Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday. In addition to direction, happiness and success, you know what your life is missing? Floyd at Christmas.
Look how fired up he is. Calm down, pig.
Want to trip balls at work without having to worry about freaking out, taking your clothes off and pooping in the break room? Watch this video.
I have no idea why I like this song other than it’s slightly disturbing. Like if you heard this coming from someone’s basement, you wouldn’t want to go down in that basement.
And now, boobs.
Your model for today is making her first appearance in this narrowly respected forum. Unlike the typical model that graces this page, today’s model strikes me as kinda dirty. I’m not sure what I mean by that but you know what I’m talking about.
She was born a poor black child on February 6, 1984 in Naperville, Illinois. Her nickname is “Chipmunk” and her hobbies are “pets” and “drawing”.
On her balance sheet she lists her assets as large breasts, cute face, nice body, nice ass. She has no known liabilities although I doubt she’s bullet-proof. She’s also married with children.
She is 5’4″, weighs a measly 117 lbs. and can run the 40 in 34DD-27-34 seconds.
Please stop looking at goatse for a second and give it up for your model for today, Friday, January 28, 2011, Christina Kuehner!!!
Here are some things that happened on this day…
* in 1547, 9-year-old Edward VI succeeded Henry VIII as king of England and immediately outlawed naps, vegetables and girls.
* in 1912, Jackson Pollock was born in Cody, Wyoming.
* in 1914, Beverly Hills was incorporated.
* in 1936, beta male pussy Alan Alda (real name Alphonso D’Abruzzo) was born in New York City.
* in 1939, Irish poet William Butler Yeats died at the age of 73.
* in 1942, German ice skater Hansdjürgen Bäumler was born. Edward Penishansdjürgen.
* in 1950, hot babe Barbi Benton was born.
* in 1951, the first x-rated movie in the UK, “La Vie Commence Demain”, which depicted artificial insemination, opened in London.
* in 1968, singer and songwriter Sarah McLachlan was born. Because of her ethereal voice, she gets remixed a lot by electronic artists. THIS is a good one.
* in 1978, “Fantasy Island” premiered on ABC.
* in 1980, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter was born.
* in 1980, Jimmy Durante died at the age of 86.
* in 1989, Steffi Graf beat Helena Sukova in the 63rd Women’s Australian Open.
Fin.
What are you doing this weekend? Please share in the comments because everyone gives a shit.
Whatever you do, don’t forget the firehose, the Maserati, that pretty pink dress with the flowers on it, 15 cases of cold Budweiser, an untraceable cell phone, 9 rolls of duct tape, a picture of your mom naked, some shovels, 2 identical wood chippers, 4 barrels of jet fuel, a block of Velveeta, $815,000 in cash, 11 chilled bottles of Jagermeister, 6 Jews, a pair of Abe Vigoda’s underwear, a red-headed chick, 2 tapirs, AC/DC’s “Back in Black” album, 54 packs of smokes, book of matches, stuffed Winnie the Pooh doll, Sham-Wow!, nunchucks, red magic marker, 1 lb. ground chuck, DVD copy of “Oh Brother Who Fucked Thou?”, cord of wood, trampoline, some gum, sunglasses, poleaxe, polecat, pole-vaulter, 19 hits of acid and a cold bottled water.
CHEERS!!
Does the tattoo on the mons pubis make Christina more or less attractive?
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I come from a land down under.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Best post ever WIN!!!
Why does Floyd have a knee growing out of the back of his head?
soft pron FTW!
This poat limped in here on its broken foot and perked the place right up.
Those aren’t real btw.
You can totally tell her fingernails are fake.
Ah, the list, my favorite……..hahahahahahahh
Well, tell us about your Dr. appointment.
Best joke in the history of time?
Edward Penishansdjürgen
*gives self Nobel Peace Prize*
I don’t approve of that last picture, she’s whorish looking in a skanky white trash way.
The top picture is kind of cute…..not really whorish…….Floyd’s picture.
Sounds odd PJ. I went in with ruptures and they wheeled me into surgery.
Maybe she waited too long and the infection was too bad.
I will hope for the best.
Nextdoor neighbor’s whore wife WIN!!!
No lie – was just talking to Nick and telling him happy birthday while looking at the poat and low and behold, Rosetta mentions his birthday.
*awards Rosetta with 4 korean masseuses*
How are you doing, Rosetta?
TELL US ABOUT YOUR APPOINTMENT STAT!!!!
Rosie – When is the amputation sheduled?
GML, is Nick a client of yours? And whatever happened to his brother Aaron??
*whispers “namedropper”*
Is there anyone GMland doesn’t know?
“makes her look like my mom”
Despite the fact that my ankle and my foot are fucked up, he thinks it may be gout. If that’s the case, gout is a PAINFUL motherfucker. When he saw my foot he said, “That’s impressive.” Hahaha.
He drew a bunch of fluid from my ankle and they’re testing it to see.
When he was talking about gout he asked me if I drink a lot and I said, “What?”
But he shot me up with a gallon of cortisone and prescribed heroin so I let him live.
Has anyone here ever had gout? I know nothing about it.
repost from previous thread just to make sure it gets seen…
Little late in mentioning this, but if anyone knows of any work in my area too, toss it my way. My schedule doesn’t really allow for daily work (20 hours of class a week, maybe twice that in homework), but I could probably fit in some more art projects if they pay.
So if you know anyone looking for artwork – for whatever, advertising, storyboards, anything – I’d appreciate it if you’d mention it to me =)
I voted Go fuck yourelf, but I really wanted to vote Gluten free.
Ok, this is a bit beyond the pale…
I go to empty out the spam bucket at H&B, and find a comment from”Baby Store”, that was written in response to “Bonus Hooker”:
Some useful and knowlegeable articles man I know, I am creeping,lol. Hopefully I can produce something like this myself.
I think he meant “CREEPY”. Ick….
Nextdoor neighbor’s whore wife WIN!!!
Hahahahahahaha.
GMLand, who are you and why are you here? Are you retarded?
How did she get the bottom of her boobs tanned?
Has anyone here ever had gout? I know nothing about it.
You’ll have to invest in a pair of orthopedic SAS lunchlady shoes.
seanm has gout rosetta. You and he should get together and go bowling.
thanks scott. I just read the email……I guess this is them “finishing” the surgery
GML, is Nick a client of yours? And whatever happened to his brother Aaron??
