass.
I don’t know what a quorum is but I’m pretty me and chubby over there make one.
Welcome to the worst blog ever, cracka.
Your new Delta Chi name is “Lotus Douche”.
There’s a supermoon this weekend.
Rosetta, close the drapes.
Hawaii Mare. Coconut bewbs and palm frond hair. Aaaallll Hawaii.
Where are you located Cracka?
(damn, the disqualifier.) CA
>> All those in favor?
Yea!
Welcome to the worst blog ever, cracka.
Fuck ya!
Your new Delta Chi name is “Lotus Douche”.
The fuck?
NorCal or SoCal?
Welcome, pledge from CA, Land of the Boned™.
NorCal or SoCal?
SoCal, sorry. Deep in the foul, miasmatic territory of The Waxman.
xbrad,
a) I got the disc today. Thanks.
II) Have you seen this week’s Justified yet?
Tushar is one of the funnest people that I’ve met from TittyWeb Jenkins.
That kid cracks my shit up. He’s also maybe the nicest person I’ve ever met.
Tushar is a litmus person. You don’t like Tushar, I don’t like you. You like Tushar, I make fun of your love of farm animals.
Gross.
Andy,
1. You’re welcome.
2. Yeah, saw it last night. Exxxxxxcellent.
Cyn, it’s a great picture.
I miss Hawaii and might go on a killing spree if I don’t get back soon. Some day I’ll tell you guys about my encounter at a Heiau with the Heiau keeper. Chills.
Welcome, pledge from CA, Land of the Boned™.
Hail Hostagia!
(don’t make me do push ups…)
SoCal, sorry. Deep in the foul, miasmatic territory of The Waxman.
HAHA!
*points and laughs*
Um, sorry. Welcome n00b.
I was GOING to send a disc to Mare, but
1. Converting the .avi file to dvd for the movie was a huge pain in the ass. I hope it works for you, Andy.
2. She never sent me her address.
I saw Waxman interviewed for the (otherwise excellent) documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster. He’s every bit as worthless in that role as he is in everything he does.
There’s a supermoon this weekend.
*looks out window, sees Mare’s pressed ham*
MEH!!
Yeah, two fatties make a quorum so Rosetta and I vote hakata whatever IN……….
*looks out window, sees Mare’s pressed ham*
You son of a bitch!!!
I just said to my husband, “look how beautiful the moon looks tonight.”
He said, “I’ve seen your ass….meh”
I literally laughed out loud at the “chase scene” at the end. That was hilarious.
Lotus Douche, I at least picked to be in John Campbell’s district.
Thanks, Mare. It IS an awesome picture…that I took of a luau dancer in Lahaina. She was stunning. I think my older son blushed when I took his pic with her; my youngest was too intimidated to be photographed with her. I laughed my ass off. Good times.
I’ll put it on my network and email mare with the address where she can download it.
Now what should we talk about?
I don’t know if you guys have seen this but it concerns me. This is not the country that I grew up in.
http://tinyurl.com/4m2bsjm
Andy, what show are you talking about?
I’ve had half a chardonnay and can’t think straight………HAHAHAHAHAHAHA more like half a gallon.
Me too, Andy.
Art Mullins is my kinda guy.
“Do you love your wife?”
“Most of the time.”
>> Have you seen this week’s Justified yet?
Yes. Good shit. But somehow even though I watched the prior two, I missed the scene where Raylan tazed some guy in the nuts.
I gotta find that, so I can practice for StL
Gittem both Mare!
I vote hakata whatever IN… </I.
Sweet. Thanks!
(I didn't know this was such an involved process. I should have opened up the Lotus software to track it before commenting.)
*looks out window, sees Mare’s pressed ham*
You son of a bitch!!!
I just said to my husband, “look how beautiful the moon looks tonight.”
He said, “I’ve seen your ass….meh”
Hahahahahahahahahaahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/yz2cqkz
Cyn, I thought it was you. I’ve seen your picture and figured that could have been you.
DON’T HATE US BECAUSE WE’RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Andy, I would have just emailed her the link, but I’m pretty sure that would have been like telling Rosetta to use VodPod to embed videos.
