Welcome to Big Boob Friday™–Pinch hitting addition. While Rosetta figures out a way to keep his cell mates from dorking his squeekhole and how to post bail, I offer you this humble post.
Our model, Daphne Rosen, hails from the land of the Israel, and sports a nice pair of 34Gs. When she’s not solving poincare conjecture, she’s renting out her body for cash.
Here’s some shit that happened today.
1910–The first nobel prizes were handed out. What started out as guilt for creating a fairly deadly, yet useful substance, has led to guilt in another form.
1948–The United Nations adopted the Universal Declaration on Human Rights. This asshole is actually on the Women’s Rights Council.
1951–ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard was born.
1985–A Bill to balance the federal budge passes congress. Um, little help.
This is an abbreviated edition, so lets bring on the cans!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Friday has been saved! Frost!
she SCARES me
Me too. But I dated a girl who could be her twin except for the giant boobs.
BBF: Hanukkah Edition
Well done, MJ!
Hahahaha
For once sohos’ aren’t bigger.
Hotspur, does she sell online?
And Brad, clean up a tag over at your blog!
Not bad for a rookie. Hotspur, what’s new and exciting in your neck of the woods?
Aggie, she has an Etsy store.
http://www.etsy.com/people/kpglassjewelry1?ref=ls_profile
Brew, not much. Trying to get foundations in the ground when it’s fucking freezing.
I’m sending you a huge ass snow storm tomorrow so that should help too.
The Bewbs are here! The Bewbs are here!
(But the last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in its mouth. Yeesh.)
HUGE ASS SATURDAY!
What a great idea, brew.
That first picture, uhm…
I dated a girl who could be her twin
Nevermind.
Mine keep shrinking 🙂
Pups, when hotspur is done with the storm he will send it to you.
Hi sohos! *waves*
I’m lost, did Clinton become President again when the Dems lost the midterms? He’s up behind the podium right now and — unlike Obama — he’s taking questions.
Can anybody think of a better holiday gift than being able to watch statist heads explode? I can’t.
heh, from a secret meeting to a Clinton presidential press conference, eh?
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER MOTHERFUCKING TITBAGS ARE FAKER THAN OBAMAS GODDAMN PATRIOTISM!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE 3 BULLWHIPS SHOVED UP MY ASS?!
BUTTFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha.
Dems: Help us Billy Wan Clinobi, you’re our only hope.
Okay, Obama has left the room to literally spend time with his family and Clinton continued to take questions.
Barry is done being president. He’s golfing and delegating ’til 2012.
Please let Bill Clinton say something about Hillary. That would be perfect.
Mine keep shrinking 🙂
http://tinyurl.com/35y3hnn
Poor SoHoS!! – Down to double Ds???
On the other hand, maybe this is supposed to reassure me that Obama is getting wise council.
It isn’t.
It’s making me nostalgic for the days when Monica Lewinsky was the biggest political story of the day.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/12/sources.html
Fixt it for you, Aggie.
**lights a smoke**
It was good for me too, baby.
Obama was speaking with Clinton? Wha…??
It was good for me too, baby.
HAHAHAHA!!!
I called in sick today. I wasn’t sick, just needed a break. Does that make me a bad person? As a consultant I do not get paid if I don’t work so its not like stealing, right? *drinks another beer*
I bet Daphne has back problems.
Obama has left the room to literally spend time with his family
What – did they already pass around the collection plate? Oh, this wasn’t a fund raiser?
Hi Brewfan! *thinks lovingly on when Brew asked me if I knew who he was* so cute….
Barry claimed he’d kept Meanchelle waiting for half an hour already and excused himself. BillyJeff has been talking alone to the press for like 20 minutes now.
I bet the press corpse-men have boners.
*thinks lovingly on when Brew asked me if I knew who he was*
hahaha! And I was wearing a Packer hat! Doh! But you’ll have to forgive me because I’ve always been shy and awkward around beautiful women.
Brew, we used to call that calling in tired…
I’ve always been shy and awkward around beautiful women.
Then you should have felt comfortable and at ease with me 😉
Billy Jeff has no hope of getting Teh iWon to move towards the center. OhBambi was raised and educated as a radical socialist, it’s all he knows. He’s a crappy leftist foisted on the American people by Soros and his filk aided and abetted by the leftist media.
“Damn you! Damn you all to hell!”
hahaha! And I was wearing a FudgePacker hat!
Fixt
Brew – I knew it was you the minute I saw you. I mean, who else would be seen in public with Hotspur without a couple of hookers?
Hey, my hooker hadn’t arrived yet. Then Mrs. Peel showed up.
“Okay, Obama has left the room to literally spend time with his family and Clinton continued to take questions.”
Unbelievable.
Peel was so cute. I thought, “Wonder who was dumb enough to bring their daughter?”
Clinton is still speaking to the press, alone. If this continues much longer, I say we sue under the 22nd Amendment.
I need to make it to the next Meat Up.
Speaking of…. are we still doing a Hill Country Meat Up after Christmas?
hotspur started hitting on me then MCPO got there and rescued me.
Brew – Good thing that bar didn’t run out of beer!
Aggie – Bring your drinking and laughing clothes!
I hope so Aggie
Bring your drinking and laughing clothes!
So, clothing is mandatory. Good to know.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/12/10/obama_ditches_tax_cut_presser_after_bill_clinton_takes_control.html
then MCPO got there and rescued me.
What – did he sweep you into his manly arms and carry you away?
So, clothing is mandatory.