*whispers “namedropper”*
Nick is my next door neighbor and golf buddy – and you will be happy to know a recent convert to conservatism – your welcome!!
Aaron currently resides in the Betty Ford Clinic – Nick is out there with him right now for support.
My motto – It’s not, who you know – It’s who I know!
Rosie, shoot Sean an email. He suffers from gout, IIRC.
that or AIDS/Herpes.
Same thing.
I voted Go fuck yourelf, but I really wanted to vote Gluten free.
You can do a write-in vote.
Write “Gluten free” on a piece of paper, fold the paper in half and shove the paper up your ass.
When he was talking about gout he asked me if I drink a lot and I said, “What?”
HAHAHAHA!
Rosetta, my Dad had gout and if it’s in your big toe, it hurts LIKE A SON OF A BITCH.
I’m trying to think of something constructive to say but I keep laughing at this:
“When he was talking about gout he asked me if I drink a lot and I said, “What?”
Build up of uric acid. You may have to avoid certain foods. If your lucky it’s just something to do with your ankle. How can it be gout when your ankle and foot are swollen and you know of previous injury to the site?
GMLand, who are you and why are you here? Are you retarded?
gmland = taxed2death (had 2 change for professional reasons)
not completely retarded
Rosie – Build up of uric acid and yeah, it hurts like a bitch. Old men, and Henry VIII, get it.
GOUT???
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gout occurs when uric acid crystallizes and settles in the joints around your foot, particularly the big toe and ankle, Rosetta.
It is extreme bitchness.
Oh, and GML is the poster formerly known as Taxed2Death.
Is there anyone GMland doesn’t know?
not possible, I know Kevin Bacon.
GML, your mission, should you choose to accept it (and accept it you WILL, you mofo) is to make Nick a Hostage.
Tell him we wish Aaron well 🙂
I’ve had some minor bouts of gout. Sometimes it feels like someone is shoving a red hot ice pick into my big toe.
Then your mom comes by and makes it all better.
Your mom goes to college
When I first saw that skank picture with the tat, I thought her vagina was crooked.
You may have to avoid
certain foodsacohol.Fixeted.
Holy shit, mare, so did I 😆
FUCK CRYSTALLIZED URIC ACID!
The Egypt shit is crazy.
Talk about a Black Swan.
Please have Mrs. Rosetta take some video of you walking…. for our enjoyment. Thanks in advance.
You may have to avoid certain foods
*cough*thosewithgluten*cough*reallyimnotmakingthisup*cough*
I thought her vagina was crooked.
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you mean, they don’t all look like that?!
Please have Mrs. Rosetta take some video of you
walkingon your Hoveround.…. for our enjoyment. Thanks in advance.fixt
The Egypt shit is crazy.
Talk about a Black Swan.
Well Natalie Portman is Joooooish.
The Egypt shit is crazy.
Most Egyptian shit is dessicated from sitting out in the desert.
FUCK SALT!
http://is.gd/thvNUC
Old men, and Henry VIII, get it.
Well fuck that then.
If gout forces Rosetta to choose between drinking and pain he will:
A) Cut off his own leg with a broken bottle of bourbon
B) Cut off his own leg with a broken bottle of rum
C) Deal with it
D) Lose 30 pounds and outfit Floyd with a saddle
E) What?
Those boobs have me missing this…
http://tinyurl.com/67dynff
I’m starting to feel sorry for Mrs. Rosetta.
F) Buy a HoveRound and run over slow shoppers in WalMart.
I vote for A), MJ.
GML – What is your major malfunction? Did your mother have any children that lived?
I love that song, GML 😀
Sorry chief – I have no control over my linkage
http://tinyurl.com/
GML–go to the site linked above if you want to post a video or something. It will shorten the URL and shorten the time that MCPO spends kicking you in the poon.
So Jaegermeister isn’t the magic elixir Rosetta thought it was.
Oh, and rub some dirt on it.
Those boobs have me missing this…
http://tinyurl.com/67dynff
Best acting ever.
I love that song
same here!
Mare, Floyd asked me to politely ask you to stop staring at his balls.
GML – Get your shit in one sock and don’t let it happen again or you’ll be cleaning grout with a toothbrush.
must. not. embed. autoharp video.
GML–go to the site linked above if you want to post a video or something. It will shorten the URL and shorten the time that MCPO spends kicking you in the poon.
thank you and my apologies!
Mare, Floyd asked me to politely ask you to stop staring at his balls.”
Tell FLoyd, politely, he can kiss my ass.
If this is gout then that would explain why me staying drunk till it went away didn’t work.
wow, wasabi-coated almonds make for some HOT NUTS! I mean, someone – Get these spicy nuts OUT OF MY MOUTH!
what?
Gout? That sucks, you can still drink but you can only have the following
Pink Poodles
Cocksucking Cowboys
Zima
Get these spicy nuts OUT OF MY MOUTH!
*Must not comment. I’m better than that.*
Get your shit in one sock and don’t let it happen again or you’ll be cleaning grout with a toothbrush.
“Seriously… Give me a handjob.” Sterling Archer
Tell FLoyd, politely, he can kiss my ass.
He said he doesn’t have that kinda time.
hahahahaha
There’s no need to use tinyurl.
Just delete the “http://” part of the YouTube URL before you post the comment.
“Seriously… Give me a handjob.” Sterling Archer
Fuckin’ hero right there.
He said he doesn’t have that kinda time.
OUCH!
http://tinyurl.com/4m8xfn8
Lookie what I found!
Just how long do you think these will get?
SFW, BTW
What, PAGE NOT FOUND???
Sheesh….
“I’d prefer if the girl did it, but either way is alright.” – Sterling Archer
shit
Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/4h3wt7k
Holy hell, AD…that’s some serious Nature’s stilettos…
http://tinyurl.com/4m8xfn8
try again
AD’s gutters look just like mine.
We must be related.
not possible, I know Kevin Bacon.
Hahahahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/38jfgwe
Hahahaha
GML, you could fuck up a train wreck.
Lana– “I blew Jack Shit!!”
Sterling– “NAMEDROPPER!!”