Good idea, never gets done.
The hazing has only just begun Cracka Lotus Douche.
*pops popcorn, fries up some bacon, opens another bottle of booze, kicks up feet on ottoman*
You don’t actually have to take the pledge name, you know.
>> I’ve had half a chardonnay and can’t think straight………HAHAHAHAHAHAHA more like half a gallon.
How YOU doin’?
(Firefly/Serenity, mare)
Lotus Douche, I at least picked to be in John Campbell’s district.
I’m not an accountant but he is a cool interview on Hewitt’s show.
I love you Mare.
Hahahahahahahahahaahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/4887jxu
Listen up, asshole…..that’s pretty damn close……..evidently, chardonnay causes fat asses.
Hotspur’s ass must be HUGE~~~
Texas is the best
He and Hugh go to my church. It’s a little weird being the loser I am, and sitting down for a pancake breakfast with those two.
Cyn, you’re cool.
>> Texas is the best
Sohos is more committed than most. Where she lives, roaches grow to the size of Buicks and most people there think the mosquito is the Texas state bird.
Me LOVE Serenity/Firely. xbrad was going to email to me but I don’t know what happened.
I’ve seen Serenity many times, but the series only once.
View outside my window:
http://tinyurl.com/yz2cqkz
Hotspur’s ass must be HUGE~~~
Hotspur is skinny as a rail. Feel free to hate him for it.
No, Mare, I was going to MAIL it to you. On disc.
I can’t quite convince my email to send an 8gb file.
He and Hugh go to my church. It’s a little weird being the loser I am, and sitting down for a pancake breakfast with those two.
Sweet. I’d break my anti-social tendencies to ask them a butt-load of questions.
http://tinyurl.com/2hbsco
INDIAN COUNT!!
I’m 6.38.
Don’t forget that Pendejo and Mrs. Peel (and now Will!) are in Texas as well.
Hakuna Matata – welcome to the jungle; glad to have you on board!
Now go make me a sammich.
On gluten-free bread.
(I have a disease…..)
I’m at 5 Indians, but they seem pretty nice.
What else should we know about you Cracka Lotus Douche?
Oh, xbrad, I didn’t blame you, I always blame myself when the computer is involved. All I know is that to type you push these buttons with letters.
I’m at zero indians. Stoopid chicken pox virus.
I’m at about Pi +/- 1.
Moving on to Scotch after this bottle of CABERNET! is done.
(Not to be confused with chick wine like Hotspur drinks)
xbrad, I will email you my address, will you still do it?
I’m sorry.
Hakuna Matata – welcome to the jungle; glad to have you on board!
Now go make me a sammich.
On gluten-free bread.
I have a disease
Yes, brother. Mayo or no?
Wow, that Barry quote at the top of AoSHQ is just…wow.
Just email me your meatspace address, Mare, and I’ll send you the discs.
and a missing dog head.
Rosie, how big is Floyd now? Is he at his full size, or is there more pig-dog to come? How big do those type of bulldogs typically get?
>> Stoopid chicken pox virus.
You haz cheekun pocks?
Damn. *finishes your drink
WTH, you have chicken pox, Cyn?
DO NOT SCRATCH………..Shingles?….Lord, I hope not.
Sean, that’s is WOW.
Still not drinking. Already screwed up and had a ton of milk today.
I can’t imagine drinking again for awhile after last night
Yes, brother.
Dude – I”m a girl!
No mayo; ranch dressing will do nicely, though. And since you’re in California, howz about a slice or two of avocado?
I don’t think you all understand how truly fortunate we were to have Barack Hussein Obama elected President. Don’t let that magic wear off, he’s still awesome, he just told us.
>> 1. Converting the .avi file to dvd for the movie was a huge pain in the ass. I hope it works for you, Andy.
*wonders whether to tell xbrad that I’m just converting the .avi’s to h.264 to watch on the iPhone*
Yep, ole’ Barky is a legend (in his own mind……)
mpeg stands for motion picture entertainment group.
You’re welcome.
Yes, Shingles. On head and face.
*cancels modeling contract*
I just…I don’t understand how someone could say something like that about himself in public.