Not really. Think of it more as a chance to accessorize.
agile, hows the pup? If you would have been there Friday night we could have sic’d him on hotspur.
I guess other presidents have left press conferences before, but I think we all know that BamBam wasn’t going to spend time with Michelle – there was just something better on ESPN…..
It’s gonna get REALLY interesting these next 2 years – the Socialists/Communists (who are all that’s left of the Democrat Congress) are already sharpening their long knives for the fight. I’m betting Bammy doesn’t show up for work the next 24 months –
I only observed one man on man bit of action, and I was not one of them.
I only observed one man on man bit of action, and I was not one of them.
hahaha!
I’m mostly wondering how much more Clinton we’re going to see, or if this is really a one-time thing.
Hotspur, your daughter does beautiful work. I’m all tapped out for Christmas, but I’ve added her to my Etsy faves!
Youse guys lemme know what the Hill Country meat-up details are – if I can work it into my schedule, I’ll drag Mr. TiFW and whichever kids get consigned to the parental van along with us (one of the kids is bringing their own car so the older ones can ditch us when things get too boring…..).
Speaking of kids, DD#1 managed to bend the rim on her brand new car (to the tune of $600). She met Mr. TiFW for lunch and took the car to Discount Tire to have it replaced (after calling us crying last night at 9:00 in a part of town she wasn’t familiar with – thank goodness for cell phones and AAA).
Mr. TiFW let her borrow his truck until her car is fixed this afternoon – she managed to back it into a post (which she swears she never saw, even after looking behind her) and mess up the back bumper and light (which Mr. TiFW JUST replaced less than 6 months ago after the same.thing.happened. with a different driver).
They leave home, but they don’t really leave……
Can you imagine W, at the nadir of his popularity swoon, leaving Reagan speaking at a presser so we could remind ourselves how much we really loved him and relive the good ol’ days for a moment?
That’s exactly what doofus just did for the left.
Pave the way for Queen Cankles in the ’12 primary.
They leave home, but they don’t really leave……
We are planning on moving once they leave. Address: unknown.
If Hillary runs in the 2012 primary, I may have to vote in that one.
Kel’s making a double batch peanut brittle and I’m drinking tequila.
That’s gourmet right there!
Dick, I envy you. I have to go shave and shower and iron a shirt for the company Christmas party. I shouldn’t have agreed to go. An open bar is worthless if I can’t actually risk enjoying it.
I had to fix my both the car and the truck today. I deserve a special big boobed girl all my own.
Ouch! http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/12002968980086/clues-found-in-milton-could-indicate-nc-teen-fell-from-plane/
For HM:
http://tinyurl.com/2cr87mt
Thanks Aggie. I didn’t realize purple was your color.
For Andy:
http://tinyurl.com/2gecpt
HM, if I looked like that, I wouldn’t be here 😉
This is gonna be a tough week to pick the Obamateurism: http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2010/12/obama-honors-nobel-winner-statement-about-himself
Great, the boobs are here. I just wish my frankensack would let me enjoy ’em. Gaaahhhh!!!
*passes out from da pain.
I deserve a special big boobed girl all my own.
I’m sorry, Jazz already left for the day.
Rush has got to be pissed that tomorrow is Saturday.
I think it’s telling that the presser happened after Rush’s show today, and not at the noon hour.
Perfect Friday evening.
Sounds like the start to one. How frisky is Kelley feeling? 🙂
Well, considering that tomorrow will be in the 80s, I’m glad tomorrow is Saturday.
Rich, did you get ‘fixed’?
leon – if you can’t drink heavily at the company event, don’t go. The pain ain’t worth it otherwise.
Here’s how my Saturday is shaping up: http://forecast.weather.gov/showsigwx.php?warnzone=WIZ058&warncounty=WIC027&firewxzone=WIZ058&local_place1=Juneau+WI&product1=Winter+Storm+Warning
I RSVP’d for the dinner. If I don’t go now, I’ll need an excuse.
“If I don’t go now, I’ll need an excuse.”
You were too drunk to drive..
Here’s how my Saturday is shaping up
And ahead of your Wisconsin storm, I’ll be on an Ohio river blowing the shit out of the ducks it chases my way.
If I don’t go now, I’ll need an excuse.
Crabs. They never ask for an explanation after you say “crabs”.
The good news Brewfan? You can hardly tell the difference between -10 and -30.
The fireplace is ready to go, Dick. The beer stock is refreshed. I am ready.
brew – all our dogs tested positive for Lyme – the tick population exploded around here in October when we got some rain. Beta has just finished (Wed) her treatment, and I can see the difference in no antibiotics – she is one wild and crazy dog right now. Plus she seems to enjoy the cold (8 degrees here this morning).
I screwed up – Beta was too well socialized – I can’t hardly get her to bite anybody. I’ll bring the “old man” the next time.
Hooker took your keys.
The good news Brewfan? You can hardly tell the difference between -10
and -30.
Ain’t that the truth. This storm has the makings of one bad mofo; lots of snow, then lots of wind, then mega-cold. FML.
If I don’t go now, I’ll need an excuse.
Tell them it your time of the month. That seems to shut everyone up.
Brew – Wanna borrow one of my snow shovels?
Have to get rid of the dead hooker.
Everybody’s had that problem now and again, right?
Hahahahaha
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704457604576011542286510636.html
I’ll bring the “old man” the next time.
I’m not driving all the way up there just so your dogs can gnaw on me!
brew – all our dogs tested positive for Lyme
Dammit! Sounds like you caught it in time though if the antibiotics are helping.