Ima nOob at this tiny url stuff –
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Archer-Quotes/370855231773?v=wall#!/pages/Archer-Quotes/370855231773
When I first saw that skank picture with the tat, I thought her vagina was crooked.
Now see? That is emblematic of the judgmentalness that has come to ruin this place.
She is obviously a nice young lady just trying to make a little money for
collegebeauty schoolSuzy’s Stripping and Pole Dancing Schoola better Caddy for her pi…. fuck it. She’s a skank.Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/4h3wt7k
Hahahahahahaha.
*runs away at 0.02 mph*
So Jaegermeister isn’t the magic elixir Rosetta thought it was.
SHUT UP!!! I HATE YOU!!!
*slams door*
Yeah, Dad had it when I was a kid. Said the pain was pretty bad. He coped though. Lined us kids up twice a day and kicked us with his OTHER foot. And he kept asking Mom for one of her “special treatments”.
The last picture of Christina is awesome in my honest and factually correct opinion.
Will you cockwarmers quit being mean to Rosetta?
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That’s my job.
That’s my job.
You’re fired for poor performance.
Doctor to Rosetta: You’re going to have to cut back on your drinking.
Rosetta’s Liver”: Too Fucking Late. I QUIT!!!
fin
Yeah, but that last picture is really old. A friend of mine had it for an avatard over five years ago.
Her tits are prolly to her knees now.
We must be related.
Mom always liked you better.
You’re fired for poor performance.
If you tell anybody, you’re dead. I simply can’t afford to have other members of my tribe thinking that I am anything but ruthless.
I hope you feel better Rosetta. I had a co-worker that had gout in his elbow and would scream like a bitch from the slightest movement.
What are the protesters in Egypt wanting? Is this a pro-democracy movement? Pro-sharia?
What the hell is going on?
I come from a land down under.
1. Smiles
2. Gives Rosetta a vegemite sandwich.
Also Rosetta, if you choke your chicken too often and squeeze too hard, that can cause teh gout. Make a note.
re: Egypt, Rosie – all of the above
What are the protesters in Egypt wanting?
Halal rubber fists and someone else to take a turn in the barrel.
Menu for this evening:
Filet Mignon wrapped in bacon (served with a cabarnet)
Spinach salad
Crash hot potatoes
And for dessert, chocolate mousse (served with a riesling)
And every evening, I’ll be making a feast for him, until he leaves on Monday 🙂
What the hell is going on?
Shrillary sent a sternly worded letter, so I imagine that the wogs will settle down now. Smart power and all that.
I hope you feel better Rosetta. I had a co-worker that had gout in his elbow and would scream like a bitch from the slightest movement.
Thanks buddy. I’ll live.
I’ve felt serious pain in my life before but this is ridiculous.
Roses are red
Mubarak is out
My foot hurts like fuck
I’LL KILL YOU, GOUT
http://twitter.com/#!/andylevy/status/31118787960905728
http://bigpeace.com/cglick/2011/01/28/egypt-israel-the-pragmatic-fantasy/
““Seriously… Give me a handjob.” Sterling Archer’
“What, rolling an extra 50 feet to the door would kill you?”
Archer rocks.
Did you watch the season’s first episode last night, GML?
I vote we make Archer an Esteemed Hostage.
2. Gives Rosetta a vegemite sandwich.L
Hahahahaha. Well done, Lord Cuffington.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeG-hNXXy6I
MFM blames violence in Tunisia and Egypt on Palin’s Facebook page and teabaggers in 3 … 2 …
Mubarak: “I am responding to the will of the people who are chanting, ‘Down with the government but not you, Mubarak. You’re all right.'”
Hahahahahaha.
Obama: “I am responding to the will of the people who are chanting, ‘Down with the
governmentdemocrats but not you,MubarakObama. You’re all right.'”Shrillary sent a sternly worded letter, so I imagine that the wogs will settle down now. Smart power and all that.
Don’t forget Sheriff Joe is also laying down the law.
[insert eye roll here]
Fox News is breaking that Mubarak asked his cabinet to resign.
Aggie, what color miniskirt are you wearing right now?
Rosetta, it’s a denim miniskirt.
Alright ladies, gentlemen and Rosetta, it’s drive time. BBL
Jimmy Hussein OhBambi is a lily-livered, chickenshit nancy-boi.
This shit in Egypt seems like a cloud burst.
I haven’t heard anything about this level of discontent.
Andy – BEWARE THE ICE-ENCRUSTED RAIN GUTTERS!!!
Rosetta, rumor has it that someone laced Egypt’s main water supply with a shitload of 100% per gluten.
This may, however, just be a rumor.
This shit in Egypt seems like a cloud burst.
Mubarak has really kept the populace under his boot. We don’t notice because that’s more or less the situation all over the ME.
This made me LOL:
http://tinyurl.com/4h2pfsl
Rosetta, since Hubby will be deployed to the Multinational Force and Observers, he has been doing research on the matter.
This whole debacle was close to boiling over for years, since about 2004. The gamechanger according to some is the Tunisian revolt inspired by the Wikileaks reports. But this has been in a pressure cooker well before that. Factions do NOT want western philosophy taking root in any way, and with Iraq, there is a serious threat to Shari’a and Wahabism. They just needed kindling, and got it from Tunisia.
Rosetta, it’s a denim miniskirt.
MEOW!!!
Rick – It’s the culture. You either get secular, greedy despots or radical, theocratic lunatics who want to burn the world.
Rosetta, what frequency brown note is your stereo playing right now?
Comment by mare on January 28, 2011 4:58 pm
“I don’t approve of that last picture, she’s whorish looking in a skanky white trash way.”
You say that as if its a bad thing.
Rosetta – gout is a bitch, hope you don’t really have it. I used to work with a gentleman who had it & it did not seem fun. On the other hand he watched me collapse from pain on the street in Richardson, TX once and did not bat an eye, so fuck him.
He was a blast to travel with tho, lots of fun in a bar and he drank like a fish. A thirsty fish.
Rosetta – jeebus, you are a GUY? Where’d you get the stones to use an alias like that?
John Kerry (D-Mass.) urged Egyptian protesters to follow the examples of Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr.
Those men were ASSASSINATED!!!