I’m at 5 Indians, but they seem pretty nice.
Where did they come from? Wine country?
Fuckit.
Andy, I’ll just forward the addy to you, and YOU can mail ’em to Mare.
How ’bout this? Mare, send me your address, and I’ll just forward you the disks xbrad already made.
Or you can download them from my smokin’ fast FiOS internet connection in mere moments.
*drops two quarters in Dave’s Tip Jar*
Cyn – you got the pox or the shingles?
DD#1 gave me the pox when I was 28.
Damn kid…..
What else should we know about you Cracka Lotus Douche?
‘Should,’ ‘should.’ Such an expensive verb.
I haven’t been arrested yet. No traffic tickets ever. I hate people that stop at the top of stairs. Contortionists? Yes please. I like a steak or two but have partooked in sushi (I blame it on my career choice.) Other than that, I’m the proverbial low-flying, shit eater, ala Fritz Zwicky.
I just…I don’t understand how someone could say something like that about himself in public.
Congratulations, you don’t need to be committed to an institution.
I had the pox as a kid.
Never mind, Cyn – I just read your comment.
I hope it isn’t too painful – I’ve heard it can be especially excruciating on that part of the body.
I still remember David Letterman’s *spit* “Top Ten” list when he returned after having shingles in his eye:
There were no more entries……
I haven’t been arrested yet. No traffic tickets ever.
You definitely need a meat-up! You’ll be fixted in no time.
Finally met Mrs. Peel’s coworkers today. They tried to warn me that they can be pretty rowdy and random. I almost had another “I read the Hostages” moment.
Bedtime. I can’t keep my poor eyes open.
Too bad you just missed the mini-meet we had on Monday.
Lotus Douche, you don’t have go by Lotus Douche. Plus that will probably piss off Sean.
You can go here and choose an avatar that doesn’t look like a constipated grape Starburst and then name your bad self:
http://tinyurl.com/34fb8m
**pours poor Cyn a niiiice cup of hot cocoa**
**eats the last brownie**
Dude – I”m a girl!
Fuck, sorry. I mean, sorry.
No mayo; ranch dressing will do nicely, though. And since you’re in California, howz about a slice or two of avocado?
Yes, of course. It won’t hurt my thin wallet at all to provide you with a high-fat content veggie.
Grilled onions? I do some mean onions.
Cyn, you may want to talk to your doctor after this round of shingles clears up – I believe my doctor said something about a vaccine that is now available for adults who had chicken pox as children that will prevent them getting shingles as an adult.
Apparently it is possible to get shingles more than once (unlike the pox)……
Happy Dreams Pimp de Leon.
>> I had the pox as a kid.
I took care of two baby girls through the chicken pox. Youngest at 7, not so bad. Eldest when she was 4 and she suffered horribly.
Ugh. Bad memory. I’m calling her now to ask her if she feels ok.
Sheesh.. gut punch. GET WELL SOON PLANE BUDDY
Oh Cyn!! I hope you aren’t hurting to much. I’m so sorry
**eats the last brownie**
Thanks Xbrad
*pulls out bacon cache from fridge, eats last piece*
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not the bacon.
Plus that will probably piss off Sean.
Thanks for the link. I don’t know Sean, but pissing him off sounds bad.
It won’t hurt my thin wallet at all to provide you with a high-fat content veggie.
You may as well get used to treating me like the goddess that I am, douche-boy.
Besides, don’t those suckers grow on trees where you live? Just go outside and pick one for me!
Pain has subsided as the week has gone on; I thought I was going to have to go to the ER last week for the migraines I was suffering, which I have never had. This was apparently precursor to Teh ShingleDevils.
sigh.. shingles, I’m told can be very painful.
This makes me sad. *hugs
Here’s an idea for Hakuna’s avatar:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=hakuna+matata&view=detail&id=7A721DBE33776583F0D69BB12BF450DA32610206&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR&qpvt=hakuna+matata
Man-lez, check your gynemail.
Virtual hugs to Cyn.
{{{*}}}
Rosie, how big is Floyd now? Is he at his full size, or is there more pig-dog to come? How big do those type of bulldogs typically get?