Well, that was interesting. First time I’ve seen a Presidency self-destruct in realtime.
Ask someone else to take your place.
Brew – Wanna borrow one of my snow shovels?
Can we fit a plow on the front of the Rascal?
“Can we fit a plow on the front of the Rascal?”
Yep, I have shipped several.
Sounds like you caught it in time though if the antibiotics are helping.
It definitely helped for the two younger ones. The old guy (10 y/o) has multiple diseases – Lyme plus another tick-borne. He is not fully responding yet – may need to treat longer. Off to the vet next week for another round of blood tests to see how they are.
We are some of the few people whom it makes sense to have that pet insurance – it actually saves us some money.
Did you run today Car in?
Yes I did, MJ. 7.5 miles. Felt good.
Hi Car in! *waves*
I’m not driving all the way up there just so your dogs can gnaw on me!
Come on, MCPO! This guy is getting hungry – do you know how much it costs to feed him?
WTF did I miss? What did Obambi do? Someone fill me in.
I was running and moving weights around.
TELL ME.
Hi brew.
Car in, Obama appointed Bill Clinton Assistant President.
PLEASE. PLEASE.
http://tinyurl.com/34ovfff
This guy is getting hungry
You act like I didn’t see the video of the dog and the ball!
Car in
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/12/10/obama_ditches_tax_cut_presser_after_bill_clinton_takes_control.html
What did Obambi do?
Held a joint White House presser with Clinton and LEFT in the middle of it. Clinton had the podium to himself for a half hour.
Scott – Self-centered liar or vaginally-trained cuckold?
Ha ha ha …
“I don’t want to make her mad, please go,” Clinton told Obama.
You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
Night, all. I hear several beers calling me.
Car in, Obama appointed Bill Clinton Assistant President.
Ha ha ha …
Kitty’s crying again. I dunno.
Shaved and showered, found an unwrinkled shirt so I’m skipping the ironing. Wife is stuck on I-94 and arguing over whether we should just meet there. I’m just not in enough of a hurry to do that.
Car in, go pet that poor kitteh.
Can’t keep the First Klingon waiting.
Oh, poor cat, Carin. He needs some serious TLC.
Prayers for the kitty. I have to go change.
I bet Bubba offered to take the press conference for Obama. Just happy to help out, you know. Go on to your party, buddy, I got this. You’re welcome.
Heh.
OK, so I just saw that tragiocomic vid of the Clinton-Obama presser, and I had a flashback to Kanye’s “Imma let you finish” move on Taylor Swift.
“Imma let you go to Michelle, but you have to admit that I was the greatest President evah.”
“Here’s some excellent ‘splodey for you, Aggie:”
WTF? Did Roamy divorce xBad or something?
PA, Roamy has the keys to my place. I made sure she saw it.
Night, all. I hear several beers calling me.
Why can’t you make the beers come to you?
PATTYANN!!!!
You did an awesome job on Teresa’s avatar. And no, Brad is still with Roamy. I’m just a side dish 😉
Car in, go pet that poor kitteh.
Oh, I did better than that. We heated up the water bottle, got his favorite blanket and got him all comfy in front of a heater 😉
He’d been sleeping ON my son for a while, but when he got up and started walking around he started crying.
They put the fluids just under his skin, and it will slowly be absorbed (and hopefully make him feel better). But for a day or so, the fluid is this HUGE bulb hanging from his frame. He may be crying because of that. Kinda a WTF cry?
Carin, you linked a song from the 80’s you hate, Boom Boom. God as my witness, I’ve never heard that song before. Disco wasn’t my thing.
disco wasn’t my thing either. But I bartended where the $$ was.
Lauraw’s crackhead needs some holiday spirit.
Of course, mare, maybe you were too drunk to memember the song?
I don’t know how long these fluid treatments are going to do anything
Hahaha, Aggie
No, I really didn’t drink that much back then. College yes, after not so much. But I didn’t hang out in dance places too much. I mean bars with areas to dance. I don’t like to dance.
Lauraw’s crackhead needs some holiday spirit.
It’s fine. That thing on top is an antler.
I thought that was your twin’s vestigal arm?
Hahahaha michigan’s cheerleaders are flat chested. But I like that.
Hi PattyAnn! *waves*
Hi Mare! *waves*
*Tackles PattyAnn and Mare and gives them the ‘cheddar cheese curd’*
*smooch, brew
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/help-me-bubba-wan-youre-my-only-hope/
And no, Brad is still with Roamy. I’m just a side dish
Hahahahaha! As long as I get ‘splodey, I can share.
This is a drive-by comment – off to Mr. RFH’s company Christmas party. Food and drinks with people I don’t know! If the band will play something slow, I might get a dance.
I got stuck planning the Xmas party at work, so we’re going to the pottery place and paint pottery on company time.
It’s just too, too funny about the temperature at the Global Warming Summit being in Cancun, where they are experiencing the lowest temperatures in 100 years. Kinda makes you think that someone up there is trying to tell these folks sumpin’, don’t it?
What is this, like the 4th or 5th time this has happened so far? After a while, you’d think someone would start to get a clue…..
Is this still a food blog? If so you apparently have to try fried gnocchi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXy12xVnRs#t=0m4s
I love fried ravioli.
Hi Tats! *waves*
Hi Brew
How’s life?
Hi Teresa! *waves*
That fried gnocchi video is pretty funny.