Good tune I just heard in the car:
http://tinyurl.com/46zeumz
This whole debacle was close to boiling over for years, since about 2004. The gamechanger according to some is the Tunisian revolt inspired by the Wikileaks reports. But this has been in a pressure cooker well before that. Factions do NOT want western philosophy taking root in any way, and with Iraq, there is a serious threat to Shari’a and Wahabism. They just needed kindling, and got it from Tunisia.
Wow. I had no idea.
Prayers for your hubby. He’s going to do good thing, Aggie.
“Those men were ASSASSINATED!!!”
HA HA HA, good catch.
Rosetta chose his nick right after his breast implants were healed.
Loved this comment over at Mare’s link about John Kerry’s plea to the people of Egypt:
Did he deliver his message on the internet?
If any of you ever want to go to Vegas or Atlantic City or Tunica, etc. Let me know. I am an independent contractor for Ceasar’s and can put together some smokin’ deals for you.
Clint was asking about deals to Vegas last night or the night before. Perfect timing.
If I ever change my moniker, I’m changing it to “Abe Vigoda’s underwear.”
Ok, off to prepare a fantabulous dinner for Hubby!!
Rosetta, you are a doll, and I lurves you!!
Brad, where are the rest of the bath pics from the Hostagettes??? Are you hoarding them???
Oh, yeah great poat. I liked the tune, I really enjoy most electropop. Gonna play it in my basement from now on. Lots of research goin on there, much obliged.
Does Kerry ever say anything intelligent, even accidentally?
Aggie, what’s the password to the Bubbles site? *kochs at airmail dot net*
Loved your observation about Gandhi and King – you owe me a new keyboard…..
Aggie, no one else has sent me pics of themselves in the bath.
Mare – No.
Rosetta, what frequency brown note is your stereo playing right now?
P flat
Sorry you’re in pain Rosie. When did this start?
Rosie – I sent you a “Get Well” present. I just know you’ll love it!
http://tinyurl.com/4zx58b2
Brad, I have one of HotBride, but I don’t think she would approve.
Here’s a version of it:
If I ever change my moniker, I’m changing it to “Abe Vigoda’s underwear.”
That will increase the number of inappropriate emails you receive from xbrad by 63%.
H/S, I’m really, really hesitant to post something without her permission.
Having said that, she’s smokin’
DO NOT DO AN ONLINE IMAGE SEARCH FOR “GOUT” … just saying.
Yeah, you prolly shouldn’t. I’ll let you know if she’s cool with it.
*sulks*
Rosetta hates my “Get Well” present.
*sobs uncontrollably*
No action taken at this time, HS.
But the other Hostagettes are welcome to submit pics if they want.
Truly, it was just kind of a joke, until I checked my email and saw that nude pic of Aggie in it.
Are those her pubes in the jeans picture?
Hahahaha
Sorry you’re in pain Rosie. When did this start?
I’ve had a messed up foot and ankle for 20 years but the balloon foot only started about 10 days ago.
My left foot doesn’t look as nice as your left foot.
Rosie – I sent you a “Get Well” present. I just know you’ll love it!
http://tinyurl.com/4zx58b2
Worst get well gift ever.
It’s a tat, Sohos.
DO NOT DO AN ONLINE IMAGE SEARCH FOR “GOUT” … just saying.
Holy crap!!! If I get that I’ll cut my own foot off.
Obama is throwing Mubarak under the bus?! HE IS Jimmah Carter!
I TOLD you not to do that, Rosetta!
Rosetta, you need to drink more water.
Boo.
What’d I miss?
What’d I miss?
Just this. . . http://tinyurl.com/4aens2v
MCPO….. wtf?
http://tinyurl.com/4fzqzt2
Rosetta, you need to drink more water.
I drink 3 or 4 big bottles of water a day. But I also eat a lot of duck liver flavored vodka.
I have *GOT* to start logging out of Amazon before clicking on H2 links. I’m getting recommendations for gay lit.
Revvy – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
… this winter has really sucked *eats Keebler Samoas rip-offs*
I keep a bottle of Bombay Saphire in the freezer for HotBride. I ran out of rum a few nights ago, so I had some . I think I just had my first Martini.
Veddy dangerous.
I have *GOT* to start logging out of Amazon before clicking on H2 links. I’m getting recommendations for gay lit.
Cockwarmers: A Love Story.
It only counts as a martini if there’s a bottle of vermouth in the neighborhood, HS.
Rosie, do you primarily drink beer, or do you drink distilled liquors?
I have *GOT* to start logging out of Amazon before clicking on H2 links. I’m getting recommendations for gay lit.
Gay Porn: An In and Out Life, by Ric Thrust.
I have *GOT* to start logging out of Amazon before clicking on H2 links. I’m getting recommendations for gay lit.
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: One of these things is not like the other, by MCPO.
BiW, hahahahahahahaha!!!
Everyone who ever asked me for a martini said “Hold the vermouth”
So I thought the serious drunks like Rosetta thought it was gin only.
Oh Christ… see, THIS is why I hang out here with people 20 years older than me:
(from a Facebook comment)
“Global Warming =/= Global Climate Change.
Global Climate Change, which is what is the true name (Al Gore is meh), is defined as warmer summers and winters, and much more extreme weather. Also, cold winters go in cycles, remember how last year it was really warm? 😛
*The more you know*”
I’m restraining myself from making further comment. It’s painful.
Tran: Legacy
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT – I am out of wine.
Mr. Car In is running out right now to rectify the situation.
Lyme disease can attack a joint like that too Rosetta. I worked with a guy who had a messed up knee. They tried to fix it surgically, and failed. Turns out he had lyme the whole time. He was tested 3 times, and it only showed up the last time.
His Dr told him that it often attacks you at your weakest link.
I met a young man yesterday – conservative. I suggest you hang around Marines.
“distilled liquors”
Otherwise known as spirits.
Stick with me, honey, your poats will be shorter in no time.
Rosie, do you primarily drink beer, or do you drink distilled liquors?
Both.
So. What’s everyone been doing since I left?
“than I”
Gibbs: Being Obama’s Mouthpiece
I met a young man yesterday – conservative. I suggest you hang around Marines.
Actually, a good portion of my friends are in the armed forces, and current beau is USAF. But I’m an art student, so my interaction on a daily basis with such people is quite limited.
Rubber Fists and Latex Underwear: My Petroleum Romance.