The scary part is the scarring (using tons of Vit E) and the fact that they’re in my eye.
Cyn, my grandmother had shingles and she slathered zinc ointment all over them. Helped a lot.
Besides, don’t those suckers grow on trees where you live? Just go outside and pick one for me!
Actually they do, except my apartment only grows mold well.
Here’s an idea for Hakuna’s avatar:
I’m not going to dispute anything that might get me wiserbudded at this point … but couldn’t it be more non-Disney?
hope you feel better soon, Cyn! (((hugs)))
**snickers at the last bacon comment
It’s nice to have you here cracka.
I’m hitting the sack like it was Holly Peers after a shower. I’ll see you awesome people and Dave in Texas later.
Try to avoid raping the stuffed bear in the den.
Wiser waits to strike until you’ve settled in a bit more.
Right when you start feeling comfortable….
BAM!
Rosetta, you’re such a romantic.
>> fact that they’re in my eye.
Oh hell no *gets laser equipment readied. These eyes are too purty to be left to the demon virusness.
>> and Dave in Texas later
I love you too punkin.
Sweetie dreams. That’s not a bear trap, it’s a leg-hugger.
Cyn has eyes?
Cyn has eyes for me.
So BTFO.
You don’t have to say nice things about Cyn, Paulitics.
She’s not gonna make you a shirt either.
BTFO? For XBrad, does that mean Beat The Fuck Off?
Cyn has other talents… the kind you are unfamiliar with.
>> Cyn has eyes?
Oh does she ever.
My ophthalmologist thinks with the medicine drops he’s prescribed that we may have caught it in time. At least I don’t look like those scary pics I saw on google *shudders* FFFFFFFFUUUUUU!. They stop at the top of my nose and eye. I’ve been sporting the Axl Rose/Bret Michaels do-rag to cover the forehead; I must say that I look kinda hip.
BTFO?
I’ve got a PhD in masturbathmatics.
Graduated summa cum laude.
From BALL state!
Back, not Beat TFO
morons.
Hahahahaha: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/03/18/democrat-congressman-wants-defund-fox-news
We were laughing about this (in a WTFing F?) way last night with Marty Lamb, who ran against this dipshit last year.
Awww.
*emails slow cooked applewood bacons to xbrad and leans back so Dave can see clouds out the window; still thinking of sumpin to send to Paulie but it’ll be good*
Or “? way)”
Damned indians.
*dials up the pun police*
Clean-up on Aisle 9!
*glares at XBrad while waiting for them to arrive*
Yeesh, Cyn – your eyes? I’ve heard that’s the worst place to get shingles – hurts like a mofo!
I like my version better, Paulitics.
cum laude, heh.
*sends hugs and kisses to Andy, Sohos, Roamy and all well wishers*
My sister had shingles about 2 months ago.
I offered to smother her with a pillow.
she said no.
She later said that was a mistake.
BALL state
Heh heh.
Had you asked me about smothering on Tuesday, I would have gladly paid you a hamburger to do the deed.
wow. cumulonimbus or cumulus?
*ponders a bit
My sister had shingles about 2 months ago.
I offered to smother her with a pillow.
she said no.
That’s because you were licking yourself when you offered.
…couldn’t it be more non-Disney?
Knock yourself out, douche-boy:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=hakuna+matata&qpvt=hakuna+matata&FORM=Z7FD2
Oh, and negatory on the onions, but thanks for the offer!
As long as it was a bacon burger….
Dave, just make sure you don’t fly into cumulogranite.
I heard that the zinc slathering worked well, Paul, but scarring was an issue for me. Especially since my doc scraped my forehead with a gravy ladle (I swear that’s what she used) to get samples for lab testing. The Vit E should do the trick.
mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM WHAP
medic
Hey. Just finished watching the Spurs beat the Mavericks…
Sorry to hear you have shingles, Cyn.
Dang. Can’t imagine LovelyLady. Hang in there.
Are we changing the hotel for the meat-up? I wanna hang out where the cool kids are staying……
No one remembered my Wimpy reference?? Heathens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uA
Thanks Cathy.
I got it, Cyn.