He’s lucky he didn’t get hurt. Hot oil burns are not so funny.
How’s life?
Excellent! When you get to be my age just waking up means its going to be a good day 🙂
Hi lauraw! *waves*
Is it too early to start planning the next CT meat up?
Hi Teresa! *waves*
Hi lauraw! *waves*
Jeeze Brew, do you have to be such a blatant slut?
Hahahahahahaha!
http://twitter.com/#!/thegoldfarb/status/13351117429673984
Jeeze Brew, do you have to be such a blatant slut?
Is that a trick question?
Hi Andy! *waves*
*will they buy it?*
Hey, Brew.
Keep that global warming over there, will ya’. Sheesh, it’s colder than a well-digger’s ass outside.
Hi, Brew! *waves* (Sorry, stepped away for a few minutes, so I missed you when you waved at me……)
I would like you guys to know that I really don’t like John Wayne.
I would like you guys to know that I really don’t like John Wayne.
*Removes Tats from will*
My Secret Santa present should be delivered by the 11th, so I’ve done my duty as the “giver” – hope the “givee” likes their present! It’s funny, but nice…..
Rosetta is doing Missouri in Spring Brewfan! That’s the next biggie.
I would love to do another biggie CT shindig but don’t know if I’m doing one for 2011 because other folks want to have one in their neck of the woods next year too. I postulate that it’s not good to plan too many of these in one year because it thins out the crowd too much. Some people just can’t be away three-four times a year. So they have to pick just one (or two) meetups to attend. Too many, and the hosts of the successive parties will likely get shorted for guests.
So it’s good if we don’t Bigfoot each other. I think. You should correct me if you think I’m wrong.
I think the Michigan folks want to do Summer or Fall, IIRC.
This is a Sharing Thing.
*Removes Tats from will*
I like Clint Eastwood tho. Does that count?
“If you love baseball you loved Ron Santo”
Read this or you’re going to get herpes
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/111691139.html
So somehow next year I’m s’posed to cram in a trip to Manitoba, CA, MO, and TX? Uhh, guys some of those aren’t going to happen. And since I’m presenting at a conf in Manitoba that one’s a must. And the best friend is living in CA so that one’s a must.
I like Clint Eastwood tho. Does that count?
*puts Tats back in will, she gets my collection of Modern Nerd magazines*
It’d be simpler if you just said you hated me.
I could do that. But then Xbrad would be in here again asking if I was lesbian. So, I hate John Wayne, but I lurve you dick.
Excellent, Brew.
It’d be simpler if you were a liberal.
In that case, you can kiss my ass and I don’t wanna talk to you no more.
*mutters*
*Dick’s is calling me bad names*
*butthead*
Rosetta is doing Missouri in Spring Brewfan! That’s the next biggie.
Are you going to be there? Its not the same if you’re not there.
It’s tough for me to go anywhere, but I will try like Hell to be there Brewfie!
…and you tell your heartburn to take a walk next time! We missed you like crazy at dinner and Van Party!
It’s tough for me to go anywhere,
I will chip in for you to hire a temp so you can go!
…and you tell your heartburn to take a walk next time! We missed you like crazy at dinner and Van Party!
I seek redemption! I’m going to premedicate with a gallon of Mallox the night before!
You know what? We should ask Rosie if he can find out where a bunch of us can rent a cottage or two near the meetup for the weekend. Probably be way cheaper than hotel.
He had asked me to do that for the CT meetup back in 2009, but there really is no such thing as rental cottages in that part of CT. I bet MO has more of that.
Tell us why you “really don’t like John Wayne”
B/c I find his one character to be an aggravating asshole.
She is going.
Special prayer request for my niece, Amanda. She had open heart surgery on Wednesday, and will have to have another procedure in about a week. She’s up and moving around, but in a lot of pain. She’s such a sweet kid – this is an awful lot for a 26-year-old to have to go through.
Here’s part of her husband’s FB posting from Tuesday night:
They’ve had to put family plans on hold until all of Amanda’s heart issues are resolved. I’m hoping that these surgeries will finally cure what’s been ailing her for the past few years. They’ve spent a LOT of time in Cleveland over the past few months…..
Hahahahahaha
Linked on Mortis’ FaceMonkey page: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f4f444a8fe/demonstration-fail?ref=nf
I bet MO has more of that.
Maybe rosetta has a spare room in the double-wide?
How so?
I’m missing something.
Really?
Watch McLintock again. Admittedly I get tired of the Taming of the Shrew storyline which might be part of my bias as this was my first Wayne movie.
Should probably avoid any cottages in East St. Louis.
Should probably avoid
any cottages inEast St. Louis.FTFY
If’n you guys are looking for a place with cabins/cottages, Mr. TiFW’s family goes to a place outside of Uvalde, Texas every year. Unfortunately, it’s out in BFE, so everyone would have to bring along their own food to cook, but the cabins have HVAC, refrigerators, microwaves, ovens, and TVs (hey, it’s as “primitive” as this city gal is willing to go).
There’s a river for swimming, and all sorts of fun activities available like horseback riding, animal feeding, canoeing, tubing, etc. The place is called Park Chalk Bluff, and they have a website. They are under new management, and they are building a LOT of new cabins each year. You can also camp out and/or bring an RV.
There’s less demand for cabins during the week – the weekends in the summertime fill up pretty fast…..
>> If’n you guys are looking for a place with cabins/cottages, Mr. TiFW’s family goes to a place outside of Uvalde, Texas every year. Unfortunately, it’s out in BFE
Ummm … no. That kind of misses the point.