Despite the fact that my ankle and my foot are fucked up, he thinks it may be gout. If that’s the case, gout is a PAINFUL motherfucker. When he saw my foot he said, “That’s i
Doesn’t sean have that?
Revvy – “No one ever went broke underestimating the American public.”
Well fuck those cocksuckers. I’m sick of it.
Still laugh my ass off every time I think of it.
. But I’m an art student, so my interaction on a daily basis with such people is quite limited.
Consider yourself an ambassador. Get ’em some fuckin knowledge.
In my experience, if you start throwing facts and figures at them, they’ll short circuit.
Slapping Cocks: Conflict and Infatuation in the Bathhouse
Carin – I’ve been longing for your return.
till laugh my ass off every time I think of it.
I’m glad I could brighten your day, Hotspur.
Carin – I’ve been longing for your return.
NEVER FEAR. I’m back.
AT least until my husband gets home. Then I gotta go eat.
Revvy, how far along is your beau in his quest to join the PJs?
Consider yourself an ambassador. Get ‘em some fuckin knowledge.
In my experience, if you start throwing facts and figures at them, they’ll short circuit.
Causing brain blowouts doesn’t gain one friends, unfortunately.
If its gout beer and wine are bad. I saw no mention of vodka.
Cherries and strawberries are supposed to be very good for gout, and tasty with vodka.
Car in, how is the store doing? About what you figured, better, worse?
Revvy invite that poster to spend a few minutes here. I’m fairly certain it would be an “enjoyable” experience for him/her/it.
I’m older than you, so I could care less if people are idiotic enough to hate me for my politics.
I consider it a screening device. If they’re that shallow, they can take a flying fuck.
But, I do understand. Liberals can’t stand to have their beliefs challenged. So much so that they insulate themselves from any divergent thought.
Kneepads, Chapstick, and the Democrat Party, biography of Keith Olbermann
“Causing brain blowouts doesn’t gain one friends, unfortunately.”
But it may very well help save our republic.
Revvy, how far along is your beau in his quest to join the PJs?
Not far. He’s still waiting on them to get him to basic – originally he was meant to be there already, but it’s been pushed back as far as March now.
Michael’s observation that most avatars face inward in interesting.
His statement that he faces outward because he’s looking for crime is pretty fucking funny too.
And the avatars that face straight on look like psycho killers.
Car in, how is the store doing? About what you figured, better, worse?
I’m not sure. My husband likes to shield me from that stuff. I think it’s doing ok. He’s crazy busy, so I guess that’s a good sign?
Carin – Excellent round-up post at your place this morning, BTW.
BTW, when news came across that Egypt had shut down interwebs, this was the very first thing that popped into my head:
http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/113991/
Well, that and “how will they get porn?”
Except MCPO’s baby kissy face. That doesn’t look psycho. It is psycho but it doesn’t look psycho.
And the avatars that face straight on look like psycho killers
I’m ok with that.
Carin, by saying you cannot challenge liberals beliefs, you’re surely not suggesting that they actually think, are you?
Carin – Excellent round-up post at your place this morning, BTW.
Thank you kind sir.
FRINGE night, MCPO. I think I like this Friday night slot better than their old one.
Clint – Not all beliefs (faith) require thought. For illumination see the koran.
Carin, by saying you cannot challenge liberals beliefs, you’re surely not suggesting that they actually think, are you?
I’m sure they THINK they think. But I’ve always postulated that the reason why we never get trolls – or interesting debate – is that libs REALLY don’t want to read or think about true conservative thought. They don’t read our books. They don’t read our blogs, our magazines, or our newspapers.
That’s why they “appear” to know NOTHING in debates. Because, it’s not just an appearance.
Most of us can give the lefty argument for just about anything – because we’ve actually read through their shit.
Not so for them.
Loves me some FRINGE! Anna Torv is teh hawt!!
Methinks that woman did one or two too many lines of coke in the 80’s.
Well said, Carin. Dinner time. Later taters and taterettes.
Except MCPO’s baby kissy face.
That avatar is iconic of my inner child which I have repressed by beating the shit out of him for 50 years.
I hate to say it but the Friday night slot usually means a program is on the bubble.
Bye-bye Fringe.
I’m older than you, so I could care less if people are idiotic enough to hate me for my politics.
I consider it a screening device. If they’re that shallow, they can take a flying fuck.
But, I do understand. Liberals can’t stand to have their beliefs challenged. So much so that they insulate themselves from any divergent thought.
The thing is, with most kids here they’ve been brought up from the cradle to believe this shit, so I’m challenging like, their ENTIRE WORLD VIEW when I bring up stuff like how bullshit Global Warming is, or that Bush didn’t REALLY bulldoze puppy farms in his free time.
West – Carin didn’t do lines of coke after they took the cane sugar out of it!
Next person to comment on this poat has to drain the uric acid from Rosetta’s taint.
hey guys!
http://is.gd/GkOfXy
Bye-bye Fringe.
Bite your tongue, you miserable SOB! Must you draw all of the light from the world?
Scott has mentioned Lime Disease twice today
And the avatars that face straight on look like psycho killers
I’m ok with that.
That’s why I like you.
hahaha!
That was me under Counts name sorry
That avatar is iconic of my inner child which I have repressed by beating the shit out of him for 50 years.
Has your inner child met pajama momma?
Has anyone watched The Social Network? discuss
Ok, lame attempt at starting a joke thread over.
Cioppino for dinner.
MCPo the Easter Bunny used to exist. I found his remains in the undercarriage of my truck.
I think pajama momma has about eleventy inner children.
http://is.gd/wALBaw
Hey Rosetta!
http://tinyurl.com/4lvd78s
Has your inner child met pajama momma?
PJM is a piker compared to the hurt I put on that little guy.
“GET OUT OF MY HEAD!”
“Shut up!”
“No, you shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!
fin
But I’ve always postulated that the reason why we never get trolls – or interesting debate – is that libs REALLY don’t want to read or think about true conservative thought.
More than that, they can’t stand to be laughed at. They can’t win an argument on the merits so they need a forum where they can dispense their political bullshit with people that will try to argue their bullshit.
Here they would get mocked and they don’t like that shit.
My show Medium ended FOR GOOD last Friday night. I cried.
I know Count. Sorry.
I will blame it on that other stuff in the future.