But really, if there’s no bacon, what’s the point?
>> No one remembered my Wimpy reference??
girl. I been around.
skodely oh oh oh.. ahhh gahgahgahgahgahgahgahgah. TOOT TOOT
Knock yourself out, douche-boy:
Still looking …
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=hakata&go=&form=QBIR&qs=n&sk=&sc=8-6
Thanks everyone. It could have been more painful.
Today is just the first day, Cracka. But keep in mind that we inflict pain because it shows that we care™.
LD, wait until you’re introduced to “The MINIVAN!”
I loved Popeye growing up. That show can still make me giggle.
[Shhhhhh! Xbrad! You’ll scare him too quick!]
LD, wait until you’re introduced to “The MINIVAN!”
Sounds vaguely Taratinoesque and like high school at the same time.
Awwww, C’mon, Cyn!
You know, I’m just impressed as hell whenever you goofs can take your woes in stride and make smiles and shit. Moment of “I admire” to Cyn, Brad, Car in.
The rest of you are lame as shit. Oh.. ok me too.
I only make a smile when I bother to put my teeth in.
We have all been thru a lot on this here blog, Dave; you too. It shows how much we care about each other. Lots o love here.
oved Popeye growing up. That show can still make me giggle.
Wow, Cyn. Popeye was my favorite. Used to catch a half-hour afterschool cartoon program out of Kansas City Missouri with the host “Torey Southwicks and Old Gus” with his Popeye cartoons.
Now shut the hell up and rubs my feets! I’ll pick out a toe nail polish later.
What do you call it when you don’t put your teefs in?
>> Lots o love here.
Cyn, Sohos, Dave, Slublog, Andy & Mrs. Andy
Best. Meatup dinner grouping. Ever!
Popeye was after school for me too Cathy. I’m thinking that I watched it on some UHF channel out of Detroit, back when I lived in Walled Lake MI. I remember snacking on those pretzel logs too while watching. (Funny I’d remember that)
Now shut the hell up and rubs my feets! I’ll pick out a toe nail polish later.
Damn, you and Whoopie… Not judging.
http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=14251528
http://www.wpxi.com/news/27238694/detail.html
>> We have all been thru a lot on this here blog, Dave
You know. We really have, except I really have not.
And I will just touch on it, because it’s all that’s necessary. So many of our band of knuckleheads have had many things to deal with over this past year or so. I haven’t. I know the wheel turns and all.
Anyway, all I really wanted to say is that I love you my friends, and I’m sober for the next 12 minutes, so this is no bullshit, and also don’t talk shit about Total.
Otherwise there’s gonna be trouble.
After-school for me was Flintstones/Jetsons IIRC.
Also Bonanza and Gunsmoke reruns.
/redneck
That really was epic Andy. Not toppable. Lauraw did a magnificent job for that one.
>> Cyn, Sohos, Dave, Slublog, Andy & Mrs. Andy
Best. Meatup dinner grouping. Ever!
God DAMN those women made us look way better than we normally would have, didn’t they?
I felt like I shoulda been parking cars, instead of sitting next to Sohos.
Dave, how’s your dad?
>> God DAMN those women made us look way better than we normally would have, didn’t they?
Bingo!
From your link Eddie…I used to eat at that Tulsa Sonic. Weird small world.
What do you call it when you don’t put your teefs in?
OK, I’ll bite…. what do you call it?
Andy, he’s just now halfway through his treatment. He had a couple of not so good days, but mostly good, and when we talked about an hour ago he sounded really good.
He’s joining your hair club for men now, with a vengeance, but he’s ok with it.
Three more weeks. He’s a pretty tough old fart, way tougher than I think I’d be at 79 and dealing with this crap. Thank you for asking.
Flintstones/Jetsons rocked too.
Heh; I used to start the school bus singing the Flintstones theme song on traveling debate trips in high school.
Dave, what about Sohos?
>> That really was epic Andy. Not toppable. Lauraw did a magnificent job for that one.
Agreed. Though we must try to top it in StL.
Laura is teh awesome at pulling these things together.
That’s good to hear about your dad, Dave! The ups and downs of chemo sucked; watched it with my mom. Some days I think our parents are tougher than we are.