Cuffy?
http://bit.ly/eMNOg8
MO. My job is getting MCPO there, and a couple dogs and maybe some other stuff
Now, would you be a doll and grab me a brew before ya get started on those dishes?
*Slaps Tats on the ass*
*hands Dick a Natty light*
Enjoy.
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Restrepo/70129360?trkid=1996922#height1751
Anyone interested in a supposedly great Mil documentary for friday. I’ve heard great things about “Restrepo,” but I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet. It’s on Netflix instant view for anyone looking for something to do.
Feel free to watch it, and rip it apart.
MO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBoL_UgK-N8
Stinky Seaman?
Eat some mangos.
Tats!!!!! Please take me back!!!!!!!!
The fridge is full of ’em, plan on drinking that for a long, long, long time.
LOL stinky seamen. Son, you gotta think three steps ahead of these folks.
jakeman… almost shit myself laughing… i didn’t quite know how to express the face thing…. you nailed? it…. bravo!
brefan – it’s called “collecting your thoughts” and reviewing paperwork…
I have to go shave and shower and iron a shirt for the company Christmas party. I shouldn’t have agreed to go. A gay bar is worthless if I can’t actually risk enjoying it
Hi Stinky!
This is all of the stuff that my niece has experienced over the last 3 years:
I figure Roamy and PattyAnn can relate to all of this…..
Have I mentioned recently that I live on a PRIVATE LAKE IN THE WOODS?
Just saying. Hotels 2.5 miles away. Room for campers on my property.
Justsaying.
Stinky’s allowed to post old shit.
This time.
Hey, Stinky! Glad to have you on board – someone’s gotta keep your old man on the straight and narrow (and Kelly can’t always be there…..)
Teresa, I can’t even imagine the pain from open heart surgery. Prayers for your niece to get past all the pain.
Dick, with my cat (iggie) the fluids are just a boost for his failing kidneys. I think we can get a week out of ’em or more.
Stinky works for netflix.
Aunt update:
Not much. She may need open hear surgery. Or not.
Prayers for Teresa’s niece.
Sorry, Carin, I must have missed about your Aunt and your cat. Hope they both get better.
Wow TiF!
Hi Carin! is your private lake stocked with BIG fish?
“Room for campers on my property.”
SHHHH!
Tent city.
PA!
Love to you, vmax
PA, my dad had a quadruple bypass 5 years ago – the pain is pretty bad, to hear him tell it. Amanda was NOT looking forward to having to go through it again.
Thanks for the prayers, everyone – I know that Amanda and her husband really appreciate them (and so do I).
My lake has lotsa fish, yes Vman.
Thanks PA. I got the news yesterday, but I wasn’t able to call her until tonight.
Hi, Scott Sweetie!
#
SHHHH!
Tent city.
#
That would be so cool.
Did I mention the chickens?
private lake in the woods…. a long long way from help…. no one can hear you scream….
movie tag line:
Murder:
Cougars Gone Wild
I am so glad my company Christmas party consists of lunch at the local Golden Corral. No need to dress up/act nice/deal with corporate.
PA, you feeling any better?
Did anybody smack anybody else with a rowboat oar today?
Best meet up ever!
Did anybody smack anybody else with a rowboat oar today?
Silly Sean. It’s winter up here in Michigan. The rowboats and oars are all stowed away.
snow shovels. that’s where it’s at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nqB0Fg3dk&feature=player_embedded
Carin, still in a lot of pain (yes, I’m a wimp). I’m still getting refills of Hydrocodone. Trying not to take too many. It hurts to sit–I feel like the stents are trying to poke out my legs. Weird feeling. Still waiting to get my taster back.
Gotta think more seasonably. Thanks for reminding me, Ca rin.
But its Friday the 10th.
You think you can switch to tylenol soon?
That’s all we need. A drug addict here. 🙂
Awww!
Thanks for the love PattyAnn, I loves you too.
(in the Hostage way)
What kind of fish Car in?
Bass? Walleye? Muskellunges!!!!!?
Or Blue Gills and Sun Fish?
I sent off my Secret Satan gift today. Someone’s gonna be mighty disappointed.
Does an alcoholic count? I think I can fill that role.
I also sent my Sectre Santa out. I still have no idea who I sent it to, but I hope they like it. And if they don’t, fuck ’em.
Someone’s gonna be mighty disappointed.
I’m sure many woman can say the same thing. . .
vmax—-
fishing with ca-rin
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRN_mOUChKZ2kQM0siV6Y_P896-sQyDfPcPTSK09TH8fPrxZUGn
courtesy of the Chief
Bass. Bluegill. crap. Crappie.
Was that really Stinky?
Heh JAM2
Kelly, I figured we had that quarter well enough covered.
I’m sure many woman can say the same thing. . .
I wish I could say there were many. 😦
Heh-
I’m just wonderin’ if Car in ever hears banjo music around her property…..
Well damn. I’m going to have to come up with a new schtick.
Mr. TiFW said he wants me to practice my technique on the organ later on tonight.
Which is kinda confusing me, because all we have around here is a piano……
At night, sobriety probably brings novelty at the H2. But, the sacrifice may be too great.
Mr. TiFW said he wants me to practice my technique on the organ later on tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH5p5iMEbrE&feature=related
Who’s turn is it to esplain the facts of life?
Thanks, Chief! I’m here all week – try the veal, and be sure and tip your waitress…..