Just wait till the spin-off Large comes out next year, Sohita.
Anna Torv: http://tinyurl.com/4zuzr4b
Hey Rosetta!
http://tinyurl.com/4lvd78s
Thank you sohitabonita.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOOXOXOXOXOX
Lol Scott that was me on Counts acct
“GET OUT OF MY HEAD!”
“Shut up!”
“No, you shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!
Hey!!! Our inner-children are brothers too!!
Meh… my junk-food show is Supernatural. Pretty boys killing monsters and ghosts. What’s not to like?
Just wait till the spin-off Large comes out next year, Sohita
I hope it’s good b/c I’ve already seen Small
ONE TREE HILL, BIYOTCHES!!!!
Rosie – Are you allowing yourself some booze tonight? ‘Cause if you’re not drinking, I’m not drinking!
I am slow sohos.
We invented that disease, and it was so frustrating seeing people getting sick and Dr’s telling them that nothing was wrong. Kind of like what West went through, and it has messed up a couple of friends of mine. I will never mention it again.
ONE TREE HILL, BIYOTCHES!!!!
Fag.
Rosie – Are you allowing yourself some booze tonight? ‘Cause if you’re not drinking, I’m not drinking!
What do you think?
What do you think?
Vodka shots and a handful of cherries
This small world stuff is starting to make my head hurt.
With today’s technology I could just about hit West’s house with a pumpkin from our store.
No! Scott I just thought it was strange that Lime disease got brought up twice. It is a hideous disease and a friend of mines Mom has it. What is awful is how it messes with your brain. Dont be upset Scott.
Vodka shots and a handful of cherries
Bing cherry salad and vodka on cherry juice ice cubes.
I’m sorry *breaks rule on Hostages*
Mrs Rosie made dinner so it’s time to eat.
BBL!!
This small world stuff is starting to make my head hurt.
With today’s technology I could just about hit West’s house with a pumpkin from our store.
Don’t be throwing pumpkins at our house! Daddy won’t like cleaning pumpkin muck out of the gutters.
Sounds like Scott got a new trebuchet.
Sohos I rarely get upset.
That disease (that I will never refer to again) can live in you for decades without you knowing, and then one day you wake up as a vegetable.
Scary stuff.
No worries Revvy, I don’t know where you live.
Our store is in Southington, and the “Waterbury area” can be very close to us.
grrrrrrrrr – the Girl Scouts cancelled their meeting at the last minute, so Mini-me went to after-school care for nothing.
Not yet Andy, thats a spring – summer thing.
My roof rake kicks ass, need one? I will send you the plans.
Maybe. How long is it? (SYWM!)
I have a store-bought one but I can’t get to the top of the roof with it.
Revvy – If you are still here, I’d like to express my admiration for you. You truly appear to swim against the tide. The tide of indoctrinated, non-thinkers and idiot-savants that swim along the path of least resistance. Not thinking, not reading and simply conforming to the group think around you is easy.
BBiaB
I have a baaaad feeling about my relationship with the Indians tonight…
http://is.gd/GwyRAw
Well, that didn’t take long. Didn’t have to fill one of the propane tanks. The reason my dear sis thought it was empty? The grill didn’t light when she tried to start it. The reason? The valve was closed.
I have a baaaad feeling about my relationship with the Indians tonight…
http://is.gd/GwyRAw
HAHAHAHAHA
The reason? The valve was closed.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Well, in her defense, it is reverse threaded.
Hahahaha.
Did they have shotguns at Little Bighorn?
Andy – I’m glad you avoided the ice-encrusted gutters. How is the little guy getting on with his “new” iPad?
(Lurker) Hubby has gout. For flare ups he drinks 100% cherry juice and eats cherries. Continues to drink. Backs off beer until it clears up. (Back to lurking)
If I refresh this page, Ms. Kristina’s last picture flashes on the screen for a second before it goes to the place-holder.
Cool.
Crazy Bear! Come out and play more often.
Hey Cuffy, are you still around?
Hang on I will measure it Andy.
Okay, I switched bars.
Hi.
And the avatars that face straight on look like psycho killers.
Or messianic figures. Take your pick.
“His Dr told him that it often attacks you at your weakest link.”
Proof that I don’t have it.
It would have hit my brain first.
Indians – 3
GML – 0
staging a comeback, but it appears I’m out numbered.
Strength.
“His Dr told him that it often attacks you at your weakest link.”
Proof that I don’t have it.
It would have hit my brain first.
What are you talking about? It is obviously inflamed. You’re hanging out here.
Revvy – If you are still here, I’d like to express my admiration for you. You truly appear to swim against the tide. The tide of indoctrinated, non-thinkers and idiot-savants that swim along the path of least resistance. Not thinking, not reading and simply conforming to the group think around you is easy.
Sorry, my internets decided to die (the IP service here at school is CRAP). But thanks =). I never paid much attention to this stuff till Dad started getting involved, and I started looking at the same stuff he was. It just made more sense to me than what I was being spoon-fed at school. Plus it addressed a lot of frustrations I had at the time (I’d never been told I was ‘too young to learn’ anything until I went to school – just a lot of things teachers do bug the Hell out of me).
Andy the prototype is 19′.
I have figured out how to cut some weight out of it so I think 28′ would be very possible for under $25.
When I was a kid my parents would drive to Nogales from Phoenix to buy booze. One of the brands was Oso Negro rum. It was 120 proof. The thing that makes me remember it was it came with a little black bear on a chain around the neck of the bottle.
Then we’d find…
osoloco ftw. Rosetta listen to her, your doctor sucks.
Mare found a liquor store!
Then we’d find…
Uncle Bobby behind the woodshed with the donkey?
Uncle Bobby loved that donkey. More than Rosetta loves his goat.
More than $20? Dayum.
Hola!
Man we have a lot of lurkers! Where do they come from?
5 indians are building a fire in my driveway. Should i invite them in? Or get out my Shotgun?
Invite them in, Vmax, and sign the peace accord.
Invite them in, Vmax, and sign the peace accord.
Then get out your shotgun.
Hi Romy!
Drinks are on me!!!!!!!11111Eleventy
Waitress has Tevryn & Jaylyn tatooed on her right arm.
Kids are fucked.
BIW has better plans?
$20?
I must be visiting the wrong departments.