Jetsons/Flinstones was great.
But nothing better than Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner on Saturday mornings.
That’s great, Dave. You may have already mentioned this, but where is he? DFW?
My aunt (mom’s twin sister) has that hairdo right now, too:-(
>> But nothing better than Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner on Saturday mornings.
Damned straight!
Kids today don’t know what (‘s up doc?) they’re missing.
Yes, definitely Bugs for Saturdays, with a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch cereal!
What do you call it when you don’t put your teefs in?
The Bag Lady™
Andrew, shut your whore mouth.
He’s at a very nice retirement place off Luna road, southwest of 35 and 635 near Farmers Branch, where I growed up.
dang, sorry to hear about your aunt. Prayers for her tonight. First name?
(my mom was a twin too, but her sister didn’t make it at birth in 1933)
>> That’s good to hear about your dad, Dave!
Thanks hon. I’m amazed really. He’s got the miles and shit.
Still a sweet old guy, last week Mrs. Dave and youngest took him to his treatment thing on Thursday, and he really loved that.
Prayers for Auntie, Andy.
Hahahahaha: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/03/18/democrat-congressman-wants-defund-fox-news
Andy, I took that to mean that no federal funds for presidential election advertising would be allowed to be used on FOX. Hadn’t thought about DOD ads, etc.
All the best to your dad, Dave.
Had a guy in my platoon when I was in CO that had brain tumor. They wanted to put him in the hospital in Denver, but his wife and (special needs) kid were in Colorado Springs. He needed radiation treatment every day. So we made up a roster, and every day, one of us would pick him up at home, drive him to his treatment, wait with him, and bring him home. Usually, instead of getting released at 4pm, we’d get home around 10pm.
We fought like heck to get that job.
Rebecca just discovered the Bugs Bunny cartoons – they were uninteresting to her before now.
Thank goodness – less Dora, more wackiness!
We have the 4-DVD sets #1 & #2 = hours of enjoyment……
Joan. She’s doing well, although she just can’t seem to get this thing (ovarian) beat into full remission.
She was first diagnosed in ’05, and I remember that because the first road trip I ever took in the Boxster was down I-45 to see her at M.D. Anderson.
Good times.
>> All the best to your dad, Dave.
Thank you sweetie.
>> We fought like heck to get that job.
Giving is like, a gift, isn’t it? Good on you.
Wouldn’t the Fox bill be a bill of attainder?
How sweet of Mrs Dave and baby to take your dad. That really made him feel awesome no doubt! Good to be able to talk with someone about anything but teh cancer when receiving the treatments. I always felt bad when my mom sent me off to do her errands and I couldn’t sit with her.
>> We fought like heck to get that job.
Awesome.
memories……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aL7fHNpGys
You all probably won’t get all the jokes, but it was funny to me at the time….
Oh hell, he talked about that all week. They sat with him during the chemo and just told stories to each other… it was about a 4 hour session.
Pop loves his grandkids. Abby is his 3rd. I was really proud, ok, seems like a goofy thing to say, I mean, she loves him. It just felt nice that she loved on him that day.
And he was elated. Probably didn’t nap like he should have.
M.D. Anderson…very best cancer treatment center. Looked into that for my mom for her lymphoma.
‘Night, all!
Also, Dad spent a few months in the hospital during his last 3 years. 24/7, he had either his wife, one of his two daughters, or his son by his side.
Hahahahaha. That was hilarious wiser.
Wow Wiser! A movie star!
>> Wouldn’t the Fox bill be a bill of attainder?
Why yes. Yes, it would.
But you’d have to spell that out in crayon for McGovern, because he’s teh stupid.
OMFG.. that’s awesome Wiser. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Did you dye your hair? I mean, I’m just asking.
also don’t forget our deal.
Wiserbride was the star. Rowwrrr.
HAHA! Over on the right side…I just clicked on the Compos goes to the soccer game XtraNormal….I’m peeing!!!
Honor Blackman with a kick.
>> Honor Blackmon with a kick.
Oh, hell. You had to get him started, didn’t you?