Mr. TiFW said he wants me to practice my technique on the organ later on tonight.
Fingers TiF!
Carin – Are you offering me a whiskey?
sure?
Anyone know anything about these?
http://www.duracell.com/en-US/category/mygrid.jspx?gclid=CPT_zZSU46UCFa5k7AodsjEp3A
Carin – This is what I was referring to: At night, sobriety probably brings novelty at the H2.
I have never seen a John Wayne movie and I have met layra and she is the most beautiful woman
I have hugged SoHoS and it was a magical experience!
PA – Never seen that before!
I am such a lucky girl.
I done hugged em both, but not at the same time or I woulda passed out.
I believe you’ve hugged me as well, DiT, but I’m not half as exhilarating.
I have Kelly, it was great. It’s not that, it’s just more than one of you at a time.
A man can only take so much happy.
Everybody sing along!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq6RITE9c-M
I am quitting my job. After 1 year my boss is a IDIOT.
He cut my pay, and stole from me. Bastage! I want my chop saw back! He wants me to show up for work at 8am Monday while paying me at 10 am.
Anyone know anything about these?
No PA, but I want one.
Vman – Thought about doing your own Handyman gig? Around here, a decent handyman is like gold.
I am quitting my job. After 1 year my boss is a IDIOT.
He cut my pay, and stole from me. Bastage! I want my chop saw back! He wants me to show up for work at 8am Monday while paying me at 10 am.
Vmax, Florida allows a worker who prevails in a wage claim to get attorney’s fees if they prevail.
I am a stupid Moron MCPO, and can do handyman but I am slow. I installed 2 lights today in 2 hours. My boss did one in 10 min. However I would rather do CADD. I can kick ass doing Cad!
I might have a job at 1/3 my pay standing in front of a machine making machine parts. 60 hours a week.
Dick, quit pushing me into the abyss!
I swear I am sinking fast.
You say this guy is so cool
Snapping his fingers like a fool
One more expensive kiss-off
Who do you think I am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYSCsRbqDcQ&feature=related
http://www.newsrealblog.com/2010/12/10/are-you-using-fair-trade-condoms-with-your-free-range-hookers/
I was 25′ in the air, with my Dewalt, the light, the ladder, the screws, the black, the white, and the ground. I only have 2 hands!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNheCEUP_A
I only have 2 hands!
And not enough thumbs 😉
Hi Vmax.
So we’re sitting here watching Oprah on TiVo … DON’T JUDGE!!!
It’s an interview with Bill Petit, whose wife and two daughters were murdered in the home invasion in Connecticut that we’ve discussed here a little.
She asks some stupid fucking questions, but all-in-all it’s a pretty good interview.
If she asks, “How did you feel when. . .” You have my permission to cut the bitch.
*wonders if Dick getting nekkid at Oprah is pavlovian*
*head fills w/ all sorts of ideas*
Yeah, the “how did you feel”, “can you ever have ‘closure'” (whatever the hell that is) and similar questions make me want to slap a bitch.
The first question I’d ask is: how many different ways did you think of to kill those bastards, and why weren’t you able to act on any of them?
Vmax, Dick wouldn’t hit you if he didn’t love you.
Oprah and nekkid.
Two words that do not belong together.
Andy, that article you linked left me speechless……
And the Left thinks that WE’RE the prudes? Holy Hell in a handbasket, those people sure are sanctimonious! They want to make people feel guilty – not about the acts themselves, but the fact that they aren’t being environmentally/socially justice-y while engaging in those acts?
We have officially crossed over into the Twilight Zone/the other side of the looking glass……
Oprah and nekkid.
Two words that do not belong together.
Definitely not, two, two, two mints in one.
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Oprah and nekkid.
Two words that do not belong together.
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I meant to tell ya earlier that I was just fucking with ya.
I don’t drink beer. Only tequila.
No worries, sweetpea.
The fridge is full of natty light. You figure out how to get rid of it.
PJM – What is the word in southwest Arizona?
Watching “633 Squadron”. Not bad.
I’m blowing smoke up his ass? So you don’t love him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqjVAgT74_A
I’m blowing smoke up his ass? So you don’t love him?
No, he’s just jealous that you’re blowing smoke up someone elses ass.
PJM – What is the word in southwest Arizona?
Grease?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nmHzPCTdw
>> Any midgets with asshammers in those ideas?
>> And the Left thinks that WE’RE the prudes?
Best. Two comment. Sequence. EVER!
No, he’s just jealous that you’re blowing smoke up someone elses ass.
I don’t even know how I can blow smoke. Maybe it’s just my hot air?
Soooo, what part of the country are you in tat?
The Hostages: Come for the weather/recipes, stay for the witty repartee…..
Soooo, what part of the country are you in tat?
Nebraska. Still.
Chief, you have my permission to kick Cuffy’s ass for slowing down the poat.
Nebraska. Still.
I thought for sure you would have bugged on out of there by now.
See what I did there?
Chief, you have my permission to kick Cuffy’s ass for slowing down the poat.
SCREW YOU, KYLE! (and Andy)
Cuffy – Do that shit again and I’ll give Vmax your thumbs!
MOM!!! CUFFY THINKS HE’S
ABOVE THE LAWCAM NEWTON AGAIN!!!I’m not doing any entendre for the rest of the weekend.
NOT DOING IT.
I thought for sure you would have bugged on out of there by now.
See what I did there?
I’m trying. Just can’t make the argument for leaving a full-time, permanent w/ benies job, for a seasonal, non benies job. So here I am. Still looking tho.