Waitress has Tevryn& Jaylen tatooed on her right arm.
Kids are fucked.
“Mare found a liquor store!”
No I haven’t, Scott and I’m woefully sober. BOOOOOOOOOO!
This weekend I’m finding one or I’m not coming home.
This weekend I’m finding one or I’m not coming home.
*steadies self for A World Without Mare™*
I want my Pom juice, fresh lime and lots of it and a wee bit of vodka.
And by “wee bit” I mean this filled:
http://tinyurl.com/4e36jx2
Nice. The store-bought one is only 16′.
Inadequate.
*pinches Mare’s ass*
*hands her a rum & tonic*
Sit down and tell me a story.
I could have sworn that said “porn juice”
Vmax, I have a nice red wine to go with the cioppino. Want some?
Andy and Scott seem crafty tonight.
Hotspur, It was a dark and stormy night on the northern coast of Ireland and Captain said, “mate tell me a story, so the mate began……It was a dark and stormy night……..
Ocean? Did someone say ocean?
http://tinyurl.com/4byxkok
Thanks Andy, they are now $70.
Not for you though.
That made me LOL MCPO!
Sure Romy,
I am just pounding shots. It is Friday, I can slow down and enjoy a few with you. Thanks!
“Waitress has Tevryn& Jaylen tatooed on her right arm.
Kids are fucked.”
hahahahahahaha….Isn’t it fun to people watch? The human condition is often perplexing.
Did anybody fart on anybody else’s pillow today?
Hahahaha
Mare, I tell that to my grandkids all the time. They laugh their asses off.
I also do Pete and Repeat went up in a plane, Pete jumped out. Who was left?
They’ll do it for 20 minutes and laugh their asses off until the other adults tell me to stop.
FRINGE!
Did anybody fart on anybody else’s pillow today?
Why? Do you want your pillow back?
“Waitress has Tevryn& Jaylen tatooed on her right arm.”
Left arm says Garavellin and Garyn?
FRINGE!
Okay…
http://tinyurl.com/4ngexcb
Everytime I see Rosetta’s first pic in this poat It looks like he’s getting ready to fart on Floyd.
Animal cruelty.
Bad Rosetta.
Dinner was great, and so far I’m at two Indians.
It’ll be more before the night is out.
Shit, Scott, you’re on your own right now.
So Aggie, which Blue Rodeo albums have you bought?
BisW, I really like the one song you linked to last night, and the album came out in 2009, I think.
Purchasing CDs will have to wait until Hubby leaves this Monday. Then I’ll be pulling every song I can find on iTunes or whatever my son does and putting them in my mp3 player, so I can cry in my beer.
Here they would get mocked and they don’t like that shit.
Sort of like I get mocked for trying to teach you people Pure Lutheran Doctrine™.
But I’m not a liberal. I don’t give up. Ima gonna save your souls if it kills me.
Hey Cuffy, are you still around?
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/tucker.gif
Ummm, yeah, Pupster, I’m still around. If by “around” you mean “tucking my junk and dancing around like Buffalo Bill.”
PS: for the life of me, I don’t remember the genesis of my “Tucker” nickname. Jazz had something to do with it & now he’s gone. http://is.gd/xK7e8O
aaaand back to BFBC2 (Vietnam!) – CHARLIE! He’s in the trees!
Ima gonna save your souls if it kills me.
We get saved and Michael dies.
Win/win!
BisW, I really like the one song you linked to last night, and the album came out in 2009, I think.
2010 here in the states.
Ima gonna save your souls if it kills me.
Nope. I’m gonna remain unluthernized. Its enough that I am pro-test-ant.
Cool! I just remembered my brother gave me a $50 Amazon gift card, and I will be using it to purchase a few CDs, BisW.
Michael – I’m an agnostic, but I would like a copy of your newsletter.
Sorry, Michael. The Catholics claimed my soul a long time ago.
Comes with being Hispanic.
The thing is, with most kids here they’ve been brought up from the cradle to believe this shit….
When DD#1 was up there, the Dems took back Congress (2006). We got a phone call that night from her: “Mommy, I’m surrounded by Democrats!!!!! I need to talk to somebody sane!!!!!!!”
Apparently the kids in her dorm were cheering up a storm – she thought they were all idiots…..
Cool! I just remembered my brother gave me a $50 Amazon gift card, and I will be using it to purchase a few CDs, BisW.
If you’re looking for recommendations:
The Things We Leave Behind
Five Days In July
Diamond Mine
Lost Together
That will get you some great cryin in your beer songs.
… and she was right!
MCPO, look and weep
http://www.airliners.net/photo/USA—Navy/LTV-A-7…-Corsair/0691993/L/
great, TiF.
You raised smart kids.
Thank you!
Sorry, Michael. The Catholics claimed my soul a long time ago.
Comes with being Hispanic.
Is anybody else suddenly terrified?
*locks door*
Thanks BisW.
*serves BisW chocolate mousse*
xBrad – Vikings and Whales too. What a waste!
Wow Xbad
Titanic is on. Has anyone ever seen it?
Sohos – Too many times. It was #1 son’s GF favorite movie.
Soohoo–I’ve only ever seen the part where…
*SPOILER ALERT*
…the ship hits the iceberg and sinks.
Never sohos. I wrote Cameron off a long time ago, along with DiCaprio.
When DD#1 was up there, the Dems took back Congress (2006). We got a phone call that night from her: “Mommy, I’m surrounded by Democrats!!!!! I need to talk to somebody sane!!!!!!!”
Apparently the kids in her dorm were cheering up a storm – she thought they were all idiots…..
Yeah, there have been a few classes that I made a weekly habit of calling my Dad after because the teachers drive me nuts. One teacher actually managed to ruin what SHOULD HAVE BEEN my favorite class – Graphic Novel. This guy managed to ruin COMIC BOOKS for me!!
I wrote Cameron off a long time ago, along with DiCaprio.
Right there with you on both counts, Aggs.
It is like die hard and ALWAYS on
Titanic wasn’t so bad.
Long.
But we got to see Kate’s bewbs.
… crap, I forgot to close a tag I think.
Revvy – That’s 2. Want me to fix it?
It is like die hard
One can never have too much Bruce Willis.
Fixt.
is every one of hotspur’s comments going to spam?