I’m like that, yo
Over on the right side…I just clicked on the Compos goes to the soccer game XtraNormal…
So did I, ahhh, memories.
I had a Compos experience too:
Lips, we carted our two two-holers with us from Saudi Arabia, to Iraq, Kuwait, and back to Saudi…
Took our shower with us as well.
Kinda funny watching a tank drive around with a shitter strapped on the back.
Kinda funny watching a tank drive around with a shitter strapped on the back.
Ha, the Shitter Schlepper.
And, since we’re telling shitter stories…
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/12/14/comfort-call/
pinkie pausen
Hahahahaha. That was hilarious wiser.
We actually had to do the scene at the end twice, ’cause the chick to my right was not exactly a fan of mine. So when she kissed e, she then said “I did it” befiore the cameraman had a chance to stop the camera.
Pissed her off even more. Which cracked me up.
Did you dye your hair? I mean, I’m just asking.
shaddup
Wiserbride was the star. Rowwrrr.
I hated that haircut on her.
Hahahahaha.
People hated you before the Internet!
People hated you before the Internet!
Surprise!!!!
Hey, I was just curious from a “continuity” point of view is all.
So, without belaboring the point, you did splain…. ok, hell, it’s not really an issue.
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get a checkup though.
Both funny shitter stories!
Wiserbride is a babe.
Which is proof positive that enough alcohol will make any chick do foolish things. Like marry Wiserbud.
get a checkup though.
I quit smoking the day after my birthday.
well…. kind of….
I’ve probably had maybe 10 cigarettes since then.
My goal is to outlive you.
>> I hated that haircut on her.
No way, man. That’s teh sexy. You tell her I said so.
<iNo way, man. That’s teh sexy. You tell her I said so.
Well, duh, at that age, she was sexy bald….
I even thought she looked hawt.
I even thought she looked hawt.
*thud
Which is proof positive that enough alcohol will make any chick do foolish things. Like marry Wiserbud.
she loves me. Honest.
>> Which is proof positive that enough alcohol will make any chick do foolish things. Like marry Wiserbud.
Heh. Yeah.
*Shuts the fuck up*
You know what doesn’t look good on Wiserbride?
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Wiserbud.
>> My goal is to outlive you.
You already have.
You might oughta suggest she come with you to St. Louis.
no reason.
I’m ripping a bunch of videos from video tape to my computer and I have one of me wind surfing which is awesome.
As I watch the video, I point and say to myself “slept with her, slept with her, slept with and her sister, slept with her……”
ahhhhhhh, memories……
You might oughta suggest she come with you to St. Louis.
I tried. No can do.
So I’m bringing another hawt chick with me instead.
that’s gonna leave a mark.
>> ahhhhhhh,
memormammaries……fixt
Heh. Yeah.
we both married up, no doubt.
>> So I’m bringing another hawt chick with me instead.
Why yes. Yes you are.
>> we both married up, no doubt.
I still struggle to figure out how I got this lucky.
But mostly I just bask in it.
that’s gonna leave a mark.
wiserbride broke out the pikcher books tonight while our good friend Lauraw was here (MARGARITAS!!!).
yeah, I am so lucky I met wiserbride during the very short period of time when I was actually semi-decent looking.
Once I edit the windsurfng vid, I will be sure to post it.
Just for Cyn.
Edward Cigarhand IV: Intern Love wasn’t as long a movie as I thought.
What’s everyone talki…..uh oh…
Nice sausage-fest you have here. I would hate to see anything happen to it.
>> wiserbride broke out the pikcher books tonight while our good friend Lauraw was here (MARGARITAS!!!).
you one lucky sonofabeetch.
Ok kids. As stupid as it seems, I work in the am.
I hate yew, I hate yew all.
nitey!
*shorts sausage-fest stock*
somebody post a new post. I be back when that happens.
We had Cyn until you showed up, tool.
Now check your goddamned email.
/scotch
you one lucky sonofabeetch.
trust me, I am well aware of that.
wiser, Andy wants you to check your fucking email you asshole.
‘Night Dave.
Your workplace is a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Someone ask a stupid question so I can unload the spleen cannon.