I soooooooooooooooooo want to get that dog for Dave my secret santa
oh, I’ve said too much
I think Cam Newton should let Bill Clinton accept his Heisman tomorrow.
“He said it was unclear whether Tisdale had survived the flight until he fell from the plane. He said Tisdale had a plastic card on him that was shattered into small pieces, which was “consistent with being frozen” in flight.”
I’m still kinda tripped out by the kid that fell from that airplane. So he prolly freaking froze to death and then just fell out? What a freaky way to die
I’m trying. Just can’t make the argument for leaving a full-time, permanent w/ benies job, for a seasonal, non benies job.
Hellz no!!! Benies make a lot of unsufferable jobs slightly tolerable
I think Tom Hanks should let Bill Clinton accept his next Oscar.
here dick
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/12/police_recover_1.html
Hellz no!!! Benies make a lot of unsufferable jobs slightly tolerable
Plus, I refuse to consider CA or DC as possible locations. Narrows the field a bit more.
>> I think Cam Newton should let Bill Clinton accept his Heisman tomorrow.
Hahahaha. That would be awesome.
I think Oprah should let Bill Clinton accept her next Emmy.
Night all.
Yeah, peej. It was some combination of oxygen deprivation and hypothermia.
Then … bombs away.
Since the most recent election it seems Ca and DC are interchangeable.
I’ve been having these “I’m fucking doomed living here” panic attacks lately, but PJD seems to think things will be just fine, so, here we stay.
I’m amazed at some of the commenters regarding that kid. They act like it’s common knowledge that you’d freeze to death or not have enough oxygen to survive that high. Maybe 20 years ago, but hell, people can barely read when they graduate high school these days
I think Cliff Lee should let Bill Clinton accept his next Cy Young.
>> So he prolly freaking froze to death and then just fell out? What a freaky way to die
No. He asphyxiated first. Then he froze. But it was a corpsicle.
I think Angela Lansbury should let Bill Clinton accept her next Tony.
night tat!!!
I think that Chinese guy should let Bill Clinton accept his Nobel Peace Prize.
No. He asphyxiated first. Then he froze. But it was a corpsicle.
Hhhmmm, you think he tasted like a fudgesicle?
Hhhmmm, you think he tasted like a fudgesicle?
Was he a black man?
>> Hhhmmm, you think he tasted like a fudgesicle?
I only hunt fresh hobo. Not frozed up stowaway.
I completely forgot that Iowahawk predicted this: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html
You know, given that the only time people think of stowing away in a wheel well is when they read stories about people dying by stowing away in wheel wells, Darwin had a point.
>> Was he a black man?
Yes
His name was Delvonte MCPO, I’ll let you decide.
Yes
Hobo lore says he tastes like fresh-frozen peccary.
It’s just like hopping a train.
Except you’re at 31,000 feet, there’s no oxygen, and the temps are -51 degrees F.
Other than that, the “clackity-clack” sounds of the rails are pretty comforting I’ll bet.
Except you’re at 31,000 feet, there’s no oxygen, and the temps are -51 degrees F.
Other than that, the “clackity-clack” sounds of the rails are pretty comforting I’ll bet.
Well and ya gotta admit, there’s less pollution because the planes not using coal, right?
I wonder if the TSA squeezed his junk before he crawled up on the landing gear.
I live in Pennsylvania. I want a coal-powered car.
I live in CA. I want a baby seal powered car.
My car runs on love.
My car runs on love.
Thus another ZZ Top song is born.
My car runs on the sweet, sweet tears of environuts.
My mom and her sisters flew from san diego to oregon today. Not one of them went thru the x-ray machine or got groped. That shit ain’t right.
Another sexless night in reason-ville.
Ahhh.. I’m just kiddin. I don’t have a car. I have a truck.
It runs on pain. And daffodils. But mostly pain.
**hands Reason a beer**
Welcome to my world.
My car runs on a maximum of 10 percent ethanol. Thanks, Al!
My Jeep is neither fish nor fowl.
xbrad, is this what studying hard in college gets us?
I flunked out of college, Reason.
Of course, I also got more ass than a toilet seat while stationed in Germany after that…
Brad, there must be lots of lonely ladies in your neck of the woods.
Lips, when I feel the need to tap a gal in her 80s, I’ll let you kow.
hahaha! You got the joke!
Don’t be hatin on the cougars 😉
I studied my ass off.
Apparently we both did it wrong, since meither route resulted in “more tang than an astronaut”
I just worked 2 high school basketball games, both close as all get out and exciting. I don’t think pro sports can hold a candle to hs and college versions of the same games.
Other than that, it was great seeing that PattyAnn is starting to visit this dump on a slightly increased basis.
i stand corrected.
G’night, all and sundry.
Nitey-nite, all!
Good night Chief
>> Don’t be hatin on the cougars
But they’re all younger than me.
Oh..
Night old man.
And good night Teresa and your little elf
Gets on Old Man’s lawn.
You guys probably already discussed the hell out of it upthread, but ……
Do you think Michelle dildoed Obami’s ass when she got him home tonight, after the start of Clinton’s press conference made him late for their “date?”
Lips, I like older women. Just not OLD women.
Clint, that whole affair is just stunning. I can’t beleive how inept the Artful Dodger is.
Lips, I like older women. Just not OLD women.
They’re bound to be grateful, plus no pregnancy scares!
XB, can’t you just imagine what our enemies are planning now that they’ve seen Obama in all his manly glory?