I’ve got about 80 million emails over the past couple of days saying that’s happening. I can’t figure out why.
Hudson.
Hawk.
Nah it’s fine, at least I didn’t break the whole blog this time.
Also, the fact that my dog’s name is Corbin Dallas should be enough explanation on my opinion of Bruce Willis.
One can never have too much Bruce Willis.
Demi Moore apparently disagreed.
Titanic is on. Has anyone ever seen it?
Yes. In the theatre. People kept leaning in closer so they could hear what I was telling Mrs. BiW about the different people in the movie.
I admit Hudson Hawk wasn’t the greatest willis flick. But all he wanted was a cup of cofee, and you can’t fault a man for that.
As to Demi…look who she’s with, and look at her career. Now look at who Willis is with, and look at his career.
Demi was stupid.
So BiW was the prick that wouldn’t shut up when I saw it.
I liked Tears of the Sun
Titanic is on. Has anyone ever seen it?
DD#1 was an impressionable young teenager when it first came out – she and her friends COULDN’T.STOP.TALKING.ABOUT.IT. She got the Titanic poster for her bedroom that year. We got the DVD. We got the CD from the movie. We got the sheet music so she could play “My Heart Will Go On” on the piano. Over and over and over and over…..
So BiW was the prick that wouldn’t shut up when I saw it.
No, I was the prick who puts some people in some learnin’ when they saw it.
And it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Your hand wasn’t putting out afterward, anyway.
nevermind.
I hate all of you.
I was living in Manhattan Xbad when they filmed HH.
While not a actor I snuck into a the movie,
Over and over and over and over…..
I was s-o-o-o sick of it, that when #1 son left for school, I made him take the damned DVD with him.
I hate all of you.
So?
I knew a parking lot for the carnival scene. It was labeled extras only. I thought it was extra parking only.
My Bad.
But I made the film
I hate all of you.
Really? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure I don’t hate any of you. Except for Michael, and let’s face it, he likes it better that way.
You get smooches, PJM.
I actually had a date with a real live girl with no valve stem that night, BiW…
Aggie I met Bruce Willis and I got to tell him that I had his “David Addison” poster on my wall
Sorry, PJM, but I’m not an admin here.
The interesting thing was that DD#1 and her friends were all just at that age where they were starting to truly begin to understand what it means to lose someone that you love. I think that’s why the movie resonated so much with them. And since it was based on something that really did happen, it got them interested in learning more about it in real life.
So it had some redeeming value…..
Uh, never saw Hudson Hawk…
I actually had a date with a real live girl with no valve stem that night, BiW…
In that case, I apologize for wrecking her mood for you.
Sohos, that’s a trip!
I Have Both of Bruce Willis’ CDs.
Uh, never saw Hudson Hawk…
It’s like you hate me.
For those of you who missed the announcement earlier this afternoon, there will be no Summary poat tonight – lots of stuff going on at the TiFW household today, and slow going on the overnight and morning threads…..
Lots of good stuff this afternoon and tonight, so should have enough for a thread tomorrow!
It’s like you hate me.
I’m just a tad jealous of all that time you’re spending with your husband.
I’m just a tad jealous of all that time you’re spending with your husband.
I saved you some chocolate mousse, too 🙂
Ok, time to go watch a movie. I think tonight’s flick-of-the-week is Zombie Strippers.
Y’all have a goodnight!
What were you talking about in the movie BiW?
XB<3Aggie
I was pointing out some of the people…Bella and Isadore Strauss, Bruce Ismay, etc.
xBrad ♥ Aggie
Get it right.
MCPO,
I don’t love her that much.
Where did everyone go?
Right! I love that part, Molly Brown, Rockafeller (sp) etc
You scared them away…
Where did everyone go?
Well, the midget hookers arrived. You didn’t think I’d stay here talking to you, did you?
I’m gonna put up a new, faster poat, K?
For those of you who missed the announcement earlier this afternoon, there will be no Summary poat tonight
Great. The one day I had stuff do to thet kept me from reading the non-stop hilarity here and there’s no summary.
*shakes fist at snow-filled clouds
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!</i?
I’m still here, I just have nothing to add to the conversation.
I’m still here, I just have nothing to add to the conversation.
Don’t let that stop you.
I was playing the stupid Angry Birds game on the iPad. What’d I miss?
New and improved crappy poat up!!
Stay here if you don’t wanna hang with the cool kids.
Titanic? Really?
Wake me up when that POS is over.
Comes with being Hispanic.
Aw c’mon. You don’t have to be Catholic. There are Hispanic Lutherans.
Three, last time we counted.
The one day I had stuff do to thet kept me from reading the non-stop hilarity here and there’s no summary.
There is no summary because there was no non-stop hilarity. You didn’t miss anything…..
YOU’RE the one who told me to take a break every now and then, remember?
Hello All!
ok…
back from my last trip of the week…. already downed one 151 bomber…..
*thinks to self… rammming sppeeeedd!!*
here goes:
Challenger 57 Crew – Godspeed! You’re missed.
Rosetta – hope you are drunk and the hoof pain is less. Check this out:
http://tinyurl.com/4hn9uxt
you may only need one:
http://tinyurl.com/ycesll6
sham wow:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt0fKC_VRnBQQjvvWDLV61XMmZ_fWtZYmHEef_O5fy-xSlu1qQ&t=1
“Does the tattoo on the mons pubis make (her) more or less attractive?”
True Story: I was once (and only once), at this highly respectable drinking establishment outside of some Forsaken Canuckian town when a fine young maiden walked onto the stage and proceeded to display her art work….. it was a set of wings, quite ornate and looming large over her pudendal cleft. The “Art Work” proudly displayed what I could only assume was the current Pilot in Command… “Pierre Only and Always”
she didn’t receive many tips….. i believe this was because she was so chaste that the patrons didn’t want to insult her delicate sensibilities…
Cathy and I had some fun on a vacation in Brazil. While we were there, we went to two Lutheran services, one in Rio (white congregation) and one in Salvador (black congregation). It was a hoot. They were totally surprised by an American couple walking through the door. These were not tourist neighborhoods. We could pretty much follow the service, even though it was in Portuguese. At the first congregation, I had enough German to be able to talk to the pastor’s wife. The black congregation had a white pastor that spoke English. They were incredibly hospitable.