What the fuck is this shit.
Someone ask a stupid question so I can unload the spleen cannon.
Isn’t Barack Obama just the dreamiest?
Where the hell did xbad get off to (SYWM)?
I’m watching “Restrepo”, which is a kickass documentary about our troops and the shithole they’re fighting in.
Hey El Goutcho Hermano, what color dead fat woman suit are you wearing RIGHT NOW?
I’m here.
I’ve got Restrepo on the computer. Hard to watch.
Someone ask a stupid question so I can unload the spleen cannon.
Should I pony up the money for the extended warranty for this alarm clock?
That terrain is a motherfucker.
btw, I finally have a scanner, so I can now post a picture of myself to the Hostages Yearbook page.
If you would like to see it, gimme a minute or so to make it happen.
trust me, it’s worth waiting for.
And I’d be tempted just to shoot every sumbitch I saw.
The restraint our guys show is amazing.
Hey El Goutcho Hermano, what color dead fat woman suit are you wearing RIGHT NO)W?
It is a coat of many colors. I am a multiculturalist.
(It confuses the hell out of the FBI’s profilers.)
Dog let out, boys put to bed, made theater lighting work again, washed down some pills, what’d I miss?
Isn’t Barack Obama just the dreamiest?
One time he shoved a million Skittles up my ass. And not in the nice way.
Just sayin’.
Wiser, don’t you already have a POL pic up?
My mistake, you said yearbook.
Oh, by all means, doucheface.
I’ve got nothing better to do than wait for you to scan your balls and Rosetta to check his fucking email.
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Not sarcasm. I mean, I really don’t.
btw, I finally have a scanner, so I can now post a picture of myself to the Hostages Yearbook page.
http://tinyurl.com/4rbecdr
Once I edit the windsurfng vid, I will be sure to post it.
Just for Cyn.
Hawt!
*breaks out Catwoman-like wetsuit*
That’s “Rosetta’s balls, and your chin”, Andy…
One time he shoved a million Skittles up my ass. And not in the nice way.
There’s a nice way to shove a million of anything up anybody’s ass?
http://tinyurl.com/4rbecdr
and
“Rosetta’s balls, and your chin”
Two, two, two Ewwwws in one
/Certs breath mint commercial
>> It is a coat of many colors. I am a multiculturalist.
http://tinyurl.com/478r2bh
Rosie, b-rad, I linked this the other night, but if you haven’t heard it before, you’ll love it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN226PToig
VERY NSFW
‘k, go have fun, douchebags and douchebaggets.
Afghanistan is one of those places where it IS uphill, both ways.
Wiser, don’t you already have a POL pic up?
Have a POL pic, but didn’t have a yearbook pic up until just seconds ago.
*breaks out Catwoman-like wetsuit*
purrrrrr……………….
I got teh full blown
AIDSchicken pox when I was 16 years old. I spent most of that year in a bath tub. Much like the rest of my years.The scratching was uncomfortable but that was nothing compared to my mom giving me an oatmeal bath.
EVERYONE’S UNCOMFORTABLE, MOM!!!!
STOP RUBBING BROWN SUGAR AND RAISINS IN MY YOUNG MAN MOUSTACHE!!!!
*sets rubber duck on fire*
Rosetta’s oatmeal bath?
http://tinyurl.com/2aee3nv
NEW POAT
>> NEW POAT
Thank God! This one sucked.
EVERYONE’S UNCOMFORTABLE, MOM!!!!
C’mon. Admit it. Your uncle wasn’t uncomfortable–otherwise, he wouldn’t have volunteered to help quite so often.
BREAKTHROUGH!!!
Should I pony up the money for the extended warranty for this alarm clock?
Yes. If they have a 30-year warranty for $1,850 then you should buy that.
And make sure that you can leave the clock and warranty to your nieces and nephews because the first time the alarm goes off, I’m going to kill you with a pitchfork.
Per stirpes.
Oh good Lord, what kind of varmint is resting on Wiser’s head?
And also regarding the Yearbook photos, I detect that Vmax’s prom date is NOT wearing a bra.
Good for him!
Psst…we’re on the new poat, Lipstick.