Christmas party report –
Sat with two people I actually did know, two people I met at the last company function, two people who were reasonably sociable, and one fellow materials engineer. Enjoyed myself immensely during dinner.
Got tipsy to two friggin’ glasses of wine. (pantywaist!!!!)
Asked Mr. RFH to kindly bribe the DJ to play either this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiYfQSD4Xao
Waited through rap crap, electric slide crap, “Mony Mony”, “Shook Me All Night Long”, “Love Shack”, and John Cougar Melonhead. Slow danced to “Unchained Melody”, then the DJ started up with the fucking rap again. I wanted the money back. DJ sucked donkey balls; the bartenders deserved it more.
Yes, Mesa, I tipped the bartender. **bows, falls on face**
fin
Also, there was a Rosetta sighting. I asked Mr. RFH if it was a he or a she. He was not sure. It looked like a man in drag, and it was dancing with a woman, so it must have been a man-lesbian.
So I was just studying the current header picture … do you think that woman is sitting down ’cause if she stands up another baby might drop out?
WTF? I kilt it?
**hugs clintbird in relief**
Hi, Roamy. Wanna rassle?
Roamy, we’re all heading south on the 23rd but only staying unitl early on the 26th. I do expect I may be back there again in March so maybe we could meet somewhere again?
Sounds good, Clintbird. We are probably heading northeast around the same time for Christmas, so March will be better for me as well.
Okay, Roamy.
I’m tired. Goodnight any and all.
Good night, clintbird.
so, were there any pyrotechnics at the party?
Nope, no pyrotechnics, but it was held here.
http://tinyurl.com/2g4mz76
You don’t realize how frickin’ big the Saturn V is until you’ve walked the length in heels a few times.
Is that a rocket in your hall or are you just happy to see me…
I’m happy to see you, big boy!
I’m happy to see you, big boy!
hahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ntfgdk-xk
What the fuck was that cruise ship that had to be rescued doing down between South America and Antarctica?
Fucking idiots.
Lips, as long as I’ve got explosives, I’ll be happy to bang you.
hahaha! Good night you picky guy and everybody else.
You don’t realize how frickin’ big the Saturn V is until you’ve walked the length in heels a few times.
Boy, if Rosetta had a nickel for every time he’s used that euphemism…
^where Saturn V is really Main Street at 3AM
Somebody catch me up on all that’s unfolded, I’m lazy.
Wait, what do you have against Main Street at 3am?
Elliott, no one gave you a hall pass, where the fuck have you been?
I came back for BBF, was saddened to see an Israeli woman without a firearm. Then something about Rosie and some sort of rocket. I couldn’t stay away.
Nothing happened, Elliott. The rest of us are just as lazy as you. Hell, I don’t even remember how many weeks it’s been since I bothered to change my clothes. After a while, you don’t even notice the smell anymore.
What have you been up to?
Just get out of jail?
In a sense. I’ve been trying to teach myself AutoCAD with no actual training. It’s worked out surprisingly well.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=48535
**makes note to self- don’t buy a bridge from Elliott**
Look at my bridge, my bridge is amazing…
Actually it’s just for crime scene mapping. Next up I get to try to learn the 3d drafting so that I can make even better maps. Trying to develop my skill set before I finish school so that I might actually have some hope of finding a job that does not involve more of my life in the wasteland that is retail.
I’m as confused as a fat guy holding a salad
Trade salad for food, eat.
heh
Look at my bridge, my bridge is amazing…
I’m not licking your bridge, no matter what it tastes like.
(Friday night hot chick is up at my place, btw.)
Apparently, this is a sausage fest.
Your Friday night hot chick is hotter than MJ’s BBF.
Oh don’t act like it’s not a sausage fest.
To be fair, MJ’s BBF model is pretty hot, even if she has dirty-looking hair in the first picture. And even if she has a weird-looking mouth. And even if it looks like she has the same plastic surgeon as Tara Reid.
Yeah, my gal is hotter.
PJ, when are you gonna submit a pic to BBF?
PJ, when are you gonna submit a pic to BBF
hahaha, never
aren’t I like a sister to you guys yet? Wouldn’t it feel incestuous?
We’re not saying it wouldn’t be creepy, but we could make some decent money selling pictures of you to our friends.
I’m just saying is all.
I’m trying to get a job at Columbia.
Well, I don’t want you boys to get nightmares, so I’ll spare you.
cuz I’m a good loving sister like that
I’m trying to get a job at Columbia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc
That’s weird, wild stuff.
OK, girls, I’m out. have a good night.
Up and at ’em, boys and girls! Early to bed, early to rise, and all that shit. There’s things to do! It’s Saturday! Starting the day with killing some ducks, then some stuff around the house, then taking the wife to dinner, gonnabeabusyday!!!!1!1!!
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Man. Starting the day with a line off a dead hooker is not as glamorous as it sounds.
There’s things to do! It’s Saturday!
For fuck’s sake, I mailed out my Secret Satan present already. I’ll water the plants in the backyard later.
*doses Her M’s water supply with ‘ludes*
I used to greet the dawn from a table at Denny’s after a long night out, then head home and crash til noon. I haven’t been up past 11:00 in months, and crapping out at 9:00 has become my standard.
When the hell did I get old? When I start eating dinner at 4:30, somebody please come remove the sharp objects from my house.
So, you eat lunch at around 8:30 a.m.?
I’d “pork her” ……………..Errr, that’s not Kosher is it?
New post is up.